Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[honeykid]

We should've watched this with MV. That's Mick Fleetwood.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How come there aren't movies like this, but dealing with the internet? Where people are paranoid of the internet and what the future might be like with it? Are there fictional films like this at all?

[honeykid]

Early prototype for a minion? :D

[honeykid]

Big futuristic building

[Sexy Celebrity]

That really is Family Feud's Richard Dawson.

Have you seen the old USA version of Family Feud with Richard Dawson?

[Sexy Celebrity]

What a strange movie, combining Arnold Schwarzenegger with Stephen King and Family Feud's Richard Dawson.

[honeykid]

Minion Arnold going to the big building

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's gym equipment. Work out, Arnold.

[honeykid]

That really is Family Feud's Richard Dawson.

Have you seen the old USA version of Family Feud with Richard Dawson?

No. I've not seen any American version other than a few clips. I didn't know that's who it was. See, you learn something new everyday.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, there's that guy from Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. I used to know his name.

[honeykid]

JESSE!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lady on TV looks kinda like a white Grace Jones.

[honeykid]

Arnie with a tash

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's Maria Conchita Alonso.

She's running from Arnold.

In Vampire's Kiss, she was running from Nicolas Cage.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A tash?

[honeykid]

lol.... Jessie pose

[honeykid]

A tash?

In that picture on the tv he had a moustache.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jessie?

[honeykid]

The phones of the future have cords again!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did he tie her up to that exercise equipment?!

[honeykid]

Jessie "The Body" Ventura. He's Captain Freedom. He's in Predator, too

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's like tied up to a Bo Flex or something.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jessie "The Body" Ventura. He's Captain Freedom. He's in Predator, too

Oh, him. I found him kind of attractive.

[honeykid]

You don't have a travel pass.

You do. Now I do

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at Arnold in that Hawaiian shirt and hat.

[honeykid]

Because i'm going to say "ppllllllleeeaaase" So bad

[honeykid]

I know. It's like Twins all over again. :D

[honeykid]

I'm going to throw up all over you.

Go ahead. IT won't ruin this shirt

[Sexy Celebrity]

His ass looks good in those white pants.

[honeykid]

I forgot about the bit with the net. Run a different way idiot!

[Sexy Celebrity]

So this is about a game show.

I just got eliminated today from the MoFo Survivor 2 game. I came in 6th place.

[honeykid]

Hi cutie-pie

[mark f]

I watched Richard Dawson in "Hogan's Heroes" when I was a kid. Later I saw him in a few war movies. :)

[honeykid]

Yeah, it's a tv show used to pacify the masses. A bit like Rollerball, but oh so very camp. It's great. Just you wait

[honeykid]

Science!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sons of Bitches!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I watched Richard Dawson in "Hogan's Heroes" when I was a kid. Later I saw him in a few war movies. :)

Had no idea he was an actual actor.

[honeykid]

They always use far too much gas in these things. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cadre Cola doesn't sound tasty.

There's the white Grace Jones again.

[honeykid]

Climbing for Dollars!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god. These ballet dancer things.

[honeykid]

Court appointed theatrical agent. :D

Dancing girls

[honeykid]

It's the 80's!

[honeykid]

The future of aerobics!

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is a music video.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Court appointed theatrical agent. :D

I thought that sounded funny, too.

[honeykid]

Yeah, it goes on.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is like Hunger Games.

[honeykid]

It's SHOWTIME!

Who loves you and who do you love!

[honeykid]

I've not seen The Hunger Games. I've thought about it, though, as the second one sounds like something I might like

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, that was just rude, stabbing him in the back like that.

[honeykid]

Stabbed in the back!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've not seen The Hunger Games. I've thought about it, though, as the second one sounds like something I might like

I thought the first movie was really good and I didn't have any interest in seeing it -- I was dragged to it. But I haven't seen Part II.

[honeykid]

Well, that was just rude, stabbing him in the back like that.
I know. It's not even his fault.

[honeykid]

BOOOOOO!!

[honeykid]

Our fantastic prizes, like a trial by jury. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

The hell happened to those men?

[honeykid]

Betrayed!

[honeykid]

It's time to start RUNNING!

[Sexy Celebrity]

The geek is so not gonna make it out alive.

[honeykid]

The hell happened to those men?

They're in the same contraption as him, it's just they're vertical.

Killian. I'll be back.

Only in a rerun

[honeykid]

See, this is the sort of film you do in 3D. If something has to be done in 3D.

[honeykid]

There's your gong, SC.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's your gong, SC.

I got distracted and missed it.

[honeykid]

And the Cap gets cut off. He's not happy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Subzero? Isn't that a Mortal Kombat name?

[honeykid]

I got distracted and missed it.
Subzero cuts it in half with his ice hockey stick.

[honeykid]

Subzero? Isn't that a Mortal Kombat name?
Yes. It's all about that time, I think.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How do you play a home version of this game?

How would it fit inside that little rectangle box?

[honeykid]

Prizes given away while the crims get beaten by Subzero

[honeykid]

How do you play a home version of this game?

How would it fit inside that little rectangle box?
It's the future. That's how. :D

[honeykid]

Here we go. Death one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now! Plain Zero!

Plain Zero?

[honeykid]

Here is subzero. Now, plain zero.

[honeykid]

Now! Plain Zero!

Plain Zero?
I know. It's terrible, isn't it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Arnold looks great in that tight suit.

What's with the gases?

[honeykid]

Subzero was a pain in the neck.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Buzzsaw!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sure that saw's gonna go into Buzzsaw's body and kill him at some point.

[honeykid]

These two are so very, very camp.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This was a Stephen King book?

I actually have this story. In a collection. I'll have to go read it.

[honeykid]

Well, I doubt this was how the story went. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're against having multiple relationships in a year in the future?

[honeykid]

Had sexual relationships with two, sometimes three men in a year! :D

Slag!

[honeykid]

They're against having multiple relationships in a year in the future?
Yeah, the future sucks. And that's probably illegal, too.:(

[honeykid]

I'd forgotten abotu Dynamo's car. :laugh:

[honeykid]

There's so many bad one liners in this.

[honeykid]

Buzz and Dynamo in the attack

[honeykid]

Dynamo's car makes me want to watch Death Race 2000. Do you have that? We should definitely commentary that.

[honeykid]

What a load of Boles. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dynamo's car makes me want to watch Death Race 2000. Do you have that? We should definitely commentary that.

I don't but I could get it or find it.

[honeykid]

Have you seen it?

BTW, that other post should've been Bolas. :facepalm:

[honeykid]

You're about to get your wish, SC.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, that's another one I haven't seen......

[honeykid]

Love the high note he hits at the end. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I assume Yaphet and the geek get killed. Maria Conchita and Arnold live.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yep. There goes the geek.

[honeykid]

I believe that's the case, yes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hey! Christmas Tree!

[honeykid]

Hey Christmas tree!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yaphet may already be dead. I don't see him.

[honeykid]

Follow me lightbulb!

[honeykid]

Cut! Cut! Go to commercial!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Buzzsaw had to split.

[honeykid]

The crowd's turning. The mob is angry

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is there going to be a fat lady villain who sings?

[honeykid]

Here comes Jim Brown

[honeykid]

People always have brilliant memories in films, don't they?

[honeykid]

There goes Yaphet.

[honeykid]

Killian is offering Richards the job of stalker

[honeykid]

Picture of The Hate Boat on the wall.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Shouldn't these villains be scared to actually perform in this game? I mean, all the other bad guys have been getting killed by Richards/Arnold.

[honeykid]

Who will make the next kill?

Ben Richards!

Richards is a runner, you've got to pick a stalker.

I can choose who I want, and I choose Richards. That boy is one mean mother****er

[Sexy Celebrity]

On the Family Feud show, Richard Dawson was famous for always kissing every female contestant. I think that's why they keep showing him with all of these old ladies and kissing them.

[honeykid]

We should've taken that trip to Hawaii.

I had the shirt for it, but you ****ed it up. :D

[honeykid]

On the Family Feud show, Richard Dawson was famous for always kissing every female contestant. I think that's why they keep showing him with all of these old ladies and kissing them.
The slick gameshow hots of the day always fawned over the old biddies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't find the movie all that interesting, really, because I just already know what's going to happen. Obvious storyline is obvious.

[honeykid]

And there's the former 'winners'

[honeykid]

I don't find the movie all that interesting, really, because I just already know what's going to happen. Obvious storyline is obvious.
Isn't that always the case? It's an Arnie movie for heavens sake.

[honeykid]

How about a light?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now is he going to fight Captain Freedom?

[honeykid]

LOL

[honeykid]

Now is he going to fight Captain Freedom?
Yeah, look at the crap they've got for him. :D Cap's going old skool

[honeykid]

What's the matter? Steroids make you deaf?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This might as well be the Mortal Kombat movie.

[honeykid]

More dancers. Different costumes this time.

[honeykid]

This is what I hate. Third act problems.

[honeykid]

It's Mick again.

[honeykid]

TV trickery. It's just like today. :D

[honeykid]

Proving once again that right and might are one in the same!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't actually know which one Mick is.

I don't even really know anything about Mick.

[honeykid]

Look at the little Che Guevara wannabe

[honeykid]

Mick Fleetwood is the tall guy with the white hair. He's the drummer and founder member of Fleetwood Mac.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh okay. That's what I was thinking.

[honeykid]

Mr. Spock, you have the com.

Who's Mr. Spock?

[honeykid]

Here's the They Live reveal for the public

[honeykid]

Don't touch that dial

[honeykid]

Old lady swearing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's the They Live reveal for the public

You seem to really like these kind of movies.

[honeykid]

Why aren't you laughing?

Because there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dammit. I lost my place. I'm gonna be a little behind you now.

[honeykid]

You seem to really like these kind of movies.
I don't know. It's fairly common sci-fi trope. It's not surprising that it'd crop up in a couple of the few sci-fi's I like.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Accidentally refreshed the page with the movie instead of the commentary thread.

[honeykid]

Doh. You need to go to 1:30 to catch up. Sven is walking up the runway

[honeykid]

Are you there yet?

[honeykid]

I've got to score some steroids.

I'll pause until I hear from you

[Sexy Celebrity]

Richard Dawson's going through the tube.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Well, that hit the spot."

[honeykid]

Well that hit the spot

[honeykid]

Everyone's happy. Free from tyranny.

[honeykid]

Except, of course, they're not. As this was just a tv show and not the actual powers that surrpressed them. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, there goes Maria Conchita. Off to do her big vampire movie with Nicolas Cage.

[honeykid]

It's amazing how much the cameras still work isn't it? Plus, they follow all the action regardless of the angle.

[honeykid]

Well, I still really like it because it's stupid and the stalkers are ridiculous.

3.5 maybe a little more.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm gonna try to embrace those new popcorn boxes.

Try.

3

[honeykid]

So you liked it, then?

Thanks for the commentary, SC. We'll have to do another one soon. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Schwarzenegger movies are always great. I didn't really love it, but it was decent. I'd like to watch it again on Blu-ray someday.

[honeykid]

If you listen to the end of the credits, you get an announcement telling you all the sponsors and how to be on the show. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thank you for doing the commentary.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=13668&stc=1&d=1397614285

Yes, Maria Conchita Alonso. The "Alma" character of Vampire's Kiss. The poor co-worker victimized by Nicolas Cage. Miss Vicky and I did a commentary for it. Mr. Minio loves it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hope this is good. I've never seen it before.

NEXT:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=13866&stc=1&d=1398210632

With Honeykid!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have it ready.

[honeykid]

I'm here. Let's go.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright. Pressing play.

[honeykid]

Anaconda Malt Liquor

[Sexy Celebrity]

84 minutes long. Yay.

[honeykid]

When you pop the top, the panties drop

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did that say the malt liquor gives you "Ooooooooooooooo?"

[honeykid]

Yes, That's the line.

Love this bit.

I told you jive chumps. I ain't no snitch

[honeykid]

Hell's a coming... Coming... Coming.

[honeykid]

Shhh... Mama. You'll wake up the rest of the bitches.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Suddenly there were boobs.

[honeykid]

There's no Nipsy here.

:laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Feathery outfit.

[honeykid]

They've replaced the chain on your nunchucks and oiled the bearings.

[honeykid]

Bucky's OD'd!!!!

[honeykid]

Looking at the boom :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not laughing, but enjoying Black Dynamite without a shirt on.

[honeykid]

Have you seen Enter The Dragon, SC? We should watch that.

[honeykid]

Who da hell is interrupting my Kung-Fu?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Have you seen Enter The Dragon, SC? We should watch that.

I haven't.

[honeykid]

Love BD as a kid.

[honeykid]

Your mama would turn over in her grave if she was here to see this.

[honeykid]

Stuffed bear with the holster. :D

[honeykid]

LOl... 'Nam reference, you saved my life, etc. Great flashback coming

[Sexy Celebrity]

*sigh* He still looks good without a shirt on and in those boxer shorts....

[honeykid]

You must have an 8-track player in every room.

[honeykid]

Was that a sexy sigh or a bored sigh?

[honeykid]

We can't have the streets running with blood

You tell me who did it and I'll just leave a little puddle

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bored sigh, unfortunately. This movie isn't working with me.... I know it's early, but I'm already not liking the direction.

[honeykid]

Well, we still have Bull Horn and Cream Corn to come. I still have hope, though as MV has shown, faves like this don't play well with you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've had enough of the "DYNAMITE!" popping up on the soundtrack.

[honeykid]

Wha? I love that.

DY-NO-MITE!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dammit, I thought this was a gay guy at the beauty parlor. It's not.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just don't find it funny that it's trying to be like an old blaxploitation movie. To me, it's not enough. I'd rather watch a serious blaxploitation movie.

[honeykid]

Gay guys in blaxploitation movies? Have you seen one of those?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gay guys in blaxploitation movies? Have you seen one of those?

I'm not sure, but I think it could be possible. The Pam Grier '70s movies had lesbians.

[honeykid]

BD locks the door.

[honeykid]

I'm not sure, but I think it could be possible. The Pam Grier '70s movies had lesbians.
Surely you know by now that the 'gays are an abomination' thing applies to women, but only really matter when it's guys? Especially, from what I understand, in the black community.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What is so funny about this? The way they're talking?

[honeykid]

Love the bit where he really smacks him and they cut.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Surely you know by now that the 'gays are an abomination' thing applies to women, but only really matter when it's guys? Especially, from what I understand, in the black community.

It's like that in a lot of different places.

[honeykid]

The parody. The things they say, the way they're said. The stereotypes, the cliches, the OTT stuff. Just everything.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This woman looks kind of like Pam Grier.

[honeykid]

It's like that in a lot of different places.
I know. So you must see why there's a difference between lesbians being portrayed and gay men being portrayed. Especially when you consider the times (early 70's) and it's targeted audience, men/black men in particular.

[honeykid]

This woman looks kind of like Pam Grier.
Yeah, that's kinda the point. BD looks a lot like Shaft in that coat.

[honeykid]

Excuse me there, brothers.

The militants turn startled.

:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

The parody. The things they say, the way they're said. The stereotypes, the cliches, the OTT stuff. Just everything.

See, I'm not into this kind of humor at all. This, "Ha ha, let's laugh at the way they dressed back then, let's laugh at the culture, let's laugh at the way they talked in these movies, etc."

If you wanna do that, put in one of the old blaxploitation movies and just laugh at it. No need to make a movie like one of them just so people can laugh at that.

[honeykid]

You laugh with it, not at it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

On the plus side, though, Roger Ebert gave this movie 3 out of 4 stars. Further proof that man was really a know-nothing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You laugh with it, not at it.

But there's nothing funny going on.....

[honeykid]

Sniffs and licks the bullet.

You see that this is obviously made by people who love the genre and the films though, yes?

[honeykid]

You didn't laugh at the "Jimmy! Why didn't you tell me?" line?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sniffs and licks the bullet.

You see that this is obviously made by people who love the genre and the films though, yes?

Well, I've actually never seen Shaft or any of the blaxploitation movies starring men. I just really know the female, Pam Grier starring films.

A spoof on one of those might have been better for me. Maybe.

I'm waiting for the women in fancy costumes to show up.

[honeykid]

Oh, we should've done some of those first. I don't think it's required, but you'll certainly get more from it. The way the musical stings underscore dialogue, the women, gratuitous nudity, cheesy lines, 'The Man' etc. There's tons here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The white men in this movie are all wrong. I mean, this doctor doesn't look like a fat '70s white doctor.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The only thing kind of decent about this movie are the sex scenes. And even those aren't much. They haven't actually had sex, yet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This Pam Grier wannabe woman looks too old for this role, too. She looks upper 30's. Pam Grier was in her early 20's.

[honeykid]

He's the friendly 'good white guy' who rolls his eyes at the way the male lead ignores his advice but still likes him.

[honeykid]

OK, plot kicking in now.

NOT THE ORPHANAGE!

I used to be an orphan

[Sexy Celebrity]

She also doesn't look black enough to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mmmmm. Chili and donuts.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dead donut.

[honeykid]

Hey mama! It may be bigger than me and it may be bigger than you, but it ain't bigger than you and me.

[honeykid]

Are you already at the gunfight? It's just started here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gunfight's over now.

[honeykid]

Donuts don't wear alligator shoes

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like this woman. This older woman in the funky costumes, big hair and big boobs.

[honeykid]

LOL at using the dead donut as a shield rolling across the street.

[honeykid]

Yeah, honeybee's great.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pam Grier wannabe doesn't have "soul" in her voice. Pam Grier had more soul in her voice.

[honeykid]

I should send you back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers, bitch. Would you like that? :D

[honeykid]

This might be my favourite scene

[Sexy Celebrity]

Where is Snoop Dogg? I feel like Snoop Dogg should be here.

[honeykid]

I'm spending more bail money than I'm getting tail money.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Captain Kangaroo?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This man in the hat looks like a witch.

[honeykid]

BD turns up. One of my favourite lines now.

I'm declaring war on anyone who deals drugs to the community.

But Black Dynamite, I deal drugs to the community.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at BD in a helicopter.

[Sexy Celebrity]

46 minutes.

Half way through it.

[honeykid]

I still seem to be behind. What's happening atm?

[honeykid]

Have you had the cleaning up the streets montage?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her name is what? Brick Willa?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Throwing things in a pond with Faux Foxy Brown.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think a sex scene might be coming up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her cookie might kill him? Does she have AIDS?

[honeykid]

At the apartment now?

Missed a great line. When the girls say their mother told them their daddies name was Black Dynamite and he replies, now you run along now little girl, there's a lot of dudes with that name.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the pornographic astrology.

[honeykid]

Animated sex scene by the zodiac. :D

[honeykid]

Bullhorn's a rhyme machine. :D