Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[The Gunslinger45]

more stock footage!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ian Ziering to the rescue!

[The Gunslinger45]

Were the kids just comforted by Harry Knowles?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at the way he swings.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Were the kids just comforted by Harry Knowls?

That is what I thought.

I don't think it's him, though?

[Miss Vicky]

Most of the sharks they're showing aren't really all that dangerous. They might bite you, but they're highly unlikely to cause fatal injury. People keep black tip reef sharks as pets.

[The Gunslinger45]

I have actually repeled from a helicopter. Lots of fun!

[The Gunslinger45]

That is what I thought.

I don't think it's him, though?

No, but it was a fat hairy guy so I say a joke

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, but it was a fat hairy guy so I say a joke

Help me find a rape joke in this somewhere.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He must be gay. He's from Wyoming.

[The Gunslinger45]

This guy has worse priorities the the entire cast of Dr Strangelove!

[The Gunslinger45]

Help me find a rape joke in this somewhere.

k

[Sexy Celebrity]

We're now halfway through.

[Miss Vicky]

I hate sharks. I'm from Wyoming!

I moved down here to be an actor!

And ended up in SHARKNADO.

[The Gunslinger45]

quit crying fatty!

[Sexy Celebrity]

That shark wants a nibble of Ian Ziering's ass.

[Miss Vicky]

the rope is fraying

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh **** these sharks must be from South Africa cuz they catch serious air!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why do you guys like disaster movies with monsters so much? Like Rodent and his Tremors.

[The Gunslinger45]

Tara Reid jealous!

[The Gunslinger45]

Why do you guys like disaster movies with monsters so much? Like Rodent and his Tremors.

Hey I love that movie too!

[Miss Vicky]

parts of the hollywood sign and other debris are flying at them now

[Sexy Celebrity]

The fat guy went all metal.

[The Gunslinger45]

Attack of the Hollywood sign!

[Miss Vicky]

My mom always told me Hollywood would kill me.

splat

[Sexy Celebrity]

Attack of the Hollywood sign!

"Hollywooooood! Hollywood! Come and get me, Hollywood!"

I had hoped Mannequin would be on Netflix.

[The Gunslinger45]

And here come water spouts!

[Miss Vicky]

sharknados

[Sexy Celebrity]

Shark on the roof of the car.

[Miss Vicky]

shark on the roof. Biting through it. kill it.

[The Gunslinger45]

oh bullsh!t!

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is exhausting.

[Miss Vicky]

half the shark's head just got blown off.

bloody hell.

[The Gunslinger45]

I don't know how many times I can say these effects suck!

And the car blows up for NO REASON!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did Tara Reid just pick up a home pregnancy test?

[Miss Vicky]

the storm is not over.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bearded conspiracy theorist.

[Miss Vicky]

Apocalypse my ass. It's the government.

It's sharkpocalypse.

[The Gunslinger45]

sharks and tornadoes predate the apocalypse? And fat clerk blames the government.

[Miss Vicky]

chicks dig scars, right?

[The Gunslinger45]

So they find movie cars for rent and they choose a hummer? I WANTED THE ROAD WARRIOR'S CAR!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would have turned this off by now if I was watching alone.

[Miss Vicky]

Now the police are after them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was actually more in the mood for a Paris Hilton movie. I guess Tara Reid is acceptable.

[The Gunslinger45]

why are the cops doing a road block in the middle of a SHARKNADO?!?!?!?

[Miss Vicky]

Hold onto your panties, ladies.

[The Gunslinger45]

who puts nitrous in a hummer?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hold onto your panties, ladies.

Mine would be off. Ian Ziering and all.

[Miss Vicky]

sharknado is approaching.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was thinking earlier that they should fly in a helicopter.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh look the sharknado is back!

[Miss Vicky]

Mine would be off. Ian Ziering and all.

Mine would stay on. He's not hot.

[The Gunslinger45]

Only a half hour left

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mine would stay on. He's not hot.

He's got a nice ass, though. I saw it in a Russell Crowe movie, in fact. You might have it.

[Miss Vicky]

I would have turned this off by now if I was watching alone.
I never would have turned it on.

[The Gunslinger45]

Don't reference the wizard of oz in this movie!

[Miss Vicky]

He's got a nice ass, though. I saw it in a Russell Crowe movie, in fact. You might have it.
I have most of them.

[The Gunslinger45]

I never would have turned it on.

I was gonna watch it regardless. :shrug:

[Miss Vicky]

Don't reference the wizard of oz in this movie!
It's the Wizard of Sharks.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have most of them.

No Way Back.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh what the hell? Random bitch gets sucked up into the storm!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was gonna watch it regardless. :shrug:

I ain't complainin'.

[The Gunslinger45]

It's the Wizard of Sharks.

I'll get you my pretty and you little dog too!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am, however, yawning.

[Miss Vicky]

There are THREE sharknadoes.

[The Gunslinger45]

I admit this is crap, and not in a good way.

[Miss Vicky]

No Way Back.
I have that. I don't think I've ever actually watched it, though.

[The Gunslinger45]

POINT THE SHOTGUN IN A SAFE DIRECTIO YOU DUMB C**T! I swear to God the bitch gonna shoot someone on accident like in Feast 2

[Miss Vicky]

they're gonna get in the chopper and throw bombs into the sharknado.

[The Gunslinger45]

Tara Reid can fix chainsaws and blow up sharks and tornadoes with bombs? Willing suspension of disbelief has just been broken...

[Miss Vicky]

Hero boy Finley's boy wants to be a hero.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do they seriously need to even have this stupid subplot with the family?

[The Gunslinger45]

Tara Reid: No it is too dangerous....

TRY SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

[The Gunslinger45]

Do they seriously need to even have this stupid subplot with the family?

Got to force Tara Reid in somehow. She is essential.

[Miss Vicky]

Tara Reid can fix chainsaws and blow up sharks and tornadoes with bombs? Willing suspension of disbelief has just been broken...


Mine was broken by the word Sharknado.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A slide made THAT kind of a scar??

[Miss Vicky]

He came for her first, try to remember that.

I think Sexy would like Ian to come for him first too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He came for her first, try to remember that.

I think Sexy would like Ian to come for him first too.

I am ready for the Ianado.

[Miss Vicky]

Nova is gonna fall for Finley's boy now. Ho.

[The Gunslinger45]

Mine was broken by the word Sharknado.

And the title is the best part of the movie. Read the box cover and then move on.

[The Gunslinger45]

Do we really need to try and add character to the bar maid?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yawn.

[Miss Vicky]

Nova has a tragic history involving sharks.

BOO. HOO.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They took her grandfather.

[The Gunslinger45]

I am ready for the Ianado.

Or the Iancopter where he spins his penis around like a copter blade

[The Gunslinger45]

Now I really hate sharks too.

RUINED A SEMI TOUCHING SCENE!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or the Iancopter where he spins his penis around like a copter blade

My landing strip is open.

[Miss Vicky]

Or the Iancopter where he spins his penis around like a copter blade
That's a mental image I didn't need.

[The Gunslinger45]

I usually don't say ***** like this but Tara Reid's age is really showing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's a mental image I didn't need.

I needed it.

[The Gunslinger45]

Needs more Ride of the Valkyries

[Miss Vicky]

We're gonna need a bigger chopper.

[The Gunslinger45]

WHAT THE HELL! Shoots the shark out of the air with a pistol!

[The Gunslinger45]

HA! The spikes on the Hummer are rubber!

[Miss Vicky]

first sharknado bombed.

[The Gunslinger45]

If only they had propane tanks in Twister they could have stopped that F-5

[Sexy Celebrity]

Chainsaw!

[Miss Vicky]

Dramatic chainsaw action.

[The Gunslinger45]

It is raining sharks!

[Miss Vicky]

Dude got hit with a shark.

[The Gunslinger45]

Cutting sharks in half with chainsaws! WTF!

[Sexy Celebrity]

It is raining sharks!

Hallelujah!

[The Gunslinger45]

Sharks seem to have a weakness to 9mm

[The Gunslinger45]

there is not a lot of wind in certain shots during a sharknado

[Miss Vicky]

It is raining sharks!
and they're mindlessly trying to eat people. Because that's what FISH do when they're out of water. They think, gee I could use some food right now. Not, I can't breathe and I'm gonna die.

[The Gunslinger45]

WHY THE HELL ARE THERE STILL OLD PEOPLE IN THE DAMN POOL! Works old folks home ever!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, the sharks don't know when they'll get to eat again.

[Miss Vicky]

Electrocuted sharks.

[Miss Vicky]

Why would the guy be spouting blood out of his mouth if the shark is attacking his leg?

[The Gunslinger45]

HA! Hammerhead fell on him!

[The Gunslinger45]

Sharks going for old folks.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Explosion in the old people's pool.

[Miss Vicky]

I can't run, I can't even walk

[The Gunslinger45]

Just leave the sharks in the pool, the chlorine will kill them

[Sexy Celebrity]

Run, Blanche Devereaux, Run!

[Miss Vicky]

Roasted shark, anybody?

[The Gunslinger45]

Water is very flammable it seems.

[Miss Vicky]

Just leave the sharks in the pool, the chlorine will kill them

Even without chlorine, freshwater will kill them.

[The Gunslinger45]

Backdraft!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did that female pilot just die?

[Miss Vicky]

Die already! Why won't you die!

Because it's CG. Really sh*tty CG

[The Gunslinger45]

shark ate a bitch in mid air!

[Sexy Celebrity]

shark ate a bitch in mid air!

That's the way to eat a bitch.

[The Gunslinger45]

Matt!

[The Gunslinger45]

Why is he not dead?

[Miss Vicky]

Finley's gonna finish this.

[The Gunslinger45]

Not the Chinese Theater!

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know these sharks and their Chinese.

[The Gunslinger45]

The cloudy to sunny continuity is so Ed Wood!

[Miss Vicky]

this ending is basically a twister ripoff.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god.

[The Gunslinger45]

And hundreds of sharks fall to their deaths. Who wants sushi?

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's a HELL of an ending.

[Miss Vicky]

Fin got eaten. With his chainsaw.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This chainsaw scene is the best thing of the whole movie.

[Miss Vicky]

and he cuts his way out.

Who didn't see that coming?

[The Gunslinger45]

Fin just jumped into the shark's mouth with a chainsaw, cuts himself out of it's gut and pulls the bar maid out WHO IS ALIVE!

[Sexy Celebrity]

That was hot, seeing Ian Ziering chainsaw his way out of that shark's stomach.

[Miss Vicky]

The best thing about this movie will be the end credits. Because they mean the movie is over.

[The Gunslinger45]

What a BS ending to a BS movie

[Sexy Celebrity]

That shark swallowed Ian Ziering AND a chainsaw. It has my respect.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I loved that ending!

[Miss Vicky]

Nova really hates sharks.

You know what Miss Vicky hates?

Sharknado.

[The Gunslinger45]

"I really hate sharks"

This movie was crap!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gorgeous movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

fin

[Miss Vicky]

Hell of a day.

[The Gunslinger45]

Jenny Lynn? So white trash!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I give it 3.

[Miss Vicky]

Yay for end credits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love the end credits song. Very '90s.

[Miss Vicky]

0.5-

I'll be generous and give it half a popcorn for an amusing title.

[The Gunslinger45]

And cue the credits. Gonna have to say the best part of this movie was the commentary, cuz the film is *****. And as a guy who likes cheesy B movies that says something.

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[Sexy Celebrity]

That wasn't horrible.

[The Gunslinger45]

I apologize for suggesting this movie Miss Vicky.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard (with Miss Vicky)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (with Miss Vicky)
Encino Man (with Miss Vicky and rauldc14)
Platoon (with Miss Vicky)
Creepshow 2 (with Miss Vicky)
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (with Miss Vicky)
Girls Will Be Girls (with Miss Vicky)
Saved! (with Miss Vicky)
Clay Pigeons (with Miss Vicky)
Rain Man (with rauldc14)
Party Monster (with Miss Vicky)
Walking and Talking (with Miss Vicky)
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (with Miss Vicky)
Foxy Brown (with Miss Vicky)
Sharknado (with The Gunslinger45 and Miss Vicky)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I apologize for suggesting this movie Miss Vicky.

Thanks, Gunslinger! I'm glad I watched it.

I might even buy it.

[The Gunslinger45]

It was disappointing however.

[Miss Vicky]

I apologize for suggesting this movie Miss Vicky.

No worries. It was kind of amusing. Certainly not the worst movie I've ever seen.

[The Gunslinger45]

Thanks, Gunslinger! I'm glad I watched it.

I might even buy it.

Glad you liked it. And we had fun with the commentary and revived the thread. Plus add to our posts and rep.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I could watch it again. Not as a commentary, though.

[The Gunslinger45]

No worries. It was kind of amusing. Certainly not the worst movie I've ever seen.

Yeah for me The Blair Witch Project still takes the cake there.

[Miss Vicky]

What you should be apologizing for is Ian Ziering's helicopter penis.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What you should be apologizing for is Ian Ziering's helicopter penis.

Oh, no no. Now I have something to dream about tonight.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I dream of sharks, chainsaws and Ian Ziering's penis.

[The Gunslinger45]

I will say this I still prefer our commentary on Caligula. THAT was hilarious! But this was still a lot of fun. Makes bad movies more fun to sit through. Like MST3K via the forums.

[The Gunslinger45]

What you should be apologizing for is Ian Ziering's helicopter penis.

That I will not do. ;)

[The Gunslinger45]

I dream of sharks, chainsaws and Ian Ziering's penis.

I think that will be the sequel.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, Miss Vicky and I haven't watched Caligula together, so, if you ever get a copy, Gunslinger, we could do it again.

[The Gunslinger45]

I do have a copy. Unrated of course. Let's talk her into doing it another time!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm reading now that there's going to be a Sharknado 2.

Sharknado 2: The Second One.

It will be set in New York City.

[The Gunslinger45]

Yup. It was greenlit after the movie debuted

[Mmmm Donuts]

Why were you guys talking about penises?

[The Gunslinger45]

the topic sort of came up. lol

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why were you guys talking about penises?

Penisnado.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Penisnado.

That doesn't sound healthy for anyone.

[The Gunslinger45]

Penisnado.

Sharknado: A XXX Parody

[Mmmm Donuts]

Sharknado: A XXX Parody

Google search it. I can see it happening. The porn industry is very diverse.

[Miss Vicky]

Why were you guys talking about penises?

Why are you so interested in penis talk?

[The Gunslinger45]

That doesn't sound healthy for anyone.

But it is a fantasy for the cock hungry. lol

[The Gunslinger45]

Google search it. I can see it happening. The porn industry is very diverse.

Nothing yet... thank God. No rule 34 yet

[Mmmm Donuts]

Why are you so interested in penis talk?

Why wouldn't I be? A penis is an interesting topic of discussion.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Google search it. I can see it happening. The porn industry is very diverse.

I can really see it happening. I mean, a shark swallowed Ian Ziering and his chainsaw, then Ian Ziering came out of it. It has a lot of potential.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why wouldn't I be? A penis is an interesting topic of discussion.

Your Homer avatar looks like me when I see one.

[The Gunslinger45]

I can really see it happening. I mean, a shark swallowed Ian Ziering and his chainsaw, then Ian Ziering came out of it. It has a lot of potential.

It was practically a birthing scene

[Sexy Celebrity]

It was practically a birthing scene

I thought it was erotic.

[The Gunslinger45]

Also searched for Penisnado. We are still safe from rule 34.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Also searched for Penisnado. We are still safe from rule 34.

Even Rule 34 artists stay away from bad movies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The world isn't safe from Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries thread, though.

[The Gunslinger45]

Even Rule 34 artists stay away from bad movies.

Then explain the Avatar porno

[Sexy Celebrity]

Then explain the Avatar porno

Any with Sigourney Weaver?

[The Gunslinger45]

Any with Sigourney Weaver?

I do not know.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Any with Sigourney Weaver?

Probably. SHe gives birth to a penis.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Would they do her in Snow Cake where she plays the autistic woman?

[Mmmm Donuts]

Would they do her in Snow Cake where she plays the autistic woman?

They could, but that would just be degrading to mankind.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What about Whoopi?

[The Gunslinger45]

What about Whoopi?

I am sure there is a market for a Sister Act porn parody. Just market it like nunsploitation.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am sure there is a market for a Sister Act porn parody.

Well, everyone loves nuns!

[The Gunslinger45]

Well, everyone loves nuns!

But not everyone likes them like that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But not everyone likes them like that.

Jesus does.

[The Gunslinger45]

Jesus does.

I don't care what your gardener likes!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't care what your gardener likes!

My gardener helps me grow a special kind of flower that I place... well, you'll see one day what I mean.....

[Mmmm Donuts]

The more innocent something it is, the more likely it will turn into a porn skit.

[The Gunslinger45]

My gardener helps me grow a special kind of flower that I place... well, you'll see one day what I mean.....

hehe BULLSH!T!

[Mmmm Donuts]

My gardener helps me grow a special kind of flower that I place... well, you'll see one day what I mean.....

That scares me.

[The Gunslinger45]

The more innocent something it is, the more likely it will turn into a porn skit.

Yeah like that time I saw Pikachu shag Jigglypuff.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I bought Sharknado.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And now I'm wishing I hadn't. The piece of crap Blu-ray is giving me problems.

[StickyShoes]

I only have a couple blueray discs. What kind of problems do they usually present? I can only think of region errors.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Problem turned out not to be the Blu-ray and now everything's working fine. Thank God.

[Mmmm Donuts]

I bought Sharknado.

Could you please explain why you did this, without sounding like a crazy person?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Could you please explain why you did this, without sounding like a crazy person?

It was cheap - came with both Blu-ray and DVD - I liked it - it has Ian Ziering and a chainsaw - and now I can watch it in high definition instead of bad streaming quality video.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I also got The Road Warrior on Blu-ray, so it's Gunslinger45 Double Feature.

[The Gunslinger45]

I also got The Road Warrior on Blu-ray, so it's Gunslinger45 Double Feature.

One of my all time favs!

[honeykid]

California's never had a hurricane?
Surely they'd have a cyclone, technically.
A bar has been destroyed. An Irishman is crying somewhere
Wrong. All Irishmen are crying everywhere. :D
And now is the time NOT to shoot sharks? Twits deserve to die.
+ rep from an Englishman for good use of the word "twits"
more stock footage!
I know. I said that every time it appeared and, having now watched it, you can see that was quite a few times.
I admit this is crap, and not in a good way.
Yup, I'm with you there, too, though I think I liked it more than you did.
Fin just jumped into the shark's mouth with a chainsaw, cuts himself out of it's gut and pulls the bar maid out WHO IS ALIVE!
That was the worst part of the film for me. The one thing the film did which surprised me and they undid it. :(
Why were you guys talking about penises?
Because SC was part of the conversation. It's just what happens.
Your Homer avatar looks like me when I see one.
This made me lol. :D

I wish I'd been a part of this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The woman being inside that shark with Ian Ziering and still being alive was ridiculous. I just rewatched that part.

But I mean... it's a movie about a tornado with flying sharks. Richard Simmons could have come out of that shark's stomach and it still would have made sense.

[The Gunslinger45]

Yeah but it was still a lot of fun doing the commentary. Needed less Tara Reid though...

[The Gunslinger45]

Tonights commentary is a lesser known "Christmas" classic.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=12166&stc=1&d=1387937319

With
The Gunslinger45

In just a minute -- waiting on coffee to finish brewing.

[The Gunslinger45]

And me to refill my milk. Sadly with no cookies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, got my coffee, got my big new blue blanket that I got for Christmas, got my Gunslinger, got my computer, got my movie ready.

[Mmmm Donuts]

This will be an epic read lol

[The Gunslinger45]

Got a glass of milk and a poncho liner. Currently paused on the Warner Brothers logo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tell me if my Max Headroom Christmas avatar is too irritating to chat with. I'll change it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay - unpause.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, look at that -- Christmas music. "Jingle Bell Rock." This really is a Christmas movie.

[The Gunslinger45]

Warner Brothers presents... Mel Gibson! Before the scandals.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Such a pretty opening credits shot of the title, all blue.

[The Gunslinger45]

And Gary Busey!

[The Gunslinger45]

Los Angeles. City of Angels. Hollywood. Hell hole.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, confession -- I've actually never finished this movie before. So this will be the first time I've done that.

[The Gunslinger45]

Never noticed until now that Eric Clapton did the music.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This blonde bimbo is naked.

[The Gunslinger45]

Okay, confession -- I've actually never finished this movie before. So this will be the first time I've done that.

This is an honor!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's doing her cocaine. Up the nostrils.

[The Gunslinger45]

Boobies!

[The Gunslinger45]

Stupid bimbo. People only fly in that OTHER Richard Donner movie!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's more brave than anyone else on Jackass.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Danny Glover in a bathtub.

[The Gunslinger45]

Enter Danny Glover in the tub.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A bathtub with a mirror next to it.

[The Gunslinger45]

Odd place to do a birthday celebration.

[The Gunslinger45]

Must be a California thing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, here comes my favorite part -- Mel Gibson walking across his trailer butt naked.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This beach looks right out of Mad Max.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And he's smoking a cigarette, too.

[The Gunslinger45]

Cut to a hung over naked Mel Gibson.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is one of those scenes that confirmed my sexuality when I was a kid because although I never saw all of this movie, I knew this scene.

[The Gunslinger45]

Hops for breakfast! Classy!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I couldn't focus on it very well just now 'cause I'm typing, but there's always later.