THE MOFO CHILL CLUB [Archive] - Page 110

MovieGal

11-22-24, 06:20 PM

Btw, here's a horror joke I wrote some time ago if anyone's interested:

For a few years, Ted suspected there was a monster living under his bed. One night, he decided to test if it was real once and for all. Before going to bed, he took a chicken leg from his freezer and began tying a string around it. His plan was to toss the chicken leg under his bed, wait a minute, and pull the chicken leg back out. If the chicken leg would come out intact, it would mean there wasn't a monster under his bed, but if the chicken leg would emerge eaten, it would mean there was a monster under his bed.

After Ted finished tying the string around the chicken leg, he tossed it under his bed while clenching the other end of the string in his fist. As the seconds ticked by, Ted couldn't hear any noises coming from under his bed. After the minute ended, Ted slowly pulled the chicken leg back out and saw it was fully intact. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief though, a note was pushed out from under his bed which read "I'm actually a vegetarian".

It's cute.

MovieGal

11-22-24, 07:43 PM

Maybe I should use this as my Christmas avatar.

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FilmBuff

11-22-24, 09:49 PM

Invader Zim FTW

MovieGal

11-22-24, 09:51 PM

Invader Zim FTW

https://youtu.be/pStKTYnDvac?si=PNVJQjf3IPsCIIYo

Allaby

11-22-24, 10:13 PM

Time to drink some egg nog and watch a Christmas movie. Tonight, I'm watching Santa's Chimney of Secrets.

MovieGal

11-22-24, 10:14 PM

Time to drink some egg nog and watch a Christmas movie. Tonight, I'm watching Santa's Chimney of Secrets.

Are they dirty secrets? I mean they are covered in soot.

Allaby

11-22-24, 10:15 PM

Are they dirty secrets? I mean they are covered in soot.

I hope so! Santa seems like a dirty fellow. That is why he is so jolly. ;)

MovieGal

11-22-24, 10:16 PM

I hope so! Santa seems like a dirty fellow. That is why he is so jolly. ;)

I don't know. He has a thing for dwarves. Kinda scary.

Allaby

11-22-24, 10:19 PM

I don't know. He has a thing for dwarves. Kinda scary.

That's true. We better not anger Santa or he will punish us.

MovieGal

11-22-24, 10:20 PM

That's true. We better not anger Santa or he will punish us.

Whips and chains?

MovieGal

11-22-24, 10:21 PM

Allaby and FilmBuff

Why does Santa always come through the chimney?

Because he knows better than to try the back door.

MovieGal

11-22-24, 10:22 PM

Why is Santa so damn jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Allaby

11-22-24, 10:22 PM

Whips and chains?

Santa is naughty so I wouldn't put it past him. Maybe he uses Christmas lights instead of chains though.

MovieGal

11-22-24, 10:23 PM

Santa is naughty so I wouldn't put it past him. Maybe he uses Christmas lights instead of chains though.

Tinsel and a string of lights?

So kinky!

MovieGal

11-22-24, 10:27 PM

What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?

When he gets a sweater, but he’s hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

FilmBuff

11-22-24, 10:40 PM

That's true. We better not anger Santa or he will punish us.

How do you know you're not already on the naughty list? :p

Allaby

11-22-24, 10:41 PM

How do you know you're not already on the naughty list? :p

I bribed Santa to keep me off the naughty list.

MovieGal

11-22-24, 10:44 PM

I bribed Santa to keep me off the naughty list.

I'm on the naughty list.

It feels so gooooood.

MovieGal

11-23-24, 12:38 AM

This is a screenshot of a live cam from ilulissat North Airport in Greenland. I love the colors of the Aurora but I love you can see the stars that make up a constellation.

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honeykid

11-23-24, 10:20 AM

Why is Santa so damn jolly?

Because he only has to work one day a year and enjoys his food for the rest of it.

Or maybe it's because he's immortal so isn't bothered about climate change?

FilmBuff

11-23-24, 11:16 AM

Santa is literally a pinko

Allaby

11-23-24, 02:54 PM

I'm drinking egg nog and watching a Hallmark Christmas movie.

MovieGal

11-23-24, 11:24 PM

This is an opening of a film I need to revisit.

I love this ballet.

https://youtu.be/F_FvbnWM90s?si=7k0WUUajXC6g4CaV

SpelingError

11-23-24, 11:45 PM

I'm drinking egg nog and watching a Hallmark Christmas movie.

Would you say Hallmark Christmas movies are worth watching? From what I've heard, their narratives are usually pretty cookie-cutter.

Allaby

11-24-24, 08:54 AM

Would you say Hallmark Christmas movies are worth watching? From what I've heard, they're narratives are usually pretty cookie-cutter.

I usually enjoy them. They tend to be predictable with a happy ending, but that is part of the charm. Some of them are pretty entertaining and fun.

KeyserCorleone

11-24-24, 04:02 PM

More jazz.

Cecil Taylor Segments II Orchestra Of Two Continents-Winged Serpent (Full Album) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM2ijfWsa0k)

I mean it's "free jazz," but it's jazz.

MovieGal

11-24-24, 08:58 PM

Ok I'm asking what the females think or those who I feel are female.

Anyone else can reply.

What do you think of this sweater AgrippinaX and FilmBuff?

I'm making one for winter out of acrylic yarn and a short sleeve version out of thinner cotton yarn.

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MovieGal

11-24-24, 09:02 PM

Longer sleeve is White, Spa (a shade of green) and Dark Denim blue.

The shorter sleeve is White, Pines, Windstorm and Dark Cherry.

AgrippinaX

11-24-24, 09:02 PM

MovieGal

11-24-24, 09:09 PM

I really like it! Would absolutely get one of those.

I'm making them.

FilmBuff

11-24-24, 09:17 PM

Allaby

11-25-24, 12:26 PM

Now, I'm watching the cinematic masterpiece, Santa Stole Our Dog (2017).

MovieGal

11-25-24, 12:35 PM

Now, I'm watching the cinematic masterpiece, Santa Stole Our Dog (2017).

Are you going to watch

https://www.hallmarkchannel.com/holiday-touchdown-a-chiefs-love-story?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA3ZC6BhBaEiwAeqfvyo-4IJxCsbg3ACsGvaAfY30rJvFfGq5szZoQERZWlBddC8MnbHzoDxoCUFcQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Allaby

11-25-24, 12:39 PM

Are you going to watch

https://www.hallmarkchannel.com/holiday-touchdown-a-chiefs-love-story?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA3ZC6BhBaEiwAeqfvyo-4IJxCsbg3ACsGvaAfY30rJvFfGq5szZoQERZWlBddC8MnbHzoDxoCUFcQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Yes, I'm definitely going to watch that one.

MovieGal

11-25-24, 12:41 PM

Yes, I'm definitely going to watch that one.

Lol I won't. Just my taste but I hope you enjoy it.

MovieGal

11-25-24, 03:29 PM

A good friend of mine, that shares similar interest I do, is taking an online college courses in Egyptian Mythology. I don't have the cash currently to register or a laptop that works correctly (fast enough). I found the ISBN fir the text book and ordered on Amazon. At least I can learn more on my own.

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ueno_station54

11-25-24, 04:55 PM

because of a bizarre situation i only have to work 4 hours this week but i get my full pay lets gooooo!

MovieGal

11-25-24, 05:05 PM

because of a bizarre situation i only have to work 4 hours this week but i get my full pay lets gooooo!

I wish I was that lucky.

MovieGal

11-26-24, 03:48 PM

I'm watching Fame from 1980. If The Phantom of the Opera was streaming somewhere, I would watch that next. The Gerard Butler one.

SpelingError

11-26-24, 08:19 PM

I go back to work tomorrow, but I get Thursday off.

MovieGal

11-26-24, 08:20 PM

I go back to work tomorrow, but I get Thursday off.

That sucks. Are you off Friday?

SpelingError

11-26-24, 08:21 PM

That sucks. Are you off Friday?

Nope, I work Friday...and Saturday morning. Hopefully, with election season over, I'll be able to get a new job soon.

MovieGal

11-26-24, 08:24 PM

Nope, I work Friday...and Saturday morning. Hopefully, with election season over, I'll be able to get a new job soon.

Where I work, the job like mine is remote, work from home. I have teammates in TX, CO, TN and NY.

Its scheduling service calls and managing technicians for an alarm company. If you are interested, I can txt you a link.

SpelingError

11-26-24, 08:25 PM

Where I work, the job like mine is remote, work from home. I have teammates in TX, CO, TN and NY.

Its scheduling service calls and managing technicians for an alarm company. If you are interested, I can txt you a link.

I appreciate the offer, but that's not one of the industries I'm seeking.

MovieGal

11-26-24, 08:27 PM

I appreciate the offer, but that's not one of the industries I'm seeking.

Yeah, you're still young.

SpelingError

11-26-24, 08:29 PM

Yeah, you're still young.

I went to school for Finance. I'm currently working in a credit union and am hoping to advance my career as soon as possible. I do have one interview I'm waiting to hear back on and a potential second one lined up, so wish me luck.

SpelingError

11-26-24, 08:32 PM

Tonight's movie:

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MovieGal

11-26-24, 08:35 PM

I went to school for Finance. I'm currently working in a credit union and am hoping to advance my career as soon as possible. I do have one interview I'm waiting to hear back on and a potential second one lined up, so wish me luck.

Good luck!

I worked for a bank for 13 years and a mutual fund company for 13 yrs as well.

This was a job to fill a gap of being laid off. I have been with them 10 yrs so far.

Allaby

11-27-24, 12:53 PM

Now I'm watching Small Town Santa, a Christmas movie from the director of Andy the Talking Hedgehog.

MovieGal

11-27-24, 02:21 PM

I need to get a list going of films I have logged, films I have seen and not logged and films to watch for the 90s list.

SpelingError

11-27-24, 08:01 PM

Tonight's movie:

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KeyserCorleone

11-27-24, 08:04 PM

I didn't know Susumu Hirasawa did the soundtracks to Millennium Actress and Paprika when I was binging on his music. But I'm halfway through the first of these, and it is INCREDIBLE. Georgeous, disorienting, intriguing, god it's gotta be his best that I've heard so far. I could be wrong, but I doubt the second half's gonna eff things up. And if it keeps up at this pace, it might even crack my top 50. Congrats, Susumu.

SpelingError

11-28-24, 10:42 AM

Are you guys doing anything interesting today?

MovieGal

11-28-24, 10:44 AM

Are you guys doing anything interesting today?

Going to my sister's house for Thanksgiving.

MovieGal

11-28-24, 10:47 AM

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SpelingError

11-28-24, 10:47 AM

Going to my sister's house for Thanksgiving.

I still live at home, so I'm just staying there.

We used to go to one of our Aunt's houses each year, but she had a falling out with my parents over a stupid reason and doesn't talk to us anymore.

Allaby

11-28-24, 10:48 AM

Are you guys doing anything interesting today?

I'm going to my sister's house for lunch and we are going to have Swiss Chalet. Then, there are three football games today.

SpelingError

11-28-24, 10:49 AM

I'm going to my sister's house for lunch and we are going to have Swiss Chalet. Then, there are three football games today.

No movies today?

Allaby

11-28-24, 10:50 AM

No movies today?

Not today. Too busy with visiting my sister and watching football.

SpelingError

11-28-24, 10:50 AM

Not today. Too busy with visiting my sister and watching football.

Understandable. I'm going to try and squeeze in four.

Allaby

11-28-24, 10:51 AM

Understandable. I'm going to try and squeeze in four.

Do you know which ones you are watching yet?

MovieGal

11-28-24, 10:52 AM

I still live at home, so I'm just staying there.

We used to go to one of our Aunt's houses each year, but she had a falling out with my parents over a stupid reason and doesn't talk to us anymore.

Now when I was little, we would travel to a small town in Missouri for Christmas to spend with my paternal grandparents and aunts and uncles. My grandparents had 12 children. Imagine the feast we would have. My dad was #9 out of those 12.

I have cousins old enough to be my parents and their children were my age. I rarely see any of them anymore.

My parents separated about 18 yrs ago and my dad passed about 2 yrs later from lung cancer.

The holidays were fun back then.

SpelingError

11-28-24, 10:52 AM

Do you know which ones you are watching yet?

Successive Slidings of Pleasure
Sir Arne's Treasure
Messiah of Evil
They All Laughed

They're all under two hours, so it shouldn't be too hard.

Allaby

11-28-24, 10:53 AM

Successive Slidings of Pleasure
Sir Arne's Treasure
Messiah of Evil
They All Laughed

They're all under two hours, so it shouldn't be too hard.

Have fun!

MovieGal

11-28-24, 11:06 AM

I'm not dressing up for today.

Jeans, my Japanese frog eating Ramen tee and green chucks.

I want to be comfortable.

FilmBuff

11-28-24, 12:22 PM

I'm going to my sister's house for lunch and we are going to have Swiss Chalet. Then, there are three football games today.

Are you watching all 3?!?!

MovieGal

11-28-24, 02:03 PM

Barely ate anything but full. I think I had to much.

This new medication for my diabetes limits how much I can eat.

Allaby

11-28-24, 02:15 PM

Are you watching all 3?!?!

I plan to.

FilmBuff

11-28-24, 02:34 PM

I plan to.

Enjoy!

Citizen Rules

11-28-24, 02:52 PM

I think I'll eat Thanksgiving dinner like a Roman at a banquet. Though I'm leaving the fried sparrow alone.

MovieGal

11-28-24, 05:46 PM

There was so much left over that everyone took food and dessert home.

Also, one hand of Uno lasted about 1 hour.

beelzebubble

11-28-24, 07:45 PM

I just got back from my sister’s house. I bought her boys some nice hoodies for their birthdays and pie for dessert. We had a nice time and politics were only mentioned after everyone had eaten.

Allaby

11-28-24, 08:08 PM

What movies should I watch tomorrow?

FilmBuff

11-28-24, 08:31 PM

What movies should I watch tomorrow?

How much time do you have?

hownos

11-28-24, 08:33 PM

I had salmon with asparagus today. greek yogourt with berries for dessert. not a turkey to be seen.

hownos

11-28-24, 08:34 PM

What movies should I watch tomorrow?

not christmas movies.

Allaby

11-28-24, 08:35 PM

How much time do you have?

I should have most of the day.

Allaby

11-28-24, 08:36 PM

not christmas movies.

But I like Christmas movies! :(

SpelingError

11-28-24, 08:40 PM

What movies should I watch tomorrow?

Jean de Florette

It's on the Criterion channel.

ueno_station54

11-28-24, 08:43 PM

I had salmon with asparagus today. greek yogourt with berries for dessert. not a turkey to be seen.
this is like my ideal meal omg

Allaby

11-28-24, 08:47 PM

Jean de Florette

It's on the Criterion channel.

Looks interesting. I don't think I have seen it yet, so I will consider it. Thanks.

SpelingError

11-28-24, 09:08 PM

I'll be rewatching an old favorite tomorrow.

MovieGal

11-28-24, 09:10 PM

But I like Christmas movies! :(

Allaby, Nordic Christmas is the way to go!

Allaby

11-28-24, 09:24 PM

Go Pack go!

MovieGal

11-28-24, 09:31 PM

Go Pack go!

Maybe a Krampus avatar?

Allaby

11-28-24, 09:34 PM

Maybe a Krampus avatar?

I like Santa better. He's jolly.

MovieGal

11-28-24, 11:24 PM

I love my daughter and will do pretty much anything for her, but she needs to talk to me in October what she wants me to crochet as gifts to give her mother-in-law and sisters in law.

Allaby

11-29-24, 05:01 PM

Now I'm watching the Raiders and Chiefs game while drinking peppermint egg nog. Anyone else watching the game?

ueno_station54

11-29-24, 05:13 PM

Now I'm watching the Raiders and Chiefs game while drinking peppermint egg nog. Anyone else watching the game?
well, i'm watching a game. my florida panthers are playing <3

Allaby

11-29-24, 05:15 PM

well, i'm watching a game. my florida panthers are playing <3

Enjoy the game!

ueno_station54

11-29-24, 05:16 PM

Enjoy the game!
you too!

SpelingError

11-29-24, 05:34 PM

I'm just over here waiting to get off work, so I can enjoy my weekend.

MovieGal

11-29-24, 05:44 PM

Now I'm watching the Raiders and Chiefs game while drinking peppermint egg nog. Anyone else watching the game?

Ya know we are going to win!

Allaby

11-29-24, 06:47 PM

I'm surprised how close this game is. I thought the Chiefs would run away with it and have a huge lead at this point.

MovieGal

11-29-24, 07:08 PM

I'm surprised how close this game is. I thought the Chiefs would run away with it and have a huge lead at this point.

Well, it's gonna be 19 to 17 with us winning.

SpelingError

11-29-24, 08:23 PM

I've been meaning to rewatch this one for a while:

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MovieGal

11-29-24, 08:25 PM

Pizza, Cherry Coke Zero and Deadpool & Wolverine. What a Friday night.

SpelingError

11-29-24, 11:12 PM

Anyways, Gummo is still a masterpiece and it just squeezed into the tail end of my top 10.

Allaby

11-30-24, 11:15 AM

Now I'm watching The Santa Trap (2002). Anyone seen it?

FilmBuff

11-30-24, 11:23 AM

Now I'm watching The Santa Trap (2002). Anyone seen it?

Sadly not. But I look forward to hearing what you thought of it.

Allaby

11-30-24, 12:14 PM

Sadly not. But I look forward to hearing what you thought of it.

It was pretty silly. I liked the trash talking teddy bear toy and the elves. I rate it a 6/10.

SpelingError

11-30-24, 12:16 PM

Allaby, would you recommend drinking egg nog cold, room temperature, or heated up?

Allaby

11-30-24, 12:21 PM

Allaby, would you recommend drinking egg nog cold, room temperature, or heated up?

I always drink it cold.

FilmBuff

11-30-24, 12:27 PM

I always drink it cold.

Definitely the best way! :D

ueno_station54

11-30-24, 01:42 PM

wife and i hit up some black friday sales and got some cute clothes today <3

FilmBuff

11-30-24, 02:21 PM

This year I'm avoiding black Friday sales like the plague :eek:

KeyserCorleone

11-30-24, 02:29 PM

Still waiting for Cyber Monday.

Listening to a surprisingly chill Russian new romantic band called Obermaneken. Some of their albums are extremely difficult to find, and only a few are on YouTube. They aren't that great, but it's really helping with my new romantic exploration.

ueno_station54

11-30-24, 02:41 PM

This year I'm avoiding black Friday sales like the plague :eek:
fortunately black friday is barely a thing in canada. one store had a huge line but the mall was dead otherwise.

FilmBuff

11-30-24, 02:51 PM

fortunately black friday is barely a thing in canada. one store had a huge line but the mall was dead otherwise.

Lucky you!

FilmBuff

12-02-24, 02:52 PM

I hate Cyber Monday with a passion...:mad:

MovieGal

12-03-24, 08:20 PM

The docuseries is saying, that this prehistoric cave drawing, dubbed The Sorcerer, is either a male or female wearing an animal skin. Obviously, it's MALE.

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KeyserCorleone

12-04-24, 07:45 PM

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a0380412927_16.jpg

This is what I'm looking for: a consistent and diversified take on a genre or common genre combination with an outsider genre bringing a unique theme while the album maintains a perfect flow. In this case, the common combo is ambient and prog electronic, and the outsider influence is Australian indigenous music. Kick-ASS. 90 minutes of going back to the haunting and wacky world of Australian mythology that we here in pop culture America know so little of beyond those few who've checked out The Last Wave and / or Kulipari.

Allaby

12-05-24, 06:55 PM

Now I'm drinking Turtles hot chocolate and watching The Christmas Spirit (2022) on Tubi. Only 23 people have rated it on imdb.

FilmBuff

12-05-24, 07:28 PM

Now I'm drinking Turtles hot chocolate and watching The Christmas Spirit (2022) on Tubi. Only 23 people have rated it on imdb.

I'm watching Queer in a while, how much do you think I will like it?

Allaby

12-05-24, 07:30 PM

I'm watching Queer in a while, how much do you think I will like it?

I will guess that you will like it a lot.

Allaby

12-05-24, 09:17 PM

Go Pack go!

FilmBuff

12-06-24, 12:23 AM

I will guess that you will like it a lot.

I did not :(

beelzebubble

12-06-24, 12:28 AM

I’m sitting in the car, waiting for the courage to brave the arctic wind.

SpelingError

12-06-24, 12:33 AM

You guys should try pumpkin spiced hot chocolate. It always hits the spot this season.

FilmBuff

12-06-24, 08:39 AM

You guys should try pumpkin spiced hot chocolate. It always hits the spot this season.

Ok

Citizen Rules

12-06-24, 12:22 PM

You guys should try pumpkin spiced hot chocolate. It always hits the spot this season.Believe it or not I never drink anything hot. I'm kinda afraid of it from a bad experience as a kid with scalding hot coffee. All my drinks have ice cubes in them🙂