Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[The Gunslinger45]

Kneel before Zod!

[The Gunslinger45]

Odd because I kind of do....

This should be interesting.

[The Gunslinger45]

A tanning booth on the bus. Genius!

[Sexy Celebrity]

This should be interesting.

Well... I don't like it, and I don't even really think it's always rational, but I can understand why people feel homophobic.

Hell, gay people often feel homophobic before they come out. They're scared of the gay world.

[The Gunslinger45]

So that's how Bob got married

[The Gunslinger45]

Well... I don't like it, and I don't even really think it's always rational, but I can understand why people feel homophobic.

Hell, gay people often feel homophobic before they come out. They're scared of the gay world.

Never for a second did I think you liked it.

I never got what the big deal was.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bernice has left her cake out in the rain!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Never for a second did I think you liked it.


Hey - there's actually gay people out there who have a fetish for homophobic men. They're turned on by the verbal abuse and feeling inferior. It's like going to a dominatrix, but the dominatrix is an abusive straight guy who bosses you around and feels above you because you're gay.

[The Gunslinger45]

Lovely scenery. I like the desert.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Straight men are hot.

It's not like we start off being gay because we all found Harvey Fierstein attractive.

[The Gunslinger45]

Hey - there's actually gay people out there who have a fetish for homophobic men. They're turned on by the verbal abuse and feeling inferior. It's like going to a dominatrix, but the dominatrix is an abusive straight guy who bosses you around and feels above you because you're gay.

Everyone has their kicks I guess. Lol

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh boy. Time to meet the kid!

[The Gunslinger45]

Ha! So that was the hospital scene was!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, damn. This movie's almost over.

This is the final drag dance scene.

[The Gunslinger45]

This should be awesome. I have seen half the gigs for it!

[The Gunslinger45]

Tick has one heck of a wife

[The Gunslinger45]

Emus! Lol

[The Gunslinger45]

Crazy costumes!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want that drink.

[The Gunslinger45]

Clap louder dammit!

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh crap the kid knows!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bob wants Bernadette.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think I need to ditch this Delia avatar.

[The Gunslinger45]

Kid seems to be taking it well.

Wait ... MOM IS A LESBIAN!

This just passed The Bird Cage for strange parents!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, I don't think anybody could pass Nathan Lane's character.

[The Gunslinger45]

I think I need to ditch this Delia avatar.

Needs more Bernadette

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh, I don't think anybody could pass Nathan Lane's character.

A gay man and a lesbian birthed a child, this is science fiction!

[Hit Girl]

I think I need to ditch this Delia avatar.

When I first saw it, I thought it was Julian Clary!

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[Sexy Celebrity]

A gay man and a lesbian birthed a child, this is science fiction!

Well... if they actually had sex, then yes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They've climbed their mountain.

[The Gunslinger45]

True. In vetro does not count.

Climbing the desert in show girl outfits!

[The Gunslinger45]

Mountains climbed, obstacles over come, and life is good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Where are you??? They're singing on the bus here.

[The Gunslinger45]

Bernadette is staying with Bob

[The Gunslinger45]

And singing now. Lol

[Sexy Celebrity]

You have to keep watching for something after the credits.

[The Gunslinger45]

F**king ABBA

[The Gunslinger45]

You have to keep watching for something after the credits.

Will do

[Sexy Celebrity]

Right now there's a black "female" drag queen singing over the credits.

Well, not singing... lip synching to "Saved the Best for Last."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, I used to think she was black... now I'm not so sure....

[Sexy Celebrity]

On Blu-ray, she looks kind of white.

[The Gunslinger45]

Looks white to me.

[The Gunslinger45]

Well this was a very good movie! Thank you for the recommendation Sexy!

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[The Gunslinger45]

HA! Dragorama!

[Sexy Celebrity]

5

I'm glad you liked it, Gunslinger. Thanks for the commentary!

[The Gunslinger45]

The hell? The kite ended up in China?!?!?!?

[Sexy Celebrity]

The hell? The kite ended up in China?!?!?!?

Yep. Priscilla is just a touch of an Asian movie this way.

[The Gunslinger45]

5

I'm glad you liked it, Gunslinger. Thanks for the commentary!

Oh thank you Sexy. Helped me get over this groggy feeling due to lack of sleep!

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're welcome.

[Hit Girl]

That was fun.


http://media.giphy.com/media/5cAvxbOyRXCSs/giphy.gif

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, you traveled with us, Hit Girl? Thank you.

[Hit Girl]

Oh, you traveled with us, Hit Girl? Thank you.


Yeah, I was on and off the bus a bit, but I rode most of the way.

One thing. I like Abba and I don't care who knows it! :D

[The Gunslinger45]

So I we have done commentaries with Sexy for Lethal Weapon, Taxi Driver, The Toxic Avenger, Caligula, Sharknado, and now The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

I wonder what will be next?

[Hit Girl]

Muriel's Wedding???

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSt_Ou3F_wwPE4wz2mbInmgPujyaxTlqc9U8Uz1kXxrAVsK2lGuIg

:D:D:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know. I still need to watch the Lethal Weapon sequels... maybe a John Waters movie (Female Trouble/Desperate Living/Polyester)... ANOTHER Caligula commentary... I'm not sure. There's lots of possibilities. Maybe Wolf of Wall Street someday.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Muriel's Wedding???

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSt_Ou3F_wwPE4wz2mbInmgPujyaxTlqc9U8Uz1kXxrAVsK2lGuIg

:D:D:D

I like that movie, but it probably wouldn't be an exciting commentary.

[The Gunslinger45]

I don't know. I still need to watch the Lethal Weapon sequels... maybe a John Waters movie (Female Trouble/Desperate Living/Polyester)... ANOTHER Caligula commentary... I'm not sure. There's lots of possibilities. Maybe Wolf of Wall Street someday.

I would definitely be down for Wolf of Wall Street. Also the other Lethal Weapons.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wow, Gunslinger, you still haven't even been here a year yet and you're already past 7,000 posts. Before commentaries, it took me years to reach 7,000 posts.

[The Gunslinger45]

Yeah that helped, as have the Games tab. Otherwise I just spend a great deal of time on the internet! :D

[JayDee]

Well this was a very good movie! Thank you for the recommendation Sexy!

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Glad to see you were a fan GS. I found it a very enjoyable film and would actually like to watch it again, which is why I'd have tried to join in if possible.

Second Lethal Weapon is a real favourite of mine, almost as much as the first. It's another I'd perhaps join in with if the circumstances were right. What about the idea of RoboCop that was floated a while ago Sexy?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wouldn't do RoboCop unless other people got together and said, "We're doing a RoboCop commentary now." Then I would have to find it somewhere. I don't own it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Coming up next on the Sexy Celebrity Channel:

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Honeykid

Anyone else wanna join us?

[honeykid]

I am here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay is it ready?

[honeykid]

Press play when you're ready

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pressed play.

[Sexy Celebrity]

1976.

[honeykid]

Pathe. Film Consortium

[honeykid]

Handgliding

[honeykid]

Ride Of The Valkyries playing

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't remember this. I saw this once back in 2004, I think it was. I barely remember it. I remember liking it.

[honeykid]

Crash into a barbwire fence

[honeykid]

Coogan's speech pattern is perfectly imitating Tony

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, that's the guy from Philomena alright.

[honeykid]

You should probably read more.

Titles

[honeykid]

I forgot Peter Kay is in this. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is my first commentary on the new layout. I'm a beta tester.

[honeykid]

So I read. How's it looking?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I actually can't believe I'm doing a commentary to this. Seems kinda strange for me.

[honeykid]

How so?

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's looking good. The posts are more spaced out, though. They're not close together like the old layout. They're like cartoon dialogue boxes, that's all I'll say.

[honeykid]

The public like public executions.

[honeykid]

Oh. Shame.

[honeykid]

Sex Pistols gig. The Manchester scene are there in waiting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How so?

Well, just because it's a movie I've only seen once before and nobody else talked me into watching it and doing a commentary at the same time.

What is this movie about anyways? The Sex Pistols?

[honeykid]

No, it's about Tony Wilson. You'll see.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, it's about bands.

[honeykid]

One of two bona fide geniuses. He will later try to kill me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Someone is a postman.

[honeykid]

Tony pogoing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We're at the same spot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought this was about people taking a lot of drugs.

[honeykid]

Prog rock and Glam are dead. Floyd and Bowie posters come down.

[honeykid]

In a way, it is. It's about Tony primarily.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is Tony a real person?

[honeykid]

The drugs don't come from the Carribbean, they come from Rhyl. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're smoking pot.

[honeykid]

He was. He died about 5 or 6 years ago.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't get why Americans don't have British accents. We speak English.

[honeykid]

Souxisie And The Banshees

[honeykid]

I don't get why Americans don't have British accents. We speak English.
That's debatable. :p:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I feel cheated. I speak English. I should have a British accent. I feel left out.

[honeykid]

Tony is going to open The Haçienda. It becomes a legendary nightclub

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're watching television.

[honeykid]

Peter Kay is Tony too.

[honeykid]

It doesn't sound like we're at the some place, SC.,

[honeykid]

Two Tony's is a problem.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Tony doesn't believe in television.."

[honeykid]

OK, I'm at the Tony conversation

[Sexy Celebrity]

Where are you? My cable acted up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, they're doing a Tony conversation.

I still don't get what's going on yet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're in a car, driving away. Andy Warhol was mentioned.

Now a television station.

[honeykid]

Indian? No, Indie

[honeykid]

So It Goes Ends

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, I think this is something I remember -- a club.

[honeykid]

He doesn't care what people say.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Avant garde singing.

[honeykid]

Rob Brydon. I don't remember him in it either.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is just a series of bands playing....

[honeykid]

Joy Division

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's Woodstock in England.

[honeykid]

No, that was the Isle Of Wight festival. Well, that or Knebworth.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Were you big into the music scene, Honeykid? Did you go to these kinds of places and dance about in place?

[honeykid]

No. I was into rock music by then.

[honeykid]

Time for a nosh. ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now there's a van with two small breasted bimbos.

[honeykid]

I can just hear him asking like that. :D

[honeykid]

Oh, uh. Wifey's found out.

[honeykid]

Payback

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my gosh. The wife catches him and he stays in the van.

Do they have an open relationship?

[honeykid]

Gig's over. The posters have just arrived. Tony likes them, but they're useless

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought there was some sluttin' around in this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, Honeykid, I need you to explain every so often what's going on. I find their British accents kind of distracting.

[honeykid]

Love this conversation.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god, look at how skinny she is. It's like f**king an empty shoe bag.

[honeykid]

I only had a blow job, that's full penetration.

[honeykid]

Joy Division is a cheery name. :D

[honeykid]

Body clock

[Sexy Celebrity]

I only had a blow job, that's full penetration.

I think they're even. That's what I would do -- I would have to have more stronger sex to make it even.

[honeykid]

Factory Records is being created.

[honeykid]

Gollum

[Sexy Celebrity]

God, get a bunch of British guys, have them all cuss nonstop, have them drink beer and you've got yourself a British movie.

[honeykid]

No, you've got British people. To make it a movie you need a camera. :D

[honeykid]

Classic Joy Division riffs going down.

[honeykid]

Still outside drumming.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm kinda glad I'm not British. I'd be doomed to a life of playing musical instruments.

[honeykid]

You look fantastic

We look like Hitler youth

No, you look like Scouts

[honeykid]

Love Will Tear Us Apart Again

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think I know this song.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why am I watching this movie? I should have just listened to the soundtrack.

[honeykid]

Barabbas is the worst band name Tony's heard of.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And I LIKED this movie ten years ago??

[Sexy Celebrity]

I knew there was a reason why I've hesitated buying this film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sorry, Honeykid.

[honeykid]

Are you out?

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, I'm still watching it.

[honeykid]

Ian's having a fit

[honeykid]

A duck herding sheep

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's Tacitus' sheep.

[honeykid]

Regional journalism. :yup:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the look of this little village.

[honeykid]

And like that... He was gone.:(

[honeykid]

Tony hears the news.

What a stupid bloody bugger.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh he committed suicide.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think I'm behind you.

[honeykid]

The news is announced by a Town Crier

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why did he kill himself? 'Cause the movie is so boring?

[honeykid]

Has Tony found out about Ian yet?

[honeykid]

He killed himself because he suffered from depression.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder if this is even the movie I remember liking.....

I'm starting to not be so sure.

I know I've seen this......

[honeykid]

:laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

What a creepy coffin.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god, Honeykid, I don't wanna die. I don't wanna lay in a coffin dead.

[honeykid]

That is the musical equivalent of Che Guaveara

[honeykid]

Oh my god, Honeykid, I don't wanna die. I don't wanna lay in a coffin dead.

The first bit you have no choice about. The second, though. That's up to you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe you need to be high to enjoy this movie more.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are you going for a coffin when you die, Honeykid?

[honeykid]

I can't see drugs enhancing this film. :shrug:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't see drugs enhancing this film. :shrug:

They might help me. They really might.

[honeykid]

No, I'm going to be burned. There are better songs to play as the coffin goes in. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god, Honeykid. To think... you! In the fires.

[honeykid]

American lives don't have second acts. Well, this is Manchester. We do things differently here. This is the second act.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're feeding pigeons.

[honeykid]

Pigeons

[honeykid]

Dead pigeons.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, that's horrible.

[honeykid]

Hacienda

[Sexy Celebrity]

I so don't remember this stuff if I really saw this before......

[honeykid]

I'm a genius, you're ****ing wankers.

[honeykid]

Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let's stop this movie and put on Aliens.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Can't believe I have you alone and I haven't said one reference to Whoopi Goldberg yet until now.

[honeykid]

More regional programming as a dwarf hoses down an elephant.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now they're washing elephants.

[honeykid]

Let's stop this movie and put on Aliens.
Yeah, that ain't gonna happen. :D

[honeykid]

And out of Joy Division come New Order

[Sexy Celebrity]

God, it must be fun to be a dwarf.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, I know New Order. I like New Order.

[honeykid]

That ends up losing them money. Biggest selling 12" in history.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

So this movie is about Joy Division/New Order and some guy named Tony who hung around them like a flea.

[honeykid]

We need to have a rethink about strategy. Tuesday night and the place is literally empty

[honeykid]

No, it's about Tony Wilson and what he did for himself, his friends (the bands) and the city of Manchester.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Honeykid, have you ever seen a movie called Gangster No. 1?

[honeykid]

The aliens flew low over Manchester and then left. Which is understandable.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wish I could see a UFO.

[honeykid]

Honeykid, have you ever seen a movie called Gangster No. 1?

No, it looked mockney cockney and I hate that. of course, it might not be.

The Happy Mondays

[honeykid]

They come last at the Battle Of The Bands, but Tony signs them anyway.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mockney cockney?

[honeykid]

Shaun's lyrics on a good day are like W.B. Yeats on an average day.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, I have the movie -- I found it for $2 -- but I still need to watch it.

[honeykid]

Mockney cockney?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mockney
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockney

[Sexy Celebrity]

This doesn't feel like a movie to me. This feels like.... musicians and some guy who describes everything going on.

It's like an encyclopedia in movie form.

[honeykid]

Bez off his **** as usual

[honeykid]

The Hacienda is a huge hit. Their cathedral.

[honeykid]

DJ as the superstar

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Hacienda in Manchester is alive with people and music.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wanna run a hacienda.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, I see. This movie is about the birth of rave culture.

[honeykid]

Hacienda is just the Spanish word for big house, I think.

[honeykid]

Nope, it's about Tony Wilson. It's everything.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hacienda is just the Spanish word for big house, I think.

Right, but it's a good word for a club.

[honeykid]

I hate this song.

[honeykid]

Gollum's back

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is it a kid's song?

[honeykid]

Not really. I think it was #1 in the late 70's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They have computers now.

[honeykid]

It's a song about L.S Lowry

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, great, some dramatic moment with a gun to liven things up in this movie.

[honeykid]

Get Carter quote.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, it was just a joke. Okay. That's forgivable.

[honeykid]

I seem to be ahead again. I'll pause for 30 seconds

[Sexy Celebrity]

I haven't been sitting comfortably. That might have been affecting my mood.

Plus this new layout... it's not as commentary friendly as the old one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That is some big hair on that black girl.

[honeykid]

Happy Mondays on tour

[Sexy Celebrity]

Honeykid, I'll be right back in two seconds. Don't pause the movie.

[honeykid]

OK.

Cocaine is a suit drug. Cocaine is destroyer of talent.

[Dorothy Michaels]

I'm back, Honeykid.

[honeykid]

Tony and Miss UK

[Dorothy Michaels]

I'm testing to see how it feels again to use this layout for a commentary.

Oh my stars!

[honeykid]

Ah, do you think Dorothy will enjoy this more then?

[honeykid]

Tony's postmodern before it was fashionable.

[Dorothy Michaels]

Oh my, well, the music is really loud... my ears!

[Dorothy Michaels]

I'm on the old layout. Dorothy has the old layout.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And now we cut back to this.

Apparently there's a movie on.

[honeykid]

Shaun's on a par with W.B. Yeats, as a poet.

Yeah, that's really interesting as most people think he's a ********.

[honeykid]

Fat Gollum

[Sexy Celebrity]

This can't be the movie I thought I really liked 10 years ago....

If it was.... I guess I was just fascinated by the Britishness of the thing.

[honeykid]

Monday's new manager is a drug dealer. That'll go well.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder if I would have liked it more if I had watched it alone...... not as a commentary.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Before this movie, I was watching Bubble Boy in high definition.