Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Psychic Isaac, you bad.

[Psychic Isaac]

There's Sigourney. She's exercising.

[Psychic Isaac]

Sexy, you're probably gonna get jealous in a moment. That scene where the ghost rapes Dan Aykroyd in bed is coming up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know. It's hot.

[Psychic Isaac]

Elvis has actually been reincarnated.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Off goes Dan's belt. Then the zipper goes down. Then DAYUM.

[Psychic Isaac]

The Loch Ness Monster died. It died in 2009.

[Psychic Isaac]

It was 417 years old.

[Psychic Isaac]

But forget about the Loch Ness Monster for now. There's Sigourney.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"What's he doing in my ice box?!"

[Psychic Isaac]

I doubt Sigourney's box is icey.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Trap.

[Psychic Isaac]

I think this movie is very offensive towards ghosts. I mean... the trap.

[Psychic Isaac]

It's like slavery for ghosts in a way.

[Psychic Isaac]

This movie breaks my heart.

[Psychic Isaac]

God, I want that Twinkie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"That's a big Twinkie."

[Sexy Celebrity]

That layout with the gargoyles and the monuments is very disturbing. And the music and the lightning.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's your woman.

[Psychic Isaac]

I just about choked to death on some popcorn.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I just about choked to death on some popcorn.

Are you alright, Isaac?

[Psychic Isaac]

Oh, yeah, I wasn't worried. I knew it wasn't my time to die.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Something is coming for Sigourney!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Those hands all over Sigourney are really creepy.

[Psychic Isaac]

I'm just jealous of those monster hands all over her.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't throw a coat on a gargoyle.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Look at how awful these special effects are when that monster gargoyle thing crashes through Louis' front door.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No wonder Bill Murray doesn't want to do Ghostbusters 3.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Are you THE KEY MASTER????"

[Sexy Celebrity]

*SLAMS door*

[Psychic Isaac]

Baby, I am your Key Master right here.

[Psychic Isaac]

I wouldn't even hesistate. She's on the bed. Bill Murray isn't. This is why he isn't a real man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Take me now... subcreature."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bill Murray isn't into threesomes, I guess. It's "too crowded" inside Sigourney for him.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"THERE IS NO DANA. Only ZHOUL."

[Psychic Isaac]

I'm not into threesomes, either. I can understand his point of view.

[Psychic Isaac]

She is hot when she levitates.

[Sexy Celebrity]

(to a horse): "ARE YOU THE GATE KEEPER?!"

[Psychic Isaac]

Maybe it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

[Psychic Isaac]

I know it wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker, but he might not have realized that.

[Psychic Isaac]

I used to have a hat like the one Rick Moranis is wearing.

[Psychic Isaac]

WOW, Janine is psychic....

[Psychic Isaac]

He's so affectionate to Sigourney even when she's possessed. At least he treats her well in that regard.

[Psychic Isaac]

I actually haven't been so good to possessed women in the past.

[Psychic Isaac]

I love New York.

[Psychic Isaac]

YES! Let those ghosts OUT!

[Psychic Isaac]

Oh look at Sigourney, breathing all heavy on that bed.

[Psychic Isaac]

YAY! Free the ghosts! Free the ghosts!

[Psychic Isaac]

I like Janine. She's funny.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I believe it's magic....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Scary taxi driver.

[Psychic Isaac]

I've seen much scarier taxi drivers than that.

[Psychic Isaac]

She's so hot when she's all possessed like that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Psychic Isaac, you are boring me with your Sigourney Weaver love.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm gonna take off for a bit. I'll let you run the show for now. This is boring me.

[Psychic Isaac]

I know it is. I'll catch you later.

[Psychic Isaac]

This movie really is quite a classic. They don't make movies like this anymore.

[Psychic Isaac]

But nobody knew ANYTHING about ghosts when they made this movie. It's so disrespectful. So ignorant.

[Psychic Isaac]

People get so hung up on the end of the world, as if it's actually going to happen like this.

[honeykid]

I find it scary that anyone finds Sigourney Weaver that attractive. She's never looked better than she does in Ghostbusters, but that's not saying much.

Also, SC, you've abandoned your post. That's very poor form.

[Psychic Isaac]

I think those proton packs are frightening and distressing. I just feel like they're going in to torture the supernatural.

[Psychic Isaac]

Oh, hi, Honeykid. I knew you would stop by.

[Psychic Isaac]

I actually told Sexy at first that I wanted to do this commentary more by myself, anyway.

[Psychic Isaac]

All he does is write things in big, colorful letters.

[Psychic Isaac]

Look at that slutty red outfit on Sigourney.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm still here, guys. I'm just taking a little break.

[Psychic Isaac]

No, Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver is not a dog.

[Psychic Isaac]

Female dieties are always the most powerful.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"ARE YOU a GOD?"

"No."

"THEN... DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

[Psychic Isaac]

Look at the legs on that creature.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"We have the TOOLS! And we have the TALENT!"

[honeykid]

No, Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver is not a dog.

Yeah, she's not attractive, but I wouldn't call her a dog. :D

[Psychic Isaac]

Honeykid, you don't know women like I do.

[honeykid]

Well, that's true. Hell, I don't even know you. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bill Murray thought of J. Edgar Hoover. It should be J. Edgar Hoover to come and destroy them, not the Marshmallow Man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It should be LEONARDO DICAPRIO as J. Edgar Hoover.

[Psychic Isaac]

The Marshmallow Man looks edible. I bet I could eat him in an hour or less.

[honeykid]

No! Stay Puft is one of the best things in the entire film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're roasting marshmallows.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oooh, they're gonna cross their streams.

[Psychic Isaac]

God, this is depressing. This is terrorism, those Ghostbusters blowing up that deity like that.

[honeykid]

lol

[Psychic Isaac]

Mmm... barbecued dog hair.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why is Sigourney inside that huge gargoyle body? I know she turned into a gargoyle, but she's actually INSIDE it?

[Psychic Isaac]

I wish I was inside Sigourney.

[honeykid]

Why is Sigourney inside that huge gargoyle body?
That's just how she looks.

[Psychic Isaac]

And cover her in marshmallow, like these guys.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, we've reached the end.

4

Honeykid, you have any psychic related questions for Isaac?

[honeykid]

No and he couldn't answer them with any knowledge if I did. :p

[Psychic Isaac]

I have all the answers and if you ever need any of them, you can always PM me or call my phone line. But PMs are free. For now, at least.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)

[honeykid]

OK, thanks for offering. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Thanks for stopping by, Honeykid.

And thank you very much, Psychic Isaac, for doing this commentary. It's been a pleasure.

[Psychic Isaac]

Always welcome. :) Bye, guys. Blessings!

[honeykid]

Ghostbusters was a good choice. Did I mention Death Becomes Her on the list I sent you? I think that'd work pretty well.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Death Becomes Her. I don't have it, but I guess I could find it online somewhere.

[rauldc14]

Watch out folks! Me and sc are collaborating on a dual commentary

[nebbit]

Can't wait http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx197/a11who/smilies/clappingsmiley.gif

[Camo]

Watch out folks! Me and sc are collaborating on a dual commentary

What are you watching? Death becomes her?

[honeykid]

Cool. When is this happening?

[rauldc14]

Should be on Saturday folks. Be prepared

[Miss Vicky]

First psychic isaac, now raul. Sexy's cheating on me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What do you wanna watch, Miss Vicky? You up for something now?

[Miss Vicky]

I don't know. What floats your boat? (and here's hoping for no effing database errors this time)

[Sexy Celebrity]

What about Signs?

[rauldc14]

First psychic isaac, now raul. Sexy's cheating on me.

You'll have to share eventually

[Sexy Celebrity]

Or maybe even The Master.

Something with Joaquin!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I also have Two Lovers, I'm Still Here, and Walk the Line -- although I haven't watched it yet.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm always up for Joaquin

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright well pick one.

[Miss Vicky]

I've got all of the above. If he was an adult when he made it and it's on DVD, I have it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know - I checked out your DVD collection.

[Miss Vicky]

probably best that you not commentate on Walk the Line during a first watch. Of those you have signs is best, though I think I'm still here might make for more interesting commentary

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let me ask the Magic 8 ball.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11090&stc=1&d=1377228978

The Magic 8 ball says "Definitely" for Signs!

Let me get some stuff ready and will be with you in 5-10 minutes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Coming up NEXT on THE SEXY CELEBRITY CHANNEL:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11091&stc=1&d=1377229118

With Special Guest:

MISS VICKY!

[Miss Vicky]

Gonna do this a little different. I'm gonna watch on my portable DVD player and type on my desktop and see if it works out better than that awkward tiny netbook.

[Miss Vicky]

but first I must evict the cats from computer room.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alright, evict the cats. My disc is loading in the player.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm at the dvd menu waiting to press play

[Sexy Celebrity]

I need to change my shoes.

[Miss Vicky]

Okay...

[Miss Vicky]

So tell me, Sexy, why have you been unfaithful? It's because I don't have a penis, isn't it? It's okay, you can be honest.

[Miss Vicky]

Gay men... always so worried about fashion. You don't need shoes to watch a movie at home. Sigh.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't know this was a sexual relationship I was having with everybody who I did commentaries with. I guess that's understandable since I seem to be having them with people in the Song Tournament.

[Miss Vicky]

Yes, you do.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, I was wearing these boots, and they were big and clunky and uncomfortable for sitting with my legs propped up, and I don't like to go barefoot, so I put on my gray and red Nike sneakers.

[Miss Vicky]

am I pressing play yet? This clicking sound in the menu's getting annoying.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes, I'm ready. Press play. I am too.

[Miss Vicky]

Play pressed

[Miss Vicky]

stupid thx thing now

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at Touchstone Pictures.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have the Blu-ray. I didn't see a THX thing.

[Miss Vicky]

aren't you special.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now the credits.

[Miss Vicky]

Opening credits. title

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wish you didn't have to wait - like, I dunno, 20-30 seconds, between posts to post again.

[Miss Vicky]

I know. It's irritating.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love this score. Is it Danny Elfman? It reminds me of Beetlejuice.

[Miss Vicky]

No. James Newton Howard I think it said

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mel Gibson just woke up.

[Miss Vicky]

Mel's awake

[Sexy Celebrity]

After a night of sex with me.

[Miss Vicky]

child screams

[Miss Vicky]

Joaquin's awake

[Miss Vicky]

Lots of corn

[Miss Vicky]

Very young Abigail Breslin.

[Miss Vicky]

And a Culkin.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I keep pausing to be at where you're at. Right now the dogs are barking and Mel's checking it out.

[Miss Vicky]

Yeah. I'm not as far behind as it seems. It's just this stupid post timer thing that's screwing me up

[Miss Vicky]

Mel's on the phone.

[Miss Vicky]

Lionel and the Wolfington brothers. Are you sure it wasn't them, Lee?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love this movie. I actually won Signs on DVD a decade ago through Movie Forums. Yoda ran this contest on the site where we had to guess how many of something was in a jar -- something like that -- in a picture he showed us, and I was like... only a couple off from the actual number. Or maybe I got the number exactly right. I dunno. You know how psychic I can be.

[Miss Vicky]

Houdini peed. (8 seconds ago, stupid timer)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wish I still had that DVD, but I don't.

[Miss Vicky]

I saw this movie three times in the theater. And jumped at the same scenes each time, because I'm lame like that.

[Miss Vicky]

this scene is one that made me jump

[Miss Vicky]

And it did it again.

[Miss Vicky]

PATHETIC. I work at a friggin' vet's office and a barking dog makes me jump

[Sexy Celebrity]

I saw it once at the movies when it came out in 2002. I loved it. I went to see it with my boyfriend at the time.

[Miss Vicky]

omg is the site hella slow for you right now?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I was afraid we were gonna get a database error.

[Miss Vicky]

Caroline. Please stop calling me father.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Houdini is dead.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Joaquin just came out of the house... I dunno where you're at.

[Miss Vicky]

Joaquin is so hot in this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I always feel like that cop lady is a lesbian. I dunno if she is. I think her name is Cherry Jones.

[Miss Vicky]

I think we're pretty in sync

[Sexy Celebrity]

Water tastes old.

[Miss Vicky]

There's a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?

[Miss Vicky]

Son of a BITCH.

[Miss Vicky]

Curse these database errors.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I paused the movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at where you first see the alien. Tell me when you're there and I'll press play.

[Miss Vicky]

I didn't. Where are you at?

[Miss Vicky]

okay. I'm at "there's a monster outside my room" again

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay...

[Miss Vicky]

mel sees the alien

[Miss Vicky]

It's time for an ass whooping.

[Miss Vicky]

You want me to curse? It doesn't sound natural when I curse.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm insane with anger! We're gonna beat your ass, bitch!

[Sexy Celebrity]

How old is Joaquin Phoenix in this movie?

[Miss Vicky]

Alien on the roof

[Miss Vicky]

28 years old, roughly

[Miss Vicky]

The water has Morgan's amoebas.

[Miss Vicky]

Lots and lots of foreshadowing here.

[Miss Vicky]

So far I have "It was very dark"

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I don't know whether to look for a GIANT or a MIDGET."

[Sexy Celebrity]

"How certain are you this was a MALE?"

[Miss Vicky]

I don't know any girls who could run like that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this Cherry Jones a lesbian?

[Sexy Celebrity]

She looks like the lady who plays Stretch in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. An older version of her. But it's not her.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Joaquin's name in this movie -- Merrill.

[Miss Vicky]

Excluding the possiblity that a female scandivian olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate that cop lady when she basically tells Joaquin to shut up. That's always pissed me off.

[Miss Vicky]

Joaquin's strong and fast. He needs to get his strong, fast hot bod in my bed.

[Miss Vicky]

Same show is on every station.

[Miss Vicky]

asthma inhaler. More foreshadowing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

When I took a spanish class in school, my spanish name in class was Joaquin. I had never heard of it before -- I didn't know who Joaquin Phoenix was at the time. I just liked the way it sounded.

I've always considered myself a Joaquin, too, in that regard. And liked him because of it.

[Miss Vicky]

I just think he's sexy and talented. I love watching him.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm not touching you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think Mel Gibson is very hot, too, but I don't know if you do. He's probably too homophobic for you.

[Miss Vicky]

going into town. about to see Dr. M. Night Shyamwhateverthehellhisnameis, DVM.

[Miss Vicky]

But first book store and shasta cola commercials.

[Miss Vicky]

Mel was hot when he was younger. Not so much anymore. then again, Joaq's not as hot as he used to be either.

[Miss Vicky]

I'd do 'em both in this flick, though.

[Miss Vicky]

Tracy. Isn't that chick on Nurse Jackie, now?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anyway, while we were in Database Error hell, I decided to make you some hot gay Signs erotica while I waited:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11092&stc=1&d=1377232255

[Miss Vicky]

Creepy recruiter guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't watch Nurse Jackie.

[Miss Vicky]

Anyway, while we were in Database Error hell, I decided to make you some hot gay Signs erotica while I waited:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11092&stc=1&d=1377232255

I am rather disturbed by this. And yet intrigued.

Is that weird?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I was just bored.

[Miss Vicky]

Stoner dude making fun of Joaq now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stoner dude (he's a stoner?) is hot.

[Miss Vicky]

Looked like a lumberjack chopping down a tree.

[Miss Vicky]

I don't know. All the rocker/slacker dudes I knew who dressed like that were stoners.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know this movie better than I do. I don't think I've watched it since 2010.

[Miss Vicky]

13 Shasta commercials!

[Miss Vicky]

Is douchebag a curse?

[Miss Vicky]

Dr. M. Night Shyamawhateverthe****

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes. Okay. We're at the same place.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie -- the lighting -- seems pretty drab and dark.

[Miss Vicky]

Also, you should watch Nurse Jackie.

[Miss Vicky]

Culkins all look the same.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Joaquin seems to me like a younger Mel Gibson here in this car.

[Miss Vicky]

This crop stuff is about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend in their life

[Sexy Celebrity]

Like, if there had been a Mad Max movie 10 years ago, Joaquin could have starred as Max.

[Miss Vicky]

They do stupid crap like this to feel special.

[Miss Vicky]

joaquin would make a hotter mad max than mel.

[Miss Vicky]

This is exactly what the nerds want.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh that's Rory Culkin. I thought that was another one. He's the one who was... in Scream 4.

[Miss Vicky]

See this is why we're not watching T.V. People get obsessed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought their dog died?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, they have another one.

[Miss Vicky]

yeah, that's isabel.

[Miss Vicky]

this is a very corny movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm glad this made the MoFo Millenium List.

[Miss Vicky]

literally

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's such a strange role for Mel Gibson to me, though. He seems very quiet and sedated.

[Miss Vicky]

I can't remember if I voted for it in that list or not. I don't think I did.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I voted for it.

[Miss Vicky]

Yeah it's kind of an odd role for both Mel and Joaq. Very sedate for Mel and Joaquin doesn't usually do comedic type roles.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Really? To me, this seems perfect for Joaquin. He seems like an odd, quirky, funny guy to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think it's also just strange because it's "M. NIGHT SHAYAMALAN!"

Who was a pretty big deal still when this film came out.

[Miss Vicky]

Yeah he's great in it, but this and UTurn are among the few comedic roles he's done. Even in Clay Pigeons he was the straight man to Vince Vaughn's character.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've met someone who was in an M. Night Shyamalan movie. He was in The Last Airbender. I haven't seen it, though. He played one of the bald kids who does martial arts. Something like that. He told me about filming it and meeting M. Night and such.

[Miss Vicky]

The nerds were right.

[Miss Vicky]

I've not seen The Last Airbender. Shyamalan is very hit or miss for me. Can't say I'm a fan.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I dunno, Joaquin seems comedic to me all the time for some reason. I just get that vibe from him.

[Miss Vicky]

Really? You must not have seen many of his roles. He's does a lot of dark emotional stuff. Cries a lot, too.