Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gunslinger, random question, but I thought of it since they're doing -- do you smoke?

[Sexy Celebrity]

At least he was shirtless for a moment -- Mel.

They had to do that, at least.

[The Gunslinger45]

House with stilts.

[The Gunslinger45]

Gunslinger, random question, but I thought of it since they're doing -- do you smoke?

Not really. VERY occasional cigar. But never cigarettes.

[The Gunslinger45]

Lots of money with a few Afrikaners.

[The Gunslinger45]

Firefight... on a house with stilts.

[The Gunslinger45]

And now another high speed chase.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought for a second I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.

[The Gunslinger45]

I thought for a second I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.

That would have been awesome.

[The Gunslinger45]

Mel sure likes to be tin high speed chases on trucks.

[The Gunslinger45]

I just saw a guy decapitated by a surf board.

[The Gunslinger45]

Are we still on the same page sexy?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just saw a guy decapitated by a surf board.

I saw it, too, although I didn't actually see the decapitation. Maybe that's in your version.

[The Gunslinger45]

I just assumed it was a decapitation.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're talking to an old guy.

[The Gunslinger45]

Diplomatic Immunity!

Which actually only covers little stuff like speeding tickets parking violations. Pretty sure drug dealing and murder would be given up.

[The Gunslinger45]

Makes for a great ending to the flick though.

[The Gunslinger45]

Shut up Leo!

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is racist. They make the villains a bunch of people from Africa, and they're all white. They can't even make them black people? It would have been more interesting.

[The Gunslinger45]

Condom tree!

[The Gunslinger45]

This movie is racist. They make the villains a bunch of people from Africa, and they're all white. They can't even make them black people? It would have been more interesting.

Nah it is more being PC . This was still during Apartheid in South Africa. White minority with all the power. Hollywood wanted to make a movie attacking them with caricatures.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mmmm, Subway.

I know you like Subway.

[The Gunslinger45]

Everyone hates tuna. Why? Tuna is delicious! Would prefer the steak sandwich though.

[The Gunslinger45]

Mmmm, Subway.

I know you like Subway.

Very true.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I actually sometimes get the tuna sub at Subway. It's good. Sure, tuna is this cheap thing you can eat at home, but at Subway, you can get it with all kinds of veggies with it.

[The Gunslinger45]

Yeah it is delicious! Like like the ham, or occasionally the siracha steak melt.

[The Gunslinger45]

Shenanigans at the Embassy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah it is delicious! Like like the ham, or occasionally the siracha steak melt.

I don't really care for the Subway ham. Haven't had the Sriracha steak melt.

I typically get something like the Italian or something.

[The Gunslinger45]

I don't really care for the Subway ham. Haven't had the Sriracha steak melt.

I typically get something like the Italian or something.

Never tried the Italian.

[The Gunslinger45]

And Danny Glover stuck on the can.

[The Gunslinger45]

Dammit Leo!

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's on the toilet and strapped to a bomb?!

[The Gunslinger45]

So much for quiet.

[The Gunslinger45]

He's on the toilet and strapped to a bomb?!

Damn dirty Afrikaners! lol They play dirty!

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's not very quiet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Speaking of quiet, if I'm quiet, I'm making a post for Song Tournament 6.

[The Gunslinger45]

We can pause this if ya need to.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nice of Mel to stay with him.

[The Gunslinger45]

Indeed. A true friend.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, it's okay. Let it continue.

I was kinda bored by this movie, anyway.

I can't believe there's this whole scene involving Danny Glover on a toilet and them trying to get him off it because he's strapped to a bomb.

[The Gunslinger45]

Yeah not as good as the first. Still fun IMO.

[The Gunslinger45]

Hell of a cherry bomb.

[The Gunslinger45]

More embassy shenanigans. And they sound bloody Australian!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ooooh. There was a bomb.

And I saw some Danny Glover ass.

[The Gunslinger45]

Leo is a damn parrot. And Riggs sneaks in during the distraction.

[The Gunslinger45]

Ooooh. There was a bomb.

And I saw some Danny Glover ass.

But it was not Mel.

[The Gunslinger45]

I just noticed the logo on the doors of the embassy looked a lot like the eagle from Nazi iconography.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Danny Glover has a nice ass, though. I've seen it before. Black people... they've got ass. You know that.

[The Gunslinger45]

And with a few of Rigg's wise cracks the Nazi comparison just shot past Godwin's Law.

[The Gunslinger45]

Danny Glover has a nice ass, though. I've seen it before. Black people... they've got ass. You know that.

I only know from the women I have dated. ;)

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh the poor fish. lol

[The Gunslinger45]

Glover lost a door, and Rigg's hitting on chicks with accents.

[The Gunslinger45]

The Boers had a lot of Dutch and German in their ranks.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is she really an African?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Beautiful ocean view.

[The Gunslinger45]

Is she really an African?

Afrikaner. When the Dutch and other Europeans settled in South Africa during the colonization of Africa. So like 4th generation or so I would think.

[The Gunslinger45]

As for the actress, I have no clue.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just meant her character. I wondered if she was secretly evil.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the clothes Mel wears in this movie. The costume department in this movie was good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What the??? Did Danny Glover get shot?

[The Gunslinger45]

And Mel is going to get lucky.

[The Gunslinger45]

What the??? Did Danny Glover get shot?

No that was another cop.

[The Gunslinger45]

A lot of cops getting offed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why do these bad guys always resort to bombs? Does nobody know how to tickle someone to death?!

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh dear lord Leo wrong commercial!

[The Gunslinger45]

Mel has endurance.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The daughter's commercial.

[The Gunslinger45]

And Roger remembers the name.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What I don't like about this one is the fact that the villains are just boring nobodies.

Wasn't Gary Busey the villain in the first movie?

[The Gunslinger45]

What I don't like about this one is the fact that the villains are just boring nobodies.

Wasn't Gary Busey the villain in the first movie?

Yes he was. Kinda hard to follow him as a bad guy.

[The Gunslinger45]

Death by nail gun.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes he was. Kinda hard to follow him as a bad guy.

But better than these people you've never heard of.

[The Gunslinger45]

But better than these people you've never heard of.

Exactly. I like Gary Busey as the villain.

[The Gunslinger45]

This went from Lethal Weapon 2 to Apocalypse Now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Which is the best Lethal Weapon sequel?

[The Gunslinger45]

So much for Mel's place.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is the dog okay?

[The Gunslinger45]

Which is the best Lethal Weapon sequel?

Either 2 or 3. It has been a while since I saw 3.

[The Gunslinger45]

Lady is still turned on even after all the bullets.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess the dog's okay.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lady is still turned on even after all the bullets.

She's evil, isn't she?

[The Gunslinger45]

She's evil, isn't she?

Actually no.

[Sexy Celebrity]

If she was normal, she wouldn't be this calm.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Does she die?

[The Gunslinger45]

If this movie was normal the bad guys would have been arrested in the first 5 minutes.

[The Gunslinger45]

Does she die?

Yup.

[The Gunslinger45]

Big reveal here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I knew something had to happen to her. Either death or she's with the bad people.

If she was good and lived, it means she could return for a sequel... and she's too foreign to be a regular, I think. The voice and all that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This looks like a Friday the 13th film with Mel chained underwater like that.

Oh, no. She's dead in the ocean!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ooooh, he's killing them all for revenge.

[The Gunslinger45]

Yeah they got Rene Russo for the sequel.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's just wrong. After all that sex he had with her, now she's a corpse.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's gonna mess up his head even more.

[The Gunslinger45]

That's gonna mess up his head even more.

He goes a bit psycho.

And now they are torturing Leo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hope they used Danny Glover's daughter's condoms. Otherwise, if she got impregnated, that's two dead.

[The Gunslinger45]

After that commercial I bet Riggs got a box.

[The Gunslinger45]

Leo can take a beating.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not even sure if we're at the same place, what with there being deleted scenes on your copy.

[The Gunslinger45]

I hope that truck is a diesel with a hell of a tow package.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But Joe Pesci is tied up and getting beaten, so.....

[The Gunslinger45]

Where are you right now?

[The Gunslinger45]

But Joe Pesci is tied up and getting beaten, so.....

I think I am slightly ahead of you now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm back at the stilt house.

[The Gunslinger45]

I'm back at the stilt house.

Riggs and Roger talking?

[Sexy Celebrity]

The stilt house is no more.

[The Gunslinger45]

Yeah we are in line now.

[Swan]

Joe Pesci plays a character named Leo. Martin Scorsese has worked with both Joe Pesci and Leo DiCaprio.

Coincidence? Probably.

[The Gunslinger45]

Leo made a friend.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'll be right back.

[The Gunslinger45]

Pause it?

[The Gunslinger45]

A nice car and stacks of drug money!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright. Hope you didn't pause.

[The Gunslinger45]

I did not.

[The Gunslinger45]

Riggs making it rain his own damn way!

[The Gunslinger45]

Riggs is pissed!

[The Gunslinger45]

Another hand to hand fight from a second rate Mr Joshua.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mr. Joshua?

[Sexy Celebrity]

The bad guy from the first movie?

[The Gunslinger45]

The bad guy from the first movie?

Yeah only this one is a crappy character.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oopsie. Something fell on him and killed him.

[The Gunslinger45]

He makes a hell of an exit though.

[The Gunslinger45]

This is a damn good scene though.

[The Gunslinger45]

Shot Riggs with a Mauser Broomhandle.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would have shot that guy in the forehead, too.

[The Gunslinger45]

Diplomatic Immunity!

Has just been revoked.

[The Gunslinger45]

This part I do like. Knocking on Heaven's Door is a nice touch.

[The Gunslinger45]

First Riggs quits drinking now he is quitting smoking.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So was he shot? Riggs?

[The Gunslinger45]

Yeah with that Mauser.

[The Gunslinger45]

And credits.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So Danny Glover won't get in trouble for killing the old guy with diplomatic immunity?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah with that Mauser.

It looked like he was getting destroyed. How come he wasn't? For the next sequel?

[The Gunslinger45]

A drop off from the first movie, but I admit I think it is fun. Flaws and all.

3.5

[The Gunslinger45]

So Danny Glover won't get in trouble for killing the old guy with diplomatic immunity?

It's Hollywood. when the credits role the problems are over.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I give it:

2.5

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe more if I watched it again.

[The Gunslinger45]

It looked like he was getting destroyed. How come he wasn't? For the next sequel?

Well the round for that gun in infamous for over penetration with little stopping power.

Or it is just keeping Riggs alive to keep the franchise going.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh well. We still have other movies we can do as well as Lethal Weapon III. I still have Pink Flamingos on DVD if yeah ever want to do a commentary on that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I could do a Pink Flamingos commentary sometime. You should get something like Female Trouble or Desperate Living or Polyester sometime for a commentary.

Thanks, Gunslinger.

[The Gunslinger45]

Anytime Sexy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=16270&stc=1&d=1405120976

Yet again.

With Honeykid and Swan.

[honeykid]

I'm ready.

[Swan]

I am ready!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Press Play.

[Swan]

Playing.

[honeykid]

Play

[Sexy Celebrity]

Swan, have you seen this?

[Swan]

Is that Will Smith's wife?

[honeykid]

Yes

[Swan]

Swan, have you seen this?

Yep I've seen all the Scream movies.

[Swan]

Black Eyed Peas reference? :eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, well, then, we all know who the killer is.

[honeykid]

Stab kit. I had a Care Bear one when I went to see the Care Bear Movie. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

That girl who gave them their costumes won that role through an MTV contest.

[Swan]

This scene reminds me of the similar scene in Scary Movie (or it's sequel, can't remember).

[Sexy Celebrity]

I actually can remember said MTV contest being announced before this was made.

[honeykid]

Black Eyed Peas reference? :eek:
Yes, but I highly doubt it's that Black Eyed Peas. I'm guessing the foodstuff rather than the band.

[Swan]

This one is good, but a lot of people like it more than the original and I don't really get that.

[honeykid]

Take it off!"!!!

How much hotter is Drew. Notice that's not even a question. that's a statement.

[Swan]

Take it off!"!!!

How much hotter is Drew. Notice that's not even a question. that's a statement.

This chick is way hotter. :)

[honeykid]

Can I have some money? I need popcorn.

You have money

I have MY money, I asked for your money.

[Sexy Celebrity]

My internet went out for a minute. If I disappear, it's because my internet went out.

It went out for hours the other day. They've been having problems.

[honeykid]

This chick is way hotter. :)

That may be the dumbest thing I've ever seen you post.

[Swan]

Oh wow and it's Heather Graham. Didn't even notice.

[Swan]

That may be the dumbest thing I've ever seen you post.

Sorry, never really been attracted to Drew Barrymore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This one is good, but a lot of people like it more than the original and I don't really get that.

I like the atmosphere and the ideas going on in this movie more than the first film. It also just brings back memories. I saw it three times when it came out. I also like the killers more.

It's a darker movie and it's also, I feel, the last really good Scream movie.

[honeykid]

Sorry, never really been attracted to Drew Barrymore.

I stand corrected. :p:D

That's the dumbest post I've ever seen you make. :D

[honeykid]

Oh wow and it's Heather Graham. Didn't even notice.
I know, and yet still not hotter than Drew. That's how hot Drew is. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've seen this movie so many times I feel embarrassed watching it right now. I feel like Rodent with Young Guns.

[honeykid]

And kill #1 is about to happen

[Swan]

I like the atmosphere and the ideas going on in this movie more than the first film. It also just brings back memories. I saw it three times when it came out. I also like the killers more.

It's a darker movie and it's also, I feel, the last really good Scream movie.

I don't think the people who like it more are necessarily wrong, it's just a perspective I've never really been able to see.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This scene is a clue that the killer's female. I've analyzed this.

It has to do with the bathroom stall. Women use bathroom stalls. Men use urinals. The killer strikes from a stall.

[Swan]

I know, and yet still not hotter than Drew. That's how hot Drew is. :D

This is the dumbest post I've ever seen you make. :tsk:

[Sexy Celebrity]

And of course you can also hear the killer whispering, "Listen mommy... listen mommy....."

[honeykid]

Scream is better... And it has Drew... And Dewey's less annoying... And it doesn't have Jada Pinkett Smith.

[Swan]

I can never remember who the killer(s) of 2 and 3 are. I kind of remember the third one...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, forget. You'll be surprised later.

[honeykid]

I love this kill. It's so good.

[Swan]

Well, forget. You'll be surprised later.

I will probably remember who it is when he comes up.

[honeykid]

Seens operatic.

[Swan]

This entire scene just reminds me of Scary Movie 2.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Seens operatic.

The whole movie is.

In the commentary, Wes Craven talks about how the film is placed on stages.

The beginning of the film takes place in front of the theater screen, where she goes in front of everybody and dies, like on a stage. In the middle, we see Sidney on stage doing her Greek tragedy thing. And then at the end, they're all fighting each other on the stage.

[honeykid]

This entire scene just reminds me of Scary Movie 2.
Not watched any of them.

Can you imagine having something like this happen to you and then have to put up with this **** for the rest of your life.

[Swan]

Oh is the stage reveal in this one? Thought that was the third one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This one ends on a college theater stage.

[honeykid]

No, the third one of the Hollywood house.

[Swan]

They are slowly coming back to me now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hallie, the black girl here, was originally one of the killers. So was Derek, Sidney's boyfriend, whom we'll see in a minute.

[honeykid]

Why are dead students always promising? They're never deadbeats who were nothing but trouble.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's a script on the internet where this movie has a different ending. One of the killers is the same -- the main one -- but there are different accomplices.

[Swan]

All these 90's actors wow.

[Swan]

Timothy Elephant. Always remember him from his Office episode.

[honeykid]

Hollywood British accent. :D

[Swan]

Que every Judd Apatow movie.

[honeykid]

Never liked Jerry O'Connell

[Swan]

Remember Kangaroo Jack?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I enjoyed Joe's Apartment. With Jerry O'Connell.

[honeykid]

Que every Judd Apatow movie.
I've only seen Pineapple Express. That was enough, thanks.

[honeykid]

Roseanne's sister.

[Swan]

Starting to remember who the killers were.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie just feels the most -- out of the sequels -- like the first movie.

3 and 4 just don't. Just don't.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Starting to remember who the killers were.

Well, one of them's on screen now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Debbie Salt.

[honeykid]

Gale Weathers, author of The Woodsboro Murders.

[Swan]

I think I remember.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I used to think this one blonde reporter -- that you see near Gale here -- was Drew Barrymore.

[Swan]

Is that Portia de Rossi?

[Sexy Celebrity]

If you see a chunky-ish blonde reporter in a suit near Gale again, I used to think she was Drew Barrymore. Or at least looked like her.

[Swan]

**** PAUSE. MY LAPTOP SHUT DOWN.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is that Portia de Rossi?

Yes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at the lone black girl in their sorority group.

[honeykid]

Is that Portia de Rossi?
Yes.

I'll have to go back and look at the reporter. I don't remember anyone looking like Drew though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I paused at 22:02.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes.

I'll have to go back and look at the reporter. I don't remember anyone looking like Drew though.

I wouldn't say she really does now... but back in the day, whenever I'd see her, I'd wonder if it was Drew Barrymore making some kind of odd cameo.

[honeykid]

I'm already at 22:39. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am sad. Cricket might not join me in the Song Tournament finals now.

[honeykid]

I wouldn't say she really does now... but back in the day, whenever I'd see her, I'd wonder if it was Drew Barrymore making some kind of odd cameo.

Wow. You thought that was Drew. I think that's actionable. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

What kind of tea do you drink, Honeykid?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actionable?

[honeykid]

I paused at 22:02.
OK, I'm at 22:02 as well now.

Tell us when swan. :)

[Swan]

Okay I'm at 22:08. Sexy, say when.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Go.

[Swan]

Sorry about that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No problem.

Dewey arrives.

[honeykid]

What kind of tea do you drink, Honeykid?
Just ordinary black tea. Probably what'd be called English Breakfast Tea.
Actionable?
Yeah, as in you could be sued. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, I don't really care for the English Breakfast Tea. Irish Breakfast Tea, yes.

[Swan]

Is there a larger separation between the first post at the top of each page and the second post, than there is between every other post? Or is that just my computer?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is there a larger separation between the first post at the top of each page and the second post, than there is between every other post? Or is that just my computer?

There's ads on the site now.

If you're not seeing them, you probably have an ad blocker on. Like I do.

[honeykid]

Is there a larger separation between the first post at the top of each page and the second post, than there is between every other post? Or is that just my computer?
It's bigger on mine, too.

I like to drink this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_Tea

But sometime Assam or Darjeeling is really nice, too.

[Swan]

Aw there are? *Pukes a little in my mouth*

Thank God for adblock.

[honeykid]

Ambushed by Gale.

[Nostromo87]

damm, love Scream 2. but i'm at the beach and didn't bring my DVD/BluRay

http://oi62.tinypic.com/6zc600.jpg

[Swan]

Sidney getting feisty.

[honeykid]

Smack

Did you get that on film?

(high pitched voice)
Yeah, you got that on film.

[honeykid]

No, it's Dewey, Dwight.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Damn internet problems are ruining my third Scream 2 commentary.

[honeykid]

Courtney looks good here. I only usually see her in Friends and, occassionally, Couger Town

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was thinking David Arquette looks good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dewey has some oozing to do.

[honeykid]

Buffy's gonna get it.

[Swan]

That girl in the blue dress has been in something else... can't quite remember what though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

F**ked Up
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional

[Sexy Celebrity]

That girl in the blue dress has been in something else... can't quite remember what though.

The brown haired girl is Rebecca Gayheart.

She's been in a lot of things.

She was in Urban Legend.

[Swan]

I think I remember her from Nip/Tuck.

[honeykid]

Rebecca Gayheart.looked good back in the late 90's. I really liked Urban Legend. Alicia Witt is in that, too. ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cici's death scene is my least favorite part of this movie. It's the only part I could live without.

[Swan]

Yep, that's what I remember her from, because she's blind in Nip/Tuck and whenever I see her I think of her eyes.

[honeykid]

Looking her up on wiki, I didn't know she'd done so much tv after the case. I guess Hollywood didn't want to know.

[honeykid]

Nosferatu in the background.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's a real life murderer.

Accidentally. She killed a little boy with her car.