Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

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[Cobpyth]

Don't forget your subtitles!!!

[JayDee]

Ok this should be....an experience I guess. :D

[honeykid]

I think Tongo did this a few times or something like it. I've thought about it a few times, too. I hope I can stick around until the end. :D

[Cobpyth]

Steak and eggs! Sounds like a delicious film.

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[honeykid]

lol... I haven't seen it, but I don't think that spoilers will be necessary.

[honeykid]

Hey, if you don't want me to, just ask. :p

[Cobpyth]

This would actually be funnier if it was spoiler free.

[Cobpyth]

I'm not here to be funny. I'm here to commentate.

I thought this was a FUNNY game?

[Cobpyth]

Nvm, that's the title of the movie.

:facepalm:

[honeykid]

:rotfl:

[Cobpyth]

This is why this movie is so clever? Just because he winked at the camera?

You can just admit that you liked it. ;)

[Cobpyth]

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[Cobpyth]

SPOILERS!!!

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[Cobpyth]

These guys are not scary at all. They seem like ********, but they don't seem scary.

We know you're not scared of ********.


I'm going to watch my own film now. Enjoy!

[donniedarko]

Don't they have police?

The phone fell Into the Sink, remember?

[donniedarko]

Sexy, you know the violence in this movie is Haneke making a statement about how he doesn't think violence in movies is funny, right?

[honeykid]

I don't think telling SC what the director intended is any good for his experience or ours. :D

[honeykid]

Saved by the bell.

[honeykid]

Ghostbusters!

[honeykid]

Nope, I'm watching Ray Donovan. :D

[wintertriangles]

You'll find more enchantment with a Leprechaun movie.I bet it took you all thread to come up with that

PS: this review blows

[honeykid]

Not a fan then?

[honeykid]

You're not supposed to enjoy it. It hates you for continuing to watch.

[honeykid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVqS1VbLvvs

[jal90]

I'm so glad to see you've been loving it.

[honeykid]

Have you watched the Kermode review I posted above? You'll like it, he ends by recommending you watch TCM. :D

[mark f]

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

[Deadite]

This seems like a fair example of someone going in biased. Not that I would expect you to be open to other views, SC. Sorry, but you too often argue in bad faith, obsess over trivial details while ignoring or misconstruing necessary points, and seem to generally value "personality" over reason and open-mindedness, IMHO.

Anyways, Funny Games isn't a masterpiece but it's clearly made well and at the least it serves to inspire discussion on how violence is portrayed on film. I don't see any point in discussing it with *you*, however, in light of all your previous... observations.

[Deadite]

I'm aware you hate it.

[honeykid]

I've not seen Funny Games, but from everything I've read; a) I don't need to, and, b) He probably did it better with Benny's Video, while Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (and, to a lesser extent, TCM) did the same thing, better and earlier.

[jal90]

Well, everything I've read in the thread is: "scene 1238: sucks" in various idiomatic expressions. So given the premise that it sucks, the review wasn't very informative. But a good try anyway! And it has some merit though. Did you have to stop the video every time you posted or not? I would kind of admire you if it was the second case.

[honeykid]

1. It wasn't a review, it was a commentary.
2. It was a commentary SC style.
3. I'm pretty sure he just posted without stopping it.

[Deadite]

It's a film with an agenda, yeah. That doesn't make it bad. A mature and thoughtful viewer can appreciate a director's skill and acknowledge his intention/position while fundamentally disagreeing.

[jal90]

1. It wasn't a review, it was a commentary.
Fair. It's not that the word matters. A review or a commentary have really nothing to do on being or not informative.

2. It was a commentary SC style.
I kind of see this :p

3. I'm pretty sure he just posted without stopping it.
Then he's my hero.

[JayDee]

This thread has just reminded me of something. What the hell ever happened to the planned board-wide viewing of Pulp Fiction and the commentary it would have produced? Was that idea just forgotten about?

[wintertriangles]

I think the film is a stinkfest. I would have said something if the movie was doing something good for me. It didn't. All it did was piss me off.No surprise there, you're perpetually pissed off, it has nothing to do with the film. There is so much irony in the fact that you have the ability to speak.

[jal90]

Yeah, but the agenda should not make you go, "Oh, I like this movie a lot more because of its agenda. Because of its message."
Well, the agenda of a movie brings a certain perspective to the scenes. So yep, it has an influence on our perception of them.

[Deadite]

Yeah, but the agenda should not make you go, "Oh, I like this movie a lot more because of its agenda. Because of its message." Even if that message isn't entirely clear in the movie, but will be heard later somehow by the director. The movie should be enjoyable on its own. I didn't think it was.

No, not every movie should be enjoyable in the same broad sense. Films can be enjoyed for different reasons, and trying to force a film to meet expectations based on other films only to be thwarted and then hate it for not being enjoyable in the same sense as those films speaks more of viewer petulance than the quality of the film.

[Deadite]

No doubt. It isn't meant to make you "feel good". It's meant to get under your skin and make you question and think about things like your preferences, how violence is used in film...

Some people enjoy that, even if it involves thinking about uncomfortable subjects and questioning their own expectations.

[Deadite]

Oh boy. I disagree with it too but your attitude is lame.

[TONGO]

Tongo did this? Shoot. I wanted to be the first. Let me see the proof.

It was the "For the first time Im watching...." thread

http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=19834&highlight=watching

[honeykid]

The Pulp Fiction group watch thing is still in the pipeline. It was being spoken about just the other day. I can't remember where now.

Oh, yes, Michael Haneke! Oh, yes! I should listen to your message! I should love your movie! Yes, Michael. Your movie was so, so much better than all of those other violent movies I like. Yes, Michael, I should be ashamed of myself for liking all of those other movies that are so much better than your own.
I don't think the point is that you like it or that you do/don't like violence in films. I think it's that you see and feel or, at least, question the difference between what happens on-screen and actual violence.

As Haneke said, "'Anyone who leaves the cinema doesn't need the film, and anyone who stays does!"

[rauldc14]

While Funny Games wouldn't have cracked my top 25 of the 1990s, it probably would have cracked the top 50.

[Deadite]

I prefer keeping an open-minded attitude toward films that challenge me, SC.

[mark f]

If Sexy gives this 0, he'd probably have to give Haneke's The Seventh Continent and Time of the Wolf negative 5.

[The Gunslinger45]

Bull. Haneke made the film for film snobs like Wintertriangles and everyone else who voted it in the '90s list.

Given the films on my list, film snob does not describe me in the least! :D

[Deadite]

Ironies abound, I guess.

I didn't vote for it, myself. Anyways, SC's reaction to Funny Games says a lot, though not as he intends. He validates it more with every post about it.

It's also noteworthy how little violence there actually is in FG despite the vitriol it elicits, It's certainly not a gorefest. Much of its power probably stems from the realistic anguish and humiliation of the family while violence is often only implied. Perhaps Haneke was pointing out the obvious once again: that letting viewer imagination fill in the blanks can be extremely effective, whereas FX can become numbing or alienating?

[Deadite]

I'm allowed to criticize too.

[Miss Vicky]

The Pulp Fiction group watch thing is still in the pipeline. It was being spoken about just the other day. I can't remember where now.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=28490&page=3

[Deadite]

Oh, please. It has no power at all. That "realistic" anguish and humiliation wasn't convincing at all to me. I've seen worse acting pull off something more real. I don't blame the actors, though -- I blame the movie itself. I blame Haneke. Funny Games is drained of life. It's like watching the corpse of a vampire victim.

That's an interesting, eh, stance but I don't think very many would agree, especially in the remake's case. The emoting is quite convincing.

I suspect this is most likely another case of you contradicting the obvious to bolster your misguided opinion but hey, we all have our quirks. I really can't address you on this particular point any further since you are so clearly incorrect that it simply isn't possible to meaningfully address it.

[Deadite]

But why are you here? Maybe I should get all Haneke on you and ask what you're getting out of stopping by. Same with Wintertriangles.

Because I have opinions too, SC.

[Daniel M]

Maybe something like black popcorn to represent it.

Racist.

[Deadite]

I'm clearly incorrect? So it's okay if you have opinions, but not me?

Where did I ever say you couldn't have an opinion?

[Deadite]

Of course we can stop. I wasn't directly addressing you on the last page. You engaged my post and we went from there. If you wish to withdraw, you need only not respond about it to me.

I'm not preventing you from expressing yourself or not expressing yourself. You are allowed to say what you wish of a film and I am allowed to say what I think of what you expressed. No one is prevented from posting by what another person posts.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, well, I'm going to do another movie commentary. This time for:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=10870&stc=1&d=1375325189

NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988)

Which I have never seen before. It's directed by Kevin Tenney. I've always wanted to see this. I have no idea if it's going to be good or not.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Apparently there is a "coffin shag" in the film. Here we go.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Linnea Quigley is in this.

Cheesy animated opening credits. This doesn't look very promising, but might be fun.

[Sexy Celebrity]

These opening credits are like... Nintendo graphics.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A fat man just mooned somebody without even pulling down their shorts. What is the point of mooning if you don't even show your buttocks?

[Sexy Celebrity]

A nice girl tried to help a grouchy old man (probably Will.15) and he called her a whore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A woman has some very frosted hair.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Dances are for nerds."

[Sexy Celebrity]

So a weird girl from school named Angela is throwing a party....

[honeykid]

I'm going to have to catch up with this viewing tomorrow. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Bodacious boobies, sis."

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is hilarious. The camera is focusing on some lady's butt as she plays Pac Man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like that -- a goth girl stealing items from a convenience store in a black dress while the sounds of Pac Man play in the background.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Do you guys have Sour Balls?"
"Sure we do!"
"Too bad. I bet you don't get many blowjobs."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this a stoner movie? Lots of closeups of junk food.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Girl named Judy looks like she's dressed like Alice in Wonderland.

[Deadite]

It's awesome. :cool:

Remake sucked, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's dragging.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh god, there's an Asian girl with big hair.

[Sexy Celebrity]

In what looks like leggings.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The movie's kinda nice and creepy, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They found the coffin. I guess someone will shag in there soon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It won't be the Asian girl. The Asian girls never have sex in these movies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're dancing to a song called "Computer Dating Service"?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This one bitch cannot stop swinging her big, fat ass in men's faces.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I found it in my mother's closet. She used to be an acid head." (in regards to finding a flashing party light)

[Sexy Celebrity]

They found a floor length mirror. How exciting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're using it to see who they were in a past life. (the teens, that is -- they're at a scary house having a Halloween party)

[Sexy Celebrity]

The mirror just showed some creepy things and then fell to the floor and broke. Bizarre.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dumb movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The slut just became possessed by a monster while she applied lipstick. It went in her open mouth.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They love to say "butthole" in this movie and they love to zoom in on butts.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Ya know, I think we're smelling multiple ghosts here. I've read about this."

[Sexy Celebrity]

This one girl really wants to leave the party with a black pirate.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Let's party!"

What exactly is partying? Not this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The demon possessed slut just kissed the goth chick. Maybe to pass on a soul or something.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now the demon possessed slut and the fat guy are going to the bathroom together to do something. I dunno what.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is weird, strangely funny at times, but not good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And yet there are several sequels and a remake to it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Shut that mouth of yours!"

Don't piss off a sassy black pirate.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A girl just disappeared and it sounds like she's in the sky, judging by the way the camera panned around it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The black pirate got scared and ran to the car.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Man, this fat guy is angry that the possessed slut wouldn't invite him into the bathroom with him.

[Deadite]

And yet there are several sequels and a remake to it.

It's an 80's B-horror. Of course it has sequels and a remake...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Angela, the goth girl, is dancing like a schizophrenic.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is awful -- and yet, strangely ahead of its time by a few years.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Angela the goth girl has become Angela the slutty goth girl. She's whipping all around the floor while the flashing party light flashes on her as a song called "Stigmata" plays. It's quite a scene.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What is the point of this movie?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Angela just bit off the fat guy's... lip... or something.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this an Evil Dead copycat?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm about to give up on this. Frankly, I feel like "Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries" is a bad idea.

Now the slutty demon just revealed her breasts for no reason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god, I think the Asian girl might actually be the one who has sex in the coffin. She's standing beside it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lipstick is being traced around a breast.

[Deadite]

What is the point of this movie?!

Is this an Evil Dead copycat?
:facepalm:

[Sexy Celebrity]

What's the point in hiding your lipstick inside your boob?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Slutty demon girl with lipstick in her breast just unzipped a guy's pants.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A guy just freaked out because Angela showed him her hands, which was warming in the fireplace -- her hands are on fire and burning away, flames at her fingertips. It actually made me laugh -- the guy's reaction face.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The black pirate is still hiding in the car.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Black pirate guy freaked out when a dead white woman appeared on the windshield of the car.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Slutty demon chick is undressing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's raising up her skirt and showing the audience at home her vulva.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's obviously Linnea Quigley, then.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And she just gouged out a guy's eyes while having sex with him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

WOW. The Asian girl IS having sex in the coffin. She's bared her breasts, as well.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, that didn't last long -- Asian girl is dead now. Head twisted.

[TheUsualSuspect]

I went to the immediate last page after reading the first and thought....I don't remember asians having sex in coffins in Funny Games


Anyways....weren't we as a site suppose to all "watch" a movie together at the same time and hold a chat while we watch? Doing a running commentary? That sounds like more fun than reading the ravings of a mad man. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

That subject keeps getting brought up. The Pulp Fiction thing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anyway, at least this movie is almost over.

[Deadite]

I disagree, TUS. :eek:

[TheUsualSuspect]

I shudder to think between this thread and the 90's countdown what SC's posts for the month will be in the Top 25 posters thread.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Everything's boring now. It's just everyone running around as zombie demons and trying to get the girl dressed as Alice in Wonderland.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think I will have posted at least 200 times today alone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe I'm trying to be the #1 poster of the month. You know how I am.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Funny growling zombies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

God, I wish this would end already. 10-20 minutes left.

[Sexy Celebrity]

My favorite scene was the convenience store scene at the beginning. That's all I really thought was good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't get what the point of this Angela demon woman goth girl is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I could see this movie getting Criterion treatment, though. I really could.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gravestone reads, "Died: TONIGHT."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why are all of the female psychos in horror films named Angela? It's the same case with Sleepaway Camp. What the hell makes ANGELA sound so frightening? Is it because of Judith Light's character in Who's the Boss?

[Sexy Celebrity]

The black pirate guy's answer to demons chasing after you: PRAY.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*sigh*

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm bored.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is RIDICULOUS.

[Sexy Celebrity]

At last. The sun has come up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie feels very, very dated.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Good god.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's over. Night of the Demons (1988) was awful. I'm gonna give it 0 as well.

[Deadite]

It's a fun little 80's horror if you give it a chance, folks. SC is just on his period.

[The Rodent]

WTF?

14 pages in a few hours? Not sure if I'll be reading this thread... I've scanned two pages and gave up.

[Yoda]

Ha! I love the idea of threads for running commentaries.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hope it inspires others to make their own running commentary threads. I really want to see Rodent do one. He could do commentary for every time he watches Young Guns. It would become the longest thread on Movie Forums.

[The Rodent]

I think you should do a commentary on Young Guns... and then Young Guns II.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Already thought of doing that, actually.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And I will - later.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think this is sort of like Twitter on Movie Forums -- used for movie viewings.

[Mr Minio]

I have never seen so many posts one after another from the same poster before. They ban for this on some forums, you know...

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=10877&stc=1&d=1375393050

Serial Mom
Directed by John Waters
1994

Up next on Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Good God, I've had this DVD of Serial Mom forever. I'm looking at the menu screen right now... about to press play......

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here we go. Let the madness begin.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pussy willows, Dottie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here we are in Maryland - Baltimore, to be exact, I believe, since that's usually the setting in all of John Waters' movies. The Serial Mom (Kathleen Turner) -- Beverly Sutphin -- is having breakfast with her family, which includes Sam Waterston, Matthew Lillard and Ricki Lake.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder why Matthew Lillard hasn't been in any other John Waters movies since.

There was just a reference to Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer.

Serial Mom is trying to kill a fly. She just got it. The sight of the squished fly is accompanied by a superimposed image of "Written and Directed by John Waters."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Detectives have come to question the Serial Mom, but she plays innocent. They have no idea it's HER....

Friends of her kids have arrived to take them to school.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hunky guy arrives to pick up Ricki Lake, who's holding a Pee Wee Herman doll.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Time for the prank phone call to Dottie. This scene is a lot funnier with the French language track on.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've seen this so many times that it's not really that funny anymore, unfortunately.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Unless I'm just too much in a mood right now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I'm a divorced woman. Please help me."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Unfortunately I can't quote the things Serial Mom is saying right now. It would be censored.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dottie just stole Serial Mom's parking space outside Jo-Ann Fabrics.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie goes by fast. 15 minutes in, and she's already running down the math teacher with her car.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Poor Mr. Stubbins.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like that she goes to the car wash after murdering someone with her car. She keeps clean.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love the look on Serial Mom's face when she's watching the news and a reporter announces that there was a witness to her murder -- a female stoner. "Oh, look at her hair!" Serial Mom hates it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*sigh* Here I am talking to myself again in here. But what did I expect?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Serial Mom is about to have wild sex with her husband.

[Sedai]

Bunnies...I am watching bunnies....

[Sexy Celebrity]

What does Ricki Lake expect? She's fat. Of course the hunky guy from school is gonna dump her.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The detectives are becoming aware of the possibility that Serial Mom is, well, a serial mom.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I don't like to read about movies. They're so violent."

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co67qL5_e7o

[Sexy Celebrity]

Joan Rivers on a television in the movie. Her old talk show.

"SERIAL HAGS! Women who love men who mutilate."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why would a Miss Priss like Rosemary Ackerman offer beer to a lady when she comes over?

[Sexy Celebrity]

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is being shown in a video rental store.

There was a reference to Ghost Dad.

[honeykid]

Now the slutty demon just revealed her breasts for no reason.
No, that's one of the main reasons for 80's horror. :D

Hi Honeykid! Hi Camo! Hi JayDee!
Hey SC.

Serial Mom is a great film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Serial Mom is about to kill the biggest bitch in the movie -- the old lady who sings along to Annie while her dog licks her feet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her dog's name is Sylvester.

[Sexy Celebrity]

the sun will come out tomorrow!
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow... There'll be sun!

[Sexy Celebrity]

C'mon, lick mommy's feet. GET 'EM ALL WET!

[Sexy Celebrity]

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! Sylvester!!!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya! Tomorrow! You're only a day awwwwwaaaaaay!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

To-moo-uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Rewind!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now she's going after Scotty.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Who I think is the guy that played Andy in Child's Play 3.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=10879&stc=1&d=1375397033
WEAR!
YOUR!
SEATBELT!



IT'S THE LAW!

[Sexy Celebrity]

What a silly movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We've still gotta watch the court room scene.

[honeykid]

Now why did you do that? That's not nice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lesbian rock band. I think.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now why did you do that? That's not nice.

How else are you gonna learn that wearing your seat belt is very serious?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Whoopi is the law.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I really don't understand why Serial Mom is so psychotic.

[honeykid]

I always wear my seatbelt. It's the law over here.

[honeykid]

I really don't understand why Serial Mom is so psychotic.
She has to live in suburbia with people who annoy her.

[honeykid]

This is actually a fabulous way to die -- burning to death on a stage while a rock band plays and everyone thinks you're an act.

A comedian over here, called Tommy Cooper, died of a heart attack on stage whilst on live tv. Everyone thought he was messing about.

[honeykid]

Yes

[honeykid]

I don't really want to post a clip of a man dying.

[honeykid]

In that case Dottie's about to lose it. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miss Hodges -- the pot head -- takes the stand. Serial Mom smiles. This is gonna be easy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Like I told you - it was blue... the CAR... not the driver!"

"You know... like... blue!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Yes, well, last night, we looked through your trash can and found this magazine --

CHICKS WITH D**KS

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=10881&stc=1&d=1375398075

[Sexy Celebrity]

It was covered with BLOOD AND GORE!

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Mrs. Ackerman... DO YOU... RECYCLE?"

[Sexy Celebrity]

............

"No."

*GASPS*

"I DON'T HAVE ROOM IN MY KITCHEN!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Suzanne Somers arrives.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The court scene is the best part of this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The pervert - Marvin A. Pickle - has taken the stand.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Serial Mom looked annoyed that Suzanne Somers' cell phone was ringing -- like maybe she wanted to kill her for it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Serial Mom is arousing the pervert.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The very last bit of the court room scene isn't that exciting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not Guilty!

[JayDee]

I can't decide whether this thread is awesome or the worst thing I've ever seen!

My interest was piqued however by the shemale mag.

[honeykid]

One day I think you should watch Caligula like this. Make sure I know you're doing it, though, as I'd love to follow that one. :D

[HitchFan97]

Aw man, I missed the Funny Games discussion.

[Guaporense]

It's a film with an agenda, yeah. That doesn't make it bad. A mature and thoughtful viewer can appreciate a director's skill and acknowledge his intention/position while fundamentally disagreeing.

Indeed. I disagree with all the eco agenda of many of Miyazaki's films, well, everybody knows how I feel about his movies.

[honeykid]

I think "discussion" is pushing it a little. :D

[Deadite]

Aw man, I missed the Funny Games discussion.

Long story short: I won.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh dear God... this should be awesome!

[honeykid]

I am here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've got some alcohol on me, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay here we go -- pressing play.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We're in Pagan Rome.

[Skepsis93]

Ok... this has potential.

[The Gunslinger45]

Have we passed the Bible quote yet?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bunch of sheep. BAAAAA!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lady's naked butt. Malcolm McDowell. Horses.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're having a fun time together, running through the forest -- but aren't they brother and sister???

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her breast is out. Malcolm McDowell comes in for a kiss.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now she's jumping up into his arms. They look so happy together. The soundtrack is loud and pleasant.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's rubbing his body. He's playing with her hair. They're kissing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Title credit: Caligula

[The Gunslinger45]

They're having a fun time together, running through the forest -- but aren't they brother and sister???

yes they are. :sick:

[The Gunslinger45]

Behold the Peter O Toole drunk face!

[The Gunslinger45]

Why is Peter O'Toole's face all cut up or something?

Dying, and perhaps after effects of booze abuse. Never really explained.

[honeykid]

Caligula hated the "little boots/Caligula" nickname. He was always addressed, correctly, as Gauis.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're about to castrate the soldier guy. Sad because he has a nice package.

[honeykid]

Gotta go and get something to eat. Back in 20 minutes or so.

[The Gunslinger45]

Or Cauis as they call him in this movie for some damn reason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

People are playing with weird sex devices.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Do you prefer nymphs to satyrs?"

"I like both!"

"You need both to keep healthy!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lots of vaginas and erect penises. A snake is being played with. Lots of copulation. Lots of oral. The music is freaky and fun. It's an orgy. A Caligula orgy!