Swan's Movie Commentaries

[Sexy Celebrity]

And to think that some old guy is telling this whole story to a group of kids out at some camp fire. Those poor kids!

[Swan]

Good ending speech.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm gonna put this movie in the foggy parts of my memory.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Fog:

0.5

[honeykid]

Did you enjoy that, SC. :p Told you it was a mistake the moment I heard you say it was your first viewing.

[honeykid]

4

Normally, higher, but I couldn't really get into the atmosphere of it with the commentary.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You were right.

[Sexy Celebrity]

rating_4

Normally, higher, but I couldn't really get into the atmosphere of it with the commentary.

That's because your atmosphere was covered in Sexy Fog.

[Swan]

3.5 Really good movie. The rating could go up or stay the same watching it by myself, without any distractions.

[honeykid]

Glad you liked it, Swan. It's the sort of thing I thought you might like.

[Swan]

I've seen it before, but I didn't remember much of it beforehand. Remembered some stuff while watching it though.

[honeykid]

Anyone up for another?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anyone up for another?

If it's something I like.

[honeykid]

Any ideas? Are you for another one, Swan?

[Swan]

I would, but I've got plans to watch something in a bit. Sorry.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm just gonna stop then, too. Thanks, though.

[honeykid]

OK. Thanks for the commentaries., :)

[Swan]

POULTRYGEIST: NIGHT OF THE CHICKEN DEAD
(Lloyd Kaufman, 2006)

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f145/ifiswan/Poultrygeist-Poster-poultrygeist-11322222-450-578_zps9d8f2951.jpg

With The Gunslinger45 and Sexy Celebrity

[Swan]

In a bit. Gunslinger has to eat.

Anyone who wants to join, please feel free.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I might. It's on Youtube. Will see if I can make it in time.

[The Gunslinger45]

I am back from eating. I am willing to wait on SC if need be.

[Swan]

Sexy we can wait for you if you want.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just give me 2-3 minutes.

[Swan]

Groovy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm ready. Tell us when to press play.

[The Gunslinger45]

Ready when you all are.

[Swan]

This is Sexy's job. I guess I'll do it this time.

PRESS PLAY!

[Swan]

Class Troma logo.

[The Gunslinger45]

At Team Troma part.

[Swan]

Arbie looks like Sid from Skins to me.

[The Gunslinger45]

Dry humping in a graveyard. lol

[Swan]

Wendy/Kate Graham is a babe.

[Swan]

Trying to get the bra off. :laugh:

[The Gunslinger45]

Arbie, Wendy... Paco Bell. Most everyone has a parody of a fast food chain.

[Swan]

My mom's a retard and my dad's blind.

[Swan]

Arbie, Wendy... Paco Bell. Most everyone has a parody of a fast food chain.

Carl Jr. and Micki (McDonald's) too. I don't know why Hummus wasn't named after a fast food chain.

[The Gunslinger45]

I'll stay true to you.

Said every high school romance ever.

[The Gunslinger45]

Carl Jr. and Micki too (McDonald's). I don't know why Hummus wasn't named after a fast food chain.

No Muslim fast food chains that I know of.

[Swan]

Armbidextrous.

[The Gunslinger45]

No... his other hand!

[Swan]

No Muslim fast food chains that I know of.

I didn't realize they are based on ethnicity. I guess with Paco Bell, that makes sense.

[The Gunslinger45]

And undead fingers in his bum...

[Swan]

I was watching the making of for this. The guy who plays Arbie was doing this crazy sh*t with the girls (Wendy and Micki) in the audition, he was naked and they were topless. He got a boner. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

WHAT THE F**K.

[The Gunslinger45]

I didn't realize they are based on ethnicity. I guess with Paco Bell, that makes sense.

Denny's is ironic I guess since they have a history of crappy service to Black folk.

[Swan]

She <3's cock.

[The Gunslinger45]

So the movie is a horror comedy revolving around a chicken restaurant on an Indian Burial Ground where Native American souls team up with dead chickens for revenge against Whitey.

Whats not to like!

[Swan]

I love Arbie's shirt.

[Swan]

So the movie is a horror comedy revolving around a chicken restaurant on an Indian Burial Ground where Native American souls team up with dead chickens for revenge against Whitey.

Whats not to like!

It's just the best.

[Swan]

I'm going to see if I can buy that shirt. Maybe it's on the Troma site.

[The Gunslinger45]

It is

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh crap your girl just went became a lipstick lesbian.

[Swan]

You can.

https://www.tromashop.com/troma-entertainment/apparel/i-love-the-monster-hero-toxie-t-shirt-apparel

[The Gunslinger45]

All of these people volunteered to be in this movie and were not paid.

[Swan]

All of these people volunteered to be in this movie and were not paid.

Classic Troma.

[Swan]

You said you'd never change, but here you are just bumpin' tacos!

[Swan]

Sexy you there?

[The Gunslinger45]

Classic Troma.

Classic Troma cheapskateness. lol

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd probably volunteer to do one of their movies.

[Swan]

These are flip flops.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sexy you there?

I'm here but I have a headache and this movie's stupid.

[The Gunslinger45]

A drunk Native American. Everyone is mocked in this flick.

[The Gunslinger45]

And oh yeah... it is a musical.

[Swan]

I'd probably volunteer to do one of their movies.

I guess they let just about anyone be a production assistant too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd like to write a movie for them.

[The Gunslinger45]

Ex girlfriend protests restaurant, spurned lover works for said business. Classic move...

[Swan]

I'm here but I have a headache and this movie's stupid.

You make me sad.

[Swan]

I'd like to write a movie for them.

James Gunn, who wrote and directed the new Guardians of the Galaxy, wrote Tromeo and Juliet.

[The Gunslinger45]

It could be worse. It could be sharknado.

[The Gunslinger45]

James Gunn, who wrote and directed the new Guardians of the Galaxy, wrote Tromeo and Juliet.

Tromeo and Juliet was my first Troma flick.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She just wants to explode.

[Swan]

Arbie is totally Sid from Skins.

http://images.buddytv.com/btv_2_1229161_1_434_593_0_/sid---mike-bailey---.jpg

[The Gunslinger45]

HUMUS! Not Hamas! lol

[The Gunslinger45]

Chicken is still alive!

[Swan]

HUMUS! Not Hamas! lol

As Humus would say.... HUH?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't even know what Skins is.

I know a Native American movie called Skins.

[The Gunslinger45]

I love how Troma still does practical effects.


Also a bestiality joke...

[Swan]

Skins is a UK TV show.

[Swan]

I love how Troma still does practical effects.

For sure.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ron Jeremy.

This isn't the first Troma movie he's done.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh hi Ron Jeremy...

[Sexy Celebrity]

I met the real Subway Jared once.

[Swan]

A Cluckwork Orange.

[The Gunslinger45]

HA! Subway joke.

[Swan]

Potatos and gravy!

[Miss Vicky]

It could be worse. It could be sharknado.

Sharknado >>>> Poultrygeist.

And you know how I feel about that movie.

[The Gunslinger45]

Sharknado >>>> Poultrygeist.

And you know how I feel about that movie.

You are too harsh. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Isn't this fat guy in, I think, Citizen Toxie? Toxic Avenger IV?

Doesn't he eat a bomb and fart when it goes off?

[The Gunslinger45]

NOT THE EGG!

[Swan]

Sharknado >>>> Poultrygeist.

And you know how I feel about that movie.

You never even finished Poultrygeist.

[The Gunslinger45]

And now for an epic diarrhea joke.

[Swan]

That's the sound of my aching heart.

[Swan]

Isn't this fat guy in, I think, Citizen Toxie? Toxic Avenger IV?

Doesn't he eat a bomb and fart when it goes off?

He's in a ton of Troma movies.

[The Gunslinger45]

That's the sound of my aching heart.

No that is the sound from a toilet bowl... :D

[The Gunslinger45]

I had no idea they were VC chicken...

[Miss Vicky]

You never even finished Poultrygeist.

I don't have to finish it to get the gist of how sh!tty it is.

[rauldc14]

Another commentary after this with your pal Raul?

[Swan]

Arbie is a true patriot.

[The Gunslinger45]

Meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty damn good.

-Denis Leary

[Sexy Celebrity]

Another commentary after this with your pal Raul?

You could be watching this. It's on Youtube. That's how I'm watching it.

[The Gunslinger45]

So Chicken Bunker = USA?

[Sexy Celebrity]

You could be looking at non-existent titties.

[Swan]

Eat my meat you vegan whores!

[rauldc14]

You could be watching this. It's on Youtube. That's how I'm watching it.

I'm at work. On my way home.

[Miss Vicky]

You could be looking at non-existent titties.

Those were some pretty disappointing titties.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Heat seeking moisture missile."

That guy in Leprechaun 3 who gets killed by the robot with breasts says that.

[The Gunslinger45]

Dream sequence is funny. Also filmed in what used to be a church because they could not do it in the McDonalds.

More biting satire then anything in the movie...

[Swan]

I think Wendy is a babe and her boobs are just fine with me.

Micki's alright.

[Swan]

How could I ever love someone who wants me to eat cock?

[The Gunslinger45]

More Jared

[Swan]

I think that might be the best line in the movie.

[Swan]

Jared is about to become skinny.

[The Gunslinger45]

Love the effects.

[Swan]

I forgot to mention - I love how Wendy runs.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh that is a horrible looking bathroom!

[Swan]

This is possibly my favorite musical number.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I feel like you could poop, pick it up in your hands and smear it all over the walls and you'd have a Troma movie.

[Swan]

I feel like you could poop, pick it up in your hands and smear it all over the walls and you'd have a Troma movie.

Well, I don't disagree.

[The Gunslinger45]

This is possibly my favorite musical number.

Mine is the theme song and the General's song. But this is a great one too.

[Swan]

My meat in your buns makes such special sauce!

[Swan]

Mine is the theme song and the General's song. But this is a great one too.

I really like Wendy and she really shines in this number.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have just had it with the lesbian girlfriend storyline. I mean, I don't care. A skinny version of a fat man just ripped out of the fat man's body. Who cares about the stupid lesbian?

[The Gunslinger45]

I have just had it with the lesbian girlfriend storyline. I mean, I don't care. A skinny version of a fat man just ripped out of the fat man's body. Who cares about the stupid lesbian?

It gets weirder...

[Swan]

Tromeo and Juliet poster. I have that movie but I haven't watched it yet. Got to get on that sh*t.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The problem with these movies is they do a lot of shocking things and act in a shocking manner, but the story is so secondary and so boring. If they could only just incorporate the shocks into something interesting that pulls the movie along with them.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh look boobies...

[Swan]

There, Sexy, there are big boobs just for you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't see any big boobs.

[Swan]

The problem with these movies is they do a lot of shocking things and act in a shocking manner, but the story is so secondary and so boring. If they could only just incorporate the shocks into something interesting that pulls the movie along with them.

I like the story.

[Swan]

I didn't see any big boobs.

They are there.

[Swan]

I think you have to like the characters to like the story, as usual. I like the characters so.

[The Gunslinger45]

And now I want Subway or KFC....

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is just like, "Ooooh! Lesbians! How funny! How shocking! How hysterical!"

[Swan]

Great cameo by the guy under the chicken suit.

[The Gunslinger45]

And now The General!

[Swan]

This movie is just like, "Ooooh! Lesbians! How funny! How shocking! How hysterical!"

I think them being lesbians is not meant to be shocking in any way. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

But really it's the sight gags that are interesting. Like that Muslim lady just now. Why was she throwing a skeleton into the dumpster? What's her story?

[Swan]

Sexy you're a bit ahead of me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at the colonel.

[Swan]

You posted that whole post and then I got to her dumping the skeletons.

[The Gunslinger45]

I love this bit. The General is funny as hell!

[Swan]

I love this bit. The General is funny as hell!

The General is wonderfully evil.

[The Gunslinger45]

Fast food chains are supposed to be starting jobs for teenagers. Get over it.

[The Gunslinger45]

HA! She had cock in her face.


Pun had to be said.

[Swan]

Paco Bell sure steals this scene.

[Swan]

I watched this with my sister and brother-in-law and we were eating pepperoni pizza during this scene.

[The Gunslinger45]

Liberation by masturbation...

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at Lloyd Kaufman now.

[Swan]

The one and only Lloyd Kaufman.

[The Gunslinger45]

Lloyd Kaufman is the Troma Stan Lee or Mel Brooks.

[The Gunslinger45]

FORESHADOWING!

[Swan]

Lloyd Kaufman is the Troma Stan Lee or Mel Brooks.

He does kind of look like Mel Brooks. Almost.

[The Gunslinger45]

Revolution through jerking off. Laziest... activism... EVER!

[The Gunslinger45]

He does kind of look like Mel Brooks. Almost.

Both short and Jewish. And old.

[Swan]

Revolution through jerking off. Laziest... activism... EVER!

If jerking off was revolution there would be world peace by now.

[The Gunslinger45]

Bye Paco! For now...

[The Gunslinger45]

If jerking off was revolution there would be world peace by now.

:rotfl:

[The Gunslinger45]

Blaming the chicken!

[The Gunslinger45]

Another funny song.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, Gunslinger. I was out earlier and I found the Lethal Weapon soundtrack on vinyl. For my collection.

[Swan]

Lloyd Kaufman is great but if you watch behind the scenes Troma stuff, he can get pissed on set quite easily.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh, Gunslinger. I was out earlier and I found the Lethal Weapon soundtrack on vinyl. For my collection.

AWESOME! I ordered the Taxi Driver off Amazon. On CD.

[Swan]

I want to learn that handshake.

[Sexy Celebrity]

AWESOME! I ordered the Taxi Driver off Amazon. On CD.

I have that, actually. On CD. Found it for 99 cents. Same place where I got the Lethal Weapon record.

[The Gunslinger45]

Hey I was in the Army! F U!

[Swan]

I bought the Dawn of the Dead and The Exorcist soundtracks the other day. Was surprised to find Polymorphia by Penderecki (who I'm a big fan of) is in The Exorcist.

[The Gunslinger45]

Sloopy Paco's... EW! Soylent Green is on the menu.

[Swan]

The customers are dancing.

[Swan]

The chicken has declared jihad on us all! Oh, that reminds me, I need to get a tampon.

[The Gunslinger45]

Someone hose off Humus...

[Swan]

The priest looks like Joe Hill (Stephen King's son) to me.

[The Gunslinger45]

And chicken lover Carl's Jr

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie makes me think of this picture:

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=14884&stc=1&d=1400669314

[The Gunslinger45]

And Catholic molestation joke...

[Swan]

Tom Cruise or John Travolta... hmmm....

[The Gunslinger45]

Paco is gay.

[The Gunslinger45]

Tom Cruise or John Travolta... hmmm....

Both.

[Swan]

I'll believe in the supernatural when I see it, talking sandwich.

[The Gunslinger45]

The one true weakness of Native Americans. The answer is incredibly racist.

[Swan]

Carl Jr. dropped out of Harvard.

[Swan]

This guy reminds me of Bon Iver or something.

[The Gunslinger45]

Carl Jr. dropped out of Harvard.

Makes sense since Kaufman went to Yale. They have a rivalry.

[The Gunslinger45]

Ew... kissing raw meat.

[Swan]

Makes sense since Kaufman went to Yale. They have a rivalry.

And he majored in China Studies.

[The Gunslinger45]

Porno music to a cold chicken love scene.

EEW!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have to agree with Miss Vicky about this movie.

[The Gunslinger45]

Bye bye Johnson...

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh all the blood! Or fake blood! lol

[Swan]

There is no better movie to watch with a group of people than this. Forum commentaries don't count.

[The Gunslinger45]

NOT THE BROOM!

[The Gunslinger45]

Great, now the chicken is infected...

[Swan]

Denny's wants to make a fast food franchise called Denny's.

[The Gunslinger45]

We all take it in the dumper sometimes boy...

[Swan]

We all take it in the dumper sometimes boy...

Says the man with a diaper fetish.

[The Gunslinger45]

Says the man with a diaper fetish.

Yeah is has issues...

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh look, he is weak to whiskey.

No that is not racist at all! :rolleyes:

[Swan]

Micki eats cock.

[Swan]

Oh look, he is weak to whiskey.

No that is not racist at all! :rolleyes:

Are you really offended by it?

[The Gunslinger45]

Free chicken won the crowd.

[The Gunslinger45]

Are you really offended by it?

No. But lets be real, this is SO politically incorrect! :D

[The Gunslinger45]

Not to mention in bad taste.

[Swan]

No. But lets be real, this is SO politically incorrect! :D

Dude it's Troma. :laugh: This is the most politically incorrect movie ever.

[The Gunslinger45]

Boy get over here with them matches. This cross won't burn itself!

Dear God this is hilarious!

[Swan]

Not to mention in bad taste.

I'm offended by this statement.

[The Gunslinger45]

Dude it's Troma. :laugh: This is the most politically incorrect movie ever.

I still say Blazing Saddles is more un PC. But Troma is great too.

[Swan]

Great bit with the disabled kid.

[Swan]

I still say Blazing Saddles is more un PC. But Troma is great too.

Maybe. I haven't watched that movie in years.

[The Gunslinger45]

I'm offended by this statement.

I like John Waters movies. No offense intended. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've had it with this thing. At least a John Waters movie has more taste. Goodbye.

[The Gunslinger45]

And diaper scene...

[Swan]

Bye Sexy, thanks for trying.

[Swan]

We're just getting to the good part now though.

[The Gunslinger45]

Subtle this movie is not...

[The Gunslinger45]

I have not seen this much green vomit since The Exorcist.

[Swan]

Then The General is gonna eat the chicken!

[The Gunslinger45]

We are about an hour into the movie and still no zombie chickens. Only beef I have with this movie.

[Swan]

We are about an hour into the movie and still no zombie chickens. Only beef I have with this movie.

You have to build it up. I have no problem with it.

[Swan]

I can see your point though.

[The Gunslinger45]

It is a minor beef.

[The Gunslinger45]

Everything else is gold.

[rauldc14]

Isn't this done yet!? We need to watch a good film.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh hi zombie chicken...

[Swan]

Isn't this done yet!? We need to watch a good film.

This is a good film. You haven't even seen it!

[The Gunslinger45]

Isn't this done yet!? We need to watch a good film.

I am offended by THIS statement. :D

[rauldc14]

Don't even know what you are watching lol

[Swan]

Dammit raul. :p

[The Gunslinger45]

And now the fun starts...

[Swan]

Here comes the best and craziest part.

[Swan]

After this part.

[The Gunslinger45]

Zombie chicken Native Americans. Only in a Troma movie.

[The Gunslinger45]

I really like this transformation scene...

[Swan]

Chicken monster!

[Swan]

Bye Denny's!

[The Gunslinger45]

And now the big scene...

[Swan]

The people who did the makeup and costumes also did it for free, at least some of them.

[Swan]

I know it's fattening, but I love the skin!

I hate the skin!

[The Gunslinger45]

The people who did the makeup and costumes also did it for free, at least some of them.

Paid in like the triple digits I think...

[The Gunslinger45]

The budget on this movie was super tight...

[Swan]

Boobs girl gets to live.

[rauldc14]

Yup, this sucks :p

[The Gunslinger45]

Make a wish!

[Swan]

Yup, this sucks :p

Don't hate when you haven't seen it.

[Swan]

Lloyd Kaufman kicking ass.

[Swan]

Oops! Sorry.

[The Gunslinger45]

Saved by Llyod!

[Swan]

'Tweren't nothin'.

[The Gunslinger45]

And then he gets turned...

[Swan]

I love how he has an afro. :laugh:

[The Gunslinger45]

And Cajun chicken...

[The Gunslinger45]

Bye human Llyod.