Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Yeah, he's a drifter (bodybuilder) looking for work.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

I see a tent camp

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Some silly bitch on TV now

[Sexy Celebrity]

I see a helicopter and he was just watching a woman talking about being famous on a TV.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

This is a union job!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Talk, Sci-Fi Slob! Talk! Engage me. Discuss your feelings and thoughts about the movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hot sweaty muscular guys doing construction.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Roddy's got his shirt off.

He's got a bossy boss.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Hot sweaty men Indeed, but I'm not that way inclined.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Tramps making the best of it in a shanty town, looks like modern britain.:(

[Sexy Celebrity]

Roddy and his black man friend have arrived at the outdoor homeless shelter.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now they're eating by palm trees and talking about family.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Discussion about capitalism...

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wish I had big black arms and wore sleeveless jean shirts. It looks fabulous.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Roddy believes in America.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Piper playing a mouth organ - badly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Hacker" on TV.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Pedophile looking fella on TV talking strange ****...

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Actor who has only played tramps in his career watching TV.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Great music. Very spooky.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

All John Carpenter films have great soundtracks.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They do.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

For a pro wrestler Roddy Piper does very well in this. Hulk Hogans acting skills left much more to be desired..

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess this church is for people who know the truth, hence the sunglasses.

[Sexy Celebrity]

For a pro wrestler Roddy Piper does very well in this. Hulk Hogans acting skills left much more to be desired..

Well, it's not like Hulk Hogan's been given really serious roles....

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Their sunglasses must reach the people"

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Well, it's not like Hulk Hogan's been given really serious roles....

Mr Nanny..

[Sexy Celebrity]

Uh oh. Helicopter.

[honeykid]

How far into this are you?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

End of the world and black helicopters!:eek:

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Need a piss - right back!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

How far into this are you?

I'm at 21:40.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know if Slob paused the movie or not, but I'm still going.

[honeykid]

Helicopters at night?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Woah. He just saw the helicopter through his binoculars.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are you watching with us now, Honeykid?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Flairs and a swat team :eek:

[honeykid]

Cops and bulldozers.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now all kinds of police and vehicles and chaos.

[honeykid]

Are you watching with us now, Honeykid?

Yep, if I'm at the same place you are.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Bulldozers!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, awesome, Honeykid. That would be your first time doing that.

Are you a big fan of this movie?

[honeykid]

Bulldozers. Making the homeless, homeless.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Riot police and search light:eek:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is it cause they all know the truth?

[honeykid]

Oh, awesome, Honeykid. That would be your first time doing that.

Are you a big fan of this movie?
Yeah, I love this thing.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Roddy Piper looking tough.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cops beating the crap out of the priest.

[honeykid]

Police brutality!

[honeykid]

"C'mon in, join the party, man."

[Sexy Celebrity]

I haven't really watched this whole thing. I mainly remember the part with the sunglasses.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

One of Carpenters best films this.

[honeykid]

The place looks much neater now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Dash and Trash are Back."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, yeah, the '90s were so roaring.

[honeykid]

Roddy's about to find sunglasses and with them, THE TRUTH!!!

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Here's my chart of Carpenter films, now you know my real name. :blush:

Chart (http://letterboxd.com/sam_doyle/list/ranked-john-carpenter/)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just wonder how those sunglasses came about. Who made them, etc.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Roddy Piper has an ass that won't quit!

[honeykid]

OBEY

[honeykid]

MARRY AND REPRODUCE

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Oakley

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why couldn't it have been a jock strap that exposes the truth about the aliens?

[honeykid]

First alien is about to appear.

[honeykid]

Why couldn't it have been a jock strap that exposes the truth about the aliens?
Because then he'd need to see with his penis.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

That is an epic mullet!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, wow! MARRY AND REPRODUCE.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What if you don't speak english?

How do these signs work then?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

That's racist!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I see an Edgar Cayce book about ESP.

[honeykid]

I seem to be about a minute or so ahead of you, SC.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Woah.

Alien face buying a newspaper.

[honeykid]

What if you don't speak english?

How do these signs work then?
They're subliminal.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's fine. I'd rather be behind than ahead.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Those sunglasses look terrible even by 80's standards.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're subliminal.

So, I guess if you speak spanish and you look through the glasses, everything's in spanish?

Oh, look -- alien ladies getting their hair done.

[honeykid]

Your head looks like it fell in the cheesedip in 1957

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can see people in power being aliens, but ordinary people shopping in stores? Why are they aliens?

[honeykid]

I've got one that can see

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ha ha. The alien got the promotion, but not the normal guy.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Is this a commentary or a virtual abortion thread... stop arguing now!:D

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Shes really sexy!

[honeykid]

You look as ****** to us as we do to you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"URGH. Excuse me!" says the alien lady in the fur coat.

She's real f**kin' ugly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They all wear tattle tale watches?

[honeykid]

Cop killer!

[honeykid]

Here's the line

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Perfume on a pig - I can respect that.. lol

[honeykid]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum

[Sexy Celebrity]

He just killed a cop.

[honeykid]

And like that, he was gone.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

WWF wrestler vs 2 armed cops... no chance!:)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, I hate it when the soundtrack gets all honky tonk....

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

He's all out of bubble gum!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I am behind Honeykid.

[honeykid]

Meg Foster

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just heard the bubblegum line.

[Sexy Celebrity]

One guy just VANISHED.

[honeykid]

I'll pause it for a minute.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's a UFO thing recording him.

Roddy blows it away. "Not nice."

[Sexy Celebrity]

He should have just killed that cop. It's not like he's human.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

I'm on the scene where he just killed the flying drone and is threatening the cop in the alley.

[honeykid]

Has Meg Foster shown up yet for you guys yet?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Didn't he just get in the car with a woman who really is an alien, though you can't tell through the sunglasses?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Am I behind you guys now?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm in the car with the woman.

[honeykid]

Hairy mullet man with a watering can

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's a bearish man watching them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god, they're gay bears!

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

I'm on the scene at the womens house

[honeykid]

Nice cushions. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like her pillows.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Oh my god, they're gay bears!

You can't talk with that hat.

[honeykid]

Look lady we're in trouble

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

She has amazing eyes

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's an alien, right?

I remember the ending -- she's got the gun on him, trying to make him not destroy the signal.

[honeykid]

She has amazing eyes
I know. I love Meg Foster.
She's an alien, right?
She's not an alien.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is she the alien leader or something? Is that why you can't see her alien face through the sunglasses?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Pipers Hair looks better than hers

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's NOT an alien? Then why does she turn against him?

Does she support the aliens? Do they change her later on into an alien?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are they even aliens?!?!?

[honeykid]

She's with them.

She was the original Cagney in Cagney & Lacey.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sorry if I'm asking too many questions, but this is movie "commentary."

Why are all the ladies of the '80s named Holly? Like in Die Hard.

[honeykid]

Smash!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Dayummmmmmmm.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why is she with them? Is she an ambassador or something?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Houses on stilts - only in America.:)

[honeykid]

Why is she with them? Is she an ambassador or something?
She's ambitious. She gets money, fame and power.

[honeykid]

Back to walking the streets

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's ambitious. She gets money, fame and power.

I get it. She's like that famous woman on the television we saw earlier.

You scratch our back, we'll scratch your back.

[honeykid]

That hat barely sits on his head. :D

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

" How does this mother****er wake up after thousands of years in ice!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god, people, could this be the world we're living in?

Honeykid, what do you look like behind sunglasses?

[honeykid]

Got his glasses back. Epically long fight coming up.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Very clean garbage truck ... just cardboard no liquids..

[honeykid]

Put them on!

[Sexy Celebrity]

He was that successful at finding a pair of sunglasses?

[honeykid]

Here we go. Put on these glasses or start eating that trash can.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That was quite a punch to the face.

POW!

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Best street fight in the history of cinema.

[honeykid]

Headbutt city

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hey, is this the same black guy (sorry for calling him "black guy" but I don't know his name) who was in Men at Work?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Well, your involved now!

[Sexy Celebrity]

And if so, why is this guy always associated with garbage trucks?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Put on the god dam glasses!

[Sexy Celebrity]

This scene was only put in because Roddy is a wrestler.

He is a wrestler, isn't he?

[honeykid]

Hey, is this the same black guy (sorry for calling him "black guy" but I don't know his name) who was in Men at Work?
Yes, it's Keith David

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is like a really good sex scene.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have GOT to get the Blu-ray of this.

[honeykid]

I love the bit where Piper laughs and then gets slammed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm aroused by this. This is like a love scene.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

This is like a really good sex scene.

Finally coming out of the closet are we..?:D

[honeykid]

Look! Look at them! They're everywhere!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Finally coming out of the closet are we..?:D

Have you seriously not realized yet that I already AM out of the closet?

[honeykid]

Life's a bitch and she's back in heat

[Sexy Celebrity]

He shouldn't have put those on -- now he looks like Stevie Wonder.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Nice hotel..

[honeykid]

He shouldn't have put those on -- now he looks like Stevie Wonder.
Except that he can see even more than he could before. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Who wants to see these homeless people?! Show Keith David the alien people!

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Have you seriously not realized yet that I already AM out of the closet?

That's great, wanna go out for dinner sometime..

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's great, wanna go out for dinner sometime..

Yes.

Seriously -- you just now realized this?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Roddy's taking off the shirt again.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

God I love you!:kiss:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm gonna get a Keith David avatar next. He's badass.

[Sexy Celebrity]

God I love you!:kiss:

I love you, too! :kiss:

Let's do it here. Let's get it on - right here during the They Live commentary! With Honeykid serving as our local voyeur.

[honeykid]

I ain't daddy's little boy no more.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Roddy Piper drunk of 2 cans of weak American lager. - :eek: and he calls himself a scotsman.

[honeykid]

The underground have arrived

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why would you have meetings when something like this is going on?!

Who would have time for MEETINGS?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like this guy's beard.

[honeykid]

It's all a conspiracy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now they have contacts?

I would keep the sunglasses, still. I would NOT let that lady take them. Trust no bitch.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

What the hell is that diagram on the black board about in the background..?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Isn't Keith David worried at all about his family???

[honeykid]

Meg's back

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Fake Rolex watches have transporters in them.

[honeykid]

Isn't Keith David worried at all about his family???
Yeah, but not enough to interrupt the film. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't see Meg Ryan.

[honeykid]

IT'S A TRAP! :D

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

If she isn't alien, her eyes are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ah, there she is.

The bitch. She's a mole.

[honeykid]

Splat!

[Sexy Celebrity]

If she isn't alien, her eyes are.

Yeah, exactly. She looks evil.

[honeykid]

This'd make a great videogame.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He should know IMMEDIATELY that she's evil, though!

If she was really a good person, she would NOT have pushed him out her window because she would know what he was talking about.

Right here, we should know she's evil.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Classic black uniform, pink back-lit homoerotic slaughter!

[honeykid]

John Carpenter likes red flares, doesn't he?

[honeykid]

And they're in the tunnel

[honeykid]

Operation Steelfist.:D Always makes me laugh.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wow. They just transported.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's that annoying honky tonk music again.....

[Sexy Celebrity]

They shouldn't just walk into a full room like that!

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

They don't stand out in that room.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh come on! Nobody would be that stupid and immediately assume those guys were with them. Would they?!

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

What they don't know is that they are transporting to the Klingon home world.

[honeykid]

Not by the hairs on his chinny-chin-chin.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Where did Honeykid go? Did he transport?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, there you are.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Why would he trust Holly now? Knowing she works there..

[honeykid]

Authorised :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

He shouldn't trust Holly at all. She showed up at the meeting -- she knows about the aliens -- she's supposed to be against them -- yet when Roddy came to her and told her about the aliens and needed help, SHE THROWS HIM OUT THE WINDOW!

I mean, HELLO?! It's OBVIOUS that she's not on his side.

[honeykid]

There ain't no countries anymore. No more good guys, they're running the planet now.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Epic 80's machine gun action + dry ice doors.

[honeykid]

Here we go.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They have those machines seen in Ghostbusters.....

[honeykid]

Lady with a coffee pot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love the closeups of the machine gun tips blasting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

HATE that damn honky tonk music on the soundtrack.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You people.... why the HELL would you trust HOLLY?!

Now she's done killed Keith David. Now his family life is destroyed.

[honeykid]

There she is

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

All that fuss over sat dish that can only pick up the food channel and QVC..

[honeykid]

I'm clear. Are you?

[honeykid]

And the truth is revealed.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

If seems quicker when you're commentating. Great film.:)

[honeykid]

Finger

[Sexy Celebrity]

If seems quicker when you're commentating. Great film.:)

It really does. A three hour movie can feel like it's speeding by.

[honeykid]

Hey, what's wrong baby?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, what do I rate this....

3

It could have been better in my opinion.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Finger


In what context?

[honeykid]

Ah, I love that film.

5

[honeykid]

In what context?

As Piper's dying he gives them the finger.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Seriously -- WHY did he trust Holly?!

[honeykid]

I know. She didn't even blow him. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not many characters in that movie, really. Feels like a small little movie. But lots of action and badass moments.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

How about do a Carpenter marathon? The Thing, next?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thanks for watching They Live with me, guys.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How about do a Carpenter marathon? The Thing, next?

Right now?

[honeykid]

I would, but I'm going to watch MotD now. It's been fun, though. I'll definitely do it again. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

MotD?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Right now?

No, I mean a film every couple of days, to give people chance to get the film. We could watch the whole Carpenter collection in 2 weeks.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, I mean a film every couple of days, to give people chance to get the film. We could watch the whole Carpenter collection in 2 weeks.

Uhh... maybe.

God, I'll be at 1,000,000 posts eventually.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't even know if I'll be a member here for much longer. Tacitus wants to ban me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tacitus is one of the They Live people.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

I don't even know if I'll be a member here for much longer. Tacitus wants to ban me.

He can't ban you, I wont let him.:bawling:

[rauldc14]

I'm ready for a commentary SC. Get on here

[honeykid]

What are you doing a commentary of? Death Race 2000?

[rauldc14]

What are you doing a commentary of? Death Race 2000?

I would have loved to. I just finished the film though. That would have been an entertaining commentary.

[honeykid]

I had Death Race 2000 on the list I gave to SC for commentaries, as I thought it'd be about perfect.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What do you want to watch?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am thinking about coming in here tonight to do commentary during the Golden Globes once they start.

[rauldc14]

I am thinking about coming in here tonight to do commentary during the Golden Globes once they start.

I'll probably sneak in for a bit at least.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's fine. Come in and sneak.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=12482&stc=1&d=1389573296
The 71st Annual
Golden Globe Awards
for 2014

You may start talking now.

[Mmmm Donuts]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.............................:)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder if this would have been better as its own separate thread, but who knows who's gonna watch and talk during it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have gone mad. What am I doing increasing everybody's post counts with these commentaries?

[Mmmm Donuts]

Sadly, my mom is recording it and won't be watching live (she hates long commercials), and my dad has control of the tv right now. If you guys could give live updates on whatever, that would be cool.

[Miss Vicky]

Arrivals special. They just showed Orlando Bloom a moment ago. HATE.

On commercials now. Preview for Winter's Tale, which I will have to see.

[rauldc14]

Winter's Tale doesn't look good to me.

[rauldc14]

If Cate Blanchett wins for Blue Jasmine tonight, she will indeed win the Oscar as well.