Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

The malt liquor is the drug?

[honeykid]

Shaft!

[honeykid]

Truth drug!

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie needs Little Richard to spice it up a little.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mmmmm, breakfast.

[honeykid]

Well, you have Cream Corn. :D

[honeykid]

You're well ahead again. Have they 'explained' the conspiracy yet?

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're at the chalkboard, M&M's....

[honeykid]

Who makes M&M's?

The White Man!

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is just stupid.

Honeykid, this is stupid!!! How could you like this thing???

[honeykid]

'Cos it's brilliant!

Zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in

785 AD

:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are you serious? There's a Little Richard reference now?!

[honeykid]

Anaconda Malt Liquor give you what?

LITTLE RICHARD!!!

Happy now?

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's no reason to die. Small penises at least don't hurt.

[honeykid]

:rotfl:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anaconda Malt Liquor give you what?

LITTLE RICHARD!!!

Happy now?

I'm glad they listened to me.

I wanted the actual Little Richard there, though.

[honeykid]

The CIA double-cross

[Sexy Celebrity]

That looked like a real penis, too.

[honeykid]

You diabolical dick-shrinking mother****ers!

[honeykid]

Fake out again.

Here's we go, now it's going to get really stupid. :D

[honeykid]

Fellas! We're going on a boat ride.... To Kung-Fu Island

[honeykid]

The cuts from palms to jungle. :D

[honeykid]

Talking about leaving, going with family... Gets killed.

Who saw that comin... I mean, who saw where that came from? :D

[honeykid]

Decapitation. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not me.

[honeykid]

Fiendish Dr Wu, you done ****ed up now!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm just waiting for the end credits. They'll be here in about 20 minutes.

[honeykid]

Kung-Fu styles. :D

[honeykid]

It's a shame, mate. I'm laughing my arse off.

[honeykid]

Eyeballs

[honeykid]

Ha! I threw that **** before I walked in the room!

[Sexy Celebrity]

*gets out knitting kit and waits*

[honeykid]

Beats Dr Wu with his own arm.

[honeykid]

Enter The Dragon reference.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why do they keep talking about cream corn? Is this a David Lynch movie? Is it some sort of strange reference?

[honeykid]

His name is Cream Corn

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie makes me not wanna watch Shaft or something like it.

But I bet they're actually decent films.

[honeykid]

The best is yet to come.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hope you mean there's an actual Little Richard cameo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is like a bad MAD TV skit.

[honeykid]

Heeeeeeeeere's Dicky!

[Sexy Celebrity]

You don't have something like It's Pat: The Movie? That would have been better.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think I'm gonna watch that when this is over.

[honeykid]

That film's 20 years old. I thought you wanted new.

[honeykid]

The film still hasn't topped out.

[honeykid]

OK, Lincoln's ghost. Now it has. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wanted new AND GOOD.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's over for me.

I'm sorry, Honeykid. I really didn't like this.

1

[honeykid]

Oh, that's a shame. I love this.

I don't know how you're so far ahead of me again, though. He's only just apologising to Pat Nixon here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Normally I'm behind you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Normally I'm behind you.

That doesn't sound right....

[honeykid]

Well that just sounds wrong. :D

Finished here. I love it. I can't remember if it's 4 or 5 times for me now, but if I ever do another list I'm fairly certain this'd be on it.

Black Dynamite 5

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thanks, Honeykid.

[honeykid]

Thanks for sticking with it, SC. Sorry you didn't like it at all. :(

As you liked Foxy Brown and Coffy, maybe you should try some of the other female blacxploitation films.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POZDJKW1nfY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzDO9kh20Co
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRS7Bxx_62s

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hmmm. Okay. I've heard of them but never tried them.

I tried some of the other Pam Grier ones (Friday Foster, Sheba Baby) and some others, but didn't care for them.

Sheba, Baby, though, was almost pretty good.

[jiraffejustin]

Ha! I threw that **** before I walked in the room!

I watched Black Dynamite with a group of friends, and we laughed our asses off at this line. We loved the whole thing, but something about this line had us in tears.

[Zotis]

I have actually seen Cleopatra Jones, but I think it's the only Blacksploitation film I've seen. It was pretty good though, you should watch it.

[honeykid]

I watched Black Dynamite with a group of friends, and we laughed our asses off at this line. We loved the whole thing, but something about this line had us in tears.
I know. Same thing has happened whenever I've watched this with people. I couldn't believe it when I realised SC was ahead of me and this line had passed without notice.

It's been a very long time since I saw either of the Cleopatra Jones films, which was one of the reasons I didn't put the sequel up for my 100, but I seem to remember the sequel being much more fun than the first one. Good news for SC and his sequel fetish, should he watch it.

[Captain Spaulding]

Black Dynamite is hilarious. One of the most quotable comedies to come out in the last few years.

[honeykid]

Y'see this, SC? This is what I was hoping for. Ah, well. :(

[The Gunslinger45]

Black Dynamite was hilarious!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know. Same thing has happened whenever I've watched this with people. I couldn't believe it when I realised SC was ahead of me and this line had passed without notice.

I noticed the line. It was clever. But hysterical??

[Sexy Celebrity]

Black Dynamite was hilarious!

When am I ever gonna do another commentary with you? There are so many possibilities.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And Miss Vicky, if you're reading, I miss doing a commentary with you, too. Even if many of them were difficult.

[The Gunslinger45]

When am I ever gonna do another commentary with you? There are so many possibilities.

Lets try this weekend.

[Sexy Celebrity]

PM me.

[honeykid]

Wanna do one now, SC?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I'm up for another one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Spent like an hour trying to decide on what to watch!

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=13889&stc=1&d=1398298003

With Honeykid!

[honeykid]

YAY! Press play when ready.

[honeykid]

I'd just like to make it known that this is all SC. I had no input in choosing this film at all... Other than being very pleased, of course. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Trust me. I was looking for Whoopi Goldberg movies to torture you with, but you didn't have them/they're not online.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright, I'm pressing play.

[honeykid]

Well, depending on the film, I would've drawn the line at that. :p

[honeykid]

Pressed play.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was in the mood for Adam Sandler. I also like Sean Astin. I still need to see some other Adam Sandler movies, like Billy Madison.

[honeykid]

This is the least believable part of the film. Sandler as a lothario?

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's been a long time since I saw this, so I forgot all of this.

[honeykid]

I don't think that's an option, Lisa.

Linda!

I know, I changed it for your protection.

[honeykid]

This might be Rob Schneider least annoying performance ever

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this movie considered one of the "bad" Adam Sandler movies? I don't think it's bad at all.

[rauldc14]

This is a movie where I agree with HK, Drew Barrymore is hot,

[Sexy Celebrity]

I believe there's another Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore movie coming out this year.

[honeykid]

Daddy, what's a "nympho"?

A Nympho is the State bird of Hawaii.

[honeykid]

I believe there's another Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore movie coming out this year.

Indeed there is. Blended. There's also The Wedding SInger.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Wedding Singer is good. I have that, too.

[honeykid]

Is this movie considered one of the "bad" Adam Sandler movies? I don't think it's bad at all.
I don't believe so. I'd be surprised if it is. It's not Little Nicky or Funny People.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't believe so. I'd be surprised if it is. It's not Little Nicky or Funny People.

I liked both of those, especially Little Nicky.

[honeykid]

The Exorcist... Walrus style.

[honeykid]

I liked both of those, especially Little Nicky.
Of course you did. You didn't find Black Dynamite funny. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alexa is a woman, right?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Funny People -- I only watched it once. I do have it. But I remember it feeling extremely long.

[honeykid]

Yes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I noticed you like Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist. I like that, too. Used to have it, but don't anymore.

[honeykid]

DREW!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't see Drew yet...

[Sexy Celebrity]

There she is.

[honeykid]

Are you staring at me or her? Cos you're starting to freak me out.

[honeykid]

I've just realised this is 10 years old. :eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're sitting there thinking Drew Barrymore is cute, and I'm actually sitting here thinking Adam Sandler is kind of cute.

[honeykid]

I am grouchy from the lack of physical intimacy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've just realised this is 10 years old. :eek:

Yeah, this movie is old now. I remember when this came out. I'm not sure if I saw it at the movies or not... I don't think I did. I think I just rented it.

[honeykid]

You're sitting there thinking Drew Barrymore is cute, and I'm actually sitting here thinking Adam Sandler is kind of cute.
Yeah, but only one of us is right... And it ain't you. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

He should get himself some of that Alexa.

[honeykid]

He should get himself some of that Alexa.

LOL

There's always so much 80's in their films.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Drew Barrymore has too much hair.

[Sexy Celebrity]

LOL

There's always so much 80's in their films.

'80s music?

[honeykid]

Drew Barrymore has too much hair.
Um... No.

The 80's music was in the background. There's already been a couple. Sadly, there's also Bob Marley. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are you a hair man, Honeykid? Do you like women with a lot of hair? On their head?

[honeykid]

She's so damn adorable in this film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Adam Sandler makes great movies. I don't care what people say.

This is a great concept for a movie -- a woman who forgets everything that ever happened the very next day.

[honeykid]

Are you a hair man, Honeykid? Do you like women with a lot of hair? On their head?
Yeah. I love good hair.

[honeykid]

Adam Sandler makes great movies. I don't care what people say.

This is a great concept for a movie -- a woman who forgets everything that ever happened the very next day.
The original title was 50 First Kisses. They changed it quite late on.

[honeykid]

Missi Pyle!

[Sexy Celebrity]

The original title was 50 First Kisses. They changed it quite late on.

That doesn't make sense. I'm glad they didn't go with that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mmmmm, look at that big, blue drink.

[honeykid]

That actually works, BTW. If you tell people they're drinking alcohol, they'll 'get drunk'.

[honeykid]

I was petting my walrus all morning and thinking of you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, that was the biggest laugh from me yet -- him pointing at Alexa -- "HE can help you out."

[honeykid]

Okay, that was the biggest laugh from me yet -- him pointing at Alexa -- "HE can help you out."
Yeah, it's a good gag. I like the look Alexa gives her. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, dear, you're a bit ahead of me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do you like that song, "Do You Realize?" by the Flaming Lips?

[honeykid]

Has the manageress taken him outside yet?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, manageress is telling him the story.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is such a crazy story.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now she's with her dad.

[Sexy Celebrity]

If this could actually happen, WHO THE HELL WOULD PUT UP WITH THIS EVERY DAY?!

[honeykid]

Do you like that song, "Do You Realize?" by the Flaming Lips?
I don't know it. I've barely listened to anything new since the late 90's/early 00's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd kill her just to rid myself of this insanity. I don't care if it's Drew Barrymore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know it. I've barely listened to anything new since the late 90's/early 00's.

It's not even new at all. It's, like, 2002. It was just heard for a second in this movie. When she's in the car with her dad.

[honeykid]

Sean Astin looks hot in this movie. I wouldn't kill him, though, if he had Lucy's amnesia problem.
I'm baffled why anyone would find him attractive.

[honeykid]

Really? Interesting.

[honeykid]

Well I can understand it from a body pov in this film.

[honeykid]

I don't like this song, either.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't like this song, either.

I first heard this song back in 2002 when a boyfriend put it on a mixed CD for me.

[honeykid]

Yes, I did.

[honeykid]

Can I have that? I need something to wipe my ass with.

[honeykid]

I wonder what's the matter with him?

Looks like a stupid ******* to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie makes me want waffles.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Waffles and Hawaiian shirts to wear.

[honeykid]

I doesn't come before e except after see. :nope:

[honeykid]

I'd pretend not to be able to read if it meant I could meet Drew.

[honeykid]

Cameras with film,videotapes, push button phones? How long ago was 2004? :D

[honeykid]

Maybe you need to do a few more buttflexes.

[honeykid]

I chickened out. I guess I prefer sausage to taco.

[honeykid]

Would you date Drew (or marry her and live forever with her) if she had this amnesia problem and forgot you everyday?
Why not? They do at the end of this. :D

[honeykid]

There's no point having a threesome with Drew simply because there's no need for the other person. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's no point having a threesome with Drew simply because there's no need for the other person. :D

Goofy question, I know, but I meant if it was a requirement. If Alexa had to be there, too.

[honeykid]

The beating is my favourite of these bits.

[honeykid]

Goofy question, I know, but I meant if it was a requirement. If Alexa had to be there, too.
Of course.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe this should be obvious already, but, they're in Hawaii, right?

[honeykid]

Yes. Hence the pineapples and, well, everything.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Uh oh.

[honeykid]

And the penny drops.

[Sexy Celebrity]

At least by the next day, she's forgotten all about it.

[honeykid]

Aw. :(

[honeykid]

At least by the next day, she's forgotten all about it.
I know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That would be really, really, really weird if that happened to you.

[honeykid]

It'd be a bit like Alzheimer's. Though at least you'd still be yourself.

[honeykid]

Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaii contest?

I didn't know there'd be a urine test

[honeykid]

Dan Aykroyd

[Sexy Celebrity]

It'd be a bit like Alzheimer's. Though at least you'd still be yourself.

I didn't remember Dan Aykroyd being in this....

You might be yourself, but you would be so... destroyed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

10 Second Tom.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This sort of thing couldn't really happen, could it?

[honeykid]

Yes. Does.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes. Does.

Really?!

I must internet search after this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sure there's some book about it, probably written or endorsed by Oliver Sacks.

[honeykid]

She starts planning the next date. :)

[honeykid]

Sorry about your broken head.

You want a broken head?

Who's going to give it to him? You?

No, Daddy, I thought you would.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They need a DVD. That VHS tape is gonna wear out fast if it's played everyday.

[honeykid]

Red Sox win World Series... Just kidding.

Then she makes Fever Pitch and they do. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oola.

[honeykid]

LOL at the mop on his head.

[honeykid]

It's Ula.

[honeykid]

She is the best, isn't she? :love:

[Sexy Celebrity]

If I had to make a tape for you Honeykid, if you had this brain disorder, I'd be sure and get Whoopi Goldberg to star in it. So you could watch her everyday.

[honeykid]

That's because you're an evil bastard who hates me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That would be a great torture.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: "Hello, child. This is what you've missed out on in the past two years...."

[honeykid]

She looks so good in this scene.

[honeykid]

More horrible music.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jennifer / Jonathan.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ahh, so there's a line about first kisses.

[honeykid]

See. That's the line that would've been there for the title.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, because of that scene, they should have just kept the title 50 First Kisses.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are sea walruses really that smart?

[honeykid]

Teapots don't make any noise.

[honeykid]

Mary Kate and Ashley.

[honeykid]

Are sea walruses really that smart?
Smart enough to be trained to do simple tricks? Sure. It's not a CGI walrus. :D

[honeykid]

Love her reaction and the scream. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder if this would happen every time she falls asleep and then wakes up. Like, if she takes a nap during the day, does she wake up and have the amnesia again?

[honeykid]

I may not be able to kick your ass, but my sister sure can.

[honeykid]

And here's the obstacle. Break up and back together.

[honeykid]

I wonder if this would happen every time she falls asleep and then wakes up. Like, if she takes a nap during the day, does she wake up and have the amnesia again?
It's something I've thought about too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This will be hell for her when she's an old lady and sleeps all day.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, yeah, this woman will be able to handle pregnancy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're sure this can really happen, Honeykid? Have you seen a real person with it?

[honeykid]

I thought you meant the 10 second one. I'm not sure how this would work. I doubt you'd have something which reset every time you went to sleep.

[honeykid]

More 80's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

More 80's.

'80s song, but not the original '80s song.

[honeykid]

LOL @ Doug falling.

[honeykid]

'80s song, but not the original '80s song.

No, they're all done in a reggae/calypso style, but there's plenty of 80's here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

10 Second Tom.... is he a character in the movie? Or is he, like, a real person with a real condition who they put in the movie?

[honeykid]

He's an actor.

[honeykid]

Ooooh. Bellyflop.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm jealous of Alexa.

[honeykid]

Took him long enough, doesn't it? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

She remembers him?

[honeykid]

She remembers him?
Not exactly. He's in her subconscious.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not exactly. He's in her subconscious.

Ah. That makes sense.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't get how she's able to work at that hospital....

[honeykid]

Why wouldn't she? She was a teacher before the accident.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why wouldn't she? She was a teacher before the accident.

She just seems so calm and cool for a woman who, that day, learned that she... has this whole dilemma.

[honeykid]

You'd have thought they'd added the daughter into the video, wouldn't you?

[Sexy Celebrity]

And how does Adam Sandler go from a male slut to this kind of man?

[honeykid]

And that's it. Yet another 80's song over the credits. One I hate, too. :mad:

[Sexy Celebrity]

This song won the '80s Song Tournament.

[honeykid]

And how does Adam Sandler go from a male slut to this kind of man?
He meets Drew Barrymore! Makes perfect sense to me. :yup:

[honeykid]

This song won the '80s Song Tournament.
I know. That was a disgrace. Shamed the entire site. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I give this movie...

4

[honeykid]

Well, that's a 4 from me. It's been a long time since I last saw that and, for some reason, Sandler's OTT humour annoyed me much more than it did before. I hope it was just this once, otherwise this may struggle to stay in my 100 if/when I do another one.

[honeykid]

Thanks for the commentary, SC. :):up:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I found Rob Schneider's character to be too much of a distraction. You said he was good in it, but I actually didn't approve of him that much, except in that scene where he played Drew Barrymore's character for the video. And I normally don't mind Rob Schneider.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thank you!

[honeykid]

I found Rob Schneider's character to be too much of a distraction. You said he was good in it, but I actually didn't approve of him that much, except in that scene where he played Drew Barrymore's character for the video. And I normally don't mind Rob Schneider.
I don't think I said he was good. I said it's his best or one of his best. I can't remember now. Anyway, whatever the case, those are two very different things.

BTW, you usually like Rob Scheider? :eek: No wonder you didn't like Black Dynamite.

[rauldc14]

SC, it's been too long. A commentary is in order Sunday if you're available.

[Sexy Celebrity]

SC, it's been too long. A commentary is in order Sunday if you're available.

Will try.

[Sexy Celebrity]

BTW, you usually like Rob Scheider? :eek: No wonder you didn't like Black Dynamite.

The Deuce Bigalow movies are better than that thing.

[rauldc14]

Let me know when you are ready SC

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'll be here in a minute.

Put up a poster for me. It'll save time.

[rauldc14]

http://fanart.tv/api/download.php?type=download&image=40420&section=3

A Sexy Celebrity/ Rauldc14 collaboration

[Sexy Celebrity]

Putting it in the player now.

[rauldc14]

Tell me when to press play

[Sexy Celebrity]

GRAN TORINO
http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=14081&stc=1&d=1398627041

[rauldc14]

I pressed play

[rauldc14]

Walt is at his wife's funeral.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You'll be ahead of me.

[rauldc14]

His slutty niece is there.

[rauldc14]

I'll stop then.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Village Roadside Pictures.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Village Roadshow Pictures, I mean.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A church. An organ plays.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A woman is dead.

Dorothy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Slutty niece, I guess.

[rauldc14]

Let me know when pastor starts talking

[Sexy Celebrity]

People in pews talking. Two men.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's talking.

[rauldc14]

Niece is texting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mmmhmm. She texted.

[rauldc14]

Kids in basement going through Walts stuff

[Sexy Celebrity]

You might wanna direct me on what's happening as I type. I've never seen this before.