Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[honeykid]

Isn't she the mom on Family Ties?

No, but she's in loads of US tv shows. She was Rachel's boss in Friends.

[honeykid]

Doesn't your favourite actor appear in a minute?

[Sexy Celebrity]

It says she was a therapist on Sex and the City. I don't remember it, though. Not sure why I thought she was on Family Ties.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Doesn't your favourite actor appear in a minute?

You mean.... Philip?

[honeykid]

People tell Reed he looks like Harrison Ford.

[Sexy Celebrity]

John C. Reilly looks cute here.

[honeykid]

You mean.... Philip?

Yeah.,:D

[honeykid]

Buck thinks the Cowboy look is coming back. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Porno Party by the Pool.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her look is CHOCOLATE LOVE.

[honeykid]

That's a nice transition to the underwater shots.

[honeykid]

Wear what you dig!

[honeykid]

Another song I love.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This makes me wanna be in that pool.

[honeykid]

And we're back to Nina. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's really not much to this movie, though. Not much has gone on.

[honeykid]

Shut up, Bill. You're embarrassing me.

My favourite bit of the entire film. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're about 30 seconds ahead of me.

[honeykid]

There's really not much to this movie, though. Not much has gone on.
And you've got another 2 hours, too. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the fact that she has an audience.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And you've got another 2 hours, too. :D

I know. I'm a little surprised you were okay with watching this longass thing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is one of the oldest DVDs I have. I'm surprised I still have it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's in a snap case, not a keep case.

[honeykid]

My ****ing wife has an ass in her cock. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't do drugs.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And in walks Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Speaking of OD'ing.

[honeykid]

This is twice in two days that a chick has OD'd on me!

Don't you think this is a sign you should get some new ****?

Yes sir.

[honeykid]

PSH has got SC vision. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I saw this movie with PSH last year... he was addicted to sniffing gasoline.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It was called Love Liza, I think.

[honeykid]

I know. I'm a little surprised you were okay with watching this longass thing.
Well, I'm expecting to be up for a while yet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And literally, the whole movie was about PSH with a gasoline addiction.

His wife committed suicide and he starts sniffing gasoline. Stealing it from gas stations and things.

[honeykid]

It was called Love Liza, I think.
What did you think? It's something I remember being well spoken of when it came out.

[honeykid]

Reed's poetry. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ooooh. Burt Reynolds took his shirt off. Now in the hot tub.

[honeykid]

Did you ever see Striptease, with Demi Moore and Burt?

[Sexy Celebrity]

What did you think? It's something I remember being well spoken of when it came out.

I actually enjoyed it.

I did own it, but I got rid of it.

Kathy Bates was in it. She was sort of a negative, though.

[honeykid]

DIRK DIGGLER

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did you ever see Striptease, with Demi Moore and Burt?

I've never seen Striptease. I was thinking about that last night because of St. Elmo's Fire.

[honeykid]

There's shadows in life, baby.

[honeykid]

I've never seen Striptease. I was thinking about that last night because of St. Elmo's Fire.
I remember it being pretty poor, but quite funny. Unintentionally so. But Burt has some great lines.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I do feel for Scotty.

[honeykid]

He annoys me. I really wasn't a fan of PSH until much later in his career.

[honeykid]

Eddie wants to be Dirk from now on.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I need to watch Owning Mahoney. I wonder if that's still On Demand.

[honeykid]

I don't know that film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Big, red, feathery quill pen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know that film.

It's a PSH movie. He's a gambling addict, I believe.

[honeykid]

70's porn is so much fun.

[Sexy Celebrity]

PSH loves to play addicts, it seems.

[honeykid]

Scotty's getting excited.

[honeykid]

PSH loves to play addicts, it seems.
Well, you play what you know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Scotty's getting excited.

He's gonna drop that boom mike.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's some Marky Mark butt.

[honeykid]

John, you're a wonderful actor.

[honeykid]

Wonderful.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why is John C. Reilly in a towel? Is he in the next scene?

[honeykid]

I could do it again if you need a close up

[Sexy Celebrity]

PSH (Scotty) needs a haircut bad.

[honeykid]

Why is John C. Reilly in a towel? Is he in the next scene?
He's hanging out on set. :D

[honeykid]

Doesn't make you nervous dealing with all those evil forces?

[honeykid]

Machine Gun!!!!

[honeykid]

Diggler delivers a performance worthy of a thousand hard ons.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Spanish Pantalones.

[honeykid]

and grow... and grow... and grow.... and grow.... and grow

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's too much music and dancing in this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You'd find less music and dancing in The Brady Bunch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or The Partridge Family.

[honeykid]

Wha? Can you have too much of this music?

[honeykid]

You'd find less music and dancing in The Brady Bunch.
I was thinking that we should do a Brady Bunch double bill.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wha? Can you have too much of this music?

I'm not really crazy about it.

I mean, when I watch a movie, I wanna see a MOVIE. I don't wanna watch '70s MTV (not that there was MTV in the '70s, but if there was.......)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was thinking that we should do a Brady Bunch double bill.

I'd have to find part 1 somewhere. I only have the sequel.

[honeykid]

I'm not really crazy about it.

I mean, when I watch a movie, I wanna see a MOVIE. I don't wanna watch '70s MTV (not that there was MTV in the '70s, but if there was.......)
... It would've rocked. :yup:

[honeykid]

I'm not really crazy about it.
Hang on. You're not crazy about disco? Is that even allowed if you're gay? :D

[honeykid]

Monogramed curtains. :D

[honeykid]

Mirrored ceiling.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I need to learn how to paint really well.

[honeykid]

He's got his dream car.

[honeykid]

I need to learn how to paint really well.

Watch Bob Ross. :yup:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am envious of all of his stuff.

[honeykid]

Let's go get some of that Saturday night fever

[Sexy Celebrity]

Can you paint well?

[honeykid]

This is the film I want them to remember me by.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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[honeykid]

Can you paint well?
Never tried, but no. :D

Goodbye 70's... Hello 80's. It all sucks from now. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

Never say "Hello." It has the word "Hell" in it.

[honeykid]

Never say "Hello." It has the word "Hell" in it.
Hello was invented for the telephone.

[honeykid]

Buck's sad. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

This has given me an idea. A new idea for a thread.

Music Commentaries!

Listen to an album -- or a selection of songs you come up with -- and commentate during them!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hello was invented for the telephone.

Really??

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Buck's outfit.

[honeykid]

Really??
I believe so. It won a competition. Second was "ahoy, hoy" which is why Mr. Burns uses it in The Simpson's.

[honeykid]

Video is the new thing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I believe so. It won a competition. Second was "ahoy, hoy" which is why Mr. Burns uses it in The Simpson's.

I never knew any of this.

Ahoy, hoy.....

[honeykid]

This is the future. Videotape tells the truth

[honeykid]

Jack's already a dinosaur. He won't adapt.

[honeykid]

Thomas Jane? I didn't remember him in it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't know Thomas Jane, really.

[honeykid]

The 80's are already ****ing everything up.

[honeykid]

Scotty's right. He is an idiot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Poor thing. Look at that ass on Marky Mark. How could he resist?

[honeykid]

Lil Bill's turned up. Nina must be getting ****ed somewhere nearby.

[honeykid]

It's all about to get very messy, if I remember rightly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Doesn't Bill commit suicide?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or kill his wife?

[honeykid]

Doesn't Bill commit suicide?

Yes. Kills this wife and the guy then himself.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I almost feel like I'm watching this movie for the first time.

This movie has always been hard for me to sit through and now I really understand why.

It's just... it's just all music......

[honeykid]

Love Reeds interview here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nice. Gun shot through the mouth. '80s.

[honeykid]

See the films are becoming more violent now. Violent towards women. Everything he didn't want.

[honeykid]

Am I ahead of you again?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at Brock Landers stuff.

[honeykid]

He's really channeling John Holmes here.

[honeykid]

They say "Karate" like Ross in Friends. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've never watched much Friends.

[honeykid]

I love Friends. I think maybe JD and myself will do some Friends commentaries, if he's up for it.

[honeykid]

15 going on 115

[Sexy Celebrity]

I remember an episode where Courteney Cox was on a vacation, I think, and she had Stevie Wonder braids.

[honeykid]

I remember an episode where Courteney Cox was on a vacation, I think, and she had Stevie Wonder braids.
That's a good episode. She loves them and everyone else thinks they suck. She gets them caught in the shower rail. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's a good episode. She loves them and everyone else thinks they suck. She gets them caught in the shower rail. :D

Yeah! I remember that. :)

[honeykid]

Jack's found the new Dirk.

[honeykid]

It's all coming down around their ears.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How many years have passed since this movie began?

[honeykid]

About 5 I think. Maybe 6.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, so Dirk's old in the porn world.

[honeykid]

You're not the boss of me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I see Marky Mark's third nipple.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at John C. Reilly coming to Dirk's defense. So hot.

[honeykid]

Dirk the Rock Star!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're like a minute ahead of me. Maybe a little less.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Scotty says he'll f**k him.

[honeykid]

Reed's rocking out!

[honeykid]

I'll pause. Tell me when Reed and Dirk are sat in the recording booth.,

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, how sad. Now he thinks he can sing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's singing in the recording studio now.

[honeykid]

Do you think this is what he normally sounded like? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know.... I don't know if I've seen all of this before.

[honeykid]

I'd forgotten this bit.

[honeykid]

Lock n load, Jack

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're excited about pottery classes?

[honeykid]

Buck's applying for his business loan.

[honeykid]

They've gone over to video.

[honeykid]

The decline continues.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie's declining.

I don't get all the love for it....

I honestly think this film sucks.

[honeykid]

I love you mom. Will you be my mom, Amber?

[honeykid]

That's not an MP, that's a YP. Your problem.

[honeykid]

This movie's declining.

I don't get all the love for it....

I honestly think this film sucks.
It declines because it's not fun anymore. They're all falling apart and the world's changing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm bored.....

[honeykid]

I can't say I'm surrpised. This isn't a film I'd have chosen for a commentary. Not the commentaries that we do, anyway.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That white woman isn't Tori Spelling, is it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't say I'm surrpised. This isn't a film I'd have chosen for a commentary. Not the commentaries that we do, anyway.

Well, I really wanted to try this movie again and this was the only way I'd probably get myself to watch it.

[honeykid]

No. I dont' know who she is, but she sounds vaguely familiar.

[honeykid]

Well, I really wanted to try this movie again and this was the only way I'd probably get myself to watch it.
I can understand that. I have a couple of films like that myself.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate the whole "everything's declining" mentality they all seem to have.

[honeykid]

More money, less soul.

[honeykid]

I hate the whole "everything's declining" mentality they all seem to have.
Money, fame and drugs. It's a deadly combination. Plus, y'know, the 80's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Were the '80s really all that bad?

[honeykid]

Were the '80s really all that bad?
Compared to the 70's. :D

[honeykid]

Maggie's trying to get her child back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks like she failed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

December 1983. That means I'm alive.

[honeykid]

This is one of the only other scenes I remember from this film. When they pick up the guy and it turns out he's the guy from her class. I think they hit him or something.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, look. The 1980's version of Bait Bus.

Bait Limo.

[honeykid]

Dirk's become a rent boy.

[honeykid]

December 1983. That means I'm alive.
You wouldn't have been if a Russian soldier had done his job.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Everyone always acts like, "Oh, a porn star? They lead such horrible lives." I don't think that's true in a lot of cases, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You wouldn't have been if a Russian soldier had done his job.

What Russian soldier?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Poor Brandy. Her video's ruined.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, no! Ram it in there! That is sexy!

[honeykid]

What Russian soldier?
I'll tell you after.

Guy's mistreating Rollergirl.

[honeykid]

Dirk's getting beaten.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Depressing.

[honeykid]

You don't do this donkey dick.

[honeykid]

Depressing.

Well, that's why we've got a funeral bell in the background.

[honeykid]

Isn't there a hold up here?

[Sexy Celebrity]

A Vons store. I've been to one of those.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, that's why we've got a funeral bell in the background.

Yeah, that's a little too much.

Too overly dramatic.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, there's a holdup here.

He's gonna get some money out of it, I believe. Money he needs for his business.

[honeykid]

I've always thought it'd be really weird having Christmas when it's warm/hot.

[honeykid]

Yeah, there's a holdup here.

He's gonna get some money out of it, I believe. Money he needs for his business.
Oh, yeah. That's right. That's how he gets the money for his shop.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've always thought it'd be really weird having Christmas when it's warm/hot.

It's been warm here on Christmas before. Especially during the past few years.

[honeykid]

This is where it goes all wonderland murders, isn't it?

[honeykid]

He probably couldn't do that now because he'd be on CCTV.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've never seen Wonderland. I have no desire to see Wonderland.

[honeykid]

It's not anything that's appealed to me, either.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had the book Wonderland is based on, once. I didn't read it all, but what I read irritated me. I thought it was very whiny and neurotic and crazy.

[honeykid]

Crackhead with a loaded gun. that's a good idea.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Great song here. "Sister Christian."

[honeykid]

And now we have Jessie's Girl. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

"My Awesome Mix Tape #6."

[honeykid]

Todd's ****ing it all up.

[honeykid]

Double pistol, John Woo style.

[honeykid]

99 Red Balloons. OK, it's 80's but I love this song.

[honeykid]

Scarface!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

99 Red Balloons. OK, it's 80's but I love this song.

I do, too.

I actually prefer to call it 99 Luftballons.

[honeykid]

But do you prefer the German version?

[honeykid]

The car's a metaphor for this whole film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But do you prefer the German version?

I think so. I don't know.

I know the German version is the one I knew first.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The car's a metaphor for this whole film.

Can't be because the car doesn't look totaled to me.

[honeykid]

Dirk's hit rock bottom. He's asking Jack for help.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We should have watched St. Elmo's Fire.

You don't have that, do you?

[honeykid]

Can't be because the car doesn't look totaled to me.

But it's broken, dented and out of fuel. It's now being pushed. It's completely impotent but it can be fixed if helped and treated right. Like the people in the film.

[honeykid]

I love this song, too. God Only Knows.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I couldn't recall what this song was, but now I've figured it out -- "God Only Knows."

[honeykid]

Reed cracks me up as a magician.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't be happy for these people 'cause I'm concerned about the college student who tried to f**k Rollergirl in the limo.

I mean, did her skates ruin his face?

[honeykid]

We should have watched St. Elmo's Fire.

You don't have that, do you?
I do, but I don't know if I have it anywhere other than VHS.

[honeykid]

I can't be happy for these people 'cause I'm concerned about the college student who tried to f**k Rollergirl in the limo.

I mean, did her skates ruin his face?
Screw him. He had no respect.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Screw him. He had no respect.

Oh, please. He wanted a bit of rough sex. So what?

And he told those jerks what they needed to hear.

[honeykid]

We're getting into Miami Vice with that jacket.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here we are. The last scene.

[honeykid]

Oh, please. He wanted a bit of rough sex. So what?

And he told those jerks what they needed to hear.
So you need two for that and she wasn't one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's still no reason to beat him up and ruin his face with rollerskates. She was a bitch.

[honeykid]

It's still no reason to beat him up and ruin his face with rollerskates. She was a bitch.
She was, but that was her rock bottom. Jack's too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Fake penis scene.

[honeykid]

ELO!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's over.

2.5 at best.

I feel like I've just been listening to music.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Two and a half hours.

Thanks, Honeykid, for putting up with me for that long.

[honeykid]

I'd go with 3.5 If it wasn't such a downer for so long, I might give it a 4 or more. It's a great soundtrack, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Didn't realize Alfred Molina was in this.

[honeykid]

Two and a half hours.

Thanks, Honeykid, for putting up with me for that long.

That's the longest one I've done. Have you done a commentary that long? I know you've done back to back films, but one film?

Enjoyed it, SC. Thanks. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Those characters, especially Jack and Rollergirl, were ********.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've done Caligula. That was about this long or longer.

[honeykid]

Jack's an artist. I like them. And Amber, Reed and Rodriguez

[honeykid]

I've done Caligula. That was about this long or longer.
That's true. I think that's slightly longer, actually, seeing as it was the uncut version.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And Caligula was done BY MYSELF, although Gunslinger was talking to me and he knew the film.

[honeykid]

I was too, though you've obviously forgotten that. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think I've probably done more commentaries with you now than I've done with Miss Vicky.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was too, though you've obviously forgotten that. :p

I knew someone else was there. Couldn't remember who.

[honeykid]

I hadn't thought of it, but you might be right.

[Daniel M]

Oh Sexy :(

[honeykid]

Have you seen his revised rating, Daniel? He's now looking to get rid of his copy of the film. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

In case he hasn't seen the revised rating yet, it's currently at:

2

and DROPPING!

And I already got rid of the Boogie Nights DVD.

[Swan]

You have to remember, Sexy, that Boogie Nights is a film about porn. It's subject is porn. The lives of the characters revolve around porn. I feel porn is the central concept the film is trying to convey. Porn, is what Boogie Nights is about.

I hope I have convinced you to reconsider your rating.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You have to remember, Sexy, that Boogie Nights is a film about porn. It's subject is porn. The lives of the characters revolve around porn. I feel porn is the central concept the film is trying to convey. Porn, is what Boogie Nights is about.

I hope I have convinced you to reconsider your rating.

No, because for a movie about porn, it totally sucks.

[Sexy Celebrity]

NEXT:

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Honeykid and I are gonna TALK HARD!

[honeykid]

Ready when you are. Tell me when you're pressing play.

[rauldc14]

I'll do a commentary tomorrow night. Maybe Hustle.

[Swan]

Well fine then. :furiousdevil:

[honeykid]

American Hustle?

[Swan]

How is Christian Slater better than An American Werewolf in London?

[honeykid]

I thought it was just me and SC. Are you not interested in Pump Up The Volume, Swan?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Press Play.

[Swan]

:laugh: Breakdown in communication. Good job Sexy. Nevermind.

[honeykid]

Play

[rauldc14]

American Hustle?

Correct

[honeykid]

You ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely ****ed up?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Swan suggested Werewolf in London, but he said, "I'll catch up with you guys later."

Well, I didn't know when later would be. An hour into the movie?

I'm not in the mood to wait for Swan if that would be the case.

[honeykid]

Tonight, I'm as horny as a ten peckered owl.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'll still do Friday the 13th Part V after this if you can wait for this to be over, Swan.