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Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 01:54 AM
But it's not. It's someone named Dean Cameron.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 01:54 AM
biff. lol
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 01:55 AM
yeah that's not Balky. voice isn't obnoxious enough
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 01:55 AM
Ohhh. He's that guy from Summer School. The one whose name was Chainsaw. The horror movie lover.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 01:55 AM
that's wreckless driving, jimbo
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 01:56 AM
bike cop's stache is ridiculous
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 01:57 AM
It wouldn't be bad if he just had darker hair.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 01:57 AM
Louis knows his sounds
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 01:58 AM
Mr. Sneaky Man and Mr. Bone Head are in a compromising position. I **** you not
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 01:58 AM
It's a shame that it has to be those cops tied up like that. I would rather see the garbage men bullies. Or - as nasty as it might be - Emilio and Charlie.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 01:59 AM
You sick sick man
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 01:59 AM
Also I was thinking the same thing
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 01:59 AM
Well, it has to be two guys.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:00 AM
needs sugar
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:01 AM
mr. rasta man is ridiculous
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:01 AM
I don't like these two bad guys, though. That one in the glasses look like a D-list Jeff Goldblum.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:02 AM
it's a taser
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:02 AM
mr. rasta man is ridiculous
I agree. I don't understand the outfit. He should be a stoner or something if he looks like that. He should smoke pot.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:02 AM
D list jeff goldblum. as opposed to a .... what list Jeff goldblum?
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:03 AM
"That's my car!"
"Looks pretty undrive-able."
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:03 AM
lol at the laser in the dude's mouth
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:04 AM
charlie confesses
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:05 AM
The woman -- Leslie Hope -- was on 24. So she's also worked with Kiefer Sutherland.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:05 AM
double slap... so cliche
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:05 AM
I'd go over there and spin them.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:05 AM
police! thank god
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:06 AM
charlie looks intrigued
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:07 AM
Maxwell Potterdam III looks familiar to me, too.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:07 AM
charlie and curly hair chick do a lot of grunting and moaning together
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:08 AM
YES. He's Gus, the sleazy guy in Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead.
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:08 AM
The one who gave Rose ("I'm right on top of that, Rose!") a 48 hour orgasm.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:09 AM
don't tell mom... totally forgot about that movie
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:09 AM
Rasta Guy should have been played by Sean Penn.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:10 AM
rasta man is a poor man's sean penn
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:10 AM
I do not like the cuter guy (goateed one) very much now with that Vanilla Ice hairstyle.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:10 AM
gmta
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:11 AM
love the pseudo pro-environment message
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:11 AM
because Charlie's all about restricting toxins, don't you know
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:11 AM
Did we just think of Sean Penn at the same time?
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:12 AM
yes we did
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:12 AM
Cool. Yeah, I've noticed a lot of what we say seems to be in sync.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:13 AM
Pizza man is not a super hero
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:14 AM
This is one part of the movie I didn't really like when I watched this before -- the ending. Let's see if it gets better.
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:14 AM
Emilio Estevez directed this movie, I believe.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:14 AM
Charlie Sheen is hazardous waste
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:15 AM
Those canisters make me think of Return of the Living Dead.
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:15 AM
Charlie Sheen is hazardous waste
Oh, well. Still love him anyway.
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:16 AM
I want that U.S. Army jacket that Louis wears.
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:16 AM
Those guys are dirty. Dirty jeans.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:16 AM
rent a cops. I hate rent a cops too
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:17 AM
That looks like fun -- swinging on those doors.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:17 AM
he loves her because she let him feel her bumps
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:17 AM
it does look fun
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:18 AM
lots of emilio moans
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:18 AM
I wanna see this in 3D.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:19 AM
obligatory fake tire screech
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:19 AM
Then they can swing out at me in 3D. In dirty jeans.
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:19 AM
Seeing those canisters tumble down that hill reminds me of when I used to go sledding down a hill.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:20 AM
I've never gone sledding
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:20 AM
Not much snow in California?
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:21 AM
he's gonna blow his whole head
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:21 AM
Not much snow in California?
Uh, no
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:21 AM
Charlie has a nice ass.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:22 AM
pizza guy's gonna blow it
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:22 AM
I wonder why they're named Carl and James.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:22 AM
Charlie has a nice ass.
and an ugly sweater
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:23 AM
Why is that hurting her as he opens that canister? Her hair should protect her.
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:23 AM
I like his sweater. But I might have bad taste in clothes.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:24 AM
dirty, dirty boy
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:25 AM
creepy doll
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:26 AM
obligatory bird noises again
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:26 AM
Corny, corny, corny.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:27 AM
Smile, Butthead
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:27 AM
Now there's a bad suit.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:27 AM
Corny, corny, corny.
With a side of corn
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:27 AM
That mustache cop looks hotter in the daylight.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:28 AM
aw they're cuddling
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:28 AM
They could have done something funnier than just have a dog appear and piss on them.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:28 AM
one big funny mix-up
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:28 AM
Hmm... what do I rate this movie, considering everything...
3
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:29 AM
They could have done something funnier than just have a dog appear and piss on them.
yeah well, I don't think the writers got any award for this gem
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:30 AM
Hmm... what do I rate this movie, considering everything...
3
I'd rate it about the same, but I have a soft spot for it anyway
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:30 AM
I look forward to seeing it again. I own it, so that won't be a problem.
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:30 AM
Thank you for joining me and watching Men at Work.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:31 AM
You just like hearing Emilio scream "F*ck Me!"
I like it, too
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:32 AM
It's a hot movie. I like movies with hot guys.
Miss Vicky
08-16-13, 02:32 AM
Thank you for joining me and watching Men at Work.
Been a pleasure
Sexy Celebrity
08-16-13, 02:32 AM
Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:12 PM
Coming up NEXT on THE SEXY CELEBRITY CHANNEL:
http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11071&stc=1&d=1376770362
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:16 PM
Why oh why do I torture myself by doing these commentaries? This movie is 2 and a half hours long. It's gonna be awhile....
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:21 PM
Ryan Gosling breathes hard. The sound of a carnival. A knife. Flicking.
A shirtless, tattoed Ryan Gosling flicks a knife. Over and over again. In black leather pants. He grabs a jacket. Leaves a room. Walks into the carnival. Puts on a sleevless black Metallica t-shirt. Puts on a jacket. Walks and walks. Lights everywhere.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:22 PM
Goes into a darkened part of the carnival... a tent... and then bright lights. Cheering. He's the star of the show.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:23 PM
He's blonde here. He gets on a motorcycle. Puts on a helmet. An announcer over a microphone speaks. Other rides. They rev their engines. Ryan takes off. They all go inside this ball. It reminds me of the Thunderdome, in a way, from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, but much smaller.
Ryan rolls around in the ball... suddenly they're all going. On their motorcycles. Spinning and spinning and riding around. Crazy. Thrilling entertainment?
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:24 PM
Ryan Gosling signs autographs for kids.
A woman waits to the side for him. Latina.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:24 PM
Eva Mendes. Ryan Gosling approaches her. He looks happy. "Hey."
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:25 PM
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are on his motorcycle, cycling through the city.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:26 PM
Ryan Gosling looks damned hot in this movie. Maybe more than in any of his other movies.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:26 PM
A bad boy, with a cigarette in his mouth.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:27 PM
He's back at the carnival. Beautiful red jacket, beautiful blonde hair. A ferris wheel.
Now he's at the door of Eva Mendes' house. Her name is Rowena.
An older woman answers the door with a baby.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:28 PM
The baby is Ryan Gosling's. They are now just meeting.
He rubs his hands to clean them off before he holds his son.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:28 PM
The baby's name is Jason.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:29 PM
Now Ryan's in a diner. Eva Mendes works there. "Anything you wanna tell me?"
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:29 PM
Ryan Gosling is leaving -- forever -- and never coming back.
They go outside to talk.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:30 PM
Ryan Gosling had a fling with her. Then he took off for a year and never called her. And she had his son.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:31 PM
Eva Mendes is upset.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:31 PM
Ryan Gosling, cigarette in his mouth, tattoos on his hands, wants money.
He quits the carnival show.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:32 PM
Goes back to Rowena's house.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:32 PM
He wants to see his son... but Eva Mendes is with a new man. A big black guy.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:33 PM
Eva Mendes lives with the big black guy at his house.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:33 PM
Ryan Gosling stands on the porch, in sloppy clothes, his hand near his crotch. Smoking a cigarette. Watching his son take off with Eva and the black man.
Now in the church. He watches his son get baptized while being held by the big black guy. The guy not his father.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:34 PM
He sits down in a pew and watches. Beside his eye, a tattoo of a knife, dripping something. He is sad.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:35 PM
Deeply, Deeply Sad.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:35 PM
And also -- ANGRY.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:36 PM
He rides off into the woods on his motorcycle at fast speed. We see his point of view. Madness.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:36 PM
Another figure in the woods. A man. On his own motorcycle. They ride near each other, beside each other. Haunting music on the soundtrack.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:37 PM
The man now has a truck.
"You ride good, man!"
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:37 PM
There's a look of hope on Ryan Gosling's face.
He takes a ride with the man. Smokes a cigarette.
The man asks him if he has a job.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:37 PM
The man has a repair shop.
He could USE A GOOD WORKER.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:38 PM
The man has a dog.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:38 PM
"Anything you don't know, I can teach you."
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:39 PM
Ryan Gosling looks GAY AS ****. Funky pants. A bandana around his neck.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:39 PM
A winding road. Ryan on his motorcycle. Beautiful music.
Ryan smoking a cigarette. Looking at the house his child is in.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:40 PM
Ryan standing in the rain. His new friend chases ducks (or swans? geese? I dunno...)
Ryan needs more money.
His friend suggests ROBBING A BANK!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:40 PM
"You wanna provide for your kid? Use your SKILL SET."
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:41 PM
Ryan wants to take care of Eva Mendes and his son.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:42 PM
Ryan Gosling says the big, black man can get his own kid and woman.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:43 PM
There are A LOT of tattoos on Ryan Gosling in this.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:43 PM
Robbing a bank --
GO TO THE OLDEST FEMALE TELLER
or
THE MOST MEEK PERSON
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:44 PM
"What will you do if you get jock itch?"
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:45 PM
I heard this guy friend of Ryan Gosling's was gay and that's possible. Maybe bisexual. There's a pornographic picture on his wall of a man and a woman. Usually straight guys with porn pictures on walls only have women showing.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:46 PM
Ryan arrives at the bank that he's GOING TO ROB.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:46 PM
He picks the meek guy.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:46 PM
"Matt is my little ****ing dog."
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:47 PM
"You got that money out, boy? You betta fetch!"
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:47 PM
Ryan Gosling takes off on his motorcycle IN A HURRY!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:48 PM
He hides inside a cube truck.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:49 PM
His friend drives off with Ryan and his motorcycle in the back.
He sees how much money he robbed. Gets excited.
"You the ****ing baby boy!"
Ryan Gosling heaves.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:50 PM
Bruce Springsteen's DANCING IN THE DARK plays!
Ryan Gosling holds the dog and swings it.
The man dances next to Ryan Gosling. Good times.
Meanwhile, at the diner -- Eva Mendes comes out --
to a beautifully posed Ryan Gosling standing beside his motorcyle.
She smiles.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:51 PM
In bed, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes talk about their son, Jason.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:51 PM
They feed Jason ice cream outside an ice cream parlor.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:52 PM
Baby Jason sits on Ryan Gosling's motorcycle. The sound of the engine makes him cry.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:52 PM
Someone who works at the ice cream place takes a picture of Ryan, Eva and Jason. The family.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:53 PM
Cut to a COMPUTER crashing to the ground.
Another bank robbery. Ryan Gosling large and in charge.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:54 PM
Eva Mendes' mother. ANGRY. She no like Ryan Gosling delivering a crib to the big, black man's house.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:55 PM
Big, black man is named Kofi, I believe.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:55 PM
Kofi wants the crib gone!
"Pick this **** up and get it out the house!"
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:56 PM
Ryan Gosling has HIT Kofi!
Eva Mendes and her mother go crazy.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:56 PM
Ryan Gosling holds Jason. Walks downstairs.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:57 PM
Ryan Gosling IS IN JAIL!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:57 PM
His name is Luke Glanton (Ryan Gosling).
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:58 PM
Ryan Gosling IS IN COURT!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:59 PM
Now he's out. He goes to his friend's house. The one with the repair shop.
He bailed Ryan Gosling out of jail.
Ryan Gosling wants to ROB TWO BANKS A DAY!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:59 PM
"If you ride like lightnin', you're gonna CRASH like thunder."
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 05:59 PM
His friend is DONE with bank robbing!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:00 PM
But Ryan Gosling ISN'T!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:01 PM
He sits outside the house where Eva Mendes and his son lives. He goes to her. GIVES HER A BAG OF MONEY. But she wants nothing to do with him.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:01 PM
At the repair shop, RYAN GOSLING'S GAY OR BISEXUAL FRIEND F**KS WITH HIS MOTORCYCLE!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:02 PM
Eva Mendes DRIVES OFF!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:02 PM
Ryan Gosling FINDS HIS MOTORCYCLE LYING ON THE GROUND!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:03 PM
Ryan Gosling HAS A GUN!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:03 PM
The gay or bisexual repair shop guy GETS RYAN GOSLING'S GUN IN HIS MOUTH!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:04 PM
Ryan Gosling ROBS YET ANOTHER BANK!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:05 PM
"GET THE f**k DOWN!"
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:05 PM
His Motorcycle WON'T START!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:06 PM
BRADLEY COOPER Chases after RYAN GOSLING!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:06 PM
Bradley Cooper IS A COP!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:07 PM
GO GET HIM, Bradley Cooper!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:07 PM
*police car siren wailing*
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:07 PM
Ryan Gosling GOES INTO A STRANGER'S HOUSE!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:08 PM
Women ARE SCARED OF RYAN GOSLING!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:08 PM
Ryan Gosling BREAKS A WINDOW!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:09 PM
Makes Women Leave!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:09 PM
Woman GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:09 PM
"He's Upstairs!!!"
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:10 PM
Bradley Cooper, gun drawn, GOES UPSTAIRS!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:10 PM
He's Coming!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:10 PM
Bradley and Ryan SHOOT EACH OTHER!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:11 PM
Ryan Gosling FALLS OUT A WINDOW!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:11 PM
Ryan Gosling IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:11 PM
Blood POOLS around Ryan Gosling's head!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:12 PM
Bradley Cooper IS IN THE HOSPITAL!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:12 PM
His name is Avery!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:12 PM
Which is probably HIS LAST NAME!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:13 PM
Actually, no -- I'm wrong. His last name is Cross!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:13 PM
His name is Avery Cross!!!!!
And he seems to like ITALIAN FOOD!!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:14 PM
And he's a HERO!!!!!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:15 PM
Did he SHOOT FIRST or did RYAN SHOOT FIRST?!?!
This is the IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:16 PM
"Bradley Cooper, what did you see?!?! What do you remember?!?! When did he PULL HIS GUN?!?!?!?"
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:16 PM
"TELL ME WHAT THE f**k HAPPENED!!!"
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:16 PM
"It sounds like he shot first."
"Uh, yeah. He did. Whatever. Yeah. Sure. Yep."
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:17 PM
Bradley Cooper HAS A CAST ON HIS LEG!!!! Looks hot. Nice ass.
Cobpyth
08-17-13, 06:17 PM
I am impressed that this thread is still going. Thanks for the many spoilers, by the way. :p
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:18 PM
Ryan Gosling LEAVES BEHIND AN INFANT SON!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:18 PM
Bradley Cooper's wife IS WORRIED!!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:19 PM
Bradley Cooper speaks to a PSYCHIATRIST!!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:21 PM
Bradley Cooper has a HARD TIME looking at his son!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:22 PM
Whatshisname from Goodfellas -- Ray Liotta -- is at BRADLEY COOPER'S FRONT DOOR!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:23 PM
They eat DINNER!!!! With other guys!!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:24 PM
They want to STEAL THE HERO for police work!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:25 PM
It sounds like they wanna take him to a strip club.
At least that's what I thought the first time I watched this.
But they are not going to a strip club.
No, no.
They are going to Eva Mendes' house!!!!!!
The house of KOFI!!!! The big, black guy!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:26 PM
They are looking for Luke Glanton's MONEY!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:26 PM
They are going to STEAL IT FOR THEMSELVES!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:26 PM
They threaten to DEPORT EVA MENDES' OLD MOTHER!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:27 PM
While asking her to MAKE COFFEE FOR THEM!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:28 PM
"Did you know he was ROBBING BANKS?"
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:28 PM
These guys -- except Bradley Cooper -- are ALL ********!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:29 PM
Bradley Cooper PICKS UP JASON!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:30 PM
Hall & Oates! Maneater!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:30 PM
Earlier, there was a HALL & OATES REFERENCE!!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:31 PM
Between Ryan Gosling and his GAY FRIEND. They referred to themselves as Hall & Oates!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:32 PM
Bradley Cooper is GIVING A SPEECH!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:32 PM
I dunno, maybe he was promoted or something. I forget. And I didn't pay full attention just now.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:32 PM
Bradley Cooper is IN A SWIMMING POOL!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:33 PM
Talking to his FATHER!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:34 PM
Nice butt on Bradley Cooper!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:34 PM
I'm getting sick of doing this!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:35 PM
Bradley Cooper wants to be LIEUTENANT IN CHARGE OF SPECIAL INVESTIGATIONS!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:36 PM
But ******** DON'T WANNA HELP HIM!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:36 PM
'Cause people are nothing but *****!!!!
:laugh: Sexy your crazy. Movie tab 2 has been about since 2005 and it only at 800+ pages, and in less than three weeks this is at 125+ .
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Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:38 PM
Bradley Cooper's in a POLICE UNIFORM!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:39 PM
I am CRAZY, Camo!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:40 PM
Bradley Cooper FOUND A PICTURE OF RYAN GOSLING WITH HIS FAMILY!!!
I'll need to join you on one of these crazy adventures :laugh: . What are you watching next?
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:41 PM
Eva Mendes SHOVED Bradley Cooper!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:42 PM
I have no idea what I'll watch next. I'm trying to get through this!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:43 PM
The Police Chief Doesn't Like Bradley Cooper Trying to RAT OUT OTHER COPS!!!!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:43 PM
I want Bradley Cooper's blue lightweight jacket.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:44 PM
The Police Chief is TELLING ON BRADLEY COOPER to Ray Liotta!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:45 PM
Ray Liotta wants Bradley Cooper to follow him!
Into the WOODS!!!
HE WANTS TO KILL HIM!!!!
Mr Minio
08-17-13, 06:46 PM
Please, somebody close this thread.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:46 PM
Lesson #1: DON'T GO INTO THE WOODS!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:46 PM
Please, somebody close this thread.
Close Your Mouth.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:47 PM
Bradley Cooper DRIVES OUT OF THE WOODS to be SAFE!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:47 PM
Goes to see HIS FATHER for HELP!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:48 PM
Bradley Cooper is GONNA START WITH SCOTT!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:49 PM
Bradley Cooper AUDIOTAPED SCOTT!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:50 PM
I'm gonna stop here. I don't feel like shouting for another hour.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 06:51 PM
Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 07:42 PM
The bad cops went to jail.
Years passed. Bradley Cooper's teenage son moved in with him.
A.J., the teenage son, befriends Jason, Ryan Gosling's son, now a teenager. They smoke pot together and attend parties. They get arrested for possessing drugs. Avery (Bradley Cooper) recognizes Jason. Tells his son to stay away from Jason.
Jason learns the identity of his father. Goes to visit the gay/bisexual auto shop friend of Ryan Gosling's. Gets a pair of sunglasses that belonged to Ryan Gosling from him.
Jason learns that A.J.'s father is the cop who killed his dad. Jason gets a gun and, after beating up A.J., makes Bradley Cooper go to the woods, where he will kill him.
Maybe.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 07:43 PM
"I'm Sorry, Jason," says Bradley Cooper.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 07:44 PM
Jason finds a picture of Ryan Gosling, himself as a baby, and his mother inside Bradley Cooper's wallet.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 07:45 PM
Avery Cross (Bradley Cooper) won the election for Attorney General.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 07:47 PM
Eva Mendes receives the picture of Ryan Gosling with her and Baby Jason in the mail.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 07:48 PM
Dane DeHaan is headed out west!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 07:48 PM
He buys a motorcycle.
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 07:49 PM
He takes off!
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 07:49 PM
The End.
5
Sexy Celebrity
08-17-13, 07:51 PM
Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
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