Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[The Gunslinger45]

Mine was Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Cartoon t!ts!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She just dropped an egg yolk. I just had an egg that had twin egg yokes in it. Two baby chickens that won't be born.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm glad 50 is twenty years away for me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hope I make it to 50. That would be something to be that age, I think.

[The Gunslinger45]

22 here.

And now the crime scene!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder what day it is exactly -- his birthday.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Hope I make it to 50. That would be something to be that age, I think.

I expect you would make it even farther than that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That prostitute kinda looked like Pam Grier, I thought. The one all dressed up and no one to blow.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh no! The jumper is Danny's friend's daughter!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I expect you would make it even farther than that.

Well, thank you, Mmmm Donuts.

[The Gunslinger45]

That prostitute kinda looked like Pam Grier, I thought. The one all dressed up and no one to blow.

No where near Black enough.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Danny Glover has nice big black lips.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No where near Black enough.

Definitely not black enough.

Okay this is my favorite scene (of what I've seen -- and besides his ass) -- this scene with the truck and Mel Gibson and the trees.

[The Gunslinger45]

Now Riggs undercover trying to buy coke.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He expects a big discount.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh crap they called Mel crazy

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love the way that one guy went down after being shot. The one who fell into the tree.

[honeykid]

Enter Danny Glover in the tub.
I don't remember anyone entering Danny Glover anywhere.
She just dropped an egg yolk. I just had an egg that had twin egg yokes in it. Two baby chickens that won't be born.
You don't really know how this all works, do you SC?
I'm glad 50 is twenty years away for me.
You'll be there before you know it.

[The Gunslinger45]

Firefight!

[The Gunslinger45]

Shoot him! love this part!

[Sexy Celebrity]

You don't really know how this all works, do you SC?

What do you mean?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miss Vicky, if you're reading, I take back the idea of living in a trailer being bad. Mel Gibson makes it look cool.

[The Gunslinger45]

And Mel is suicidal...

[honeykid]

Well, those eggs aren't fertilized. Therefore they weren't going to grow into chickens whether you dropped them or not.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Great music in this film.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Well, those eggs aren't fertilized. Therefore they weren't going to grow into chickens whether you dropped them or not.

That's what I figured he was talking about...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, those eggs aren't fertilized. Therefore they weren't going to grow into chickens whether you dropped them or not.

Well, they could have been... if someone had come along and fertilized them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Awww, Mel. Don't cry. We don't want you to commit suicide.

[The Gunslinger45]

RIP Mrs Riggs

[Sexy Celebrity]

The lady cop really likes her billy club thing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This woman looks Judith Light-like.

[The Gunslinger45]

Doc thinks Riggs is suicidal, Captain does not. We know Doc is right.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Danny Glover's mini-fro.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Mel's cap.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh snap! It was not suicide! Okay it was, but the pills were spiked! She was DOA either way!

[The Gunslinger45]

New partner! Hyjinxs ensue as Roger goes for Riggs gun!

[honeykid]

Well, they could have been... if someone had come along and fertilized them.
Erm... Someone? You've not really gotten hold of this whole species thing, have you? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Isn't that all he ever says, "Ohhh... I'm too old for this *****."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Erm... Someone? You've not really gotten hold of this whole species thing, have you? :D

The movies? Species I, II and III?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, so Mel is the "Lethal Weapon."

[The Gunslinger45]

A 9mm Beretta is serious *****. Back when the "wonder nine" was still a hot item. When wheel guns were still common.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've heard policeman suicide is frequent.

[The Gunslinger45]

Now a days all the cops are switching to 40 S&W or sticking to 45 ACP. 9mm is fading from the Law Enforcement circles.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That bad guy was the bad guy besides Michael Myers in Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh hi Mr Joshua! Time for the loyalty test!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Smoking is a big issue in Lethal Weapon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Shut Up!

[The Gunslinger45]

As is smoking flesh on Gary Busey.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why did Gary Busey just do that?

[The Gunslinger45]

Ahh heroin. The go to hard drug before crack and meth.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh no, it's that white haired man with the mustache and all the cheek scars.

[The Gunslinger45]

Why did Gary Busey just do that?

Loyalty test. To prove he is not just a mercenary.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look how Christmassy this movie is.

[honeykid]

I've heard policeman suicide is frequent.
Surely that only happens the once.

[The Gunslinger45]

Dad is pissed and wants blood!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mel Gibson is eating a hot dog.

[The Gunslinger45]

Hey the Lost Boys is in theaters!

[The Gunslinger45]

Hey look the jumper scene!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hey the Lost Boys is in theaters!

Didn't see that.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Mel Gibson is eating a hot dog.

I'm sure Mel has eaten his fair share of hot dogs in his time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, I hate "jumper scenes" in movies like this, where someone's about to jump and someone saves them.

[The Gunslinger45]

Didn't see that.

Was when Mel was eating the hot dog

[The Gunslinger45]

Jumper is jumpy... threatens to jump.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I only liked the one in Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot but that was different. That was Estelle Getty and Sylvester Stallone intervening. Quite a different situation when that happens.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at this -- AGAIN with the cigarettes!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I feel like there should be kangaroos with Mel Gibson's accent here.

[The Gunslinger45]

Mel goes bananas again!

[The Gunslinger45]

Banzai! At least they made it

[Sexy Celebrity]

Man, that looked fun! Makes me wish I was suicidal and had Mel Gibson around.

[The Gunslinger45]

Great story to tell.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mel looks sexy in the face here when he's like, "I wanna eat a bullet!"

[The Gunslinger45]

Hollow points are standard issue ammo for cops. What makes them special here? Did LA issue FMJ like NYPD at this time? If so they are idiots.

[honeykid]

Man, that looked fun! Makes me wish I was suicidal and had Mel Gibson around.
You're gay. I'm pretty sure Mel would tell you to jump.

[The Gunslinger45]

Mel ain't trying to draw psycho pension.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We're getting quite a gun lesson here with Gunslinger!

I guess it figures -- GUN slinger.

[The Gunslinger45]

You're gay. I'm pretty sure Mel would tell you to jump.

Sexy could turn him.

[The Gunslinger45]

We're getting quite a gun lesson here with Gunslinger!

I guess it figures -- GUN slinger.

Naturally. It is another passion of mine.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're gay. I'm pretty sure Mel would tell you to jump.

Hopefully "Jump! (For My Love!)"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvuYeWYrwg

[honeykid]

Sexy could turn him.
:laugh:

I would buy a ticket to see you try. I'm sure that'd even be more entertaining than anything you've ever done or said on this site... And that's going some. Plus, it'd be the first thing I'd want to see Mel Gibson in for more than twenty years.

EDIT. Sorry, I thought SC had said that. It's all these bloody Santa hats. It happens every year.

[The Gunslinger45]

:laugh:

I would buy a ticket to see you try. I'm sure that'd even be more entertaining than anything you've ever done or said on this site... And that's going some. Plus, it'd be the first thing I'd want to see Mel Gibson in for more than twenty years.

I will make it happen. I need to find a witch to put a gay spell up his butt!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Honeykid, I don't get what you just said.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want this mansion.

Don't want that woman in the S&M getup, though.

[The Gunslinger45]

Bitches, blow, and gunplay!

[Sexy Celebrity]

That man's white pants are ruined.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I always find it silly when people try to save villains from death like this.

Let 'em die!

[The Gunslinger45]

Pro tip: Guy is shooting at you, aim for the torso. Legs and knees are tiny targets. Hard to hit period let alone under stress. Shoot to stop is the name of the game, so aim for the chest and torso. Remember, you need to stay ALIVE!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate it when movies show us other things being shown on televisions, like this commercial.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pro tip: Guy is shooting at you, aim for the torso. Legs and knees are tiny targets. Hard to hit period let alone under stress. Shoot to stop is the name of the game, so aim for the chest and torso. Remember, you need to stay ALIVE!

Who knew "Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries" could turn into something that would save your life?

[honeykid]

Honeykid, I don't get what you just said.
Which bit?

[The Gunslinger45]

Sometimes it is cool when appropriate. Like the Bugs Bunny Christmas Carol part. Lets us know what time of year it is. Otherwise, it is silly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What a thrill -- taking Mel Gibson home for dinner.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Which bit?

That bit that made no sense.

[The Gunslinger45]

Who knew "Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries" could turn into something that would save your life?

We could spin this off into a GI Joe style PSA.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oooh! She just spanked Danny Glover.

[The Gunslinger45]

Roger's daughter LOVES Riggs

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is The Cosby Show meets Mad Max. Black family, lot of kids, '80s, mom looks like Phylicia Rashad.

[The Gunslinger45]

And the little girl rapping in this movie is still better then Willow Smith.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, Phylicia Rashad's uglier, former crackhead sister.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Danny Glover has a nice ass.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can see why his wife spanked it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie should be nothing but Mel Gibson and Danny Glover getting their asses spanked.

[The Gunslinger45]

Too neat? Really. Oh well. It is a movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

While they smoke cigarettes.

[The Gunslinger45]

This movie should be nothing but Mel Gibson and Danny Glover getting their asses spanked.

I think you could find that in the gay porn aisle.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And the rest of the people around them could smoke crack.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think you could find that in the gay porn aisle.

I haven't yet and it's very disappointing.

[The Gunslinger45]

I haven't yet and it's very disappointing.

Shows what I know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Mel's truck.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gunslinger, have you ever shot anyone?

[The Gunslinger45]

Mel talking about his Nam days.

[Sexy Celebrity]

These people make shooting people seem like good times.

[The Gunslinger45]

Gunslinger, have you ever shot anyone?

I have not. I got sent to the one unit that is not doing any of the cool *****. Besides, the wars are dying down. Getting out and going to be a cop somewhere in Texas. Make my mark there. But I have enough training to handle myself so far. Still want to get better. I could go SWAT due to my infantry background.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have not. I got sent to the one unit that is not doing any of the cool *****. Besides, the wars are dying down. Getting out and going to be a cop somewhere in Texas. Make my mark there.

How exciting! Doing Lethal Weapon commentary with a future cop!

Good for you, Sir!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Danny Glover's watching shower porn.

[The Gunslinger45]

And more boobs! In the shower.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Awww, look at the cat on Danny Glover.

[The Gunslinger45]

How exciting! Doing Lethal Weapon commentary with a future cop!

Good for you, Sir!

Thanks! :)

[Mmmm Donuts]

Vietnam must have been a really horrible war. I'm aware that Taxi Driver also brings it up as well.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wanna wake up and find Mel Gibson with coffee for me.

[The Gunslinger45]

Budding bromance between Mel and Danny

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Mel's blue shirt here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And those red ear protecting things.

[The Gunslinger45]

Shooting ranges! One of my favorite places on earth!

Also Mel said lesbians are disgusting. Only post scandals do I notice this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, Danny Glover, I'd like to be your shooting range target. I'll come for you.

[The Gunslinger45]

Roger got skills, but Riggs is better!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Both him and Mel could compete for me. Try to make me glide over to them like that after they shot me a couple of times.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at the way Mel Gibson shoots.

[The Gunslinger45]

It really bugs me in movies when the action hero shoots a gun and flinches and closes their eyes every time the gun goes off. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN! THE GUN WILL NOT BITE!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Those little kids were probably taking a break from selling crack.

[The Gunslinger45]

Looks like a small version of Flavor Flav

[The Gunslinger45]

And EXPLOSION!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why is Little Flavor Flav wearing 3D glasses?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Firemen, aim those firehoses at Mel Gibson.

[The Gunslinger45]

Notice how when Roger is trying to put out any flames on Riggs, Riggs asks Roger is he is a f@g. Hindsight...

Oh well. Sexy we are using you for Operation Turning-Mel-into-a-Homo!

Unofficial title until we think of something clever.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He is so fit and so skinny and so nice in those jeans and that belt and white t-shirt.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh well. Sexy we are using you for Operation Turning Mel into a Homo!

I'd do it. I have no problem with him now, even though he's older. It's still Mel Gibson and there's only one in the universe.

[The Gunslinger45]

I'd do it. I have no problem with him now, even though he's older. It's still Mel Gibson and there's only one in the universe.

Good. You need to save Mel and be his guide up the mountain of gayness!

[The Gunslinger45]

Little Flavor Flav needs a clock and a tiny Bridget Nielsen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So did this man have his daughter killed?

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh *****, daddy in trouble!

[The Gunslinger45]

So did this man have his daughter killed?

No, the people he is dealing with did

[Sexy Celebrity]

Air America?

That was a horrible Mel Gibson movie.

[The Gunslinger45]

Air America?

That was a horrible Mel Gibson movie.

Also a failed Talk Radio channel.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is such a serious scene... and this man is drinking EGG NOG?

[The Gunslinger45]

Because it is Christmas! Shane Black wrote this. All his movies are during Christmas.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And now he's dead... and the last thing he drank was Egg Nog.

[The Gunslinger45]

All because of heroin.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Honeykid must have went to bed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Honeykid's naughty. He probably waited up for Santa and is disappointed that he didn't show.

[The Gunslinger45]

And now the bad guys eye the cops!

[The Gunslinger45]

Honeykid's naughty. He probably waited up for Santa and is disappointed that he didn't show.

Or Santa is coming down his chimney. ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Damn. I was like, THEY SHOT MEL GIBSON?!

[The Gunslinger45]

He wore a vest. lol

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or Santa is coming down his chimney. ;)

Probably that.

[The Gunslinger45]

Detroit would be safer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gary Busey is such an *******. He just looks like one.

[The Gunslinger45]

He is more crazy now. Mostly due to brain trauma.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh ***** the got Roger's kid!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I've seen him. He says he died and went to Heaven and all that.

[The Gunslinger45]

This is why I do not ride a motorcycle. Especially when my mom (who is a nurse) took me to the ICU at the hospital and pointed out the guys who rode motorcycles. I will stick to a V8 thank you very much!

[The Gunslinger45]

And now Riggs is officially "dead." Perfect cover for a ambush.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I knew someone who died while riding a motorcycle.

[The Gunslinger45]

I knew a guy who went through two bikes on a privates pay. He is a dumb ass. Either way I am sorry for your loss.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This looks like a Mad Max movie with all this desert.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I knew a guy who went through two bikes on a privates pay. He is a dumb ass. Either way I am sorry for your loss.

Oh, he wasn't someone I knew well. Just someone I knew who died on a motorcycle. From back in high school.

[The Gunslinger45]

And Mad Max is packing a sniper rifle. I want to say PSG-1, but IDK if it was out at the time of this movie. Could be Sig, can't get the best look at it.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh, he wasn't someone I knew well. Just someone I knew who died on a motorcycle. From back in high school.

I see. I had someone from my high school get two DUI's before he left college. Very sad.

[The Gunslinger45]

Uzis, MP5s, AR-15 style carbines. Guessing CAR-15's. And a hand grenade.

[The Gunslinger45]

That is not a smoke grenade!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sorry not saying much. Very engrossed.

[The Gunslinger45]

Dammit they killed the station wagon!

[The Gunslinger45]

Sorry not saying much. Very engrossed.

That's good!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wish he had killed Gary Busey... but that Halloween: Curse of Michael Myers guy makes me even more mad.

[The Gunslinger45]

And now for the water torture scene!

[Sexy Celebrity]

That is hot. Mel Gibson tied up all bondage like. Dripping wet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like armpits.

[The Gunslinger45]

That is hot. Mel Gibson tied up all bondage like. Dripping wet.

You will like this then.

[The Gunslinger45]

I guess were in for a long night cuz I don't know *****! Love that line!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't get what that electro-shock thing is supposed to be....

[The Gunslinger45]

It is like a battery hooked up to sponges.

[The Gunslinger45]

And Riggs escaped!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay now I need to watch the other Lethal Weapon movies. I do have them all.

[The Gunslinger45]

Excellent! I have started a thing!

[The Gunslinger45]

And now shootout in a club as it pours into the street!

[The Gunslinger45]

Run Riggs run!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Too much chasey chasey, shooty shooty.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But Glover's ass still looks good. Big and meaty. Like a real black man's ass.

Gunslinger, you know all about black asses, I'm sure. Female ones, at least.

[The Gunslinger45]

Too much chasey chasey, shooty shooty.

Oh just wait for the final fight

[Sexy Celebrity]

"No way you live. No way."

[The Gunslinger45]

Roger was not lying! Bus flipped the damn car!

[The Gunslinger45]

And he is blown up by grenades!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at those punks with the big hair. Honeykid in the '80s.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I HATE this random saxophone music.

[The Gunslinger45]

Everyone had big hair in the 80's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It sounds sleezy. Every time you turn around, this sexy saxophone goes off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've lost count of all the people who've died in this movie so far.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's even funny messages from "THE GOOD GUYS." That's very Die Hard.

[The Gunslinger45]

Car through the damn wall! Cuz F**K subtlety!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would have just shot that guy dead and lied and said it was an accident.

[The Gunslinger45]

Riggs VS Mr Joshua! FIGHT!

[Sexy Celebrity]

This mud fighting scene is just bizarre....

[The Gunslinger45]

And Riggs got him!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I suppose it was worth it just for Martin killing him like that at the end.

[The Gunslinger45]

And they shoot Mr Joshua anyways. Sure it makes the fight scene pointless... BUT WHO CARES! It was awesome!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is there still a lot more to this movie?

[The Gunslinger45]

Riggs says bye to his wife.

[The Gunslinger45]

Is there still a lot more to this movie?

like 2 minutes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I keep expecting something to happen here outside this house... I thought maybe the bad guys were inside the house and she was acting normal.

[The Gunslinger45]

If you touch her I will kill you! lol

[The Gunslinger45]

Cat vs dog... fight!

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's it??

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wait - what happened to the villain who was in Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers? The one who stopped Riggs from shooting Gary Busey in that desert scene.

[The Gunslinger45]

And credits! Classic action movie! Watched it many many times!

4

[Sexy Celebrity]

3.5

[The Gunslinger45]

Wait - what happened to the villain who was in Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers? The one who stopped Riggs from shooting Gary Busey in that desert scene.

He died in the car crash when it explodes via the bus.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So much was going on -- couldn't focus. Couldn't care.

[The Gunslinger45]

Great movie!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, well thanks Gunslinger for doing this with me. Have a Merry, Merry Christmas. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

If you want, we could do commentaries for the rest of the L.W. movies sometime.

[The Gunslinger45]

I am down. Just need to get the other Lethal Weapon movies out of my storage locker where I keep the rest of my DVD collection I just brought back from Florida.

[The Gunslinger45]

Okay, well thanks Gunslinger for doing this with me. Have a Merry, Merry Christmas. :)

You are very welcome. I like doing these commentaries quite a bit!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard (with Miss Vicky)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (with Miss Vicky)
Encino Man (with Miss Vicky and rauldc14)
Platoon (with Miss Vicky)
Creepshow 2 (with Miss Vicky)
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (with Miss Vicky)
Girls Will Be Girls (with Miss Vicky)
Saved! (with Miss Vicky)
Clay Pigeons (with Miss Vicky)
Rain Man (with rauldc14)
Party Monster (with Miss Vicky)
Walking and Talking (with Miss Vicky)
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (with Miss Vicky)
Foxy Brown (with Miss Vicky)
Sharknado (with The Gunslinger45 and Miss Vicky)
Lethal Weapon (with The Gunslinger45)

I should probably link to where these all are sometime.

[The Gunslinger45]

Okay, well thanks Gunslinger for doing this with me. Have a Merry, Merry Christmas. :)

You too. Merry Christmas!

[The Gunslinger45]

Time for another commentary. Sexy owes me for my participation in his prank yesterday.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let me just load it up, grab a beer, etc.

[The Gunslinger45]

I might as well use the bathroom first too. BRB.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Yes, can't wait! You guys are doing Taxi Driver, right?

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=12281&stc=1&d=1388531591

TAXI DRIVER

With
The Gunslinger45

[Mmmm Donuts]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Mr-Burns-Saying-Excellent.gif

[The Gunslinger45]

And I am back! Ready when you are!

[The Gunslinger45]

Currently holding on Columbia Pictures presents

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay you can press play.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm stuck at FBI warnings....

[The Gunslinger45]

A cloud of steam with a cab driving through it!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now I'm at COLUMBIA

[The Gunslinger45]

Cut to Travis' eyes and his point of view of NYC

[Sexy Celebrity]

I fast forward through the credits, now I have eyes. Credits still going.

[The Gunslinger45]

Love that Bernard Hermann score. Makes this film so haunting!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks like a watery painting, the city.

[The Gunslinger45]

Where are you at now? Im at Travis at the office

[Sexy Celebrity]

Office. He can work anytime.

[The Gunslinger45]

Travis getting hired. Notice how he stands at a half assed parade rest.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Travis getting hired. Notice how he stands at a half assed parade rest.

Why is that important?

[The Gunslinger45]

Also Peter Boyle was in the background! Young Frankenstein himself!

[The Gunslinger45]

Why is that important?

Travis is an ex Marine. Shows he still has some military bearings. It is a sign of respect to the person you are speaking too. It is for superiors.

[The Gunslinger45]

Now we have the voice over narrative as Travis drives down Time Square. Or 42nd street.

[The Gunslinger45]

One day a real rain will come to wash all the scum off the streets.

[The Gunslinger45]

Travis is shown to be racist, homophobic, and a tad sexist. A very flawed human being. Plus a guy in a cab with a hooker

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, this is your favorite movie, Gunslinger.

[The Gunslinger45]

Off work and on to a porno theater.