Swan's Movie Commentaries

[Sexy Celebrity]

Like Slumber Party Massacre II, this movie also has a kind of weird ending that takes place in a mental hospital.

What is it with Juliette Cummins and this kind of movie that she chooses to do?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tommy has good teeth.

[Swan]

Like Slumber Party Massacre II, this movie also has a kind of weird ending that takes place in a mental hospital.

What is it with Juliette Cummins and this kind of movie that she chooses to do?

Those also both have her showing off her boobies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Jason in Tommy's visions is kind of cool.

He's like that rabbit figure in Jake Gyllenhaal's visions in Donnie Darko.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Friday the 13th Part V is nothing but an early Donnie Darko.

That redneck woman (with her son) is an early version of that old weird woman in Donnie Darko.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I love this ending.

Tommy closes the door to his room. He's in a hospital gown, with the Jason mask on, and a butcher knife in his hand, ready to kill PAM!

FADE TO BLACK.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=15775&stc=1&d=1402638098

[Sexy Celebrity]

Great commentary. Good movie. Thanks for doing it with me.

Friday the 13th V: A New Beginning

The commentary. Performed on Friday, June 13th, 2014, by Swan and Sexy Celebrity.

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[honeykid]

To me, it really doesn't matter that it's not actually Jason. I don't see why everyone complains about it not being Jason.

It's still a man in a hockey mask and he does a very convincing Jason.

In fact, as a kid, when I'd watch this movie, I'd never even really get that it wasn't Jason, 'cause back then, like when I was really young in the '80s and I'd see this movie -- I didn't watch it to focus on the plot or anything really. I didn't really know what was going on. I'd just know it was a slasher killing everyone and I'd watch for those scenes. The "it's not Jason" thing never even really dawned on me until I got older and REALLY watched it for what it was.

So, to hate this movie because it's not actually Jason is stupid. I think it just makes it more unique and fascinating. They did something different. It's what makes this film interesting. It has its own thing -- it's own theme -- which is that someone took the Jason legend and used it to act like Jason.
All this and you complain about Halloween III not being Michael Myers?:D

They let the white boy grow up and appear in two more sequels, but did the black boy?

Nope.

Racist!
It's a black guy in a horror film. It's the horror equivalent to the red shirt wearing man in a Star Trek away team that you've not seen before.
What is it with Juliette Cummins and this kind of movie that she chooses to do?
I guess it's what she's offered.

I don't have this, so I couldn't have done it anyway, but thanks for the commentary, :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Friday the 13th Part V at least still talks about and deals with Jason and characters from movies in which Jason existed.

Halloween III has NOTHING to do with Michael Myers. It's a totally different kind of thing from this.

[Swan]

I'll give it a 3+, a full point+ higher than what I initially gave it. I'm tempted to give it an extra half a point now that I'm a fan of Juliette Cummins, too, but whatever.

Thanks for commentating with me, Sexy.

[Swan]

What the hell, I'll give it a 3.5.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's really not a great movie and I gave it a high rating, but I feel like giving it that right now. I enjoyed watching it just now.

[Swan]

Me too, I think my true rating is a 3 for I'm bumping it up just for the f*ck of it.

[Swan]

Oh Sexy, Raul, Godoggo and I are doing a Halloween commentary tomorrow if you want to join. Raul said 6 PM Central.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, thanks. Maybe. I do have that.

[honeykid]

Friday the 13th Part V at least still talks about and deals with Jason and characters from movies in which Jason existed.

Halloween III has NOTHING to do with Michael Myers. It's a totally different kind of thing from this.

But it's honest about it. This is Jason without Jason, while pretending to be Jason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But it's honest about it. This is Jason without Jason, while pretending to be Jason.

Eh... I don't care about the honesty. Maybe it's not being so honest, but I think it's being smarter.

[Sexy Celebrity]

BTW, Honeykid -- I just had a thought. You were saying it was bad that FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V was basically lying to us and tricking us making us think it was actually Jason going around killing everybody and then it wasn't ----

This isn't bad, though. Actually, it's keeping in spirit with the first FRIDAY film. That movie was a mystery where you didn't know that the killer was the mother until the end. Same thing with 5 -- although it's not really a mystery, it still has the same kind of surprise element at the end -- this time with the father of Joey.

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 is sort of the same deal -- imagine seeing that when it came out in 1981. Although we're led to believe that Jason is the killer in it, and he is, it still might possibly not be. There COULD have been a twist at the end where the murderer turned out to be someone who isn't Jason. Jason was not the established villain of the series, yet, really. Part two is simply where he began. Part three establishes him -- hence the hockey mask first appears in part three.

[Sexy Celebrity]

FRIDAY 5 is actually cool because it goes back to the roots of the series by doing something different and having a surprise ending. It's A NEW BEGINNING -- it was like a horror reboot at the time -- FINAL CHAPTER was supposed to be the last one, the death of Jason. 5 was still honoring all that and starting the franchise again in a similar, but different direction.

5 is more awesome than people think it is, but everyone just goes gaga over Jason. Hence the overrated JASON LIVES after 5.

[Swan]

Anyone in the mood for a commentary?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm trying to get Honeykid to watch Scream 4.

[Swan]

Let me know if you succeed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He says he's tired but he'd do it tomorrow if you have it.

[Swan]

Yes sounds good. :up:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Swan, do you want to watch Slumber Party Massacre III?

[Swan]

Sure. Let me get set up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nostromo, if you're reading, you can join. It's on Youtube.

[Swan]

I shot him a message. Hopefully he joins.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let's take this to my thread since the first two Slumber Parties are there.

[Swan]

HALLOWEEN
(John Carpenter, 1978)

http://cdn.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/halloween-761867.jpg

With Sexy Celebrity and honeykid

[Swan]

Give me a moment to get ready.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Getting the disc.

[honeykid]

Ready when you are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay. Ready.

[honeykid]

Tell us when, Swan.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*HONKS HORN*

[Swan]

I'm just about ready.

[Swan]

Okay I'm ready. Sexy, say when.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Press Play.

[honeykid]

Play

[Swan]

And we start with beautiful orange text.

[honeykid]

The pumpkin's kind of derpy looking .

[honeykid]

PJ Soles has/had this as her ringtone.

[Swan]

Definitely a great opening title sequence.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm sick of the advertisement posts. They're just blank to me because of my ad block.

[Sexy Celebrity]

PJ Soles has/had this as her ringtone.

How do you know?

[honeykid]

Written by Mr. and Mrs. Carpenter

[Swan]

He married Debra Hill?

[honeykid]

How do you know?
Because I really am Ricky Gervais and I'm incredibly famous. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Debra Hill is dead now.

[honeykid]

Halloween 1963

[Sexy Celebrity]

Would Ricky Gervais really be hanging out with PJ Soles?

[honeykid]

He married Debra Hill?
No, but they were like a married couple, apaprently. I'm sure I've heard Carpenter refer to her as "his wife" in interviews.

[Swan]

My volume is really low and I can't turn it up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, but they were like a married couple, apaprently. I'm sure I've heard Carpenter refer to her as "his wife" in interviews.

That's nice. Was Carpenter married? Was she? Was she a lesbian?

[Swan]

This movie inspired me so much when I was younger. Still does.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Apparently Debra Hill wrote most of the girls' dialogue in this movie. I'm not sure if I saw that she and Carpenter shared a writing credit, but that is something I heard.

[honeykid]

Would Ricky Gervais really be hanging out with PJ Soles?

How the hell would I know? :D I read it in an article at a horror con. She was doing a Q&A and her phone went off. It was the Halloween theme.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie inspired me so much when I was younger. Still does.

I bet it did....

[Swan]

They wrote it together.

[Swan]

I bet it did....

I knew you would say that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You go to horror conventions, Honeykid?

[honeykid]

That's nice. Was Carpenter married? Was she? Was she a lesbian?
Carpenter's been married twice.
This movie inspired me so much when I was younger. Still does.

Really, do you want to start him off again? :D

[Swan]

I meant filmmaking wise. I knew it was a bad choice to post that right after I did. :laugh:

[Swan]

I've been wanting to go to Monsterpalooza for a few years now. The Chiodo brothers are regulars, would love to meet them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

If she just had sex, why isn't she in the bathroom cleaning up?

[honeykid]

You go to horror conventions, Honeykid?
No. I read an article and she was at one. The guy who wrote it was at it.

[Swan]

If she just had sex, why isn't she in the bathroom cleaning up?

I'm not even sure they had sex. If they did, it was really fast.

[honeykid]

Given the conventions, they had sex. But we don't know, of course.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think they had sex. I think that's a point in this movie, that they had sex. So she had to die.

[Swan]

Given the conventions, they had sex. But we don't know, of course.

We'll never know exactly what they did. In my opinion, they probably had a farting contest and she won, because if you notice, he acts kind of distant when he leaves.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How could you not speak in 15 years?

[honeykid]

Don't you think we could refer to "it" as "him"?

If you say so.

Your compassion's overwhelming Doctor.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We'll never know exactly what they did. In my opinion, they probably had a farting contest and she won, because if you notice, he acts kind of distant when he leaves.

He does seem that way.

Maybe there's something wrong with her.

But I think he also looks kinda happy with her.

[honeykid]

I really would like to see this on the big screen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That nurse with Loomis here was the woman killed in the beginning of Halloween H20.

[honeykid]

Bye bye Michael.

[honeykid]

He's gone! He's gone from here. The evil has gone!

[Swan]

Is the guy who drives away meant to be Michael?

[honeykid]

Haddonfield


Halloween

[honeykid]

Is the guy who drives away meant to be Michael?

Yes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is the guy who drives away meant to be Michael?

No, it's his chauffeur.

[honeykid]

I like that he speaks normally and she has to shout to be heard. :D

[Swan]

The score is such an essential part of this movie. It's one of the main contributors to the atmosphere.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like that he speaks normally and she has to shout to be heard. :D

That's because she's a man and men are loud.

[Swan]

No, it's his chauffeur.

Smart ass. :p

[honeykid]

The score is such an essential part of this movie. It's one of the main contributors to the atmosphere.

Absolutely. That and the framing.

[Swan]

Absolutely. That and the framing.

Hmm why do you say the framing? Not disagreeing, just curious what you mean.

[Swan]

You mean like the Michael POV shots? Like this one?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like that shot of Michael in the house looking out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But I don't like the fact that now you see him outside.

[honeykid]

Shots like that. Laurie walking away with Michael's shoulder in shot. It's constant danger. Constant voyeurism. He's always just behind something, looking at somethinig, etc. But it's not always clear whether it's Michael or just the choice of shot.

[Swan]

Anyone see the extended TV cut? I used to have it on DVD... don't know why I got rid of it.

[Swan]

Shots like that. Laurie walking away with Michael's shoulder in shot. It's constant danger. Constant voyeurism. He's always just behind something, looking at somethinig, etc. But it's not always clear whether it's Michael or just the choice of shot.

Yeah for sure. Good point.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I saw that extended cut in a store the other day. Didn't buy it, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Note that Laurie's dressed in black.

[honeykid]

Anyone see the extended TV cut? I used to have it on DVD... don't know why I got rid of it.

I have it. It's the other disc in the two disc set I bought.

This scene is very reminscent of the scene with Nancy in NOES.

[Sexy Celebrity]

See, I agree with Samuels. Fate IS a natural element, not just something to do with religion.

[honeykid]

Here's another, with the link fence trailing Tommy.

[Swan]

They say "he's gonna get you" a lot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The fate business kinda fits in with Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, where Michael's appearances at times in Haddonfield corresponded with the stars.

[honeykid]

See, I agree with Samuels. Fate IS a natural element, not just something to do with religion.

I've never associated fate with religion.

Fate is to Halloween what the talk of dreams is in the scene in NOES.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's another, with the link fence trailing Tommy.

What's with the link fence? To show that Michael is like a caged animal looking at prey?

[honeykid]

They say "he's gonna get you" a lot.

The boogieman, babysitter murders, escaped mental patient. They're all core horror/urban legend/campfire stuff. That's why they're used to such great effect.

[Swan]

Fate is to Halloween what the talk of dreams is in the scene in NOES.

What scene are you referring to in NOES?

[Swan]

This bit with the dead body reveal is really Hitchcockian.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There must be something to do with this movie and fate, though.

Like maybe Michael and the murders are all fated to happen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This bit with the dead body reveal is really Hitchcockian.

I always forget to look at that, just like now.

[Swan]

Rob Ager did an analysis of this film and his interpretation does deal with fate, if I remember correctly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Rob Ager did an analysis of this film and his interpretation does deal with fate, if I remember correctly.

I'd be interested in reading it.

[Swan]

Here's his analysis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfhx2O7Q3Zo

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know why I'm doing this commentary. I told myself I'd never do a commentary with Swan ever again.

[honeykid]

What's with the link fence? To show that Michael is like a caged animal looking at prey?
Maybe. Maybe it's just all there is protecting Tommy. Maybe it's showing how close he is to dying? Maybe it's how useless any attempts at defence or protection are.
What scene are you referring to in NOES?
Start of this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEF9GiwHTdc

[Swan]

I don't know why I'm doing this commentary. I told myself I'd never do a commentary with Swan ever again.

Nostromo too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

DeVaughn Graham.

Or Devon Graham.

Or Devonne Graham?

I wonder if DeVaughn is a black guy. Does she like black guys?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nostromo too.

Oh, is Nostromo pissed off at you?

[honeykid]

Again, this is beautiful framed shot. MIchael just off centre, two thirds out. Looks masked, but you don't know that, so it's just indistinct.

[Swan]

Oh, is Nostromo pissed off at you?

No, you said you wouldn't do a commentary with me or nostromo. During the Leprechaun 3 commentary, if I remember correctly.

[Swan]

I don't think nostromo is capable of getting pissed off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, you said you wouldn't do a commentary with me or nostromo. During the Leprechaun 3 commentary, if I remember correctly.

Oh, I forgot about that.

Last night, I saw that in September, all of the Leprechaun films are coming out on Blu-ray.

[honeykid]

See. Lots of space. Lots of places to hide. Lots of space for the viewer to be looking at. It's all staple horror stuff, but when it's done really well, it's extremely effective.

[Swan]

This scene is weird to me.... okay, so she looks out the window, sees him, then she is STILL LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW, then he's gone, then she acts all shocked that he disappeared... but wasn't she looking out the window the whole time?!?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

So... is this movie about how we're not safe at all? From anything? From fate?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This scene is weird to me.... okay, so she looks out the window, sees him, then she is STILL LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW, then he's gone, then she acts all shocked that he disappeared... but wasn't she looking out the window the whole time?!?!

I get what you're saying. I used to wonder about that.

That happens a lot in movies, it seems.

[Swan]

Oh, I forgot about that.

Last night, I saw that in September, all of the Leprechaun films are coming out on Blu-ray.

They're finally releasing a Halloween blu-ray set with all the movies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're finally releasing a Halloween blu-ray set with all the movies.

I probably won't be getting that unless the price goes way down. I would like the H6 Producer's Cut. But I believe that's only in a deluxe version.

[Swan]

Have you seen the Producer's Cut? A lot of people say it's better, but James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd) thinks it's worse.

[Swan]

Here he talks about it -

http://cinemassacre.com/2011/10/28/halloween-6/

[honeykid]

So... is this movie about how we're not safe at all? From anything? From fate?

It's about the ultimate evil, who escapes from where he's been held and goes back home to kill. Laurie comes to the door and becomes the target.

But it can be whatever you want.

Great song on the radio.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Have you seen the Producer's Cut? A lot of people say it's better, but James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd) thinks it's worse.

True story -- I once knew the writer of Halloween 6.

He sent me the producer's cut on VHS. Years ago. I don't have it anymore, but yeah, I've seen it.

It's not great, and it's still stupid, but I do like it more than the released version.

[honeykid]

Thankfully the cop can't smell pot. :D

[Swan]

That writer also wrote The Girl Next Door (the horror one).

[Swan]

Blue Oyster Cult on radio.

So disappointed their Godzilla song wasn't used in the recent Godzilla movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That writer also wrote The Girl Next Door (the horror one).

I didn't know that. I know he directed a major Friday the 13th documentary, which I'd like to see.

[Swan]

I didn't know that. I know he directed a major Friday the 13th documentary, which I'd like to see.

Looks like he's done a few documentaries on some horror movies. Friday the 13th, Scream, Nightmare on Elm Street. I was watching some of his NOES documentary this morning, since it's on Netflix.

[Swan]

Ben Tramer hehehehehehe.

[Swan]

It's "trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat," kids.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Have you seen the Producer's Cut? A lot of people say it's better, but James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd) thinks it's worse.

It's definitely not anything great... but the ending was better. The lead girl in that movie was tied up to an altar for a sacrifice. People were dressed like druids. Paul Rudd came in and saved her. They ran and got out of there. Paul Rudd used some rune stones on Michael and made him stop chasing him. But then it got confusing. Dr. Loomis suddenly had a mark on his arm, like the mark on Michael's arm. I don't know where it was going to lead, but Michael was leaving the hospital dressed as The Man in Black. It almost seems like Dr. Loomis is now cursed to become like Michael, which is stupid.

[honeykid]

Strange, over here it's Give us some money or we'll burn your house down.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I can see why the Angry Video Game Nerd thought the released film was better. A lot of times when something gets changed, the original version is automatically deemed BETTER because "the evil studio changed it and ruined it." But maybe they changed it because it really did suck.

But I recently watched H6, the released version, and I didn't like the ending. Although... it's kinda better seeing Paul Rudd hitting Michael with the lead pipe. Maybe it is better, but there's some stuff that's really stupid, like the crazy lady in the hallway Paul Rudd runs into.

[Swan]

Halloween 6 is so bad. Why do you need to give Michael all that mythological crap. He's scary without all that stuff.

[honeykid]

Although... it's kinda better seeing Paul Rudd hitting Michael with the lead pipe. .
I'd rather it was the other way around.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Halloween 6 is so bad. Why do you need to give Michael all that mythological crap. He's scary without all that stuff.

It gets too complicated. Stupid. Having a new family is kind of pointless. It just feels like it's trying to prolong the series.

I love Halloween 5. It deserved a better sequel. It should have at least focused more on Jamie again.

[honeykid]

JLC doesn't look like herself in that shot where she giggles on the phone.

[Swan]

Did they know what the man in black in 5 would lead to? If I remember right, they didn't, and just threw it in. But I could be wrong.

[Sexy Celebrity]

JLC doesn't look like herself in that shot where she giggles on the phone.

She looks better.

[honeykid]

Annie's going to have to go out. Time to die.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did they know what the man in black in 5 would lead to? If I remember right, they didn't, and just threw it in. But I could be wrong.

You're right. They didn't know. It was just something they put in.

They speculated about it possibly being Michael's father, come to watch over him.

The writer/director of Halloween 5 was really ridiculous. I've watched that movie with the commentary on.

But he was strangely passionate, I thought, and I do think that's a good movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Man in Black is actually in this film. You see him at Smith's Grove when Loomis is leaving. He's the man Loomis is talking to.

[honeykid]

We could watch The Thing From Another World and do a commentary.

[Swan]

The Man in Black is actually in this film. You see him at Smith's Grove when Loomis is leaving. He's the man Loomis is talking to.

I don't believe you. Show me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Originally, Halloween 5 was written to include Jamie as Michael's sidekick killer, apparently. I'm not sure how that would have looked, though -- Jamie trotting around as a little kid killer working with Michael.

[honeykid]

Heeeeeeeeeeeererereree's Michael.

[honeykid]

No tricks for Annie tonight.

[Swan]

We could watch The Thing From Another World and do a commentary.

I'd be up for that. Or Carpenter's Thing.

[honeykid]

The use of light and shadow in this scene is great, too.

[Swan]

Originally, Halloween 5 was written to include Jamie as Michael's sidekick killer, apparently. I'm not sure how that would have looked, though -- Jamie trotting around as a little kid killer working with Michael.

It's weird that 4 ended with her killing her mom and then 5 does nothing with it, acts like it never happened. Kind of like Friday the 13th 5 and 6.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't believe you. Show me.

When Loomis is talking to a man about Michael escaping -- "How did Michael drive out of here???" "Maybe someone gave him lessons!"

Apparently, according to the writer of Halloween 6, that's Wynn, the guy who is The Man in Black in Halloween 6. Remember how in that movie, the man in black was a visitor/old friend of Loomis' at Smith's Grove?

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's weird that 4 ended with her killing her mom and then 5 does nothing with it, acts like it never happened. Kind of like Friday the 13th 5 and 6.

In order to continue the franchise with Jamie, I personally think it was a good idea that Jamie returned to normal instead of becoming evil herself. She was just momentarily possessed by evil.

Silly, but whatever. Maybe she can become evil, but she has a stronger good force within her? Kinda makes it scarier. What if she just suddenly turns evil at random moments?

[honeykid]

Lock your doors! Bolt your windows and turn out the lights!

[Swan]

When Loomis is talking to a man about Michael escaping -- "How did Michael drive out of here???" "Maybe someone gave him lessons!"

Apparently, according to the writer of Halloween 6, that's Wynn, the guy who is The Man in Black in Halloween 6. Remember how in that movie, the man in black was a visitor/old friend of Loomis' at Smith's Grove?

Oh that guy? Pfft.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So was that a sexual remark? "I've seen you stuck in plenty of other positions."

[honeykid]

Yes. Was it too subtle for you? :D

[honeykid]

The old girl scout comes through again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes. Was it too subtle for you? :D

No, I've always thought that. But it makes one wonder -- why is he always getting stuck? Is she a trap?

[honeykid]

I think you're being too literal.

[Swan]

Honeykid you are way ahead of me again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm just now at "the old girl scout."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Annie's whistling her death song.

[Swan]

Annie is going back to get the keys.

[honeykid]

Annie's just died. Let me know when you're there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wasn't the car door locked a moment ago?

[Swan]

He's currently killing her.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Annie's in the process of getting killed.

[honeykid]

He's currently killing her.

I just love this as a post. :laugh:

[Swan]

Is that Forbidden Planet on TV?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I imagined a little status bar -- "Annie is at 50% murdered." "75%" "80%" "90%" "100%." "Completed."

[Swan]

I imagined a little status bar -- "Annie is at 50% murdered." "75%" "80%" "90%" "100%." "Completed."

Halloween meets Scott Pilgrim.

[Swan]

Everyone watch for Loomis's creeper face coming up. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wish Advertisement had a Michael Myers avatar. That would be creepy.

[honeykid]

Death has come to your little town, Sherrif.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Have you guys seen Advertisement's favorite movies?

[Swan]

Do the advertisements show as posts or something? Does it show advertisement as having a profile?

[Swan]

Screencap it.

[honeykid]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You guys don't see the posts from something with the username Advertisement???

[Swan]

I have adblock.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I use No Script, but I still see these posts.

[Sexy Celebrity]

HK, you don't see Advertisement posts? As in from a user called Advertisement?

[Swan]

I'm going to take a gander using Safari.

[honeykid]

HK, you don't see Advertisement posts? As in from a user called Advertisement?

Not in this thread.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe Yoda's only testing it with a few people.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'll screen cap.

[honeykid]

Has taking the phone of the hook ever been good in a film of any genre?

[Swan]

HOLY SH*T ADVERTISEMENT ACTUALLY HAS A FAVORITE MOVIES LIST AND IT'S ALL MONEY RELATED MOVIES LIKE WALL STREET AND CASINO.

[honeykid]

I'll be right back.

[honeykid]

Does it matter?

[Swan]

Does it matter?

Sorry I thought it was hilarious.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah.

This is it. (http://i.imgur.com/dXghSVb.jpg) I turned off No Script so you can see the ad.

[honeykid]

Best kill of the film.

[Swan]

Love Michael's head turn. How many times do you think that's been copied in other films?

[honeykid]

Sorry I thought it was hilarious.
No need to apologise, I just don't get it? You think it's funny. That's alright with me. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

My screen cap fits with the movie.

"Death has come to your little town, Sheriff."

Advertisement: Be Prepared for Hurricane.

[honeykid]

I love the glasses over the sheet.

[honeykid]

Michael sounds like a tired dog panting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why would she think her friend would call her in the middle of orgasming? I mean, even for a laugh, that's just odd.

[Swan]

Michael making some disturbing noises under that mask.

[honeykid]

Why would she think her friend would call her in the middle of orgasming? I mean, even for a laugh, that's just odd.

Well it wouldn't be while she actually was, would it. It'd be like a heavy breather.

[Swan]

Loomis is just standing there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well it wouldn't be while she actually was, would it. It'd be like a heavy breather.

I don't know. I guess I always took that as Laurie thinks her friend called her while having sex. Or accidentally called her, I dunno.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've heard that female apes, when they're having sex, like to make loud noises so the other females can hear them having sex. To show off that they're getting some. It signals that that particular female ape is good at getting the males and has a higher status than the other females. Maybe it would be the same kind of thing here.

[Swan]

I've heard that female apes, when they're having sex, like to make loud noises so the other females can hear them having sex. To show off that they're getting some. It signals that that particular female ape is good at getting the males and has a higher status than the other females. Maybe it would be the same kind of thing here.

You'd think it would be the males doing that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Except it's not, of course, because she's really just getting murdered by Michael.

[honeykid]

That's a great shot. Laurie coming through the french windows/

[Sexy Celebrity]

You'd think it would be the males doing that.

Oh, no, no. It's the females. It's the bitchy women. That's why women fight with each other and are jealous with each other. Being a woman is a competitive sport with other women.

[Swan]

Quaker Oats.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Those female monkeys are saying, "I'm getting the sperm and you're not!"

[Swan]

I love how the apes in the new Planet of the Apes movies have no genitals.

[honeykid]

Here's the bodies reveal.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anyway, Laurie has found Annie dead.

[Swan]

Such a creepy shot with the gravestone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I find it funny the way the boyfriend hangs upside down. He swings back and forth.

[honeykid]

That fall is also used in NOES.

[Swan]

I love how he's that close to her and he manages to only cut her shirt.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the shot of Michael with his butcher knife as he's standing upstairs.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The film gets good about here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now it actually sort of feels like an actual horror film. Since we're finally at the climax.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*****'s going down.

[honeykid]

Ah, the suburbs. Where everyone goes to hide away from danger and ignores it when it finds them.

[Swan]

They see her begging for help but just decide to ignore her. What a**holes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm drinking beer. It's making me feel kinda good.

[honeykid]

The film gets good about here.
No, it's been good since the beginning, but I know what you mean.

[honeykid]

Again, look at that shot, with Laurie cowering in the light of the doorway against the couch. It's wonderfully framed and lit.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks like Michael's going to be doing a little bit of knitting.

[honeykid]

They see her begging for help but just decide to ignore her. What a**holes.
Another modern horror trope. There's a whole thing about horror movies being a reaction to the middle classes fleeing to the suburbs in order to protect their children and escape the realities of poverty.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do you all wanna watch another scary movie after this? I'm in the mood for another one now.

[honeykid]

That's right, Tommy. You can't kill the boogieman.

[honeykid]

Do you all wanna watch another scary movie after this? I'm in the mood for another one now.
Sure.

[Swan]

I think one of the reasons this movie inspired me so much as a kid is it does feel like a movie anyone can make (anyone with passion) - I mean, it's very minimalistic, there's pretty much no blood or special effects. But it still works so well.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Another modern horror trope. There's a whole thing about horror movies being a reaction to the middle classes fleeing to the suburbs in order to protect their children and escape the realities of poverty.

Life is a danger zone.

[honeykid]

Now I'm flashing to one of the mock ups Holden used for the 70's thread. :D

[Swan]

I love those kinds of movies, those low budget movies that feel like you could make that kind of movie if you wanted to.

[honeykid]

Life is a danger zone.

Kinda treading all over the point there, SC, but yeah. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think one of the reasons this movie inspired me so much as a kid is it does feel like a movie anyone can make (anyone with passion) - I mean, it's very minimalistic, there's pretty much no blood or special effects. But it still works so well.

Yeah, but the thing is, WHAT do you make? What do you make that hasn't been done before? You can't just do another Halloween. You have to do something else.

[honeykid]

Michael's The Undertaker. :D

[honeykid]

Yeah, but the thing is, WHAT do you make? What do you make that hasn't been done before? You can't just do another Halloween. You have to do something else.

Why not? Everyone else has.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why not? Everyone else has.

Well, if you don't wanna work hard at it, I guess.

[Swan]

Yeah, but the thing is, WHAT do you make? What do you make that hasn't been done before? You can't just do another Halloween. You have to do something else.

Well, I mean, you can make whatever kind of movie you want. Go make a typical slasher if you want... more power to ya.

If you want to change cinema, then yeah, you have to do something new and unique.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But something like this movie -- probably comes easy to someone.

You probably just have to be lucky and talented and end up making something that works. It's something you don't really consciously set out to do.