Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Nostromo87]

never say 'everything will be fine' in this kind of movie

[Swan]

She's 18, she doesn't need to lock any damn windows.

[honeykid]

Oh,yeah. It'll be fine. :nope:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Trish throws away trash.

The killer grabs a doll from her trash bag. Trish goes to school.

[Nostromo87]

yes! cheesy high school kids

[Sexy Celebrity]

This first death here is -- I swear -- the inspiration for Randy's death in Scream 2.

[Swan]

There is A LOT of female nudity in this film.

And one male butt from a Playgirl magazine.

And it's made by a woman. Interesting.

[honeykid]

Doll nicker!!!

[Swan]

This first death here is -- I swear -- the inspiration for Randy's death in Scream 2.

Randy dies

In a van, right?

[honeykid]

There's no way he'd last 5 minutes. :D

[Swan]

Wow this movie gets right to the murdering. Awesome.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Right, Swan. He's grabbed and pulled in a van and killed.

[Nostromo87]

these girls are really good at basketball

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually, Valerie is more like the heroine of the movie.

[honeykid]

I could do with more shots of her dribbling. ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

OK, guys, here comes the shower scene.

[Swan]

It pans down to her butt for no reason.

[honeykid]

LOL at the multiple "mine" gag

[honeykid]

It pans down to her butt for no reason.
Oh, there's a reason.

[Swan]

Oh, there's a reason.

:D

[honeykid]

Ah, nice girls don't get their hair wet. :D

[Swan]

Black girl. Where is Gunslinger?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Poor Valerie.

[honeykid]

I don't like people I have to get to know.

[Nostromo87]

well we got some nice t&a shots in that shower scene, but it wasn't quite as steamy as my girls-in-the-locker room fantasies

now they're dressed again, damm

[honeykid]

Diane, you're a snob.

Only the best people are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bye, Linda!

[honeykid]

Yeah, Jeff, no boys

[Swan]

So is that guy in the van the killer? Do they just show his face from the start?

[honeykid]

Bye, Linda!
Yep, the big bye, I'm guessing.

[Swan]

I like Linda. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is Brinke Stevens as Linda.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So is that guy in the van the killer? Do they just show his face from the start?

Yep. Russ Thorn.

You see him constantly.

[Swan]

Yep. Russ Thorn.

You see him constantly.

That's pretty awesome.

[Nostromo87]

So is that guy in the van the killer? Do they just show his face from the start?

haha, doesn't seem to be a mystery killer story

[Sexy Celebrity]

And she's running.

[honeykid]

I like Linda. :(

I'm with you there, Swan. :yup:

[Swan]

haha, doesn't seem to be a mystery killer story

Yeah. A lot of slasher keep it a mystery. I like that this one doesn't.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nope. This isn't a mystery.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually, there's debate on whether Linda here really gets killed. You don't actually see her die. Some people theorize she's still alive.

[Swan]

I was hoping Linda would be in it more. Why do they have to kill off the hottest one so early?

[Nostromo87]

water dripping

suspense!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was hoping Linda would be in it more. Why do they have to kill off the hottest one so early?

They want more money.

Although, I think she actually... I think this is her first movie role.

[Swan]

water dripping

It's like if Tarkovsky directed a slasher film.

[honeykid]

They're really dragging this one out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Drilling through the door.

[Nostromo87]

that's one biga$$ drill

[Sexy Celebrity]

See, you assume he got her, but you don't actually see her get killed. Some people like to think she's alive.

[honeykid]

Cleaning up after herself whilst still injured? The feminists won't be happy about that.

[honeykid]

See, you assume he got her, but you don't actually see her get killed. Some people like to think she's alive.
They might like to think that, but that big scream is Slasher talk for dead. We all know it.

[honeykid]

Let's just take a moment to mourn the passing of the hottest girl. :(

[honeykid]

This girls got skills!

[Swan]

Let's just take a moment to mourn the passing of the hottest girl. :(

I will always remember how hot she was.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's the news about the killer on the radio. He went on a killing spree in 1969 and got arrested. Now he's just broken out of prison.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love that bit. DRILL comes plunging through the door.

It's a lady on the other side.

"Just putting in your peep hole!"

[honeykid]

Nice drill gag.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is a little creepy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now she's gonna play the piano.

[honeykid]

Yeah, lock yourself in.

[Nostromo87]

had to go grab some pizza, missed a minute or two, trish is playing the piano

[honeykid]

Now she's gonna play the piano.
As you do. :D

[honeykid]

Why don't you come in and sit down for a second? Wasn't she already there?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Where is the killer??

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why don't you come in and sit down for a second? Wasn't she already there?

He says that? I don't think I've noticed that. Will have to check that out later.

[honeykid]

You were in the kitchen, woman. There were knives everywhere and you chose the little piece of glass that's hard to hold? You deserve to die. :D

[Swan]

OH MY GOD IT'S A CAT!

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's the van.

[honeykid]

Cat scare!!

[honeykid]

Yeah, what's the worse that could happen. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

OH MY GOD IT'S A CAT!

It must be the internet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maui Wowie.

[Nostromo87]

marijuana is spelled marijuana in italian. thank god for italian subtitles

[honeykid]

Cool aid

[Sexy Celebrity]

Making Cherry Kool-Aid.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Valerie here is dead in real life now. Suicide in the '90s.

[honeykid]

Jonestown gag. :eek:

[JayDee]

What are you guys watching at all? And how many of you are doing this exactly? Seems to be loads

[honeykid]

So these people like to read in the dark?

[Swan]

Is Valerie the one who picked up the phone? In the light purple shirt?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Slumber Party Massacre, JayDee. Find it on Youtube and join us.

[honeykid]

What are you guys watching at all? And how many of you are doing this exactly? Seems to be loads
Slumber party massacre. It's on youtube ifyou want to join in

[Nostromo87]

So these people like to read in the dark?

impeccable lighting techniques

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is Valerie the one who picked up the phone? In the light purple shirt?

Valerie's the older sister of the two girls across the street.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Playgirl with Sylvester Stallone on the cover. I want that issue.

[Swan]

What's the name of this girl? Who's picking up the trash? I like her.

[honeykid]

Yeah, Valerie is now the hottest girl in the film.

[honeykid]

Boobies a coming

[Sexy Celebrity]

Valerie is the trash girl. Robin Stille.

[honeykid]

I think that guy just came in his pants.

[JayDee]

Slumber party massacre. It's on youtube ifyou want to join in

With a title like Slumber Party Massacre I'm imagining it's going to be quite a highfalutin film of great depth. There's no way I'd be able to grasp the story and all its intricacies coming in after it's already started.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Slumber Party Massacre 2 is a really weird sequel that deals with Courtney (the girl reading Playgirl).

[Swan]

"Roles eventually became hard to come by, which, in addition to her drinking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholism), supposedly led her to commit suicide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide) in Burbank, California (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burbank,_California) in 1996 at age 34. At the time of her death, she had left behind twin boys, Joshua and Justin; a brother, Jere; two sisters, Melanie and Dawn; and parents, Jere and Sarah. Stille had also lost contact with most of her former co-stars and most of the Hollywood industry."

That's very sad. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

We're 32 minutes in, JayDee.

[honeykid]

Is that the let's go die song I hear starting up in the background?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bye, Bye, Mr. Content.

[honeykid]

Throat job.

[Nostromo87]

the driller killer's back!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Diane is a Scorpio, like me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

HORROR MOVIE HOROSCOPE:

"You'll get the rest you deserve. Enjoy it!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Trish sees the killer peering at her from outside.

[honeykid]

The killer's been spotted

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bloody Barbie doll.

[Swan]

I'm a Taurus. F*ck astrology, though.

[honeykid]

Of course the lightbulbs out. It only worked before. :D

[Nostromo87]

this garage scene is reminding me of Scream (1996)

[Swan]

this garage scene is reminding me of Scream (1996)

This must have been an influence on Wes Craven.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Courtney was eating a banana while reading Playgirl.

[Nostromo87]

pervitita: pervert in italian

[Sexy Celebrity]

Finally some nudity for me, though magazine nudity.

[honeykid]

Now she's sucking a lollipop.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And Courtney was licking a big lollipop.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's how you read Playgirl.

[JayDee]

Thanks for the offer of joining in guys but not tonight. Was just about to sign off actually when I stumbled across this. If you do the sequel though I might join you

[Sexy Celebrity]

Diane wonders if she's getting better.

[Nostromo87]

the black chick has a nice rack. brilliant

[honeykid]

Great, now I can't even see the only hot girl at the party. :(:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Black girl's name is Jackie.

Blonde girl is Kimberly.

Brown haired girl is Trish.

The mean Scorpio brown haired girl is Diane.

[honeykid]

They've left Diane on her own? :eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

And the sisters across the street are Valerie and Courtney.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Missing fuses.

[honeykid]

Black girl's name is Jackie.

Blonde girl is Kimberly.

Brown haired girl is Trish.

The mean Scorpio brown haired girl is Diane.

Did they only mention Jackie's name at the start? I had to jump forwards to catch you up and I can't remember them saying it.

[Nostromo87]

time for another beer.

guys crashing the slumber party

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just recall Jackie's name. It gets said later on.

[Nostromo87]

we should make this a drinking game of some kind

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've seen this movie NUMEROUS times. Since I was a little kid. It's one of my favorite films. It's often on my Top 100 list.

[honeykid]

Are you crazy? You could've hurt me with that knife.

Not really, it's pretty dull.

You won't tell mum, will you?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Horny guy in the car is getting hornier and making it known by honking the horn.

[Nostromo87]

john minor's here, the redhead football jock

[honeykid]

This house needs WD40

[Sexy Celebrity]

Courtney wonders if she'll ever be beautiful.

[honeykid]

There are no lights in this house, unless you look from the outside.

[Swan]

Valerie and Courtney make a great duo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're gonna try the Brooke Shields look on Courtney.

[honeykid]

Anything's ok with me.

With that attitude she'll be very popular.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Boobs are coming.

[Nostromo87]

did this win Best Original Screenplay in 1983? it should have

[Nostromo87]

Boobs are coming.

* fingers crossed for jackie's *

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anyone else put steak on a black eye? I wouldn't waste a steak for that.

[honeykid]

Boobs are coming.
No, that's milk. ;)

[Swan]

Boobs are coming.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A hot dog on a black eye.

[honeykid]

Nobody puts a hotdog in a black guy?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now it's Diane's turn.

[honeykid]

****ing head fell off

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jackie, meanwhile, is blendin'.

[honeykid]

No one hears screams and drilling? Just how well insulated are houses in the US?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nobody in the US gives a damn.

[Nostromo87]

want that dodgers shirt trish is wearing

[honeykid]

What's the damage?

Six... So far.

[Sexy Celebrity]

PIZZA!

[honeykid]

On the plus side, free pizza.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yep. Six people are now dead.

I wonder if that was supposed to be the killer talking. I guess so. Doesn't really sound like him, though (I know his voice).

[Sexy Celebrity]

On the plus side, free pizza.

Unless they already paid with credit card.

But back then, probably not.

[honeykid]

There's been a murder!

Would you like the police dept?

I see they have Sherlock Holmes working the phones tonight.

[Swan]

How old is Courtney? She doesn't look that young but she acts really young.

[honeykid]

Yep. Six people are now dead.

I wonder if that was supposed to be the killer talking. I guess so. Doesn't really sound like him, though (I know his voice).
Yes, it's supposed to be the killer's voice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think Courtney is supposed to be middle school age.

[honeykid]

Yeah, split up. That's a good idea.

[honeykid]

Jeff wishes he hadn't dropped out of cub scouts. Wow, they give badges for everything, don't they? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Kimberly and Jackie give that guy kisses before he leaves.

Trish didn't kiss her guy, though.

[honeykid]

I'd want more than a kiss.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They need a gun.

[Nostromo87]

don't go out there Valerie!

go back to your horror movie

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is why you shouldn't outlaw guns. What if there's a driller killer at your house?

[Swan]

I really hope Valerie doesn't die. I want her to be the final girl.

[honeykid]

That's some nice editing with the film she's watching.

What film is it? Anyone know?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Valerie's the final girl.

Not the final girl in real life, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's some nice editing with the film she's watching.

What film is it? Anyone know?

I'm not sure.

[honeykid]

I really hope Valerie doesn't die. I want her to be the final girl.
She's sure to be. Well, her and her sister. They're good girls.

[honeykid]

I like that he keeps his collection of corpses in the boot of someone else's car. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like that he keeps his collection of corpses in the boot of someone else's car. :D

I like that you said "boot." We call it a "trunk."

[honeykid]

Wait! They haven't eaten the pizza yet? What's wrong with these women?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jackie wants some pizza.

"Life goes on."

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's a nice table to eat your pizza on.

[Nostromo87]

pizza boy did his job

[honeykid]

Jackie's my kind of girl. :up:

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Pizza guy also serves as your dining table!"

[Nostromo87]

Jackie's my kind of girl. :up:

agree, i like jackie

[honeykid]

"Pizza guy also serves as your dining table!"
Now that's service. He definitely deserves a tip.

[Swan]

I still like Valerie the best.

[Sexy Celebrity]

See, that's how I know Jackie's name well.

[honeykid]

No, Linda was best. Then Val, then Jackie. But Jackie's the only one at the party.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stupid Jackie! Who still likes her?

[honeykid]

Dammit. Another minute of silence.

[Swan]

No, Linda was best. Then Val, then Jackie. But Jackie's the only one at the party.

Linda was great, but we barely got to know her character. Valerie has a great personality as well as megababe status.

[honeykid]

She's wondering why someone elses house is so dark? Like she can tell.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is very Halloween. Valerie is Laurie Strode. The girl who isn't having fun.

[honeykid]

So the lamps and some of the main lights work?

[honeykid]

This is very Halloween. Valerie is Laurie Strode. The girl who isn't having fun.
They're all Halloween and Laurie.

[Swan]

This is very Halloween. Valerie is Laurie Strode. The girl who isn't having fun.

I was thinking that it reminded me of Halloween, with Valerie and Courtney being next door to where the killings are happening.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They worry that Valerie is with the killer.

[honeykid]

So they've just left the window open?

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's in their room!

[Sexy Celebrity]

So they've just left the window open?

Hot night.

[Nostromo87]

classic killer POV shot

[honeykid]

Nice double. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Where oh where could Trish be hiding?

[honeykid]

Hot night.
Yeah, but they've a dead guy in their living room and their friends are dead. I think I'd sweat a little.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Killer admires himself in the mirror.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Valerie/Courtney scenes are kind of irritating.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Trish is hiding.... in that BAG in the closet!!!

[Swan]

The Valerie/Courtney scenes are kind of irritating.

I think they work well together.

[honeykid]

This killer reminds me a bit of the killer in Blood Feast. It's the blue/grey hair and the staring eyes, I think.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Kimberly's in the fridge again.

[Swan]

This killer reminds me a bit of the killer in Blood Feast. It's the blue/grey hair and the staring eyes, I think.

I have that movie, but still haven't watched it.

[honeykid]

Love the comedy fridge. :D Even that squeaks.

[Nostromo87]

no beer for courtney, sorry kid

[honeykid]

I have that movie, but still haven't watched it.
It's in my 100. It's dreadful. I love it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Courtney peers defiantly at the killer from under her couch.

[Swan]

It's in my 100. It's dreadful. I love it.

Yeah I need to see it. Looks awesome.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Russ Thorn (killer) swiftly moves the dead pizza guy out of the way.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And Valerie finds herself in a basement full of.... tools.......

[honeykid]

How has his hat stayed on through all this? It appears to just be a paper hat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Russ Thorn decides to take a nap.

Trish wonders if it's okay to get out of her bag.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How has his hat stayed on through all this? It appears to just be a paper hat.

Maybe it's really stiff paper. Stiff like him.

[honeykid]

One more death?

[Swan]

That blanket was the perfect disguise.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's as if the killer knew Coach Jana would come in and find him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Valerie tests out some weapons.

[honeykid]

Val's doing her Pulp Fiction impression.

[Nostromo87]

That blanket was the perfect disguise.

lol what a bastard

[Sexy Celebrity]

Val's doing her Pulp Fiction impression.

Totally.

[honeykid]

Did that stretched cord actually make a boing noise as it reached the end. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Trish comes in with her knife.

Coach Jana gets a slice across her Speedo stomach.

[Swan]

She even ends up with a sword.

[honeykid]

Yep, there goes Miss Jana

[Swan]

Or a machete. Whatever.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Russ Thorn loves Trish.

[Nostromo87]

machéte! nice choice of weapon

[Sexy Celebrity]

"You know you want it. You love it. Yesss....."

[honeykid]

Blurred lines?

[Sexy Celebrity]

You DON'T f**king mess with Valerie!

[honeykid]

Yeah! C'mon Val

[Swan]

Go Valerie!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She will cut off your power drill!

And your hand.

[honeykid]

She's demasculined him.

[Swan]

Valerie is one of my favorite final girls now.

[Nostromo87]

she just emasculated his tool

[Sexy Celebrity]

But he's not done!

[honeykid]

He's going to stump her to death?

[Sexy Celebrity]

And there you have it.

Valerie, Trish and Courtney are the survivors.

[Nostromo87]

FINISH HIM!

[Swan]

But he's not done!

They never are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

In the sequel, Valerie's gone crazy from this and is in an institution.

[honeykid]

Oh, yeah. Now the police come.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The police were running a little late. But they're coming.

[honeykid]

Well, I enjoyed that.

3.5

I don't think I'd seen it before and, if I had, then I didn't remember it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And if you all wanna watch the sequel, it's on Youtube. I could watch it. Or we could wait another time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I give it a solid 5. It's still fun for me.

[Nostromo87]

fun commentary movie. nice work swan, honeykid & sexycelebrity

i'll add this one to the queue for my slash vault thread