Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[honeykid]

And if you all wanna watch the sequel, it's on Youtube. I could watch it. Or we could wait another time.
I could go another. I'd need 10 minutes to get ready.

[Swan]

I give it a rating_3_5 film rating, rating_4_5 slasher rating. Really good movie. I wish I could show it to my 12 year old self, he would have loved it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

10 minutes is fine.

[honeykid]

Thanks for the commentary, guys. It was good fun.

[Swan]

Thanks for doing the commentary everyone.

[Nostromo87]

did we ever get to see jackie's rack? i don't think we did, damm

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess Honeykid and I are gonna watch the sequel. If you guys don't want to, that's fine. If you still wanna back out, HK, that's fine.

[Swan]

I will also say, giving this a proper viewing I may bump my score up. Really fun movie, and a unique slasher.

[Swan]

I guess Honeykid and I are gonna watch the sequel. If you guys don't want to, that's fine. If you still wanna back out, HK, that's fine.

Is that on YouTube as well?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is that on YouTube as well?

Yep.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987).

[Swan]

Okay, I'll watch it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not gonna do Part 3 tonight, though, so don't worry.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=15413&stc=1&d=1401672277

Slumber Party Massacre II

[Sexy Celebrity]

This stars Crystal Bernard as Courtney.

[Swan]

Are we watching now, or waiting on honeykid? If we're taking a quick break, I can go microwave some food.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Go ahead, Swan.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm ready when you guys are.

[honeykid]

I'm here.

[Swan]

I'm ready too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nostromo? Is he staying or did he leave?

[honeykid]

did we ever get to see jackie's rack? i don't think we did, damm
Sadly that was a treat we were denied. Let us take a moment to remember their wonderousness. :D

[Swan]

We should find out. It's more fun with more people.

[honeykid]

Surely it's more fun. :p:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

He didn't say anything. I'm kinda thinking... forget him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm plugging in my power cord just in case. You can try getting him.

[honeykid]

Are we going ahead or shall we give him a few minutes?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nostromo, you watching?

[Nostromo87]

is there a youtube link for the sequel? if so i'll join. i'll try and find it right quick

[Sexy Celebrity]

There is.

[Swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7wXT0GRTCI

[Nostromo87]

found it, ready to go

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay. Press play.

[Swan]

So Courtney is played by a different person in this? I usually hate when movies recast characters, but it's a slasher cliche you got to love.

[honeykid]

Play

[Swan]

Playing.

[Nostromo87]

not as cool an opening song as the last one

but i'll give it a chance

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yep.

And she's the only returning character.

ALTHOUGH.... Valerie is seen, I think, in weird dream sequences... or whatever it is.

This movie is really, really weird. It's not like the first film. But it's funny.

It's been a long time since I've watched it.

[honeykid]

Richard Cox is always a funny name. :D

[honeykid]

Hello! She's having one of those dreams.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's Courtney.

She's STILL obsessed with guys.

[Swan]

Richard Cox is always a funny name. :D

You could call him Dick Cox.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's Jackie in the flashback.

[honeykid]

LOL

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's another movie written and directed by a woman.

[honeykid]

You could call him Dick Cox.
Which is why it's always funny. ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

She kinda acts like the other Courtney, though.

[honeykid]

Wow. That's some hideous decor

[Swan]

I like sequels that are weird movies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Courtney is now in an all girl band.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is the only sequel that follows what happened in the original movie. Three is a different situation.

[honeykid]

Have they both developed a Southern twang to their voices? :D

[Nostromo87]

this movie was released the same year as Mannequin. also the same year i was born. great year

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know this movie scene-for-scene like part 1.

[honeykid]

Courtney is now in an all girl band.
I noticed the blue guitar.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*singing* "I wanna be your Toyko Convertible....."

[honeykid]

This is so 80's. The last one could've passed for the 70's, but there's no doubt here. It's the 80's people!!!

[honeykid]

I'm guessing that's going to be the hot boy in the bar behind.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Be in her garage by 4:00.

[honeykid]

Looks a bit like Guy Pearce when he was younger. Well, an American verison, anyway.

[Nostromo87]

sexy overalls courtney

[Swan]

Courtney sure became a hottie over the years.

[Sexy Celebrity]

By the way, just so you know, the killer's drill in this movie... also serves as a guitar.

And he sings and dances.

[honeykid]

She hasn't been with anyone since Junior High? So she's gone from slag to frigid? That's why having a massacre next door can do to you.

[honeykid]

By the way, just so you know, the killer's drill in this movie... also serves as a guitar.

And he sings and dances.
This sounds brilliant.

BTW, this group need to hit the showers. Immediately.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's gonna drink a Slice.

That's an actual drink over here. Not very popular anymore, though. Maybe in some places.

[Swan]

BTW, this group need to hit the showers. Immediately.

I know right.

[honeykid]

I like your music. Having heard them, that has to be a line. :D

[Nostromo87]

well-written romance right here

[honeykid]

I wish he wouldn't stare into the camera like that. Creepy.

[Swan]

He kind of gives me the creeps. Is he the killer?

[Swan]

well-written romance right here

This made me laugh. It's so true.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, he's not the killer.

I can't even really... explain the killer situation in this movie. It's weird. I'm not even really sure if the killer is supposed to be real.

[honeykid]

So? Is he coming?

WTH, she only kissed him. :D

[honeykid]

This house is slightly better lit than their last one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

At least they have on more lights. Just a few more.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Sunday's my birthday and I don't wanna go to a mental hospital!"

[Swan]

She forgot her daughter's birthday?

[honeykid]

Sunday's my birthday and I don't want to go to a mental hospital. :D

That's a great line.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Screw you, Valerie. I wanna go get laid.

[Nostromo87]

let her go to sheila's! let her go to sheila's!

[Sexy Celebrity]

That guy's just lounging around shirtless.

[honeykid]

She wants him to come earlier. That's something you don't hear often.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's getting off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Another dream.

Or thoughts, I dunno. She's not even really asleep yet.

[Nostromo87]

That guy's just lounging around shirtless.

in jorts!

[honeykid]

Brown chicken brown cow.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Starting to look like a bad porno now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's Valerie in her dream hallway.

[Swan]

Oh damn. This movie is short.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's the new Valerie.

And the new killer.

"Don't...go...all...the...way!"

[Nostromo87]

they def upped their game for the lighting in this movie!

suspiria-esque right there in that hall sequence!

[honeykid]

Rock n roll never dies, baby!

:rotfl:

[honeykid]

Fringing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at their really rad station wagon.

[honeykid]

Who laid that path?

[rauldc14]

Thanks for the invite!

[Nostromo87]

love courtney's wardrobe

[honeykid]

So the right hand side of the car is hot and the other, well, isn't really.

[Swan]

You'd think Courtney would never want to go to another slumber party again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That girl stole her brother's porno!

[Swan]

So the right hand side of the car is hot and the other, well, isn't really.

Those are my two favorites as well.

[Nostromo87]

the cinematographer's on drugs

[Sexy Celebrity]

Who bled all over that bed?

[honeykid]

Courtney's at it again. Does she think she's in a Nightmare sequel? She keeps falling asleep and dreaming.

[Swan]

What was that? A member of Kiss?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nobody lives around there.

[Nostromo87]

Nobody lives around there.

perfect. massacre time

[honeykid]

OMG there's no furniture to barracade the door when the killer turns up.:eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I totally forgot about the blow up doll.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Your brother is such a pervert!"

"Hey! It runs in the family."

[Swan]

I think the redhead is my favorite in this one.

[honeykid]

How long till a body turns up in the booze closet?

[honeykid]

I think the redhead is my favorite in this one.
Easily.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're eating corndogs in this one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Rock 'n Roll High School.

[Swan]

Aw man. When she threw the pillow I thought there was going to be a pillow fight. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why is there always a group of two nerdy guys?

[Nostromo87]

i'm dancing like that right now in my room just like them, how weird

[honeykid]

They boys have shown up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually, I think there will be a pillow fight.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, God. Here it goes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not only pillows, but slapping each other with bras and spilling wine on each other.

[honeykid]

YAY!!!

[Swan]

Oh my God. Is there really a naked pillow fight happening!?!?

[Nostromo87]

this is the right kind of movie to do a commentary for. am i right or am i right

[Sexy Celebrity]

Only one's naked, though. But I think she's your favorite.

[honeykid]

This is the same as the first right down to the boys outside the window talking about being in heaven.

[Swan]

Yep. They picked the right one to take her top off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She looks like a big chicken.

[honeykid]

Clucking breasts?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Clucking breasts?

Chicken breasts!

[Swan]

I have to say, though, that's a real waste of wine.

[Swan]

The girl who plays Sheila is named Juliette Cummins.

[honeykid]

You're fantastic.

I know.

:rotfl:

[Swan]

And she was in Friday the 13th: A New Beginning!

[honeykid]

Andrew Dice Clay

[Sexy Celebrity]

Prince is the killer in this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And she was in Friday the 13th: A New Beginning!

Sheila was??

[Swan]

Sheila was??

Yep!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Who was she?

[honeykid]

Prince is the killer in this movie.
No, it's Andrew Dice Clay

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8Lk7-UkV9BI/S9MxibmffWI/AAAAAAAAB54/EZx-Ag4nyxY/s400/andrew-dice-clay.jpg

[Nostromo87]

smoke show in the blu bikini

[Swan]

She played Robin. Actually, she was my favorite character in it.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111121044922/fridaythe13th/images/c/cb/Robin_2.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

Blow up doll in the pool.

[honeykid]

Yeah, Amy's the other good looking one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She played Robin. Actually, she was my favorite character in it.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111121044922/fridaythe13th/images/c/cb/Robin_2.jpg

I thought that's who she was. I recognized the small boobs.

[honeykid]

Sounds like they hired Beavis and Butthead for this film.

[Swan]

I thought that's who she was. I recognized the small boobs.

They might be small but they leave an impression.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She fell in the pool and the first thing she imagined was that naked pillow fight.

[honeykid]

Underwater guitar. :D

[Swan]

There hasn't been a single real death yet has there? This movie is weird.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's deaths.

[honeykid]

The first was a great slasher, but this is just stupid. Still fun, though. But stupid.

[honeykid]

The hangover Queen sounds like a fat girl.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pay attention to Courtney's sandwich.

[honeykid]

The blow up doll is drowning and no one cares.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's like that pool guy from Earth Girls are Easy.

[Swan]

Well that confirms my theory. The drills represent penises.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"My.... burger's.... weird....."

[Nostromo87]

pulsating tool

[honeykid]

When did the inflatable shark show up?

[Nostromo87]

"My.... burger's.... weird....."

i'm 5 seconds behind you

[Sexy Celebrity]

Rock out!

[honeykid]

"My.... burger's.... weird....."
Was that a confession? :D

[honeykid]

They sound like those McDonald's toys.

[honeykid]

I refuse to believe there's enough alcohol in America to get these guys laid by anyone. Let alone one of these girls.

[Nostromo87]

i'm with swan, i'm a fan of sheila barrington

[Sexy Celebrity]

Forgot about the chicken attack.

[Swan]

Oh my God that chicken.

[honeykid]

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Swan]

What the hell just happened?

[honeykid]

That's ****ing mental. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't wait until this scene in a bathroom happens. I think you'll know what I'm talking about.

[Nostromo87]

courtney thinks she's in a freddy krueger flick with all this daydreaming and sleeping and hallucinating

[honeykid]

Yeah, take a hot bath. :yup: Take Sheila with you.

[Swan]

Why do people always drink diet soda? Diet soda is gross.

[Nostromo87]

Why do people always drink diet soda? Diet soda is gross.

thank you! undrinkable

[Swan]

This movie might be influenced by A Nightmare on Elm Street.

[Nostromo87]

is the guitar like freddy's power glove?

[honeykid]

She needs a mooncup. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Are you on drugs??"

"I wish I was!"

[Swan]

The zit is the killer in this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's what I was talking about -- Sally's monster zit.

[honeykid]

This is so funny.

[honeykid]

Smoke your head?

[Nostromo87]

yellow polo guy's shorts are awesome

[honeykid]

I'm not crazy.

Ah, the slogan of the crazy person. :D

[honeykid]

This is getting too stupid.

I agree.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sally went to get some more Oxy 10. She meant an OUTRAGEOUS guy! He was such a babe!

[honeykid]

So she met the killer?

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Come on, Krueger. Denny's is holding our booth!"

[honeykid]

Officer Krueger?

[Swan]

His name is Krueger. I guess this is inspired by A NIghtmare on Elm Street.

[Sexy Celebrity]

According to the credits, the other cop is Officer Voorhees.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Damn. 50 minutes and nobody's died yet.

[Swan]

Where is Officer Myers?

[honeykid]

Is she going to blow out his candle?

[Nostromo87]

According to the credits, the other cop is Officer Voorhees.

officer Voorhees, meet officer Krueger

[Sexy Celebrity]

And Trish got a last name -- Craven. Trish from the first movie.

[Swan]

They are very close to starting a fire there.

[honeykid]

The Cravens are friends of his parents. Of course they are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And Courtney's last name is now Bates.

[honeykid]

What the hell was the foley artist using for those kissing sounds. :eek:

[Nostromo87]

the driller killer is back and biggger than ever

[Sexy Celebrity]

The party's getting started now!

[honeykid]

LOL... He couldn't get that arm away. :D

[honeykid]

Back off punk. :D Die TJ!!!!!

[Swan]

So did he come out of her dreams or something?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sally doesn't need to worry about that zit anymore.

[honeykid]

Did she mistake the wall for a door? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know how to understand this movie.

Maybe Courtney went psycho and is killing them? I don't know.

[Nostromo87]

this is so real

[Swan]

I think they're just ripping off Freddy Krueger.

[honeykid]

I don't know how to understand this movie.

Maybe Courtney went psycho and is killing them? I don't know.
Shouldn't be the case, as they've now seen him. It'll be like Dallas, she'll walk out the shower and it's all been a dream.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did TJ die?

[Nostromo87]

they should show the Craven family meeting the Hooper family meeting the Carpenter family

[honeykid]

I missed it. Did she fall out of the booze closet?

[Swan]

Was that Sheila?

[honeykid]

Did TJ die?
No, he's still out there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She fell out of something....

[Sexy Celebrity]

That was Sally. The girl with the zit. Who died.

Where is Sheila???

[honeykid]

Was that Sheila?
No, it was sally

[Swan]

Yeah where the hell did Sheila go?

[honeykid]

Tongue action. :D

[honeykid]

Yeah where the hell did Sheila go?
Isn't she with TJ?

[Nostromo87]

what's the killer's name? or what's he called

i don't even know

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's T.J. and Sheila.

"OH GOD! There's lights!"

There wouldn't be lights in the first movie.

[Swan]

There she is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

what's the killer's name? or what's he called

i don't even know

Literally, in this one, I think it's just "Driller Killer."

He's not Russ Thorn from the first movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Unless Russ Thorn is now this guy, supernaturally. I don't know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Poor T.J.

[honeykid]

Damn kids. :D

People in these films can't hear **** and they don't have lights.

[Nostromo87]

'this is Courtney Bates. it's not a joke officer krueger!'

dear lord, lol

[Sexy Celebrity]

Someone needs to make a slasher movie set before the invention of electricity.

[honeykid]

Run, Sheila, run!

[Swan]

'this is Courtney Bates. it's not a joke officer krueger!'

dear lord, lol

So much reference.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here comes the song and dance number.

[Swan]

He just talked to the door.

[honeykid]

Breaking the fourth wall in a slasher. This film has finally lost it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

MTV!

[Nostromo87]

there's ONLY 10 minutes left in this movie? i was hoping it'd go on forever

[honeykid]

He's like an evil Shakin' Stevens. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let's Buzz!

[Nostromo87]

that guitar is retarded

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anyone else wish they had the soundtrack?

[Sexy Celebrity]

There goes Sheila.

At least her death got to be the dance number.

[honeykid]

Do you think this is the inspiration behind Mr. White's ear cutting scene in Res Dogs. :D

[Swan]

No. :(

[honeykid]

Sorry, that should've been Mr. Blonde. :facepalm: