Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Miss Vicky]

I don't know about weeks, but we'll see.
I feel like I'm not myself with this avatar. It's been ages since I was sans Joaquin.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Try something new! I love it!

[Daniel M]

I missed Die Hard? Too bad, I need to get back into the commentary mood :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

Take mine.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright, Miss Vicky, if you want, Encino Man tonight. But first, a short wait.

[rauldc14]

Do something else, so I can join in!

[Miss Vicky]

I'm up for Encino Man. Great comedy. Plus that was back when Brendan Fraser was still hot.

I'll need a few minutes before I can watch anyway, I've just started eating dinner.

[rauldc14]

Fine then. I'll watch Eyes Wide Shut by myself

[Sexy Celebrity]

What did you want to watch, Raul?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh hell no, I'm not watching no Eyes Wide Shut tonight.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would be up for something else if Miss Vicky wants to.

[rauldc14]

Oh hell no, I'm not watching no Eyes Wide Shut tonight.

I've never seen it. Ah, hell maybe tomorrow or Sunday night we can do a commentary.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I DID want to rewatch Eyes Wide Shut, though. I've got a Blu-ray of it I've never watched.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm okay with doing something else (but we'll still have to do Encino Man at some point. I really think you'll love it). But not Eyes Wide Shut.

Kubrick is not my cup of tea.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Kubrick, but that's not one of my favorites.

1. Tom Cruise
2. It's LONNNNNNNNNNNG. And boring.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We can do Spider-Man 2 tomorrow night. Sure.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm responding to a private comment.

[rauldc14]

Up would be fun in the future. Or wizard of oz

[Miss Vicky]

I'd be game for Up.
Oz not so much.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would rather do Oz.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm done with dinner now. So let's decide what we're watching.

[rauldc14]

I'm in for oz or up. I can suspend eyes wide shut

[Miss Vicky]

Oz, musicals, yuck.

I don't know if I even have access to Wizard of Oz. Is it on Netflix streaming or Amazon Prime Free Streaming?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Raul, what can you watch that you would want to watch?

[Sexy Celebrity]

If I don't have it, I will find it somewhere and stream it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess those are the only films he felt like watching.

[Hit Girl]

Yay for Sexy Celebrity's new avatar!

[Miss Vicky]

I guess so.

ETA - Side note, I'm at over 1,500 posts for the month.

[Sexy Celebrity]

If anyone else wants to watch a movie with us, speak now or it's Encino Man.

[Cobpyth]

Seriously, if you're watching Eyes Wide Shut for the first time, don't do it with a commentary.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Seriously, if you're watching Eyes Wide Shut for the first time, don't do it with a commentary.

Yeah, 'cause the only thing you'll be typing is "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............."

[Cobpyth]

Yeah, 'cause the only thing you'll be typing is "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............."

Exactly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miss Vicky, we are a lock for Encino Man. I just need to get my lime drink, here I make.

[Miss Vicky]

Okay. I'll get my player ready.
I really hope you love it.

[rauldc14]

I couldn't do a long film tonight. That's why I said those two.

[Miss Vicky]

Encino Man is on YouTube. Watch with us, Raul.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You wanna stream Encino Man? That's what I'm doing. It's under 90 minutes. I'll give you the link.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, it's on Youtube... that might be better.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm at the main menu.

[Miss Vicky]

Link and Stoney (the rats) are squeaking at the moment. Maybe they wanna do commentary too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I am doing the Youtube link.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Youtube has A LOT of movies now. More than I remember being on there before.

[Miss Vicky]

Is raul gonna join us?

[rauldc14]

Tell me when then

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright. I'm ready. Hope you are. Press play.

[rauldc14]

I'm having troubles loading it on youtube

[Miss Vicky]

Play pressed

[Miss Vicky]

am I pausing for raul? it's just credits atm.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright, I paused.

[rauldc14]

Interesting score for starters

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are you fine now?

[Miss Vicky]

Now frozen wasteland. Ice age.
caveman enters cave, greets cavewoman.

[rauldc14]

I started. A man is climbing in the bitter cold

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't like the opening credits. Looks like a TV movie.

[Miss Vicky]

earthquake in encino!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Have you seen this Raul? I haven't.

[Miss Vicky]

I want an icee.

[rauldc14]

Those people are going to freeze there ass off if they don't get a fire going!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Never see much of Brendan Fraser anymore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love Sean Astin.

[Miss Vicky]

Reality used to be a friend of mine...

good nineties tune.

[Miss Vicky]

Enter Pauly

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh the song I love -- god what is it called... I'm not sure if it's the same song, but it kinda sounds like it.

Set Adrift on Memory Bliss.

[rauldc14]

I haven't. A fat man wakes up screaming

[Miss Vicky]

get into it. we're lo-sers.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They are brothers???

[Miss Vicky]

Sean's gonna graduate a legend.

[Miss Vicky]

Not brothers. Just friends.

[Miss Vicky]

Pauly is being Pauly Ow ow ow.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Encino's like, SO BITCHIN'.

[Miss Vicky]

Let's get let's get let's get let's get rocked.

[rauldc14]

Should have kept going with eyes wide shut...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do what you want, Raul.

[Miss Vicky]

Dude, he's checkin' her cheeks

[rauldc14]

I get the feeling he may be prom king

[Miss Vicky]

Time for a lesson on Cro-Magnon man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love Pauly's outfit.

[Miss Vicky]

i'm seeing this with two virgins?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sean Astin has a nice ass.

[rauldc14]

I'm a Stoney crusty dude

[Miss Vicky]

That dude is Dom Deluise's kid.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Raul, I held my gay tongue for you with ID4. I will not with this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The teacher?

[Miss Vicky]

Just wait till you see Brendan's ass in a loin cloth, Sexy.

[rauldc14]

That girl in blue does

[Miss Vicky]

The teacher?

Robin's boyfriend.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe, but Sean Astin is more my type.

[Miss Vicky]

Prehistoric artifacts for 500, Alex.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I Love Pauly Shore.

[rauldc14]

This is a 90s movie right?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wanna go to a Prehistoric Tupperware Party. I wanna have one.

[Miss Vicky]

Stone? There's a guy buried in my pool.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, it's 1992.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was a 2nd/3rd grader when this came out.

[Miss Vicky]

This is a 90s movie right?

yes

[Sexy Celebrity]

So was Pauly Shore.

[rauldc14]

Is that guy Sam from lotr?

[Miss Vicky]

this could mean fame, or money, or popularity

[Miss Vicky]

Sean Astin was in LOTR, yes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes, that's him.

[rauldc14]

Don't you ever watch jeopardy? I'm a bit behind

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh my god, he's licking that thing.

[Miss Vicky]

He's still in here.

No kidding, Dave. He's an ice cube.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is probably crazy as Hell if you're high.

[Miss Vicky]

"I just don't think I'm ready to handle... a caveman."

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm a bit behind Vicky.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That thing probably would have melted already underground....

[rauldc14]

A Caveman!

[Miss Vicky]

Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire.

[Miss Vicky]

Eat me.

[Miss Vicky]

It's alive!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

A humiliation scene. Kinda hot.

[rauldc14]

This better at least be better than cemetery man

[Miss Vicky]

Brendan Fraser is so freaking hot in this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's so bronze.

[Miss Vicky]

I don't know what cemetary man is.

[rauldc14]

"There's its pits, bro."

[Miss Vicky]

Fraser ASS.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Damn, that is a nice ass in that loincloth.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wouldn't mind that it's thousands of years old.

[Miss Vicky]

Scary garbage truck. AAH AH AHH

[Miss Vicky]

Terminator.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh... I was like, why is the garbage truck making elephant sounds?

[rauldc14]

Is he also the swimming coach in click?

[Miss Vicky]

ooh... dance.

go Brendan go

[Miss Vicky]

He melted.

come on, I'll go buy you some ho hos.

[Miss Vicky]

Ass.

[Miss Vicky]

Uh, we're from Encino. It's a pleasure to make your acquiantence.

And we hope you don't gnaw on our beaks.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm surprised Caveman isn't trying to kill them.

[rauldc14]

I just saw the asscloth.

[Miss Vicky]

Aaahhh...

Uh?

Fire.

Flame-age

[Sexy Celebrity]

Flammage.

[LP Quagmire]

I'm up for Encino Man. Great comedy.



If ENCINO MAN is your idea of a great comedy, you've never seen a great comedy.

[Miss Vicky]

Cool, buddy. He is so greasy.

[rauldc14]

Way to scare the mailman

[Miss Vicky]

I'm a unique weasel, david.

[Miss Vicky]

Brendan's Too Sexy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm Too Sexy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It passes my test for '90sness.

[Miss Vicky]

If ENCINO MAN is your idea of a great comedy, you've never seen a great comedy.

Shoosh!

[rauldc14]

At least Arnold made an appearance

[Miss Vicky]

You wanna see your mug, bro? check it.

[Miss Vicky]

Ba-Uff.

[Miss Vicky]

We've got the missing link standing in my bedroom.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd rather be called Axel.

[rauldc14]

Of course he melted

[Miss Vicky]

No no, I'm Dave. You are?

Buff.

[rauldc14]

I prefer seeing Nicole Kidman instead of as cloth man, but I'll keep going.

[Miss Vicky]

Follow the weasel, Linkage.

[Sexy Celebrity]

My kitchen!

[planet news]

http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/Robin_Steinberger/bth_vomit-boy01-vomit-puke-sick-smiley-emoticon-000652-large.gif

[Miss Vicky]

Meet your new family.

Link-avich. Chimofsky.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/Robin_Steinberger/bth_vomit-boy01-vomit-puke-sick-smiley-emoticon-000652-large.gif

Please go away. I don't wanna catch your disease.

[Miss Vicky]

http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd461/Robin_Steinberger/bth_vomit-boy01-vomit-puke-sick-smiley-emoticon-000652-large.gif


Eat me.

[rauldc14]

Phone rings. Insanity ensues

[Miss Vicky]

He came all the way from Estonia.

[planet news]

Eat me.you're looking at the result ;)

[Miss Vicky]

He's not attacking the dog. He's bonding.

As if.

[Miss Vicky]

Love the cow pajamas.

[Miss Vicky]

Betty. Gonzagas.

[Miss Vicky]

Tomorrow, I'm gonna take you somewhere special.

Taco Bell

[Miss Vicky]

Who is the guy with the dork squad?

[rauldc14]

I'm too sexy is playing. That is so 90s. I must be a good ten minutes behind.

[Miss Vicky]

We found him. We can do whatever we want with him.

I know of a few things I'd like to do with him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've seen Mrs. Mackey in other stuff, but can't recall where.

[Miss Vicky]

Is this dude totally fundamental or what?

[Miss Vicky]

Designing crusty mops for the rich and the famous, little one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate the way these high school girls dress.

[Miss Vicky]

love the cave art penis.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And style their hair.

[Miss Vicky]

Jive. Yeah. You do?

[rauldc14]

They'll call him link. Let me catch up.

[Miss Vicky]

And style their hair.

It was the nineties.

[Miss Vicky]

They'll call him link. Let me catch up.
You want us to pause? They're in spanish class.
the cheese is old and moldy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I never had headphones for my foreign language classes.

[Miss Vicky]

Am paused at curly haired chick telling Link he's cute.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jackie Stallone shops in 99 cent stores in California. She might be there.

[rauldc14]

Thanks for pausing

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay....

[Miss Vicky]

Where are you at, Raul?

[rauldc14]

His mom went in the kitchen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have to say - so far, this doesn't seem like that great of a movie. I'm only liking these actors.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I liked Bio-Dome more than this. I think I even like In The Army Now more....

[Miss Vicky]

I have to say - so far, this doesn't seem like that great of a movie. I'm only liking these actors.

:(

[rauldc14]

Linkovich chomavsky

[LP Quagmire]

Shoosh!

It's true, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at them in the 99 cent store, standing in front of the "Employees Only" door.

[Miss Vicky]

It's true, though.

I define great comedy as a movie that can make me laugh every time I watch it. This fits the bill for me.

[rauldc14]

Why is he attacking the dog?

[rauldc14]

I'm finally at flaming cow pajamas

[LP Quagmire]

I have to say - so far, this doesn't seem like that great of a movie.

How disappointing. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm still on pause...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Still on pause........

[Miss Vicky]

still paused also

[LP Quagmire]

I define great comedy as a movie that can make me laugh every time I watch it.

You must have seen SILENCE OF THE LAMBS a million times! :D

[rauldc14]

That handstand flip was ludicruous

[Sexy Celebrity]

I haven't laughed at this movie yet.

I've been amused, but right now, it's sitting at 2 or 2.5.

[Miss Vicky]

You must have seen SILENCE OF THE LAMBS a million times! :D

:indifferent:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hurry before I turn into a block of ice.

[rauldc14]

Finally in Spanish class...damn youtube

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why did I make this thread........

[Miss Vicky]

I'm unpausing

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, here too.

[Miss Vicky]

Hey senorita, that hurt my lobes

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want those Sweet Tarts.

[Miss Vicky]

You're pobably used to eating twigs, right?

[Miss Vicky]

I want milk duds. and corn nuts. put 'em on a pedastal, bro.

[Miss Vicky]

Weeze the juice!

[rauldc14]

Hey señorita that hurt my lobes!

[Sexy Celebrity]

The cashiers make me kinda laugh. THE CASHIERS.

[rauldc14]

That gas attendant looks familiar

[Sexy Celebrity]

For some reason, the bald cashier reminded me of Hans Gruber.

[Miss Vicky]

I'll Be Back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, God, I hate roller coasters....

Awesome to watch other people ride them, but I never could.

[Miss Vicky]

I want to ride that coaster.

[Miss Vicky]

I love roller coasters.

[Miss Vicky]

I want to go to Six Flags now.

[Miss Vicky]

I love this scene. They're like divorced parents.

[Miss Vicky]

Link and I had a stoney time at the mountain.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why does Pauly Shore want that young girl?

[rauldc14]

Sam is I the shire waiting

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually, mentally, she's probably older than him.

[Miss Vicky]

He's tracking a fly.

[Miss Vicky]

Meat group!

[Miss Vicky]

Fun fact: That's cookie crisps cereal he and the dog are eating.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The thing is, I can totally understand why Pauly Shore actually became a bigger star after this. He seems so much more interesting than the other characters, even the caveman.

[rauldc14]

Shoo fly don't bother me!

[Miss Vicky]

The thing is, I can totally understand why Pauly Shore actually became a bigger star after this. He seems so much more interesting than the other characters, even the caveman.

I disagree. I think Brendan is the best. This was the movie that launched his career too.

[planet news]

This is seriously bizarre. :suspicious:

[Miss Vicky]

Rad mobile. Rad mobile. Rad mobile.

WHOA.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't think he's the best. He does nothing but... act like a caveman.

[rauldc14]

Art with ketchup and mustard

[Miss Vicky]

His comedic timing is great. He emotes well. I think he's adorable.

[Miss Vicky]

What do you think of your Bulgarian dork bud now, hmm?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Overall, though, I think this movie would be a big dud without Pauly Shore.

[Miss Vicky]

A pacifist caveman? You're mental.

[Miss Vicky]

Overall, though, I think this movie would be a big dud without Pauly Shore.

I'm sad it disappoints you, Sexy. It's been a favorite of mine since it first came out.

[rauldc14]

YouTube is messing with my Paula shore moments! Damn it!!

[Miss Vicky]

High school experience montage.

[Miss Vicky]

The computer club feels you'll be a valuable asset to our organization.

[Miss Vicky]

YouTube is messing with my Paula shore moments! Damn it!!

F***ing youtube.

[rauldc14]

Eating eggshells....

[Miss Vicky]

Linkavich at the museum.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sort of having a hard time buying that he's really a caveman.

[rauldc14]

And a frog head

[Miss Vicky]

I'm sort of having a hard time buying that he's really a caveman.

How so?

I love that Fraser isn't what you'd expect from a caveman. He brings a lot of sensitivity to the role.

[rauldc14]

I'm sort of having a hard time buying that he's really a caveman.

Me too. Cavemen don't do backflips

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm more fascinated by Pauly Shore's holy shirts.

[Miss Vicky]

Family.

[Miss Vicky]

I think I know the problem is. I think this movie's too touchy feely for Sexy.