Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now he's sleeping with his mother.

[honeykid]

There's something about this movie that is just not very... heterosexual male.

I mean, this whole story with Michael and the fact that he's the main character and he's going through this weird situation... it doesn't feel like a straight man's story to me. I dunno how you guys think, but that's how I feel.
Well, vampire films are often quite loaded with homo-eroticism.

[honeykid]

Looks like a '90s product.
Those are probably from the 00's. I can't find anything older looking.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, vampire films are often quite loaded with homo-eroticism.

Being a vampire can be like being a gay guy, especially if you're the type that's always going from guy to guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why is "Cry Little Sister" always playing?!

[honeykid]

Another great song from the soundtrack.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But this is like the third time the song has played!

[honeykid]

Why is "Cry Little Sister" always playing?!
It's the theme song?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sex scene was too short.

A much better sex scene with Jason Patric is in After Dark, My Sweet. Very hot.

[honeykid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n_sG2WNGnA

So 80's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, good morning, Dianne Wiest.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Let's act like friends. Let's talk. Michael... take off your glasses."

[Sexy Celebrity]

So much plant life growing all around Dianne Wiest, but why won't she grow hair?

[honeykid]

Sex scene was too short.

A much better sex scene with Jason Patric is in After Dark, My Sweet. Very hot.
There was a severe lack of Gertz nakedness, I know that much.


Kill your brother, you'll feel better.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dianne Wiest, in her white sunglasses, running across a bridge being chased by a vicious dog.

[honeykid]

How are you that far back? Are you with Sam and the Frog brother now?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm with Dianne Wiest and a wooden spoon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Vampire Nerd has stopped by.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Does grandpa know he's a vampire now? The geek?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thorn should be euthanized.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I bet Corey Haim's got a gay crush on the Frog Brothers.

[honeykid]

Max has arrived and apologising for Thorn.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I need a GIF of the geeky vampire screaming in that mirror.

[honeykid]

Testing Max with garlic.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dianne Wiest doesn't get run over.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why won't grandpa just kill the guy?

[Sexy Celebrity]

David and Star.

Star of David.

[honeykid]

Grandpa's suspicious.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I forgot Run DMC was in this movie. The song. "Walk This Way."

[Sexy Celebrity]

The sad thing is the song makes me think of Sex and the City: The Movie.

[honeykid]

Love this scene.

[honeykid]

The sad thing is the song makes me think of Sex and the City: The Movie.
Really? Almost nothing makes me think of that film. Loved the show, though.

[honeykid]

Initiations over Michael. It's time to join the club.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did you hate the S&TC movie?

[Sexy Celebrity]

At least when you're a vampire with Kiefer Sutherland, it's okay.

The worst way of living would be living as a vampire and your vampire clan totally sucks.

[honeykid]

So. Now you know what we are. Now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael and you'll never die. But you must feed.

[honeykid]

Did you hate the S&TC movie?

I only saw it once, but I wasn't impressed at all. It was so pointless.

[honeykid]

SHE'S ONE OF 'EM! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I liked the S&TC movie a lot. I saw it several times.

The sequel, though... THAT was incredibly pointless. That one was bad, I thought. But I still liked some things about it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I have all of the S&TC DVDs and I have the movies.

I don't even think I've watched every episode of S&TC, though. But I've seen most of them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I should watch some of those DVDs again soon.

[honeykid]

What are you doing?

I've got connections.

Only half an hour left.

[honeykid]

Yeah, I have all of the S&TC DVDs and I have the movies.

I don't even think I've watched every episode of S&TC, though. But I've seen most of them.
I have the S&TC series on dvd, too. I have the shoe box edition. :D

Wouldn't he have the roof down, y'know, being a vampire and everything?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't really get the point of the Frog Brothers. I mean, I guess they're here to "educate" them on vampires, but they just don't seem very... reliable? Strong? Serious? It just looks like Goonies meets vampires.

[honeykid]

They're there to educate Sam (the audience) and help out in terms of manpower.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This feels like the most non-threatening vampire movie.

By that, I mean, there's something about the vampires and their killings that doesn't seem really scary.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm surprised these vampires aren't waking up. Couldn't they be awakened by people talking?

[honeykid]

Oh dear, Bill's going to get it. Ted won't be happy.

[honeykid]

Love Sam making a cross with his fingers. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

David is not a scary vampire.

Jesus. And he just cried. I just saw a tear fall down his face.

[honeykid]

This feels like the most non-threatening vampire movie.

By that, I mean, there's something about the vampires and their killings that doesn't seem really scary.
Of course it's not scary. It's a teen vampire film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Burn Rubber" does not mean "Warp Speed."

[honeykid]

Burn rubber, does not mean warp speed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Of course it's not scary. It's a teen vampire film.

So an adult vampire movie would be scarier?

I guess I didn't think of this as a "teen" vampire movie.

To me, that's Twilight.

[honeykid]

Michael! Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking?

No.

Well, now you do.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is a gay vampire movie.

Here's Dianne Wiest again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

All Dianne Wiest cares about are her damn dates with Max!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't remember this church scene where they take holy water.

[honeykid]

So an adult vampire movie would be scarier?

I guess I didn't think of this as a "teen" vampire movie.

To me, that's Twilight.
Well, no. No horror film is scary, but it probably wouldn't be so cool and cosy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Vampires are killing everybody and the adults only care about dating.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know what this movie needs more of? Humor.

Not unintentional humor. But intentional humor.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd like to see The Lost Boys redone as an actual comedy.

[honeykid]

And they're awake.

[honeykid]

You know what this movie needs more of? Humor.

Not unintentional humor. But intentional humor.

But there's lots of humour in it already.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Years ago, I remember they almost made a sequel to this called The Lost Girls.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But there's lots of humour in it already.

Not enough, I feel. I mean, there's stuff I find funny, but it isn't meant to be funny.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why did the kids put on war paint?

[honeykid]

Not enough, I feel. I mean, there's stuff I find funny, but it isn't meant to be funny.
I disagree. Plenty of the lines and actions are supposed to be funny.

The ending doesn't have too much humour, though, from what I remember.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nanook is just the king of this bathtub.

[honeykid]

Why did the kids put on war paint?
Because they're soldiers and they're going to war.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There could be a lot more intentional humor in this, though.

[honeykid]

Exploding toilets are always supposed to be funny.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Because they're soldiers and they're going to war.

But there's no need to throw on war paint for killing a few vampires.

[honeykid]

Death by stereo!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Such white teeth for a vampire.

[honeykid]

Holy ****! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!

[honeykid]

I tried to make you immortal

You tried to make me a killer

You are a killer.

[honeykid]

My turn.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's that song again....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well... it's sort of the song.

[honeykid]

Aw. Poor David.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Death by "Cry Little Sister."

[honeykid]

And now the big reveal!

[honeykid]

His vamp face has always cracked me up. Here it comes!

[Sexy Celebrity]

How come David's facial hair is gone now that he's dead?

[honeykid]

Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.

[honeykid]

How come David's facial hair is gone now that he's dead?
So now he looks more innocent and young.

[honeykid]

Don't fight, Lucy. So much better if you don't fight.

[honeykid]

Max explodes in the fireplace thanks to Gramps. Last line coming up. Great last line.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Grandpa took too long to get there. Dianne Wiest was seconds from vampirehood.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the sound of the horn honking as grandpa arrives.

[honeykid]

How much do you think we should charge them for this. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know what this movie needs? Elvira.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and The Lost Boys seem kind of like similar movies to me.

[honeykid]

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at Dianne Wiest frowning with that big patch of dirt on her forehead.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't believe I hadn't done a commentary to this already. I guess I thought nobody else had access to it.

The Lost Boys:

4

[honeykid]

Grandpa took too long to get there. Dianne Wiest was seconds from vampirehood.
No, if he'd gotten there too late he'd have taken too long. He got there just in time, as they always do. :)
You know what this movie needs? Elvira.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and The Lost Boys seem kind of like similar movies to me.
Um... No. Definitely not. No. Not at all. Ever.

Loved it. I can't remember the last time I watched that, but it's got to be 15 years at least.

5

[honeykid]

Well, I enjoyed that. Thanks for the commentary, SC. :) JD, we'll have to think of something we can all get in on. That, or we'll just do one. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't get why you hate Elvira so much.

I did hate Elvira's second movie, though. I hated it a lot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes, thanks, Honeykid. I'm glad you had this movie. I'd like to do a commentary with you and JayDee sometime.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Don't Let The Sun Come Down On Me."

Didn't Elton John and George Michael perform that together? Terribly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Elvira instead of The Frog Brothers would have been a good idea.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Elvira would have made a lot of jokes at Dianne Wiest's expense.

[honeykid]

I don't get why you hate Elvira so much.
I just remember it being really bad. Bad in a way that I don't like, not bad in a way I find funny, like I do crap like Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus or Space Bingo Zombies. Maybe I should find it and try it again?


"Don't Let The Sun Come Down On Me."

Didn't Elton John and George Michael perform that together? Terribly.
They did. I don't know if it was terrible, but I didn't like it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have done almost or over 70 movie commentaries now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know. You could try Elvira again, but I bet you won't like it.

[honeykid]

I think you're right. It's not really something I'll go out of my way to see, but if it pops up on tv, I might record it and give it a go.

[honeykid]

This is quite an interesting read.

http://www.totalfilm.com/news/the-story-behind-the-lost-boys

[Sexy Celebrity]

A lot to read, though. JayDee must have wrote it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wouldn't mind doing a commentary for Vamp, the Grace Jones vampire film, if anyone has it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't like Lifeforce. That Tobe Hooper vampire in space movie that he did around the time of Texas Chainsaw 2.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Schumacher directed St. Elmo's Fire? That just upped that movie in my watch queue.

[honeykid]

More saxophone in that. It's the 80's!

[JayDee]

A lot to read, though. JayDee must have wrote it.

Hey!!! :mad: I popped in to the end of the thread just to see what you two rated it and found you taking pot shots behind my back! Now I'm all paranoid and need to search the whole forum to see what people have been saying about me.

JD, we'll have to think of something we can all get in on. That, or we'll just do one. :)

I think the 3 of us together could be quite the experience. :D Or perhaps get the whole gang together; us three, Vicky, Gunslinger etc. Basically anyone but Daniel M!


Oh by the way HK I noticed you recently said how Lost Boys used to be a mainstay in your top 100 list but fell out when you posted your list a while back. Having now seen it again and given it 5 would it be back on the list?

[Sexy Celebrity]

You have some DVDs I could and would be interested in doing commentaries for, JayDee.

Like Earth Girls are Easy, for starters.

[honeykid]

Oh by the way HK I noticed you recently said how Lost Boys used to be a mainstay in your top 100 list but fell out when you posted your list a while back. Having now seen it again and given it 5 would it be back on the list?
I'm not sure. All my list were 5 to me, that's why I love them, so The Lost Boys being rated the same doesn't guarantee a place on my 100. It was slightly odd not having it on there, though having had it there since I was about 16 and, having watched it again, I'm starting to feel that maybe it should be there again. I don't know, I'd have to watch an awful lot of my 100 again to try and decide whether I could drop something for it, but having recently watched 50 First Dates again and feeling that it was too Sandler for me now, maybe there is space after all. Or, maybe, that was just a one-off and when I watch it again, I'll feel as I did before? Who knows? :shrug:

Maybe my next challenge should be to watch my 100 again.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

It was slightly odd not having it on there, though having had it there since I was about 16 and, having watched it again, I'm starting to feel that maybe it should be there again.

You've had a Top 100 list since you were 16 years old?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anyone wanna do a commentary with me right now? I'm interested.

[rauldc14]

Anyone wanna do a commentary with me right now? I'm interested.

Only for The Great Train Robbery

[honeykid]

You've had a Top 100 list since you were 16 years old?
Good point. I'm not sure if I did or not. I saw The Lost Boys when I was 15, I think, but I didn't have one then. Certainly when I was 17 I remember making one because someone asked what my top 10 would be.

I can't do a commentary now, sadly, I'm off to bed. Computer problems here, too, so I might not be on too much for a couple of days. Hopefully it'll get sorted tomorrow.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe I should do one by myself. Then I have more options.

[Swan]

Sexy, I'm going to bed in a second so I can't right now, but we should do a commentary for a slasher film some time. That seems to be our only real common interest, film-wise. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay. Cool.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe I'll watch something I've never seen on On-Demand Cable and do commentary for that. Let me see what's available....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Grown Ups 2 ....

possibility

I didn't like the first movie, BUT THIS IS A SEQUEL.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like this. Just talking in here by myself. I need my own thread where I just talk about whatever, not just about movies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god, Mulholland Drive is available....

And I've never seen it before.

Do I dare watch this alone for the first time and do commentary for it? I'm not watching it alone without commentary.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, hell no. It's 147 minutes long.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oooh, this sounds interesting. Next. With Nicolas Cage. He's psychic in it. I've never seen that. Only 96 minutes. This might be it. Let me keep looking.

[Sexy Celebrity]

One Hour Photo. I've seen it but I've been interested in seeing it again. It's been a long time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This will shock Skepsis, but Owning Mahowny... with Philip Seymour Hoffman. I've actually been interested in watching that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, here's something -- Parkland. With Paul Giamatti and Zac Efron. I always like Paul Giamatti. It says it's about trying to save President Kennedy's life after he was shot.

Well, that's gotta be a downer. I already know that doesn't end well.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hmmm. Stars in Shorts. Short films starring Lily Tomlin, Jason Alexander, Colin Firth, Judi Dench, Kathy Najimy and others.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stealing Sinatra. With David Arquette.

Available until December, I've got time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

John Candy's final film was Canadian Bacon. Same thing that killed him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Clean Slate

1994, starring Dana Carvey

A private eye is the key witness to a mobster's murder, but one small problem -- when he goes to sleep, a rare form of amnesia wipes out his memory.

....................... 50 First Dates stole this movie's plot!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Firestarter's available.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm very tempted to do Girl 6.

It's about phone sex operators, is a Spike Lee movie (that's not one of the pros, just mentioning it)... it features Quentin Tarantino, Naomi Campbell, and MADONNA, and the music is by Prince.

And I've never seen it before.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Halle Berry's in it, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hellraiser III is available in HD....

I would love to watch that in HD....

The synopsis says "the demon Pinhead is trapped in a kinky statue"

Kinky statue?

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=14203&stc=1&d=1399090493

It's supposed to be people in pain?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Modern Problems

1981

Starring Chevy Chase.

A man having marital problems....... is accidentally doused with nuclear waste....

.......... acquiring telekinetic powers..............

........................................

BIG possibility.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This sounds like my kind of movie -- No Vacancy.

Christina Ricci.

Stoners.

Timothy Olyphant.

Released in 2000.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There are so many options!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Postcards from the Edge.

I've been reading Carrie Fisher's autobiography, Shockaholic, and she wrote the book this movie is based on. Big possibility.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Riding the Bullet.

Another David Arquette movie.

This is the third one I've found on cable.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*GASP*

The RoboCop sequels are available.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stripes. I've been meaning to see this movie. Available till December.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tank Girl.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wall Street. I've been wanting to see that, too. Lots of things on TV I can watch.

[Frightened Inmate No. 2]

just pick a damn movie

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nell Carter's in that Chevy Chase dumped with toxic waste movie and she plays a character named Dorita.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Apparently it also contains Dabney Coleman's only nude scene.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder what all he shows.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I need a snack. Then I'll decide what I'm gonna do. I feel really hungry all of a sudden.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd like to watch Postcards from the Edge, but I don't really wanna watch Meryl Streep.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm gonna watch No Vacancy.

I mean, look at this poster:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=14204&stc=1&d=1399092931

This screams me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hope it's not long. I didn't look at the running time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

83 minutes.

THAT'S how long all movies should be.

Here we go....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Palm trees, power lines, and honky tonk music. Motels and someone named Joaquin, not Phoenix.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Someone's playing a violin.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Woman with tin foil on her hair, in a towel, getting something out of a microwave. She rips off a strip from her ... wax/leg hair treatment.

Christina Ricci's in bed with a guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A woman's in bed with two guys.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is a 1999 movie, apparently.

I'm already thinking I made the wrong choice....

[Sexy Celebrity]

A man's doing sit ups with his violin.....

Christina Ricci keeps making phone calls with a rotary phone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She has a strange man in her bed. She has no idea who she slept with. She's calling for help to get him out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's a black female escort.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, okay. The strange man in Christina Ricci's bed is Timothy Olyphant.

She just poured water on his face to wake him up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm reminded of The Doom Generation with the way Christina Ricci's in a motel and she talks all fast and angry like Rose McGowan.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"You had a lot more class when you were licking my saddle shoe."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Girl, just let him sleep in your bed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's too many characters.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Too many DULL characters, I should say.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't believe Timothy Olyphant did this movie.

Although, I do remember him in other stupid things.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just wanna know how he wound up in Christina Ricci's motel room despite the fact that she locked the door.

And why he was sleeping in her bed.

Why haven't they explained this yet?

[Sexy Celebrity]

A man is paying some mermaid type Cher woman to sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" over and over again... in a motel room.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The stuff with Christina and Tim is watchable...

but the rest.....

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's these ... Mexican?... this Mexican father and daughter who run the motel... arguing in the kitchen....

It's horribly boring.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's a detox nut named Constance giving the two guys who slept with prostitutes beet juice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Basically it's a motel movie and all the people in the motel rooms are "wacky."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Constance gave her ex-husband enemas.

He left her for a woman with clogged pores.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, God, Timothy Olyphant just said "It's not over until you're 30."

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love beets. I'm not sure about beet juice, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Constance believes the year 2000 will bring the Apocalypse.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Christina Ricci wants to be an astronaut.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There should have been an Addams Family movie where they went to space.

Imagine that hand, Thing, floating around in zero gravity.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Christina and Timothy are dancing in the motel room.

They're getting closer. Talking about each other. Asking each other questions. Falling in love.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm still thinking about the Addams Family in outer space.

Imagine Morticia and Gomez if they were in Gravity.

Gomez floating away from Morticia... flying off in space to his death.

They're speaking to each other about the end of their lives in outer space, getting totally aroused by it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Timothy Olyphant's been thrown out of the motel room by Christina Ricci's former boyfriend.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Timothy has $1,000 that he almost gave away to Christina.

That's obviously gonna go to the guys who are looking for money to pay for the two prostitutes who spent the night with them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's a song that keeps playing in this movie. Something about being on your toes. It's a slow, jazzy song with female singers. It's like "Cry Little Sister" in The Lost Boys.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't believe David Arquette wasn't even asked to be in this crap fest.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yep. Timothy Olyphant's $1,000 went to the guys who need money to pay their hookers.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Guys are acting silly. I feel like I'm watching an episode of The Monkees.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm actually paying this stupid movie some attention.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's over in 10 minutes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, dear. I yawned and got saliva on the computer screen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Timothy Olyphant is a freezer repair man.

Now he's about to have sex on top of a freezer with Christina Ricci.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Pink Motel.

The one with the black cat walking around it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, there was a black cat walking around it.

The cat just died.

End credits.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That was horrible. But, I'm okay with the fact that I watched it because I like Timothy Olyphant.

0.5

[Sexy Celebrity]

Also, the synopsis said stoners were in the movie. I didn't see anyone smoking pot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Of course, according to my cable's movie descriptions, Hellraiser III features Pinhead stuck inside a kinky statue.

[akatemple]

It's not very often you see someone spamming their own thread. Nice ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm open to doing another commentary right now if anyone's interested in something interesting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let's have a big commentary. Lots of people.

[rauldc14]

I would but I'm headed out for the night soon here. Sorry dude.

[Sexy Celebrity]

NEXT:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=14251&stc=1&d=1399436200

Bram Stoker's Dracula

with Honeykid!

[honeykid]

Ready when you are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Go ahead.

[honeykid]

Play

[honeykid]

Broken cross and cod East European accent. :D

[honeykid]

Stupid red armour. I've never liked it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So this will be my first time watching this all the way through. I was never really interested in this in the past because I thought it looked too different from the old Dracula.

Are you a big fan of this, Honeykid?

[honeykid]

Skewered, silhouette style.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What is this movie's reputation? I know it was a really big movie. I remember when it came out. But is it... critically acclaimed?

[honeykid]

[/I]Are you a big fan of this, Honeykid?
I wouldn't say I'm a big fan, but I like it a lot. Oldman, and especially Hopkins really ham it up big style! But it all looks gorgeous.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The red armor looks like ... the muscles underneath the skin. Like a skinned person. Like one of the skinned people from Hellraiser.

[honeykid]

I think it was too much for most. Certainly anyone who was expecting a straight 'scary' horror film. But if you love the OTT, the camp, the overblown, it's really good fun.

[honeykid]

London 1897

[Sexy Celebrity]

And this is by the director of The Godfather.

[honeykid]

Tom Waits. Someone who everyone but me likes. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

IS THAT KEANU REEVES?!

[honeykid]

And this is by the director of The Godfather.

Yeah, but it's also the director of Jack. :D

[honeykid]

IS THAT KEANU REEVES?!
Indeed it is. With his suspect, to say the least, English accent. He got slaughtered over here for that. Anyone who didn't like the film really went to town on it.

[honeykid]

Nice match shot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, but it's also the director of Jack. :D

I saw that in the '90s. I liked it, but I tried watching it not too long ago, and I shut it off after 20 minutes.

[honeykid]

Eyes in the sky!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Indeed it is. With his suspect, to say the least, English accent. He got slaughtered over here for that. Anyone who didn't like the film really went to town on it.

I had no idea Keanu Reeves was in this. That makes this more exciting.

He and Winona Ryder seem like a good match for a movie.

[honeykid]

Dammit! For some reason my subtitles aren't working. I think I'm pretty sure I remember what's being said, though.

[honeykid]

Children of the night.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks like Freddy Krueger is his driver.

[honeykid]

Don't look down!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dammit! For some reason my subtitles aren't working. I think I'm pretty sure I remember what's being said, though.

Why? Are you watching a foreign language version?

[honeykid]

No, when they speak in other languages, there should be subtitles.

[honeykid]

Gary and his make up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

THAT is Dracula?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, well. I don't see any subtitles on mine.

[honeykid]

Oh, dear. Johnathon's crossed the threshold.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dracula looks like he's got boobs on his head.

[honeykid]

Oh, well. I don't see any subtitles on mine.
Oh. Maybe the dvd release didn't have any? Strange. I've not seen the dvd. I had it old school on video. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I feel like I'm watching a Bill & Ted movie.

[honeykid]

THAT is Dracula?!

Dracula looks like he's got boobs on his head.
I know, If this wasn't such a good actor as Gary Oldman, I'm sure this wouldn't get half as much praise from critics as it did/does. I'd still love it, though.

The shadow!!!!

[honeykid]

His firm tells Dracula he's a man of good... Taste.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Can't believe you're okay with this movie. It's 2 hours long.

[honeykid]

Uh, oh. Mina looks familiar.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Didn't Gary Oldman play Mason Verger, the disfigured man in Hannibal?

[honeykid]

Can't believe you're okay with this movie. It's 2 hours long.
Yeah, but it'll be OK. It'll pass quickly and I've not seen this in ages.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't believe they made this thing. Is this supposed to be more like the book?

[honeykid]

Didn't Gary Oldman play Mason Verger, the disfigured man in Hannibal?
Yes he did. He was also Lee Harvey Oswald in JFK.

[honeykid]

It's Mrs. Jude Law! Or it was at the time.