Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

This makes the whole awards show for me.

This is what I wanted and hoped to see -- Jared Leto win.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But now he's getting the f**king music.

[Miss Vicky]

Stupid music. Shut up.

I liked his speech.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He thanked "all of the Rayons of the world" for the inspiration.

[Mmmm Donuts]

I dunno, people shouldn't talk too much when they're accepting the award.

[Miss Vicky]

It was a strong category though. I thought Bruhl was fantastic, as were Fassbender and Cooper.

[rauldc14]

Cooper was great. I thought Fassbender had a chance too though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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[Sexy Celebrity]

Jared Leto is also great as Mark David Chapman, John Lennon's killer, in the movie Chapter 27.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Im a fan of Fassbender since First Class. A+ actor.

[rauldc14]

Can someone without ruining that movie tell me why he's dressed as a woman?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Emma Thompson.

[Miss Vicky]

Emma Thompson looks horrible. That dress is fug and what's up with her hair?

[Sexy Celebrity]

She looks like she just stepped out of a gay movie about the 1960's.

[rauldc14]

Emma Thompson looks horrible. That dress is fug and what's up with her hair?

Kind of funny lol

[Miss Vicky]

Best Screenplay. Go Spike Jonze.

[Miss Vicky]

SPIKE JONZE WINS!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Spike Jonze won for Her.

[rauldc14]

Awesome win there

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, Miss Vicky, that's two in a row for both of us.

[Sexy Celebrity]

God, you can really see Gloria in him, the 90 year old Jackass slut.

[rauldc14]

At least you got something out of this Miss Vicky

[Miss Vicky]

Can someone without ruining that movie tell me why he's dressed as a woman?

Leto? It's a movie about the AIDS epidemic. He plays a transexual.

[rauldc14]

Enough from Laura Dern

[Miss Vicky]

Laura Dern introducing Nebraska. Which I don't really want to see.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Introducing Nebraska...

Yawn.

[rauldc14]

Laura Dern introducing Nebraska. Which I don't really want to see.

I like Payne but not that much to watch that.

[Miss Vicky]

It's the night of ugly dresses, apparently.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's a nice dress, but the rest of her is boring.

[Miss Vicky]

I like Bateman and I like the new Arrested Development, but he won't win. I love Jim Parsons but he won't win either.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Michael J. Fox looks like he's thinking, "Yeah, yeah, I know I'm not winning."

The winner is Andy Samberg.

[Miss Vicky]

Oh look, they didn't win. Some show I've not even heard of won.

[rauldc14]

It's the night of ugly dresses, apparently.

Most of them save it for the Oscars, where we can really make fun of them.

[Miss Vicky]

This guy is obnoxious. STFU.

[rauldc14]

Michael J. Fox looks like he's thinking, "Yeah, yeah, I know I'm not winning."

The winner is Andy Samberg.

Don't know Andy Samberg, but seems like a douche to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It sucks being a man. The men all wear the same damn thing, but the women... with women, you can always expect something new.

[Mmmm Donuts]

It sucks being a man. The men all wear the same damn thing, but the women... with women, you can always expect something new.

Most men don't give a damn about what they're going to wear, so...

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not saying men should wear dresses, but they should be allowed to dress in different outfits.

[Miss Vicky]

This muppet commercial is funnier than the show.

[Skepsis93]

I'm not saying men should wear dresses, but they should be allowed to dress in different outfits.

I liked Gervais' red suit from a couple years ago.

[rauldc14]

I think I should give Dallas Buyers Club a shot.

[Mmmm Donuts]

I think I should give Dallas Buyers Club a shot.

I probably won't. Doesn't look like my type of movie.

[rauldc14]

McConnaughey looks like he gives a hell of a good performance

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm going to do a Dallas Buyers Club commentary sometime with someone.

[Miss Vicky]

I HATE ORLANDO BLOOM. Tied with Marky Mark for least favorite actor EVER.

[Miss Vicky]

Foreign film. Seen absolutely none of these.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Best Foreign Language Film.

Look at how they're rushing through this award.

The winner is... I have no idea what she just said.

The Great Beauty.

[Mmmm Donuts]

The Wind Rises better win.

[Miss Vicky]

Dallas Buyers Club was great. Still kicking myself for not seeing it on the big screen.
DVD comes out Feb 4th.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Wow.

[Sexy Celebrity]

An Italian movie won.

If Japan had won, I would have got the gong.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dallas Buyers Club was great. Still kicking myself for not seeing it on the big screen.
DVD comes out Feb 4th.

Was it playing near you? It wasn't really playing everywhere near me. I went out of the way to see it.

[Mmmm Donuts]

If Japan had won, I would have got the gong.

Not just Japan. Freakin Miyazaki. This is BS. His last movie, too. :mad:

[Miss Vicky]

Was it playing near you? It wasn't really playing everywhere near me. I went out of the way to see it.

I think so.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not just Japan. Freakin Miyazaki. This is BS. His last movie, too. :mad:

Boo hoo.

[Miss Vicky]

Jimmy Fallon is not funny. Melissa McCarthy was great in Bridesmaids, but this is lame.

[rauldc14]

Dallas Buyers Club was great. Still kicking myself for not seeing it on the big screen.
DVD comes out Feb 4th.

How did u see it you sneaky person you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Best Actor - TV movie or Mini Series.

Matt Damon and Michael Douglas are UP!

[Mmmm Donuts]

Boo hoo.

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[Sexy Celebrity]

Michael Douglas!

[Miss Vicky]

How did u see it you sneaky person you.

That is Victoria's Secret.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Michael Douglas as Liberace in Behind the Candelabra.

WINNER.

[rauldc14]

Probably the same way I saw Captain Phillips.

[Miss Vicky]

I need to see Behind the Candelabra.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Michael Douglas won because he had more sequins that Matt Damon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

These are some great winners! The right winners.

There's that damn music again.........

[rauldc14]

I can't believe how many actors and actresses that have been in tons of movies in the past have shifted to TV shows

[Mmmm Donuts]

I can't believe how many actors and actresses that have been in tons of movies in the past have shifted to TV shows

I think TV is a more stable source of income than movies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

OH MY GOD. There's Malcolm McDowell in a commercial with James Earl Jones.

For Sprint!

[Miss Vicky]

I hate that Sprint commercial. Malcolm McDowell creeps me out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's been the RIGHT WINNERS, Malcolm McDowell, and a Hedwig reference. This is really strange. This is one of Rodent and I's synchronicities.

[rauldc14]

Something about Young Guns will come up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's your animated films.

[Miss Vicky]

Best Animated Feature.

I saw Despicable Me 2 which was good but not great. Not seen the others.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Frozen won Best Animated Movie.

[Miss Vicky]

Frozen wins.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Here's your animated films.

A stupid selection, if you ask me. I guess I'll root for Frozen.

[Miss Vicky]

What's with the princess leia esque hair? looks awful.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Colin Farrell... looks WET.

[Miss Vicky]

Oh look, it's Eyebrow.

[Skepsis93]

Can't wait to see this.

[Miss Vicky]

Llewyn has the cat. That's a cute cat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Inside Llewyn Davis introduction.

I dunno if I want to see this....

[Miss Vicky]

Best Actress in TV Comedy

[rauldc14]

Frozen was ok. Liked The Croods more though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Chris O'Donnell (?) is giving an award.

Best Actress - TV series, comedy.

[Mmmm Donuts]

I'm interested because it's the Cohen Brothers.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's Bono again with Amy Poehler, who just won.

[Miss Vicky]

Umm... I've seen early seasons of Nurse Jackie. It was good.

Parks and Rec wins. ****ing Bono again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're all aliens. They're all aliens like in They Live. Especially Bono.

[rauldc14]

Bono is annoying.

[Mmmm Donuts]

There's Bono again with Amy Poehler, who just won.

BOO. I would have gone with Zooey.

[rauldc14]

Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence won at least.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence won at least.

Yeah, I'm happy with this at least. Hope Leo wins for his category, because we all know he's going to get screwed by the Academy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder when this is over. Another hour?

[Miss Vicky]

Yeah, I'm happy with this at least. Hope Leo wins for his category, because we all know he's going to get screwed by the Academy.

Love Leo, but I don't hope he wins.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Love Leo, but I don't hope he wins.

Joaquin Phoenix supporter for that category then?

[Miss Vicky]

Emma Stone's dress is awful, too.

Cecil B. Demille award for Woody Allen.

[Miss Vicky]

Joaquin Phoenix supporter for that category then?

Duh.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm rooting for Matthew McConaughey.

[rauldc14]

Emma Stone's dress is awful, too.

Cecil B. Demille award for Woody Allen.

Yes, it is. Woody is ok. My favorite is The Purple Rose of Cairo.

[Miss Vicky]

I've never seen a Woody Allen movie.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm rooting for Matthew McConaughey.

He's in the drama category. Phoenix and DiCaprio are in the Comedy/Musical category.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I haven't seen an important Woody Allen movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd like to see one, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I saw Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex.

I loved it at the time, but don't care for it now.

[rauldc14]

Watch The Purple Rose of Cairo. Some May like Manhattan too. Or perhaps Midnight in Paris. Or Annie Hall.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Diane Keaton looks like Garth from Wayne's World.

[Skepsis93]

There's a list of about 25 Woody movies I could recommend. One of my favourite directors.

[rauldc14]

Diane Keaton looks like Garth from Wayne's World.

I am dying. That post is 2014 post of the year worthy cause it's so true.

[Miss Vicky]

Diane Keaton looks like Garth from Wayne's World.

Her hair reminds me of Tom Petty.

[rauldc14]

No, she's definitely Garth.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am dying. That post is 2014 post of the year worthy cause it's so true.

Isn't it?

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That's Diane Keaton.

[rauldc14]

She literally looks just like Garth.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm bored again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think she even kinda acts like him, too.

[Miss Vicky]

Now she's singing. F*ck.

[Skepsis93]

Oh God, no.

[rauldc14]

Diane Keaton is so overrated.

[Miss Vicky]

Garth's in a Loreal commercial now.

[rauldc14]

Keaton was good in Reds, but the film as a whole sucked.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did the Pine Sol woman become the Discovery Card woman?

[Miss Vicky]

Did anybody here see The Butler?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did anybody here see The Butler?

If that's the Oprah movie, I'm avoiding it.

[rauldc14]

Did anybody here see The Butler?

Negative, and don't want too either.

[Miss Vicky]

My mom was asking me about it earlier. I don't think I particularly want to see it either.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We're about at 20 pages now for this commentary.

[Miss Vicky]

Liam Neeson. Introducing Gravity.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gravity introduction.

I still haven't seen this.

[Miss Vicky]

This clip is making me dizzy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It looks like MY WORST FEAR EVER. Even though I have no reason to fear it because I don't expect to go to outer space in my life.

[rauldc14]

My mom was asking me about it earlier. I don't think I particularly want to see it either.

Id rather see Philomena or 12 Years a Slave

[Miss Vicky]

Ben Affleck. WSSLover's favorite director

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ben Affleck.

And he looks HOTTER than he's looked in a good while.

Best Director nomination.

[rauldc14]

Gravity introduction.

I still haven't seen this.

See it. I think you would like it, and Miss Vicky wouldn't.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gravity director won. Alfonso.

[rauldc14]

Glad Cuaron got best director there.

[Miss Vicky]

Gravity wins best director.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wish Sandra Bullock was lost in outer space.

[Miss Vicky]

He was going to give Sandra Bullock herpes.

[Mmmm Donuts]

I wish Sandra Bullock was lost in outer space.

This. :up:

[Sexy Celebrity]

He was going to give Sandra Bullock herpes.

She already has it.

[rauldc14]

I wish Sandra Bullock was lost in outer space.

She got my respect after Gravity. Before that I only liked Blind Side though it was overrated.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Chris Evans and Uma Thurman.

Uma looks... so-so.

[Miss Vicky]

oh look more presenters I don't give a crap about.
But go Big Bang Theory.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Uma looks like a madame. A woman who sells prostitutes.

[Miss Vicky]

WTF is Brooklyn 9 9 anyway?

[Skepsis93]

The ads for this looked terrible.

[rauldc14]

Big Bang robbed. Brooklyn 99 seems like a joke.

[Mmmm Donuts]

I don't think Big Bang is that great, though. From what I've seen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't think Big Bang is that great, though. From what I've seen.

I think it's kind of overrated. I've liked the show and found it hilarious before, but... I dunno. Not always.

[rauldc14]

Better than Brooklyn, that show looks horrible.

[Miss Vicky]

They just showed Joaquin and Leo. <3

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jim Parsons seems like he'd be a BIG GAY BITCH.

[Skepsis93]

Big Bang hasn't been funny since about season 3.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Better than Brooklyn, that show looks horrible.

Probably. I would have picked Parks and Rec from that list.

[Miss Vicky]

Big Bang Theory's not as good as it once was, but still funny.

[Miss Vicky]

Jim Parsons seems like he'd be a BIG GAY BITCH.

Pretty sure he is gay.

[rauldc14]

They just showed Joaquin and Leo. <3

Didn't know u were a Leo fan

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pretty sure he is gay.

He is. I think... I'm pretty sure it's been confirmed. I think he talked about a boyfriend.

[rauldc14]

Pretty sure he is gay.

I doubt it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Didn't know u were a Leo fan

If you're not a fan of Leonardo DiCaprio, you are... well, check your pulse.

[Miss Vicky]

Didn't know u were a Leo fan

Yeah, he's currently third on my list of favorites, behind Crowe. Though Crowe may be slipping a bit with the crap he's done lately.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I doubt it.

Jim Parsons Opens Up About Relationship with Longterm Boyfriend. (http://www.eonline.com/news/472109/jim-parsons-opens-up-for-the-first-time-about-relationship-with-longtime-boyfriend)

[Miss Vicky]

The big one

[Sexy Celebrity]

Best Actor - Comedy.

[Miss Vicky]

GO JOAQUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Miss Vicky]

Leo wins.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Leo!

[Mmmm Donuts]

Thank You God!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I said it -- Joaquin would not win this.

[rauldc14]

Hmm never knew that about Parsons.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Joaquin looks like a wolf that got all roughed up.

[Miss Vicky]

Not too disappointed because I love Leo. But I love Joaquin more.
I'd really love to see them work together some time.

"The great Joaquin Phoenix" - Leonardo DiCaprio

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hmm never knew that about Parsons.

He is FLAMING.

[rauldc14]

DiCaprio keeps slim oscar hopes alive.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Leonardo DiCaprio gets the music.............................

But Bono didn't.

Bono was the only one who didn't get the music.

[Mmmm Donuts]

I like the Indian guy from the show better anyways. Funnier.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Reese Witherspoon is the Best Dressed Woman.

[rauldc14]

I don't think Amy Poehler did either.

[Miss Vicky]

12 Years A Slave.... so overrated. Good, but not the masterpiece people claim it to be.

[rauldc14]

I've always liked Reese, but she hasn't been in anything lately.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sick of this twin sister/"Awesome Sauce!" commercial. Anyone else getting this?

[Miss Vicky]

I'm sick of this twin sister/"Awesome Sauce!" commercial. Anyone else getting this?

I hate it, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That Discovery Card thing where she realizes it's her twin sister on the phone after she says "Awesome Sauce!" I had never seen it before and now I've seen it too much.

[Miss Vicky]

Really? You've never seen it before tonight? You really don't watch TV.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't.

[Miss Vicky]

Rush was excellent.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ehhhhh, this Rush doesn't interest me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why does Drew Barrymore look so fat?

[Miss Vicky]

Drew's dress is awful, but at least her boobs aren't all droopy and gross this time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is she pregnant?

[Miss Vicky]

I hope Her wins it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

American Hustle won.

[Miss Vicky]

American Hustle? Are you ****ing kidding me????

[Sexy Celebrity]

That really doesn't surprise me.

[Miss Vicky]

The Wolf of Wall Street and Her were SO much better.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You'll go a long way if you put the word "American" in your title.

[Skepsis93]

Sweet. Brilliant movie.

[Miss Vicky]

Sweet. Brilliant movie.

More like decent but disappointing movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Even this movie is getting the music...... but not Bono.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What category was that? Comedy - Best Picture?

[Miss Vicky]

What category was that? Comedy - Best Picture?

Yes.

[Miss Vicky]

More Discover Card obnoxiousness.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I went to the bathroom and missed the Discovery Card commercial, thank god.

[Miss Vicky]

I went to the bathroom and missed the Discovery Card commercial, thank god.

It was a different but also obnoxious one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"And now, like a SUPERMODEL'S VAGINA, let's all give a WARM welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cate Blanchett won for Blue Jasmine.

[Miss Vicky]

Leo's hot. My vagina would give him a warm welcome.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Leo's hot. My vagina would give him a warm welcome.

So would mine.

[Skepsis93]

Well deserved, superb performance.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cate Blanchett, get the f**k off. You're not Bono.

[rauldc14]

Haven't seen, and again more than likely won't for awhile.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate the way Jessica Chastain looks. She looks freaky.

[Miss Vicky]

Go Matthew McConaughey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Matthew!!!!!!!

[Miss Vicky]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

OH MY GOD! Fabulous award show!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Matthew McConaughey just won for Dallas Buyers Club.

[rauldc14]

Wow. That means virtually no chance for Chiwetel for the oscar. I don't mind that for Matthew

[Miss Vicky]

Much much deserved! Love him. My vagina would welcome him also.

[rauldc14]

I would like to see a big 4 of McConnaughey, Leto, Adams and Lawrence.

[Skepsis93]

What. A. Douche.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wow. That means virtually no chance for Chiwetel for the oscar.

Too bad, bitch.

[Miss Vicky]

What. A. Douche.

Disagree. I enjoyed that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What. A. Douche.

Fabulous douche.

[Miss Vicky]

Johnny Depp coming up. Another favorite. He is welcome also.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Much much deserved! Love him. My vagina would welcome him also.

Alright, vagina, we heard ya the first time.

[rauldc14]

Where is that picture of that Japanese stared own lady when you need it. I need that picture with the following caption. I guess 12 Years isn't a front runner after all.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It was so worth doing this commentary since all these people won.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Johnny Depp.

[Miss Vicky]

Here's Johnny!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Best Picture - Drama.

This is like What's Eating Gilbert Grape. We have Johnny, we have Leo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

12 Years a Slave.

[Miss Vicky]

Why was Dallas Buyers Club not nominated? What the **** is that ****?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why was Dallas Buyers Club not nominated? What the **** is that ****?

Not a big enough movie, I guess.

[rauldc14]

Damnit. Where is that Japanese lady. Hustle better beat that out for the oscar.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now I have to see this movie and see if it's really ALL THAT.

[Miss Vicky]

Damnit. Where is that Japanese lady. Hustle better beat that out for the oscar.

I'd rather see Rush win out of the nominees in this category.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the black woman in the red hot dress and short hair. Grace Jones-like.

[Miss Vicky]

Now I have to see this movie and see if it's really ALL THAT.

It isn't.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Brad Pitt produced the movie. That explains it.

Brad Pitt is on the same level as Bono.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's all about politics.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or it's the They Live aliens, I dunno.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, that's all, folks! Thanks for joining me.

[rauldc14]

Hustle may be a longshot, but it's hope at least remains alive. Gravity should have beat out Slave anyways.

[The Gunslinger45]

So I am over looking the wins online. Very happy McConaughey won an award. VERY happy Leo got his Golden Globe. Very happy Frozen won for best animated feature, but that I saw coming. Also glad Jennifer Lawrence won an award.

[BlueLion]

McConaughey won! HELL YES! Dallas Buyers Club won two very well deserved awards. Cate Blanchett also a deserved winner. Not sure about Jennifer Lawrence though, maybe they should have given it to the actress from 12 Years a Slave.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hannah and Her Sisters commentary to begin momentarily, with or without you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Without you, I guess. Oh, well, that's okay.

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