Swan's Movie Commentaries

[Swan]

Admittedly, that's a rough guess. I'm not sure I'd like Cars as much on rewatch, and I'd probably like The Incredibles more on rewatch.

[Miss Vicky]

You know what Pixar movie I really don't love? Toy Story.

[Swan]

You know what Pixar movie I really don't love? Toy Story.

Yeah but if you were Gatsby and my age, you'd love it.

[Miss Vicky]

Admittedly, that's a rough guess. I'm not sure I'd like Cars as much on rewatch, and I'd probably like The Incredibles more on rewatch.

I watched it recently. Still love it.
I adore Fillmore especially.

"Respect the classics, man!"

[Swan]

Okay, so who is doing Finding Nemo with Vicky and I? GB? Gatsby?

[Gatsby]

I probably love Toy Story because I grew up with it, but you have to admit that some of the writing is brilliant.

[gbgoodies]

How I rank Pixar:

1. WALL-E
2. Toy Story series
3. The Incredibles
4. Ratatouille
5. Finding Nemo
6. Monsters Inc.

Rest are incredibly mediocre.

1. Up
2. Ratatouille
3. Wall E
4. Cars
5. Monsters, Inc.

1. WALL-E
2. Ratatouille
3. Toy Story
4. Finding Nemo
5. Cars
6. Monsters, Inc.

I love all those^


Monsters Inc. is too low on all of your lists. :(

[Gatsby]

Okay, so who is doing Finding Nemo with Vicky and I? GB? Gatsby?
I'm in, but I'll be focusing on watching and finishing my bag of Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles.

[gbgoodies]

Okay, so who is doing Finding Nemo with Vicky and I? GB? Gatsby?


I'm getting the DVD now.

[Swan]

Okay. Let me just set up the main post, then we're good to go.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm in, but I'll be focusing on watching and finishing my bag of Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles.

You might want to slow down since it's just the one bag.
I'm not a huge fan of chips.

[Miss Vicky]

Marlin is getting mad that I'm just sitting at the main menu. He's yelling at me to make a choice now. Marlin has anger issues.

[gbgoodies]

1. WALL-E
2. Monsters, Inc.
3. Finding Nemo
4. The Incredibles
5. Cars
6. Toy Story

[Swan]

FINDING NEMO

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/71bf402a-d96c-43fa-b197-25dfd615d3f3_zpssvdm7w8c.jpg

With Miss Vicky, Gatsby and gbgoodies!

[Swan]

I'm ready.

[Miss Vicky]

ready when you are

[gbgoodies]

Ready

[Gatsby]

Ready

[Swan]

Play at :28

[gbgoodies]

Pressed Play

[Swan]

Or play now. :p

[Gatsby]

Just realized that Finding Nemo was remade into Taken. :p

[Swan]

Playing.

[Miss Vicky]

Disney logo

[Swan]

Disney logo! I miss Disneyland.

[gbgoodies]

Disney logo! I miss Disneyland.


Did Disneyland go away?

[Miss Vicky]

Marlin is impressed with the view. Coral didn't think she was going to get the whole ocean with her view.
Her man delivered.

[Swan]

Did Disneyland go away?

No I just haven't been there in years. I went there all the time as a kid, but for some reason my family stopped going.

[Miss Vicky]

Disney logo! I miss Disneyland.

I haven't been there in 20 years. :(

[Gatsby]

Disney logo! I miss Disneyland.
I went there the first time and last time when I was 4 years old. The only thing I remember is spilling my juice all over my shirt.

[Swan]

Gatsby, you ever come to America, I'm taking you to Disneyland.

[gbgoodies]

No I just haven't been there in years. I went there all the time as a kid, but for some reason my family stopped going.


At least you live close enough to go there. I live all the way across the country. :(

[Miss Vicky]

Is it wrong that I started cracking up at Coral's death when I saw this in the theater?

[Swan]

Is it wrong that I started cracking up at Coral's death when I saw this in the theater?

Yes.

[gbgoodies]

The only time I went to Disneyland was when I went to CA for Star Trek's 20th Anniversary Convention at the Disneyland Hotel. That was in 1986.

[Miss Vicky]

I started laughing because not long before my mom had gone on a rant about how she hates Disney movies because "They're always killing off the parents."

[gbgoodies]

Is it wrong that I started cracking up at Coral's death when I saw this in the theater?

Very wrong. :(

[Swan]

This is stupid and unrealistic. Fish can't talk!

[Swan]

Pixar is the best thing to happen to Disney.

[Gatsby]

Gatsby, you ever come to America, I'm taking you to Disneyland.

Wish I could go, but the ticket price is insane. I have the work my ass off for a year just for a round trip.

[Miss Vicky]

My fellow cinema patrons did not find the humor in the scene.

[Swan]

I love the kid because he has a disfigurement. Good job Pixar. :up:

[gbgoodies]

Pixar is the best thing to happen to Disney.


The old classic Disney movies were great, but in recent years, Pixar is better.

[Miss Vicky]

Marlin doesn't know how many stripes he has.

[Miss Vicky]

I love the kid because he has a disfigurement. Good job Pixar. :up:

Dead mom AND disfigurement. Way to take a shortcut on getting audience sympathy, Pixar.

[Miss Vicky]

Marlin doesn't plan on meeting a shark.

[Swan]

That snail was about to charge. :laugh:

[gbgoodies]

This kid asks too many questions.

[Miss Vicky]

Love the mouth brooder fish.

[Miss Vicky]

This kid asks too many questions.

Kids do that.

[Miss Vicky]

Marlin wants Nemo to play on the sponge beds.

[Swan]

I'm obnoxious!

[Miss Vicky]

Obligate John Ratzenburger character.

[gbgoodies]

I love the teacher. He's so cool. :cool:

[Miss Vicky]

Nemo can't say anemone

[Swan]

I need to watch WALL-E again.

[Gatsby]

An eminem enemy.

[Swan]

Pony boy!

[Gatsby]

Writing and humor in Nemo > Ratatouille.

[gbgoodies]

Uh-oh, Looks like trouble.

[Miss Vicky]

Writing and humor in Nemo > Ratatouille.

:nope:

They're gonna touch the butt.
That's a pretty big butt.

[Swan]

That's a Kim Kardashian sized butt.

[Gatsby]

I'm over-protective of my dog. I can relate to nemo's dad.

[gbgoodies]

That's a Kim Kardashian sized butt.


Is that what Kim Kardashian is famous for? I always wondered what's her claim to fame. :confused:

[Miss Vicky]

Marlin argues how Nemo can get lost if you're not looking. Meanwhile Marlin isn't looking and Nemo's gonna get kidnapped.

[Swan]

Is that what Kim Kardashian is famous for? I always wondered what's her claim to fame. :confused:

Yep, pretty much.

[Miss Vicky]

Overprotective dad fails to protect child when it really matters.

[Gatsby]

Next time I go fishing I'm gonna bring a camera with extra bright flash.

[Miss Vicky]

Dori.

[gbgoodies]

Dory! I love Dory! :love:

[Gatsby]

Those fish are as sincere as New Yokers.

[Miss Vicky]

Dori should tattoo important facts on her body so she doesn't forget them.

[Gatsby]

Dori is one of the most brilliant characters in the last 10 years.

[Swan]

Do ya! Do ya! Do ya!

[Miss Vicky]

What the ocean isn't big enough for you? Stop following me, okay.

[Gatsby]

Dori should tattoo important facts on her body so she doesn't forget them.
But she can't see them. :p

[Miss Vicky]

Marlin knows funny. He's a clownfish.

[Swan]

Holy crap, big shark.

[Miss Vicky]

Hello.

Marlin meets a shark. Named Bruce.

[Gatsby]

Dori's lines are even more quotable than the entire Casablanca.

[Swan]

Dori's lines are even more quotable than the entire Casablanca.

Actually agreed.

[Miss Vicky]

Dori loves parties. Hey look, balloons.

[Miss Vicky]

More sharks. One voiced by Eric Bana.

[gbgoodies]

Fish are friends, not food.

[Swan]

Aren't dolphins mammals?

[Miss Vicky]

I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image. I must first change myself. Fish are friends. Not food.

Chum misplaced his friend.

[Miss Vicky]

Aren't dolphins mammals?

Yes.

[Miss Vicky]

Dori has never eaten a fish.

[Sexy Celebrity]

If you're watching Finding Nemo, it's spelled Dory.

[Swan]

Hey Rodent. Oh...

[gbgoodies]

For a clown fish, he tells very bad jokes. :(

[Miss Vicky]

Convenient address on diver's mask is convenient.

[Miss Vicky]

INTERVENTION!

[Miss Vicky]

If you're watching Finding Nemo, it's spelled Dory.

Whatever.

[Gatsby]

If you're watching Finding Nemo, it's spelled Dory.
Who cares. Dory looks like the word dorky.

[gbgoodies]

If you're watching Finding Nemo, it's spelled Dory.


I knew that. I got it right in my post. :D

[Miss Vicky]

Here's Brucey!

[Miss Vicky]

Bruce doesn't mean it. He never even knew his father.

[Gatsby]

Yo yo effect after a diet starts with "just one bite".

[Swan]

Nice.

[Miss Vicky]

Fart joke

[gbgoodies]

Nice. :lol:

[Swan]

And now we meet the fish tank gang.

[Gatsby]

BAYSPOLSIONS,

[Swan]

My bubbles.

[Miss Vicky]

My bubbles!

He likes bubbles.

[Gatsby]

Fart joke
It isn't a high quality joke, but the delivery was excellent.

[Swan]

eBay.

[Miss Vicky]

Cleaner shrimp is French. For whatever reason.

The starfish is from ebay. I've bought aquatic invertebrates from eBay.

[Miss Vicky]

Flo's sister is nuts.

[gbgoodies]

Jacques cleaning Nemo. :lol:

[Swan]

Quirky characters are quirky.

[Miss Vicky]

Nigel. Geoffrey Rush. Love him.

[Miss Vicky]

Darla. Psycho killer child.

[Miss Vicky]

The dentist is gonna see a man about a wallaby.

[Swan]

Darla. Possibly the worst Pixar character ever.

[Miss Vicky]

Enter Willem Dafoe.

[Swan]

Willem Defoe went from this to showing off his dick in Antichrist.

[Miss Vicky]

I used to have a fish named Gill. Only mine was named after the fish in What About Bob.

[Gatsby]

Daria. Possibly the worst Pixar character ever.
I disagree. Darla is the worst.

I got you this time. HA!

[Miss Vicky]

Willem Defoe went from this to showing off his dick in Antichrist.

Geoffrey Rush went from showing off his dick in Quills to this.

The sea monkey has Dory's money. She's a natural blue.

[gbgoodies]

Willem Defoe went from this to showing off his dick in Antichrist.


I think I've only seen him in this and Spider-Man.

[Swan]

I disagree. Darla is the worst.

I got you this time. HA!

Why do you always do that?

:D ;)

[Miss Vicky]

I think I've only seen him in this and Spider-Man.

I recommend The Reckoning.

[Miss Vicky]

Are you my conscience?

[gbgoodies]

I recommend The Reckoning.


Thanks. I'll check it out.

[Swan]

Scary fish incoming.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're watching Finding Nemo....

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=21764&stc=1&d=1434006023

... on USA's UP! All Night

[Miss Vicky]

Angler fish is ugly.

[Gatsby]

http://i.imgur.com/QtwpXBx.jpg

[Miss Vicky]

Angler fish is ugly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-BbpaNXbxg

[Miss Vicky]

No eating here tonight! You on a diet!

[Swan]

She remembered!

[Miss Vicky]

Dory remembers the address.

[gbgoodies]

Angler fish is ugly.


I had a very cool toy of the Angler fish that had a light that actually worked. I sold it at a show.

[Miss Vicky]

Mount Wannahockaloogie.

[Gatsby]

Those red rocks looks like clown fish eggs.

[Swan]

The Pixar creative process is amazing. They just sit around and talk about ideas. It's great.

[Swan]

Hey guys, since Funny Face isn't here we should gossip about her.

[gbgoodies]

Welcome Brother Sharkbait.

[Gatsby]

Hey guys, since Funny Face isn't here we should gossip about her.
Psssst... Funny Face isn't funny for a Funny Face.

[Miss Vicky]

Hey guys, since Funny Face isn't here we should gossip about her.

I think somebody's smitten.

[Swan]

I think somebody's smitten.

I'm trying to get her to talk. :p

[Miss Vicky]

Dory is a delay fish.

[Miss Vicky]

I was wrong earlier. The school of fish is the obligate Ratzenburger character.

[gbgoodies]

Dory is crying. :(

[Miss Vicky]

I'm a fish with a nose like a sword

[Gatsby]

Funny Face isn't online. Let's say bad things about my prom date instead.

[Miss Vicky]

Marlin is not amused.

[Miss Vicky]

Funny Face isn't online. Let's say bad things about my prom date instead.

She's invisible.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is more important than Finding Nemo... this is more important than everything that's happened since the 1990's, including September 11th:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=21765&stc=1&d=1434006545

CRYSTAL PEPSI is coming back!

I just saw it on the news. I am beyond excited.

[Miss Vicky]

Go easy on him, he's lost his son, Fabio.

[gbgoodies]

Was that supposed to be the Sydney Opera House?

[Miss Vicky]

Swim through the trench, not over it.

[Gatsby]

The school of fish sounds like the snow cone monster guy from Monsters Inc.

[Miss Vicky]

Whoa. Nice trench. Dory's got a red flag, but she's not sure why.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Funny Face isn't online. Let's say bad things about my prom date instead.

That probably won't be happening.

[gbgoodies]

This is more important than Finding Nemo... this is more important than everything that's happened since the 1990's, including September 11th:

CRYSTAL PEPSI is coming back!

I just saw it on the news. I am beyond excited.



I hate Pepsi. I'm not to fond of Coke either.

Dr. Pepper is the best.

[Miss Vicky]

The school of fish sounds like the snow cone monster guy from Monsters Inc.

Same dude. John Ratzenburger. He has a role in every Pixar movie. He was the waiter in Ratatouille.

[Miss Vicky]

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy.

[Miss Vicky]

This scene makes me want to go to Monterey.

[Miss Vicky]

Cheating death and having fun at the same time.

[Swan]

This scene makes me want to go to Monterey.

I just went there.

http://i.imgur.com/g6zPZG5.jpg

[gbgoodies]

This scene makes me want to go to Monterey.


I went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium where they filmed Star Trek IV. That was pretty cool, and kind of strange at the same time.

[Miss Vicky]

I just went there.


A**hole.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate Pepsi. I'm not to fond of Coke either.

Dr. Pepper is the best.

Dr. Pepper's not bad.

[Miss Vicky]

I went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium where they filmed Star Trek IV. That was pretty cool, and kind of strange at the same time.

I used to visit the aquarium every summer when I went to visit my grandma, who lived in Salinas. Haven't been there in a few years.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium where they filmed Star Trek IV. That was pretty cool, and kind of strange at the same time.

Star Trek IV might make for a fun commentary. It's my favorite.

[Miss Vicky]

All drains DO NOT lead to the ocean. Quit inadvertently killing pet fish, Pixar.

[Gatsby]

The starfish is my favorite out of the bunch.

[Swan]

It was fun too. I went with my sis and brother-in-law.

[Miss Vicky]

It was fun too. I went with my sis and brother-in-law.

Shut up.

[Miss Vicky]

Crush.

[gbgoodies]

I used to visit the aquarium every summer when I went to visit my grandma, who lived in Salinas. Haven't been there in a few years.


I live a little too far to visit there that often. :shrug:

[Miss Vicky]

Oh, he lives. Hey dude!

[Swan]

Whoaaa

[Swan]

Look, it's raul!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I live a little too far to visit there that often. :shrug:

Learn astral projection.

[Gatsby]

If I were to read Raul's posts in that voice it would be pretty hilarious.

[Miss Vicky]

How does unconscious Dory stay on the shell if Marlin has to hang on?

[Swan]

Crush is so zen.

[gbgoodies]

Sea Turtles are cool too.

[Miss Vicky]

Squirt!

Oh, intro.
Jelly Man, offspring. Offspring, Jelly Man.

[Gatsby]

All you need is a baby turtle to teach an over-protective parent.

[Miss Vicky]

Mr. Fish, did you die?

Sorry, I was a little vague on the details.

[Miss Vicky]

How's it going, Bob?

[gbgoodies]

I love the way his story travels.

[Miss Vicky]

Mine! Mine! Mine!

[Miss Vicky]

Nigel says the gulls are rats with wings.

[Swan]

Kung fu crab.

[Gatsby]

Australian seagulls. :rotfl:

[Miss Vicky]

Darn kids. So let's leave the window open.

Dentist ripped out the prime minister's tooth.

[gbgoodies]

Mine! Mine! Mine!


I used to babysit for a kid who always said "Mine', until I took his favorite Big Bird doll and said "Mine". He stopped saying "Mine" after that.

[Miss Vicky]

I've never babysat in my life. I plan to keep it that way.

[Miss Vicky]

Sharkbait did it!

[Miss Vicky]

Think dirty thoughts.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I used to babysit for a kid who always said "Mine', until I took his favorite Big Bird doll and said "Mine". He stopped saying "Mine" after that.

I bet you still have that Big Bird doll. It's probably somewhere in your bathroom, if there's room. Jeez. Stealing dolls from kids......

[Swan]

Do you have, your exit buddy?

[Miss Vicky]

You mean the swirling vortex of terror?

Dory has her exit buddy.

[gbgoodies]

Squirt is adorable.

[Miss Vicky]

It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!

[gbgoodies]

I bet you still have that Big Bird doll. It's probably somewhere in your bathroom, if there's room. Jeez. Stealing dolls from kids......


Nope. I gave it back to him when he gave me back my book.

[Swan]

150 dude, and still young!

[Miss Vicky]

Dirty thoughts. :randy:

I do that all the time anyway.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've never babysat in my life. I plan to keep it that way.

Somewhere, there's a child out there breathing a sigh of relief over the fact that he won't have to watch Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

[gbgoodies]

I'm thinking of something. It's orange, and it's small ...

[Swan]

I'm thinking of something. It's orange, and it's small ...

Does it have to do with Hubby? :D

[Miss Vicky]

Somewhere, there's a child out there breathing a sigh of relief over the fact that he won't have to watch Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

He should be so lucky.

If I actually liked kids finding something to watch wouldn't be a problem, considering I have so many kids movies.

[Gatsby]

I do that all the time anyway.
Like imaging you're the love of Joaquin Phoenix in an X rated erotica.

[gbgoodies]

Somewhere, there's a child out there breathing a sigh of relief over the fact that he won't have to watch Hedwig and the Angry Inch.


I'll bet that I'll have to watch Hedwig for the Musical HoF.

[Miss Vicky]

His son Bingo... NEMO... was taken to Sydney.

[gbgoodies]

Does it have to do with Hubby? :D

:nope:

[Swan]

Dory speaking whale.

[Miss Vicky]

Dory speaks whale.

[Miss Vicky]

Like imaging you're the love of Joaquin Phoenix in an X rated erotica.

So?

[Miss Vicky]

This is not whale. You're speaking, like, upset stomach.

[gbgoodies]

He should be so lucky.

If I actually liked kids finding something to watch wouldn't be a problem, considering I have so many kids movies.


The kids that I babysat for were addicted to The Muppet Movie. I think I've seen it over 100 times.

[Swan]

Swim away!

[Miss Vicky]

Whales don't eat clownfish, they eat krill.

Oh, look, krill!

[Miss Vicky]

Scum angel!

[Miss Vicky]

Don't you realize we're swimming in our own...

Shhh! Here he comes.

[Miss Vicky]

Like imaging you're the love of Joaquin Phoenix in an X rated erotica.

Also, it's imagining and now you can't fix it. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

He could learn about transgenders and sex early on his life so he'll excel in health Ed.

Hedwig's actually not transgender. John Cameron Mitchell has stated this. He only had a sex change to get out of the country.

[Swan]

This movie makes me feel bad for my dad.

[Miss Vicky]

Not much fun for little Harpo.

[Miss Vicky]

Dory thinks it's half full.

[Funny Face]

Bummed out. This is one of my favorite Pixar films.

[Miss Vicky]

The whale either said go to the back of the throat or he wants a root beer float.
I love root beer floats.

[gbgoodies]

Dory thinks it's half full.


Marlin thinks it's half empty.

[Swan]

Dory. :laugh:

[Miss Vicky]

Bummed out. This is one of my favorite Pixar films.

She appears!

[Funny Face]

The whale either said go to the back of the throat or he wants a root beer float.
I love root beer floats.
:sick:

[Miss Vicky]

:sick:

:D

[Swan]

Bummed out. This is one of my favorite Pixar films.

https://stusshed.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/img_2729.jpg

[Funny Face]

She appears!
Yeah, just in time for root beer floats... YUCK

[Miss Vicky]

THE TANK IS CLEAN!

[gbgoodies]

Bummed out. This is one of my favorite Pixar films.


Maybe we should start over so Funny Face can join?

[Miss Vicky]

Why is it that they can hear peach when she's adhered to the glass sometimes and sometimes not?

[Miss Vicky]

I want an aquascum for my tank.

[gbgoodies]

Why is it that they can hear peach when she's adhered to the glass sometimes and sometimes not?


Because it's a movie.

[Miss Vicky]

Plastic bag scoop would so not work.

[Miss Vicky]

DARLA!

[Funny Face]

Maybe we should start over so Funny Face can join?
No worries! Can't stay too long GBG but that's very sweet so ask!

[Miss Vicky]

Duck!

That's not a duck, that's a pelican.

[Miss Vicky]

Why don't they just flop to the side of the dock instead of to the end?

[Miss Vicky]

Mine.

[Swan]

I like the bird the most.

[Miss Vicky]

Find a happy place. Find a happy place. Find a happy place!

[Swan]

Psycho music! :laugh:

[Swan]

Pulling his tongue to make him move. Kind of Ratatouilleish.