Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sorry, it just does this thing where it will stop playing and I have to reload. Doesn't do it always, but some reason, I had a hunch it would do it today and it did.

Yeah, there are two Mrs. Doubtfire people in this.

[rauldc14]

I would never get in a plane with Russell

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay go.

[rauldc14]

Damn politics. Half the armed forces are on weekend leave

[Sexy Celebrity]

*gasp* His son is that guy in The Doom Generation, which I love.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And he's also Frank the Rabbit in Donnie Darko.

[rauldc14]

I wonder if Sadam saw that big orange cloud I the sky

[rauldc14]

It can't be a comet or a meteor. And it's headed for Moscow

[rauldc14]

One going to New York, another headed to D.C.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The site's acting slow. I'm worried about a database error.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This ****ing site is ruining my Harvey Fierstein moments.

[rauldc14]

Yes but I'm back on! And mrs doubtfire man is calling his mother

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay then we're at the same place.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Oh I BETTA CALL MY MOTHA!"

[rauldc14]

Lets pause. The site is acting screwy.

[rauldc14]

Never mind keep going its working now!

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know, I think this might have been Will Smith's first big movie.

[rauldc14]

David HAS to see this! My goodness if this isn't 90s I don't know what is!

[Sexy Celebrity]

At least the first movie he did that made a lot of money and he was the lead star.

[rauldc14]

You know, I think this might have been Will Smith's first big movie.

I think it was, not sure when Men in Black came out but they were the first two.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Men In Black was 1997, or 1998, I think.

[rauldc14]

This should have made 90s list just solely off of goldblum and feirstein

[rauldc14]

Will is taking a piss and his son is shooting the aliens

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, well, unfortunately, a bunch of ***** nobody actually gave a damn about in the '90s had to pop up on that dumpster list.

[rauldc14]

I've always had a soft spot for Vivica Fox, maybe because she seems like a real life stripper to me.

[rauldc14]

Yeah, well, unfortunately, a bunch of ***** nobody actually gave a damn about in the '90s had to pop up on that dumpster list.

This is better than Boondock, babe, he'll even better than Funny Games

[Sexy Celebrity]

"David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[rauldc14]

Why did I just send my mother to Atlanta? One of movie history's best panic attacks

[rauldc14]

David is way too good for Connie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"OH MY GOD..... *Gasp* OMG! OMG!"

[rauldc14]

And her name is Jasmine...classic stripper name

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't you know what he's doing, David? HE DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU!

[Sexy Celebrity]

"You GOT to call them BACK!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Why?" *holds up finger, pulls open curtains* "THAT'S WHY!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Chicken legs. *makes chicken noise*"

[rauldc14]

It's starting to anger me that this didn't make the countdown

[rauldc14]

"It's the White House for crying out loud. You can't just go up there and ring a bell"

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love this moment where David and his father are just driving into D.C.

[rauldc14]

"Vultures!!!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

HA HA @ "The Doom Generation" guy spitting when he sees his crazy father on the TV.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"The aliens abused him... sexually."

[rauldc14]

They got better fish to fry now believe you and me!

[Sexy Celebrity]

James Duval is the name of the Doom Generation guy. He plays Miguel.

[rauldc14]

You're never going to get to fly a space shuttle if you marry a stripper.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There is so much gayness in this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"OH GOD! I hope they BRING BACK ELVIS!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

That stupid stripper girl -- TIFFANY -- who gets herself killed. She is so '90s.

[rauldc14]

"Where the only schmucks trying. To get in"

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie really is, as you said, '90s overload.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It would have been funny if the aliens in this movie actually were friendly and they did bring back Elvis Presley.

[rauldc14]

It's pure 90s. It's the biggest crime to miss the list, even over Mrs. Doubtfire

[rauldc14]

Judd Hirsch is the name of David's father. He was in Ordinary People.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, this movie was a major event when it came out. I went to see it the Saturday after the Friday it opened. I was at the first showing. I remember some man waiting in line in front of me -- we were the first two people there. He had a big tub of popcorn and he was all jumpy and excited about seeing it.

[rauldc14]

"You punched the president?"

[rauldc14]

I was 9 when I saw it in theaters.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But I must say -- from what I remember -- I always preferred this first part of the movie a lot more than the second half. The first part -- where the aliens are hovering over the planet and nobody knows what they're gonna do -- that's the best half of this movie. After they attack, I feel it goes downhill.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, okay. I was 12.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, at least Jeff Goldblum and his father are getting a free plane ride.

[rauldc14]

There's the crazy stripper again

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tiffany joins the party.

But she went alone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's funny, but Harvey Fierstein's character is actually a bigger stereotype than you think. He's calling his damn therapist. He's obviously a lonely gay stereotype.

[rauldc14]

I'm more disappointed that Mrs Doubtfire man dies

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Ahhh! They're opening up!"

[rauldc14]

Times Up!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

My goodness, those people are dumb.

[rauldc14]

There goes Fierstein

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, at least Harvey Fierstein died the way he lived his life -- UP IN FLAMES!

[rauldc14]

Pure 90s cheese that that airplane survived that massive explosion. And that Jasmine survived. That's why I love it. Just go behind a maintain emcee door and you'll live.

[rauldc14]

The Statue of Liberty is broken and its July 3rd

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not crazy about the crazy Russell character, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He seems too happy about this.

[rauldc14]

I'm not crazy about the crazy Russell character, though.

I am cause he's so 90s

[Sexy Celebrity]

*sigh*........ my player died on me again

[rauldc14]

One of my favorite characters hasn't even shown up yet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know what the hell is wrong with this *****.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let me guess: That crazy long haired scientist guy?

[rauldc14]

I'll keep going ill keep you updated. Will Smith wants to whoop E.Ts ass

[rauldc14]

Let me guess: That crazy long haired scientist guy?

Yup dr. Ooken

[rauldc14]

Amen reverend!

[LP Quagmire]

I've always had a soft spot for Vivica Fox, maybe because she seems like a real life stripper to me.

She was the only reason to watch that movie.

[rauldc14]

She was the only reason to watch that movie.

If you claim to be a 90s child, you have to like this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

OK where you at?

[rauldc14]

They must have some kind of protective shields. And there they are! Oh no you did not shoot that green $hit at me.

[rauldc14]

Alien ships going after Will Smith and reverend

[Sexy Celebrity]

"With your DREADLOCKS sticking out the back of my parachute!"

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[rauldc14]

Jimmy!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LP Quagmire]

If you claim to be a 90s child, you have to like this movie.


I claim nothing; INDEPENDENCE DAY is one of the funniest movies ever made, but it's not meant to be.

[rauldc14]

Maybe this didn't make 90s list cause whoopie wasn't in it. She could have played dr. Ooken

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have no idea where you're at. You're past meeting the strange scientist?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know this movie scene by scene at all.

[rauldc14]

Hope you got an air bag!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just keep commenting, though.

[rauldc14]

SC, will smith just parachuted out of his vehicle.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alrighty.

[rauldc14]

Welcome to earth!

[rauldc14]

It's Air Force One for crying out loud and he still gets sick!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Even your crazy scientist seems very '90s to me because in the '90s, there was a big '70s/hippie revival nostalgia kind of thing and this scientist looks like he fits that mold. He looks like an old hippie.

[rauldc14]

Nuclear talk.youd all be dead now if it wasn't for my David!!! Area 51!!! You knew then but you did nothing.

[rauldc14]

Even your crazy scientist seems very '90s to me because in the '90s, there was a big '70s/hippie revival nostalgia kind of thing and this scientist looks like he fits that mold. He looks like an old hippie.

You must be ahead of me a tad.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe. I'll pause.

[rauldc14]

I could have been at a barbecue!!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at the aliens in the tanks, on pause.

[rauldc14]

Now they are at Area 51. Wills going to be looking for his clearance soon.

[rauldc14]

Two words Mr. President: plausible deniability.

[rauldc14]

3000 dollars on a hammer, 2000 dollars on a toilet seat.

[rauldc14]

And there is the crazy doctor, they are going to see the big tamale.

[rauldc14]

The background music is very 90s too.

[rauldc14]

The last 24 hours have been really exciting

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tell me when you're at the tanks.

[rauldc14]

I'm at the tanks now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alrighty.

[rauldc14]

Otherwise known as the Freak Show.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bill Pullman as the president reminds me of George W. Bush. It feels very prophetic to me.

[rauldc14]

I forgot all about the fact that Independence Day 2 is in the works.

[rauldc14]

There's Will Smiths clearance!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is the sequel still on? I've been hearing about that movie ever since this movie came out.

[rauldc14]

Yup it's official.

[rauldc14]

I'm a dancer

Ah, ballet.

No, exotic.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And Bill Pullman's a Republican, obviously. Vivica A. Fox, a stripper, "VOTED FOR THE OTHER GUY." She's obviously a Democrat.

[rauldc14]

Aren't all strippers democrats?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jeff Goldblum and Bill Pullman are in the sequel, but not Will Smith.

[rauldc14]

The arm is moving!!!!! And they've released some sort of an attack on Dr. Ooken

[rauldc14]

Jeff Goldblum and Bill Pullman are in the sequel, but not Will Smith.

I hope feirstein comes back from the dead.

[rauldc14]

Release me......now....now.......

[rauldc14]

Peace.....no peace......

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hope feirstein comes back from the dead.

"OH GOD! I hope they bring back HARVEY FIERSTEIN!"

[rauldc14]

What is it you want us to do?


Die............die.....

Is that glass bulletproof?

No sir.

[rauldc14]

90s at its finest......strippers, chess, and Harvey Fierstein

[rauldc14]

Just tell em I hit you

[rauldc14]

Houston, we have a problem. We are going into visual recon.

[rauldc14]

The nukes have been deployed!!!!!!!

[rauldc14]

It's shameful he actually thought that was a hit.

The target remains......I repeat the target remains.....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Target REMAINS.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder if Bill Pullman is remarried in the sequel.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You can't be a mother in a story. The mothers always die for some reason.

[rauldc14]

Screw boondocks for getting a slot of this gem of a cheesy 90s film. So cheesy it's great.

[rauldc14]

It's almost July 4th.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just forget that list. I mean, Eyes Wide Shut was higher than Forrest Gump.

It's nothing but an excessive masturbatory crapfest for Harry Lime and Wintertriangles and his ilk.

[rauldc14]

That is a sad death though, with him and his daughter there.

[rauldc14]

David! What the hell are you doing?

[rauldc14]

Just forget that list. I mean, Eyes Wide Shut was higher than Forrest Gump.

It's nothing but an excessive masturbatory crapfest for Harry Lime and Wintertriangles and his ilk.

Haven't seen Eyes Wide Shut, but Fight Club shouldn't be higher than Gump or Lambs

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's drinkin'.

[rauldc14]

Hirsch is a genious!

[rauldc14]

He gave it a virus! He's to blame for all my computer viruses in the past!

[rauldc14]

I remember playing some cheesy Independence Day play station game too

[rauldc14]

It's capable of flying! Shut your mouth secretary!

[rauldc14]

You really think you can do all that bull you just said?

And hooray, secretary is fired!

[Sexy Celebrity]

*yawns* I just wanna see Smith and Goldblum go into outer space. From now on, the Earth scenes... they just aren't that exciting to me.

[Daniel M]

Just noticed that Independence Day is on Sky1 here in the UK, what a coincidence, going to see what part it's on.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ridiculous. Drunken redneck steps out. "I CAN FLY."

[rauldc14]

*yawns* I just wanna see Smith and Goldblum go into outer space. From now on, the Earth scenes... they just aren't that exciting to me.

A bit of a lull, yes. But still enough funny moments such as "I fly, I pilot"

[rauldc14]

Not sure he said can. Maybe he did. After nam he got into crop dusting. And he's been dying for some payback.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jeff Goldblum is 60 years old now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her man could die and they're gonna get married.

[rauldc14]

Vivica looking good for her wedding

[Sexy Celebrity]

Will Smith is a disgusting creep for not wanting to come back for the sequel.

[rauldc14]

And there's best man Dave!

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's not like he's busy working on Fresh Prince of Bel Air: The Movie.

Or Men In Black 4.

Or Seven Pounds 2.

[rauldc14]

Hancock 2 is in the way.

[rauldc14]

This is my favorite presidential speech in all of film!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't think I've even seen the first Hancock.

[rauldc14]

Just noticed that Independence Day is on Sky1 here in the UK, what a coincidence, going to see what part it's on.

Aw, you could have joined!

[rauldc14]

I don't think I've even seen the first Hancock.

It's not great, but it's not all too terrible either.

[rauldc14]

I'm a combat pilot. I belong in the air.

[Daniel M]

Aw, you could have joined!

:( Can't get to the TV now anyway, my parents have it and refused to put on Independence Day, damn. Still a pretty weird coincidence though.

[rauldc14]

It's time for them to go in the ship!

Damn where's the cigars?

[Sexy Celebrity]

When I first saw this, I hadn't seen 2001, so the HAL thing on Jeff Goldblum's laptop meant nothing to me.

[rauldc14]

I still haven't seen 2001.


Not till the fat lady sings. This is very important.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're taking a huge risk sending that genius out to that mothership in space. If he died, they would have been incredibly screwed.

[rauldc14]

Look no hands!

[rauldc14]

They're taking a huge risk sending that genius out to that mothership in space. If he died, they would have been incredibly screwed.

Yes. The world would have been the aliens for the taking. I can't imagine what may happen in the sequel.

[rauldc14]

No way I would have drove that spaceship into that creepy little hole.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I feel very into the movie, though. At least during these movies. To the point that I just wanna watch more than commentate.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No way I would have drove that spaceship into that creepy little hole.

Better safe than sorry.

[rauldc14]

Me too. Though this one is actually easy for me to commentate while I watch. Probably cause I've seen it tons of times.

[rauldc14]

That is one strange looking alien.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They have coordinated this attack EXTREMELY well for something that seems so uncertain and archaic.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It would be nice if James Duval returned. I mean, look at him -- he's done NOTHING in this movie.

[rauldc14]

He should return. And Mrs. Doubtfires kid. And perhaps pierce brosnan and Sally field.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's Russell.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He Did It! He Killed Himself!

[rauldc14]

The look on the aliens face before he gets shot: PRICELESS!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the alien's reaction when it sees the skull on its computer.

[rauldc14]

"I ain't heard no fat lady!!!!"

[rauldc14]

Elvis has left the building!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm worried about Jeff Goldblum in the sequel. What if he gets killed?

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's what I don't like about sequels. There's always the chance that a character you love might die in it.

[rauldc14]

Hope not. Anyways this is classic 90s and I'm ashamed the forum doesn't see it that way.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's your Vivica.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Great film. 4.5

[rauldc14]

The End! Overall it's an 8.5/10 for me

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thanks for wanting to do this, Rauldc14, my MoFo twin (same birthday/same join date). I hope you had a good time.

[rauldc14]

And now the dog is barking at me to go outside, later SC

[rauldc14]

Thanks for wanting to do this, Rauldc14, my MoFo twin (same birthday/same join date). I hope you had a good time.

Won't be for awhile, but I'd like to collaborate again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alrighty, Raul. Thanks. Enjoy the rest of your day.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Coming up next on THE SEXY CELEBRITY CHANNEL:

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[Sexy Celebrity]

New World Pictures logo comes up. Love this logo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Great score for this movie. Composed by Christopher Young. Originally it was meant to be a band called Coil. I've heard their version of the Hellraiser soundtrack and I think it absolutely sucks. A lot of people say they like it better. They have no taste.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The movie deals with a man who is a hedonist and he buys a puzzlebox while in India or something like that - at a market. He goes back to his home in England, plays with it, solves it, and is then taken to Hell by these sadomasochistic monsters called The Cenobites. There, they tear his skin apart and make him suffer unimaginable horrors for all eternity.

But a drop of his brother's blood brings him back to life and gives him a way to escape Hell.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Right now, Pinhead, the lead cenobite, is fashioning together Frank's torn apart face on the floorboards of the attic where Frank was taken.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Frank's brother, Larry, and his wife, Julia, are arriving at the house where Frank died at. It belonged to Larry's family.

They are moving into it. And later, eventually, Frank will come back to life here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Julia has a secret past with Frank -- they had sex together right before she married Larry.

This -- because Julia is unhappy with Larry -- is why she will do the unthinkable later and help Frank reform himself -- grow into a healthy human form since he needs to nourish himself with human blood to do it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just spent 10 minutes waiting for this ******* site to get working again...

I don't know if I even want to continue with this ****ing commentary.

This ******* site needs to stop doing this ******* ****.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let's see if it will work now....

Julia's looking at pictures of Frank with women he had sex with. She found them while searching through her new home.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate the scene with the moving men. I dunno why.

[Sexy Celebrity]

One of these moving guys is hot as hell, though.

He gets killed at the end of the sequel, unfortunately.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Kirsty, the daughter of Larry, the stepdaughter of Julia, arrives to visit her dad. She's making coffee in the kitchen. Upstairs, Julia tears a picture, removing the strange woman who's with Frank. She wants to be his one and only love.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Frank arrives, drenched. He's been out in the rain.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually what I meant to say was that Frank arrived at the house in the past. It's a flashback. Julia's flashback. We are being told the story of Julia and Frank's secret past through Julia's flashback.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Many people assume Hellraiser deals primarily with the monster, Pinhead. But the first two movies actually don't feature him much at all.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Frank and Julia are about to have sex. He uses a knife to cut her undergarments off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Their sex is rough and brutal. Almost like rape.

Frank is TOTALLY NAKED. Very hot man, too.

Julia vows to do "anything you want" with Frank.

In the present, Larry cuts his hand -- on a NAIL.

His hand made contact with the nail when he was struggling to move a bed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The nail Larry hurt himself on is significant for a few reasons --

The obvious is that Pinhead, the cenobite, has nails in his own head.

The not so obvious -- it's a Jesus Christ reference. Later, Frank will be wearing Larry's skin. The Cenobites will come for him and peel off his skin was hooks. As Frank, in Larry's shredded skin, stands before us, he will exclaim: "JESUS WEPT."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jesus Christ was nailed on the cross. Larry -- and Frank -- have their own crosses.

Oh, Miss Vicky, if you haven't seen this movie, DO.

There are lots of RATS right now on the screen. Watching as Frank the Monster comes back to life since Larry's blood has been spilled. It went down into the floor and somehow brought Frank back to life.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A conversation at a dinner table. Friends welcoming Larry, Julia and Kirsty back to England.

They're talking about doctors -- which is interesting because the sequel deals with a doctor.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The rats, by the way, are gruesomely killed by Frank, who nails them into the walls of the attic.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Julia enters the attic. She senses something.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A hand reaches out and GRABS HER!

It's Frank in monster form.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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Frank The Monster -- after Julia has killed a man for him, which allowed Frank to suck the blood and nutrients from the victim's body. Frank has grown some here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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KIRSTY.

She is currently making out with her boyfriend, Steve.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Julia's lying in bed, thinking about her sexual encounter with the hunky, human Frank.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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FRANK (Sean Chapman) in his human form. This is right before he has sex with Julia.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Kirsty has awoken from a nightmare in which she's found her father, dead. A prophetic dream.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Julia is picking up a bald businessman at a bar. He's going to be food for Frank.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He thinks he's coming back to her place for sex -- but he's coming back TO BE MURDERED.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I feel like I've known you FOR YEARS," the stranger looking for sex says to Julia.

But there's no special connection between them at all. There's just her desire to kill him for her man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"We don't need a bed, DO WE? I've always PREFERRED THE FLOOR."

[Sexy Celebrity]

He kisses her, heavy into the mood, ready to get it on.

He takes off his pants. He's in briefs.

He walks over to her. Kisses her neck. Calls her the "loveliest woman he's ever seen."

He's had too much to drink at the bar, though. He needs to relieve himself.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Julia KILLS HIM WITH A HAMMER!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Frank sticks his hand into the back of the victim's neck -- hands are what people who have returned to Hell use to drain the victims of blood and nutrients.

[Sexy Celebrity]

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JULIA with her HAMMER.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Slimy Frank touches Julia, just to touch her.

"Come to Daddy."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Julia, after the act of murder, washes up in her bathroom. She's not too bloody, but she's not clean, either.

Larry has returned home from work.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Julia, of course, has to keep her lover from Hell a secret from Larry.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Writer and director CLIVE BARKER has a cameo in this scene at the pet store. You don't see his face, but it's him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A homeless, disgusting looking man is in the pet store, where Kirsty works. He eats bugs. Then disappears. He is a guardian of the puzzlebox.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Julia has murdered another young, attractive man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She sits on a couch with a drink, looking positively evil and cruel. She smiles at her own wickedness.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Frank tells Julia about the puzzlebox.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's funny -- we just saw a man come back to Julia's house for sex and act like what went on between them WAS SOMETHING MORE. Something deeper. "I feel like I've known you before." He's foolish to think this, of course.

That foolishness is also in Julia, though, for she shouldn't be acting so loyal and devoted to Frank. He will later betray her, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Larry's sweater as he checks out the house during a thunderstorm.

I'm sure many would say it's ugly as Hell, but I like it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Larry takes Julia to the bedroom, kissing her, wanting to have sex with her. But she wants none of it, really. She tries to kiss back, but she's not enjoying it.

Meanwhile, Frank the Monster is hiding in the room. Watching them.

He's going to step out in a minute and he's going to be skinning open a RAT.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually now I kinda don't like Larry's sweater.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Larry and Kirsty eat in a Chinese restaurant. Discussing Julia.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Julia brings home another man.

Meanwhile, Kirsty has walked up to the house -- SEES JULIA BRING THE MAN INSIDE. She came to be nice to Julia and talk to her -- BUT THEN SHE DISCOVERS THIS!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's like Jeffrey Dahmer. She lures men back to her place and then they end up dead.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've heard Jeffrey Dahmer was a big fan of the Hellraiser movies, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Disgusting sounds as Frank nourishes himself on the new victim.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Kirsty walks through the house -- goes up the stairs --