THE MOFO CHILL CLUB

[MovieGal]

Hey Swan, are you watching with Neiba and I on Tuesday?

[Swan]

I probably can't, I have some stuff going on then. What time is it at?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay. I quit. Now can I be skinny?

If you really want to lose some weight fast, you've really gotta eat very little for days......

If you get a craving for something, you have to say "no" to it.

[MovieGal]

I probably can't, I have some stuff going on then. What time is it at?

12 noon my time... 6pm neiba's time.. which would be 10am your time

[MovieGal]

how did Sophie Myles get so lucky with James Franco??

[Swan]

If you really want to lose some weight fast, you've really gotta eat very little for days......

If you get a craving for something, you have to say "no" to it.

Yeah, I'm working on eating less. It's hard. When you start eating, it's easy to just keep going.

12 noon my time... 6pm neiba's time.. which would be 10am your time

Hmm, I don't think I can. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I'm working on eating less. It's hard. When you start eating, it's easy to just keep going.

Try binging on your favorite diet soda all the time instead of eating food. Get a tasty diet soda. Diet Mountain Dew.... Diet Dr. Pepper......

When I managed to lose some weight awhile back, I did the things I already said... but I also noticed that decreasing foods that had a lot of salt in them... helped a lot. So, avoid foods with salt. Like, I used to eat a bunch of canned soups, but they were FULL of salt. Had to cut that out.

[neiba]

Hmm, I don't think I can. :(

What time would it be good for you, Swan?

[Swan]

I'm quitting soda altogether too. And yeah, salts no good. That's got to go.

I hate how all the tasty stuff is bad for you. :p

[neiba]

Speaking of weight problems... How can I gain weight? :p

[Swan]

What time would it be good for you, Swan?

I have class in the morning and then piano at 3... so like, 5 PM my time would work.

[Swan]

Speaking of weight problems... How can I gain weight? :p

Start taking anti-psychotics. :p

[MovieGal]

tell me if this doesnt sound cool

fontem sanguinis

verinen enkelit

[The Gunslinger45]

Speaking of weight problems... How can I gain weight? :p

Pie

[Swan]

tell me if this doesnt sound cool

fontem sanguinis

verinen enkelit

Is the first one "phantom blood?"

[MovieGal]

Fountain of Blood

the second is "Bloody Angels"

both were torture methods used... one by the Romans, the other by the vikings.

[neiba]

no... probably blood fountain!

[MovieGal]

and you have -4 than me, right?

I think I am available if MG is!

Nope thats about the time I go eat dinner... My daughter's boyfriend will be home about that time to go.. but we can see..

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm quitting soda altogether too.

No, no, no. You need the diet soda on your diet to fulfill your need for something tasty. Don't you dare try to diet without it -- you go on a water diet and you'll break it easily. Water does nothing to fulfill your desire for tastebud stimulation. Water is just a cleanser. You can't live on the same stuff you shower under. Not emotionally, anyway. Water is a pretentious beverage.

[MovieGal]

and you have -4 than me, right?

I think I am available if MG is!

No .. you are 6 hours ahead of me.. and Swan is 2 hours behind me... so he's 8 hours behind you...

[Swan]

I hate diet soda though. :(

[neiba]

Nope thats about the time I go eat dinner... My daughter's boyfriend will be home about that time to go.. but we can see..

no...wait.. I'm getting all mixed up! Swan, what's your time zone?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate diet soda though. :(

Well, that's why the fat loves hanging around your body.

[Swan]

no...wait.. I'm getting all mixed up! Swan, what's your time zone?

I'm PST.

[MovieGal]

again Neiba .. Swan is 8 hours behind you

[Swan]

Is there a thread about advice for losing weight?

[seanc]

No, no, no. You need the diet soda on your diet to fulfill your need for something tasty. Don't you dare try to diet without it -- you go on a water diet and you'll break it easily. Water does nothing to fulfill your desire for tastebud stimulation. Water is just a cleanser. You can't live on the same stuff you shower under. Not emotionally, anyway. Water is a pretentious beverage.

I have never agreed with Sexy more. I am seriously ditching soda tomorrow though. Swan, we need to be each others support. I am addicted to Coke.

[MovieGal]

I love sword fighting... did you know the best steel for swords is from Toledo Spain?

anyone want to talk swords??? I can....

[neiba]

Yes, MG... you're right! so, 5pm for Swan, would be 1 am for me...

Next week I won't have singing lesson so I can stay awake a bit longer than the usual.. But I can't promise nothing cause I'm not really sure about my schedule yet! We can talk again tomorrow night about it!

[Swan]

I have never agreed with Sexy more. I am seriously ditching soda tomorrow though. Swan, we need to be each others support. I am addicted to Coke.

Sounds good. I'm trying Gatorade and flavored water though, instead of diet soda.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gatorade?! Isn't that a liquified salt block?

[Swan]

Gatorade?! Isn't that a liquified salt block?

Damn, I had no idea.

[seanc]

Sounds good. I'm trying Gatorade and flavored water though, instead of diet soda.


I like grape aquafina. I am going to get some tomorrow. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning as well.

[neiba]

I was addicted to Coke when I was on highschool, seanc. I use to start drinking it at 8:30 am, and on a regular day I'd drink more than 1 Lt/day... I started having some blood pressure issues and I reduced it... Now I rarely drink it, so when I do it tastes so damn good!

[MovieGal]

Damn, I had no idea.

Red colored Gaterade will make your urine turn red.....if you drink enough....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Flavored water is fine... but watch what's in it.

[MovieGal]

I was addicted to Coke when I was on highschool, seanc. I use to start drinking it at 8:30 am, and on a regular day I'd drink more than 1 Lt/day... I started having some blood pressure issues and I reduced it... Now I rarely drink it, so when I do it tastes so damn good!

lol up until about 10 years ago... I could drink 2 2 liters of Coke a day!... now I only drink tea or Sprite... no dark soda period!...

[Swan]

I like grape aquafina. I am going to get some tomorrow. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning as well.

I'll give that a try.

I wish we had neg rep. Then we could make a game where every time you had a coke, you get a negative rep.

I was addicted to Coke when I was on highschool, seanc. I use to start drinking it at 8:30 am, and on a regular day I'd drink more than 1 Lt/day... I started having some blood pressure issues and I reduced it... Now I rarely drink it, so when I do it tastes so damn good!

Yeah, I've always loved soda. I need to kick the habit.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd recommend tea, but personally, I just can't live on hot water all day long.

[neiba]

I'm beginning gym next month! It will be my 3rd attempt on going to gym regularly on the past 5 years... I hate it so much! This time I'll go with a friend so it will probably be easier! I must gain some weight!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wish we had neg rep. Then we could make a game where every time you had a coke, you get a negative rep.

GASP.

If only I had thought of something like that back in the day.........

[MovieGal]

Cygnet, my daughter likes those Vitamin Water drinks...

[Swan]

Cygnet, my daughter likes those Vitamin Water drinks...

Yeah, I got a few today. They're pretty good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Vitamin Water is not good for a diet. I believe it has a lot of carbs and stuff in it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You have to watch out for everything if you wanna diet. You pretty much just need to eat meat only and extremely little carbs, calories and salt.

[MovieGal]

I'm begging gym next month! It will be my 3rd attempt on going to gym regularly on the past 5 years... I hate it so much! This time I'll go with a friend so it will probably be easier! I must gain some weight!

hmmm tall muscular Neiba... nice..... :)

[neiba]

I'd recommend tea, but personally, I just can't live on hot water all day long.

Yeah! I just recently started drinking tea... It made me puke until some time ago! Now I can stand it, and there are 1 or 2 flavours I genuinely like! But I can't drink it all day long as some people I know...

Among opera singers is a sort of habbit... Every one is always walking around with his own tea thermus...

[Swan]

Sexy, you should start a thread for this stuff. I was about to start one looking for advice, but you're better at threads.

[Miss Vicky]

I struggle to drink enough water, so I usually buy Mio or the generic equivalent. I really like the strawberry watermelon flavor. The Crystal Light strawberry lemonade is good too. Just don't buy the Kool Aid brand flavors. They're nasty.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sexy, you should start a thread for this stuff. I was about to start one looking for advice, but you're better at threads.

Even though I'm saying all this, I'm no true diet expert. I've never lost a lot of weight. I just know that I have managed to lose about 20 lbs in what seemed like a week or two using the methods I spoke about.

[Swan]

I struggle to drink enough water, so I usually buy Mio or the generic equivalent. I really like the strawberry watermelon flavor. The Crystal Light strawberry lemonade is good too. Just don't buy the Kool Aid brand flavors. They're nasty.

We were looking at those flavor enhancers today. Looked pretty cool, but I bought two of the flavors as just normal Vitamin Water bottles to get an idea of the taste. Apparently Vitamin Water might not be so good. I'll check out Mio.

[MovieGal]

hey Swan... for a snack... try the new "Cheerios + Ancient Grains"... all natural .. just a bit of sweetness...

[Miss Vicky]

I lost a lot of weight awhile ago by counting carbs. It takes a lot of discipline to do it, but it works and I was given the instructions by a nutritionist that my doctor referred me to. Basically you need to eat small amounts of food frequently and count the grams of carbohydrates you ingest. It's recommended to eat five times a day - three meals and two snacks. Meals should contain 45-60 grams of carbs and snacks should contain 15-30 grams of carbs.

[neiba]

What about some cold natural tea with sugar Swan? Personally, it wouldn't work for me, but for some people it does! :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know how people truly STAY on diets. Something will always make me go off them and then it's hard to go back on. Maybe if you REALLY needed the weight loss, you'll stick to it. I've never really been FAT... but I'm not the skinny minny I used to be years ago. When I was 22, I was probably around 160 lbs. I remember being 145, though, at 21, maybe 22.... I can't quite remember. That was crazy thin for me. It scared me. But now I'm .... well, I just weighed myself, but I have clothes and shoes on, it was kinda high... I'm around 210.

[MovieGal]

"I find these walls a prison. Everything here now seems meaningless"...

How great is that quote?

[Swan]

What about some cold natural tea with sugar Swan? Personally, it wouldn't work for me, but for some people it does! :)

Yeah I could try that, have to look at how much sugar I'm taking though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I lost a lot of weight awhile ago by counting carbs. It takes a lot of discipline to do it, but it works and I was given the instructions by a nutritionist that my doctor referred me to. Basically you need to eat small amounts of food frequently and count the grams of carbohydrates you ingest. It's recommended to eat five times a day - three meals and two snacks. Meals should contain 45-60 grams of carbs and snacks should contain 15-30 grams of carbs.

A nutritionist is always gonna tell you to eat five or six small meals a day.

A Sexy Celebrity is gonna be real with you and tell you to EAT ONE MEAL A DAY.

That's how I lost some weight fast.

[neiba]

I don't know how people truly STAY on diets. Something will always make me go off them and then it's hard to go back on. Maybe if you REALLY needed the weight loss, you'll stick to it. I've never really been FAT... but I'm not the skinny minny I used to be years ago. When I was 22, I was probably around 160 lbs. I remember being 145, though, at 21, maybe 22.... I can't quite remember. That was crazy thin for me. It scared me. But now I'm .... well, I just weighed myself, but I have clothes and shoes on, it was kinda high... I'm around 210.

Yes! I'm 23, 6ft1in tall and I weight 145pnds, so that's why I'm worried!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I could certainly stand to lose some weight now, but I'm not feeling like it's vital.

If someone takes some pictures of me, though, you might be seeing a lot less of me here as I'll be jogging around the neighborhood.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes! I'm 23, 6ft1in tall and I weight 145pnds, so that's why I'm worried!

I'm that height, too. You don't need to be worried. ENJOY THAT SKINNY BODY. I wish I had it back.

[MovieGal]

"How many did you love before me?" .. "None" "And how many after me?" .. "None"..

Why cant we find real men like that????

[Miss Vicky]

A nutritionist is always gonna tell you to eat five or six small meals a day.

A Sexy Celebrity is gonna be real with you and tell you to EAT ONE MEAL A DAY.

That's how I lost some weight fast.

Yes because someone should totally take your word over a nutritionist's.

[MovieGal]

Seriously, dieting isnt the only way to help lose weight.. Swan .. you need to exercise as well.. even if its just walking a mile or so every day...start out small.. then continue to add more onto it....

[seanc]

I was addicted to Coke when I was on highschool, seanc. I use to start drinking it at 8:30 am, and on a regular day I'd drink more than 1 Lt/day... I started having some blood pressure issues and I reduced it... Now I rarely drink it, so when I do it tastes so damn good!

I have quit for a few months at a time in the past but when I get back on it I drink it all day long. It is a terrible habit that I need to stop for good.

[neiba]

I'm that height, too. You don't need to be worried. ENJOY THAT SKINNY BODY. I wish I had it back.

:) Ya, a lot of people tell me that! I just feel it would be better if I had 25lbs more.. Specially because I sing and I should "treat my body as if I was an athlete" according to all my singing teachers!
I feel I just have a very fast metabolism... I'm also a bit lazy so I skip some meals, which is very unhealthy!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes because someone should totally take your word over a nutritionist's.

They absolutely should because I tell it like it is. A nutritionist is being paid to be your nutritionist. You can't lose weight with a nutritionist. She's just a lady you pay to hear her say, "Yes, you can eat that." She's a hooker for your dietary needs. MMMMMMMMMMM. Go ahead, big daddy. Eat that sandwich. It's low in fat. MMMMMMMMMMMM.

[neiba]

I have quit for a few months at a time in the past but when I get back on it I drink it all day long. It is a terrible habit that I need to stop for good.

Maybe find a healthier replacement for Coke! :)

[Swan]

Seriously, dieting isnt the only way to help lose weight.. Swan .. you need to exercise as well.. even if its just walking a mile or so every day...start out small.. then continue to add more onto it....

Yeah, I went on a long walk today. But I think diet is a big part of it.

I have quit for a few months at a time in the past but when I get back on it I drink it all day long. It is a terrible habit that I need to stop for good.

Story of my life.

[Miss Vicky]

They absolutely should because I tell it like it is. A nutritionist is being paid to be your nutritionist. You can't lose weight with a nutritionist. She's just a lady you pay to hear her say, "Yes, you can eat that." She's a hooker for your dietary needs. MMMMMMMMMMM. Go ahead, big daddy. Eat that sandwich. It's low in fat. MMMMMMMMMMMM.

And yet I lost about 50 lbs by following her instructions. But, yeah, what does she know. :rolleyes:

[Sexy Celebrity]

And yet I lost about 50 lbs by following her instructions. But, yeah, what does she know. :rolleyes:

But how long did it take you to do that?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm talking about fast results. You know me -- it has to be done quickly.

[Swan]

Maybe I should get a nutritionist. Maybe a personal trainer, too....... hmmm...... or maybe I can just consult Dr. Sexy.

[Miss Vicky]

But how long did it take you to do that?

A few months. It's not healthy to lose a lot of weight really fast. You should aim for 2-3 lbs a week.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You also need to walk around a lot, too. That'll help. Go walk for an hour or two outside every day.

[neiba]

One of my best friends lost a lot of weight by eating dinner sooner, with less carbons and walking... He didn't stop eating an ice cream a day and he never went into an hunger strike... But yeah, it depends on the person too! I think there's no correct answer, because each one has to find a way that works and keeps motivation high!

[MovieGal]

Did anyone see "King Arthur" with Clive Owen?

[Sexy Celebrity]

If you WANT a healthier body, you can have it! You just have to adopt the lifestyle for it. If your lifestyle changes, your body will change. I've seen it happen with me. Your body is a representation of your life.

Cut out a movie or whatever you do everyday to go for a walk. And don't walk to the pizzeria -- just walk and be with yourself. Or walk with someone else, if you want to. And definitely eat less. One of the reasons I lost weight in the past was because I couldn't afford to even eat much. I had to eat rice with Sriracha sauce for dinner a lot. And drink water. That kept me from eating and I was walking a lot, too.

[MovieGal]

Cut out a movie or whatever you do everyday to go for a walk. And don't walk to the pizzeria -- just walk and be with yourself. Or walk with someone else, if you want to.

Walking at a leisure pace on a beautiful day is good for the soul..

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like walking in the evenings when it's starting to get dark.

[Sexy Celebrity]

God, I feel so fat now. Now I feel motivated to diet.

[jiraffejustin]

Has anyone seen this... other than me??

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1388427/

I've not seen it, but someone whose taste I trust has seen it and likes it a lot. It's on my watchlist.

[MovieGal]

I like walking in the evenings when it's starting to get dark.

You almost made me write something poetic..

[neiba]

So, I have to go to sleep! :) See you tomorrow, everyone! ;)

[Swan]

You almost made me write something poetic..

So derp.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You almost made me write something poetic..

I'm disappointed that I somehow stopped you.

[MovieGal]

So, I have to go to sleep! :) See you tomorrow, everyone! ;)

Bye Neiba... talk to you tomorrow of course!

[Swan]

Bye neiba!

[MovieGal]

I'm disappointed that I somehow stopped you.

I stopped myself...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sleeping more is kind of a good way to lose weight, too. If you're sleeping, you're not eating.

[seanc]

Good night Neiba.

I think we should bring back Sexy's health thread since there are a few of us that want to get back in the saddle.

[Swan]

MovieGal is so deep, like a well, and when you are captivated by her deep poetry you are falling into the well, as glittery fairies surround you!!!! In the rain!

[MovieGal]

Sleeping more is kind of a good way to lose weight, too. If you're sleeping, you're not eating.

If you are sleeping, you are not exercising to burn calories... you get fat if you sleep to much...

[Swan]

Good night Neiba.

I think we should bring back Sexy's health thread since there are a few of us that want to get back in the saddle.

I'm in.

[Miss Vicky]

Sleeping more is kind of a good way to lose weight, too. If you're sleeping, you're not eating.

It is actually recommended to sleep longer if you want to lose weight.

[MovieGal]

MovieGal is so deep, like a well, and when you are captivated by her deep poetry you are falling into the well, as glittery fairies surround you!!!! In the rain!

f*ck the fairies... you are falling into a deep dark well, where the arms of the deceased reach up to grab your soul...... and rain has falling down on your face.. you gasp for air!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think we should bring back Sexy's health thread since there are a few of us that want to get back in the saddle.

Destiny ruined that thread. That was my "Weight Loss Tournament" and she asked me to change the name to "Health & Fitness Tournament" -- which just sounds stupid!

And mainly so she could talk about some stupid teeter thing she got to help her back -- everyone was getting so excited about her teeter stories, too, God knows why, who gets excited over medical equipment? I actually saw an infomercial for a teeter the other day and thought of Destiny.

Then Destiny didn't even show up to talk about her teeter! She skipped town again.

[Swan]

Wait, why'd she make you change the title?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, she asked me to. I came up with the name "Health & Fitness Tournament" but I didn't really wanna do it. I thought she was gonna take over the thread and that was okay... but then she didn't!

[MovieGal]

at night, I lay in bed and think
Think of where my life has gone
at last, sleep has claimed me
and I dream..I dream of falling
Falling down into a deep well
where the arms of the past,
of the deceased ones
reach up to grasp,
grasp my wrenched soul
and as I look up toward
the dark night sky, I feel
the rain, the cold rain
fall down to drown me
for every day until
the last day of my life.

[MovieGal]

yup, I just came up with that poem..

[neiba]

I leave you all with a poem from one of the greatest portugueses who ever lived:

To be great, be whole: nothing
yours exaggerate or exclude.
Be all in everything. Put all you are
in everything you do.
Be like the moon that
shines whole in every pond
Because it lives up high.

Fernando Pessoa

[Swan]

Well, she asked me to. I came up with the name "Health & Fitness Tournament" but I didn't really wanna do it. I thought she was gonna take over the thread and that was okay... but then she didn't!

You should make a new Weight Loss thread.

[seanc]

Well, she asked me to. I came up with the name "Health & Fitness Tournament" but I didn't really wanna do it. I thought she was gonna take over the thread and that was okay... but then she didn't!

We can start a new one. You in Sexy?

[MovieGal]

hey Cygnet.. you gave me a bit of inspiration :p

[Swan]

Darkness
Imprisoning me
In the darkness
I see
The light
At the end of the tunnel
It's a flashlight
Held by Satan
While he rapes
Your dreams...

[Swan]

Yep, I just came up with that.

[MovieGal]

Darkness
Imprisoning me
In the darkness
I see
The light
At the end of the tunnel
It's a flashlight
Held by Satan
While he rapes
Your dreams...


Mine is more deep :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

You should make a new Weight Loss thread.

I need a Richard Simmons alternate account made so I can be more motivational... the mods wouldn't like it, though. That I made another account. Since that would be my first alternate account.

[Swan]

Mine is more deep :p

You wish!

[Swan]

I need a Richard Simmons alternate account made so I can be more motivational... the mods wouldn't like it, though. That I made another account. Since that would be my first alternate account.

You need to do this. Now!

[MovieGal]

Now Swan, I need you to go find me a picture for that poem.. to place it on my blog as well.. :p

[seanc]

I need a Richard Simmons alternate account made so I can be more motivational... the mods wouldn't like it, though. That I made another account. Since that would be my first alternate account.

Just make Simmons your avatar for a bit. Or you can have Dorothy Michaels motivate us.:D

[MovieGal]

I need a Richard Simmons alternate account made so I can be more motivational... the mods wouldn't like it, though. That I made another account. Since that would be my fifth alternate account.

quoted for accuracy!

[Sexy Celebrity]

quoted for accuracy!

No, that's not accurate.

[Swan]

Now Swan, I need you to go find me a picture for that poem.. to place it on my blog as well.. :p

http://data.whicdn.com/images/13282128/165672_10150089561822088_517712087_6019562_2836518_n_large_large.jpg

[MovieGal]

Yes, that's accurate.

again. quoted for accuracy..

j/k SC :D

[MovieGal]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/13282128/165672_10150089561822088_517712087_6019562_2836518_n_large_large.jpg

noooooooooooo gesh I guess I will look for one later!!

[foster]

Speaking of weight problems... How can I gain weight? :p

I've been gaining weight intentionally this year, I need to play a fat cop for a short film I'm making. I'm up 90lbs now. :lol:

Eat a bunch of rice before bed, rice has a lot of carb calories.
And if you're full.. keep eating. You need to be full all day long.

God I cannot wait until after summer so I can lose this weight!! Usually I am borderline eating disorder and skinny obsessed but oh, the things I will do for my films. I've grown a thick, funny looking cop mustache too :lol:

[Miss Vicky]

I found a workout routine for you, Swan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGVAR1m8gf8

[MovieGal]

well its that time again

http://image.dek-d.com/25/2024628/110384293

[Camo]

IT'S TIME TO SWEAT!!!!!!!!!

This is Miss Vickys weakest Alt, i always preffered Dorothy Michaels, Psychic Isaac and Not Jaydee, but this was pretty funny.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It appears Loner banned our loveable, harmless fitness and diet guru, Sweaty Exercist. All posts and the new diet and exercise thread were completely removed.

So obviously this is no longer a place where we can have that kind of fun anymore. At least, they won't let me have it anymore.

[Zotis]

You gotta watch out for the conversation police.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It disgusts me. Database Errol getting banned was understandable because of the type of thread "he" made. Sweaty Exercist just wanted to help people lose weight. I don't care if it's because I already had other names/characters. It was for fun.

[Zotis]

Yeah but you know, the rules are there for our benefit. You just can't go around having fun in ways that jeopardise the safety of the other members like that. I mean come on, if we allow you to do that this whole place will decay into a cesspool of anarchy. We gotta cling to our regulations like they're plutonium or heaven knows the fabric of the forum will deteriorate into... well... have you seen what happened to Shinraonline? Used to be a troll's paradise, now it's dead.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah but you know, the rules are there for our benefit. You just can't go around having fun in ways that jeopardise the safety of the other members like that. I mean come on, if we allow you to do that this whole place will decay into a cesspool of anarchy. We gotta cling to our regulations like they're plutonium or heaven knows the fabric of the forum will deteriorate into... well... have you seen what happened to Shinraonline? Used to be a troll's paradise, now it's dead.

Well, I've been a member here for 13 years next month. This place has not become an unsafe cesspool of anarchy because of little old me.

[Zotis]

Oh no, don't start thinking for yourself now. That's another trap!

Logic = bad
blind obedience = good

[Sexy Celebrity]

Obviously I need to stop hanging around here.

They want that, anyway. They can have it.

[Zotis]

I know how much it sucks when someone kills your fun for no good reason.

[honeykid]

"How many did you love before me?" .. "None" "And how many after me?" .. "None"..

Why cant we find real men like that????
Because you're looking for real men like that. :D
If you are sleeping, you are not exercising to burn calories... you get fat if you sleep to much...
Sleep burns plenty of calories. A good portion of the calories you'll burn every day will be when you're asleep. If you want to lose weight, excercise won't do it and it's soul destroying, too. The vast majority of your daily calories are burnt by being alive. Just your body doing what it needs to do to continue, that's why it's lifestyle that's the only real change you can make for long lasting weight loss.

[jiraffejustin]

It appears Loner banned our loveable, harmless fitness and diet guru, Sweaty Exercist. All posts and the new diet and exercise thread were completely removed.

So obviously this is no longer a place where we can have that kind of fun anymore. At least, they won't let me have it anymore.

was a reason given?

[Yoda]

Why give a reason? You guys figured it out: we hate fun. It's definitely not because I've literally been a member of other movie forums where multiple accounts were allowed and this ended up breeding all sorts of ridiculous paranoia and drama. Nope. Just fun hating. That and the chicken entrails.

[honeykid]

I knew you were a closet Voodoo practicioner, Yoda. :D

[neiba]

I've been gaining weight intentionally this year, I need to play a fat cop for a short film I'm making. I'm up 90lbs now. :lol:

Eat a bunch of rice before bed, rice has a lot of carb calories.
And if you're full.. keep eating. You need to be full all day long.

God I cannot wait until after summer so I can lose this weight!! Usually I am borderline eating disorder and skinny obsessed but oh, the things I will do for my films. I've grown a thick, funny looking cop mustache too :lol:

Yeah!! I need self discipline!

Thanks! :)

[Zotis]

Yoda makes a good point. In general I would agree, but every situation is unique. In the spirit of creativity and humor I think it's a bit different sometimes.

[Yoda]

Totally agree, which is why several joke accounts have been allowed to keep existing. :) It hasn't been a blanket ban; plenty of exceptions are made.

[matt72582]

Any recommendations? I've only seen a few of these..








Ray Carney's THE BEST INDEPENDENT FILMS YOU NEVER HEARD OF
(a beginner's guide to English-language films, any one of which is more important than Spike Lee's, Oliver Stone's, Steven Spielberg's, Joel and Ethan Coen's, and Quentin Tarantino's complete work)

Basic training:
Vince Gallo, Buffalo 66
Tom Noonan, What Happened Was, The Wife (Noonan is the greatest living American director)
Ken Loach, Raining Stones
Su Friedrich, Sink or Swim, Rules of the Road
Gillian Armstrong, My Brilliant Career, The Last Days of Chez Nous
Charles Burnett, Killer of Sheep, To Sleep with Anger
Caveh Zahedi, A Little Stiff
Mike Leigh, Abigail's Party, High Hopes, Life is Sweet, The Short and Curlies
Sean Penn, Indian Runner
John Korty, The Crazy Quilt, Funnyman, Riverrun
Shirley Clarke, Portrait of Jason
Les Blair, Bad Behavior
Alison Anders, Gas, Food, Lodging
Elaine May, The Heartbreak Kid, Mikey and Nicky
John Cassavetes, Shadows, Minnie and Moskowitz, A Woman Under the Influence
Jane Spencer, Little Noises
Claudia Weill, Girlfriends
Harry Hook, The Kitchen Toto
Michael Almareyda, Another Girl, Another Planet, The Rocking Horse Winner, Sundance
Milton Moses Ginsberg, Coming Apart
Jim Jarmusch, Stranger than Paradise, Mystery Train

Strictly for the more daring:
Bruce Conner, Marilyn Times Five, Report, A Movie, The Rose
Todd Haynes, Safe, Superstar
Edmund Elias Merhige, Begotten
David Blair, Wax, The Discovery of Television Among the Bees
Mark Rappaport, The Scenic Route, Local Color
Alan Clarke, Rita, Sue and Bob Too, or anything else you can get by him
John Cassavetes, Faces, Husbands, The Killing of a Chinese Bookie, Opening Night, Love Streams
Michael Almereyda, Twister, Another Girl, Another Planet
Jon Jost, Bell Diamond, Last Chants for a Slow Dance
Mike Leigh, Bleak Moments, Meantime, Grown Ups, Kiss of Death, Hard Labor
Robert Kramer, Ice, Milestones, Route One, Starting Point
Barbara Loden, Wanda
Paul Morrissey, Trash, Flesh
Rick Schmidt, Morgan's Cake
Michael Radford, Another Time, Another Place
Richard Lowenstein, Dogs in Space
Thomas Vinterberg, The Celebration
Lars von Trier, Breaking the Waves

[honeykid]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Orlando_film_poster.jpg
Orlando

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why give a reason? You guys figured it out: we hate fun. It's definitely not because I've literally been a member of other movie forums where multiple accounts were allowed and this ended up breeding all sorts of ridiculous paranoia and drama. Nope. Just fun hating. That and the chicken entrails.
Well, so far the only paranoid people are you and your mods.

[Yoda]

Pretty sure that means it's working, then.

[honeykid]

I've taught my dog a trick.

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ludomancer/662248/180197/180197_original.jpg

Here boy! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pretty sure that means it's working, then.
Don't be so sure of yourself.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've taught my dog a trick.

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ludomancer/662248/180197/180197_original.jpg

Here boy! :D
Oh, great. He can get your top off.

[Sedai]

Well, so far the only paranoid people are you and your mods.

That...is completely ridiculous! The nerve of this guy!!

So...uh....what have you heard about me, anyway? And uh...who said it?

[honeykid]

Oh, great. He can get your top off.

No, he can't do that because this happens.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/711c8fdacd78524b5c37e3be7436b8b2/tumblr_nb6n0pw2Hi1qg39ewo1_500.gif

[MovieGal]

the chicken entrails.

Yoda, you been sacrificing to Gozer again? Shame on you!

[MovieGal]

Any recommendations? I've only seen a few of these..

Lars von Trier, Breaking the Waves

Own it on regular DVD and Criterion... great film!

[foster]

Watching the mask didn't help me with my writers block :(
Basically his approach to new superpowers is "petty revenge" which is one way to go about it, he sticks a muffler up his car mechanics ass. They also did the silly "random street gang immediately attacks new superhero so he can display powers" routine.

It's still a great flick but I'd prefer not to rely on either of those.
I did have one idea about my superhero accidentally hurting a photographer because they're new to powers and didn't want their picture taken. But it doesn't seem terribly dramatic or interesting to watch, who cares that the hero is upset they hurt someone.

I also thought maybe find and beat up the 'god hates fags' people because superheros are above the law, but also doesn't seem very exciting. Where is the tension .. perhaps if the scene were just whimsical and fun it would work, but that's not the tone of the rest of the picture.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why don't you make an alt account as your superhero?

[foster]

Why don't you make an alt account as your superhero?

I still need to put together the costume
But sure when it's released maybe I too can have an alt account deleted :p

I gave a description and inspirational pictures to two friends of mine that can draw over a month ago. Doesn't look like they are going to come back with anything useful at this rate. I wanted to have pictures first to get opinions of a couple fashion people before actually spending the money on materials and construction.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're seeking inspiration from too many sources (friends, fashion people, The Mask).

[MovieGal]

That...is completely ridiculous! The nerve of this guy!!

So...uh....what have you heard about me, anyway? And uh...who said it?

Sedai, I heard you were a terrible mod....

(I heard it from SC)

jk :p

[foster]

You're seeking inspiration from too many sources (friends, fashion people, The Mask).

Well, I have the whole costume in my head - I simply need an artist friend to combine aspects of various photographs into a whole. This way I can show it to a particular fashionista, whom I really respect their opinion. If I have access to them, it seems foolish not to inquire.

At that point it's more about feedback than inspiration, since the costume will exist in whole as a drawing.

Not as big of a deal as this writers block though :mad:

[MovieGal]

Well, I have the whole costume in my head - I simply need an artist friend to combine aspects of various photographs into a whole. This way I can show it to a particular fashionista, whom I really respect their opinion. If I have access to them, it seems foolish not to inquire.

At that point it's more about feedback than inspiration, since the costume will exist in whole as a drawing.

Not as big of a deal as this writers block though :mad:

Foster, I could help you some with the writing...

I write poetry and short stories....and people say their pretty damn good!

[foster]

Foster, I could help you some with the writing...

I write poetry and short stories....and people say their pretty damn good!

That's a great offer, thanks!
I have a full story draft but I want to scrap everything but act one. Too many comedy setups and not enough superhero action.

I'll chop act 1 into a PDF and send it to you so you can see what you think should happen next. Of course I'll reserve the right to use anything you tell me ;) Even if you decide you hate me tomorrow.

Must say that for legal purposes.

[MovieGal]

That's a great offer, thanks!
I have a full story draft but I want to scrap everything but act one. Too many comedy setups and not enough superhero action.

I'll chop act 1 into a PDF and send it to you so you can see what you think should happen next. Of course I'll reserve the right to use anything you tell me ;) Even if you decide you hate me tomorrow.

Must say that for legal purposes.

I will read it and give you my personal thoughts.. however Im not a comedy type person...

[foster]

I will read it and give you my personal thoughts.. however Im not a comedy type person...

I'm trying not to do comedy this time anyway. :)

[Swan]

Soup everyone?

[The Gunslinger45]

Soup everyone?

Prefer steak.

[MovieGal]

hey Cygnet

[Swan]

Prefer steak.

Okay.

Steak, Gunslinger?

hey Cygnet

Soup.

[The Gunslinger45]

Okay.

Steak, Gunslinger?



Mmmmm steak... brb.

[Swan]

School went good. I dropped math cause math sucks and replaced it with Philosophy of Mind.

yeeeeeah boiiiii

[MovieGal]

Soup.

https://elizadocookmore.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/swan-corrected.jpg

[foster]

School went good. I dropped math cause math sucks and replaced it with Philosophy of Mind.

yeeeeeah boiiiii

Wrong, math is amazing. ;)

Here is a clip of me showing off some handwritten calculus from the beer pong documentary I was in:

http://youtu.be/h2R9YJ24kpM

[Swan]

I know. I love math conceptually, I'm just no good at it and it's really hard for me. Don't know why I said it sucks though - I feel completely opposite. Math is pretty amazing.

[foster]

Still it was a great opportunity for my shameless self promotion

[MovieGal]

hey Foster, I replied back with a bit of something....

[Swan]

hey Foster, I replied back with a bit of something....

I'm guessing furry porn.

[MovieGal]

I'm guessing furry porn.

hmmmmm

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/no/John-Krasinski-no.gif

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wrong, math is amazing. ;)

Here is a clip of me showing off some handwritten calculus from the beer pong documentary I was in:

http://youtu.be/h2R9YJ24kpM

You're a drag queen that can do complex math?

And you're cute?

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, he can't do that because this happens.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/711c8fdacd78524b5c37e3be7436b8b2/tumblr_nb6n0pw2Hi1qg39ewo1_500.gif

What movie is this from?

[foster]

You're a drag queen that can do complex math?

And you're cute?

I'm also a great lay :p

[MovieGal]

What movie is this from?

I think "Warlock" (1989)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think "Warlock" (1989)

Warlock?

I love those movies -- the ones with Julian Sands. But I don't recall those eyeball boobs in Warlock. Although, the animation kinda looks like something out of Warlock, I do admit. Warlock: The Armageddon, at least.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want my Sweaty Exercist back. Now I can't help Swan lose weight. He'll have to remain fat.

[seanc]

If you google the image, it is Altered States.

[MovieGal]

Warlock?

I love those movies -- the ones with Julian Sands. But I don't recall those eyeball boobs in Warlock. Although, the animation kinda looks like something out of Warlock, I do admit. Warlock: The Armageddon, at least.

In the original version of the channeling sequence, actress Mary Woronov ripped open her blouse to reveal the "Eyes of Satan" in place of her nipples. The Warlock freezes her and pushes her to the floor, making her body shatter. Then the Warlock stomps on her chest to retrieve the eyes.

[MovieGal]

in the cut scene section

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warlock_%281989_film%29

[Sexy Celebrity]

In the original version of the channeling sequence, actress Mary Woronov ripped open her blouse to reveal the "Eyes of Satan" in place of her nipples. The Warlock freezes her and pushes her to the floor, making her body shatter. Then the Warlock stomps on her chest to retrieve the eyes.

Right.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=19713&stc=1&d=1422319803

Although I don't exactly remember eyes on her boobs. But there was something to do with eyes in that movie.

I don't think it's the same thing as that GIF, though.

[MovieGal]

Right.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=19713&stc=1&d=1422319803

Although I don't exactly remember eyes on her boobs. But there was something to do with eyes in that movie.

I don't think it's the same thing as that GIF, though.

did you read my second post of it? its from a cut scene....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Have you ever seen the '80s movie, Gothic? I saw that available on TV the other night. Julian Sands is in it. Was just wondering if it's worth watching. I believe I have heard positive things about it before -- maybe.

[The Gunslinger45]

I saw Warlock and don't remember that scene either. You think I would have.

[Swan]

Got some Mio.

[MovieGal]

Have you ever seen the '80s movie, Gothic? I saw that available on TV the other night. Julian Sands is in it. Was just wondering if it's worth watching. I believe I have heard positive things about it before -- maybe.

not fond of Julian Sands... so I probably dont remember the film... I thought "Warlock" films were terrible...

[Sexy Celebrity]

not fond of Julian Sands... so I probably dont remember the film... I thought "Warlock" films were terrible...

They're funny. Especially the second one - Warlock: The Armageddon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms-GX91Vlcs

[MovieGal]

They're funny. Especially the second one - Warlock: The Armageddon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms-GX91Vlcs

dont like comedies...

[Swan]

dont like comedies...

https://www.netmeister.org/blog/images/implied-facepalm.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

dont like comedies...

You should laugh more. You and Yoda, Sedai, Loner, Tacitus......

[MovieGal]

You should laugh more. You and Yoda, Sedai, Loner, Tacitus......

are you saying I would make a good Mod? do you think I would allow you to goof off?

[Swan]

My name is Swan.
Swan's are goats.
All goats are named Swan.
Swan is a goat name.
What is that goat named?

[Sexy Celebrity]

are you saying I would make a good Mod? do you think I would allow you to goof off?

You'd be an outstanding mod here. Think of all the people you could purge.

[MovieGal]

You'd be an outstanding mod here. Think of all the people you could purge.

can I make you the first?

[MovieGal]

My name is Swan.
Swan's are goats.
All goats are named Swan.
Swan is a goat name.
What is that goat named?

goat

[Sexy Celebrity]

can I make you the first?

Only if you wanna be "Mod of the Month." :D

[Swan]

Found an old signature pic I made for an old forum I went to.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f145/ifiswan/PinheadXenoSwancopy.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

Didn't know you were so into Pinhead.

[Swan]

He was my fave at one time. The dude has badass quotes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I met him once. Doug Bradley. I have a picture of me with him. Had his autograph, but no longer.

[Swan]

You should share it.

What happened to his autograph?

[Swan]

Now we're both without Doug Bradley autographs.

[MovieGal]

Im bored..so Im out of here.. may go to bed early....

[Swan]

Hi bored, I'm Swan!

[MovieGal]

Hi bored, I'm Swan!

you are not funny

[Swan]

Am too.

[MovieGal]

hmmmm

No

[Swan]

:mad:

[foster]

I'm watching The Crow

[VFN]

Camo vote in the 70s tournament.

[gbgoodies]

Camo vote in the 70s tournament.


And Jiraffejustin has to vote in the 70s tournament too.

[foster]

I'm watching The Crow

Well that was a lot like kill bill. We even started with a blood spattered bride and 5 killers over her :eek:

I'd seen this before but didn't remember most of it.

[Swan]

Best. Theme song. Ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK5jyVCdXwc

[mark f]

Yep, super catchy - The Swamp Zombies made a career out of songs like that. :)

I like this for coolio themes.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Th22WWxHcc

[rauldc14]

Panda Express just opened by me today. Didn't know a Panda could taste good.

[MovieGal]

Swan, Neiba and I are going to do another commentary next Tuesday... if we do it at a certain time.. do you want to join in? .. Not sure if we are doing "Vase de Noces" or "Die Tür".. its a German mystery/thriller with some good gore parts thrown in...

[Citizen Rules]

I love Panda Express, affordable and delicious food. But damn noisy inside the building!

[Swan]

Swan, Neiba and I are going to do another commentary next Tuesday... if we do it at a certain time.. do you want to join in? .. Not sure if we are doing "Vase de Noces" or "Die Tür".. its a German mystery/thriller with some good gore parts thrown in...

Yeah, depending on the time I can do it.

[MovieGal]

Yeah, depending on the time I can do it.

I think he really wants to do "Die Tur" more than "Vase de Noces" but I will double check with him... I have the dvd to "Die Tur"... aka "The Door".....

[MovieGal]

I tend to find films for him to watch that ends up having something done to a penis.... like castration.. no clue why .. they just tend to pop up in the films we do....

I know "Die Tur" and "Vase de Noces" doesnt have it....

[Godoggo]

I love Panda Express, affordable and delicious food. But damn noisy inside the building!

I've never been there but we have one. I just have a hard time going anywhere else but this local place ChopStix if I want to eat Asian food. It's so good and really affordable too. It has mostly Thai, Vietnamese and Koren food but they have a few Chinese dishes as well.

Also the one closer to campus has outdoor seating right next to a lake and there are always alligators swimming by. I love that.

[Swan]

I'm so annoyed by school right now. I want to skip all this stupid GE and go to film school and start making movies! Argh!

[MovieGal]

I'm so annoyed by school right now. I want to skip all this stupid GE and go to film school and start making movies! Argh!

Didnt you go to college before? why are you taking your Gen Ed classes again, if so?

[Citizen Rules]

Godoggo I love Thai food too. I didn't know Panda Express was in other countries. I was really surprised at how much variety and how fresh and tasty the food was at Panda Express. For me it beats most other similar fast places. My favorite is the stir fried pepper chicken in veggies.

[Swan]

I'm at college right now, taking GE.

2010 - 2012: Swan goes to college, while slowly losing his mind and dropping out near the end.
2012 - 2014: Swan has mental breakdown and recovers for two years.
End of 2014: Swan returns to school!

[MovieGal]

I'm at college right now, taking GE.

2010 - 2012: Swan goes to college, while slowly losing his mind and dropping out near the end.
2012 - 2014: Swan has mental breakdown and recovers for two years.
End of 2014: Swan returns to school!

Ok .. I guess for some reason I thought you finished your Gen Ed before.... you had mentioned before you were in college...

[Swan]

I was in college, but I never finished my GE.

[gbgoodies]

I've never been there but we have one. I just have a hard time going anywhere else but this local place ChopStix if I want to eat Asian food. It's so good and really affordable too. It has mostly Thai, Vietnamese and Koren food but they have a few Chinese dishes as well.

Also the one closer to campus has outdoor seating right next to a lake and there are always alligators swimming by. I love that.


We only go to Chinese restaurants that have all-you-can-eat buffets. There are a few around here that are very good, and they just opened another one nearby a couple of months ago that's getting great reviews.

I don't think I'd want to go to a restaurant with alligators nearby. It sounds cool, but I think I might have nightmares about alligators if I ever saw one just swimming free in the lake. Is there at least some kind of barrier protecting people from getting bit by the alligators?

[rauldc14]

Is it just me or has Netflix turned into junk lately

[Swan]

New avatar.

[Miss Vicky]

Netflix has always been junk. Thank goodness I'm not actually paying for it.

[Godoggo]

Godoggo I love Thai food too. I didn't know Panda Express was in other countries. I was really surprised at how much variety and how fresh and tasty the food was at Panda Express. For me it beats most other similar fast places. My favorite is the stir fried pepper chicken in veggies.

I'll have to give it a try. I'm always right by it.

Thai food is probably my favorite food. There are a surprising amount of good places to get Thai here. I also like to get noodle bowls quite often. That's Japanese though.

We only go to Chinese restaurants that have all-you-can-eat buffets. There are a few around here that are very good, and they just opened another one nearby a couple of months ago that's getting great reviews.

I don't think I'd want to go to a restaurant with alligators nearby. It sounds cool, but I think I might have nightmares about alligators if I ever saw one just swimming free in the lake. Is there at least some kind of barrier protecting people from getting bit by the alligators?

Oh yeah. It's up on a deck so the lake is below you.

There is a place called Lake Alice where there are tons of alligators and no barriers between people and gators. It's not a good idea to take small dogs or children there but the only adult that was ever attacked there that I know of is some guy who thought that would be a good place to go swimming. :rolleyes:

I took my dad there and he was so excited to see an alligator in the wild. I've seen so many now I don't think a whole lot of it. Even when they are close enough to see you too, they don't bother you.

[gbgoodies]

Oh yeah. It's up on a deck so the lake is below you.

There is a place called Lake Alice where there are tons of alligators and no barriers between people and gators. It's not a good idea to take small dogs or children there but the only adult that was ever attacked there that I know of is some guy who thought that would be a good place to go swimming. :rolleyes:

I took my dad there and he was so excited to see an alligator in the wild. I've seen so many now I don't think a whole lot of it. Even when they are close enough to see you too, they don't bother you.


I remember many years ago when I went to visit my uncle in Florida, there was a sign at the front of his gated community that read "BEWARE OF ALLIGATORS". At first, I thought it was just a joke, but then he told me that it was true, and very often you could see alligators from his balcony. I spent most of my visit sitting on the balcony watching for alligators, but I never saw any. He felt bad that I was upset about not seeing any alligators, so he took me to some type of alligator sanctuary so I could see them in a safe environment.

[Godoggo]

I don't know what time of year that was, but in the summer they are really easy to see here.

I've seen alligators, manatees and dolphins. I've never seen a shark (thank goodness). That would freak me out.

[Gatsby]

Checking in for the first time in 4 days. :)

Will be gone again for a few weeks, then I'll be back to normal. Too busy these days.

[The Gunslinger45]

New career starts today. Should be interesting/

[Swan]

Good luck dude!

[honeykid]

Good luck, GS. :)

[gbgoodies]

We went out for a quick dinner, and it turned into a nightmare fight with the restaurant's manager. (Unfortunately it will take a phone call to their corporate office tomorrow to get some satisfaction. :furious: )

What happened?


We went to SmashBurgers. It should have been a nice quick dinner because they're basically one step up from fast food, but it felt like it took forever.

First, you have to understand that I'm a very picky eater, so when we go out to eat, I'm very careful when I order, and I tend to get a lot of toppings, sauces, garnishes, etc. on the side. (Think When Harry Met Sally, but worse.)

I ordered a cheeseburger with grilled onions, pickles, Smash Sauce, ranch dressing, and BBQ sauce on the side. They have a screen when you place your order that the customer can watch, and make sure that everything is correct. I watched the screen, and noticed that everything was listed as SIDE, except the onions. I told the cashier that the onions are supposed to be on the side, but it doesn't show that on the screen. He assured me that the onions will be on the side. I told him to make sure, because the onions were actually for hubby, and they would make me sick if they were on my food. Again, he assured me that the onions would be on the side.

Well, can you guess what happened when the food came out? Yup, the onions were on top of my burger. Everything else was on the side, but the onions, the one item that I verified TWICE would be on the side, were right on top of my burger, and melted into the cheese.

To make matters worse, hubby had ordered a fried chicken sandwich, and they brought him a grilled chicken sandwich.

We called over the manager, who made it very clear that she could care less about our problem, (no apology, just excuses, and she never even said that she would talk to the cashier to make sure that it wouldn't happen again), but she took the food away, and said she would bring us new food. I explained to her that it was very important that they make a new burger because the onions were for hubby, and that burger would make me sick if there were any remnants of the onions left on it. She assured us that it would be all new food.

Here's another chance to guess what actually happened. I was about 3/4 finished with the burger when I found several onions on the bottom of the burger. Obviously they either used the same burger or the same bun.

We tried to call the manager to the table again, but she was clearly ignoring us for almost a full ten minutes. She made eye contact with us several times, but each time, she just turned around and walked back into the kitchen as if we weren't even there. We finally got her to the table when we stood up in the middle of the restaurant and made a scene calling her over to the table.

And to make matters worse, all we got were more excuses, no apology, an attitude, and nasty comments from the manager. :furious:

[The Gunslinger45]

One day down, 36 weeks to go. :D

[gbgoodies]

One day down, 36 weeks to go. :D


I hope your day was better than mine.

[Swan]

Sorry to hear it gb. Bad service is never fun.

Also, way to go Guns. :up:

Off to watch my movie. Later!

[Sexy Celebrity]

One day down, 36 weeks to go. :D

Are you in Police Academy???

[The Gunslinger45]

I hope your day was better than mine.

I think it was.

[The Gunslinger45]

Are you in Police Academy???

Yup

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now I wanna watch a Police Academy movie. I have them.

Know what I also have? All four Lethal Weapon movies on Blu-ray. I just bought it, actually.

[rauldc14]

I officially become a night owl in a week. Not sure how to feel about that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I officially become a night owl in a week. Not sure how to feel about that.

You should feel absolutely horrified. I mean, yes, you'll be able to fly, but there's so many other better things you can do as a human.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We won't be able to do commentaries anymore with you. Unless you fly to our homes and sit on our shoulders and watch. But still, it won't be the same.

[rauldc14]

Oh, there will still be commentaries. Speaking of which, let's do one soon Damnit!!! Gump is calling