Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[honeykid]

Bullet riccocheting nails? :D

[Swan]

Oh wait so she's the mannequin? She already came to life?

I never got to know her as a mannequin. :(

[honeykid]

This is where this film should be 18 rated.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She JUST came to life.

[Nostromo87]

Oh wait so she's the mannequin? She already came to life?

I never got to know her as a mannequin. :(

she'll be a mannequin again soon

[honeykid]

Oh wait so she's the mannequin? She already came to life?

I never got to know her as a mannequin. :(
Don't worry, none of us did. There isn't that level of characterisation in this. That's not a negative, BTW,

[Sexy Celebrity]

So this is where Jonathan's life turns around.

He's made this window display with Emmy through the night and this gives him a lot of praise and attention.

[Swan]

she'll be a mannequin again soon

I bet she has a STIFF personality.

:tsk: Dammit Swan.

[honeykid]

Roxie is like a more sophisticated Fran Drescher

[honeykid]

I bet she has a STIFF personality.

:tsk: Dammit Swan.
Wow. That's not even a pun. :eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

How does Jonathan afford this nice place if he's always unemployed?

[honeykid]

Should he be running through a store shouting "BJ! BJ! BJ!

[Captain Spaulding]

I don't see what's so special about that window display.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Should he be running through a store shouting "BJ! BJ! BJ!

:rotfl:

I wonder if that's some kind of secret gay humor there.

[honeykid]

I don't see what's so special about that window display.
They said it was. Therefore it is. Same as in any film. It's brilliant if they say it is. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

B.J. Wert.

[Swan]

Wow. That's not even a pun. :eek:

Well I'm no Mr. Freeze.

[honeykid]

Hollywood's suited and booted.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Illustra!

[Sexy Celebrity]

NEVER YOU FEAR, YOUR HOLLYWOOD IS HERE!

[honeykid]

That Richards! He gives men a bad name.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think I like these sunglasses on him best.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A MEDIA EVENT!

[honeykid]

:rotfl:

I wonder if that's some kind of secret gay humor there.

Do you think he's offering or searching?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sophia!

[Captain Spaulding]

I wouldn't mind owning a pair of those sunglasses.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do you think he's offering or searching?

He looks like he's offering.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wouldn't mind owning a pair of those sunglasses.

I'll get you a pair.

[Swan]

IS THAT JAMES SPADER??!?!?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

When I saw this movie as a kid, I didn't know she was Sophia Petrillo and that I would later grow to become obsessed with her TV show.

[Nostromo87]

what a comb-over

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa315/jungdrachepoldi/Mannequin/Mannequin_15.jpg

[honeykid]

IS THAT JAMES SPADER??!?!?!
:yup:

[Swan]

He doesn't have his classic Spader voice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Right now, his dog's name is Rambo. Later, he'll have a bigger dog named Terminator.

[Swan]

I'm curious how this works... so, when she was in Egypt, What exactly did she wish? She didn't become a mannequin then if Jonathan made her... so what exactly did he do to make her come alive?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like her big red hat.

[Captain Spaulding]

This movie is also offensive to dogs.

[honeykid]

michelangelo was hanging out with some guy called David

[Nostromo87]

angel sound effect when she comes to life

polka-dot dress !

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-roRDzFygsqU/TXiBTMoicXI/AAAAAAAAA98/uWuZnsGs6F8/s1600/mannequin015xc2.png

[Sexy Celebrity]

Time for the musical montage.

[honeykid]

Emmy likes music. Well, what passes for it in the 80;'s

[Nostromo87]

in the birth year Oscar thread i gave Kim Cattrall Best Actress for 1987

[Sexy Celebrity]

Emmy came to life at a stupid time -- the '80s. She should have come to our time now. We have music in our phones.

[Swan]

This is the 80sest movie I've ever seen.

[Nostromo87]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3164414/mannequin-1987-o.gif

[Swan]

Dat plastic leg.

[honeykid]

This is the 80sest movie I've ever seen.
You've not seen Scarface, have you?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the freight elevator dance.

[Swan]

You've not seen Scarface, have you?

I have, a long time ago. I was really just making a point that this movie is super 80's. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the leg statues on the counters.

[honeykid]

For some reason this popped into my head. I can't think why? ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAzTO8GMZhk

[Captain Spaulding]

I had to pause for a second when she unveils the fur coat.

[honeykid]

He's the only one who can see her like that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

CREATE, HONEY! CREATE!

[honeykid]

I had to pause for a second when she unveils the fur coat.
Perfectly understandable, Captain. May I recommend Sex And The City. ;) They look good in Police Academy, too.

[honeykid]

Bicycles!?!?!? It's genius!!

[Swan]

Hey Sexy, I just watched a movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger and a bunch of dudes strip to their underwear together.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hey Sexy, I just watched a movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger and a bunch of dudes strip to their underwear together.

Oh, that '70s thing.

[Captain Spaulding]

The bike-riding window display is a little more worthy of people gathering outside than spinning tennis rackets.

[honeykid]

Roxie is playing Johnathan. BOOOO!!!!

[Swan]

Oh, that '70s thing.

The Long Goodbye. Have you seen it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Long Goodbye. Have you seen it?

No.

[honeykid]

It's you! The flambe terrorist!

[Swan]

I don't think you'd like it, but you might like that scene.

[honeykid]

Roxie has great hair.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I definitely wouldn't leave Ancient Egypt for Andrew McCartney. I'd be more interested in being a slave wife to an Egyptian man.

[honeykid]

The flambe terrorist strikes again!!

[rauldc14]

Just thought I'd say hello, since everyone is in here.

[Nostromo87]

we should have a MoFo window display thread

everyone can post their window displays

[Swan]

It's weird hearing James Spader without a deep articulate voice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

we should have a MoFo window display thread

everyone can post their window displays

To tell you the truth, it's actually crossed my mind already.

[honeykid]

Love the look on Felix's face when he say "Screw your dog."

[Swan]

Rubbing lotion on Kim Cattrall's back is a dirty job?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I suspect that James Spader's character is gay, too. But a snotty gay.

[honeykid]

Rambo in a cart. :D

[Nostromo87]

Captain Felix's dialogue delivery is exceptional

[honeykid]

Rubbing lotion on Kim Cattrall's back is a dirty job?

Only if you do it properly. ;)

[Nostromo87]

tonight we NAIL that little fart-blossom

[Sexy Celebrity]

More mannequins in the background.

[honeykid]

Look at the length of those trousers. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Armand is into leather.

[Captain Spaulding]

Is the ice supposed to kill his boner or excite him further?

[honeykid]

Oooh, Switcher. You are one sick puppy

[Swan]

Sexy this is really your favorite movie?

[honeykid]

Roxie pushes Armand down the stairs.

Ooh, my camera. :D

[honeykid]

This is a fight between two people who look like they could never win a fight.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Roger Ebert said that was the funniest line in the movie -- when Roxy complains about her camera breaking after she pushed Armand.

[honeykid]

Hollywood needs a change of shade after not seeing pointless BMX tricks. :D

[Captain Spaulding]

This movie would be so much more interesting if there was a Fight Club situation going on, where the mannequin never really came to life after all, it was just his schizo imaginings.

[Nostromo87]

Sexy this is really your favorite movie?

YES! don't laugh

i'm laughing again now, but i laughed out louder the 1st viewing a couple weeks ago

laughing in a GOOD way

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sexy this is really your favorite movie?

It says it's my favorite movie on my favorite movies list, but I don't think it really is.

It's my favorite movie AT THE MOMENT. And even that may be changing.

[Swan]

This movie would be so much more interesting if there was a Fight Club situation going on, where the mannequin never really came to life after all, it was just his schizo imaginings.

I was going to say, I think this guy has schizophrenia.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It doesn't really feel like my favorite movie anymore. I'm not sure what is.

I don't really understand/feel the whole "picking favorites" thing. I think it's stupid and not my idea of truth.

[honeykid]

I'm buying into an Egyptian princess in a mannequin that only comes to life when Johnathan is there. So why am I having so much trouble with the physics of the handgliding scene? :D

[Captain Spaulding]

They act like this is something special. I mean, who hasn't hang-glided in a department store?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie would be so much more interesting if there was a Fight Club situation going on, where the mannequin never really came to life after all, it was just his schizo imaginings.

I actually would not mind that ending.

I do think it's kind of odd when Emmy comes to life permanently at the end of the movie.

But in a way, I like that. As she says during the movie, the Gods control her every move. Like a moment ago, when she told Jonathan - "talk to them" - she's referring to the Gods. And at the end of the movie, she's thankful because the Gods have decided that everybody can see her, not just Jonathan.

[honeykid]

Cross dressing art students?

[Captain Spaulding]

Now it'd be really freaky if the teddy bears came to life.

[honeykid]

It's that Switcher! I found him doing things to a half naked dummy.

[Nostromo87]

this window display seems kinda junky

[Captain Spaulding]

There's not as much as Hollywood as I remember.

[honeykid]

Mrs T doesn't mind if Johnathan runs naked through the store with a rubber glove on his head shouting "Hi, I'm a squid!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, that's the worst window display so far.

[honeykid]

I'll appeal to the board.

I can't see you appealing to anyone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's not as much as Hollywood as I remember.

There's a lot more in the sequel.

You should see the sequel.

Hollywood actually BECOMES a mannequin in one scene. No joke. In that movie, a cursed necklace is what causes a girl to become a mannequin (for 1,000 years) and Hollywood decides to try it on -- "let me borrow this FIERCE necklace" -- and he freezes into a mannequin until someone takes it off.

[honeykid]

Illustra's in trouble

[Nostromo87]

i have to do some research later to find out what 80's songs these transitions are from so i can download them to my iPad, and jam to them in my car on my way to work

[Swan]

Is Hollywood the gay black dude?

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's a lot of music in this movie, even if it's just instrumental.

[Sexy Celebrity]

i have to do some research later to find out what 80's songs these transitions are from so i can download them to my iPad, and jam to them in my car on my way to work

I used to have some of these songs on a CD.

[honeykid]

|Armand managed to take those pics from different angles despite not moving. :D

[honeykid]

Is Hollywood the gay black dude?

He's gay?!?!?!?!???! :D

[Swan]

He's gay?!?!?!?!???! :D

I know, shocking right?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I doubt those mannequin pictures would ruin his life.

[Swan]

He's getting a piece of wood.

[honeykid]

We should do a regular 80's thing. Maybe Three Men And A Baby sometime?

[Swan]

Holy sh*t those sunglasses.

[honeykid]

Hollywood would never bother him when he's getting a piece of wood. :D

[Nostromo87]

i like the way the mannequin bobs around when Switcher carries her

[Sexy Celebrity]

We should do a regular 80's thing. Maybe Three Men And A Baby sometime?

I've never really actually watched that... at least, not since I was a little kid and saw it on TV.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm only just now getting to Hollywood in the bathroom.

[Swan]

Did I see nipples on that mannequin?

[honeykid]

Wow. That burst of tears was the loudest cry I've ever heard.

[Sexy Celebrity]

THAT DARK NIGHT ALONE.

[honeykid]

Am I too far ahead again? I'm at Johnathan and Hollywood in the window

[Nostromo87]

shouldn't Hollywood get suspicious when Emmy is always in a new position every time he sees her ?

when she's back to a mannequin she doesn't look like she has joints / flexibility

[Sexy Celebrity]

That makes me think of Batman.

[Nostromo87]

Am I too far ahead again? I'm at Johnathan and Hollywood in the window

you are far ahead, and i've been trying to fast forward to keep up with you

[honeykid]

I never forget a name or a face Mr. Nertz. :D

[Captain Spaulding]

Where does 'fairy' rank on the list of gay slurs? Offensive, acceptable, frowned upon?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie's gone by fast.

[Swan]

So when they're outside and walking, what do other people see?

[honeykid]

OK, I'll pause for 30 seconds.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Where does 'fairy' rank on the list of gay slurs? Offensive, acceptable, frowned upon?

I would say "frowned upon" except for gays into magick.

[honeykid]

Putting the necklace on Emmy

[Sexy Celebrity]

This window's a little boring, I think.

[honeykid]

It's the most beautiful window she's ever seen... And she's seen about 4 windows.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's the most beautiful window she's ever seen... And she's seen about 4 windows.

:rotfl:

[Swan]

I'm at the car chase... am I way far ahead?

[Nostromo87]

Switcher just drove off with Emmy Mannequin on his bike

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jonathan should hold onto the mannequin on that motorcycle. She looks more muscular than he.

[honeykid]

Armand is the wind! :D

[Nostromo87]

Felix and Rambo are on the case, along with Richards

[honeykid]

I'm at the car chase... am I way far ahead?
Well ahead of me, I think. Spader and Bailey in the car putting on camo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That little PREvert!

[honeykid]

Ooooh, that little prevert. he's stealing her before we can.

[Captain Spaulding]

Okay, I'm dropping out. Going to watch the NBA Finals now.

I'll check back later and read the rest of the commentary. I had fun losing my commentary virginity (and in a 4-way, no less!).

[Nostromo87]

CAPTAIN FELIX MAXWELL TAKES THIS FROM NO MANNEQUIN !

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bye, Captain.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, Captain Spaulding -- change your username to Captain Felix Maxwell.

[honeykid]

Enjoy the game, Captain!

[Nostromo87]

GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOO

[honeykid]

Armand can't get it up.

[Nostromo87]

tiger blanket

'where can i get a Mannequin too ?'

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have a framed picture of a tiger by my bed.....

But it doesn't look like Armand's.

[honeykid]

Where can I get a mannequin, too. :bawling:

[Nostromo87]

more great 80's transition themes

[honeykid]

Even in the 80's that was a hideous bedroom decor.

[Nostromo87]

Yeah, Captain Spaulding -- change your username to Captain Felix Maxwell.

Captain Felix grows on me each time i watch this movie

next time i'll like him x's three. since this is my 2nd viewing

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why do they feel the need to have sex IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE?!

[Nostromo87]

Why do they feel the need to have sex IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE?!

the weirder the location the hotter the sex

[Swan]

They badonkadonked.

[honeykid]

Johnathan thinks they could build an entire city... And Inception was born. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

Have they had sex in a window yet?

[Swan]

Johnathan thinks they could build an entire city... And Inception was born. :p

He needs to go deeper... into her vagina.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Also, what happens if someone appears and Emmy freezes into a mannequin... and Jonathan is... INSIDE OF HER???

[honeykid]

the weirder the location the hotter the sex
So sex in Milwaukee must be amazing? :D

[honeykid]

Kiss ass. :D

[Swan]

Also, what happens if someone appears and Emmy freezes into a mannequin... and Jonathan is... INSIDE OF HER???

Something terrible would happen to his weenie.

[Nostromo87]

Johnathan thinks they could build an entire city... And Inception was born. :p

Christopher Nolan dreams of making a movie as good as Mannequin

[honeykid]

Also, what happens if someone appears and Emmy freezes into a mannequin... and Jonathan is... INSIDE OF HER???
Well, sex don't get much safer than that.

[Nostromo87]

look at how Emmy mannequin bobs around

with her hands in the air

why am i cracking up ?

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's a shame that Felix didn't come back for the Mannequin sequel. I mean, he did all those Police Academy sequels, why not Mannequin Two?

[Nostromo87]

good morning starshine

[Sexy Celebrity]

*SNAPS FINGERS*

[Sexy Celebrity]

DUN DUN! DUN DUN!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, here comes one of my favorite parts.... Hollywood's CAR.

[honeykid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FdAO1JgvA0

[Swan]

Oh me oh my!

[Sexy Celebrity]

BAD GIRL!

[Nostromo87]

Okay, here comes one of my favorite parts.... Hollywood's CAR.

with the polka-dot Hollywood cover !

[Sexy Celebrity]

The fact that they filmed that scene of Hollywood putting on that car cover....

I wonder what audiences in the '80s were thinking.

[honeykid]

I really don't think this man is Illustra firbre.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Roxy is so emotional.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Terminator!

[Nostromo87]

this commentary is building momentum

i can feel it

[Nostromo87]

SWITCHERRRRRRRRR

[Sexy Celebrity]

What would Felix's dogs be named today, do you think?

[honeykid]

Lots of pop video footage here.

[honeykid]

Slapstick. The least funny of all comedy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at this wild chase scene through the women's clothing department.

[Nostromo87]

What would Felix's dogs be named today, do you think?

tough call

have we had any good action heroes like Rambo recently ?

they all seem kinda lame

[Sexy Celebrity]

Roxy's about to commit mannequin murder.

[honeykid]

Surely she only wants to destory one of the mannequins? It's not like she doesnt' know what it looks like. I mean, she knows it has a head.

[Swan]

I just caught myself boogieing to this music.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Emmy as a mannequin doesn't even really look like her to me.

[honeykid]

Hollywood and the hose.

[Sexy Celebrity]

BOYS!

[honeykid]

Giant pissing contest and Hollywood is winning.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hollywood is like a really flamboyant Project Runway contestant.

[Nostromo87]

how has this movie gone by this fast

cliffhanger scene

don't get shredded Emmy !

don't let go Switcherrr

[Sexy Celebrity]

This janitor/maintenance guy who just popped up -- he's a bigger character in the Mannequin sequel.

[honeykid]

She's alive. SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!

[Swan]

IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

SH*T!

*snaps fingers*

[honeykid]

This janitor/maintenance guy who just popped up -- he's a bigger character in the Mannequin sequel.

Couldn't be much smaller part, could it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

See, she's thanking the Gods right now.

[Nostromo87]

Sexy, who is Emmy saying thank you to ?

Egyptian gods ?

[honeykid]

Sexy, who is Emmy saying thank you to ?

Egyptian gods ?
Yes

[Sexy Celebrity]

The sequel takes place at the Prince & Company store again, which is how Hollywood gets to be in it. The rest of the characters are new.

[honeykid]

That's who he came for? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sexy, who is Emmy saying thank you to ?

Egyptian gods ?

I guess.

[Sexy Celebrity]

MAMA PUT THE COINS ON MY EYES!

[honeykid]

SHE'S THE DUMMY

[Nostromo87]

SHE'S THE DUMMY

mindblowing delivery, truly !

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mrs. Timkin secretly has a Jonathan/mannequin sex tape.

[honeykid]

Here comes the song!

[Sexy Celebrity]

CRAM IT, CLOWN!

[Nostromo87]

Roxie was gross

[Nostromo87]

Starship time

[honeykid]

Ah, and they get married in a window.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now they're getting married in a window display.

Looks like the other mannequins weren't invited to the wedding!

[Swan]

And when she dies, a mortician will basically turn her back into a mannequin.

[honeykid]

Roxie was gross

Wha? :eek:

[Swan]

Wha? :eek:

Yeah, I thought Roxy was hot.

[Nostromo87]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBQVrCflZ_E

[Sexy Celebrity]

In a second, the end credits are gonna be blue instead of black.

[honeykid]

Yeah, I thought Roxy was hot.
We may not agree about film, but our taste in women seems similar. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I kinda think the blue end credits are another way the movie is trying to be "different." To show the theme of being okay with being different.

[Nostromo87]

Wha? :eek:

haha, i hated her personality

but she was attractive i guess

like Kim Cattrall more

[Sexy Celebrity]

Swan, are you gonna watch the beginning?

[honeykid]

I enjoyed that. 3 I'm sure it'd be a lot less without the commentary, though.

Thanks, guys. Glad you could all make it. :)

[Swan]

Swan, are you gonna watch the beginning?

That's what I'm doing now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There are other movies out there that have blue end credits, but not many. I can't remember what else does.

To me, it's definitely an '80s sign, though. Blue end credits.

[Nostromo87]

i gave it an 4 last time

i see no reason to back off, still fun

http://oi60.tinypic.com/29vntk0.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

I still give it 5.

I had a harder time enjoying the movie because of the commentary -- because this requires me to not focus very strongly on the movie -- but I still really like it.

[Swan]

My rating for the movie is 2+, but still fun watching with you guys.

[Nostromo87]

at what point did we lose Capt Spaulding ?

did he commit suicide ?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I ordered Slumber Party Massacre on Blu-ray right before I did this commentary, by the way. Looking forward to seeing it in HD. My DVD looks really bad.

[Swan]

I ordered Slumber Party Massacre on Blu-ray right before I did this commentary, by the way. Looking forward to see it in HD. My DVD looks really bad.

I talked to my dad about it, who is a big horror guy. Turns out he has it on blu-ray!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I talked to my dad about it, who is a big horror guy. Turns out he has it on blu-ray!

Awesome. I can't wait to get it.

[honeykid]

I recorded Slaughter High tonight, but I see it's on youtube. Anyone want to do that one night?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFsIBtD9HDE

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know what movie that is. I think I tried watching it once, but couldn't get into it. Maybe. I would watch that.

[Nostromo87]

I recorded Slaughter High tonight, but I see it's on youtube. Anyone want to do that one night?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFsIBtD9HDE

love to any other night, but gotta wake up early for work tomorrow

[Swan]

I'll watch it.

[Swan]

Yeah, some other night though.

[honeykid]

Yes, another night. I'm off to bed, soon.

[Nostromo87]

thanks for the fun commentary SexyCelebrity, Honeykid, Swan, & Capt Spaulding - if he's still alive

[Nostromo87]

Sexy, you have a Brad Pitt avatar, and i have a Angelina Jolie

http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_celebrities/photo/11417982-large.jpg

[Swan]

Brad Pitt looks fat in that picture. I didn't even realize it was Brad Pitt until earlier today.