Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[LP Quagmire]

And Patrick Swayze made for a more attractive woman than Elvira.

Um, no.

[honeykid]

Honeykid, have you seen Walking and Talking?
No, I haven't.
I don't want this site ruining this movie. Not this one.
Lucky you weren't doing a commentary for the last 4 hours or so. You could've missed all of Once Upon A Time In America with that last database error.
I didn't think it was possible to make a poodle uglier than it naturally is. I was wrong.
They are horrible, aren't they?
Grab a tool and start banging.
This is the only bit of the film I remember. Even when I was in my teens this wasn't a funny or sexy film.
I haven't seen Tootsie. Dustin Hoffman in drag has never appealed to me.
You should give Tootsie a go, MV. It's a decent film. My mum loves it. :D
If I can make it all the way through this, you can finish Quills.
You should do Quills as a commentary with SC. That way he would watch it and complain about it at the same time.

[Miss Vicky]

You should do Quills as a commentary with SC. That way he would watch it and complain about it at the same time.

That's probably the only way I could get him to finish it, but I don't know if I can handle reading him bitching about it the whole time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You should do Quills as a commentary with SC. That way he would watch it and complain about it at the same time.

It really would be better for me as a commentary.

And yes, she should watch Tootsie.

And Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is a great, funny film.

[Miss Vicky]

It really would be better for me as a commentary.

If that's what it takes to get you to finish it, then I'll do it. Just say when.

[The Gunslinger45]

Tootsie was a pretty funny movie, but Nathan Lane in drag in The Birdcage was better IMO

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't really wanna watch Quills right this minute. I'll let you know when I feel it.

The Birdcage is overrated, I think. But I'd like to watch it again.

[Miss Vicky]

Oh I didn't mean right this minute. Not that I'd mind watching some more yummy Joaquin right now. I really need to watch some of the upcoming movies from my top 100 list so I get a better idea of what to say about them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, but Quills is one of those.

[Miss Vicky]

I don't need to watch it to know what to say about it.

Didn't need to watch Gladiator to know what to say either. I chose it because a) it's awesome and b) Raul and I both have it in our collections.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm glad Raul got to do a commentary today.

[Miss Vicky]

Are you jealous?

[Sexy Celebrity]

No. You two can do as many commentaries as you want.

[Miss Vicky]

One of the movies I need to write about is Milk. I might watch it later.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've been wanting to watch that one with you. I need to check out my Blu-ray of it. Could it wait till around the same time as yesterday?

[Miss Vicky]

Yeah, that'd be fine.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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With Miss Vicky!

In just a few minutes.

[Miss Vicky]

tell me when

[Sexy Celebrity]

Press Play, Miss Vicky, and get your BLACK BELT IN BAR STOOLS!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hope this is your first time seeing this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Superbad!

[Sexy Celebrity]

HEY - HEY - HEY - Foxy! (Hey, Foxy!) Ohhhhh, Miss Foxy.

You're cute and sweet... but you don't play around!

Got a winner smile that drives men wild.

[Miss Vicky]

Netflix is being a bitch right now. It just loaded.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'll pause for a second.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It paused right on Pam Grier's jiggling breasts.

[Miss Vicky]

and yeah, I've never seen this before. Blaxploitation is not exactly a genre I typically watch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You experiencing the credits?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, welcome to Blaxploitation.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Once you go black, you never go back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Credits just ended here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This dude right here - I believe he's Foxy Brown's brother.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miss Vicky, is your Netflix blacking you up?

[Miss Vicky]

hang on a sec. I've got it paused right after the opening credits. my netbook froze and is rebooting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miss Vicky Brown!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Paused.

[Miss Vicky]

Okay, now a night scene with a car is playing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay. I'll wait till he's inside the hot dog place with cops.

[Miss Vicky]

Some dude in really hideous pants and top.

[Sexy Celebrity]

With sexy cops.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's Foxy Brown's brother.

[Miss Vicky]

outside the hotdog place, cops pulled up

[Miss Vicky]

I had a hot dog for dinner, it was yummy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm playing it now. Brother just ordered a taco.

[Miss Vicky]

Foxy's brother is in big trouble. two big mother****ers are looking to beat the **** out of him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Foxy Brown's in bed.

[Miss Vicky]

foxy's got some big boobs.

[Miss Vicky]

Foxy's brother has never tasted better coffee.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wonderful coffee! Best go**amned coffee I ever tasted.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is from 1974.

[Miss Vicky]

Say, you know where I can find an all night men's room?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I was just wondering -- why does he want to find an all night men's room?

[Miss Vicky]

Foxy can't see where she's going. She's gonna get the son of a bitch off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Foxy pulls up in a red car.

"I'll get the son of a bitch off!"

[Miss Vicky]

Jesus, you saved my beautiful black ass. You really did.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Link got his BEAUTIFUL, BLACK ASS saved.

[Miss Vicky]

Link's ass is not beautiful. Neither is his face. Or his clothes. He's pretty fug actually.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Foxy sure is dressed up. Look at those overalls and that shirt.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I agree. Link is ugly. No beautiful black ass there. Unless I just don't see it.

[Miss Vicky]

Foxy's boyfriend is a big shot informer.

[Miss Vicky]

Overalls. lol

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hmm. He might have a beautiful black ass.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm too ugly to be elected Mayor.

Yeah, you're too ugly for a lot of stuff, Link.

[Miss Vicky]

He got all dis ambition.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And that afro!

[Miss Vicky]

It was pretty dark, but I tell you it looked like a broad to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And here's my favorite movie villainess ever -- Miss Katharine Wall.

[Miss Vicky]

This white chick is ugly.

[Miss Vicky]

Maybe it's just the clothes and the hair, but she's turning me off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Poor lady. She died young. Not long after this. Diabetes or something.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Foxy arrives at the hospital with flowers. Going to see her bandaged boyfriend.

[Miss Vicky]

Foxy's man is all wrapped up like a mummy

[Miss Vicky]

A little taste of honey ain't enough for me. I need the whole beehive.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's what I was thinking -- she's blowing a mummy.

"Just wait till you get the wraps off that Christmas package."

[Miss Vicky]

the part that counts is still the same.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's closing the curtains.

"I don't think we're supposed to do this!"

[Miss Vicky]

Nurse walks in

[Miss Vicky]

You know perfectly well that's a no no!

Time for his bath.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Big, black nurse comes in to give him a sponge bath.

"You know that's a NO NO!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

She SLAPS his erection.

[Miss Vicky]

His own mother wouldn't recognize him. Foxy likes it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's some good plastic surgery -- if it actually really was real plastic surgery.

[Miss Vicky]

Foxy's man gets his new identity.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That is a good looking black man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wish he'd stand up and show his beautiful black ass.

[Miss Vicky]

He's now Michael Anderson.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Oscar?! What are you doing?!"

[Miss Vicky]

Eh, he's okay but doesn't do much for me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Big afro lady pushing a baby carriage.

[Miss Vicky]

some chick's being attacked. her baby carriage got pushed in the street. big brawl going on now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A fight on the streets.

I'm not really sure why.

Foxy kicks over a can of trash.

[Miss Vicky]

cheesy ass 70s music going on.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think the '70s music keeps you in a good mood. It does for me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"That wasn't exactly smooth, but he had no business picking on a cripple."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oscar's with the neighborhood coMMITTee.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dynamite!

[Miss Vicky]

A fight on the streets.

I'm not really sure why.

Foxy kicks over a can of trash.
I didn't get the reason for it either.

This dialogue is ridiculous, ya dig?

[Miss Vicky]

vigilante justice is as american as apple pie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Vigilante justice is as American as apple pie!

[Miss Vicky]

foxy's brother needs to raise twenty grand

[Sexy Celebrity]

The brother thinks Mike looks familiar.

[Miss Vicky]

He always has his feelers out like a cockroach.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sex Scene.

[Miss Vicky]

now they're having sex but mike's got his hands on her boobs. no actual nudity.

[Miss Vicky]

Come here, I'll give you a check up

[Sexy Celebrity]

That was a pretty weak sex scene.

[Miss Vicky]

Mike's got a nice ass.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't really notice his ass, actually.

[Miss Vicky]

Foxy's brother knows some people who want Mike. he's worth at least twenty grand to him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Such colorful, loud clothes on Foxy.

[Miss Vicky]

Link's drawing on Dalton/Mike's picture. He knows.

[Miss Vicky]

wow that guy with the glasses is really ugly. So this other dude.

[Miss Vicky]

Serious lack of sex appeal in this movie so far.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the turtle statue on that wall.

[Miss Vicky]

that's one huge necklace

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love Miss Katharine's necklace.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think it's an owl.

[Miss Vicky]

It's an owl. WTF

[Sexy Celebrity]

She wants that man DEAD.

[Miss Vicky]

he wants that god damn ****** cop fink burned.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*makes owl noises*

[Miss Vicky]

she's found dalton's picture

[Miss Vicky]

Mike's been shot.

Link's back in the saddle again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dalton/Mike is dead.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love her outfit here.

[Miss Vicky]

She's shooting at her brother now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That thing over her hair.

[Miss Vicky]

shot in the ear. She only got so much control.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I want the name, Link! The name!"

[Miss Vicky]

You're movin' out brother. Out of town!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's making her brother move out of town!

[Miss Vicky]

they got a stick of dynamite up your ass and the fuse is lit.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want you out! O-U-T!

[Miss Vicky]

good god that couch is ugly

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I can't stand all this green! There's too much GREEN in everything!"

[Miss Vicky]

what the hell is her necklace now?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Another big necklace on Miss Katharine. Another wacky outfit. A colorful vest.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't even tell what this necklace is supposed to be.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like her big, brown chair, though.

[Miss Vicky]

You tell me what you want done and I'll do the hell out of it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"If you do well, you can go a long way. But if you fail or try to quit, you can go a long way, too -- IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION."

[Miss Vicky]

I like that red outfit.

[Miss Vicky]

I want that fat toad drooling in his pants.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"The important thing is it should seem you go home with him because you find him IRRESISTABLY ATTRACTIVE!"

"Whenever he looks at you, THINK SEX."

[Miss Vicky]

three days to lose five pounds? That's crazy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"And you - JEN-NI-FER! You look like you just woke up FROM A THREE DAY DRUNK!"

[Miss Vicky]

I don't like that blue dress she has on now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Katharine's sparkly black dress.

[Miss Vicky]

it's better than the green dress the other chick's wearing though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miss Katharine's got a weak spot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

All I can see is her nipples through that green dress.

[Miss Vicky]

there's a house in haiti and men go there for what they can't get anywhere else.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jason! Jason!

[Miss Vicky]

All I can see is her nipples through that green dress.

her boobs look all saggy in it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Willard!

[Miss Vicky]

dude's getting his ass beat and the wife just looks on. nice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So much violence.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She can't get in trouble or hurt herself. She's a working sex kitten.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're on their way to a sex party.

[Miss Vicky]

I see your honor likes the dark meat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice hang."

[Miss Vicky]

huge boobs on that other chick.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"That's a lot of chocolate for ya!"

[Miss Vicky]

you're the kind of counselor I like in my courtroom.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Nuh-uh, honey. I WANT THE TOP MAN."

[Miss Vicky]

He wasn't molesting that nine year old girl. She loved every minute of it. Those ropes don't mean a thing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Like that time he was with the 9 year old in the alley. He wasn't molesting her. SHE WAS LOVING EVERY MINUTE. The ropes meant nothing."

[Miss Vicky]

boxers with hearts on them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The judge in his heart printed boxers.

[Miss Vicky]

I've heard of a meat shortage, but that's ridiculous.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're making fun of his small penis.

[Miss Vicky]

the charge your honor is assault with a very undeadly weapon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"The charge, your honor, IS ASSAULT WITH A VERY UNDEADLY WEAPON."

[Miss Vicky]

take your little wet noodle out of here, honky judge. Foxy needs a man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"IF YOU SEE A MAN ANYWHERE, send him in, BECAUSE I DO NEED A MAN!"

[Miss Vicky]

Judge is being beaten by a woman in an ugly dress with an umbrella

[Sexy Celebrity]

Woman hitting the judge with an umbrella.

"LECHER! LECHER! LECHER!"

[Miss Vicky]

green dress woman is freaking out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Foxy's friend realizes the reality of what she's done.

[Miss Vicky]

foxy's got everything all worked out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miss Katharine finds out what's going on. She's shocked.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Oh My God! WHY?!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Another necklace.

[Miss Vicky]

chick likes huge necklaces.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They sure did have a huge budget on clothes for this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Claudia's in THE LESBIAN BAR!

[Miss Vicky]

that pink outfit is seriously ugly. enough with the nipples already too. it's not a good look.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lesbian doesn't need to work in a factory. She's a go**amned lady!

[Miss Vicky]

Keep her here, any way you have to.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"You see that little black chick down at the end?"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Claudia's getting felt up by a 1970's Ellen DeGeneres.

[Miss Vicky]

wait a minute, bitch. Why don't you go find one of your own? I got a black belt in karate.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I got a black belt in karate!"

*Foxy hits her with a bar stool*

"AND I GOT MY BLACK BELT IN BAR STOOLS!"

[Miss Vicky]

I got my black belt in bar stools.

Maybe you'd like a little taste of what she just got.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lesbian Scuffle!

[Miss Vicky]

Foxy beat some lesbian ass.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lesbian got electrocuted in the record player, or whatever that was.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, those poor drinks.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now they're being chased behind the lesbian bar.

[Miss Vicky]

Come down baby, this ain't gonna hurt.

[Miss Vicky]

miss katherine wants her clean.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miss Katherine's enjoying Foxy getting tortured.

[Miss Vicky]

ease off. have a little finesse. save some for later.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love this Miss Katharine. She is so... odd.

[Miss Vicky]

Link doesn't believe in family loyalty.

The game ain't over yet, bitch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"The game ain't over yet, BITCH!"

[Miss Vicky]

Give her a shot of heroin and send her out to the ranch.

Do you know what the boys at the ranch will do to her?

She'll probably love it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miss Katharine's gonna give her a shot of HEROIN and send her out to the ranch!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's at the ranch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hillbilly music playing somewhere.

[Miss Vicky]

whip to the neck. ouch

[Sexy Celebrity]

Grabbed by a WHIP.

[Miss Vicky]

they got plenty of dope. ain't ever have to worry about feeling down with them.

[Miss Vicky]

tied up.

[Miss Vicky]

did your black mammy teach you to talk like that?

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Did your old black mammy teach you to talk like that?"

[Miss Vicky]

about to get raped by some ugly hillbilly

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's getting that old feeling again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I see how while flat on her back, her breasts actually look flat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's tonguing a razor.

[Miss Vicky]

picking up a razor blade with her tongue.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now she's free from her binds.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And she's about to KICK ASS!

[Miss Vicky]

Making a weapon out of wire clothes hangers.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's got the coat hangers.

[Miss Vicky]

gouged in the face with hangers. ouch

[Miss Vicky]

gasoline. You know it mother****er.

Light those ****ers on fire!

[Miss Vicky]

miss katherine's wearing an ugly hat

[Sexy Celebrity]

Fire!

[Miss Vicky]

it's that woman. she did it. We got to find her, steve and kill her

[Sexy Celebrity]

"It's that woman -- SHE DID IT."

Yeah, this is her worst outfit, yet.

But yet perfect for her.

[Miss Vicky]

he's gonna kill himself a couple of ******* with a sawed off shotgun

[Sexy Celebrity]

Very colorful outfit. Very purple.

They're gonna kill a couple of N words.

[Miss Vicky]

ew. sex scene with link. Nobody needs to see that.

[Miss Vicky]

Look at those sheets! So very 70s

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks like we almost got the chance to see his beautiful black ass.

[Miss Vicky]

Man I'm ballin' my old lady. Can't you come back later?

[Miss Vicky]

Link's been shot again.

[Miss Vicky]

Link and his woman are dead now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now I think she's with the Black Panthers or something like that.

[Miss Vicky]

Look at all those headbands. lol

[Miss Vicky]

Foxy wants justice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or maybe that's just the neighborhood committee.

The group Oscar was involved with. That explains why there was that random fight in the street scene.

[Miss Vicky]

She wants justice for a good man. A man who had love in his heart.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"You just take care of the justice - AND I'LL HANDLE THE REVENGE MYSELF."

[Miss Vicky]

Not liking that yellow and brown outfit.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The pilot is this guy:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11434&stc=1&d=1380954785

Sid Haig.

[Miss Vicky]

that bearded guy is so not handsome.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Get this DUSKY young lady whatever she needs."

[Miss Vicky]

damn it. ****ing clowns.

[Miss Vicky]

I am the best damn airplane driver there is in these parts.