Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

"How to Drive a Man Crazy....."

:eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just like the Sex and the City movie, sushi is always getting wasted.

[honeykid]

You can't do this to me! I'm a doctor!

[Sexy Celebrity]

The neighborhood watch!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Another song coming up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"GO TO BED, MRS. MER-something!!!"

[honeykid]

Love the way her neighbours hair gets stuck in the window as it shuts.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What a nightmare!

My friends thought you were a dreammmmmm...........

[honeykid]

This really does look like a pop video from the 80's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I used to worship the ground you walked on........... I did anything you wanted me to!

I used to worship the ground you walk on....... now I've lost my faith in you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Who's That Girl album.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The face thingy she pressed against her face. I used to have one of those.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Microwaving the football. Blowing up the kitchen.

[honeykid]

Bowling ball down skis to the computer screen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The old style computer with the pre-nup.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Weekly World News.

[honeykid]

Watching a soap with a doctor cheating on his wife. Ouch.

[honeykid]

Slo-mo zero gravity. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bye, bye, breast protector.

[honeykid]

Carrey and Wayans. Get ready for a crash landing.

[honeykid]

Splashdown

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're like a human/ALF hybrid kind of alien, aren't they? All that hair.

[honeykid]

They're like a human/ALF hybrid kind of alien, aren't they? All that hair.
I can see that. :yup:

[honeykid]

Were they married when they made this or was it after?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Were they married when they made this or was it after?

Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum?

..... I thought they dated, but I never heard that they married. Maybe they did, I dunno.

[honeykid]

Yeah, they were married for a few years.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would hate to be the yellow alien just 'cause I'm not particularly crazy of that color.

I hope that's not racist because the yellow alien is also the black guy.

[honeykid]

I can't work out why there are bubbles outside the ship. :D

[honeykid]

I would hate to be the yellow alien just 'cause I'm not particularly crazy of that color.

I hope that's not racist because the yellow alien is also the black guy.
lol... Surely it would only be racist if you didn't like the yellow alien because he's black. Which is isn't, so you're not. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Jeff Goldblum's blue color.

[honeykid]

Make-up must've been a bitch on this.

[rauldc14]

I haven't seen the movie and not sure I want to:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jim Carrey's red alien isn't bad, but the yellow color is awful.

I could be happy living as a blue, furry alien.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Old lady with the beehive hairdo.

Geena Davis looks a little too skinny.

[honeykid]

It's strange, but with Jim Carrey now being so famous for his physical comedy, he's so recognisable as the red alien.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's strange, but with Jim Carrey now being so famous for his physical comedy, he's so recognisable as the red alien.

He really is.

It's the eyes.

I think he and Jeff Goldblum are recognizable.

[honeykid]

Not food. Not food.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mmmm. Oreos.

[honeykid]

He really is.

It's the eyes.
I didn't mean facially, though yes he's recognisable facially, too, and it's the eyes as you said.

New food for aliens.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Downing the lava lamp.

[honeykid]

They're all acting like her dick of a bf in the mirror. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're about to see James Dean on the television.

[honeykid]

From Regan to a chimp. :D Bedtime for Bonzo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jeff Goldblum gets all emotional over James Dean and puts his hand on his chest.

[honeykid]

He's still got half that lava lamp to drink. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh yeah, I never noticed that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They should put some alcohol in that, make a lava lamp cocktail.

[honeykid]

Stupid answerphone message. "Is there a doctor in the house? Hahaha... Not right now"

[honeykid]

Red's pissed Blue turned off the babes. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Come back to Finland!

Yodelai, yodelai, yodelai, yodelai Hee Hoo!

[honeykid]

Ted's like a trained doctor. One look at you and he's going to know you're not local.

[honeykid]

What the hell is with that jacket?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mel Gibson's worth going bonkers over.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know, even though Geena Davis said that, I wouldn't look at those guys and automatically assume they're aliens.

[honeykid]

My pantie shields make me feel fresh all day.

Are they straight?

I don't know, they're aliens!

[honeykid]

What's with the Kruger glove?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tina Turner wig reference.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alien Transformations.

[Sexy Celebrity]

OMG, you're like totally black!

[honeykid]

It's gone all The Fly! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jeff Goldblum is really the ultimate?

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's gone all The Fly! :D

It really has!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Velveeta Slices!

[honeykid]

What are veleeta slices?

[Sexy Celebrity]

What are veleeta slices?

Cheese. Slices of cheese from the Velveeta brand.

[honeykid]

Cheese. Slices of cheese from the Velveeta brand.
Ah. That makes sense.

Carrey's jumped ship. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=14529&stc=1&d=1399946892

[honeykid]

80's club scenes in films are almost always far too brightly lit. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

So those of you not watching can hear the song we hear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEU_5lVjRFQ

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have this movie's soundtrack on CD.

[honeykid]

Jeff's playing piano.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this movie boring you at all?

[honeykid]

No.

[honeykid]

Why be with a Zeebo when you can dance with a hero.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV_tTAnGEx4

[honeykid]

Dance-off!!! It's gone all Breakdance: The Movie. :D

[honeykid]

Carrey is wearing a terrible jumper. I've only just noticed how bad it is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just keep thinking Michael Jackson should have choreographed this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They love that lizard tongue.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jeff's suit is blue, like his fur.

[honeykid]

MJ choreographed everything after 1982. Well, him and Paula Abdul.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can't wait until the song "Cause I'm a Blonde."

Do you remember that one?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I Want His Baby.......

[honeykid]

I want his baby

[honeykid]

I can't wait until the song "Cause I'm a Blonde."

Do you remember that one?

No. I don't remember any of the songs.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's like they're typical aliens just out to impregnate Earthlings.

[Sexy Celebrity]

When did you last see this?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Charles Rocket has no right to get angry about these guys showing up.

Although, I do think it is his house.

[honeykid]

When did you last see this?
I honestly don't know. Early/mid 90's maybe?

[Sexy Celebrity]

If it's his house, how could she throw him out?

[honeykid]

Carrey does Dean

[honeykid]

If it's his house, how could she throw him out?

She's the woman. That's how it goes. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is she deluded???

"He doesn't live here anymore...."

It's HIS house!

[honeykid]

His girlfriend dumped him... For a rock band.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's always good to leave somebody for multiple people.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why have one when you can have three?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sleep with him, Valerie!

Ted's a loser! He's gonna go out in the woods and slit his own throat.

[honeykid]

Harsh. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's in her alien world dream.

[honeykid]

We might not even be anatomically correct for each other. That could be a real problem

*unzips*

Not a problem.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The subconscious of Geena Davis.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Little screaming Cap'n Crunch alien in her fridge.

[honeykid]

Geena's having a nightmare.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Giant telephone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alien boobs.

[honeykid]

What were those pogo balls called?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Everything's a blow dryer with her.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What were those pogo balls called?

Pogo balls?

I... don't know.

[honeykid]

She's a Valley girl. That's her weapon of choice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's bothered by her dream, yet her reality -- waking up next to an alien -- is fine?

[honeykid]

Pogo balls?

I... don't know.

Looks like that's what they were called. :D

http://www.childrenstherapystore.com/images/Balance%20Platform%20Pogo%20Ball.jpg

[honeykid]

LOL at neighbours beehive through her hat. :D

[honeykid]

More hairdryers.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks like that's what they were called. :D

http://www.childrenstherapystore.com/images/Balance%20Platform%20Pogo%20Ball.jpg

Oh, that.

I've seen those around to buy. Never had one, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That was some quote from Geena, about not bringing home nurses.

[honeykid]

Look at the size of that phone?!?!?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

My song is coming up!

[honeykid]

Coffee will kill you to death.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here it is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Best song in the whole movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

'Cause I'm a blonde!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[honeykid]

I do vaguely remember this song, actually.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I do vaguely remember this song, actually.

It's hard to forget.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Angelyne's coming up now.

[honeykid]

I just work here. I'm an American.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She pulls in.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I must be a little ahead of you.

[honeykid]

Here she is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pausing briefly to try to sync with you.

[honeykid]

B-52's!!!

[honeykid]

Just going through the car wash

[honeykid]

Geena's just found out the aliens have gone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I think that might be one of them now!"

"Are you sure?!"

".... Not really......"

[honeykid]

I think that might be one of them now.

Are you sure?

Not really.

Good enough for me.

[honeykid]

This is a horrible version of Route 66.

[honeykid]

Stuck in Randy's Donut. :laugh: That's just wrong.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I don't like it, either.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stuck in Randy's Donut. :laugh: That's just wrong.

Never realized that before.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"We go to slammer first!"

[honeykid]

Mac's loving them up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Liz Taylor Violet.

[honeykid]

Looks like everyone knows about Dr. Love. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Big black woman: "Two more patients in emergency... DOCTOR LOVE! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

[honeykid]

His house, Valerie's house. Whose house is it?!?!?!

[honeykid]

Uh, oh. Ted's found out they've got two hearts.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Two of hearts, I need you, I need you!

[honeykid]

Ah, the 'Ugly' girl. How long before she gets hot? About when the glasses come off? :D

[honeykid]

OK, so it was when her top came off. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Help! She's got a gun!"

"Take off your uniform!"

"I know you! You're Ted's girlfriend!"

"STRIP!"

"I don't want any part of this!"

"STRIP!"

"She said 'strip!' "

*strips*

"The call button! Press the call button!"

"Nuh-Uh!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

"George Bush for President" sticker on the car.

[honeykid]

He has no peripheral vision. :D

[honeykid]

Leaving in the middle of traffic. How rude.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is almost over. Just a couple of minutes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Just because I'm getting married doesn't mean we can't date, alright?"

[honeykid]

Barbara, just because I'm getting married doesn't mean we can't date.

[honeykid]

Ah, Wiploc. I think I'll miss you least of all.

[honeykid]

Mac's given them the woozy love touch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The love touch reveals Valerie's true feelings.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know, I've always thought Mac used the love touch to bring those two together, but maybe he used it as a last resort to get Valerie to admit she loves him?

[honeykid]

It didn't work for Valerie. She's off with Mac to anywhere.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But will Valerie ever come back to visit?

What about her family? What about her friends? What about Julie Brown?

[honeykid]

You know, I've always thought Mac used the love touch to bring those two together, but maybe he used it as a last resort to get Valerie to admit she loves him?
No, I think you're right the first time. This film isn't that cynical.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's taking off for space, but she doesn't think about the possibility of never coming back to Earth?

She's like one of those people who wanna go and take that trip to Mars and never come back.

[honeykid]

Once more through Rady's donut. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I never realized that, either....

[Sexy Celebrity]

So what did you think?

I give it 4.

[honeykid]

I enjoyed that. Thanks for the commentary, SC.

3

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're welcome, HK.

[honeykid]

If I see anything else like that, that I know you like, I'll try and record it so we can do it again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alrighty. Cool.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Earth Girls Are Easy Trivia (mainly for Honeykid):

Two of the cars from Death Race 2000 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/) (1975) appear in this film. Calamity Jane's car is visible at the gas station, and Frankenstein's car may be seen on the road while Wiploc and Zeebo characters are driving backwards.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Also, I never realized Woody from that movie (the Valley dude who drains Geena Davis' pool) is Michael McKean, AKA Mr. Green from Clue. Completely unrecognizable to me.

[Swan]

Clue would make for a great commentary!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I do have it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Would be funny if each of us watched a different ending.

[Swan]

I think on the DVD it shows all three endings, doesn't it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think with my DVD (and on the Blu-ray) there's options -- watch all three endings at once, choose which ending you want to watch, or let the disc randomly pick an ending for you.

[Swan]

Okay. Well I'm up for doing a commentary on it if you want to. Maybe this weekend?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Madonna was offered the role Geena Davis plays in Earth Girls Are Easy.

Maybe that's why Geena Davis burns the Who's That Girl record -- Madonna turned it down.

The thought of Madonna starring in Earth Girls Are Easy.....

[Holden Pike]

The thought of not going frame-by-frame in all the many minutes of screentime that Geena is in a bikini...No thank you! It's definitely the primary reason that I own that movie.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=14546&stc=1&d=1400025856

[Sexy Celebrity]

Christ. She's got a lot of pubic hair.

Anyway, I wouldn't be against slo-moing something during a commentary. That would just add to the commentary.

[JayDee]

:eek: I can't believe you guys watched Earth Girls Are Easy without me. :( And man Geena Davis was so hot in that film.

[honeykid]

Earth Girls Are Easy Trivia (mainly for Honeykid):

Two of the cars from Death Race 2000 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/) (1975) appear in this film. Calamity Jane's car is visible at the gas station, and Frankenstein's car may be seen on the road while Wiploc and Zeebo characters are driving backwards.
That's cool. I'm going to have to record it again, now, just to see them. :up:
Also, I never realized Woody from that movie (the Valley dude who drains Geena Davis' pool) is Michael McKean, AKA Mr. Green from Clue. Completely unrecognizable to me.
Forget that, he's David St. Hubbins!!!!! I didn't recongise him at all. :eek:
Madonna was offered the role Geena Davis plays in Earth Girls Are Easy.

The thought of Madonna starring in [I]Earth Girls Are Easy.....
I think I'd have liked that. :yup: Madonna looked good back then. Before the Blonde Ambition tour.

http://attheloft.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ecca8b98833014e5f999894970c-450wi
Christ. She's got a lot of pubic hair.
I was going to mention it yesterday when we did the commentary. :D Something else came to mind though, and I went with that first. After that, the moment had passed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

NEXT:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=14869&stc=1&d=1400544996

BOOGIE NIGHTS

with Honeykid!

[Swan]

Have you seen/do you like Boogie Nights? Question for both of you.

[honeykid]

I've seen it, but not for ages. Around the time it came out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Couple of times in the past. Don't know it by heart. Wanna join us, Swan?

[honeykid]

Yeah, we can give you a few minutes to get yourself set,

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at the menu ready to go.

[honeykid]

OK, press play.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alrighty. Done.

[honeykid]

The soundtrack to this film is so damn good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was waiting for Swan, but I dunno what's going on. Maybe he's not doing it. If he wants to, he can catch up.

[honeykid]

Rollergirl!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is from the director of The Master, right?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cricket would probably like to be watching this with us. I think he likes this movie.

[honeykid]

This is from the director of The Master, right?
Yes. This is the only film of his that I think I'd like.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Whatshisname. John C. Reilly.

[honeykid]

There's Johnny! :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm just now seeing Rollergirl....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Raul said he didn't like Heather Graham. We were watching The Hangover and she was in it.

[honeykid]

OK, I'll pause. Tell me when Burt goes to find Dirk.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's the so called wooden actor, Mark Wahlberg.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at Little Bill at the booth.

[honeykid]

Raul said he didn't like Heather Graham. We were watching The Hangover and she was in it.

Yeah, but he's mental. :D Heather Graham is hot. Yes, I know gossip about her, too. ;) :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now he's going to find Marky.

[honeykid]

OK, I'm joining you again. Another great song, BTW.

[Swan]

I was waiting for Swan, but I dunno what's going on. Maybe he's not doing it. If he wants to, he can catch up.

All my movies are at a storage unit, so I'd have to download it. I have to make dinner anyway, so I can't. Otherwise, I would.

Have fun you two!

[honeykid]

Cheers, Swan.

[honeykid]

Damn, this film is 17 years old. It's nearly old enough to watch itself. :D

[honeykid]

I make adult films. Erotic pictures.

[honeykid]

17 year old piece of gold.

[honeykid]

There's an x missing from that sign. :D It should read Hot Traxxx.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Damn, this film is 17 years old. It's nearly old enough to watch itself. :D

Oh, God. Wait, how old was I when this came out....

Really? It's 1997? I thought it was 1999.

I was 13, going to be 14 the month after it was released.

[honeykid]

I forgot how good Julianne Moore looked back then.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This guy's gonna catch his wife screwing around, I think.

[honeykid]

Yep, I can't remember, but it's Nina Hartley, so yeah, he is.

[honeykid]

What the **** are you doing?

What the **** does it look like I'm doing?

Can you close the door?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dreary music right now.

[honeykid]

There's the Farrah poster.

[honeykid]

That's the 70's bedroom right there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And suddenly.... happier music.

And a Serpico poster.

And Marky Mark's butt in red undies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did you have a '70s bedroom like that?

[honeykid]

He reminds me of someone with his hair like that, but I can't think who it is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She wants him to SHAVE????

He's got nothing on him!

[honeykid]

Did you have a '70s bedroom like that?
lol... No. I had this fella on my wall in the 70's.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OWkjIlQD5Uk/TB6jOU_YgqI/AAAAAAAAASE/lzkARwckdJw/s200/womble.jpg

[honeykid]

8-Track!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

He (Marky Mark) kinda reminds me of my man, Micky Dolenz, of The Monkees:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=14870&stc=1&d=1400546358

[honeykid]

Now that's some terrible music right there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

8-Track!!!

My family had an 8-Track player when I was a kid.

I remember my parents had these strange X-rated 8-track tapes.

[honeykid]

He (Marky Mark) kinda reminds me of my man, Micky Dolenz, of The Monkees:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=14870&stc=1&d=1400546358
He does. Maybe that's who I'm trying to think of.

[cricket]

One of my favorite movies:)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had just mentioned you in here, Cricket. You can join us if you want. We're at Rollergirl skating out of class.

[honeykid]

I'm at the one special thing speech.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nice shot between his legs.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's where I'm at now, too. The speech.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So is Rollergirl baiting him?

[honeykid]

The family are picking up their newest member. Pun intended. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Julianne Moore doesn't look good anymore?

[honeykid]

The Mr. Torpedo area.

[honeykid]

Julianne Moore doesn't look good anymore?
She does. Or, at least, she did the last time I saw her. But she's in her late 30's there, whereas now she's in her mid 50's. Personally, I prefer women in their 30's.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How exciting this would be -- getting picked up to be a porn star.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're gonna **** in front of Burt Reynolds?

[honeykid]

I prefer The Worzels version. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc

[honeykid]

Joanna Gleason!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Joanna Gleason!!!

Isn't she the mom on Family Ties?

[honeykid]

They're gonna **** in front of Burt Reynolds?

Sure. You've got to audition. If you can't **** and cum in front of people you're useless, no matter how big your dick is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, no, that's Meredith Baxter.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What do I know Joanna Gleason from......