Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Seriously, Geena Davis -- you've got Alec Baldwin and his humongous ass. Why do you care if hipster New Yorkers are living in your house? Let the bitches live there. They can't see Alec Baldwin. He's all yours. Your only problem is if that psychic Lydia tries to steal him away. That's your whole problem. Yet you befriend her.

[Miss Vicky]

She had Mathew Modine as her slave in Cutthroat Island. I'd rather have him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Isn't Lydia hot in all of that black and that big hat?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't see that movie... and I don't remember what he looks like.

[Miss Vicky]

ah the waiting room. scenes like this are why i love burton

[Sexy Celebrity]

That Shrunken Head guy shakes when he moves his head. He looks nervous. He's probably afraid someone's gonna rip his head off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

See, they are in Hell. They only have so many "help vouchers." What happens when you run out? You must be screwed, I guess. And the afterlife is a LONG TIME. You're bound to run out of help vouchers, eventually.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The only thing this movie doesn't have is Johnny Depp. But you can be sure he'll be there if they ever do make a sequel.

[Miss Vicky]

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[Sexy Celebrity]

I feel bad for the cigarette guy. He looks horrible. Shrunken Head guy looks like he needs a hug from Geena.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nah, he doesn't really do anything for me. I'd rather have Alec. More my type.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They really shouldn't allow gory types like this run over guy to work in the afterlife office. And these skeleton office workers. I mean, that's just sick.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I never noticed that says "FILE PILE" before.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And why was that one guy hung up? Did he hang himself and he's still hung to the noose?

[Sexy Celebrity]

And what the hell is the Lost Souls Room?

[Miss Vicky]

lost souls death for the dead

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder how Delia approved those cow prints in that one room.

[Miss Vicky]

Juno

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sylvia Sidney. She was in Mars Attacks!

[Miss Vicky]

what's wrong with italy?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think that was her last role before she died.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I assume it's -- in Italy, there's a lot more people. A lot more big families. So when a family moves in, it's a BIG family you have to deal with, when you're a ghost.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is there some kind of smoking message going on with this movie? First the cigarette man, and now Juno smokes.

[Miss Vicky]

I want that model

[Sexy Celebrity]

It takes forever until they finally call Beetlejuice.

[Miss Vicky]

Michael Keaton is so awesome in this movie. zagnut

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would rather eat that Zagnut. Not the fly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That scene with Max could have been left on the cutting room floor.

[Miss Vicky]

those are three hundred dollar sheets?

[Sexy Celebrity]

They have no imagination. I could think of a better way to scare people.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I scare people better than them NOW and I'm alive.

By the way, it turns me on to hear Alec Baldwin moan like that.

[Miss Vicky]

moan louder

[Sexy Celebrity]

She thinks it's her parents doing something sexual, so she takes pictures?

[Miss Vicky]

no feet

[Miss Vicky]

I don't think delia is lydia's biological mother

[Miss Vicky]

yep, stepmother

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's not, and I wonder why not. Delia isn't really an evil stepmother... so she's not that kind of archetype. And she and Lydia are both... different kind of people. They could be mother and daughter.

[Miss Vicky]

winona is little compared to alec and geena

[Miss Vicky]

somehow i don't see depp being in a sequel, unless winona's not in it.

wino forever

[Sexy Celebrity]

In fact, she seems closer to Delia than to her own father. At least to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hope the site's not starting to have problems for me. It took me awhile to get that last message sent.

[Miss Vicky]

it's slow for me too

[Sexy Celebrity]

This should be a sign already that Beetlejuice is gonna be a pain to deal with. He's making them dig him out!

[Sexy Celebrity]

If I was Beetlejuice, I'd be all over Alec, not Geena.

[Miss Vicky]

is this relationship really solid?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie turns into something completely different once Beetlejuice finally shows up here.

[Miss Vicky]

can you be scarey?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have always, ALWAYS wanted to see what his face looked like when he does the, "What do you think of this?!" thing.

[Miss Vicky]

they're simpatico. peas in a pod

[Sexy Celebrity]

So the Sandworm planet is Saturn.

[Sexy Celebrity]

His head spinning like that -- it was out of his control. Like a sneeze?

[Miss Vicky]

best scene

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want that gross stuff they're eating.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Shrimp or something.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Everyone smokes in this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the chairs. They're furry.

[Miss Vicky]

day o day o

[Miss Vicky]

me say day me say day

[Sexy Celebrity]

I do not understand how Barbara and Adam were able to pull this off. How do they go from bedsheets to being able to possess them all and make them dance to Harry Belafonte?

[Miss Vicky]

otho on the ice bucket

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess it's something the book they're reading taught them?

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's a shame Alec Baldwin couldn't be part of that butt thrusting.

[Miss Vicky]

forget logic, sexy, just go with the flow

[Miss Vicky]

besides, geena davis is a mensa member. she's a genius don't ya know

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, right. They're totally running and screaming.

[Sexy Celebrity]

besides, geena davis is a mensa member. she's a genius don't ya know

Did not know that.

[Miss Vicky]

Miss Vicky = full of useless info

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder if that's a wig on Winona.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't believe they've been there that long and they're just now going into the attic. I know they locked it, but STILL... you'd think Delia would have found a way in there by now.

[Miss Vicky]

otho's got the book

[Sexy Celebrity]

Beetlejuice just reminded me of Powderfinger just then when he laughed at Barbara and Adam's attempts.

[Miss Vicky]

beetlesnake

[Miss Vicky]

I knew some kids back in the day who were totally traumatized by this movie. It's so corny and fun I don't see how

[Sexy Celebrity]

That dad should either be dead or paralyzed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That snake scene probably could be frightening to some kids.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why does Beetlejuice live in the model?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Those thorns look so rubbery.

[Miss Vicky]

I was seven when this came out, I've always loved it

[Sexy Celebrity]

This scene used to make me start dancing when I was a kid.

[Sexy Celebrity]

When he's outside the whorehouse.

[Miss Vicky]

Juno made the whorehouse

[Sexy Celebrity]

Big pearl necklace on Sylvia Sidney.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Charles -- that's the name of the father.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He has ONE little band-aid.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did you know Otho is dead now? Glenn Shadix.

[Miss Vicky]

I am... alone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why would Lydia want to kill herself? Then she couldn't go outside! She'd be trapped in the house even more!

[Miss Vicky]

Did you know Otho is dead now? Glenn Shadix.

didn't know that

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have an action figure of Alec Baldwin when he looks like this.

[Miss Vicky]

I think alec looks better this way

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I forget exactly what was wrong with Glenn Shadix, but I know he died from a fall. He was sick, got out of his wheelchair, and fell, and that killed him. It happened a few years ago. Not long ago. He had lost a lot of weight, too.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm the ghost with the most, babe.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love the random Minute Maid orange juice that appears out of nowhere here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I remember when Minute Maid used those containers.

[Miss Vicky]

why can't she get juice?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know, right? Beetle Breakfast.

[Miss Vicky]

beetle breakfast? really?

[Miss Vicky]

geena wants to be with winona

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wanna be with Adam.

[Miss Vicky]

damn alec is back to normal

[Sexy Celebrity]

I do not like Delia's outfit for this scene.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They are crazy. I couldn't stand to live there after that snake tossed me downstairs.

[Miss Vicky]

Otho can't even change a tire.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Quick thinker, that Delia. She remembered the Ozzie and Harriet outfits.

[Miss Vicky]

wasn't the guy who plays otho also in demolition man?

[Sexy Celebrity]

That would be scary -- your love just disappearing like that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I forget his name in Demolition Man, but that's the same guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's also the preacher in Heathers. And I think there's something else... can't think of it.

[Miss Vicky]

geena's old and dying now

[Miss Vicky]

Ooh Heathers. Haven't watched that in awhile. "I love my dead gay son!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't understand why Beetlejuice wants to get married. Isn't he happy being single and having whorehouses?

[Miss Vicky]

I think alec looks better this way too

[Miss Vicky]

Yay more signature Burton style!

[Sexy Celebrity]

In the cartoon, Beetlejuice, Lydia is a kid and Beetlejuice is her friend. Drastically different take than Beetlejuice being in love with her and trying to marry her.

[Miss Vicky]

step right up!

[Miss Vicky]

I forgot about the cartoon. Never liked it.

[Miss Vicky]

They've had enough exorcise for night.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I loved the cartoon. I believe it just came out on DVD.

[Miss Vicky]

Otho's hell is pastels. I think that's Burton's hell too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd hate to see Alec's ass now.

[Miss Vicky]

I like Lydia's dress

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did I miss Otho losing his clothes? I was distracted.

[Miss Vicky]

this set looks like something out of caligari

[Miss Vicky]

Yes I love that man of mine.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love that -- snapping his fingers and making Alec's teeth come out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now comes Geena.

GEENA: BEETLEJUICE!

BEETLEJUICE: EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!! *puts zipper on her mouth*

*Geena unzips it*

GEENA: BEETLEJUICE!

[Miss Vicky]

no more iron gag in sandworm land

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lydia went to this school in the cartoon -- Miss Shannon's School for Girls.

[Miss Vicky]

an all girl school. No wonder she wanted to kill herself

[Miss Vicky]

I refused to do dissections in school too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So they're redecorating and making the house their own again? That is so greedy... they are dead. They should let the living have the house however they want it.

[Miss Vicky]

Science is not Alec's forte.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I believe I dissected a frog....

I'm not sure if Lydia had even started school before.

[Miss Vicky]

He likes it.

[Miss Vicky]

Jump in the line, rock your body in time

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was at the DMV the other day and I thought of this scene with Beetlejuice in the waiting room, going to wait for a long ass time.

[Miss Vicky]

Omg, the witch doctor. second favorite scene. shrunken head beetlejuice

[Miss Vicky]

those are some awesome special effects. lol.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That effect with Beetlejuice's head looks so fake and computer generated.

[Miss Vicky]

end credits

[Sexy Celebrity]

And there we have it. Beetlejuice.

4

Thanks, Miss Vicky, for joining me for the commentary tonight. It was a pleasure.

[Miss Vicky]

I'd still take Slave Modine over geeky Alec.
But then, I'm kinda into bondage. so...

there's that

[Miss Vicky]

Thanks, Miss Vicky, for joining me for the commentary tonight. It was a pleasure.

You're welcome. And likewise.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alec Baldwin isn't just geeky in Beetlejuice. He is All Man. All Beef.

[Miss Vicky]

Alec Baldwin isn't just geeky in Beetlejuice. He is All Man. All Beef.

All ass.

though not as much as Paul Mercurio. Your butt idol in Exit to Eden.

I first saw Mercurio in Joseph. As in the Biblical story. Made Exit to Eden that much more awkward.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hmmm... I really haven't seen Paul Mercurio in anything else. I know he's in that Strictly Ballroom movie, but I haven't seen it.

[Miss Vicky]

I don't think he's done much.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)

[Miss Vicky]

Still sad I missed Caligula. That one's in my collection too.

Serial Mom would've been fun as well.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't feel too into Serial Mom.

Caligula felt rather long.

[Miss Vicky]

yeah I rewatched Serial Mom the other day and had trouble getting into it.

I love the movie, but I guess I wasn't in the mood. Might've been better to watch it "with" somebody though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Certain movies just don't seem as great after awhile, after you've watched them over and over....

[Miss Vicky]

Yeah, but usually I don't have a problem if it's been a long while since I last watched a movie. I can't recall the previous time I watched Serial Mom, but I loved it enough to vote for it in the 90s list (it and Fight Club were the two we had in common).

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sadly, I don't think Serial Mom is gonna make that list, but I'm glad I wasn't the only one who voted for it.

[Miss Vicky]

I had it at 22, so I didn't give it a lot of points but it was on my list.

[Sexy Celebrity]

#9 on my list.

[Miss Vicky]

I think if I'd gone more with my gut and less with my head, at least the second half of my list would've looked more like yours. I'd have had things like Encino Man, Demolition Man, Men at Work, The Ref, and While You Were Sleeping on it. Oh well.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Then you wouldn't have had many movies from your list make the list.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Men at Work is something I very recently discovered. That's another possible commentary, too. I don't think it's that good of a movie, but, I mean... Emilio and Charlie.

[Miss Vicky]

Then you wouldn't have had many movies from your list make the list.

I've only had four as it is and as random as it's turning out to be, I've no clue how many more will make it.

It's been quite awhile since I last watched Men At Work, but it has nostalgic value. I loved it as a kid.

[Sexy Celebrity]

COMING UP momentarily...

JEREMY RENNER makes Kirstie Alley's eating habits look sane when he portrays the infamous cannibalistic serial killer in...

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[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, it's cannibal time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

DVD menu is playing a horrible song. This isn't a good sign, but I'm open minded.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Jeremy Renner and I'm intrigued by the idea of him playing Jeffrey Dahmer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I saw another Jeffrey Dahmer movie years ago -- Raising Jeffrey Dahmer. A 2006 movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gross opening. It appears we're in a chocolate factory. But -- Willy Wonka this isn't.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stupid opening. I mean, seriously -- a chocolate factory? This is Jeffrey Dahmer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The chocolate factory makes Santa Claus chocolates.

Jeremy Renner -- Dahmer -- works there.

He is cute.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lookin' good in jeans and a jean jacket and shades, even if he is Jeffrey Dahmer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He has a nice couch. Now he's fixing his hair in a bathroom mirror. Now he's walking around a clothing store.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How weird. Jeremy Renner is checking out a geeky guy in the clothing store.

Now he's admiring a mannequin. Now he's eyeing an Asian guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would totally fall victim to him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's buying clothes for the Asian dude. Then he wants to take pictures of him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now he's putting pills in a glass!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now he's putting a drink into the glass while the Asian man sits on his couch reading a book featuring pictures of the brain.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jeffrey has his Polaroid out. But now he wants to watch TV with the Asian guy.

He's sitting across from the Asian guy.

Now he's snapping pictures of the Asian guy as he tries to watch TV. "Move out of the way!" the Asian guy says.

Jeffrey continues to take pictures. Now his shirt is off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jeffrey has his belt undone. He wants to take the Asian guy's shirt off.

Nice ass on Jeremy Renner in those jeans.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Creepy heavy breathing music on the soundtrack. Dahmer continues to take pictures as the Asian guy passes out from the pills on his couch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dahmer rests his head on the Asian guy's chest.

[Guaporense]

My GOD! Sexy has about as many posts in this thread as I have posted over the last 7 months!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now he lets the unconscious Asian guy hold him. Cut to Dahmer smoking a cigarette in a recliner, his shirt still off, his belt still undone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now Dahmer has a power drill! He holds the Asian guy's head.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The drill comes toward the Asian guy's head.

DAHMER DRILLS!

The Asian guy doesn't wake up.

Dahmer is... well, I don't think he drilled into the guy's head?

[Sexy Celebrity]

He carries the Asian guy to a bedroom, I suppose.

Cut back to Dahmer working in the chocolate factory.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dahmer, in a white shirt, eats lunch at work.

Now back at Dahmer's place. The Asian guy is still there. He wakes up in a bed next to a black man. I think the black man is dead. I see drool coming from his mouth... maybe blood. The Asian man gets up and is only in his black underwear. He stumbles out of the room.

Jeffrey is in a convenience store. He's buying something from an older Asian man.

The Asian guy is now on the street. Drugged. He's crawling.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Two ghetto '90s chicks in denim and big hoop earrings find the Asian guy. They think he's "drunk as a skunk." They ask if he lives around here. He falls down.

Jeffrey, returning from the convenience store, sees the Asian man with the ghetto girls. He walks over to them. Ghetto girl gives him attitude. He acts concerned about the Asian guy, says he's his friend.

A cop car arrives. Jeffrey holds the Asian guy. Ghetto girl says, "Hey, officer, this guy is trying to take that boy away!" Ghetto girl knows things aren't alright, but Dahmer is trying to act innocent. The cops tell the ghetto girls to get lost, even though they're right about Dahmer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The cops are at Dahmer's place. The Asian guy is in a towel. He can't really speak. Dahmer is lying and saying they've known each other for a long time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The cops leave. Dahmer returns to the Asian guy.

HE STRANGLES HIM! Chokes him.

The Asian guy dies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now Dahmer appears to be... trying to give him oxygen.

The Asian guy is alive.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A telephone rings. We see the black man lying naked in Dahmer's bedroom. Dahmer answers the phone. It's his grandmother. She wants him to come over.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dahmer's grandmother is trying to get a bird or something out of her kitchen.

Dahmer goes in to help her get rid of it. It's a BLACK CROW. A big one. It squawks. Granny wants it shoo'ed out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The black crow flies to another room in grandma's house. It goes upstairs. Dahmer goes upstairs. The walls are painted red. The bird squawks and squawks. Dahmer moves in slow and silently.

He grabs the bird. It continues to squawk.

He places the bird in a box and closes the lid. The bird squawks from the box.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We hear voices in Dahmer's head. Thoughts.

We flashback to the past. An older man with Dahmer. Both of them dressed up in suits, ties. This might be his father.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Father asks about a mannequin in Dahmer's closet. His granny found it. She was upset by it. Father is upset by it, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's like Lars and the Real Girl, but much more disturbing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dad wants to see the mannequin in Dahmer's closet. WE ALL DO!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dad goes to the closet....

He opens it...

Jeffrey folds his arms.

The mannequin is a shirtless, headless man in jeans.

Jeffrey gets the mannequin out. Dad wants it returned to the store where it came from.

Dad goes to a box -- his old chemistry box.

Something's in that box, but it's probably not a chemistry set.

IT'S LOCKED. Dahmer says nothing of his is in it. Dad wants to see a ring his first girlfriend gave him. He thinks it's in the box. Dad wants Dahmer to get a key and open it. Dahmer gets mad.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jeffrey gets mad at his dad, throws the mannequin down and runs out of the room. Granny goes after him.

Dad attempts to open the box.

He tells dad that pornographic material is in the box.

DAD STILL WANTS THE BOX OPENED!

Grandma comes in. "You hurt me," she tells Jeffrey. He accidentally hit her when he threw the mannequin. He gets grandma and dad out of his room.

Now Jeffrey opens a drawer. Gets a key. OPENS THE BOX.

Inside the box...

A HUMAN HEAD WRAPPED IN PLASTIC!

He puts the head in the drawer. Goes and gets some gay magazines. Puts them under his bed. Dad comes in. The box is empty. But he makes it so that the dad can see the porn under the bed. Dad finds his girlfriend's ring in the box.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now Dahmer is in a weapons store. A black man works there. He shows a knife to Dahmer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Boring scene in the weapons store.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Be right back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dahmer wants "the biggest buck knife" in the store.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's like a Scream knife.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm about to reach 16,000 posts.

[Sexy Celebrity]

DAMN, DAHMER. He's inviting the black guy back to his place for beers.

The guy AGREES to go.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The man's cousin comes back. Takes the knife Dahmer wanted.

Dahmer says he wants to buy the knife. Black man is proud that he got Dahmer to buy the knife. It's $40. Dahmer gets out his cash. Pays.

Dahmer invites the cousin to his place, too. The smart guy refuses the go. THE DUMB GUY is gonna go. How stupid is this? Running off with a creepy white guy who just bought a big knife to go drink some beers. DON'T DRINK!

[Sexy Celebrity]

They walk down an alley. Dahmer converses about working in a chocolate factory. Black guy is like, "I can't imagine getting sick of eating chocolates!"

Black guy (sorry I keep calling him black guy -- they don't mention these men's names -- I guess because they're real life victims) -- anyway, black guy wants to go inside a club.

Dahmer waits outside.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We appear to be in flashback again. Dahmer in a blue shirt tucked inside khakis, glasses on. Very preppy look. Dahmer goes into a loud club. Might be a gay bar. Men are dancing with each other. Dahmer stands around, geekily. Takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes, orders a beer. The song "Ring My Bell" plays.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Horny gay men go into a back room.

Dahmer sets his eyes on a dancing ethnic guy. Dancing ethnic guys checks out Dahmer. Continues to wiggle. Continues to boogie.

Dahmer opens up a red curtain and goes into the back rooms. Men moan as they have sex. Flashing lights. Dahmer looks into a room. An empty bed.

Now back in the bar. Dahmer drinks and drinks.

Dahmer sits on a toilet in the bar. Puts a drug into a drink. Stirs.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dahmer goes back to the bar. Gives the dancing guy he liked a drink. Says it's rum and Coke. Guy drinks it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The guy and Dahmer go to the back room. Guy starts passing out a little.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The guy has passed out now, it appears. Dahmer checks him. Observes him. Plays with his face. Smiles. Takes his shirt off. Lays him on the bed. Unzips his pants. Removes his pants. Puts the guy on his stomach.

Dahmer does something to him. It's hard to tell what. There are strobe lights, letting us only see Dahmer's face every few seconds. It sounds like Dahmer just orgasmed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Back in the club, Dahmer is all smiles. Smoking a cigarette.

Now it appears to be another night. Dahmer is dressed differently. He's doing the same thing to another man. A black guy.

Another night. Same routine. Different guy.

Another night. Another drink. Another victim.

Another night. Another drink. Another victim.

More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. Flashing lights. Dahmer. Shirtless. Dahmer. Heavy breathing. Dahmer. Shirtless. Dahmer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Another night. A guy watches Dahmer. Sees Dahmer doing something to a drink. Stops Dahmer. Grabs Dahmer. A big fat bodyguard grabs Dahmer. They punch him in the back room. Dahmer is thrown out of the club.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dahmer in a club again. Maybe another club. Maybe the same, I dunno. Dahmer leaves the club. Passes by a parking lot. Ahh, we're back to the present time. Dahmer is with the black man who sold him the knife.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Black man still wants to go back to Dahmer's place.

Dahmer's in his bathroom. Black man on the brown leather couch. Dahmer has his pills. Black man waits. Black man appears to be snitching money out of Dahmer's jacket or something. HARMLESS compared to what Dahmer will probably do to him.

Dahmer has a fish tank. Beta fish. Black man is fascinated by it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Black man has a drink. Dahmer says it's Whiskey and Coke. Black man says he isn't into whiskey. Black man takes a sip after being told it's mostly Coke.

Black man is gonna drink it anyway.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dahmer sits across from him smoking a cigarette.

Cut to the past. Dahmer is younger. Maybe living at home. Watching his dad come from the car. Dad says he's going to a motel. Dahmer watches from inside the house, behind a screen door. Dad takes off in his car.

Dahmer running through a field. With a baseball bat. He hits at things. Angry. Frustrated. He falls the skull of an animal. Hits it. Hits trees. He's angry as hell.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Back to the present with the black man who sold him the knife. Black man asks if Dahmer is a Buddhist. Dahmer plays with his new knife. He asks the black man what his religion is. Inquires about his cross necklace. Man says it was his momma's.

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Dahmer says the cross is a torture device. Says when you pray to a cross, it's like praying to an electric chair.

Says it's weird how when you go to a church, they make you eat Christ's body and blood.

Asks the man if he believes that he has a soul.

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Black man wants Dahmer to tell him a secret.

His secret -- "I wish you would shut up."

Black man's secret -- "I almost f**ked my own aunt."

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She wasn't really his aunt, though.

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Her name was Aunt Tessa. A beautiful, sophisticated type lady.

Cut to the past. Dahmer in a blue, tye dyed shirt in his bedroom, lifting weights. Mother is outside. She wants inside. Dahmer says he isn't dressed. Mom gives him $30. His parents are going somewhere. Like a vacation. They'll be gone for days. Back on Wednesday. Mom leaves. Dahmer counts the money. Goes to his bed.

Dahmer goes to the kitchen. It's summer, so he's in shorts. He moves to the sink. He walks around. Bored. He goes to the living room.

People are now in the living room. Dahmer must be throwing a party. He's drinking. Where did all of these people come from? Dahmer smokes. Sits in a chair. Watching everyone having a good time. A guy drinks from a bottle of liquor. Dahmer gets up -- goes down the hallway -- nobody there. Sounds are heard. A woman moaning. Sex.

Dahmer opens a door. Peeks inside. A man is screwing a woman on a bed. Maybe his own bed. Dahmer closes the door.

Dahmer walks around outside, smoking a cigarette. A car comes up.

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Back to the present. Dahmer on the couch, smoking. Listening to the black man talk about getting in bed with an older woman whom he considered his aunt. Black man gets on top of Dahmer to demonstrate the story. Then gets off him.

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Back in the past. Dahmer driving a car. Daytime. Dahmer drinking in the car. Dahmer smoking in the car.

A guy is walking in the middle of the road. Dahmer stops the car. Watches. Smokes. Checks his appearance in the rearview mirror. Drives on. Approaches the guy. Honks the horn. Guy looks into the car. Asks the guy if he wants to smoke some weed. Guy smiles and gets in the car. He definitely does. They drive off together.

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They smoke weed in the car while it's parked.

They pull into Dahmer's driveway. Now in Dahmer's bedroom. Guy plays with a guitar. Dahmer sits in a chair. Holds a baseball.

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Dahmer lies and says his parents are dead.

"Bummer," says the guy.

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Back to the present....

Black man who sold Dahmer the knife is dancing in his place.

A SKELETON SITS IN A CHAIR. Black man doesn't seem to mind this skeleton.

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Black man picks up the skeleton and dances with it to a romantic song. Kisses it. Then he falls down with it. He hurt himself.

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Dahmer and the black man dance together. A slow dance.

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He puts handcuffs on the black man's wrists. Wants the man to put the other cuff on his own wrist. Says it's "an engagement ring."

Black man runs away. Laughs.

Back to the past. His weed friend eats peanut butter. Dahmer wants some. Dahmer eats some. "It's good," he says, laughing. They are stoned.

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Guy in the past wants some milk. Dahmer gets it. He thinks it's the best milk he's ever had.

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Dahmer gets milk on the guy.

The guy reveals that he's a wresler. Dahmer and the guy are now on the floor of the living room, wrestling. They wrestle. Dahmer is pinned. Guy on top of him. Wants Dahmer to say the magic word.

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Back to the present. Dahmer looking at polaroids. The black man from the knife store. He seems to be passing out on the chair. He wants to get up and go. He gets up -- he's woozy. He says his head is spinning. He can't take whiskey. Dahmer offers to get him some more Coke. Guy says he's just gotta get going. He wants the cuffs off his wrist.

Dahmer REFUSES to take off the cuffs. Guy wants the key. Guy puts on his white shirt. Dahmer says he'll take the cuffs off if the man stays.

Man tries to leave. Dahmer grabs him. Black man GRABS HIS NEW KNIFE and aims it at Jeffrey's face.

He's freed. He gets up and drops the knife. He leaves. Dahmer stands, stunned.

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Back to the past. Wrestler is smoking weed. Dahmer brings up blowjobs.

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Wants to know if he could tell the difference if a man was blowing him.

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Now Dahmer asks him what his favorite movie is. Favorite band.

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Dahmer calls him a rebel, against the establishment. Seems to be trying to get the wrestler to have sex with him. He moves closer to the wrestler. Tells the wrestler that he's being programmed. Describes his "boring" future to him.

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Dahmer lays back. Wrestler wants to leave. Wants a ride. Dahmer says he's too wasted. Wrestler tries to leave -- DAHMER GRABS HIM. Holds him in a strong wrestler's grip. Wrestler gets him off. Grabs Dahmer's throat. Yells at him. Gets up. Leaves.

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Dahmer goes after him and hits him. He hit him with one of his weights.

The man is bleeding from the head.

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Dahmer gets up. Freaked. Is he dead?

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Dahmer cowers back into a room. Sits in a chair. Thinks. Door closed.

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Now we're back to I believe the time when he had the Asian man. Dahmer -- in underwear (very gorgeous, muscular body of Jeremy Renner here) has put the Asian man on a bed. Gets on top of the Asian man. Runs the Asian man's hands over his chest.

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CUT TO ANOTHER TIME PERIOD. Black man who sold him knife knocks on Dahmer's door.

Dahmer opens the door. "Back so soon?" Black man had gone to the bus stop and realized it shut down. Wants Dahmer to buy him a cab. Dahmer doesn't want to buy him a cab. Welcomes the man to stay at his place. Black man goes inside his place (!!!)

He still has the cuffs on his wrist. Dahmer goes to his bedroom. Gets the key for the cuffs. Throws them on a table. Makes the man go over and sit down and take them. He takes the cuffs off himself. Dahmer smokes a cigarette. Asks the man if he still feels sick. Black man says he doesn't. He threw up and now he feels better. Dahmer gives him some water. They argue a little.

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Dahmer says the man must be harboring a lot of anger inside him.

Says he acts "sweet and innocent" but it's only because he wants to kill people (the black man). Black man gets pissed off. Says it's ridiculous.

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Dahmer says, "I bet you wanna chop me up right now."

When really it's the opposite -- Dahmer wants to chop HIM up!

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Cut to the past. The wrestler. Dahmer takes off his wrestling shirt.

He has a little axe. Puts it at the guy's neck. I am thinking this might be the guy whose head went into that box we saw earlier.

Dahmer has the axe to the arm. Hesitates.

He CUTS... and cuts... we don't see it, but we hear it. Cutting.

Dahmer looks like he could throw up. He's horrified.

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Back to the black man.

DAHMER: I know you came back here to kill me. You want revenge for me attacking you earlier. You're pissed. You're pissed because you're gay. Everyone sh!ts on you. When you're black, it's worse. You're the bottom of the bottom. You dance around like a clown, to get everyone to like you, but nobody really does. So underneath that facade of yours, nothing but a thief and a nasty, vengeful killer. (he smokes)

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Black man says he came back to the place because he thought he really like Dahmer. He gets emotional. Tells Dahmer he finds him beautiful. Says he has beautiful eyes. Is tall. Strong. But gentle.

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Black man says he had always dreamed about somebody just like that.