Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Miss Vicky]

Since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

[Miss Vicky]

bye bye mr. fug blond guy.

[Miss Vicky]

Yee ha! Just like f*cking Saigon, huh slick?
I was in junior high, d*ckhead.

[Miss Vicky]

Bruce Willis is dirty, sweaty, bloody and shirtless. And yet Sexy is falling asleep. What is the world coming to?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Almost choked on some beer.

[Miss Vicky]

"Oh John what are you doing? How the f*** did you get into this s***?"

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's hot, but it doesn't feel sexy, ya know?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Glorious shots of the Nakatomi Building having explosions.

[Miss Vicky]

damn it with the bloody feet!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Blood bothers you?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I could use a foot massage.

[Miss Vicky]

Not blood. Glass shards stuck in feet bother me.

[Miss Vicky]

Anything to do with feet or eyeballs make me cringe.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Have you had glass in your feet?

[Miss Vicky]

Have you had glass in your feet?

Yes. It hurts and feet bleed like crazy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess it's because those things are so important.

Feet = moving
Eyes = seeing

[Sexy Celebrity]

The black men fought it out.

[Miss Vicky]

Argyle finally did something useful.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, the limo driver is this Argyle person you keep mentioning.

[Miss Vicky]

Hi honey.

[Miss Vicky]

That was Gary Cooper, a$$hole.

[Miss Vicky]

Happy trails, Hans.

[Miss Vicky]

I love this scene. So dramatic.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Great ending.

[Miss Vicky]

splat!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sorry I was out of it. Too much drink.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Plus I really should be in bed.

[Miss Vicky]

And they hug.

[Miss Vicky]

Great big man hug.

"You got yourself a good man. You take care of him."

I sense a man crush.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't mess with Carl Winslow.

[Miss Vicky]

And Family Matters guy draws his weapon and fires.

Hero.

[Miss Vicky]

Argyle!

[Sexy Celebrity]

We've done about 13 pages for this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay -- great movie -- 5

I've gotta go.

Thanks, Miss Vicky.

[Miss Vicky]

"If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be there for New Year's."

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...

End Credits.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard (with Miss Vicky)

[Miss Vicky]

Good night, Sexy. Sweet shirtless Willis dreams.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thank you. Sweet Hans Gruber dreams to you.

[honeykid]

and she's wearing SHOULDER PADS. WTF were women thinking in the 80s? Shoulder pads are for football players, they shouldn't ever be a damn fashion statement!
Ah, power dressing. Yep, it looked awful. Still, it made more sense than power eating. :rolleyes:

You could put Joaquin in a Potter movie and all hotness would be drained away.
That could be the ultimate damnation of those films I've ever read. :D

Random boobs.
God love 'em. Gratuitous tit shots were one of the great things about 80's cinema. Before they aimed films primarily at children. :(

I bet even Snakes On A Plane has a certain amount of awesome to it.
I have. But not since it came out. I remember liking it.
I put it on the list, get to it.

I notice random t*ts on a calendar...
You mean like this?
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5027676926312802&pid=15.1

What? Have I got that wrong? :D

Chicken bacon ranch.
Now that's just weird. Probably quite nice, but weird.

Thanks for the commentary, I enjoyed it. :)

[rauldc14]

Sc I would like to reserve a film commentary. I can't do one for a bit but I got a good one.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Thank you. Sweet Hans Gruber dreams to you.

Who's that on your new profile pic? He looks like a guy who women would find sexually attractive. Not me, though...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sc I would like to reserve a film commentary. I can't do one for a bit but I got a good one.

What is it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

By the way, I'm not doing one tonight. I just watched The Great Gatsby and I'm about to move on to something else.

[Miss Vicky]

Who's that on your new profile pic? He looks like a guy who women would find sexually attractive. Not me, though...

That would be Tobey Maguire.

And this woman does not find him sexually attractive. At all.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, this woman does.

[Miss Vicky]

Well, this woman does.

So much for you being more into masculine gods. Maguire is way more fem than any guy I'm hot for.

:p

[Mmmm Donuts]

Ah, I see my guess was disturbingly on point.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I resent the whole masculine/feminine, attraction/no attraction criteria. It is much more complex and complicated than that.

[Miss Vicky]

Just teasin', Sexy. Using your own words actually.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tobey Maguire is not more fem than all of the guys you like. He definitely can act fem in things -- The Great Gatsby MAJORLY, but I believe his character, Nick, is gay. That movie is really A BIG gay movie. It's the gayest movie of the year. And I wanna do commentary for it. I just need someone to watch it with. I'm tired of doing commentaries by myself. Daniel M and Weeman are onto something with their partnership commentary thread.

I watched The People vs. Larry Flynt last night for the first time. LOVED that movie. I wanna do a commentary for it, too.

[Miss Vicky]

We'll agree to disagree on Maguire's masculinity. Okay? :)

Anyway, I bought The Great Gatsby as well so if you'd like we can do commentary on it together sometime.

[Miss Vicky]

You haven't added it to your DVD list, yet! *points at you shamefully*

Yeah, I've been too lazy to update it. There are a few I need to add.

[honeykid]

I watched The People vs. Larry Flynt last night for the first time. LOVED that movie. I wanna do a commentary for it, too.
Glad you liked The People VS Larry Flynt. That's a good film. :up:

[Deadite]

I love that movie. Forgot about it, though.

[JayDee]

Not seen People v Larry Flynt in a long time but loved it back then. Need to watch it agains oon

[neone]

is it a horror movies

[mark f]

Whatever you're talking about, yes.

[Miss Vicky]

Okay Sexy. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert is loaded.

[Miss Vicky]

tell me when

[Miss Vicky]

here we go.

[Miss Vicky]

this queen is not hot.

[Miss Vicky]

I've never been to me...

[Miss Vicky]

And if we get database errors, don't stop your movie.

Okay

[Miss Vicky]

That's that guy from The Matrix. Hugo Weaving.

No wonder she's not hot.

[Miss Vicky]

show us your pink bits!

[Miss Vicky]

You know what movie I just watched? Hedwig. AGAIN.

[Miss Vicky]

Trumpet's funeral.

[Miss Vicky]

We'll have to pop your Encino Man cherry together.

[Miss Vicky]

He asphyxiated on peroxide fumes.

[Miss Vicky]

Guy Pearce "F*ck off you silly queer"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hip Hip Hip HIP HOORAY!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Desperately.

[Miss Vicky]

A cock in a frock on a rock.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lot of jewelry on Guy Pearce.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're getting ready to GO WEST!

[Miss Vicky]

Yes, it's not exactly... how I'm used to seeing Guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

All aboard!

[Miss Vicky]

Four fat trannies working on the wall.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And she's off!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wanna try a Mother's Ruin.

[Miss Vicky]

I didn't get the cracking a fat joke

[Miss Vicky]

Is it true that her real name's Ralph?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cracking a fat = erection

[Miss Vicky]

Would you like vegemite or jam with that?

[Miss Vicky]

Billy don't be a hero...

[Sexy Celebrity]

We're pretty on sync here with the movie.

[Miss Vicky]

These are some bitchy queens.

[Miss Vicky]

Not that there's really any other kind.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It only gets bitchier.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Witchity Grub.

[Miss Vicky]

I spy with my little eye something beginning with R.

Rectum?

[Miss Vicky]

Hugo's... married?

[Miss Vicky]

here's to a secret very well kept.

[Miss Vicky]

I'd have bought you a lovely set of "Hers" and "Hers" bathmats.

[Miss Vicky]

a flip flop dress? wtf

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't believe this is all new to you!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mitzi is BEFORE LADY GAGA.

[Miss Vicky]

I've never been much for drag, so never really watched these kinds of films.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tackarama!

[Miss Vicky]

you drink the gin, fill the bottle up with water and put it back in the fridge

[Sexy Celebrity]

Someone NEEDS the wood.

[Miss Vicky]

Chookers.

[Miss Vicky]

Old queen is old.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Also, you have to stay till after the credits with this movie. There's something after the credits.

[Miss Vicky]

Where did you ladies come in from, URANUS?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sheryl.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at those boots on Felicia.

[Miss Vicky]

Sh*t. All I can see is female impersonators

[Sexy Celebrity]

All I can see is female impersonators!

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's RALPH!

[Miss Vicky]

Lots of F bombs.

[Miss Vicky]

Aids f*ckers go home! :(

[Miss Vicky]

Where are you blokes from?

Uranus.

Oh good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Aids f*ckers go home! :(

I almost typed this out in big red letters but refrained.

[Miss Vicky]

We're gonna play a special game, but you can't tell anybody ever.

hmm... Hedwig similarities.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Caught in the drain!

[Miss Vicky]

I thought they were small and wrinkled before they got in the water!

[Miss Vicky]

Broken down in the middle of the desert!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just being on the road out in this desert, with the bus dead... it's a horror movie.

[Miss Vicky]

Let's eat Brekkie.

[Miss Vicky]

We'll toast marshmallows!

I want S'mores now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just take your hormones!

[Miss Vicky]

It's nice... in a hideous sort of way.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The transsexual takes off!

[Miss Vicky]

I Will Survive

[Miss Vicky]

Hugo thinks he's FABULOUS in that frock. On a rock.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Help!! Help!!

[Miss Vicky]

Lovely dead 'roo.

[Miss Vicky]

Locals are perplexed.

[Miss Vicky]

And now Mr. and Mrs. Spencer are gone.

[Miss Vicky]

Green is NOT your color.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Green is NOT your color.

[Miss Vicky]

Guy's coat is fug.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've said it before and I'll say it again -- NO MORE F**KING ABBA!

[Miss Vicky]

No more F***ING ABBA!

[Miss Vicky]

Hanging with some aborigines. Or however you spell it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Bernice, I don't know what could have POSSIBLY possessed you to wear that."

[Miss Vicky]

Holy SH*T Hugo's FRIGHTENING In that getup.

[Miss Vicky]

Crazy ass bell bottoms from hell.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're drag queens. If you're not afraid, you're not alive.

[Miss Vicky]

Why Alan? You want a job?

[Miss Vicky]

i went on a pilgrimage backstage to an ABBA concert...

[Miss Vicky]

This is an ABBA TURD??

[Miss Vicky]

The dog's name is Herpes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Herpes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

If she's good, she'll heel.

[Miss Vicky]

Lemonade here I make!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lemonade! Here I make!

[Miss Vicky]

i want some lemonade.

[Miss Vicky]

Me like to sing too. me like. Me perform for you. Me dance too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*gong*

[Miss Vicky]

We dress up in women's clothes and parade around mouthing the words to other people's songs.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Corrugated Iron.

[Miss Vicky]

She's not allowed in the pub anymore.

[Miss Vicky]

CRAZY woman.

[Miss Vicky]

ping pong balls? WTF?

[Miss Vicky]

GOOD GOD. I thought their previous outfits were terrifying. These are worse.

[Miss Vicky]

Cynthia's gonna show them up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cynthia!

[Miss Vicky]

Oh please tell me she's not...

[Sexy Celebrity]

*unzips*

[Miss Vicky]

She is.

[Miss Vicky]

Guy loves it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pop!

[Miss Vicky]

"You no good man!"

[Miss Vicky]

We may wear the frocks around here, but that doesn't mean that you wear the pants.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's really not great acting. She should swat at those flies at her face. Anybody would.

[Miss Vicky]

Have you been changing the cards around again, Ralph?

[Miss Vicky]

Young Anthony here bats for both teams.

[Miss Vicky]

Ralph is fascinated by the motor.

[Miss Vicky]

I sense a little romance brewing between Ralph and Bob.

[Miss Vicky]

Hugo Weaving is frightening no matter what he wears.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's BERNADETTE and Bob. And yes.

[Miss Vicky]

I think Guy Pearce is having a little too much fun with this role.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's why Cynthia had to get out of the picture.

[Miss Vicky]

It's BERNADETTE and Bob. And yes.

oh yeah. So we've got Old Queen = Bernadette, Scary Queen = Tick and Guy = Felicia. Is that right?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Old Queen = Bernadette (formerly Ralph)
Scary Queen = Mitzi (real name Tick)
Guy Pearce = Felicia (real name Adam)

[Miss Vicky]

Do you have the Texas Chainsaw Mascara?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Texas Chainsaw Mascara.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm new in town.

No kidding.

[Miss Vicky]

We don't usually get women down here.

[Miss Vicky]

Who wants to see my map of Tasmania?

[Miss Vicky]

The whole circus is in town.

[Miss Vicky]

*Fixes her hair*

There. Now you're f*cked.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Those hanging Barbie dolls.

[Miss Vicky]

"Hello"
"Who are you?"
"I your wife!"

[Miss Vicky]

Can't keep a good bitch down.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ohhh, the party's over, everyone. IT TALKS.

[Miss Vicky]

Guess who didn't come home last night!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bernice has left her cake out in the rain!

[Miss Vicky]

havah hangover!

[Sexy Celebrity]

These queens are relentless with each other.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bernadette needs a crap.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Somewhere in this bar, you'll probably see Powderfinger.

[Miss Vicky]

Husband, husband, it's so good to see you!

[Miss Vicky]

Mitzi is a daddy.

[Miss Vicky]

I think you look more like a Disney witch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You look more like a Disney witch!

[Miss Vicky]

Aren't we Fab-U-lous?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Time for more COSTUMES!

[Miss Vicky]

These outfits get more frightening as the movie progresses.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Finally!

[Miss Vicky]

The audience is not impressed.

[Miss Vicky]

Uh oh, Mitzi's boy has seen the truth...

and he likes it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stupid audience.

[Miss Vicky]

I want a daquiri.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I do too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Flowers for the Queen.

[Miss Vicky]

Felicia does not want to be a babysitter.

[Miss Vicky]

Mitzi's wife plays for both teams, too.

[Miss Vicky]

Come on, you butch thing, you.

[Miss Vicky]

You know what I am, don't you?

[Miss Vicky]

Scary Hugo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Odd that you find them so scary. Maybe cause it's your first time watching this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mamma Mia!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sure you'll find that scary (wigless Hugo).

[Sexy Celebrity]

First time I watched this movie, I was... 11 years old? It was on TV. One of those movie channels. My mom saw it and she was like, "Don't grow up and be like those people."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, it's over here. 5

[Sexy Celebrity]

My Blu-ray just restarts all by itself. I'm back at the beginning of the movie as I wait to see if Miss Vicky says anything else.

[Miss Vicky]

Sorry. Got a database error and couldn't get in.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Same.

[Miss Vicky]

It's really mostly just Hugo Weaving that I find scary. He creeps me out. Kind of like Malcolm McDowell.

[Miss Vicky]

Overall, I liked it. It was funny and entertaining, but I felt it lacked the poignancy of Hedwig. Also the dialogue wasn't as witty.

4-

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love this more than Hedwig.

Did you see the blowup doll at the end?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not sure what poignancy you mean.

[LP Quagmire]

Who's up for a bacon milkshake?

[Miss Vicky]

Yeah, I saw the blow-up doll. :)

Hedwig really captured that lost sort of feeling when you're struggling with personal identity and with failure. It just seemed to have more substance to it, whereas this seemed to be more of a buddy road movie. I felt much more connected to Hedwig than to Priscilla, but I did enjoy both and thank you very much for introducing them to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Priscilla is more about dealing with adversity and being strong and tough in the face of everyone and everything that hates you for being different. It's more about that than personal identity. It's why they're always dealing with people and situations that are against them. Even nature itself isn't very friendly to them. But they manage to see things in a light that makes them feel needed and necessary and protected.

[Sexy Celebrity]

To me, that's more important than Hedwig's message. Which, I've found, has been harder to figure out than Priscilla's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Priscilla is what everyone who cries, "BULLIES! BULLIES! BULLIES! I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!" needs. They need to see these people just say, "F**K OFF!" to everyone that wants them dead.

[Miss Vicky]

Yeah, I can see that. Maybe it's just that Hedwig's message speaks to me more than Priscilla's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bitchiness and humor is the key to life in Priscilla.

Hedwig is too much about trying to find the key to life. Priscilla already knows from the get-go.

[Miss Vicky]

Bitchiness and humor is the key to life in Priscilla.

I'd say there were plenty of both in Hedwig.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, no doubt there's bitchiness and humor in Hedwig. But I have to say... when thinking about the messages... I feel more wisdom in Priscilla. Hedwig spends too much time... sulking or something. Hedwig feels so incomplete. He stalks his boyfriend. He cries about finding his other half. He wastes a lot of time wallowing in pain. To me, Priscilla is just more inspirational. Bernadette's lover dies, she takes off and moves on to the next thing. Hedwig would have turned the whole event into a dreary concert or something, I think. It's a problem I do have with Hedwig and have always had with it -- it's a funny movie, but it's taken time for me to see that. But in my opinion, it's not really FUN.

When I first saw Hedwig, I was told it was like Rocky Horror Picture Show, which I think is fun and which I think is like Priscilla. Hedwig seemed NOTHING like Rocky Horror to me, and I left the theater totally disappointed.

I just think there's more being offered by something like Priscilla. These characters are more of a role model to me than Hedwig. Hedwig is more like looking into a mirror and seeing your flaws. Looking at yourself. Priscilla is more about examples and who, I think, you should emulate.

[Miss Vicky]

I think Hedwig is a lot of fun, but I like that itrospection and "wallowing in pain" you talk about. I can relate to it and in that sense it's very much like my own writing. But to each their own and both films have their merits.

As a side note, I hated Rocky Horror.

[Sexy Celebrity]

WOW! 23 Films already.

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard (with Miss Vicky)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (with Miss Vicky)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I feel like Miss Vicky and I have got a Siskel & Ebert thing going on.

[Miss Vicky]

That's 6 commentaries here and 1 in the Daniel M/Weeman thread for me!

You and I still need to do Wong Foo and Encino Man.
And you still must watch Quills. Commentary or no.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We'll see what happens. Pray to the Great Spirit.

[Miss Vicky]

http://hotmonks.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/joaquin-sleeping.jpg

[LP Quagmire]

WOW! 23 Films already.

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard (with Miss Vicky)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (with Miss Vicky)

Did you enjoy CALIGULA?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes, I enjoyed Caligula. Though it's kinda long for what it is.

[honeykid]

Caligula was great, though I was following that one live, along with GS, and we both piped up now and again.

This was a good commentary and I'm glad you liked Priscilla, MV. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lemonade! Here I make!
Lemonade! Here I make!

[Sexy Celebrity]

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[Miss Vicky]

I updated my movie collection, Sexy. It should be complete now.

I also created an Index for the commentaries I've done with you and with Daniel and Weeman. It's in my sig. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miss Vicky, if I make that into an avatar for you, would you use it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I also created an Index for the commentaries I've done with you and with Daniel and Weeman. It's in my sig. :)

Damn! That's awesome. Thank you!

[Miss Vicky]

Miss Vicky, if I make that into an avatar for you, would you use it?

Yeah, I'd use it for a few days or so.
Can't replace Joaquin for too long, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I'd use it for a few days or so.
Can't replace Joaquin for too long, though.

Awesome! Make it weeks!

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Use one of these for a Custom User Title:

Lemonade! Here I make!
Me perform for you! Me sing!
You got little ding-a-ling!
Me perform for you! Me dance too!