Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[honeykid]

He's finally found a channel.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He did the special effects for Texas Chainsaw 2, I believe.

[honeykid]

According to wiki, he was Disco Boy in this. :D

[Swan]

He did the special effects for Texas Chainsaw 2, I believe.

He did the special effects for like, everything.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually, there's a major scene from Texas Chainsaw 2 featuring Tom's work that was deleted. You can find it on the DVD. Or probably Youtube.

[honeykid]

I don't know why this is called Maniac. Seems perfectly normal to me. :shifty::D

[honeykid]

Someone oil those chains, for crying out loud!

[honeykid]

She's dressed like Janice from season 1 Friends.

[Swan]

I wonder if that POV swinging shot is where they got the idea for the remake.

[honeykid]

I'd forgotten Caroline Munro was in this. No wonder I liked it so much back then. ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

The photographer lives for awhile, I believe.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd forgotten Caroline Munro was in this. No wonder I liked it so much back then. ;)

She's in that Black Cat movie I was talking about during the Movie Soundtrack Song Tournament. The Italian horror film where I first heard the Suspiria theme.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I cannot imagine Elijah Wood being as creepy and terrifying as this guy.

[honeykid]

That nurse looks like Sharon Mitchel.

[honeykid]

She's in that Black Cat movie I was talking about during the Movie Soundtrack Song Tournament. The Italian horror film where I first heard the Suspiria theme.
She's in quite a lot of horror and sci/fi from the 70's and 80's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Better read your newspaper.

[Swan]

Music in this is good. Classic 80's horror synth stuff.

[honeykid]

We're back in the NY subway system again, SC. :D Any sign of rollerstating gangs?

[Swan]

I wonder if this movie was inspired by Blood Feast at all.

[honeykid]

Hello overuse of jump cuts

[honeykid]

I wonder if this movie was inspired by Blood Feast at all.
I don't know. I doubt it. No directly, anyway. But that opening scene on the beach did remind me of it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's all trapped at the subway station.

[Swan]

I don't know. I doubt it. No directly, anyway. But that opening scene on the beach did remind me of it.

Maybe not. There seem to be some similarities, but it might be just due to the subject matter.

[honeykid]

Pumping his biceps before he goes in for the kill.

[honeykid]

Wow. We're about halfway through.

[Swan]

Wow. We're about halfway through.

Maybe I can still get a Herzog movie in tonight.

[honeykid]

You don't see Chads in graffiti anymore, do you?

[honeykid]

Someone loves Deborah. That's nice.

[honeykid]

It's about time to die.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's a lot of love in that restroom.

[Swan]

Recently I was at the taqueria I always go to and went to the bathroom, above the urinal it said "for a good time call *number*". Next time I went, it was gone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm actually feeling kind of scared. Like, where is he??

[Sexy Celebrity]

Recently I was at the taqueria I always go to and went to the bathroom, above the urinal it said "for a good time call *number*". Next time I went, it was gone.

Disappointed?

[Swan]

Disappointed?

I was actually impressed that they took care of it. I love that place.

[Sexy Celebrity]

DAMN.

That's a f**kin' sword he's got!

[honeykid]

Recently I was at the taqueria I always go to and went to the bathroom, above the urinal it said "for a good time call *number*". Next time I went, it was gone.
That kind of thing always reminds me of this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8V3N6M0toQ

[Sexy Celebrity]

Suddenly he's a gay beautician.

[honeykid]

If Al Pacino and Ron Jeremy had a lovechild, he'd look like that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

His name is Frank Zito.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oooh. I just saw some major lightning.

[honeykid]

That's the most unrealistic thing that'll happen in this film. D

[honeykid]

His mother was taken from him in an accident? That's not an accident, that's a kidnapping. :D

[honeykid]

They appear to be having dinner in a boat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A boat? I'm not there yet.

[Swan]

Sorry guys I just got a crapload of PM's.

[honeykid]

There's what look like portholes in the wall in the background.

[Swan]

Is this that Munroe chick? She's hot.

[honeykid]

Sorry guys I just got a crapload of PM's.

Who'd want to talk to you? :p:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes, I see now. Very boat like.

[Swan]

There's what look like portholes in the wall in the background.

It is boat themed!

[Swan]

Who'd want to talk to you? :p:D

Godoggo and JJ, apparently. :D

[honeykid]

Is this that Munroe chick? She's hot.

Yes, that's Caroline Munro. And yes, she is. She was a Bond girl in the best Bond film ever, The Spy Who Loved Me. Her and Barbara Bach in the same film? Sexy as hell.

[Swan]

I need to see more Bond movies.

[honeykid]

This song is really annoying me now.

[Swan]

This scene is like an 80's Blow-Up.

[honeykid]

I need to see more Bond movies.

Nah, just that one. :D Well, most of Moore's 70's ones are worth watching.

[honeykid]

This scene is like an 80's Blow-Up.

About as much happens in that scene as happens in the first hour of Blow Up, though. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I don't like this song, either.

[honeykid]

Actually, David Bailey had some part in discovering Munroe, I think.

[honeykid]

Am I ahead of both of you or just you, SC?

[honeykid]

I've got him dropping off a necklace.

[Swan]

Where are you? The photo scene just ended.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She just went into a building....

Now a woman's at home. Not sure who this is......

[Swan]

She just went into a building....

Now a woman's at home. Not sure who this is......

That's where I'm at.

[honeykid]

OK, I'm paused. Tell me when she shuts the door after he's given her the necklace.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think she must be the model. She's about to be killed.

She's changing clothes. Naked. Blue shirt. Turning on shower.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Blue bath robe, I mean.

Buzzer. He's there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What a crafty creep. Stealing her necklace so he'll look innocent.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She closed the door.

[honeykid]

Crafty Creep would be a terrible superhero. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her bubble bath is out of control.

There's thunder.

[honeykid]

OK, unpausing. Getting into the bath.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now I want to take a bubble bath.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How did he get inside?

[honeykid]

With her? Yeah, me too. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie can be really effectively creepy.

[honeykid]

Just the one style of wallpaper at the DIY shop by the looks of it.

[Swan]

i tink she gon go bibi

[honeykid]

It's a very voyeuristic film. I think that's part of why it works well.

[honeykid]

i tink she gon go bibi

We've seen her naked. She's dead.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Was that a grunt from him when he grabbed her?

[honeykid]

He's always grunting and groaning.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, she's not even dead yet.

[honeykid]

I'll take it out if you promise not to scream? :D

[Swan]

She can't scream with the cloth in her mouth?

[honeykid]

Oh, she's not even dead yet.

But she's gonna die.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, lady, just play along with him until you can find a way to escape.

[honeykid]

She can't scream with the cloth in her mouth?
Yeah, it's one of the movies greatest conventions. No matter how thin or loose the gag, as long as it's across the mouth, it'll work.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Although, now he has a knife.....

[Swan]

Yeah, it's one of the movies greatest conventions. No matter how thin or loose the gag, as long as it's across the mouth, it'll work.

Honestly in this case, she probably could have talked normal. It was barely covering her mouth. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

It gets to me, just seeing the knife pressing into her chest like that.

And now it went in.

[honeykid]

There she goes.

[honeykid]

TBF, he's right. She's not going out tonight.

[Swan]

I don't know if I should feel bad for people with acne scars. It kind of looks badass.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder what his problem is.

[honeykid]

All these candles must be for ceremonial purposes because he obviously cares nothing for his electric bill.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have these two little scars at the top of my forehead that I'm not sure how I got. It bothers me that I don't know how they got there. I don't think they were always there.

[Swan]

I wonder what his problem is.

It seems to be major childhood trauma.

[honeykid]

I don't know if I should feel bad for people with acne scars. It kind of looks badass.
Really?
I wonder what his problem is.

Um, he's mental. I think that's the technical medical term for it.

[honeykid]

Oh, it's a Christmas movie. Fun for all the family... Well, maybe not for mummy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know, but I'm trying to understand what happened to him in his childhood. Something with his mother.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, it's a Christmas movie. Fun for all the family... Well, maybe not for mummy.

I actually watched this movie (the last time, which was my first time) around Christmas.

[honeykid]

I think he just shot his load.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I reviewed this movie. At the time, I gave it 5. I remember that.

[Swan]

Really?

A little bit. Danny Trejo, Edward James Olmos. They are pretty badass dudes.

[honeykid]

I know, but I'm trying to understand what happened to him in his childhood. Something with his mother.
His mother made him hide in the closet when she was working. She was a hooker. Whether there's anything else, I don't think they've said yet, but my guess is he killed her.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had never heard of this movie before until I found it on Blu-ray in a Best Buy store. It looked cool. And it was a weird find at Best Buy.

[honeykid]

A little bit. Danny Trejo, Edward James Olmos. They are pretty badass dudes.
So it's association. That makes sense, the scarred and ugly usually get the nastier roles.

[honeykid]

Uh, oh. Zombie fog is back. That's never a good sign.

[Sexy Celebrity]

God, it's been awhile since I had bad acne. I went to a dermatologist for it. Thinking about it now, I wonder if it was really as bad as I felt it was. I remember always getting these big, mountainous zits and thinking.... "Oh, no, not another one." And trying to figure out how to stop it.

[honeykid]

Told ya. RUN CAROLINE!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was prescribed these pills. They helped.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anyway, he's chasing her through a cemetery.

[honeykid]

We have a hooting owl, ladies and gentlegerms. :laugh:

[honeykid]

Here we go, SC, you're getting the memories now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm feeling hungry.

[honeykid]

Well, his name is Zito. It's not like he had a choice.

[Swan]

This kid can sure do a voiceover.

[honeykid]

It's gone all Carrie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is distressing.

[Swan]

I think you're a bit ahead of me, honeykid.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think it's almost over.

I didn't see Caroline Munro die. Did she escape?

[honeykid]

All his mummies seem to be ganging up on him.

[honeykid]

I think it's almost over.

I didn't see Caroline Munro die. Did she escape?
Yes, she did.

I'm at 1:16:46

[Sexy Celebrity]

My time is 1:21.

[Swan]

I'm at 1:21 too.

[honeykid]

Oh, dear. The mummies are coming to life.:eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

The mannequins just became real women.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now they're chopping him up. Something's headless.

[honeykid]

Yeah, I think it's to do with the difference in framerate between region 1 and 2.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did Tom Savini work on Dawn of the Dead?

[Swan]

Like I said... a great showcase of Savini's talent.

[Swan]

Did Tom Savini work on Dawn of the Dead?

Yep. And he has a great cameo as a biker.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It looks like he's having an orgy.

[honeykid]

Another day of hopes and dreams dawns on New York city.

[honeykid]

Wow! that's some hairpiece on that cop.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The police are in his apartment.

He's dead. He must have killed himself.

Not sure why they're there. I guess someone heard him moaning.

[honeykid]

Yeah, walk away, close the door. Nothing to see here.

[Swan]

Stabbing yourself must hurt.

[honeykid]

The police are in his apartment.

He's dead. He must have killed himself.

Not sure why they're there. I guess someone heard him moaning.

He's been moaning through the whole bloody film. :D

[Swan]

OH MY GOD HIS EYES OPENED!!!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe he opened his eyes in case they wanted to do a sequel. They could always say that was in his head, a fantasy.

[Swan]

Oh listen. It's hobbit music.

[honeykid]

Stabbing yourself must hurt.

No ****, Sherlock. :D


Holy crap. That was Sharon Mitchell. :eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I give that a 4 tonight.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh listen. It's hobbit music.

That explains why I've been thinking about Lord of the Rings.

[honeykid]

Maybe he opened his eyes in case they wanted to do a sequel. They could always say that was in his head, a fantasy.
I'd go with this. A lot of horror films end with something which both allows a sequel and has you leaving thinking "he/she/it's/they're still out there" It makes the walk home a little more interesting for those who're scared by such things.

[honeykid]

I'm going with 3.5 but had I watched it straight, I think it'd be a 4 at least.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So, HK, you've owned this, saw it years ago, but never watched your DVD?

[Swan]

I give Maniac a 3. Good movie.

[honeykid]

So, HK, you've owned this, saw it years ago, but never watched your DVD?

Yeah. I've got loads of films like that. Lots of films I've bought blind and not seen. Lots of films I've bought because I like the film, but not yet watched the dvd.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thanks, you guys.

[Swan]

Thanks guys!

[honeykid]

Thanks for the commentary. I really enjoyed that. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are You Ready for Freddy?

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=17061&stc=1&d=1410044852

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4:
THE DREAM MASTER

With Nostromo87, Swan and Honeykid

[honeykid]

Here and ready.

[Nostromo87]

ready

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here and ready.

[Swan]

I'm ready.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Press Play.

[honeykid]

Play

[Nostromo87]

when deep sleep falleth...

[Swan]

Oooooh look at me, creepy bible quote!

[honeykid]

From the director of Die Hard 2

[Swan]

Nostromo, what made you choose this one?

[honeykid]

I think, I think, she's running from this nightmare.

[Nostromo87]

Oooooh look at me, creepy bible quote!

and classy 80's music

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, I think this is one of the best opening credits sequences in a Nightmare on Elm Street movie.

The third film might be a little better in the opening credits department, but this is close.

The song is performed by Tuesday Knight, who plays Kristen in this movie.

[Nostromo87]

Nostromo, what made you choose this one?

Sexy's 100 movies in no damm order thread, really it was his idea

[Swan]

Hey, that's not Patricia Arquette!

[honeykid]

Freddy's not home.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's not all that great once the song stops, though, because there's still more credits coming. But I do like the chalk drawing.

[Swan]

Somehow, her face got squished in between the movies.

[honeykid]

Hey, that's not Patricia Arquette!

I know. :( It's fake Patricia.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I cannot imagine Patricia Arquette playing Kristen in this. The character just seems different. More talkative. And not really as badass.

[honeykid]

Now, Patricia in a wet white dress....

[Sexy Celebrity]

This actress actually seems like a bitch. I read an interview with her once and all she did was bash Lisa Wilcox, who plays Alice.

[honeykid]

This boiler room is too well lit.

[Nostromo87]

'the house'

a Nightmare on Elm St became a haunted house story at some point, even tho the original didn't focus as much on this one house

i still haven't seen a Nightmare on Elm St 2

[honeykid]

Seeing his dog just reminded me of the dog's fire piss. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

This boiler room is too well lit.

Freddy's not home. If he was home, he'd turn off some of the lights.

[Nostromo87]

so these are the same characters in Elm St 3 Dream Warriors, right?

just different actors, correct?

[Sexy Celebrity]

i still haven't seen a Nightmare on Elm St 2

Really?!

[honeykid]

The pipes are cold. The boiler is cold. See for yourself.

[Swan]

This commentary needs a little Patricia.

http://www.cigarettesreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/patricia_arquette_smoke_pic08.jpg

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f1/30/27/f13027ab0935add7c58470a44254022c.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

Same characters. Only one actor is different -- Kristen.

[honeykid]

so these are the same characters in Elm St 3 Dream Warriors, right?

just different actors, correct?

Same Joey and Kincaid. Different Kirsten.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Kristen drives now.

[Swan]

i still haven't seen a Nightmare on Elm St 2

Dude, that's the funniest one.

[honeykid]

Whatdya put the bloody one up for? That ain't sexy.

[honeykid]

Yeah, we should definitely do the second one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess cause Kristen's kinda wealthy, she can afford a car but her boyfriend can't, so she has to pick him up.

[honeykid]

Nice 80's suit.

[Swan]

Whatdya put the bloody one up for? That ain't sexy.

I think it's kind of sexy. In a badass why.

[Swan]

But okay, HK. Here's another one for you.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EciFAUHzQJA/TALaFQyOghI/AAAAAAAAAYM/BUsCbffWR3U/s1600/film%2Bpatricia-arquette.jpg

[honeykid]

This feels like an episode of Freddy's Nightmares.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This feels like an episode of Freddy's Nightmares.

It really does. I thought the same thing the other night.

[honeykid]

That's nearly all the foreshadowing for the kills, isn't it?

[honeykid]

That don't mean dick. My dogs kinda like me, you drag him into your dream and he gets pissed.

[Nostromo87]

Tuesday Night as Kristen

http://iconsoffright.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/NIGHTMARE_ON_ELM_STREET_PART_4-61.jpg

gotta love Elaine's hair

[Sexy Celebrity]

Kincaid was about to kick some ass.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ugh. I am so sick of these pictures.....

[Nostromo87]

http://oi61.tinypic.com/et5rm1.jpg

[Swan]

Dammit Freddy, be a bit more conspicuous why don't you.

[honeykid]

Welcome to extremely slow ninja class.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not sure how to explain the slash across the lockers.

[Swan]

Ugh. I am so sick of these pictures.....

You must be gay.

[honeykid]

An Al Bundy lookalike having a go at Sissy Spacek mk II

[Sexy Celebrity]

An Al Bundy lookalike having a go at Sissy Spacek mk II

That's what I was just thinking -- he looks like Al Bundy.

[honeykid]

Kincaid's getting sleepy.

[Swan]

I like Alice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Kincaid's not afraid to sleep now.

[honeykid]

This ain't my dreamland.

[Nostromo87]

Kincaid

dayum, in tha trunk

'this ain't my dream land'

KRISTEN!

[honeykid]

Here we go. Dog's fire piss.

[Swan]

They named the dog Jason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I read somewhere that the dog pisses to ruin the holiness of Freddy's grave, thus allowing Freddy to come back.

[honeykid]

He's baaaaack

[Swan]

This guy gave me so many nightmares in my preteen years.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is so Hellraiser, the way he comes back. Like Uncle Frank.

Earlier we saw lots of chains in the boiler room, too.

[honeykid]

Kincaid stummbling like a little blonde

[Nostromo87]

i want a really good Freddy mask

[honeykid]

You shouldn't have buried me. I'm not dead.

[honeykid]

Ah, the evil green.

[Swan]

He's wearing a Christmas shirt.

[honeykid]

I'll see you in hell.

Tell 'em Freddy sent ya. One down. Two to go.

[honeykid]

He bedroom was a lot more grown up when she was younger. :D

[Nostromo87]

freddy's back FREDDY'S BACK FREDDY'S BACK!

tell 'em freddy sent ya

[Swan]

So are these still kids of the parents who killed Freddy? Or is this when he just starts killing random kids for no reason?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Freddy is just brutal. He doesn't get all creative in this one because he's just out for revenge. This is really the real Freddy's Revenge.

[honeykid]

Good ol' Joey.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He bedroom was a lot more grown up when she was younger. :D

I don't know what it is. She was, like, more childish, really, in the last movie. In this movie, she's smoking, she's got a boyfriend, she drives. She's hit maturity, I guess.

[Nostromo87]

Freddy is just brutal. He doesn't get all creative in this one because he's just out for revenge. This is really the real Freddy's Revenge.

this movie actually did pretty well at the box office in 1988

$13 million budget
made $49 million

not bad

waterbed sequence

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why does Freddy jump up and shout "Show It!" in the waterbed when he's killing Joey? My captions read "Show It!" the other night because I was trying to figure out what he was saying.

[Swan]

Earlier today I was fawning over anthropologist Alice Roberts, and now I'm watching a movie with a character named Alice who looks kind of similar.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie made $49 million and was apparently the biggest grossing slasher movie of the '80s.

[Nostromo87]

Rick, karaté goon

[Nostromo87]

swish, kill the fish

[Swan]

I'm getting tarred of picking up your clothes.

[honeykid]

The character is more grown up because she is and she's defeated Freddy. However, I feel that she's much more cynical in the previous film because, of course, she's the final girl. In this, she's a victim, so she's like everyone else and more childlike.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Kristen seems to already be channeling the grunge era a little.

[honeykid]

Fred in drag.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't like dreaming, either. I hate knowing I'm gonna be forced into some weird scenario where I think it's really happening.

[Nostromo87]

This movie made $49 million and was apparently the biggest grossing slasher movie of the '80s.

Freddy was showtime primetime 80's

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're about 30 seconds ahead of me, HK.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now I have Robert Englund in drag.

Kinda looks like Tootsie but with darker hair.

[honeykid]

this movie actually did pretty well at the box office in 1988

$13 million budget
made $49 million

not bad

waterbed sequence
Yeah, they made good money. More with each sequel, I think.

Why does Freddy jump up and shout "Show It!" in the waterbed when he's killing Joey? My captions read "Show It!" the other night because I was trying to figure out what he was saying.
I don't know. What I do know is that the subtitles aren't always right, either.
Earlier today I was fawning over anthropologist Alice Roberts, and now I'm watching a movie with a character named Alice who looks kind of similar.
I nearly posted a picture of her earlier today. :)

[Swan]

I nearly posted a picture of her earlier today. :)

Really? What for?

[Swan]

Also dear God @ Freddy in drag.

[Nostromo87]

You're about 30 seconds ahead of me, HK.

out ahead, as always :p