Swan's Movie Commentaries

[Swan]

Welcome to my commentary thread.

COMMENTARIES IN THIS THREAD:

1. Scream (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1083688#post1083688) with Rhys
2. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1089885#post1089885) with Sexy Celebrity
3. Pulp Fiction (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1092057#post1092057) with seanc
4. Return of the Living Dead (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1094269#post1094269) with Rhys
5. Batman & Robin (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1100941#post1100941) with Sexy Celebrity
6. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1103239#post1103239) with Sexy Celebrity
7. Halloween (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1127586#post1127586) with Sexy Celebrity and honeykid
8. The Fog (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1127859#post1127859) with Sexy Celebrity and honeykid
9. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1132697#post1132697) with The Gunslinger45 and Sexy Celebrity
10. Scream 3 (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1157361#post1157361) with honeykid and Sexy Celebrity
11. Shivers (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1161833#post1161833) with honeykid and Sexy Celebrity
12. Freddy vs. Jason (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1215034#post1215034) with honeykid and Sexy Celebrity
13. Halloween (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1215335#post1215335) with rauldc14, Theo, nostromo87, and guest appearance by jiraffejustin
14. Bad Taste (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1247274#post1247274) with Rhys
15. The Burning (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1249641#post1249641) with nostromo87
16. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1264534#post1264534) (UNFINISHED) with honeykid
17. Star Wars (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1267487#post1267487) with seanc, nostromo87, gbgoodies and Sexy Celebrity
18. You're Next (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1268287#post1268287) with honeykid
19. The Dark Knight (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1270402#post1270402) with rauldc14 and MovieMeditation
20. Cabin Fever (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1273422#post1273422) with Rhys
21. The Doors (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1276748#post1276748) with honeykid
22. Fargo (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1276978#post1276978) with Gatsby and seanc
23. Guardians of the Galaxy (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1290121#post1290121) with honeykid and Sexy Celebrity
24. All Cheerleaders Die (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1293842#post1293842)with honeykid
25. Raiders of the Lost Ark (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1299699#post1299699) with Gatsby, Captain Spaulding, gbgoodies, jiraffejustin and Sexy Celebrity
26. Team America: World Police (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1301130#post1301130) with jiraffejustin
27. Zombie (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1304497#post1304497) with honeykid and Sexy Celebrity
28. Zombieland (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1306342#post1306342) with Gatsby and Captain Spaulding
29. The Toxic Avenger (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1306579#post1306579) with Sexy Celebrity, Captain Spaulding and Funny Face
30. Death Proof (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1308465#post1308465) with MovieMeditation
31. Dawn of the Dead (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&highlight=Dawn%20of%20the%20Dead&p=1308909#post1308909) with The Gunslinger 45
32. True Romance (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1310090#post1310090) with Cole416 and Destiny
33. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1310702#post1310702) with Funny Face, Gatsby, Miss Vicky, and gbgoodies
34. Super (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1312261#post1312261) with Cole416
35. Superbad (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&highlight=Superbad&p=1313269#post1313269) with Cole416 and Miss Vicky
36. Kill Bill Vol. 1 (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&highlight=kill%20bill&p=1314313#post1314313) with MovieMeditation, honeykid and rauldc14
37. Groundhog Day (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&highlight=Groundhog%20Day&p=1315892#post1315892) with Miss Vicky, Funny Face, Gatsby and Sexy Celebrity
38. Kill Bill Vol. 2 (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1316463#post1316463) with MovieMeditation and honeykid
39. I Know What You Did Last Summer (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1318041#post1318041) with honeykid and Gatsby
40. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1320423#post1320423) with Funny Face, Miss Vicky, Camo, Sexy Celebrity, gbgoodies and Gatsby
41. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1324560#post1324560) with MovieMeditation
42. Ratatouille (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1331150#post1331150) with Miss Vicky, Gatsby and gbgoodies
43. Finding Nemo (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1331492#post1331492) with Miss Vicky, Gatsby and gbgoodies
44. Zombeavers (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1350893#post1350893) with Cole416
45. Trick 'r Treat (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1351787#post1351787) with Cole416
46. Dead Silence (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1353989#post1353989) with Cole416
47. Final Destination (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1354505#post1354505) with MovieMeditation

COMMENTARIES IN OTHER THREADS:

1. The Ring (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1082847#post1082847) with rauldc14
2. The Hangover (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1084415#post1084415) with rauldc14 and Sexy Celebrity
3. Dredd (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1086515#post1086515) with Rhys
4. The Slumber Party Massacre (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1096807#post1096807) with Sexy Celebrity, honeykid and nostromo87
5. Slumber Party Massacre II (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1097217#post1097217) with Sexy Celebrity, honeykid and nostromo87
6. Mannequin (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1101521#post1101521) with Sexy Celebrity, honeykid, nostromo87, and Captain Spaulding
7. The 40-Year-Old Virgin (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1103973#post1103973) with rauldc14
8. Slumber Party Massacre III (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1105374#post1105374) with Sexy Celebrity
9. Scream 4 (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1105874#post1105874) with Sexy Celebrity and honeykid
10. Leprechaun 3 (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1108201#post1108201) with Sexy Celebrity and nostromo87
11. Scream 2 (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1121775#post1121775) with Sexy Celebrity and honeykid
12. The Breakfast Club (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1122788#post1122788) with Miss Vicky, Sexy Celebrity, honeykid, Theo, and gbgoodies
13. The Birds (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1144316#post1144316) with rauldc14, Godoggo, and honeykid
14. Maniac (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1150174#post1150174) with Sexy Celebrity and honeykid
15. Mrs. Doubtfire (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1153122#post1153122) with Sexy Celebrity and Miss Vicky
16. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1162887#post1162887) with honeykid, nostromo87, and Sexy Celebrity
17. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1163261#post1163261) with honeykid, nostromo87, and Sexy Celebrity
18. Demons 6: De Profundis (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1168459#post1168459) with Sexy Celebrity and honeykid
19. Midnight in Paris (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1175940#post1175940) with rauldc14 and Sexy Celebrity
20. Fantastic Mr. Fox (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1193558#post1193558) with rauldc14
21. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=37700) with Sexy Celebrity, honeykid, and seanc
22. The Blair Witch Project (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1211551#post1211551) with Sexy Celebrity and honeykid
23. Guardians of the Galaxy (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1237107#post1237107) with rauldc14
24. Red Eye (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1250603#post1250603) with rauldc14
25. The Silence of the Lambs (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1257006#post1257006) with rauldc14 and Sexy Celebrity
26. Vertigo (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1265036#post1265036) with rauldc14 and neiba
27. The Fog (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1266869#post1266869) with rauldc14 and honeykid
28. Signs (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1300197#post1300197) with rauldc14
29. Sideways (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1318777#post1318777) with seanc and rauldc14
30. A Beautiful Mind (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1319629#post1319629) with rauldc14 and Miss Vicky

[Swan]

SCREAM
(Wes Craven, 1996)

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f145/ifiswan/screamposter03_zpsc214ae59.jpg

With Rhys

[Swan]

Ready Rhys?

[Rhys]

Yeah, do a countdown. :)

[Swan]

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

Press play.

[Rhys]

Played

[Mr Minio]

Another spam thread. Jeez.

[Swan]

I like that it starts straight with the phone call.

[Rhys]

I guess I dialed the wrong number

[Swan]

Another spam thread. Jeez.

You're welcome.

[Rhys]

Yeah, straight in there. ;)

[Rhys]

What's your favorite scary movie?

[Swan]

I don't like Drew Barrymore (sorry honeykid) but I like that they marketed the movie with her being the main character and then killed her off in the first scene.

[Rhys]

I haven't see many films with her in, actually. But I was surprised when she died straight away too.

[Swan]

I hope he guts her like a fish!

[Rhys]

Fun, fun!

[Rhys]

..to see what your insides look like!

[Swan]

To answer his question, my favorite scary movie is Alien.

[Swan]

I just realized this series has two times a guy is tied up in a chair in the backyard.

[Rhys]

Hellraiser for me

[Rhys]

Yes. It does. :)

[Swan]

Nope, it's Jason's MOTHER!

[Rhys]

What a trickster!

[Swan]

I can only imagine how cool this must have been when it came out.

[Rhys]

Definitely would have been a popular one.

[Rhys]

I'd have only been a 1 year old.

[Rhys]

ITS GHOSTIE!

[Swan]

I was 5.

[Rhys]

she dead

[teeter_g]

I was 12 when Scream was released. Good film!

[Swan]

It's cool how this movie has Halloween just got their masks from a store and used it.

[Rhys]

well, not quite

[Rhys]

ok, now she's dead

[Swan]

I was reminded of Scary Movie during that scene, when she farts and also when he's stabbing her a stabs out a breast implant.

[Rhys]

I have only seen a bit of that film. I was going to buy it yesterday for £1.

[Swan]

This scene is making me uncomfortable for some reason.

[Rhys]

Cause he is a murderer?

[Swan]

Nope. Because of the sex stuff.

[Swan]

She seems so pure.

[Rhys]

Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship?

[Rhys]

Too pure. Definitely playing on the stereotypes of The Final Girl trope.

[Swan]

Indeed.

[Swan]

It's the Fonz.

[Rhys]

Can't believe we are almost 20 minutes in already.

[Rhys]

It seems too obvious that it's him.

[Swan]

2 seconds is a pretty short time to date someone.

[Rhys]

liver-alone

[Rhys]

Sorry, indeed it is!

[Rhys]

The music in this film is pretty good too.

[Swan]

This movie is so 90's.

[Rhys]

Oh, definitely!

[Rhys]

Hello, Sidney...

[Rhys]

The self-awareness!! :)

[Swan]

It doesn't even sound like Randy.

[Rhys]

No, not even if he put on a voice.

[Swan]

He did the classic head tilt.

[Rhys]

She's pretty badass

[Swan]

The placement of those doors kind of sucks.

[Rhys]

Sucks for the killer. Yeah. ;)

[Rhys]

I love Dewie!

[Swan]

I didn't realize that was Rose McGowan until I looked at the cast list. I always think of her with dark hair.

[Rhys]

That name doesn't mean anything to me. If I am to be honest.

[Swan]

I want a donut.

[Rhys]

http://blog.static.abine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/happy-national-donut-day.jpg

[Swan]

Thank you. Mmmm.

[Rhys]

Janitor is your superior.

[Rhys]

Punch! Punch! Punch!

[Rhys]

Bam! B!TCH went down.

[Swan]

I now recognize that guy as Naomi Watts's husband.

[Rhys]

I didn't realize that. Thanks! =D

[Swan]

I prefer Matthew Lillard as the killer over Billy. Billy is too obviously creepy.

[Rhys]

I'd be so scared of everyone if this were happening to me.

[Rhys]

Yeah. He's my favorite character in this film, actually.

[Swan]

I think Randy is the best.

[Rhys]

He'd be my second choice.

[Rhys]

That one girl gets me soooooo.... angry.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I prefer Matthew Lillard as the killer over Billy. Billy is too obviously creepy.

I agree. Matthew Lillard was over the top and I loved it. Without him, Scream would have probably been a lesser film.

[Rhys]

Agreed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stu and Tatum would have been an interesting pair as killers. I read that the writer, Kevin Williamson, almost made Dewey and Tatum the killers.

[Swan]

Dewey is one of the better characters as well.

[Rhys]

Do cities ever actually get curfews?

[Rhys]

I'm glad Dewey was never the killer. Tatum would have been interesting.

[Swan]

Stu and Tatum would have been an interesting pair as killers. I read that the writer, Kevin Williamson, almost made Dewey and Tatum the killers.

Stu and Tatum would have been cool, I'm not sure I like the idea of Dewey being a killer though.

[Swan]

Henry Winkler is awesome.

[Swan]

That was Wes Craven as the janitor.

[Rhys]

You gotta' love him.

[Rhys]

Oh, really? Awesome. I'll have to look out for that next time I watch it.

[Swan]

I remember rocking out to that song on the last day of 7th grade.

[Rhys]

I like when Directors are in their own movies.

[Swan]

I like when Directors are in their own movies.

Me too. It's always fun.

[Rhys]

I listened to it when I left a certain year in school. I can't remember what year but I remember playing it in cookery class.

[Swan]

I also think Stan Lee's cameos are the best thing about those Marvel movies.

[Swan]

The Howling is a good movie.

[Rhys]

I haven't seen much superhero stuff. I've bought Spiderman: The Trilogy to try help me get into them/

[Rhys]

I'll add it to my watchlist. :)

[Swan]

I always like the movie nerds in these movies. Randy in the first three, the two guys in Scream 4.

[Rhys]

Yeah, the nerds are always lovable.

[Swan]

First hint that Stu and Billy are working together.

[Rhys]

Yeah, I never worked out the killers exactly. It throws out too many hints for too many people.

[Swan]

Dewey and his mustache.

[Rhys]

Over an hour in now. It's gone quick!

[Rhys]

Dewey and his mustache.

His mustache is great! :)

[Swan]

That sneaky woman.

[Swan]

Jamie Lee Curtis was the best final girl.

[Rhys]

I still need to see Halloween.

[Rhys]

I might watch it after this.

[Swan]

Yeah dude you've got to see that. It was my favorite movie when I was 12.

[Rhys]

I can imagine that it's a good film. :)

[Swan]

I mean Halloween.

[Rhys]

I know. :)

[Swan]

Okay, just making sure.

[Swan]

This is probably my favorite kill in the movie.

[Rhys]

No problem

[Rhys]

Definitely is. :)

[Swan]

Have you seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

[Rhys]

Nope. I'm behind a lot.

[Swan]

You should see that, it might be my favorite straight-up horror movie.

[Rhys]

Which one should I watch after?

[Swan]

Whichever you want, both are excellent.

[Rhys]

I'll do Texas Chainsaw. It's a bit shorter and I've watched a lot today.

[Swan]

Sounds good, I hope you enjoy it.

[Rhys]

This is life. This isn't a movie.

[Swan]

Another uncomfortable scene.

[Rhys]

I will. 1974, Tobe Hooper, right? :)

[Swan]

Yep. :)

[Rhys]

I don't find them uncomfortable, tbh.

[Rhys]

Okay. Great! :)

[Swan]

I don't find them uncomfortable, tbh.

I'm kidding, mostly. She just comes off very pure.

[Rhys]

I love this scene. I knew the rules already because I've had to study slashers.

[Rhys]

I'm kidding, mostly. She just comes off very pure.
Ah, well that's fair enough then. :)

[Rhys]

I'm super excited to study film at uni level.

[Swan]

Randy just wants to watch horror movies.

[Swan]

Gale Weathers should have done the weather.

[Rhys]

She really should have. Would have been appropriate.

[Swan]

I guess it's not Billy.

;)

[Rhys]

Hmm, I guess not... ;)

[Swan]

That fall must have hurt.

[Rhys]

For sure!

[Rhys]

Behind you!

[Swan]

Not the cameraman. He was my favorite character.

[Swan]

But not really.

[Rhys]

Haha, nobody cares about that guy. ;)

[Rhys]

8 pages already. Lol, wow.

[Swan]

Poor Randy.

[Swan]

Shouldn't have given him the gun.

[Rhys]

Shouldn't have gave him the gun.

[Rhys]

I literally didn't copy you

[Swan]

This is probably my favorite scene.

[Rhys]

Oh, it definitely is!

[Swan]

It was fuuun.

[Rhys]

What's with all the Sharron Stone stuff?

[Rhys]

Sharron Stone stalker and this

[Swan]

Sharon Stone was big in the 90's.

[Rhys]

Ah, well that would make sense.

[Swan]

Those are two crazy mofos.

[Swan]

And there were sequels!

[Rhys]

Sorry. My firefox just crashed and then updated

[Swan]

Peer pressure. :laugh:

[Swan]

No problem.

[Rhys]

Did you really call the police?

[Rhys]

Umbrellas can be deadly!

[Swan]

He's dying and woozy but he's still able to run and attack Sidney.

[Rhys]

I always had a thing for you Sid!

[Rhys]

Shhh, the technicalities!

[Rhys]

Bang!

[Swan]

Gale Weathers to the rescue!

[Rhys]

Perfect shot

[Rhys]

Great film!

[Swan]

Great movie, 4.

Thanks for doing the commentary, Rhys!

[Rhys]

Thanks for watching it with me.

[Rhys]

Yeah I agree: 4

No problem!

[honeykid]

I don't like Drew Barrymore (sorry honeykid) but I like that they marketed the movie with her being the main character and then killed her off in the first scene.
You're dead to me.
I hope he guts her like a fish!
:eek:
GTFO!
I think Randy is the best.
You're wrong.
He'd be my second choice.
You're wrong, too.
I still need to see Halloween.
Yes. Yes, you do. It's so much better than TCM, but then, it seems you liked that, so you might not agree.

Thanks for the commentary, guys. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=14784&stc=1&d=1400291396

Jason Lives:
Friday the 13th Part VI

With Swan and Sexy Celebrity!
(and anyone else if they have it and wanna watch)

In about an hour or so.....

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm ready now.

[Swan]

Okay. Say when to press play.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Press play.

[Swan]

Playing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Paramount.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A Terror, Inc. Production.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tommy Jarvis and his friend on the way to Jason's grave.

[Swan]

The Tommy in V is better.

[Swan]

I always preferred Michael and Freddy to Jason, but he is pretty badass in this one.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Tommy in V is better.

I actually disagree and that's surprising because I love 5.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've never really loved this particular sequel the way everyone else does. Other fans go crazy over part 6.

[Swan]

I'm glad you liked the fifth one. It gets sh*t on a lot.

[Swan]

Yeah this one gets ranked pretty high by a lot of people. I like it, but it's not the best.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't realize you liked 5. You called it "weird." I could have done 5 for a commentary.

But this is okay. I'm feeling more in the mood for 6.

[Swan]

I like weird. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, if you're up for it, we could do 5 after this. Up to you.

[Swan]

Maybe. I might be tired.

[Swan]

The one thing I really like about this one is the ending.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Some other time, then.

5 is better than most horror films they make today. I can't stand most horror films they make now. They just don't make them right anymore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anyway, Jason's alive.

[Sexy Celebrity]

His eye looks so angry when he's in that grave.

[Swan]

You just have to find the right ones. I like Ti West and Lucky McKee, for example. I think they're making good horror movies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This guy who plays Tommy was also in the first two Return of the Living Dead movies from the '80s.

[Swan]

He was great in the first Return of the Living Dead. Haven't seen the sequel.

[Swan]

Jason Bond.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Love the opening title.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He was great in the first Return of the Living Dead. Haven't seen the sequel.

Oh, you've seen ROTLD. I almost suggested that movie for a commentary.

[Swan]

Return of the Living Dead f*cking rocks.

[Swan]

Of course, they don't believe him. Never seen that in a slasher film before.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Return of the Living Dead is great, but it kinda depresses me. It's really dark.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Before I would have agreed with you about the Tommy in V being better, but he was just so... quiet.

[Swan]

I just think he was a more interesting character.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We're talking more about 5 than we are about 6.

[Swan]

"Where'd you get that?"

The glove compartment.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The problem with this one is that it's too light. It's got a funny vibe to it. It's not intense like the other ones. That's probably why people love it -- this one isn't intense. I like intense, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Megan wants to pick up a bad boy behind bars.

[Swan]

I don't like that they didn't explain what happened between V and VI.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, V was set up to lead into Tommy becoming the next Jason, but I guess they just decided to make it just Tommy... having a crazy moment.

I love the ending to 5.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, you'd rather not deal with Jason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This paintball scene is a true '80s cornball comedy moment.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, someone's not happy about being dead.

Oh!

Now he is.

=)

[Swan]

That looked like Wilson from Cast Away.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This scene goes on forever.

[Swan]

It's hilarious though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jason's like "WTF?" with getting shot by the paintball gun.

[Swan]

Jason getting hit by a paintball gun on his chest symbolizes his broken heart from being bullied all those years ago.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tommy, you're dealing with a zombie.

Just go back to the mental institution. At least you're safe there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Jason getting hit by a paintball gun on his chest symbolizes his broken heart from being bullied all those years ago.

I see.

[Swan]

That kid just said dude.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I do give the movie credit for doing something different. For not being so intense.

The next several movies after this one are very intense.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He'll be wearing his balls as earrings?

[Swan]

I think the ending, when he's trying to get the chain around his neck, is pretty intense.

[Swan]

The gravedigger is my favorite character.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think the ending, when he's trying to get the chain around his neck, is pretty intense.

We'll see. Maybe. Maybe more than the rest of this.

I do remember liking the ending more than anything when it came to this movie when I saw it as a kid in the '80s.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder if the grave digger is a slight reference to Crazy Ralph.

[Swan]

Not hearing the sound of the bottle is a great touch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He must be because Crazy Ralph got his throat cut and so does this guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like it when he kills the couple on the motorcycle at the same time. Quick but interesting.

[Swan]

She's reading f*cking Sartre. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Gosh, we're already at the kids in bed sleeping. These kids sleep through most of this movie.

Why is that little girl reading Sartre?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Her name is Sissy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The white girl's wearing really loud clothes.

[Swan]

Oh my God. The kid's acting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Little Nancy reminds me of the Poltergeist girl.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She sure does love pulling that guy's shirt.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not much to this movie. Just Jason killing people.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh the girlfriend's gonna killed when he's driving the RV. She'll be behind him getting killed.

[Swan]

Pretty much. I like most of the other ones because usually there's some more to them, but this one is pretty simple.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Girlfriend reminds me of Melissa Rivers.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She has plenty of company.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, there she went into the mirror.

Boyfriend thinks she's sh!tting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This was probably great in a movie theater when it first came out.

[Swan]

Wow I always thought Joan Rivers had a lot of plastic surgery, but her daughter looks just like her. So I guess that's just her face.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tommy looks very Brokeback Mountain with that coat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's really stupid for believing in Tommy and going to pick him up.

I know in the crazy reality of this movie, Tommy's right and there really is an undead killer on the loose. But in reality, you shouldn't be so trusting of guys like him.

[Swan]

Tommy seems kind of crazy, too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think Jason grabs her through the window. Miss Sissy.