Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She had sex with Dante?

[honeykid]

Yes.

[honeykid]

Batting well above his average

[Sexy Celebrity]

God, I hate that moment where she bounces like that.

[honeykid]

lol.... Jay

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wish that was his surprise.

[honeykid]

What's sexier than a elf princess' sword?

A donkey show

[honeykid]

Fingers crossed

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just want one of those Cow Tippers.

[honeykid]

What's the point of the internet if you're not looking up pictures of weird, ****ed up sex **** you'll never do yourself

[honeykid]

Love this bit

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pussy Troll.

[honeykid]

Pillowpants is her pussy troll. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't believe that word isn't censored here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pussy pussy, mo mussy, banana fanna bo bussy, fe fi fo fussy... PUSSY.

[honeykid]

:rotfl:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'll be right back. Keep watching.

[honeykid]

That laugh was for the scene.

Pickle****er

[honeykid]

His pickle was small enough to make it after 4 bites.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Back.

[honeykid]

This tastes like piss and flies, don't it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sex nuts and retard strong.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did they ride go carts in the first movie?

[honeykid]

No, I don't think so. they play hockey on the roof.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dante is kinda girly.

[honeykid]

That's some white freaky stuff

[Sexy Celebrity]

Rosario is slutty.

[honeykid]

Ain't nobody from my church in here

[Sexy Celebrity]

There ain't nobody from her church in there.

[honeykid]

Porch monkeys. :D

[honeykid]

The judge told you about that

[honeykid]

:rotfl:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm amused, but not laughing my ass off.

[honeykid]

Didn't mean they were racist... Although, she did once describe a broken bottle as a ****** knife. Maybe she was racist

[honeykid]

I'm taking it back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had never heard of the term "porch monkey" until this movie.

[honeykid]

Nor had I, but it immediately sounded dodgy.

[honeykid]

Dante can't dance

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dante kinda reminds me of Yoda from this site. Just because of pictures I've seen of him and that cross necklace he's wearing.

[honeykid]

For some reason, I think Dante looks odd in this scene.

[honeykid]

METAL!!!!!!

[honeykid]

That's a healthy bounce

[Sexy Celebrity]

Doesn't everyone in town start dancing in the streets to this?

I find that too much for this film. Too unrealistic.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes.... here they are. Everyone dancing in the road.

[honeykid]

I'd completely forgotten about this bit. I don't remember it at all

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, yes, all you need is Jackson 5 and it's a happy day.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's nice. Drop the pregnant woman.

[honeykid]

Porch Monkey 4 Life

[honeykid]

Oh, yes, all you need is Jackson 5 and it's a happy day.
Well, it's a better day.

[honeykid]

Ross and Joey

[Sexy Celebrity]

How are these people getting anything done in this fast food place?

[honeykid]

Here comes the donkey show

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder what's going to happen in the third "Clerks" movie.

[honeykid]

He's got a small smoke machine for ambiance. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Kinky Kelly's bald lover is kinda cute.

[honeykid]

I wonder what's going to happen in the third "Clerks" movie.
I don't know. Elias is in it again.

Love this song!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, this is a good song. "1979."

[honeykid]

I listened to this album constantly back in 95.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I do feel bad for Dante's ugly blonde fiancee, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I listened to this album constantly back in 95.

I used to have it until recently.....

[Sexy Celebrity]

I only really liked that song from it, though.

[honeykid]

Dante's rung the fire brigade

[honeykid]

Elias is high

[Sexy Celebrity]

CRISCO!

Gunslinger, if you're reading this -- CRISCO! :randy:

[honeykid]

Inter-species erotica, ****o

[honeykid]

Sam Fox. I remember this being released. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was at some kind of adult novelty store one time many years ago... and this older lady who kinda looked like Illeana Douglas corrected me when I said the word, "porn." She was like... "You mean... ADULT ENTERTAINMENT."

[honeykid]

:laugh:

[honeykid]

But this donkey's a dude?

Kelly can be a guys name too

[Sexy Celebrity]

She can't look away.

[honeykid]

I'm disgusted... And repulsed.... And I can't look away

[Sexy Celebrity]

:laugh: They've gotta go back in and watch.

[honeykid]

I hope that donkey doesn't have a hinney troll

[Sexy Celebrity]

Elias is jerking off.

[honeykid]

Oh uh, Emma

[Sexy Celebrity]

This would be a nightmare. To see your man making out with another woman while gay interspecies erotica is taking place and you've baked a cake.

[honeykid]

Jay hits on her immediately. :D

[honeykid]

Oh, ****. Not again. Gotta finish

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jay hits on her immediately. :D

That was nice of him, though.

[honeykid]

Elias reminds me of Elijah Wood

[honeykid]

He misses his donkey

[honeykid]

You knocked up the guy who owns Mooby's?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Poor Randal.

[honeykid]

Randal reminds me of someone but I can't remember who it is for the life of me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What sort of accent is Randal supposed to have?

[honeykid]

New Jersey?

[honeykid]

Even Anne Frank could see she likes you for who you are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. New Jersey, I guess.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dante is very femme in a way.

[honeykid]

Do I stutter?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Drive-thru wedding ring.

[Sexy Celebrity]

These people don't work.

[honeykid]

Opening the Quick Stop

[honeykid]

They've got their wall back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Huh? VHS and Nintendo?

[honeykid]

Yep, it's the 90's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder if "Clerks III" will be in black and white. I think I heard that it will. It makes sense 'cause the movie just changed back to black and white.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Clerks II" is set in the '90s? That can't be. The "Lord of the Rings" movies exist.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I feel like I've been too quiet for this commentary. I was kinda into the movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I give Clerks II....

8 out of 10.

[honeykid]

No, Clerks is in B&W, that's why this one begins and ends that way. It's why there's videotape and nintendo and why that guy is taking milk out of the fridge at the end. There's all sorts of references to the first film in Clerks II.

[honeykid]

I'm going with a strong 3.5

[Sexy Celebrity]

But those are just references, right?

That ending was the ending of the "Clerks II" movie, right?

[honeykid]

Yes, it was the ending of Clerks II.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The neverending credits.

[honeykid]

Thanks for the commentary, SC. Maybe we should do Point Break next time?

[Sexy Celebrity]

OK. These credits are shorter than the credits that played in the movie theater. The movie theater end credits listed ALL KINDS OF NAMES in small print going on and on forever. That's been removed here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think in the movie theater, the credits listed names of people who helped finance the movie, even if just a little bit, or something. I don't know. It was something like that and the credits were, like, 15 minutes long.

[honeykid]

I didn't see this in the cinema, so I don't know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is what it was:

http://www.totalfilm.com/news/get-your-name-in-the-clerks-ii-credits

Everyone on Myspace who friended his page got their name listed in the end credits when the movie played in theaters.

And it went on FOREVER.

[honeykid]

Ah, I see.

Myspace. lol

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thanks, Honeykid!

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's time to get kinky.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=13299&stc=1&d=1394849171

"THE NOTORIOUS BETTIE PAGE"

With Honeykid!

[The Gunslinger45]

Kinky!

[honeykid]

OK, ready when you are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pressing play now.

[honeykid]

Pressing play

[honeykid]

I've only seen this once before.

[honeykid]

Jazz: The Seedy Part Of Town.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I saw this at the movies when it came out. With a very cute guy. Who'd probably be disturbed if he knew I was saying that about him.

[honeykid]

I love there's a mag called "Wink". So close. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

HOW OLD ARE YOU SEXUALLY?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love there's a mag called "Wink". So close. :D

I noticed that.

[honeykid]

Life before video and the internet.

[honeykid]

It's a bust! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

HBO movie. This played in theaters (probably not many) but this looks like a TV movie.

[honeykid]

Insidious filth? I think I bet on that hose once. :D

[honeykid]

Heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee's Betty!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Can't wait till we get out of these black and white scenes.

Although, actually, maybe a lot of this movie is in black and white.... I forget. Now I'm thinking maybe only a small part of it is in color.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She supposedly got a little mentally crazy in later years. This Bettie Page.

I remember when she died. In December 2008. Or January 2009, one of those.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, so far I'm bored.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is Gretchen Mol as Bettie Page.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, she's very religious.

[honeykid]

I know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Honeykid doesn't really wanna be doing this commentary. He wanted to watch something else.

[honeykid]

I just don't remember it being something that would work well as a commentary. I could be wrong. It happens occasionally. :D

[honeykid]

Romance montage

[honeykid]

Betty's now married.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What doesn't work for a commentary is something you don't feel like watching.

[honeykid]

Husband slaps her and she's outta there. Good.

[honeykid]

What doesn't work for a commentary is something you don't feel like watching.
Well then we should be fine. I don't mind watching this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I forgot about it mostly being in black and white, though.....

I don't really care for black and white.

I should have looked closer at the DVD. It says "IN GLORIOUS B&W!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

B&W and S&M.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's in the car. I think they're taking her somewhere to get raped. Thank God this isn't a Miss Vicky commentary.

[honeykid]

Betty's getting worried now. She should be. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's so 1950's panicked.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, it's over. She's free now.

And a changed woman.

[honeykid]

Praying to Jesus

[honeykid]

And the city eats up another innocent.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Awful soundtrack. Old religious music.

[honeykid]

I really like Grape Nuts.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's riding the bus outta town.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You eat Grape Nuts cereal, Honeykid?

[honeykid]

There's so little I like about the 50's that it makes much of the decades art hard to like.

[honeykid]

You eat Grape Nuts cereal, Honeykid?
I had some yesterday. I don't usually, though. Before a few months ago I hadn't had any for years.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why did you bring it up? Are you eating it? I didn't see a Grape Nuts reference in the film.

[honeykid]

Betty's first photo shoot.

[honeykid]

Why did you bring it up? Are you eating it? I didn't see a Grape Nuts reference in the film.
It was one of the billboards she pasted on the bus out of there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A colored (I'm talking like I'm in the 1950's) police officer/photographer is taking Bettie's picture.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now she's in his studio, looking perky.

[honeykid]

Betty's in his studio

[honeykid]

Stuffing her top

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her hair finally looks better.

[honeykid]

The look is being created. She has a fringe.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why did you get this movie, Honeykid? Do you like Gretchen Mol?

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's a hot guy who answered the door.

[honeykid]

No, I just had heard it was good, so I gave it a go. Plus, the seedier side of life is always interesting.

[honeykid]

Amateur photographers having a shoot. Betty's a hit!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at all of these horny men taking her picture.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's in her acting class.

[honeykid]

Betty's doing her piece for class.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess she's not really a good actress.

But she knows how to take off her clothes.

[honeykid]

50's men getting boners

[honeykid]

It might not be necessary, but I think it's preferable. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

50's men getting boners

Big ones.

[Sexy Celebrity]

For some reason this is making me think of Back to the Future.

[honeykid]

Where do I know that guy from? Marvin

[honeykid]

Betty thinks acting ruined her life.

[honeykid]

Betty in a typing pool

[Sexy Celebrity]

Marvin is played by Jonathan M. Woodward.

He was in "Drones" and "NCIS" and "Angel" and "Firefly" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

[honeykid]

Grooming the girls.

[honeykid]

Buffy and Angel. That must be it. I can't place him, though

[honeykid]

Betty's at home in nature.

[honeykid]

The top comes off... As does the photographer. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Honeykid, you getting a 1950's style boner over topless Bettie right now?

[honeykid]

Totally nude

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, now she's bottomless. I see pubes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I see Bettie Page vagina. And butt.

[honeykid]

No, I've had sex with a woman. :D

[honeykid]

Front page montage.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, I've had sex with a woman. :D

Today?

[honeykid]

Rollerskates and a gorilla outlay. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Paula Klaw.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Fearful Ordeal in Restraint Land.

[honeykid]

Today?

No, I haven't seen my g/f today. I'm not too good atm. I didn't get up until 9pm.

[honeykid]

Those are serious heels.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Irving Klaw is played by Chris Bauer who plays in True Blood. I thought that was him. He's hot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, I haven't seen my g/f today. I'm not too good atm. I didn't get up until 9pm.

Are you sick?

[honeykid]

Shoes and boots, boots and shoes. They can't get enough of them.

Why?

Don't ask

[Sexy Celebrity]

No foot fetish, Honeykid?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Marvin's cute.

[honeykid]

No foot fetish, Honeykid?
No. I don't get it at all. But them that's kind of the point with a fetish.

[honeykid]

Betty's having a screentest.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I dated a guy who had a foot fetish.

[honeykid]

Betty failed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You keep spelling her name wrong. It's BETTIE.

[honeykid]

She'll get nowhere treating producers like that. As Gretchen would know.... Allegedly.

[honeykid]

You keep spelling her name wrong. It's BETTIE.
You're right. I apologise.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know something about Gretchen?

[honeykid]

I know nothing. But there's rumours about most stars.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know a lot of celebrity gossip stuff.

[honeykid]

Snarling. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Come on, Bettie! DOMINATE THE MEN!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, God, I love mushrooms.

[honeykid]

I thought most people went out drinking with strangers they don't like. It's called going out and getting drunk. :D

[honeykid]

Oh, God, I love mushrooms.
I hate mushrooms. Truly, up there with the worst foods I've ever tried.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Who is this British guy? Do you know?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate mushrooms. Truly, up there with the worst foods I've ever tried.

I love 'em. I can eat a pizza with just mushrooms. I love pastas with just mushrooms.....

[honeykid]

Colour home movies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, finally, this movie is colorized.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't get this movie now. She's just dressing up for her dominatrix pictures and hanging out with her photographers. Boring middle of a biographical film stuff.

[honeykid]

On the set of Sally Punishment. :Next on E! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now they've tied up a blonde woman and put her in the trunk of a car. For a sexy video.

[honeykid]

I don't get this movie now. She's just dressing up for her dominatrix pictures and hanging out with her photographers. Boring middle of a biographical film stuff.

What's not to get?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't get why it's so... blah.

[honeykid]

The producers are arguing to get their film through.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now she's dressed up sexy and playing with a clown doll.

[honeykid]

I don't get why it's so... blah.
Well, it's not actually an S&M film. It's a biographical film about someone who, among other things, made them. Also, it was a montage.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Back to color. She's at Miami Beach.

[honeykid]

In colour... In Florida

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bettie's life isn't very challenging. We're not seeing her really... struggle.

She got raped. That's about it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's a smiling dominatrix. It's some kind of David Lynch creation.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like all of that blue we can see now.

[honeykid]

She was abused as a child. But this is more about the difference between the woman and the image/icon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She was abused as a child. But this is more about the difference between the woman and the image/icon.

Not a great storyline, though, really. I mean, how many people really knew much about Bettie Page, anyway? She was just a ... model. Nobody really knew a persona. They knew an image.

[honeykid]

May the Lord forgive him for abandoning his wife and family

[Sexy Celebrity]

It was probably something to be doing this, though. To be a 1950's magazine dominatrix.

[honeykid]

Back to class

[Sexy Celebrity]

Man, what was it that guys liked about this stuff?

[honeykid]

It was probably something to be doing this, though. To be a 1950's magazine dominatrix.
You're not kidding. An independent woman, who left her husband and is making her own money in the sex trade? Not just that, but S&M? *head explodes*

[honeykid]

Love the song! :D

[honeykid]

Her religious sensiblities are offended by his song.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's tied up and she has a ball gag in her mouth.

[Sexy Celebrity]

God likes S&M.

[honeykid]

Philosophical debate about whether God would approve while tied up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, serving your life for the Lord.... is bondage.

[honeykid]

Bettie's a square

[honeykid]

Bettie's being recognised and asked for an autograph

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's ruining his dominatrix fantasies of her.

[honeykid]

Boyfriend doesn't understand. He thinks it's abnormal