Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Miss Vicky]

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Joaquin & Vince.

D'aww.

I'll probably use this one first. I had totally forgotten about it until I googled "Joaquin Phoenix Clay Pigeons" just now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Picture of Vince Vaughn's ass.

Didn't make a great avatar.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Honeykid, when he scans over this tomorrow, will not like that.

[Miss Vicky]

What, hk doesn't appreciate ass?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is what I would do with Vince Vaughn's buns:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hetIPKqOktw

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my. Movie Forums After Dark.

[honeykid]

I actually heard of a teenage girl who committed suicide because she believed Heaven was waiting for her and that she was going to be in a better place. She committed suicide just to go there. Like it was a vacation.
Of course. It makes perfect sense. That's why they made suicide a sin.

By the way, I watched Stakeout the other night for the first time. I really liked it.

I still need to watch Another Stakeout... but I can't believe Rosie O'Donnell's in it.
Another Stakeout is really bad. Normally I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, but as it's you and it's the sequel, you'll probably end up liking it. :D

Have you ever seen Exit To Eden? It might be your kind of thing. It's worse than Another Stakeout. :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Exit_to_eden_poster.jpg/215px-Exit_to_eden_poster.jpg


I'm gonna buy this movie just for Vince Vaughn alone..

Honeykid, when he scans over this tomorrow, will not like that.
I think he meant Vince Vaughn. Can't stand him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Another Stakeout is really bad. Normally I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, but as it's you and it's the sequel, you'll probably end up liking it. :D

Have you ever seen Exit To Eden? It might be your kind of thing. It's worse than Another Stakeout. :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Exit_to_eden_poster.jpg/215px-Exit_to_eden_poster.jpg

Exit to Eden? Um, yeah, I may have seen that movie.

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I thought Stakeout was very good, but I'm worried about Another Stakeout. I mean, the two guys, Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez join forces with Rosie O'Donnell and her dog and pretend to be a family while working undercover? I'll watch it and see how it goes, but Rosie O'Donnell and a dog? Really?

And speaking of Exit to Eden, what's with Rosie's '90s obsession with playing cops? Is it a lesbian thing?

[Sexy Celebrity]

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With Miss Vicky!

[Miss Vicky]

ready when you are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm ready. GO.

[Miss Vicky]

I have no idea if you'll like this. I love it so there's a good chance you won't.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Two hot guys already. Drinking beer and shooting. Good sign.

[Miss Vicky]

Joaquin is handy with his weapon

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wouldn't waste bullets on the sky.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd kill him. I'd kill Joaquin.

[Miss Vicky]

Joaquin likes to do it from behind. Sexy ought to appreciate that.

[Miss Vicky]

earl's out of his mind.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's sad. I don't like Joaquin in this.

[Miss Vicky]

Earl just shot himself in the leg. Rules out the suicide angle, lover boy!

[Miss Vicky]

I love the music in this. Another soundtrack in my collection.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Vince Vieluf is in this. I liked him in Rat Race.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I must be ahead of you. The credits are almost over here.

[Miss Vicky]

That's sad. I don't like Joaquin in this.

I do. Can't blame Amanda for wanting some of that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Produced by Ridley Scott.

[Miss Vicky]

There's Amanda. Isn't she a winner? Totally worth commiting suicide over.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But he loved her... and he took her virginity.

[Miss Vicky]

Right. Cause she was really a virgin when they was married.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's a slut, yes, but she was his slut.

[Miss Vicky]

Some upbeat Elvis music while Clay disposes of the body.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Truck crashing. This is so tragic.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Big explosion.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Vince Vieluf sleeping.

[Miss Vicky]

Barney.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Vince Vieluf is hot.

[Miss Vicky]

Moonie, it's Sunday. You ever know Earl to be sober on a Sunday?

[Miss Vicky]

Vince Vieluf is hot.

You're weird.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I woulda killed her.

[Miss Vicky]

Amanda wants her some still. It's Wednesday. They always do it on Wendesdays

[Sexy Celebrity]

I woulda shot her in the ass.

"You like it in the ass?"

BOOM!

"There. Now you got it in the ass. From me."

[Miss Vicky]

There's a bond between them. Earl saw to that.

[Miss Vicky]

I'd like to bind him.

[Miss Vicky]

Amanda just won't quit.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Finally Vince Vaughn shows up.

[Miss Vicky]

Enter Lester... the uh, molester.

[Miss Vicky]

Don't hit him or nothin', he just wants to shoot some pool

[Miss Vicky]

Talking fishing.

[Miss Vicky]

Lester should just smoke a filterless cigarette.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why is "Earl" the standard cowboy redneck name?

[Miss Vicky]

I want some pie

[Miss Vicky]

Clay's not getting enough room.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Naked woman.

[Miss Vicky]

Why is "Earl" the standard cowboy redneck name?


And Clayton.

[Miss Vicky]

Bitch is jealous.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Waterbed Sex.

[Miss Vicky]

Boobs.

[Miss Vicky]

Call me a bitch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would KILL this woman.

[Miss Vicky]

911 Clay, how hard can it be?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate Joaquin, too. I hate both of them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is WRONG. What these people are doing is wrong.

[Miss Vicky]

Clay disposes of another body. To more upbeat music.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's fishing with Lester the Molester.

[Miss Vicky]

Lester wants go fishing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is the only character I like.

[Miss Vicky]

I love this scene.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And I bet he'll wind up dead, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh *****, she's in the water and they're fishing.

[Miss Vicky]

This is the only character I like.

You're all upset with the others for their amoral behavior, but you like the serial killer. Okay.

Dueling banjos.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't know he was a serial killer yet.

[Miss Vicky]

Man overboard! Alarm!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hope he kills Joaquin and Amanda, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alarm!

[Miss Vicky]

It could be a rock star. We don't know what it is, do we? Don't make it like I'm dumb.

[Miss Vicky]

It's awful gamey.

[Miss Vicky]

I love the open water man!

[Miss Vicky]

Lester is asking Clay a favor.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Lester's laugh.

[Miss Vicky]

Clay doesn't like taking chances when it comes to the law. But disposing of bodies is okay.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This Sheriff should realize something's up with Clay.

[Miss Vicky]

Promise me you'll stop finding dead people.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Joaquin best as Crazy Joaquin in I'm Still Here.

[Miss Vicky]

Clay needs a new bed. And Moonie has questions about Gloria Collins.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want an I'm Still Here Part 2.

[Miss Vicky]

I like Joaquin best as Crazy Joaquin in I'm Still Here.

You're really weird.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm Still Still Here.

[Miss Vicky]

The corpse was stabbed to death.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viSe4kcXISw

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lester IN HIS UNDERWEAR.

[Miss Vicky]

This'll be Sexy's favorite part.

[Miss Vicky]

Amanda's got company, cowboy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Butt.

[Miss Vicky]

I was just looking for a little of the shoosh, the bad and uh there she was.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He calls himself "daddy" to her.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is one of those "everybody's bad" films.

[Miss Vicky]

I don't want to know him like you do, girl.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oooh, he is strutting around in the kitchen in his underwear and undershirt and cowboy hat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's right, baby. Get that butcher knife and kill that slut I hate.

[Miss Vicky]

Sexy will love this scene, too.

[Miss Vicky]

More Elvis.

[Miss Vicky]

Amanda needs her cowboy to give it to her.

[Miss Vicky]

My name ain't Cowboy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

If he kills her, I'm still gonna be pissed, because this would be a good way to die.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And she don't deserve that.

[Miss Vicky]

Bye bye Amanda.

[Miss Vicky]

Lester's scoping out a new target. Clay's not happy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god. THAT ASS SLAP HE JUST DID.

[Miss Vicky]

Lester's a grateful serial killer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have a new favorite murderer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But I still don't like Joaquin.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Vince Vieluf.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mmmm. A powdered donut.

Don't want it dipped in coffee, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's your avatar.

[Miss Vicky]

The scene from my old avatar.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would not have used that shot.

[Miss Vicky]

Barney's standing in evidence.

[Miss Vicky]

a murder scene is not really crowd appropriate.

[Miss Vicky]

Shelby found some weed.

[Miss Vicky]

Barney's asleep again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd stick something up him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Garofalo is making this boring.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alien.

[Miss Vicky]

forty points of entry, Lester lost his ****.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A vibrating bed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She missed her ride.

[Miss Vicky]

vibrating bed, pizza and weed. Sounds like a fun night.

[Miss Vicky]

It's not alien anymore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That would be a fun night for me.

[Miss Vicky]

Joaquin looks really hot in this scene.

[Miss Vicky]

Amanda had an extensive video collection.

[Sexy Celebrity]

On the sex tape?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Has he even changed clothes once in this movie?

[Miss Vicky]

So you're a full service garage, eh?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie... is boring....

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have to say, I think I liked Saved! more.

[Miss Vicky]

Has he even changed clothes once in this movie?

Not the sex tape and yes he's changed his clothes.

[Miss Vicky]

You've got some serious ADD issues, dude.

[Miss Vicky]

Lester wants go get together.

[Miss Vicky]

But he doesn't think they should be seen together.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is trashy '90s indie film junk.

I LIKE trashy '90s indie film junk, a lot, though... but this one... meh.

[Miss Vicky]

Play nice with your big daddy.

[Miss Vicky]

Neither of them was surprised when a body washed up on their fishing trip.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Amanda made him angry.

[Miss Vicky]

Patience buddy. Can you try that?

The big P word?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Janeane (god, what an annoying first name) Garofalo is the wrong woman for this part.

[Miss Vicky]

They found another body. Barney's poking it with a stick.

[Miss Vicky]

Janeane (god, what an annoying first name) Garofalo is the wrong woman for this part.

Who would you have cast?

[Miss Vicky]

Lots more bodies. Gloria Collins isn't missing anymore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know, but it's like... I feel like the character should be more ... country.

Garofalo's too New York.

[Miss Vicky]

Apparently Lester's got a real dim view of women.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She needs to be someone like Renee Zellweger.

[Miss Vicky]

I don't know, but it's like... I feel like the character should be more ... country.

Garofalo's too New York.

She's from the FBI. She's not local. Why would she be country?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't care that she's FBI and she's out of town. I don't like her. I would have casted Renee Zellweger.

[Miss Vicky]

Lester's sweetie pie is dumb as dirt.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She could be FBI and country. It could be a coincidence. Maybe she was assigned the task because she's familiar with the town.

[Miss Vicky]

I think Garofalo is a fine choice for the role. I think country would've been all wrong.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Garofalo is way too "heavy" in feeling. The film needs some lightening.

[Miss Vicky]

The film's got plenty of lightening, especially from Vaughn.

[LP Quagmire]

Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
By the way, I watched Stakeout the other night for the first time. I really liked it.

I still need to watch Another Stakeout... but I can't believe Rosie O'Donnell's in it.

Yeah, for the sequel they swapped Madeleine Stowe for Rosie O'Donnell; that's not exactly trading up...

[Miss Vicky]

They found Amanda's murder weapon.

[Miss Vicky]

Clay's in jail. Enter ol' L.L.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this a dream?

[Miss Vicky]

Lester Long would never forget a friend.

[Miss Vicky]

Is this a dream?

No

[Miss Vicky]

The only way they're gonna let him out is if they know that the man they're really looking for is still out there.

[Miss Vicky]

Vince has Kimberley's number

[Miss Vicky]

Barney's sleeping. Again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's gonna kill her, ain't he?

[Miss Vicky]

She's saving the seat for the first guy not wearing denim.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You think Barney is ugly?

[Miss Vicky]

Lester won't bite. He'll just stab you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They work together in this scene at least -- Vaughn and Garofalo.

[Miss Vicky]

drink enough scotch you might learn to like the country music.

[Miss Vicky]

Barney's not ugly, but he's not cute either.

[Miss Vicky]

She's got stiffed and not in a good way.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd say he's cuter than Joaquin.

[Miss Vicky]

Barney's stuck in the cell now.

[Miss Vicky]

I'd say he's cuter than Joaquin.

I'd say you're wrong.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm having fantasies of Vince Vaughn and Vince Vieluf (Vince & Vince) doing stuff together, and Joaquin's not included.

[Miss Vicky]

Sexy wishes that shot from behind was a close up. Vaughn's ass in leather pants.

[Miss Vicky]

I'd love to see Vaughn and Phoenix do something together. But not Barney. Definitely not Barney.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He looks good in those pants, but leather pants do not automatically mean sexy. In fact, they just look desperate. But he wears them well.

[Miss Vicky]

It's gonna get ****in' weirder

[Miss Vicky]

Clay and Lester got a special kind of friendship. Fishin' buddy.

[Miss Vicky]

Squeeze that ****er.

[Miss Vicky]

He can't have the Deputy Dawg waking up with a loaded gun.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is Joaquin dying?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or are they planning to kill the FBI lady?

[Miss Vicky]

They lost him. Lester Long is on the loose.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yawnfest.

[Miss Vicky]

Clay's packing up. He's moving out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't even think I'll buy this movie now. Unless I find it somewhere cheap.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lester's gonna come back and kill him.

[Miss Vicky]

How do they expect to do any business with THAT behind the counter?

[Sexy Celebrity]

What's behind the counter? What am I missing?

[Miss Vicky]

I want a strawberry shake.

[Miss Vicky]

What's behind the counter? What am I missing?
the employee

[Miss Vicky]

Mooney's got Lester in a trap.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is that the Sheriff?

[Miss Vicky]

Lester's got nothing but time.

[Miss Vicky]

Lester likes Mooney's swagger. It was just dumb luck that Mooney picked him up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

2

[Miss Vicky]

End.

My rating 5

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sometimes you and I think alike, and sometimes we don't.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard (with Miss Vicky)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (with Miss Vicky)
Encino Man (with Miss Vicky and rauldc14)
Platoon (with Miss Vicky)
Creepshow 2 (with Miss Vicky)
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (with Miss Vicky)
Girls Will Be Girls (with Miss Vicky)
Saved! (with Miss Vicky)
Clay Pigeons (with Miss Vicky)

[Sexy Celebrity]

VINCE VAUGHN PICTURE TIME

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[Sexy Celebrity]

And I just made him my avatar.

[honeykid]

I want a strawberry shake.
After reading pages of this commentary, this sounded like a euphemism. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

That better be a HARD strawberry shake if you've been reading the pages of these commentaries.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I watched Another Stakeout.

DEFINITELY not as good as Stakeout. Sometimes it was really bad. Overall, I enjoyed it, but it's a much lesser film than the first movie. Finally, a part 2 that I don't like more than the original.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Supposedly I'm doing a commentary for Rain Man right now with Rauldc14, but where is he?

[rauldc14]

Have no fear I am here. Let me know when to start.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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With RAULDC14.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Press Play.

[rauldc14]

I'll press play now then.

[rauldc14]

MGM communications company

[Sexy Celebrity]

Credits.

[rauldc14]

A Barry Levinson film

[Sexy Celebrity]

Rain Man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A red car comes flying in.

[rauldc14]

I love the opening song. But what is it?

[rauldc14]

Some badass 80s cars

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4aEm8zTK5Y

[rauldc14]

Three zeroes. I don't give a $hit about your problems. F&@&ckin EPA.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I saw Tom Cruise's girlfriend in this movie in something else recently... what was it... when I saw her, I was like, what have I seen her in before... oh, yes. Hot Shots Part Deux.

[nebbit]

Oh I'm here :yup: the first time yay but only for the next half hour :(

[rauldc14]

Off to Palm Springs they go

[rauldc14]

Oh I'm here :yup: the first time yay but only for the next half hour :(

Glad you could join stay longer

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hi, Nebbit. :) We're watching Rain Man. Got any thoughts on Rain Man?

[rauldc14]

If there was something to talk about Susanna we would talk about it.

[Lucas]

I love Rain Man. Excellent Feel-good film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Charlie and his girlfriend are in the car talking about Palm Springs.

[rauldc14]

Charlie's father just died.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Charlie's father has died.

[nebbit]

I love it have work wit people who are Idiot savants :yup: they are really interesting :yup:
Can't stay longer as have an appt in town :(

[rauldc14]

She is coming to the funeral.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tell us about an experience you had working with a savant, Nebbit. I'm interested and I'm sure we all are.

[rauldc14]

Somebody should be watering those roses there all dying.

[rauldc14]

That girl looks familiar but I don't know who she is.

[rauldc14]

Nothing I did was good enough for this guy

[Miss Vicky]

Have you seen this one before, SC?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her name is Valeria Golino. She played Charlie Sheen's girlfriend in the Hot Shots movies. And she was in other stuff. She was in Frida, but she wasn't Frida.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Have you seen this one before, SC?

I actually watched this for the first time in years just a couple of months ago.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Before then, I don't think I had seen all of the movie, but I did see most of it.

[rauldc14]

Nothing in the will for Charlie, home went to a trust fund.

[rauldc14]

Wait, he got rosebushes. He definitely got the rosebushes.

[rauldc14]

If there is a hell, my father is there laughing his ass off.

[rauldc14]

The music in this movie is very 80s

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tom Cruise just got TOTALLY IGNORED BY A RETARDED GUY.