THE MOFO CHILL CLUB

[Sexy Celebrity]

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BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seanc]

Alright. On the road again. Where are the jams, JJ?

[The Gunslinger45]

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BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Son of a bitch!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I paid $5 to let a ferry take us across the river. We got across okay.

[seanc]

Slinger that's your department, dammit.

[jiraffejustin]

He "stole" 70 bullets. A.K.A. Gunslinger got ahold of him.

[Godoggo]

Speaking of kids, my friend was a real jerk the other day. She brought her little boy over and he wanted to catch frogs. I said no and explained that really scares them and makes them go away and find a new place to live. Instead I had him help me make another little pool for them and a hidey hole for the toads. He was fine with that and we had a good time, but my friend was offended. :shrug:

She's going to have to get over people saying no to her kid or she is going to have a really rough time in life.

[jiraffejustin]

Alright. On the road again. Where are the jams, JJ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5es4WhO2yM

[honeykid]

That made me laugh out loud. Love that episode.

Best episode of the last season? I think it probably is.

I'm not on this trip? Well, at least I don't have to listen to the music. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

THERE IS AN OPTION TO HUNT FOR FOOD! Option 8: Hunt for Food. I didn't see that before.

[Godoggo]

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOOOOOOOD!!!

Love that episode. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

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GREAT! JUST GREAT!

Who smokes?! Someone smoking probably started that fire!

[Miss Vicky]

Have you never gone hunting in Oregon Trail, SC?

I would always hunt every chance I got and kill everything I saw, storage capacity be damned. :laugh:

[The Gunslinger45]

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GREAT! JUST GREAT!

Who smokes?! Someone smoking probably started that fire!

Either that or someone tried to cook spam on a hot plate.

[seanc]

Best episode of the last season? I think it probably is.

The one I remember the most. I would have to go back through. Think I only have seen that season twice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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OMG, THESE THIEVES!

It says I have 8 oxes left, though.

[jiraffejustin]

At least none us of have dysentery yet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Luckily we still have a lot of food left. You guys have been good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It seems to be a better trip if you're a banker and you have money, but you end up cursed with all these thieves and fires! And my wagon wheel broke twice already.

[Miss Vicky]

At least none us of have dysentery yet.

I'll probably be first to get it.

[seanc]

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GREAT! JUST GREAT!

Who smokes?! Someone smoking probably started that fire!

JJ brought rap, I thought the weed was understood. ;)

[honeykid]

This time you had money. :D See, there's the lesson to learn. Rich people made it a lot more often and easier than poor people.

[seanc]

Your the banker, why do the rest of us have to be sissies.

[jiraffejustin]

JJ brought rap, I thought the weed was understood. ;)

Blaze all day every day

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just caulked the wagon and let it float across the river. We got across okay.

[Sexy Celebrity]

YAY! We found an abandoned wagon and took 2 wagon tongues from it!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

We found wild fruit.

[Miss Vicky]

Blaze all day every day

Let's switch to some reggae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UUPY902Ph0

[Sexy Celebrity]

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OH NO! Don't you die on me, Gunslingr!

[Miss Vicky]

WTF did you do, GS?

[jiraffejustin]

Oh crap. We have no security now, and Miss Vicky is inviting all the hippies with her reggae music.

[Sexy Celebrity]

One of our oxen is injured. But that's okay, we have 7 good ones.

[honeykid]

GS, I thought you'd be the last, man!

[The Gunslinger45]

WTF did you do, GS?

So much for me trying to break dance. :(

[seanc]

Leave him. He's going to slow us down and waste our food.

[rauldc14]

Kind of crazy to think what my video game thread has started. Next thing you know, SC will be bowling with all of us on the Wii.

[jiraffejustin]

He broke his leg kicking somebody's ass

[The Gunslinger45]

Leave him. He's going to slow us down and waste our food.

Screw you! :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

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OH NO! Our fashions!

We had 45 sets of clothes.

[seanc]

You guys made the last hour of Rosemary's Baby more exciting.

[jiraffejustin]

What kind of person steals 19 sets of clothes?

[The Gunslinger45]

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OH NO! Our fashions!

We had 45 sets of clothes.

Sexy where the hell are you driving us through? South Central?

[Sexy Celebrity]

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What are you and Gunslingr DOING?!?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

At least we're finding more wild fruit.

[seanc]

OH NO! Our fashions!.

I knew putting a gay man in charge was trouble.

[Miss Vicky]

Well there goes our fashion show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw9LOrHU8JI

[The Gunslinger45]

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What are you and Gunslingr DOING?!?!

I was tutoring him in break dancing . ;)

[jiraffejustin]

Slinger broke his leg for what he said about him earlier.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Miss Vicky, why are you so exhausted? Hmmm?

[Miss Vicky]

Well our fashion show would've been ruined anyway. I mean how's seanc gonna work it in his stiletto heals with a busted leg?

[seanc]

You guys have me laughing too hard

[Miss Vicky]

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Miss Vicky, why are you so exhausted? Hmmm?

I was... um... attending to gunslinger's... injury. Yeah.

[The Gunslinger45]

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Miss Vicky, why are you so exhausted? Hmmm?

She brought a Joaquin cardboard cut out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN MY WAGON?!?!

Miss Vicky, what have you been using your arm for?!

[jiraffejustin]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=17745&stc=1&d=1411528472

Miss Vicky, why are you so exhausted? Hmmm?

Did naked pics of Joaquin Phoenix leak or something?

[The Gunslinger45]

I was... um... attending to gunslingers... injury. Yeah.

Best...medicine... ever. :D

[honeykid]

This wagon needs some padding or something.

[Miss Vicky]

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN MY WAGON?!?!

Miss Vicky, what have you been using your arm for?!

Um... I was changing bandages?

[jiraffejustin]

I'm the only one without broken bones? I've broken enough in real life I guess.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Tell me what we should do.

[seanc]

I don't remember this game being so dirty in 5th grade.

[Miss Vicky]

Well you know... two injured men. I gotta... help them get off I mean... help them out.

[jiraffejustin]

Head for Fort Bridger, Slinger may have some pals there.

[seanc]

Fort Bridger. Im hoping for a Bordello.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And God knows how those men broke their legs.

[Miss Vicky]

Head to the fort.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe it was their third legs.

[honeykid]

Stay away from the Green River. That's where the Green River Killer dumped the bodies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm going to the Fort!

[The Gunslinger45]

Fort

[Sexy Celebrity]

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I don't know why.... you only had a broken leg. You weren't sick.

Miss Vicky, when is your arm gonna heal??

[Miss Vicky]

R.I.P. seanc. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Oh, dear......

Well, at least you didn't die first.

[Miss Vicky]

Ah f*ck.

[honeykid]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


SEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[honeykid]

Oh, you're on your way out, MV. :(

[The Gunslinger45]

RIP seanc. So much for our break dancing duo.

[seanc]

You starved me. I always knew you hated me Sexy. Fare thee well travelers.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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R.I.P.

Now it's just me, Jiraffe and Gunslingr.

[Miss Vicky]

Are they sure it's cholera? Maybe I just caught something from the guys?

[Miss Vicky]

Damn it.

R.I.P. me.

[honeykid]

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!

[seanc]

Are they sure it's cholera? Maybe I just caught something from the guys?

It was the ice cream.

[jiraffejustin]

I go to take a leak, I come back and two of our crew are dead. :(

But that just goes to show that abstinence is the answer. I didn't fool around and break anything and I am still here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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*SIGH*

Apparently the grass is inadequate and there's very little water.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are they sure it's cholera? Maybe I just caught something from the guys?

If you did, it was HIV.

AIDS Wagon!

[honeykid]

The grass is inadequate? Who brought poor quality doobage?

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Honeykid lasted a little while after getting this.

[The Gunslinger45]

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R.I.P.

Now it's just me, Jiraffe and Gunslingr.

Dammit! Now who will tend to my needs... I mean. Injury?

[jiraffejustin]

The grass is inadequate? Who brought poor quality doobage?

We smoked all my good stuff, all that's left is that cheap reggae weed Miss Vicky left behind.

[Miss Vicky]

Courtesy of the CDC:

Cholera infection is often mild or without symptoms, but can sometimes be severe. Approximately one in 20 (5%) infected persons will have severe disease characterized by profuse watery diarrhea, vomiting, and leg cramps. In these people, rapid loss of body fluids leads to dehydration and shock.

I bet it was the ice cream. Damn it, Noah! You killed Auntie Tory!

[honeykid]

You'll be OK for a while, JJ. Just stay away from bad water.

[jiraffejustin]

Dammit! Now who will tend to my needs... I mean. Injury?

I've never tried it before, but it looks like I am on the way out. I might as well try to experience everything I can, while I can.

[honeykid]

Yeah, Cholera killed hundreds of thousands way back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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[The Gunslinger45]

I've never tried it before, but it looks like I am on the way out. I might as well try to experience everything I can, while I can.

I'll pass. :p

[The Gunslinger45]

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Damn snakes!

[Sexy Celebrity]

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AGAIN!

[honeykid]

Why didn't you shoot it?

[Miss Vicky]

WTF were you doing now, GS?

(I'm haunting the wagon, btw)

[jiraffejustin]

I'll pass. :p

You say that in public, but we all know that wasn't a snakebite. ;)

[seanc]

I've never tried it before, but it looks like I am on the way out. I might as well try to experience everything I can, while I can.

He doesn't want the measles there! Oh who am I kidding he's a guy...he doesn't give a damn. Go for it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Two broken legs now.

[honeykid]

Dammit, GS. Do you have brittle bone disease or something?

[The Gunslinger45]

WTF were you doing now, GS?

(I'm haunting the wagon, btw)

I was watching Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Inadequate grass and bad water. Obviously, the bong hits are nasty.

[honeykid]

I was watching Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo.

Nice. He breaks his leg in that, too. :D

[The Gunslinger45]

Why didn't you shoot it?

It said it had pie!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm going to hunt for food now. Looks like I have to actually try to hit something with my gun.

[honeykid]

I thought it was apples they used to tempt you people? :D

[honeykid]

I'm going to hunt for food now. Looks like I have to actually try to hit something with my gun.

Don't hit it with your gun. Shoot stuff!

[Miss Vicky]

I thought it was apples they used to tempt you people? :D

Maybe it was apple pie?

[seanc]

Your leaving measles and gimpy. They are goners for sure.

[jiraffejustin]

Yeah, we still have bullets. No reason to pistol whip a moose to death.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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There was only 1 rabbit and I killed it.

[honeykid]

Ooh, a whipped mousse is nice.

[The Gunslinger45]

I prefer elk.

[seanc]

That will make up for the 62 pounds that got jacked.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jiraffe, you have measles.

[Miss Vicky]

There's only rabbit, gimpy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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That leaves only me and Gunslingr's broken legs.

[Miss Vicky]

R.I.P. JJ

[honeykid]

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!! :D

[jiraffejustin]

AVENGE ME, GUNSLINGER. Sexy did this to me because I wasn't showing him the same, ahem, attention as I was you.

[seanc]

I'm pouring out a malt for you JJ

[Sexy Celebrity]

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That's okay. Gunslingr and I can be naked together.

[honeykid]

It's become a murder/mystery.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I swear I have gay thieves.

[The Gunslinger45]

Stuck in a wagon in the middle of no where with two gay men, both who desperately want to **** me. I now know what hell is like. :D

[The Gunslinger45]

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That's okay. Gunslingr and I can be naked together.

Like this couldn't get more embarrassing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Uh oh.........

[honeykid]

They steal gay people? That's probably a Sixth Sense porn rip. "I steal gay people"

[Miss Vicky]

Well if you hadn't named the wagon Priscilla

[jiraffejustin]

I'm pouring out a malt for you JJ

respect

[seanc]

Its going to be like Boxing Helena up in that wagon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stuck in a wagon in the middle of no where with two gay men, both who desperately want to **** me. I now know what hell is like. :D

............. Huh?

Who else is gay?

[The Gunslinger45]

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Uh oh.........

Ahh crap.

[honeykid]

Is it me, or has this just become a wet dream for SC rather than a game? :D

[jiraffejustin]

Stuck in a wagon in the middle of no where with two gay men, both who desperately want to **** me. I now know what hell is like. :D

I'm wasn't gay, I was desperate. And you got "measles" from me, so don't act like we didn't do anything.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well if you hadn't named the wagon Priscilla

Priscilla, Queen of the Oregon Trail!

[honeykid]

Well if you hadn't named the wagon Priscilla

Made me properly :laugh:

[The Gunslinger45]

I'm wasn't gay, I was desperate. And you got "measles" from me, so don't act like we didn't do anything.

LIES! ALL LIES!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am going to hire an Indian to help us cross the river.

[jiraffejustin]

that's racist

*Sci-Fi Slob voice*

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually, no I'm not. The Indian wants two sets of clothing from us (which is weird -- I thought Indians like being naked?) and we can't afford to lose more clothes. I will caulk the wagon instead.

[rauldc14]

This thread has gotten quite the buzz. Please tell me it has a chance for thread of the year.

[honeykid]

that's racist

*Sci-Fi Slob voice*
:laugh:

[Swan]

The Oregon Trail always bored me, and tonight is no exception.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Good thing I did that.

[rauldc14]

The Oregon Trail always bored me, and tonight is no exception.

That doesn't surprise me. You are the Miss Vicky opposite of me for entertainment :p

[Miss Vicky]

Oh good, no drownings yet.

[rauldc14]

If you make it to the rapids, that's the best part.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Gunslinger, is this Fight Club?

Are you and your imaginary friend beating yourselves up back there in the wagon?

[Swan]

Who is left on the wagon?

[The Gunslinger45]

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Gunslinger, is this Fight Club?

Are you and your imaginary friend beating yourselves up back there in the wagon?

Nope Grizzly bears.

[Miss Vicky]

Quit busting all his limbs, Sexy. You just don't want him to be able to resist you. That's it, isn't it? As long as the one appendage is still functional.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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But it's only October 8th!!!

[honeykid]

Seriously. Are we sure GS isn't this guy?

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2000/images/unbreakable3.jpg

[seanc]

That was surprisingly entertaining but I will have to see if Sexy survives tomorrow. Good night MoFos.

[Swan]

Good night sean.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We're at Fort Boise.

[honeykid]

Night, Sean. :)

[Miss Vicky]

Uh oh, looks like SC and GS are gonna have to get cozy to keep warm.

[gbgoodies]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=17754&stc=1&d=1411529373


I don't really like snakes, but that's a pretty snake. I love the colors.

[Swan]

Snakes are so cool. I want one.

[The Gunslinger45]

Quit busting all his limbs, Sexy. You just don't want him to be able to resist you. That's it, isn't it? As long as the one appendage is still functional.

So we have brittle bone disease, wrestling bears, gay fight clubs, and now a possible Misery angle.

[honeykid]

Is that Fort Boys? Because I think SC has just handicapped GS and taken him to a gay brothel.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Gunslinger and I each have a pair of clothes. Unfortunately.

[Swan]

Who is left on the wagon?

:|

[Sexy Celebrity]

So we have brittle bone disease, wrestling bears, gay fight clubs, and now a possible Misery angle.

We also had Nurse Vicky.

[The Gunslinger45]

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Gunslinger and I each have a pair of clothes. Unfortunately.

More food and pants please.

[Miss Vicky]

Swan: Just Sexy and GS and GS has two broken legs, a broken arm and measles.

[honeykid]

:|

It's SC and GS

[The Gunslinger45]

:|

Me and sexy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just let us rest for a week and now it says our health is good.

[Swan]

Wow, Gunslinga is actually pretty resilient. When I was on the wagon, we all got dysentery and died like right away.

[The Gunslinger45]

Swan: Just Sexy and GS and GS has two broken legs, a broken arm and measles.

And still killing ****. I am this games Rasputin.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let's see if anyone will trade.

[rauldc14]

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Gunslinger and I each have a pair of clothes. Unfortunately.

Yup, gunslinger in Long Johns and SC in a birthday suit.

[Swan]

And still killing ****. I am this games Rasputin.

http://0.tqn.com/y/history1900s/1/L/N/F/1/Rasputin.jpg

[jiraffejustin]

Plus Gunslinger got bit by a snake and had sex with every member of the voyage.

[rauldc14]

Wow, Gunslinga is actually pretty resilient. When I was on the wagon, we all got dysentery and died like right away.

We were also starved by our fearless leader. We would have been better with Colonel Sanders aboard.

[Miss Vicky]

Oh yeah, forgot about the snakebite.

[Swan]

Plus Gunslinger got bit by a snake and had sex with every member of the voyage.

Thank God I was dead.

[The Gunslinger45]

Plus Gunslinger got bit by a snake and had sex with every member of the voyage.

Hey it was just Vicky! :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

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We got a little more food. We are headed to the Blue Mountains!

[Miss Vicky]

Come on now... GS. We all know about you and JJ and the "measles."

It's okay. We all need to get our rocks off somehow and I was already dead at that point.

[Sexy Celebrity]

IT JUST TOLD ME YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROKEN LEG.

Unfortunately I couldn't save the picture because I stopped it to go hunting.

[jiraffejustin]

Hey it was just Vicky! :p

No one judges here, man. We had sex. You had sex with Sean. Who knows how much sex you've had with Sexy by now.

[Miss Vicky]

Gunslinger: Most accident prone yet resilient person ever.

[The Gunslinger45]

IT JUST TOLD ME YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROKEN LEG.

Unfortunately I couldn't save the picture because I stopped it to go hunting.

DAMMIT!

[The Gunslinger45]

Gunslinger: Most accident prone yet resilient person ever.

I WAS WRESTLING BEARS! I AM NOT ACCIDENT PRONE I AM MANLY! :p



I am in so much pain...

[honeykid]

GS and, well, everyone, sitting in a tree..... :D

[The Gunslinger45]

No one judges here, man. We had sex. You had sex with Sean. Who knows how much sex you've had with Sexy by now.

LIES AND SLANDER! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I KEEP MISSING THE DAMN ANIMALS!

[jiraffejustin]

He must gain health when he has sex.

[The Gunslinger45]

And yet I am so deep in the Oregon Trail version of the closet. LOL

[jiraffejustin]

I KEEP MISSING THE DAMN ANIMALS!

Wheel Slinger out there and let him take the shots. He never misses. :randy:

[honeykid]

I KEEP MISSING THE DAMN ANIMALS!

Let GS go out there and shoot the damn animals. He's better than you with a broken arm, measles and three broken legs.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Three days after my birthday..........

I'm just gonna let myself die, then.

[Miss Vicky]

And yet I am so deep in the Oregon Trail version of the closet. LOL

You are riding Priscilla, GS. Just go with it.

http://cdn.funcheap.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/priscilla.png

[Sexy Celebrity]

At least Gunslinger was around for sex on my birthday.

[honeykid]

LOL..


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


GSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[jiraffejustin]

Don't give up Sexy, you are probably carrying Gunslinger's child.

[The Gunslinger45]

Well I tried and made it this long.

[Miss Vicky]

So much for that resilience. R.I.P. Gunslinger.

[The Gunslinger45]

Don't give up Sexy, you are probably carrying Gunslinger's child.

Have we violated the laws of nature or are we in the movie Junior?

[Swan]

Don't give up Sexy, you are probably carrying Gunslinger's child.

Does that mean Sexy ate Gunslinger's remains and has to take a massive dump?

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=17766&stc=1&d=1411531203

The day after Gunslingr dies......

[Miss Vicky]

Damn this wagon is cursed.

[jiraffejustin]

Have we violated the laws of nature or are we in the movie Junior?

Well I know you and I violated laws of some kind, but I don't know exactly what you and Sexy did.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=17767&stc=1&d=1411531274

How do I get dysentery and a broken leg on the same day?!

[honeykid]

SC finally succumbs

[Swan]

Sexy Celebrity's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=17768&stc=1&d=1411531338

That's all she wrote.

[Miss Vicky]

R.I.P. Sexy Celebrity.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=17769&stc=1&d=1411531381

THE END.

Thank you, everyone, for watching.

[The Gunslinger45]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=17767&stc=1&d=1411531274

How do I get dysentery and a broken leg on the same day?!

Now I am haunting the wagon.

[rauldc14]

Was fun. Later alligators.

[honeykid]

Notice how quickly he died after GS pegged out. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm so sorry, my fellow travelers. I failed you all.

[jiraffejustin]

Copious amounts of sex + very little water = dehydration = death.

[The Gunslinger45]

That was a lot of fun.

[honeykid]

Night, raul. :)

[Miss Vicky]

Copious amounts of sex + very little water = dehydration = death.

yet so worth it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Someone else should do it. Sometime. Whenever.

[Swan]

Goodnight raul.

[jiraffejustin]

Good night, Raul.


That was way more fun than I expected.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A shame I didn't put it all in its own thread. Maybe we need a moderator.

[Swan]

Go make a thread for future games, Sexy.

[Swan]

I hate this cabin. It makes me feel depressed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know if I'll keep playing that one. I imagine it would get redundant.

[The Gunslinger45]

I hate this cabin. It makes me feel depressed.

How so?

[jiraffejustin]

Someone play a Pokemon emulator and name the Pokemon after us.

[Swan]

How so?

Well, being all alone in a cabin all day is not fun. I would say I'm going crazy, but I'm already crazy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, being all alone in a cabin all day is not fun. I would say I'm going crazy, but I'm already crazy.

Just don't go schizo tonight.

[Swan]

I'm starting to have symptoms again. I'm starting to read people's thoughts again. I just need to get out of this damn cabin.

[The Gunslinger45]

Well, being all alone in a cabin all day is not fun. I would say I'm going crazy, but I'm already crazy.

Is their something to do there beside go on the internet and fap?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm starting to have symptoms again. I'm starting to read people's thoughts again. I just need to get out of this damn cabin.

Really? What am I thinking?

[The Gunslinger45]

I'm starting to have symptoms again. I'm starting to read people's thoughts again. I just need to get out of this damn cabin.

Ahh crap. How long you staying there?

[Swan]

Is their something to do there beside go on the internet and fap?

There's is a nice creek like 2 seconds away I could go to. But it's too late now.

And thanks for the laugh. :laugh:

[Swan]

Really? What am I thinking?

You're thinking about having buttsex with Jake Gyllenhaal.

Ahh crap. How long you staying there?

I should be moving into my new house this coming Monday. I can make it.

[The Gunslinger45]

There's is a nice creek like 2 seconds away I could go to. But it's too late now.

And thanks for the laugh. :laugh:

Always good for that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're thinking about having buttsex with Jake Gyllenhaal.

Then you must be sane. You guessed right. Clairvoyant, but sane.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You'll feel a lot better if you get out of that ugly avatar and into your Cherry Coke one.

[Swan]

I could make Elyn Saks, a hero of mine, my avatar. But you'd still call it ugly.

[jiraffejustin]

You can do it, homie. Monday isn't that far away.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Monday's a long time away.

[Swan]

I miss my dogs too. Life without those two little sh*ts is rough.

[jiraffejustin]

Monday's a long time away.

Go die of dysentery.