Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

It just seems too unreal for me. I dunno what it is. Maybe they're taking the movie too seriously or something.

[Miss Vicky]

But that's why it's one of the few movies where I can stand Pauly Shore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, actually, I don't think it's that touchy feely at all.

[Miss Vicky]

Link in driver's training.

Get in the car. And shoot your barber.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It might be a little too girly, though. It seems more geared towards girls than boys.

[Miss Vicky]

Rad mobile!

[Miss Vicky]

Caveman in a bar.

Stoney is the crustiest vato I've ever witnessed!

[rauldc14]

Nah it's geared towards guys. But not my cup o tea either.

[Miss Vicky]

Look at my patch, bro.

[rauldc14]

Please tell me encino man didn't make your 90s list though vicky

[Miss Vicky]

Please tell me encino man didn't make your 90s list though vicky

If I had voted with my heart, it would have. It should have. But no, it didn't.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, I dunno. It feels more like a kid's movie. I didn't think it was going to be like that.

[Miss Vicky]

Rabies. Distemper. Flea dip. What is this?

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's not that it's too touchy feely... it's that it's too... innocent. Besides the stick figure nude people and the butt grabbing and the loin cloth. That's it, though. Everything else feels geared towards 10 year olds.

[Miss Vicky]

Hot salsa. Gulp.

[rauldc14]

Linkovich is a great driver though

[Miss Vicky]

It's not that it's too touchy feely... it's that it's too... innocent. Besides the stick figure nude people and the butt grabbing and the loin cloth. That's it, though. Everything else feels geared towards 10 year olds.

I was somewhere around ten when this came out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sometimes that's not bad when you go in knowing it's for kids, but you can still find crazy things to like about it anyway. Like Suburban Commando.

[Miss Vicky]

The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom?

[Miss Vicky]

Police. Immagracion.

[rauldc14]

Sc still likes this more than funny games though

[Miss Vicky]

His one phone call from jail and...

REJECTED.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't feel much of a bond/connection between the caveman and Sean Astin and Pauly Shore. Especially Sean Astin.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It was better in the beginning... it's getting worse, though.

[rauldc14]

Don't mess with his muchacha

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not fond of this subplot about going to prom.

THEY FOUND A CAVEMAN IN THEIR BACKYARD AND BROUGHT IT BACK TO LIFE.

They're worried about dates for the prom.

Sorry, but the Roger Ebert in me is getting irritated.

[Miss Vicky]

I don't feel much of a bond/connection between the caveman and Sean Astin and Pauly Shore. Especially Sean Astin.

There isn't much bond between Link and Dave. Because Dave doesn't really see Link as a person. Just a pet. An unwanted pet as this scene shows.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And now Sean Astin is telling him to get lost!

[Miss Vicky]

Pauly to the rescue.

[rauldc14]

Harshing my gig

[Miss Vicky]

The only things you've cared about in your life is nugs, chillin', and grindage.

[Sexy Celebrity]

See, I like Pauly Shore's role in this because -- shockingly, he's actually a pretty smart character in this story. I mean, he thought of the lighter and the fire. And he cares about the caveman as a person.

[Miss Vicky]

Well I certainly agree that Astin's role is the weakest of the three. But I still stand behind Fraser as the best.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He took him to the amusement park... these are things you should do in a movie about a resurrected caveman. You should know it's silly and unreal and you should have fun with it.

They get too ridiculously deep with Sean Astin's character... I love Sean Astin, but his character here is all wrong.

[Miss Vicky]

There's always college.

Junior college.

[Sexy Celebrity]

All these other characters just seem so goofy and small and insignificant. Like Sean Astin's bully.

[Miss Vicky]

Matt took the polaroids. uh oh.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now we have another earthquake...

[Miss Vicky]

I think the innocence of Link is what makes him endearing. He's goofy and child like. But how else would he act? This is a comedy, after all. Not, like a horror movie or something where the caveman would go on a violent rampage.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Shoosh!

[rauldc14]

I could have seen Nicole Kidmans melons over this. But I do like Pauly shores role too

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, imagine if Pauly Shore had played the caveman. It would have been nuts.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They said f**! Miss Vicky, now I'm more surprised you like this.

[Miss Vicky]

Brendan's ass is better than any melons.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Shoosh!

[Miss Vicky]

They said f**! Miss Vicky, now I'm more surprised you like this.

The bully said it. He's a bully.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, okay. I see what happened here. Pauly Shore's career started because of this movie. Smart man. He knew he could steal the whole film and get everyone to love him.

[Miss Vicky]

And now they dance. Do the monkey.

[Miss Vicky]

Yeah, okay. I see what happened here. Pauly Shore's career started because of this movie. Smart man. He knew he could steal the whole film and get everyone to love him.

Again, this movie really launched both of their careers. Except that Brendan actually earned some real respect with his, up until The Mummy anyway.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I knew it.

[Miss Vicky]

It's your cave nug!

[Miss Vicky]

The End. Bud-Dy.

I'll Be Ba-ack.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes, Pauly Shore, you absolutely will be back. You knew what you were doing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sorry. I think it's a bad movie.

1

I'm glad I saw it. I love the actors, but the film stinks.

[The Gunslinger45]

Sexy the new avatar is fantastic!

[LP Quagmire]

I'll Be Back.

Great song!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thanks, Gunslinger.

[Miss Vicky]

4+

[LP Quagmire]

Brendan's ass is better than any melons.


Technically, melons don't have asses...

[rauldc14]

It's a 2/10 for me. I'm with SC

[Sexy Celebrity]

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard (with Miss Vicky)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (with Miss Vicky)
Encino Man (with Miss Vicky and rauldc14)

[LP Quagmire]

It just seems too unreal for me. I dunno what it is. Maybe they're taking the movie too seriously or something.

Maybe you need to see it a second or third time to truly "get" it.

[LP Quagmire]

It's a 2/10 for me. I'm with SC

Wow...that seems a little high.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And that was...

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11150&stc=1&d=1377923395

With Special Guests:

Miss Vicky and rauldc14!

[The Gunslinger45]

dammit I missed a Die Hard commentary!

[LP Quagmire]

Unwanted cameo appearance by LP Quagmire :cool:

[Miss Vicky]

Well I hope you enjoy Quills a lot more than this when you finally get around to it, Sexy.

[rauldc14]

Unwanted cameo appearance by LP Quagmire :cool:

Your annoying...

[rauldc14]

Well I hope you enjoy Quills a lot more than this when you finally get around to it, Sexy.

I hope I would enjoy Quills more too

[Sexy Celebrity]

I almost went with Quills, but I saw it was 2 hours and this was under 90 minutes. I felt like under 90 minutes.

[Miss Vicky]

Well Quills is a far more serious film, obviously.

It's also a much more adult movie in more ways than one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'll watch it.

[LP Quagmire]

Your annoying...


...and you don't use your contractions. ;)

[rauldc14]

...and you don't use your contractions. ;)

Hahaha

[nebbit]

Seriously, if you're watching Eyes Wide Shut for the first time, don't do it with a commentary.
Remember to keep your eyes shut http://images1.parentsconnect.com/editorial_images/5/blonde-woman-eyes-shut-tight.jpg?quality=0.6&height=285&width=285&

[honeykid]

I could have seen Nicole Kidmans melons over this.
Melons? I think you're overselling them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate your new avatar, Honeykid. I actually much prefer the last Drew one.

[honeykid]

Really? I can't think of a better reason to keep it. :p

[rauldc14]

Melons? I think you're overselling them.

Your right. They are Drew sized:p

[rauldc14]

Waiting on you SC. Sorry I'm a crabby tired person.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not doing it. Cancelling it.

I've spent the past 15 minutes trying to get this site working and it won't work. It is really, really bad on Saturday nights -- it's been this way for a month or so. It totally ruined my commentary on Hellraiser last Saturday. Sorry.

[rauldc14]

I'm having some site issues yet again.

[rauldc14]

Not doing it. Cancelling it.

I've spent the past 15 minutes trying to get this site working and it won't work. It is really, really bad on Saturday nights -- it's been this way for a month or so. It totally ruined my commentary on Hellraiser last Saturday. Sorry.

Nah SC I'm with you. I have to keep loading this page up after every time I do something on it. Lets keep the thought for the future though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, let's not do it. It's Saturday night. I know how this site is on Saturday nights - it's impossible now.

[rauldc14]

Yeah, let's not do it. It's Saturday night. I know how this site is on Saturday nights - it's impossible now.

It literally takes about a minute for my posts to actually post.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm still watching the movie, though.

[Mmmm Donuts]

What movie were you guys gonna watch, anyways?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Spider-Man 2.

[rauldc14]

I'm still watching the movie, though.

No! Save it for the future. Ah we'll, another time. I'm watching Eyes Wide Shut.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The more I watch something, the more I'll remember it and have more things to say later.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't believe it's been 9 years since Spider-Man 2 came out.

[honeykid]

I didn't know he was openly gay. :D

Your right. They are Drew sized:p
I wasn't putting her or her breast size down, merely pointing out that "melons" weren't really the right fruit as a comparison. However, for the sake of accuracy, they're not, because Drew is, at least, a cup size bigger. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't wait till we do a Spider-Man 2 commentary. This movie is even better than I remembered it. Let's try to get several people to watch and comment on it. Ya hear?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thank God it made the Millenium list.

[rauldc14]

I can't wait till we do a Spider-Man 2 commentary. This movie is even better than I remembered it. Let's try to get several people to watch and comment on it. Ya hear?

Well I know that I'm in. And yes, I'm with you, it truly is an underrated film and I too am glad it made the millennium list. Love the millennium list.

[Mmmm Donuts]

I'd love to give this commentary business a try.

[Mmmm Donuts]

So...we doing a commentary or what? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Who would I be doing a commentary with? I know nothing about you. I need to know something about you first.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Good point. Well, I'm no good with introductions, so...I will wait until a time when some regulars want to do it, and I'll see how it works :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I mean, no offense, I know you've been reading my stuff and repping me for it, and I thank you, but I just can't, like, do commentary for Showgirls or something if you're a 13 year old girl.

[Miss Vicky]

Showgirls would be an interesting commentary to do at some point. So cheesy.

[The Gunslinger45]

Everybody got AIDS and *****.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've got it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I got Showgirls that is....

[The Gunslinger45]

^ this just got awkward...

[Miss Vicky]

I have Showgirls, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Great. Now you have to go to the next page to find out that I've got Showgirls, not AIDS.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh dear God this is dark... but hilarious! I am so going to Hell for laughing at this!

[honeykid]

I'm pretty sure Showgirls was one of the films I put forward. I think it'd work really well with commentary.

[JayDee]

Wow I'm about 200 pages behind with this thread!!! :eek: So have I missed anything of note? :D

And yes Spider-Man 2 is awesome! There have been so many superhero films since it was released that I think it tends to be forgotten a little bit but it's still one of the best superhero films out there. Easily top 5 at least for me were they're concerned

[Sexy Celebrity]

There hasn't been a movie commentary since Friday night and it feels like an eternity.

[rauldc14]

There hasn't been a movie commentary since Friday night and it feels like an eternity.

Lets change that tomorrow night

[Sexy Celebrity]

Doing something a little different to help out Rodent.

Weeman's "Sexy Celebrity Reacts to the MoFo '90s List"

Written and Directed by Weeman

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[Sexy Celebrity]

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Don't forget that this is in a foreign language, subtitled.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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[Daniel M]

Haha well this is a unique commentary, it's not the same when it's not a video, but anything to share it with other members I guess ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is for Rodent. Go away right now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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[Sexy Celebrity]

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[Sexy Celebrity]

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The End.

[nebbit]

Great work Sexy :yup:

[Mmmm Donuts]

That was amazing. Every new person coming to this forum should see this. That might prepare them...

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't make that, of course. It's all Weeman.

[Sexy Celebrity]

NEXT UP:

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With Miss Vicky... and I dunno about Rauldc14, but I hope so.

[Miss Vicky]

tell me when

[Sexy Celebrity]

Raul, get in here soldier. March! You have to watch Platoon again. That's an order!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Fine. Press play.

[Miss Vicky]

Play pressed. Is raul not joining us?

[Sexy Celebrity]

An Oliver Stone film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He said he just watched this.

[Miss Vicky]

lots of dust.

[Miss Vicky]

He said he just watched this.

So what? Watching it alone and watching it while doing commentary are different experiences.

[Miss Vicky]

Very young Charlie Sheen

[Sexy Celebrity]

So what? Watching it alone and watching it while doing commentary are different experiences.

They really are.

Poor guy. He just grrred at me. I'm sorry, Raul. I'm in a mood.

[Miss Vicky]

Body bags.

[Miss Vicky]

Have I mentioned I don't like war movies? I hope this will be an exception.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Raul, you shouldn't have made fun of The Golden Girls.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know Harry Lime really likes this movie.

[Miss Vicky]

Wait, Johnny Depp's in this?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like some war movies. I like this one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He is?

[Miss Vicky]

His name was listed in the credits.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Odd. I don't remember him. I guess he is, then.

[rauldc14]

He is indeed in the film. Sorry guys but I'm not inthe mood for this again.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm very particular about war movies. I think the only 'nam movie I've liked so far is Casualties of War. And I'm not sure why. That's some depressing *****.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sorry I was impossible with you, Raul. It's just not a good time.

[Miss Vicky]

Charlie is a simple son of a bitch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's my time of the month.

[Miss Vicky]

Ants. yuck.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But if you wanna start it up, Raul, I'll let you know where I'm/we're at.

[Miss Vicky]

Hey, I'm the self-described Resident Bitch here. Stop trying to take my title, Sexy.

[Miss Vicky]

Ohh shirtless charlie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think I'm learning from you and picking up your habits.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm seeing someone's buttcrack.

[Miss Vicky]

Ass.

[Miss Vicky]

Hey it's the Men At Work dude

[Miss Vicky]

dirty sweaty shirtless Charlie. Hot. Though I'd rather see Emilio like that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's writing to his grandma.

[Miss Vicky]

shirtless willem dafoe. Ew

[Sexy Celebrity]

Emilio doesn't really ... he's not really in a lot of movies, I've noticed. The only stuff of his I still need to see are the damn Mighty Ducks movies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

William Dafoe gets nasty in this. Evil.

[Miss Vicky]

Mighty Ducks. Yuck.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Rain's gonna piss on us all night."

[Miss Vicky]

I don't think i've seen Emilio in much either, actually. Men at Work, Repo Man, Breakfast club. that's all that comes to mind.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Politics, man. Politics.

[Miss Vicky]

You keep this sorry cheese dick off my ass.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I feel like this is Predator.

[Miss Vicky]

They're the bottom of the barrel, and they know it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're GRUNTS.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did you ever see Jarhead?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This probably will make the '80s list, by the way. I'm pretty sure of that.

[Miss Vicky]

Nope. I usually avoid war movies and, unlike you, I don't have a Gyllenhaal fixation.

[Miss Vicky]

I don't know what will make my eighties list. Casualties of War probably will. Have you seen that?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know what's biting Charlie Sheen (I don't blame them) but damn those are big bites.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know what will make my eighties list. Casualties of War probably will. Have you seen that?

Nope. I don't even really know anything about it.

[Miss Vicky]

I hate bugs.

[Miss Vicky]

Nope. I don't even really know anything about it.

It stars Sean Penn, Michael J. Fox, John C. Reilly and John Leguizamo. It's about a group of American soldiers that kidnap, rape and murder a Vietnamese woman. It's depressing as all hell but very good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bang! Bang! Bang! POW!

[Miss Vicky]

Tex got shot. Lots of groaning and screaming. Or maybe he hit a mine. I dunno. Lots of screaming.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It stars Sean Penn, Michael J. Fox, John C. Reilly and John Leguizamo. It's about a group of American soldiers that kidnap, rape and murder a Vietnamese woman. It's depressing as all hell but very good.

Michael J. Fox? I'll have to see it.

[Miss Vicky]

The C*cksucker fell asleep

[Sexy Celebrity]

Poor Gardner died.

[Miss Vicky]

Michael J. Fox? I'll have to see it.

Fox plays the one guy who refuses to participate. Sean Penn's the leader.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually I can't remember if it's Dafoe that goes evil or this guy with the scar. Maybe it's both.

[Miss Vicky]

Keep your ***** wired tight at all times.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Fox plays the one guy who refuses to participate. Sean Penn's the leader.

That doesn't surprise me. Actually, was there controversy over this film when it came out? Something about how Michael J. Fox didn't really wanna do it. I dunno, that brings to mind something I think I heard about on a Michael J. Fox special.

[Miss Vicky]

Actually, was there controversy over this film when it came out?

Not as far as I know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The latrines.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Charlie's ass looks good in those pants as he moves those latrines.

[Miss Vicky]

He's got his nose so far up Top's ass he's gotta be Pinnochio.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wait -- is that Louis from Men at Work?

[Sexy Celebrity]

It is!

[Miss Vicky]

Wait -- is that Louis from Men at Work?

yeah, that's the Men at Work dude I mentioned earlier.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, they're gonna smoke some pot in this scene.

[Miss Vicky]

White Rabbit plays in the background. GREAT SONG.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, when you said "Hey it's Men at Work dude" I thought you meant Charlie for some reason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want what they're smoking.

I wanna be in this scene right now.

[Miss Vicky]

Put your mouth on this!

[Miss Vicky]

I've never smoked pot. Only had contact highs at concerts and stuff. Never been interested in it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ohio All-State Wrestling.

[Miss Vicky]

Ain't nothing like a piece of p*ssy. Except maybe the Indy 500

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like pot. It's nice. It makes my mind all crazy, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It makes me more of an empath. I can feel people's feelings better.

[Miss Vicky]

"Nah, wouldn't want to get raped by you guys."

[Miss Vicky]

There's some good music in this. Tracks of my tears.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pause it.

[Miss Vicky]

Teapot's still boiling.

[Miss Vicky]

Pause it.

Paused. But why?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sorry. My player died. I have to reload.

[Miss Vicky]

Okay.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Maybe planet news is trying to sabotage you? He doesn't seem to like these commentaries...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do you know where you are?

[Miss Vicky]

I'm paused at 40 minutes in, Sexy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ok go

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have another DVD player plugged into my TV and I think -- I hope that's the problem, at least -- I think that's what causes my Blu-ray player to die at times.

[Miss Vicky]

Playing again. Charlie's smoking, looking around. there's a snake on his foot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So I tried unplugging that to see.

[Miss Vicky]

Ah, I just unhook whatever I'm not using so there's only ever one device hooked up to the tv at a time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Armless guy.

[rauldc14]

I am watching the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari because of you SC

[Miss Vicky]

boom

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am watching the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari because of you SC

Is that bad?

[Miss Vicky]

I am watching the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari because of you SC

awesome movie. have you seen it before?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have never seen it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Raul, obviously Platoon was in the air since you just watched it. Great Spirit wants us all to watch it. And I learned that two stars from Men at Work are in it tonight.

[Miss Vicky]

it's silent, but awesome. also very short. It's only like an hour long.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Think of the signs, Raul. Me and you have the same birthday and the same join date at MoFo. It's all part of the plan.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This guy with the scar is hot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know you gotta like him, Miss Vicky. I know you and your scarred men.

[Miss Vicky]

They love their Captain Ahab.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't think you'll like the pig getting shot.

[Miss Vicky]

I know you gotta like him, Miss Vicky. I know you and your scarred men.


Those scars aren't sexy.

[Miss Vicky]

Charlie's angry. Dance motherf***er.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Brutal bastards.

[rauldc14]

awesome movie. have you seen it before?

Nope. Short, on Netflix instant and helps me with my 1001 book.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You didn't say you had Netflix Instant.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, okay. William Dafoe is the nice guy. The scarred guy is the most psychotic.

[Miss Vicky]

Barnes is a lunatic.

[jiraffejustin]

I want to do a commentary with you soon.

[rauldc14]

I have never seen it.

You didn't say you had Netflix Instant.

Yes. My bad. Though its hard to watch and commentate at same time on my ipad

[Sexy Celebrity]

That makes sense.

[Miss Vicky]

You don't belong in the 'Nam man. This ain't your place at all.

[Miss Vicky]

You should watch Caligari, SC. It's the only silent film I've really loved. I originally watched it on HK's recommendation.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That black man with the mustache is the guy who plays Candyman.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Where was Johnny Depp??