Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Caligula has been warned that he will be killed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A man is juggling. Butts are thrusting. People have multiple hands - and eyes and faces.

[The Gunslinger45]

Ah the grotto. Have they got to the freak show yet?

Edit: Yes they have

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, I thought the man was gonna be castrated, but he was stabbed in the gut instead and killed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe I missed it, but I thought women urinated on the dead guy. I remember that somewhere.

[The Gunslinger45]

Maybe I missed it, but I thought women urinated on the dead guy. I remember that somewhere.

That comes later in the movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are they in a cave?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Grandpa and granddaughter just kissed.

[The Gunslinger45]

Are they in a cave?

In Tiberius's grotto. Think the Playboy mansion grotto only with ass stomach man.

[The Gunslinger45]

Incest!

[Yoda]

Oh, I thought the man was gonna be castrated, but he was stabbed in the gut instead and killed.
I love reading this kinda stuff without watching the movie or knowing the context.

[The Gunslinger45]

A woman just came out through a curtain in a ridiculous red outfit.

The wife of the leader of the Praetorian Guard. Who Caligula is also banging.

[jiraffejustin]

I think I need to watch this movie

[The Gunslinger45]

A bird is in their bedroom. It freaks out Caligula. Maybe it's a bad sign?

sets up future foreshadowing.

[The Gunslinger45]

Or he just died? I'm not sure. I forget.

kills himself.

[The Gunslinger45]

It is amazing how many acclaimed Shakespearean actors agreed to be in this movie.

[The Gunslinger45]

Gunslinger, thanks for helping me along with this.

Your welcome. This was a MESSED up movie to watch!

[The Gunslinger45]

I do not remember her giving head, but I do remember two lesbians, another massive roman orgy, and a her in a three way with Caligula and his sister.

[The Gunslinger45]

I think I need to watch this movie

yes you should.

[The Gunslinger45]

The fact that this does not shock you is not shocking to me.

[The Gunslinger45]

It's certainly quite a movie to experience, though.

that it is

[The Gunslinger45]

I think Tiberius -- Caligula's grandfather -- has died. This, I believe, means Caligula just came into power.

You are correct. Let the power trip begin!

[The Gunslinger45]

Be right back. I need to pee. I shall do it Caligula style and find someone to pee on.

Just make sure it is not a corpse, that is still frowned upon.

[The Gunslinger45]

A fight ensues. Who is the other guy besides Caligula and his grandfather? The dark haired guy. Who just killed Grandfather Tiberius.

The leader of the Praetorian guard and husband to the lady in the crazy red outfit.

His name is Macro

[honeykid]

It is amazing how many acclaimed Shakespearean actors agreed to be in this movie.
They couldn't believe they were getting paid to do this crap. They had a great time, though Gielgud and O'Toole say they didn't know about the hardcore stuff.

[The Gunslinger45]

Also according to Wikipedia Tiberius (Caligula's grandpa) was dying of advanced venerial disease. This does not shock me at all.

[The Gunslinger45]

They couldn't believe they were getting paid to do this crap. They had a great time, though Gielgud and O'Toole say they didn't know about the hardcore stuff.

Neither did Tito Brass. then he took his name off the movie.

[The Gunslinger45]

Caligula just told his brother "they must love each other." Then they walked off screen. How deep was that love?

not that deep considering what happens later.

[honeykid]

That's true. Bob Guccione came in and had hardcore shot for the film as well as re-editing scenes.

[The Gunslinger45]

I actually have a scholarly book on Caligula somewhere. I believe it actually says all this crazy stuff about Caligula really wasn't true.

He did have many sexual perversions, but as to how much is true and how much is fiction, that I do not know, and refer to scholars on the material.

[The Gunslinger45]

That's true. Bob Guccione came in and had hardcore shot for the film as well as re-editing scenes.

That he did.

[The Gunslinger45]

Caligula really loves his sister, Drusilla.

And yet cannot marry her do to the whole brother sister thing. :sick:

[honeykid]

How long till the headcutting scene?

[The Gunslinger45]

to hell with the head cutting, I am waiting for the wedding!

[The Gunslinger45]

Caligula comes upon a man giving a blowjob to another man. Very X-rated.

well it is the uncut version.

[honeykid]

Was he? I don't remember. ;)

[honeykid]

Wasn't it just on a whim? Or to kill the only other man who knew? I don't remember.

[The Gunslinger45]

Wasn't it just on a whim? Or to kill the only other man who knew? I don't remember.

I think it was to get rid of him because he knew.

[honeykid]

Thanks. I couldn't remember.

OK, I'm going to have to start quoting posts because my replies make odd reading to some of SC's posts. :D

[The Gunslinger45]

Caligula is taking a piss.

And not on a corpse.

[honeykid]

Why does she care when she's got all of those other men masturbating for her?

Because without a (powerful) husband she's doomed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You can't marry your sister unless you're an Egyptian.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Practice Incest Like an Egyptian. *dances*

[Sexy Celebrity]

Caligula's sister just groped him while trying to persuade him to marry one of the princesses she wants to fix him up with.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Caligula's sister just told him not to be disgusting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Naked women in a pool.

[honeykid]

Lol

[The Gunslinger45]

And he instead will go with Helen Mirren

[Sexy Celebrity]

Caligula looks kind of cute right now. He's in a white robe which is covering his head and he's got something around his head -- a dangly gold thing.

[The Gunslinger45]

Caligula's sister just told him not to be disgusting.

There is no place for prudishness in pagan rome!

[The Gunslinger45]

No he just does not like virgins.

[honeykid]

YAY! Headchopping scene!!

[The Gunslinger45]

Trivia fact: The new head of the Praetorian guard Senator Chaerea is also in Salo.

[The Gunslinger45]

But now Caligula sets his sights on Proculus (?) If I'm not wrong, doesn't he fist that guy?

Yes in the most infamous scene of the movie.

[The Gunslinger45]

The scene where he sticks the flower in the guy's ass was improvised.

[jiraffejustin]

By the way, I love the idea of this thread. Even if Sexy and I agree maybe 3.2% of the time :D I did this sort of thing on twitter the first time I watched Cannibal Holocaust, it was fun for me. I might start my own commentary thread. Sexy you are a visionary.

[The Gunslinger45]

Rape the wife, then fist the husband. COMEDY! :sick:

[The Gunslinger45]

He has a lot of... Crisco, or whatever it is.

lard

[The Gunslinger45]

Hell of a wedding night.

[The Gunslinger45]

A flower is placed on Proculus' ass and Caligula blesses both of them. They are no longer virgins.

And now begins couples rape therapy sessions. :sick:

[honeykid]

Proculus moans as he is larded.
Well, I've never heard it called that before.

[The Gunslinger45]

Who is Germillus? His brother?

Yeah Flesh of Tiberius's Flesh.

[The Gunslinger45]

I'm having a good time. Thanks, Honeykid, for thinking of Caligula.

I second!

[honeykid]

:laugh:

[honeykid]

I couldn't think of a better film for SC to do.

[The Gunslinger45]

I'll get the head slicer. And maybe the lard.

I bet you would like the lard! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hope this is good enough for you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's really a pretty entertaining movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Germillus has been arrested for treason.

Caligula really doesn't give a damn about anyone close to him.

[The Gunslinger45]

Except his wife, his sister and his horse.

[The Gunslinger45]

Caesonia

[honeykid]

I hope this is good enough for you.
Oh, yes. If you could find The Apple (1980) that'd be a good one, too.

[The Gunslinger45]

Yeah, when does this horse come into play? Soon?

Soon. ;)

[The Gunslinger45]

The large white horse named Insigtartis (I think that is how you spell it).

[The Gunslinger45]

Helen Mirren is about to engage in a dance.

For the horse.

[honeykid]

Caligula really doesn't give a damn about anyone close to him.
Well he's mental and paranoid.

Historically, if you look what happened to his family, how many people were killed by the Emperors for treason and suspected treason, as well as just being heirs and, therefore, potential threats, he's not doing anything that the others didn't.

[The Gunslinger45]

Gunslinger, how the hell do you know this movie so well? I feel like I'm doing double commentary with you. You're like an all knowledgeable Turner Movie Classics guy when it comes to this movie.

Not only have I seen this movie, but I have watched a HILARIOUS review for this movie from a guy on the net, and his favorite movie of all time is Caligula. So I have lot of knowledge on this movie straight from a guy who loves the movie.

[The Gunslinger45]

Which reviewer is that, Gunslinger?

He is called The Cinema Snob. His website is here

http://thecinemasnob.com/categories/263/the-cinema-snob.aspx

But his website is undergoing updates so it is on the fritz.

[The Gunslinger45]

Anyway, for his 100th episode he decided to do a review of his favorite movie as his online persona who is an art house loving film snob but is forced to watch grindhouse movies and porn for a living.

[The Gunslinger45]

They're about to kill Proculus. I think he's the one women will urinate on.

Last I remember they should.

[The Gunslinger45]

A HA! here we go! The first part of the Caligula review.

http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/08/16/caligula-part-i.aspx

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ellen DeGeneres didn't come out as much as this urine did.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A penis has just been cut off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dogs are now eating the penis.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We just saw a baby's head sticking out of a vagina, being born.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess that's a special effect and not really a real child being born? Can you imagine being born on the set of Caligula for the movie?

[The Gunslinger45]

Yup. lol Crazy movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually, that would be pretty cool.

[The Gunslinger45]

I guess that's a special effect and not really a real child being born? Can you imagine being born on the set of Caligula for the movie?

I am sure a new life was created on set though, but not born.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I believe it's Caligula's child being born.

[honeykid]

Isn't it better knowing this was made than the bloody Iron Man films or something?

[honeykid]

Yep, she's done.

[The Gunslinger45]

Drusilla is dying?

yup

[The Gunslinger45]

And he tries to bring he back to life in a very strange way.

[The Gunslinger45]

Licking her.

[honeykid]

That scene never works for me because the music they use is the theme from The Onedin Line.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ilr5p4x9mM

My mum used to watch it and I hated that programme.

[honeykid]

Yeah, they called her Lolly after that. :p

[honeykid]

And now Caligula goes off full tilt mental.

[honeykid]

Soon to become God Of Sheep. :D

[The Gunslinger45]

And to meet the giant! Who is shorter then him.

[The Gunslinger45]

It is almost over.

[honeykid]

About half an hour left?

[The Gunslinger45]

There is still the massacre left.

[The Gunslinger45]

I am surprised there has not been one joke about Caligula's BFF Longinus.

[The Gunslinger45]

Orgy-on-a-Boat scene.

And all of whom are the senator's wives!

[The Gunslinger45]

How do spell this one guy's name? Long Jinus?

According to IMDB it is Longinus

[honeykid]

Maybe it's true that a shorter film, say 90 minutes or so, would work better like this?

[Sexy Celebrity]

One woman has hairy nipples.

[honeykid]

Off to Britain soon, then.

LOL. I've done it again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm watching a porno.

[The Gunslinger45]

And that set piece at one time was the largest prop in a movie.

[The Gunslinger45]

Maybe it's true that a shorter film, say 90 minutes or so, would work better like this?

I think that was the edited version.

[The Gunslinger45]

I had no interest in getting it, of course.

Of course not. None of the smut is in it!

[The Gunslinger45]

I've made over 500 posts in less than a week.......

Between the 90's thread and this one, not surprising!

[The Gunslinger45]

so where are you at now?

[honeykid]

Are we all back?

[The Gunslinger45]

seems to be working again

[The Gunslinger45]

Right now it's just watching that woman give a blowjob to the guy with the big penis.

again?

[honeykid]

She's going and going at it... and THERE he goes.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6wmYD8jLg
I really wanted him saying "And there he goes...", but this'll have to do.

[The Gunslinger45]

symbolism!

[The Gunslinger45]

It is almost over

[honeykid]

About 10 minutes to go, then.

[The Gunslinger45]

I need to find out what possessed Malcolm McDowell to do this movie.

I have no idea, but I hear his DVD commentary is hilarious

[honeykid]

I don't know, however, the money, the role, the location and the fact that it was always going to be a completely mad production must've made it attractive.

[honeykid]

He was 24 when he became Emperor.

No they shouldn't.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think Caligula and his family is about to be murdered.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They should remake Caligula with Jake Gyllenhaal and Whoopi Goldberg.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Whoopi could be Caligula's wife - the part played by Helen Mirren.

[The Gunslinger45]

They should remake Caligula with Jake Gyllenhaal and Drew Barrymore.

Fixed

[honeykid]

Thank you Gunslinger.

[The Gunslinger45]

Drew Barrymore can be the sister! :D

[honeykid]

I forgot about bashing the daughters skull on the steps. That's a pleasant way to end a film, isn't it? :D

At least the horse doesn't die. People would've gone made if they'd killed the bloody horse.

[The Gunslinger45]

I am surprised the horse wasn't molested.

[The Gunslinger45]

You are most welcome SC.

[Skepsis93]

Caligula and his family are dead. Only the horse remains.

Somehow this combined with your current avatar made me laugh out loud.

[honeykid]

Quite a few of SC's posts in this session have made me laugh in conjunction with his current avatar. :D

You're welcome, SC. Next time you watch something like this, I might watch along with you.

Take a look at the PM I sent you for The Apple.

[The Gunslinger45]

This was fun!

[honeykid]

I don't know, it's just that movement.

[JayDee]

HO...LEE SH*T!!! I go away for a little while and return to find almost 20 new pages!! :eek:

So what's the verdict people, is it worth reading through it all or is it pure drivel? :p

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh read it! It is me SC, and HK talking about Malcom McDowell as the 4th Roman emperor Caligula! It is worth a read! lol

[Deadite]

Do Street Trash next, Sexy. It's nihilistic, funny, gross, gory... you should love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dPRnoeAErA

[Miss Vicky]

They should release Caligula in 3D.

There was some talk a few years back about it being remade in 3D. AFAIK it never came to fruition though.

I'm sad I didn't know you were watching this, else I might've watched along with you.

[jiraffejustin]

Please do a commentary for Nightmare City.

[The Gunslinger45]

You new avatar makes me think this should be your next commentary.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Starrbooty.jpg

[The Gunslinger45]

Does not surprise me that you did. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

A little fight in the park.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Splinter is here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Shredder. And lots of TVs.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Televisions. Not transvestites.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She sees a bunch of ninjas who want to hurt her and she makes a joke about being late on a Sony payment?

[honeykid]

I've not seen this or any Turtles movie, but I remember the cartoon late 80's/early 90's/whenever it was. Definitely wasn't a fan. I've got to have an early night tonight, so I'll just pop in while I'm about.

[honeykid]

It must be irritating to have to live with a shell on your back all the time.
Surely it just means you can go to bed when you want and never need an umbrella?

[honeykid]

No idea, I didn't watch it. But probably not. It's not very ninja, is it?

[honeykid]

I always hate fight scenes. They just feel so... boring.
Y'know why? 'Cos they're usually boring and go on for too long.

[honeykid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWoeEe-J0f4

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's hot, though. Kinda reminds me of Robert De Niro.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Muscular. Now he's bending over while fixing a car. He needs a spanking.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're out in the country for some reason. I'm not sure who owns the house. April is drawing and chatting with us through voiceover.

[Sexy Celebrity]

God, April needs makeup.

[Sexy Celebrity]

God, Casey needs a haircut.

[Sexy Celebrity]

If she f**ks him, I'm gonna be pissed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

All these turtles do is eat. How come they're not obese?

[Sexy Celebrity]

They should be the victims of bullying. This should have been the Karen Klein story.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're practicing fighting in a field.

[Sexy Celebrity]

April's in a slutty red top.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Turtle Wax.

[Sexy Celebrity]

More meditation.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Splinter has made a telepathic communication with Leonardo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Marshmellows.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought one of them just farted, but it was Splinter coming out of the fire.

[JayDee]

:eek: I missed a Ninja Turtles commentary?!!! :bawling: Aw man Sexy you need to give a bit of a heads up when you're doing one of these, give people time to organise themselves.

Will need to look through it all, and I've still got your thoughts on Caligula to read. Any chance there's some more shemale mags in there somewhere? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Starting off at a party with people watching the first moon mission back in 1969, when Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tom Hanks after he did Forrest Gump. Gary Sinise is with him in this, too. He played Lt. Dan.

[Cobpyth]

I love astronauts.

Who doesn't?


I still need to see this classic, so I'll read your commentary when I've watched it.
I'm going to sleep now, as it's already 3:03 AM here.

Enjoy the film, Sexy!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why doesn't Tom Hank do good movies like this and Forrest Gump anymore? I last saw him in that movie where he went back to college and Julia Roberts was his teacher. It was horrible. I can't even recall the name of it right now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This looks great in high definition.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thank you, Cobpyth, for the positive rep.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, yes. We're a movie set in the 60's/70's. We absolutely must feature characters trying to be hippies.

[The Gunslinger45]

Why doesn't Tom Hank do good movies like this and Forrest Gump anymore? I last saw him in that movie where he went back to college and Julia Roberts was his teacher. It was horrible. I can't even recall the name of it right now.

I remember that movie. Larry Crowne. Yeah I avoided that one too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've had this movie on pause ever since this damn site had another database error.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know what the hell this damn machine keeps doing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, I think we're good to go now. They are in the lunar module simulator, or whatever it is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're in their astronaut spacesuits.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tom Hanks' wife just had a terrifying nightmare about Tom Hanks dying in outer space.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's nice that one of my movies finally showed up on the disgusting official '90s list. Jackie Brown.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks like Tom Hanks' son in this movie is the kid who played Heather Langenkamp's son in Wes Craven's New Nightmare.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This site is still acting ****ED UP.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love Tom's red car in this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is set in April of 1970.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder if this movie will be on the official '90s list. I doubt it, though, because nobody from any Asian country ever went to the moon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Kevin Bacon getting the call that he's going to the moon. At least, he thinks he is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gary Sinise getting told that he can't go.

[The Gunslinger45]

I have not seen this movie since I was a kid. I saw it in the theaters and loved it though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think I saw it in the movies as well.

[The Gunslinger45]

now I feel old.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are you as old as I am? I'm turning 30 in a few months.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks like it's right before liftoff. Tom Hanks is talking to his wife.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I still haven't really caught on to what these astronauts' names are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now, I wonder -- did Tom Hanks' wife in this movie really lose her wedding ring down the drain in real life? Or was that for dramatic effect for the movie?

[Sexy Celebrity]

They are getting their astronaut suits on.

[The Gunslinger45]

I still haven't really caught on to what these astronauts' names are.

They are all named Buzz. That is the law.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ed Harris as the flight control commander, whatever he's called.

[The Gunslinger45]

I think you got it right

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nobody really has to hang out in here with me. It's not like you guys can see the film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is really just an excuse for me to be crazy and talk to myself.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They have lifted off, but it's really not that interesting. This movie... it's incredibly sappy. I forgot about that. Had I watched it earlier, it might not have been put on my '90s list.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I feel like I'm watching a movie about some guys riding a coin operated rocket ride that you'd find outside a K-Mart.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And there's Gary Sinise, by his car, looking all depressed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I mean, if you're really into this astronaut ****, I can understand why you'd be depressed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now they're taking off their helmets. There is no longer any gravity. Everything is floating.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Vomiting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Weightless vomit.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tom Hanks has nice hair.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I forgot that Bill Paxton was the third guy on board.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hopefully the aliens won't get him this time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros."

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're draining their piss out into outer space.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I turned off a light in my room and turned on another one. It changes my mood dramatically, to have light coming from a different source in a different direction.

[The Gunslinger45]

I was more gonna pop in from time to time to read your posts. Like I said I have not seen the movie in years. I would not have that much input like I did with Caligula.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I kinda wish I was watching another movie, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I figured you'd know everything about this movie, Gunslinger.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't think anyone else is going to start a movie commentary thread. I think they're too afraid to.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know what's wrong with Apollo 13? There are no people of color. Where are the black people? Where are the Hispanic people? All you see are white people.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The only black you see is the blackness of outer space.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Things are breaking on board Apollo 13.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Master Alarm has gone off after Kevin Bacon stirred the tanks.

"HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM."

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're venting something out in outer space.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's their oxygen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This would be exhausting work, trying to figure out how to bring these men back to Earth. This is why you don't leave the planet.

[honeykid]

I kinda wish I was watching another movie, though.
Of course you do, you're watching Apollo 13. It's a good, solid film, it's interesting and some of it looks fantastic, but it's just not a film that gets anyone excited.

I don't think anyone else is going to start a movie commentary thread. I think they're too afraid to.
I think some posters might have a pop at it. I would but, a) that'd mean watching a film and, b) I don't think I'd really have anything to say.

You know what's wrong with Apollo 13? There are no people of color. Where are the black people? Where are the Hispanic people? All you see are white people.
What? At NASA mission control in 1970? Say it ain't so? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

They just realized that they're not going to moon. I would have realized that as soon as that damn ship started shaking with problems.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, I used to think Apollo 13 was exciting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wish there wasn't a soundtrack. The soundtrack is really annoying. It would feel a lot more realistic -- and probably more tense -- if there wasn't much of a soundtrack in the movie. But of course, the damn movie has to be family friendly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Damn, that Dick Cavett has been alive forever.

[honeykid]

Learning about the Apollo 13 problems. Or at least he was... he walked away.
Yeah, he had legs in this film, so he made the most of them. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, he had legs in this film, so he made the most of them. :D

Aww, poor Lt. Dan. I would kiss his leg nubbins if I ever found myself inside the Forrest Gump movie.

[honeykid]

Forrest Gump is the only film I can think of which has two porn parodies with different names. Foreskin Gump and Forrest Hump. :D

[The Gunslinger45]

Yeah all the great actors are getting long in the tooth. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

They've turned off the electricity in their Apollo 13 lunar whatever.

[The Gunslinger45]

I guess you didn't see Forrest Dump.

eeeeewww.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Those poor guys. They're flying around the moon, so close to it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

eeeeewww.

Caligula saw it. He liked it. He watched it with his horse.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hey, they may not get to land on the moon, but at least they're flying around it.

[The Gunslinger45]

Caligula saw it. He liked it. He watched it with his horse.

this I believe

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or Honeykid being next to a naked Drew Barrymore (or Whoopi Goldberg) and not getting a piece.

[honeykid]

I guess you didn't see Forrest Dump.
No, I didn't. I'd have left that well alone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think it would just be incredibly amazing just to see Earth from a far away distance.

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These guys -- they may not get to visit the moon -- but they at least get all these great views.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Even the Gary Sinise character lucks out because at least he doesn't have to go through all of this Hell of possibly dying up there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Everybody wins in this movie!