Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Corey's learning how to be a peeping tom.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd be upset that the girl in the window is covering up the man's body.

[honeykid]

DENIED!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I bet the mom's going to her room now to watch the teens have sex.

[honeykid]

Walkman

[Sexy Celebrity]

'Cause you know the mom needs something. There's no husband around, it appears.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now the teens are all about to go skinny dipping. You see Lawrence Monoson's ass.

[honeykid]

She'd be out with the daughter on the hunt these days

[honeykid]

River enema

[honeykid]

The dog's off to check out the teens

[Sexy Celebrity]

They should have shown the guy in the blue hat naked.

[honeykid]

More for peeping Corey to feast his eyes on

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nice cheeks on Lawrence Monoson.

Oh, you do kind of see the guy in the blue hat naked.

[honeykid]

Horror car breakdown. Nothing can happen here because it's not dark

[Sexy Celebrity]

GO IN, TRISH!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sometimes Jason does strike during the day, though.

[honeykid]

Strip and dip

[honeykid]

Yes, but not to good people who star. Only people who randomly turn up, like the hippy

[Sexy Celebrity]

Take your clothes off, girl. You're only young once.

[honeykid]

Now Sara's wet. ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

We lose those screeching violin noises after this movie, I think.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, the hiker. The hiker's cute.

[honeykid]

I honestly can't remember. It's been forever since I've watched the Friday 13th films.

[honeykid]

Am I ahead of you again? They're just getting out of the car having picked up the hitchhiker

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're arriving at home now. Or, at least, the hitchhiker is getting out of the car.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes, Trish, bring that Hitchhiker in.

[honeykid]

Tommy invites the hitchhiker into his bedroom and tells him he has something cool to show him. Strange, as Trish was thinking the same thing. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

And keep him in your room, locked, away from your mother.

[honeykid]

The child has studio quality animatronics?

[honeykid]

lol 80's teen dancing

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, they should be rich. They should all be rich off him and his work.

[honeykid]

Pale pink and blue stripes with white trousers? It has to be the 80's

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why are they all at this house, anyway?

[honeykid]

They've gone away for the weekend. Same as all the other serial killer bait in slasher films. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd be after the guy in the blue hat. Very hairy legs and arms and nice ass in jean shorts.

[honeykid]

McFly isn't happy

[honeykid]

Hands down his pants

[honeykid]

This is what happens when she lets him out of bed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I find that pink outfit on that one girl really funny. With the ... neck thing. I dunno.

[honeykid]

Oh, dear. Skinny dipping slut stripping at night. She may as well ring the dinner bell

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just now got to the girl stripping for skinny dipping at night.

[honeykid]

Alone in a dinghy

[honeykid]

Are you watching a director cut or something.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie's been kind of slow with the deaths. It's now 42 minutes into the film and not many people have died yet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know. Maybe where you're at, there are more cuts or something.

[honeykid]

Not many die until the end of the second act, start of the third. It's the same in most horror/slasher films

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jason just jumped up and stabbed into her.

[honeykid]

Girl is dying in the dinghy

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now the cute guy is gonna die.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Strangely, he sort of kind of reminds me of Adam Sandler, though.

[honeykid]

OK, I think we're in a similar place. Paul's going out to the water. Blue cap dancing

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why can't they just... have one big orgy and stop complaining? It would solve so many of their stupid sex problems.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And at least get this sex business settled and straightened out BEFORE you go to the weekend house. Get who you're gonna f**k straightened out before the big event.

[honeykid]

Paul's singing the let's go die song. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

She can be totally naked, but not him.

[honeykid]

It's because they met the twins. They ruined the ratio

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's dead in the raft thingie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, what a horrible place to kill Paul.

[honeykid]

She can be totally naked, but not him.

Straight men make the rules

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at him and his big machete. Rob, the Hitchhiker.

[honeykid]

Jason broke his gun. I hope he's insured

[honeykid]

Worst. Bed. Ever

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why would Jason go and do that? Why didn't Jason just stick around and kill Rob?

He can kill others without fail -- why not Rob?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, poor Teddy. No internet, so he has to watch porn from early 20th century on a projector screen.

[honeykid]

Tina's going out... Into the night... In the rain... alone. :eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why do teens in '80s sex comedies like to watch early 20th century porn on projector screens? They did that in Porky's Revenge, too.

[honeykid]

Tina is now dead

[honeykid]

Because otherwise they'd have to explain why they're not watching real porn. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jason is just killing away now.

Woman in the porno yelled HELP.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, God, it's the girl in the weird pink dress.

[honeykid]

The lights are out, but somebody's home

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mom's back from her late night jog in the rain or whatever she was out doing. Turning tricks. I don't know.

[honeykid]

Mum's doing her soliloquies now

[honeykid]

Looking for Gordon

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is rain in a horror movie supposed to be a hindrance? You can't run easily because it's pouring rain.

I hate that Jason kills the mother, but it's Jason.

[honeykid]

Girl in the pink is getting ready to lose it

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jason should at least not the kill the mother. I mean, he knows what it's like to have a mother murdered.

[honeykid]

Is rain in a horror movie supposed to be a hindrance? You can't run easily because it's pouring rain..
No, it's just a portent of what's to come or the danger they're in.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know, but the rain also seems very... troublesome. Like, it would be easier to run if it wasn't raining, but when it rains, you're all wet and it gets in your face and you might slip.

[honeykid]

Wet in Rob's tent. Just like she always wanted.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You ever have nightmares where you're trying to run, but you can't? That's kinda like what bad weather would do to you. It makes you move slower.

[honeykid]

No, never had a nightmare like that.

McFly's in bed and wants to know if he was a dead****

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had this dream -- actually, last night, to tell you the truth -- that I was being pursued by Michael Myers. And he ended up killing me and I turned into a ghost and helped these other people who were trying to get away from him.

It was weird. It was a total nightmare. I mean, I woke up as soon as he killed me, and then I went back to sleep and the dream actually continued. I hadn't had a nightmare like that in awhile....

[honeykid]

I'll be right back

[Sexy Celebrity]

Naked black and white lady in a grass skirt.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What is making him laugh so much at this naughty little old movie?

[honeykid]

McFly's found the corkscrew... With a little help from Jason

[Sexy Celebrity]

Crispin Glover is about to get a corkscrew to the face.

[honeykid]

What is making him laugh so much at this naughty little old movie?

He's stoned.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually, his hand...

The meat cleaver goes to his face.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jason is very quick and violent in this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Isn't he? I don't think Jason was this badass in the other movies.

[honeykid]

And that's twin #2. I love that kill, the way the windows blow out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The parents of those twins went from having two of them to none of them.

[honeykid]

Isn't he? I don't think Jason was this badass in the other movies.

This one's much more 80's slasher than the 70's style slashers that proceeded it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Too bad Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen weren't around to star in the movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I see some more naked guy in the shower. Kind of. Through the door.

Dark haired. I like 'em dark haired.

[honeykid]

Not really. The twins in this film are much better looking than those two.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But of course you see the girl's ass clearly and not the guy's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's gotta be something -- to die while stoned.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Guy in the shower looks kind of like John Stamos.

[honeykid]

Sara, I think I'm in heaven. He will be soon enough.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sarah, don't tell him you're in love! You'll be sleeping alone for the rest of the night.

[honeykid]

Hairdryer. A definite sign of an upcoming kill

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jason should have killed her with the hair dryer.

[honeykid]

Sarah, don't tell him you're in love! You'll be sleeping alone for the rest of the night.

It's smarter than saying she's in heaven. that's just tempting fate

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hairdryer. A definite sign of an upcoming kill

How come? I never thought of a hair dryer as a symbol of death.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He dropped a bar of soap and now he wants the guy to join him?

[honeykid]

How come? I never thought of a hair dryer as a symbol of death.

Because it makes a lot of noise and it means you can't hear other people screaming and/or the killer creeping up on you

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love the geeky girl in Part 7 who spends most of the movie getting all made up -- makeup and such, spending time in front of a mirror -- to look cute for the guys, but the only guy she meets is Jason, who hacks her as soon as she's finished getting ready.

[honeykid]

Axe to the chest. She should've stayed a virgin.

[honeykid]

Here we go. Last 20 minutes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Because it makes a lot of noise and it means you can't hear other people screaming and/or the killer creeping up on you

I thought maybe it was because the hair dryer was sort of like a phallic weapon, like a machete or a gun.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The dog is still alive.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Rob is investigating.

[honeykid]

I thought maybe it was because the hair dryer was sort of like a phallic weapon, like a machete or a gun.
No, anything which takes away a sense is a sign. Darkness, loss of hearing being the two most used ones. So anything loud, especially in an otherwise normal situation, or sudden darkness.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Trish seems to be a popular name for an '80s horror movie survivor. The lead girl/survivor of Slumber Party Massacre was named Trish.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Rob is about to get murdered.

[honeykid]

Did the dog just jump through the window or was he thrown? Looked like he jumped to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gordon committed suicide. The dog.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gordon saw Jason and he was like, "Um... yeah. Let me just do it myself, okay? Thanks." *jumps out window*

[honeykid]

Well that's going to leave a stain. They'll have trouble renting that out again

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wouldn't that be funny in a horror movie? If a character saw a killer coming after them, so they just killed themselves somehow to make the death less painful or something?

[honeykid]

Trish now has Rob's chopper in her hand.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, no, Rob.

"RUN! RUN! OH GOD, HE'S KILLING ME! HE'S KILLING ME! RUN!"

[honeykid]

Trail of bodies

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jason's like Martha Stewart. He likes to decorate. But with dead people.

[honeykid]

Wouldn't that be funny in a horror movie? If a character saw a killer coming after them, so they just killed themselves somehow to make the death less painful or something?
There should be a horror movie where all the victims kill themselves just before the killer gets to them, leaving the killer to get more and more frustrated. :D Actually, it'd be a horror comedy

[honeykid]

He's got Corey

[Sexy Celebrity]

I really wish there were more Jason/Friday the 13th movies. Ones like this, not like the remake.

[honeykid]

Hammer time!

[honeykid]

I have the remake, but I haven't watched it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Although, the remake... the remake wasn't too bad. There was... some good stuff.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at the way Jason threw that... hammer or whatever it was at the wall.

[honeykid]

Jason's knocking. What a well raised young man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He is really FIERCE in this movie.

[honeykid]

Here's JASON!

[honeykid]

Ah, the old school is he, isn't he?

[Sexy Celebrity]

RUN LIKE HELL!

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's so damn fast!

[honeykid]

Trish has got a good pair of legs on her.

[honeykid]

Glass breaks very easily in these films.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jason is really scary here because he's fast and he's not really zombie-like... like how he is in the later sequels.

[honeykid]

Corey goes Jason

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder what exactly... made Tommy/Corey think of this... "let's shave my head and mess with Jason's head to stop him" thing.

[honeykid]

Uncle Fester's Mini-Me

[honeykid]

Apparently Tommy saw the previous Friday 13th films

[Sexy Celebrity]

I mean, his sister's getting chased around downstairs by a madman, who would kill you, too. And what does Corey Feldman do? Turns into Vidal Sassoon. Jose Eber.

[honeykid]

Love the clonk sound the mask makes

[honeykid]

It's a great death, though. If they'd stopped there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jose Eber meets Sigmund Freud.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And down the machete Jason slides, face forward.

[honeykid]

Trish looks about 30 there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tommy's really smart. He's a genius. Must be why he can make those masks.

I mean, of course you should take the machete and just HACK and HACK away at Jason. Make sure that bitch really dies once and for all.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, don't talk about 30 like it's old.

[honeykid]

It is compared to how old she looked about 3 hours earlier

[honeykid]

Is Tommy the next Jason....

... NO.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Friday the 13th Part V was originally written to star Corey Feldman again, I read. I think he was supposed to turn into the killer. Become the new Jason. Something like that.

[honeykid]

Well, I thoroughly enjoyed that.

3.5

[honeykid]

Thanks for the commentary, SC. :):up:

[Sexy Celebrity]

That was a quick movie. I thoroughly enjoyed it, too.

OKAY. I hate the new popcorn boxes. I told myself that I was going to not use them.

I'm going to do out of 10 now.

I give this movie....

7 out of 10.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're welcome, Honeykid. Glad you wanted to do it.

[honeykid]

I'm not a fan, either. Like you, I didn't like them from the preview. However, I'm sure I'll get used to them.

We've rated this the same.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't think I could get used to them. They look hard to see, for me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Love this movie's soundtrack. The score.

[Swan]

Next up, the seven and a half hour long Satantango!

[honeykid]

The halves aren't completely clear, that's the biggest problem I have with them. Other than I prefer the old ones, that is.

[honeykid]

Next up, the seven and a half hour long Satantango!

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

COMING UP NEXT:

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Honeykid!

[honeykid]

I'm here. I'll press play when you post.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay. Press play.

[honeykid]

Done.

[honeykid]

Outside the Quick Stop

[honeykid]

FIRE!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Been a couple of years since I saw this. Not many years, maybe three.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I still haven't seen the first "Clerks."

[honeykid]

Randal goes in. :D

[honeykid]

Terrorists?

[honeykid]

Now where am I gonna bring chicks to **** when my mom's home.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh hell I would so be in if I was not going to bed! Will read the commentary tomorrow!

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's supposed to be a third "Clerks" movie on the way. The script's been written.

[honeykid]

It's been a few years since I've seen it, too. I think this is my 4th viewing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You hardly ever see a Pizza Hut anymore.

[honeykid]

I'd spray "EAT PUSSY" across the building

Why?

Let 'em know you were there, man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was working at a movie theater when this came out. The endless end credits was a nightmare there.

[honeykid]

The Lord smited that hellhole.

[honeykid]

That made me go and look at when this came out. 2006? Wow. That's actually a couple of years longer than I thought it was. So old. :(

[honeykid]

Jay And Silent Bob

[honeykid]

I like seals and ****. :D

[honeykid]

There he goes. Homeboy ****ed a martian once.

[Sexy Celebrity]

My biggest problem with this movie is Dante. The other actors are great. Him? Not so much, really.

[honeykid]

Is that a ****ing bible?

Hey, hey! The Holy ****ing bible, sir!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Randall is cute.

[Sexy Celebrity]

God. They do forums.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And Randall's a bitch to people on forums. :)

[honeykid]

The guy's in a wheelchair!

Yeah, that's why I called him crippy

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, I'm selling his name wrong. It's Randal.

[honeykid]

The guy's just in a wheelchair, it's not like he's Anne Frank for something

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, here we go with the Anne Frank.

I get crap about Anne Frank here.

[honeykid]

Randal gets confused between Anne Frank and Helen Keller. :D

[honeykid]

Oh, we totally do!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hideously ugly Kevin Smith blonde girlfriend character.

[honeykid]

Ben Affleck

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, there's Ben Affleck. I forgot he has a cameo in this. He looks hot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh! And to think about her and her huge clit....

[Sexy Celebrity]

If he's hard, is SHE hard?

[Sexy Celebrity]

OMG, it's so windy where I am here. I feel like I'm in "Wizard of Oz."

[honeykid]

Flash

[Sexy Celebrity]

Those "boobs" were gross.

She looks like a transsexual.

[honeykid]

Wha? She's not my idea of perfection or anything, but I don't think she looks like a transsexual

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's very weird looking to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She kinda looks like Daryl Hannah, now that I think about it.

[honeykid]

Well, at least you spelt "cock" right this time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That guy is like Rodent. "Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! There's a new superhero movie coming out!"

[honeykid]

Elias is excited about net geekiness

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would sue seeing Dante in that bathroom like that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Randal's chin. I want to nibble it.

[honeykid]

The Transformers are a gift from God.

No, The Transformers are a gift from the desolate one

[honeykid]

Rosario Dawson :randy:

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's got yellow everything. Car, outfit.

[honeykid]

Ass cheeks on the glass

[honeykid]

Plastic trays. This one is wet, this one is wet. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ass cheeks on the glass

It was a nice ass, but not a hot character.

[honeykid]

You never go ass to mouth!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's gone down on chicks?

[honeykid]

No, him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought he just said, "I know you've gone down on chicks" and she said, "What's your point?"

[honeykid]

Buffalo Bill

[honeykid]

Dowries are making a comeback

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just sneezed. MoFo sneeze.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's not an ugly lady, that Rosario Dawson. But that blonde woman... HIDEOUS.

[honeykid]

What's a MoFo sneeze?

[Sexy Celebrity]

His chicks are his left and right.

[honeykid]

I turn down chicks left and right

Your chicks are your left and right

[Sexy Celebrity]

What's a MoFo sneeze?

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=13287&stc=1&d=1394676814

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this customer some kind of cameo?

[honeykid]

There's only one Return and it's not of the King, it's of The Jedi

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mannequin Skywalker.

[honeykid]

This is my argument. I loved seeing this bit the first time I saw this film.

[honeykid]

Even the ****ing trees walked in those movies

[Sexy Celebrity]

Even the trees walked in those movies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've only watched the first Lord of the Rings movie.

[honeykid]

He reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix

[Sexy Celebrity]

He reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix

I wasn't thinking that at all. I can see it, but I wouldn't say he does.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why does it smell weird in the office?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh -- nail polish.

[honeykid]

He's not the spit of him or anything, but he reminds me of him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She loves Dante.

[honeykid]

Indeed she does

[honeykid]

She's your golden ticket, dude.