Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She poses, but the men color in the stories. They write her in their mind as a bitch goddess dominatrix.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And those who find it disgusting and sick write the story in their head that it's all sick and perverted and twisted.

[honeykid]

She's ruining his dominatrix fantasies of her.
I know. He's gutted she didn't say yes.

Marvin thinks it's disgusting

[honeykid]

Bettie's back at the beach

[honeykid]

Marvin's gone. There's a new man in town.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's so powerful. She's so attractive and powerful. Every man wants her.

[honeykid]

Bettie with leopards.

New pics going to Playboy

[Sexy Celebrity]

A sexy person is like these tigers here. Both draw your eye to them, both attract your attention, both are perfect.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, they're leopards. Excuse me.

[honeykid]

Bettie's 32, but no magazine wants a model over 25.

That's a famous shoot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's 32. Older than me.

[honeykid]

David Strathairn.

[honeykid]

I think Gretchen was a couple of years older than that at the time.

[honeykid]

Hypocrites!

[honeykid]

Irvin's getting a complex

[honeykid]

You could light a stadium with those lights

[Sexy Celebrity]

What makes these men so prudish? You see all these men who are disgusted with pornography, but they're MEN. They shouldn't be.

[honeykid]

They just want to look at the pics. Dirty pervs. :D

[honeykid]

What makes these men so prudish? You see all these men who are disgusted with pornography, but they're MEN. They shouldn't be.
You have to remember the 50's was a long time ago. Of course, the mentality is still around and, for some, always will be.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's their wives who are the problem. It is those prissy 1950's wives. Gotta stay married, gotta stay monogamous, gotta go to church.

That's why men -- men who dare -- like this S&M stuff. They like seeing women tied up and gagged and controlled.

[honeykid]

Auto-erotica?

[honeykid]

He came across a copy? :D

[honeykid]

He's never come across anything like that before.

[honeykid]

Active in the Boy Scouts? Now it all makes sense.

[honeykid]

He's bound and determined? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's all about controlling women. That's why we saw Bettie get raped earlier. The men who raped her were fantasizing about controlling her. It's like taking the pornography too far.

That's why the porn can be healthy, 'cause if the men just had S&M porn to jerk off to, they wouldn't need to actually go out and rape. It would satisfy that repressed itch, ya know?

[honeykid]

That's a great shot. Her walking down the stairs.

[honeykid]

All sex is about power and control to some extent. To quote Wilde. Everything is about sex. Except sex, which is about power.

[honeykid]

Back with Marvin. Everything's starting to get out of control

[honeykid]

Back at the beach. I didn't notice that the last scene was a flashback. Maybe I missed something or does she now have two lives?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, you look at animals, like lions and tigers and things, and you see that the male animal has GROUPS of females with him. He'll have dozens of sex partners who he takes care of.

Meanwhile, the male human is expected to only have one......

So, of course, there's probably that drive for men to control and to have many female lovers.

[honeykid]

She's found her way back to church.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not sure. I was writing and not paying too much attention.

[honeykid]

That cross looks like it's sticking out of his head.

[honeykid]

Same preacher as before. Now in colour! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Church is a form of domination and power play.

[honeykid]

This is all so innuendotastic. :D

[honeykid]

And Bettie goes back to being "a good girl".

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bettie's whole life has been very S&M. She's been dominated by religion, by boyfriends, by her family, by everything.

[honeykid]

She's preaching in the park... In colour!

[honeykid]

Bettie's whole life has been very S&M. She's been dominated by religion, by boyfriends, by her family, by everything.
A woman's life in the 50's. For many, it still is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Even now God is controlling Bettie and keeping her from posing ....

[honeykid]

Burning pictures

[honeykid]

This is one of the 8mm if I remember correctly

[Sexy Celebrity]

Paula Shaw kept some of the pictures. For preservation. 'Cause it was good stuff.

I like these end credits.

[honeykid]

Yup, here we go.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Good music.

[honeykid]

Well, that wasn't too bad a commentary. I hope it worked better than I thought it would.

I'll go with 2.5

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm gonna give that movie a 5 out of 10.

It was good, but it could have been a lot better. I remember I really liked it a lot in the past.

[honeykid]

Wanna do another?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sure.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And now it's time for.........

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=13300&stc=1&d=1394857011

With

Honeykid!

[honeykid]

OK, I'm ready. It's been so long since I've seen this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pressing play.

[Sexy Celebrity]

When do you think you last saw this?

[honeykid]

New Line Cinema.

[honeykid]

Sleep.
Those little slices of death.
How I loathe them

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Sleep. Those little slices of death. How I loathe them."

Edgar Allen Poe

[honeykid]

When do you think you last saw this?
Around 2000 maybe?

[honeykid]

Making the house

[honeykid]

Patricia Arquette's first film role

[Sexy Celebrity]

This was my childhood. When I was a little kid, after seeing this movie, I made several Freddy Krueger houses using cardboard boxes, paste, glue, and those damn popsicle sticks. Used to buy boxes of fresh popsicle sticks from art stores for my houses. I'd have gigantic boxes of them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And the permanent marker all over the popsicle sticks.

[honeykid]

ROCK!

[honeykid]

Instant coffee and coke

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't like this song playing, really -- well, I do now, but I grew up with there being a different song on the VHS version.

[honeykid]

Mum's brought a man home

[Sexy Celebrity]

On my copy -- I don't know about your's -- it's a Dokken song. "Into the Fire."

On the VHS tape, it was some instrumental rock song.

[honeykid]

Elaine! Where do you keep the bourbon?

We all know what's coming up

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her bed looks comfortable.

Of course, I don't wanna actually be in the bed with her.

[honeykid]

On my copy -- I don't know about your's -- it's a Dokken song. "Into the Fire."

On the VHS tape, it was some instrumental rock song.
It was on my copy, too.

I think I still have my old VHS copy. I'll have to watch it and find out.

1, 2 Freddy's coming for you!

[Sexy Celebrity]

When I was a kid, I had the Dokken cassette tape that featured the "Dream Warriors" song.

[honeykid]

Oh, man. I'd forgotten this kid. I've already got the last line in my head.

Put me down, you're hurting me

[honeykid]

This is where he takes us

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think this was probably the first Freddy film I actually saw. I watched this one to death.

[honeykid]

Freddy's home

[Sexy Celebrity]

See, that's like that nightmare I was telling you about the other day -- you need to run, but you can't.

[honeykid]

I think this was probably the first Freddy film I actually saw. I watched this one to death.

I did too. I saw them all in order, though. First time I saw this film was on video. I had the family cat on my lap and, at one point, something happened onscreen and she sank her claws in. :eek: Certainly made me jump, I can tell you. :D

[honeykid]

Freddy taps

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is actually a pretty intense horror film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They don't make horror movies like this now. Not at all.

[honeykid]

It's a great film. It's all flooding back.

Laurence Fishburne!

[honeykid]

Ah, I'm already picturing their deaths. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder why Laurence Fishburne's character basically does nothing and survives.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That would be me. I'd be in the quiet room.

[honeykid]

Now that girl can scream

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, she really can!

[honeykid]

Enter Nancy

[honeykid]

Where did you learn that rhyme?

[Sexy Celebrity]

She probably taught me how to scream. She really knows how to overreact.

[honeykid]

Nancy still has her shock of white hair

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't think it's right that Nancy is a doctor, though. It's only been six years since the first movie and she's so composed.

In Wes Craven's original script to this, she wasn't a doctor at all. She had nothing to do with the profession. She just ended up meeting Neil, who was a doctor.

[honeykid]

She's a grad student, isn't she?

[honeykid]

Meet the group

[honeykid]

Always reminded me of Cory Feldman

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, yeah, but still. I still just don't think it's very convincing that she'd be involved in the profession.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Always reminded me of Cory Feldman

I can see that.

[honeykid]

Hot nurse

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're about 30 seconds ahead of me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Joey has a tear under his eye. A drawing of one.

[honeykid]

Did she always have nightmares?

No, they got a lot worse after I took away her credit cards.

[honeykid]

Nancy's about to see her house.

[honeykid]

80's computer.

[honeykid]

Neil finds out what Hypocil is.

[honeykid]

Tricycle with blood trail melts

[honeykid]

And she's back in the house

[honeykid]

Rotten zombie pig

[honeykid]

This was the first clip of the film I ever saw.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie's so dark.

[honeykid]

Freddy snake

[Sexy Celebrity]

You can find footage of them filming this scene on Youtube.

[honeykid]

And Kristen discovers her power. I love the chair effect

[honeykid]

YOU!

[honeykid]

You can find footage of them filming this scene on Youtube.
I've seen it before. I can remember them showing it on the movie channels between films.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And Kristen discovers her power. I love the chair effect

Yeah the chair effect is cool.

[honeykid]

The man of my dreams, he's real isn't he?

He's real.

[honeykid]

Straight talk only in this room

[Sexy Celebrity]

They wear strange clothes.

[honeykid]

Will looks a lot like a friend I had in the early 90's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Will was in the Elvira movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The girl who plays Jennifer was on an episode of Mama's Family. She played a geek girl who Bubba took to the prom.

[honeykid]

Oh, great. Now it's my dick that's killing me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Phillip looks like he belongs in the '90s grunge era or something.

[honeykid]

The girl who plays Jennifer was on an episode of Mama's Family. She played a geek girl who Bubba took to the prom.
I've no idea what Mama's Family is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The girl who plays Taryn was the star of another '80s horror movie that I used to have on VHS called Bad Dreams.

[honeykid]

Phillip looks like he belongs in the '90s grunge era or something.
I can see that. If Hollywood dressed grunge.

Her mother died in her sleep

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mama's Family is the name of a popular American '80s sitcom starring Vicki Lawrence as a mean grandma character who lived with her adult son and his slutty wife and her juvenile delinquent grandson. Betty White was on it for awhile.

[honeykid]

Death one. Bye, Phillip. Freddy's up

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Ykpr15iok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfZRmLGfQf0

[honeykid]

The deaths are great in this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Freddy still isn't up here. Getting there. Just a second.

[honeykid]

Have a nice stroll, *******

[honeykid]

I'll pause for 20 seconds.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, he just walked out of his room.

[honeykid]

Miss Vicky would love that bit

[honeykid]

JOey sees Phillip on the roof

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, too bad we didn't get Miss Vicky for this.

[honeykid]

Freddy's about the cut the strings. Patricia gets to exercise her screaming again.

[honeykid]

Dr. Neil wants to talk about it.

[honeykid]

He was wide awake, all the way down

[honeykid]

Kincaid's on his way to the quiet room

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not sure if they say this, but I think the Will character is in a wheelchair because of a failed suicide attempt. He tried to kill himself to get away from Freddy. This was mentioned, I think, in an earlier draft of the script.

[honeykid]

They allude to it in the group scene when they're introducing the rest of the group.

Ain't gonna dream no more

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess Kincaid is trying to stay awake.

[honeykid]

I guess Kincaid is trying to stay awake.
I think the song makes that clear. :D

Jen's death is coming up, isn't it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Originally, Taryn was a black girl. And she got killed by her "grandmother" -- who was really Freddy.

[honeykid]

What are those? Beauty marks?

Those are ancient history.

Yeah, well if you're ever in the mood for a history lesson.

[honeykid]

Here we go! Zsa Zsa

[honeykid]

Who gives a **** what you think!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Have you seen Zsa Zsa Gabor these days? Scarier than anything in this movie.

[honeykid]

This is it Jennifer. You're big break on TV! **** THE PRIME TIME, BITCH!

[Sexy Celebrity]

And it's sad, really. I'm not trying to make fun of her.

[honeykid]

Have you seen Zsa Zsa Gabor these days? Scarier than anything in this movie.
I've not, but I can imagine. :eek:

[honeykid]

Freddy's mum.

[honeykid]

I had such a crush on Heather Langenkamp back then

[honeykid]

BRB

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've not, but I can imagine. :eek:

Well, it's not like crazy plastic surgery or anything. She's like... missing a leg. Maybe both of them. And she just looks like a reanimated corpse or something. It's really bad. I think her crazy husband keeps her alive when she shouldn't be.

[honeykid]

Well, it's not like crazy plastic surgery or anything. She's like... missing a leg. Maybe both of them. And she just looks like a reanimated corpse or something. It's really bad. I think her crazy husband keeps her alive when she shouldn't be.
Oh, really? That sounds horrible.

You are the last of the Elm Street children.

[honeykid]

Yeah, Neil, you grinning ninny. Keep an open mind. :D

[honeykid]

About to discover their powers.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate hypnosis. I can't stand the feeling of trying to relax my body like that.

[honeykid]

Joey's getting lead around by his... Um... Hormones.

[honeykid]

And we're in dreamland.

[Sexy Celebrity]

People in Nightmare on Elm Street movies somehow are able to fall asleep REAL EASILY. Have you noticed that? They could be walking around somewhere and suddenly -- BAM -- they're asleep.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I read this nurse was actually a really awful actress. She was supposed to actually transform into Freddy in front of our eyes, but she couldn't film it right because she was terrible.

[honeykid]

That's because they're so tired. Well, that and it's a film and 20 minutes of them trying to fall asleep would be dull

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's because they're so tired. Well, that and it's a film and 20 minutes of them trying to fall asleep would be dull

Certain people on this message board would probably like that. It would make it more realistic for them.

[honeykid]

I read this nurse was actually a really awful actress. She was supposed to actually transform into Freddy in front of our eyes, but she couldn't film it right because she was terrible.
Most of the males, and some of the females watching don't care about that. ;)

[honeykid]

What's wrong Joey? Feeling tongue tied?

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's not a bad looking naked lady.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How awful, though, to think you have that hot nurse, but you really have Freddy.

[honeykid]

Yeah, it'd be tricky to keep it up after that. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't like Freddy's mother, though. The nun. I hate the scenes with her.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've always found her boring.

She's only kinda interesting because she once appeared on The Golden Girls.

[honeykid]

I'm ok with them.

Dr. Neil discovers the truth from Mother Krueger

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know if you can still find it anywhere -- I'm sure you could -- but there's an old PC game based off this movie. In the '90s, I used to have it. Got it off the internet somewhere.

[honeykid]

The bastard son of 100 maniacs

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ah, here it is:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/freddy-pcgame/

You can download it and there's a full article about it.

[honeykid]

I don't know if you can still find it anywhere -- I'm sure you could -- but there's an old PC game based off this movie. In the '90s, I used to have it. Got it off the internet somewhere.
I don't think I've seen that. I have a Nightmare on Elm Street boardgame, though.

If your only faith is science, doctor, it may be you who is laid to rest.

[honeykid]

Come and get him bitch

[honeykid]

Here comes John Saxon!

[honeykid]

Kristen's off to the quiet room.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had a Nightmare on Elm Street boardgame as a kid. It was designed to look like his house, I think. And there were cardboard people you walked around. I think one of them was Freddy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at Nancy in the car with Neil now.

[honeykid]

I need to pause again. I'm at the bar with Nancy, her dad and Neil

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah John Saxon just appeared.

[honeykid]

You know what he did. He's doing it again.

[honeykid]

Nancy thinks they can stop him for good this time. Little did she know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

In the original script by Wes Craven, the dad wasn't so in denial. In fact, Nancy was trying to find him because he was out looking for Freddy's house, which he knew was the way to kill Freddy.

[honeykid]

Has Neil's beeper gone off yet? Tell me when it does.

[Sexy Celebrity]

His birth house, where Freddy was born, which was supposed to be a totally different place. Not the house they lived in.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, they're on the phone.

[honeykid]

Kristen had a total **** attack. :D Love that line

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now the men are fighting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wish Neil was played by a different actor, though. So not hot.

[honeykid]

Dr Neil mans up

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, God, I am tired. No more commentaries after this one.

[honeykid]

Off for Holy water

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe it's just Neil's hair.

[honeykid]

Oh, God, I am tired. No more commentaries after this one.
That's cool. There's about 30 minutes left. Probably 25 if you take off the credits.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can make it.

[honeykid]

lol... They're in the TV room. Looking at the scorch marks where they're friend was killed. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

lol... They're in the TV room. Looking at the scorch marks where they're friend was killed. :D

I've always wondered why that wasn't cleaned up more.

Or why they just don't keep them out of there for awhile....

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess it makes things look more threatening to us by showing that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're all gonna die except Kincaid and then he's gonna wake up in a room full of dead people.....

[honeykid]

It's a shame they didn't call the auto salvage place Tex's. Then he could've said it's "deep in the heart of Tex's" :D

[honeykid]

Let's go kick the mother****er's ass all over dreamland.

[honeykid]

They're all gonna die except Kincaid and then he's gonna wake up in a room full of dead people.....
That's a good point. I'd never thought of that before.

[honeykid]

If Kristen screamed as much as the woman in TCM, I think it's possible I'd hate this almost as much as I do that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, 'cause Kristen's in the quiet room, Joey's at the hospital and Neil's at the junk yard. Everyone else we see dies.

[honeykid]

And it's all a dream... Or is it?

I said where's the ****ing bourbon bitch

[Sexy Celebrity]

Except for Kincaid, so he wakes up in the quiet room surrounded by dead people.

[honeykid]

You should listen to your mother.

Love this bit.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Taryn's one of those kinds of people who would dress up in costumes for certain events and pretend to be someone else. In her dreams, she changes her character. Here she is already changed.

[honeykid]

Ah, I'd forgotten just how much I love this film. It nearly made my 100.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jake's Bar. That makes me think of Jake Gyllenhaal. I wanna go to that bar.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is supposed to be where Taryn used to do drugs.

[honeykid]

Let's get high!

[Sexy Celebrity]

What. A. Rush.

[honeykid]

Ooooh, what a rush.

Love the effect for her track marks.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now it's time for Harry Potter's death.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is Freddy trying to kill him by running him over with this spiked wheelchair?

[honeykid]

This always reminded me of the cover of The Changleing.

[honeykid]

It's the chair for you, kid!

[Sexy Celebrity]

'Cause I'm trying to figure out what Freddy's intended death for Will actually was. Was he hoping to get Will to sit in that thing?

[honeykid]

Sorry kid, I don't believe in fair tales.

Never cared for that line.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why is there a nursery?

[honeykid]

'Cause I'm trying to figure out what Freddy's intended death for Will actually was. Was he hoping to get Will to sit in that thing?
He was going to run him over in it.

[honeykid]

Kincaid looks like Mr. T's mini-me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He was going to run him over in it.

That's an odd method of murder for Freddy. Running someone over with a spiked wheelchair.

[honeykid]

And we're off to the boiler room.

[honeykid]

Dante's descent into hell

[Sexy Celebrity]

I could see him getting Will to sit down in the chair and suddenly the chair gets all spiky and kills him with the spikes, but running him over with the chair? Odd.

[honeykid]

Well, it had blades and spikes and thing. It'd run past or into him and cut him up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess that makes things more "nightmarish" though.

[honeykid]

You're about to attend a funeral. One that's long overdue.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, it had blades and spikes and thing. It'd run past or into him and cut him up.

It's too bad it didn't do that. It would have been a lot funnier seeing him get killed by a spiky wheelchair than just Freddy's glove.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Especially if the wheelchair kept running over and over him.

[honeykid]

Joey. Look. All the little piggies come home.

Let him go, Krueger!

Your wish, is my command.

[honeykid]

That pipe looks really flimsy.

[honeykid]

He's strong. He's never been this strong.

Love this effect, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think it looks kinda dirty seeing Freddy lick that pipe.

[honeykid]

Freddy's off to fight for and as his bones. :D

[honeykid]

Bury the ****ing thing!

[honeykid]

Picks him up by the balls. OUCH!

[honeykid]

lol@ Freddy's victory cheer

[honeykid]

Joey's about to find his power in the hall of mirrors

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Freddy Mirrors scene is really creepy. Especially since he almost wins.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Originally, this scene was supposed to be one mirror in a room full of mannequins and all these mannequins came out of it and started attacking them.

[honeykid]

Really? I do like how they kind of puke them out.