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Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 12:36 AM
I like Evie's dress.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:37 AM
Varla wants to really seal the deal.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 12:37 AM
It looks like the music video for "Wrapped Around Your Finger."

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:38 AM
Varla's a little bored with Stevie's little... nevermind.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:39 AM
It's like a baby's finger or something. OMG.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 12:39 AM
The actor playing Stevie had no idea that effect was going in the movie... it apparently made him pretty pissed.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:40 AM
That was a brillion years ago, before she discovered spiritualicity.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:41 AM
You can't **** your way to the top, or else Evie'd be queen of the universe.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 12:42 AM
Evie puked.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:42 AM
You have to admit, this is kind of its own punishment.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:42 AM
Speaking of fake sets, how do you like my boobs?

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:44 AM
Coco's still getting married, despite the rape and despite her fiance ****ing Evie.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 12:45 AM
Who has eyes on GROSS BOOBS?

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:46 AM
Evie doesn't know that green has blue in it.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:47 AM
A cat's got Evie's tongue. Let's drown him real quick.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:48 AM
Evie didn't take anything special tonight. Whoa, Party!

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:50 AM
Coco isn't pretty enough to be an actress.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 12:51 AM
This site was slow for me for a moment.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:52 AM
Poor little Stevie.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 12:52 AM
That's Varla as Varla's mother.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 12:53 AM
That's a little boy in drag as Little Varla.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:54 AM
Marla wants them all to see one thing, because she practiced so much.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:55 AM
Evie will break out the orgy coke.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 12:55 AM
"Let's move the party inside!"

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:57 AM
Evie's sorry.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 12:58 AM
OMFG I did NOT need to see that.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 01:00 AM
I like Coco's outfit here.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 01:01 AM
Evie gave Doug herpes.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 01:01 AM
Honnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk!

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 01:01 AM
Roll credits.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 01:01 AM
Yeah, her baby with Dr. Perfect is gonna drown in Evie's pool in the internet series.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 01:03 AM
4

What'd you think?

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 01:03 AM
I really could give that movie a higher rating, but not tonight.

Miss Vicky
09-11-13, 01:05 AM
3.5

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 01:06 AM
That's pretty good, coming from you.

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 01:06 AM
Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard (with Miss Vicky)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (with Miss Vicky)
Encino Man (with Miss Vicky and rauldc14)
Platoon (with Miss Vicky)
Creepshow 2 (with Miss Vicky)
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (with Miss Vicky)
Girls Will Be Girls (with Miss Vicky)

Sexy Celebrity
09-11-13, 01:10 AM
I've seen that movie SOOOOOO many times.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:22 AM
COMING UP NEXT:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11326&stc=1&d=1379049733

As picked by: Miss Vicky

Tell me when to press play.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:23 AM
give me a minute to set up.

Tell me Sexy, are you a Saved virgin?

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:24 AM
I am actually not sure. I don't have it. But I remember getting it from either Blockbuster or Netflix years ago with my ex. I can't remember if I've seen only part of it or all of it and can't remember it.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:25 AM
You'll probably hate it, then. Why? Because I love it.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:25 AM
I like Macauley Culkin.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:27 AM
I don't. I don't like Mandy Moore either. I watched this for the first time because a friend recommended it. I thought I'd hate it. I was wrong.

Anyway, disc's loaded. I'm ready to go.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:28 AM
Press play.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:28 AM
Right off the bat - don't like the cover of this song.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:29 AM
Eh, it doesn't bother me.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:29 AM
It's Mandy Moore singing, of course.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:29 AM
Heather Matarazzo's in it. I like her.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:30 AM
Accepting Jesus into your heart and getting saved is a big decision, especially for a three year old.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:30 AM
Eva Amurri's character is my favorite.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:31 AM
I actually heard of a teenage girl who committed suicide because she believed Heaven was waiting for her and that she was going to be in a better place. She committed suicide just to go there. Like it was a vacation.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:31 AM
Of course Jesus is supposed to be white.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:31 AM
Macauley Culkin's in a wheelchair.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:32 AM
I actually heard of a teenage girl who committed suicide because she believed Heaven was waiting for her and that she was going to be in a better place. She committed suicide just to go there. Like it was a vacation.

That's just pathetic.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:32 AM
"This wasn't exactly the MTV beach house"

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:32 AM
Oh my. He thinks he's gay.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:32 AM
Her perfect Christian boyfriend thinks he's gay.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:33 AM
Mary has a vision. Dean needs her now.

Jesus is pretty hot.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:33 AM
Ha ha @ the gay website.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:33 AM
"Cum and get it."

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:34 AM
Yeah, she should just date Jesus.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:34 AM
"How could my boyfriend be gay?!"

"Why had he been stricken with such a spiritually toxic affliction?"

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:35 AM
Jesus told her to have sex with Dean.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:35 AM
Yeah, I don't think... I don't think I've really seen this. Maybe snippets. I think it was one my ex watched and I didn't.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:35 AM
Sarah Palin.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:35 AM
Hillary Faye seemed to have a spiritual solution to every problem.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:36 AM
Yep, Dean's gay.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:36 AM
That is a hot, raunchy gay porn mag -- Honcho.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:38 AM
I've never read it.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:38 AM
I don't think he'd be able to take down Harry and Marv in that wheelchair.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:38 AM
"Oh I uh went rollerblading, water skiing, learned kickboxing. You know, the usual."

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:39 AM
I've never read it.

It's what you turn to if you want something like older leather daddies who smoke or something.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:40 AM
"In countries like China, Hillary Fay would probably have killed at birth."

"Yeah, then where would you be Roland?"

"China"

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:40 AM
Such loving Christian parents sent their gay problem away.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:40 AM
That's how my parents learned I was gay. My mom found a gay magazine among my stuff. It wasn't porn, though.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:41 AM
"The guy was like a one man gay pride parade"

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:41 AM
That's how my parents learned I was gay. My mom found a gay magazine among my stuff. It wasn't porn, though.

Sure...

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:42 AM
Cassandra Edelstein was the only Jewish to ever attend American Eagles.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:42 AM
Eva Amurri = awesome.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:42 AM
It wasn't. It was XY Magazine. A gay teen mag.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:42 AM
Jesus loves you - Everyone else thinks you're an *******.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:43 AM
"Jesus appeared to me in my fishtank!"

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:43 AM
I'm glad I didn't go to a Christian school. I would be f**ked.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:44 AM
Patrick Fugit is strangely hot in this. Not in anything else though.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:45 AM
I hope this isn't a song and dance musical movie.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:45 AM
This is a special school.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:45 AM
Like Glee. Complete with the handicapped kid.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:45 AM
I hope this isn't a song and dance musical movie.

It isn't. I think this is the only scene with any of the characters singing.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:45 AM
Have you seen Party Monster?

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:46 AM
Get down with the G-O-D!!

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:46 AM
So far, this movie isn't bad.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:47 AM
Have you seen Party Monster?

No. I've been meaning to for awhile though.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:48 AM
I suppose the school is called "American Eagle" as a comment on, like, American Eagle clothing stores.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:48 AM
Thank you sparing me from the eternal hellfires of damnation. I'm sorry I let that promisemaker guy touch me in the rectory.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:49 AM
Did you grow up in a religious household, Miss Vicky?

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:49 AM
Jew girl's speaking in tongues.

My pus-say is a hot pus-say.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:50 AM
Did you grow up in a religious household, Miss Vicky?

No. As my mother put it, I was raised a heathen.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:51 AM
Hay Faye is such a c*nt.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:52 AM
No more muffins for you.

The muffin shop is closed!

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:52 AM
I'm having a vision of the Virgin Mary!

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:53 AM
Good Christians don't get jiggy with it until they're married.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:54 AM
Where'd you go, Sexy?

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:54 AM
Lifetime: Television for Women

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:55 AM
Lifetime: Television for Women

Lifetime: God-awful crap for people with no taste.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:55 AM
I love motorized toothbrushes.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:56 AM
Let it be cancer, let it be cancer, let it be cancer.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:56 AM
Wait - is she pregnant with Dean's child?

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:56 AM
It's not cancer.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:57 AM
Wait - is she pregnant with Dean's child?

Yep.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 02:57 AM
That's what happens when you read Honcho. Faster sperm.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 02:58 AM
Sorry about Dean's ******ry.

See you at P Circle?

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:00 AM
There's only one reason why Christian girls come down to the Planned Parenthood.

She's planting a pipe bomb?!

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:00 AM
That was funny - "I think there's a better chance of that pipe bomb."

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:01 AM
In a way, it was a pipe bomb. Just a different kind.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:02 AM
And we pray for all the perverts Lord but especially for Dean who at this time
just hasn't found the right girl.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:02 AM
Heather Matarazzo is a lesbian in real life.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:03 AM
Prayer works, it's been medically proven.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:04 AM
Heather Matarazzo is a lesbian in real life.

Yeah I know. She's funny but that's about the extent of my liking for her.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:05 AM
Wow, that's gotta be a great place to meet guys.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:05 AM
Dean's getty de-gay-ified at Mercy House. Mitch is there for the same reason. They're going to beat this, according to the brochure hundreds of others have.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:06 AM
Roland is ungrateful to his sister. She's such an angel.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:07 AM
"Don't you have a church to desecrate or something?"

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:08 AM
They're exorcising Mary.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:09 AM
I'm watching.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:09 AM
Scooter? Mary, this is a Vespa.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:10 AM
By the way, I watched Stakeout the other night for the first time. I really liked it.

I still need to watch Another Stakeout... but I can't believe Rosie O'Donnell's in it.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:10 AM
Is someone gonna turn out to be a lesbian?

Is Hillary Faye a lesbian? Or Heather Matarazzo's character?

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:11 AM
Patrick is not cute.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:11 AM
By the way, I watched Stakeout the other night for the first time. I really liked it.

I still need to watch Another Stakeout... but I can't believe Rosie O'Donnell's in it.

It's been a very long time since I watched either, but I do remember liking them a lot. Rosie was good, actually.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:11 AM
Patrick is not cute.

Wrong.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:12 AM
Of course, you'd probably rather have Maccauley. Right?

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:13 AM
This movie is from 2004. I love 2004.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:13 AM
Of course, you'd probably rather have Maccauley. Right?

Actually, yes.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:13 AM
But I don't really think of Macauley in that way.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:13 AM
This movie is from 2004. I love 2004.

What's so special about 2004?

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:14 AM
Should you be driving?

What is it with you people, you don't think we can do anything, do you?

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:15 AM
Double plus bonus, I'm pretty sure he's not a 'mo.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:15 AM
What's so special about 2004?

It was just a good year for me.

Interestingly, it was the year I wasn't seen on Movie Forums at all.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:17 AM
Cassandra is distracting bitch face so Mary can sneak away.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:17 AM
Hillary Faye's a lesbian, isn't she? And she's attracted to the stripper girl. That's why she wants to save her.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:17 AM
And there's the sex, I mean are we counting ora...

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:18 AM
Hillary Faye's a lesbian, isn't she? And she's attracted to the stripper girl. That's why she wants to save her.

Uh, no. She's attracted to Patrick and is jealous of the fact that he's attracted to Mary.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:18 AM
There is NO free will.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:19 AM
There is NO free will.

I totally forgot about that line.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:19 AM
I know why you like Patrick.

He looks like a lesbian.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:21 AM
I can't believe Heather Matarazzo isn't playing a nerd or an outcast for once.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:21 AM
I know why you like Patrick.

He looks like a lesbian.

Um, no. He looks like a guy.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:22 AM
In Hostel 2, Heather Matarazzo gets hung upside down naked while a naked woman below cuts her throat open so Heather's blood can pour all over her naked body.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:22 AM
Your mom has her missionary position.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:22 AM
To me, Patrick looks very feminine.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:23 AM
In Hostel 2, Heather Matarazzo gets hung upside down naked while a naked woman below cuts her throat open so Heather's blood can pour all over her naked body.

Haven't seen it. Hated the first Hostel.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:23 AM
Hostel 2 is the first Hostel, but with girls.

I like it, though. Nice twist ending.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:24 AM
This movie is dragging.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:24 AM
Pastor Skip's kind of hot, too.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:25 AM
He's tolerable.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:25 AM
Actually, no, he's not that cute to me.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:25 AM
This movie is dragging.

You just don't deal well with quiet, emotional moments. Do you?

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:25 AM
Now that's what I call being hung on a cross.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:26 AM
I need aggression and action.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:27 AM
Mary's having a sea monkey.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:27 AM
Oh my goodness. Hillary.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:27 AM
Fat joke for you.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:29 AM
Not a good one.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:29 AM
Hay Faye's jealous of the not-so-virgin Mary.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:29 AM
Watch me. Watch me walking away.

Watch me walking away from Jesus!

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:31 AM
She looks like someone I used to know when she's fat and got braces.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:31 AM
Hay Faye's praying for God to tell her how to punish the heathens.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:31 AM
Does anyone in this movie die?

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:32 AM
Does anyone in this movie die?

I knew you'd hate it.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:33 AM
I don't hate it.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:33 AM
I don't hate it.

You're just hoping somebody dies.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:34 AM
Pastor Skip is giving Mary's mom and ultimatum.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:34 AM
It's SAVED by Macauley Culkin.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:34 AM
I just keep thinking there's going to be something... *BIG*

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:35 AM
Uh oh. Quiet emotional moment. Sexy's bored.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:35 AM
I miss being a gay teenager. Everything's so simple.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:35 AM
This movie isn't about BIG moments, Sexy. It's a quietly poignant and funny movie.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:36 AM
They need to smoke some weed. Get this movie a little more hardcore.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:37 AM
They need to smoke some weed. Get this movie a little more hardcore.

It's a movie about acceptance and love, not about weed and being hardcore.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:38 AM
That guy with the declined credit card was cute.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:38 AM
Hay Faye's got a zit.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:38 AM
I want to be the guy who's with the girl because he wants her. And I want you.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:39 AM
She's sneaking off to San Francisco.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:39 AM
Cassandra looks 10 years older now.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:40 AM
This movie is SO SAPPY.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:40 AM
You're weird.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:41 AM
Miss Vicky, I'm going to change you. I'm gonna turn you into someone who needs a bloodbath in every movie to be satisfied.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:41 AM
Yeah well I like sappy romance. And cartoons.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:41 AM
Patrick looks like this woman I used to know.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:41 AM
And I don't do bloodbaths. Or foot injuries.

I don't like horror.

And I never will.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:42 AM
Miss Vicky, this IS a Lifetime TV movie.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:42 AM
The Christian jewels had to take the handi-capper van. And they don't have dates.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:42 AM
Well, be glad you picked this, 'cause I was thinking of a horror movie.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:42 AM
Miss Vicky, this IS a Lifetime TV movie.

How would you know? You watch a lot of television for women?

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:44 AM
Actually, I have in the past. I really have. Because Golden Girls were on Lifetime ALL THE TIME when I was growing up.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:44 AM
So, yeah, I've seen that. I've seen Designing Women. I've seen Nanny. And I saw a bunch of Lifetime TV movies whenever I didn't bother changing the channel.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:44 AM
Golden Girls. I should have known.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:45 AM
I saw that movie where Sigourney Weaver plays the mom to a gay boy who commits suicide. Prayers for Bobby, I think it was called.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:46 AM
I did not have sex with a gay and try to blame it on Jesus!

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:46 AM
Maternity Girl.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:47 AM
I saw that movie where Sigourney Weaver plays the mom to a gay boy who commits suicide. Prayers for Bobby, I think it was called.

I've not seen it.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:47 AM
Uh oh. Heather Matarazzo EXPOSES ALL.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:48 AM
Here comes the gay boys.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:48 AM
Mercy House kids are crashing prom too, in a stolen van.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:49 AM
Eva's boobs are popping out of that top. Pretty sure ten year olds don't look like that.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:50 AM
The Bible is black and white!

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:50 AM
We're really losing Sexy now. He doesn't care about moral ambiguity.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:51 AM
Why would God make us all so different, if he wanted us to be the same?

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:51 AM
I didn't say Cassandra/Eva looks 10 years old. I said she looks 10 years OLDER -- in that suit.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:52 AM
I crashed my van into Jesus! I am NOT okay!

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:52 AM
I didn't say Cassandra/Eva looks 10 years old. I said she looks 10 years OLDER -- in that suit.

ha ha. Oops. totally misread that.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:53 AM
Do you think Jesus still loves me, Roland?

Probably not.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:54 AM
She's going into labor?!

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:54 AM
I've only room for one of you.

I'm the father.

I'm the boyfriend.

I'm his boyfriend.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:55 AM
She's going into labor?!

Yeah, that usually happens at the end of a pregnancy.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:55 AM
I don't care for this. It's one of those movies that's for gay people who fear going to Hell because they're gay. I'm just not -- I don't care about that whole area. I know gay people who appreciate stuff like this, and I'm like, WHY BOTHER CARING?

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:55 AM
But how cheesy that she goes into labor on Prom Night.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:55 AM
Pastor Skip is torn.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:57 AM
I don't care for this. It's one of those movies that's for gay people who fear going to Hell because they're gay. I'm just not -- I don't care about that whole area. I know gay people who appreciate stuff like this, and I'm like, WHY BOTHER CARING?

It's a high school movie for anybody who's ever felt like an outcast. Which is pretty much most teenagers.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:57 AM
End Credits.

2.5

It's not the worst, but I wasn't wowed by it.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:57 AM
Sexy's favorite song again.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:58 AM
End Credits.

2.5

It's not the worst, but I wasn't wowed by it.

See what I mean? If I love it, chances are you'll hate it.

My rating:

4.5

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 03:59 AM
That's why I do commentaries with you. I work better with people who are the polar opposite of me.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 03:59 AM
I had considered suggesting Clay Pigeons, but thought this would make for better commentary and thought maybe you'd like it more.

I guess it doesn't matter. You'd probably hate Clay Pigeons too.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:00 AM
Clay Pigeons... is that the movie where the man with PTSD has a stalker?

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:01 AM
Oh, no, it's not... it looks interesting, though.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:02 AM
I'm looking at it now. Joaquin looks cute.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 04:02 AM
Clay Pigeons... is that the movie where the man with PTSD has a stalker?

No. It's a comedy/thriller where Vince Vaughn plays a serial killer. It also stars Joaquin Phoenix and Jeanine Garofalo.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 04:03 AM
I'm looking at it now. Joaquin looks cute.

That's the movie my old Joaquin avatar is from.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:03 AM
Let's watch it next time. Whenever you want.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:03 AM
Yeah, I just heard Vince call him a fishing buddy.

And MY GOD, Vince is hot as hell, shirtless and in a cowboy hat.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 04:03 AM
Well I'm available any night except this Sunday.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:04 AM
Me too. Just give me a profile comment buzz.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 04:04 AM
I knew I shouldn't have trusted my instincts and gone with the one I thought you'd like less.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:05 AM
Holy hell, he's in white briefs and a cowboy hat. I'm gonna eat my computer.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 04:05 AM
Me too. Just give me a profile comment buzz.

Will do. Probably either tomorrow or Monday.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:05 AM
You subconsciously wanted to punish me.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:06 AM
I'm gonna buy this movie just for Vince Vaughn alone. My god, that ass I just saw.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 04:06 AM
Holy hell, he's in white briefs and a cowboy hat. I'm gonna eat my computer.

Yep, I definitely made the wrong choice.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:08 AM
I always wondered where that Joaquin avatar (the old one) had come from because I liked it.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:09 AM
Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard (with Miss Vicky)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (with Miss Vicky)
Encino Man (with Miss Vicky and rauldc14)
Platoon (with Miss Vicky)
Creepshow 2 (with Miss Vicky)
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (with Miss Vicky)
Girls Will Be Girls (with Miss Vicky)
Saved! (with Miss Vicky)

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 04:09 AM
It's one of my favorite avatars. I'll probably switch back to it at some point.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:10 AM
You should. Although, if you want, let me fix it for ya. Make it better.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 04:15 AM
You can if you want.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:17 AM
If it needs it. I just thought I remembered it being kinda, I dunno.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 04:20 AM
Kinda, you dunno?

I'm not sure if I found that pic online or if I played the movie on my computer and then took a screenshot.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 04:21 AM
http://www.angelfire.com/music6/walteregan/MoFoAvs/claypigjoaq.jpg

I think it was a screencap.

Miss Vicky
09-13-13, 04:24 AM
You could make this into an avatar while you're at it:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hxv37TT11qcs4zto1_r2_1280.jpg

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:26 AM
http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11327&stc=1&d=1379057142 or http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11328&stc=1&d=1379057147

With Joaquin, it's harder to do 110x90 because the original pic is so long.

Sexy Celebrity
09-13-13, 04:29 AM
http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11329&stc=1&d=1379057385

Joaquin & Vince.