Swan's Movie Commentaries

[Miss Vicky]

Kid in the waiting room. :laugh:

[gbgoodies]

How would you like to be that kid in the waiting room, and thinking that you're next? :eek:

[Swan]

Ugh. Darla is terrible.

[Miss Vicky]

I'd say those instruments are no longer sterile.

[Miss Vicky]

:(

[Swan]

That's kind of horrific. Imagine if they were humans. He comes in to see his kid dead. Imagine being the father in that situation.

[Funny Face]

I think of this movie when I'm at work and focusing on a vocal imitation lesson with the kids. I look and sound just like Dory when I give them words to try speaking.

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[Sexy Celebrity]

That's kind of horrific. Imagine if they were humans. He comes in to see his kid dead. Imagine being the father in that situation.

I don't remember what's going on, but this doesn't sound right.

[Miss Vicky]

I look at you and I'm home. Please, I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.
I'm sorry, Dory, but I do.
:bawling:

[gbgoodies]

This is pretty traumatic for a "kids" movie. :(

[Miss Vicky]

I'm Dory.
I'm Nemo.
Nemo?! That's a nice name.

[Funny Face]

I look at you and I'm home. Please, I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.
I'm sorry, Dory, but I do.
:bawling:
For someone that calls themselves a bitch, kids movies make you cry A LOT.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm trying to watch the movie with you guys in a Helen Keller sort of way. I can't see or hear it. Don't discriminate.

[Miss Vicky]

Crab torture.

[Miss Vicky]

For someone that calls themselves a bitch, kids movies make you cry A LOT.

STFU. :mad:

[jiraffejustin]

For someone that calls themselves a bitch, kids movies make you cry A LOT.

Bitches love Pixar.

[Swan]

What if he found out his son was alive, was so happy, only to hug him to death. :D

[Funny Face]

What if he found out his son was alive, was so happy, only to hug him to death. :D
I might hug you to death when we meet!

[Swan]

Dad learned a lesson. His son can do anything!!!

[gbgoodies]

What if he found out his son was alive, was so happy, only to hug him to death. :D


This is a Pixar movie, not a horror movie.

[Funny Face]

STFU. :mad:
Don't make me sing at you!

[Miss Vicky]

I might hug you to death when we meet!

Just make sure you both stay out of my bubble.

[Swan]

This is a Pixar movie, not a horror movie.

It was a joke.

[Swan]

Oh God, you just had to cut to a flashback. Thanks a lot Pixar. :(

[Funny Face]

Just make sure you both stay out of my bubble.
Swan and I might have to make a MV sandwich. Watch out. :devil:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just make sure you both stay out of my bubble.

Miss Vicky's a Bubble Bitch?

She's in one of those bubbles, like in Bubble Boy?

[Miss Vicky]

Father/son bonding moment.

*touch*

[Swan]

God, the last 20 minutes make this movie. This movie makes me love my dad. I might have to give it full marks as well.

[Funny Face]

Miss Vicky's a Bubble Bitch?

She's in one of those bubbles, like in Bubble Boy?
Yup, it's why she doesn't drive.

[Funny Face]

Father/son bonding moment.

*touch*
Are you crying again?

[Miss Vicky]

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

Squirt is an exchange student from the EAC. Dory has a shark escort.

[Miss Vicky]

Are you crying again?

No. Actually this movie doesn't make me cry. I was exaggerating.

[Swan]

We all learned something today...

Pixar movies are great for commentaries. :cool:

[Miss Vicky]

The dentist had to bag the fish and... where'd the fish go?

Now what?

The End.

4

[Funny Face]

No. Actually this movie doesn't make me cry. I was exaggerating.
That might pass with other MoFos but I know you in real life. Cry baby.

[gbgoodies]

We all learned something today...

Pixar movies are great for commentaries. :cool:


And they need a more complete plan to escape. :lol:

[Swan]

4.5

I like it as much as Ratatouille, but less than WALL-E.

[Miss Vicky]

That might pass with other MoFos but I know you in real life. Cry baby.

Seriously though. This isn't Up or Cars. Nemo doesn't make me cry.

[Swan]

I'm bobbing my head to the music and my cat totally saw me and excitedly jumped onto the bed. :laugh:

[gbgoodies]

Great movie. Not the best Pixar movie, but it's up there near the top of the list.

4.0

[Funny Face]

Seriously though. This isn't Up or Cars. Nemo doesn't make me cry.
I've known you for about ten years and I still don't believe you... but okay MV. ;)

[gbgoodies]

I'm bobbing my head to the music and my cat totally saw me and excitedly jumped onto the bed. :laugh:


I love this song.

[Miss Vicky]

I've known you for about ten years and I still don't believe you... but okay MV. ;)

Whatever.

[Funny Face]

:D

[Gatsby]

4

[Swan]

I might have to stay up to watch WALL-E.

[gbgoodies]

Mike from Monsters Inc. just swam by. :)

[Gatsby]

Didn't dig this commentary. :(

[Miss Vicky]

I have to be at work in 7 hours. My movie watching is over for the night.

[gbgoodies]

I might have to stay up to watch WALL-E.


I wish I could, but it's after 4 AM here, and I have things to do before I can go to sleep.

[Miss Vicky]

Didn't dig this commentary. :(

Probably because you weren't really in it. :p

[Swan]

Didn't dig this commentary. :(

Why not?

[Swan]

I wish I could, but it's after 4 AM here, and I have things to do before I can go to sleep.

Vicky doesn't want to do a commentary for it since she just watched it, and I want to give it a proper reviewing, so I wasn't thinking commentary anyway. But cheers.

[Gatsby]

Just didn't feel like doing it. Didn't know what to say or joke about. Two commentaries in one sitting for me is a bit of a burden.

[Miss Vicky]

Thanks to tonight's commentaries, I have surpassed Holden's post count and now have the sixth highest count. Still trailing mark by about 6,000 posts, though.

[Funny Face]

Thanks for letting me crash that last bit. Sweet dreams!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just didn't feel like doing it. Didn't know what to say or joke about. Two commentaries in one sitting for me is a bit of a burden.

In groups, I think double commentaries can be tiring. It just seems more like a very long MOFO CHILL CLUB session.

[Swan]

Thanks for the commentaries folks. Sorry you didn't have fun the second time Gatsby.

[Miss Vicky]

It didn't feel like a burden to me, especially since they're fairly short movies. :shrug:

[gbgoodies]

I enjoyed both movies.

Good Night everyone.

[rauldc14]

Man I am devastated missing two of my favorite animated movies as commentaries.

[gbgoodies]

Man I am devastated missing two of my favorite animated movies as commentaries.


Neither commentary was my idea, but I'm sorry that you missed them. I found the first commentary after it started and followed along quietly for a while. I only caught up when they had to pause due to some technical problems.

I wish these commentaries were scheduled so more people could enjoy them. It's a shame when someone misses a commentary of a movie they love.

[Nope1172]

Neither commentary was my idea, but I'm sorry that you missed them. I found the first commentary after it started and followed along quietly for a while. I only caught up when they had to pause due to some technical problems.

I wish these commentaries were scheduled so more people could enjoy them. It's a shame when someone misses a commentary of a movie they love.
I agree, I think that people should start scheduling commentaries a day before they happen, that way more people won't miss it.

[Miss Vicky]

If you want to do a commentary, you can always post in the Come Commentate With Me (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=36116&page=59&highlight=come+commentate+with+me) thread and schedule something in advance. Or if there's a specific person you want to do one with, you can message them and arrange something.

Which reminds me, I need to talk to hk and schedule a Black Snake Moan commentary.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Considering this place, I'm surprised there's not commentaries scheduled up to YEARS in advance.

"This year, we're gonna commentate on every movie in the 1980's. Next year, we're gonna commentate on every movie in the 1970's. In 2017, we'll do the '60s. Prepare yourself for 1950's commentaries in 2018. Start buying food to eat for the 1940's commentaries in 2019. Miss Vicky, you busy in 2020? There's a lot of 1930's movies to cover and commentate on."

[rauldc14]

Eh, that doesn't make sense to me. Only lists are talked about like that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Eh, that doesn't make sense to me. Only lists are talked about like that.

I'm joking that it could get to a point where people get as hardcore about commentaries as they do with the countdowns.

[rauldc14]

I don't think that will happen. Though I wonder about the countdown future after docs and fifties. Probably another all time list too.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't think that will happen. Though I wonder about the countdown future after docs and fifties. Probably another all time list too.

Top 100 Movies of the Millennium: Part 2

Top 100 Movies of the 1990's: Part 2

Top 100 Movies of the 1980's: Part 2

Top 100 Movies of the 1970's: Part 2

Top 100 Movies of the 1960's: Part 2

And so on and so on and so on.............

[Miss Vicky]

There's no point in redoing the decade lists. It's not like more 70s movies have been made since the last one. But it's been five years since the last all time list (which was a redo of one that was done a few years before that), so it's definitely time for a reboot.

[Swan]

Scheduling commentaries is fine and all, but there is a charm to spontaneous commentaries.

[Nope1172]

Swan, when are you thinking about doing your next one, I would love to join in, Ive never done na commentary before

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Scheduling commentaries is fine and all, but there is a charm to spontaneous commentaries.I find you charming no matter what you do.:kiss:

[Swan]

Swan, when are you thinking about doing your next one, I would love to join in, Ive never done na commentary before

Cool, I'm not sure when the next one will be, but if you're on, I'll send you a message. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's no point in redoing the decade lists. It's not like more 70s movies have been made since the last one. But it's been five years since the last all time list (which was a redo of one that was done a few years before that), so it's definitely time for a reboot.

And in 5 years, it could be time to redo the 90s, 80s, 70s, 60s lists......

Part of it might also depend on who's a member of Movie Forums. I mean, in five years, if this site is still going strong, there's likely to be a bunch of a brand new people that might have different tastes. Or they're just bored and need something to do.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Scheduling commentaries is fine and all, but there is a charm to spontaneous commentaries.

Also if you schedule a commentary for the next day or so... what if you're suddenly not in the mood to watch it? Or you become busy and can't do it then?

I find you charming no matter what you do.:kiss:

:bea:

Where's my kiss?

[rauldc14]

We still need to do that Big Trouble in Little China commentary!

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

:bea:

Where's my kiss?

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[Sexy Celebrity]

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[The Sci-Fi Slob]

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Don't be so rough next time.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't be so rough next time.

That's how I like it. You can do the same.

[Swan]

ZOMBEAVERS

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With cole416!

[Cole416]

:)

[Swan]

Ready?

[Cole416]

Yeah. Give me like 1 or 2 minutes of time

[Swan]

Okay. Play at :18

[Cole416]

Wait, lets go at :20.. my netflix is going so slow atm.

[Cole416]

Sorry lol

[Swan]

Ok.

[Swan]

Playing.

[Cole416]

played!

[Swan]

Can you tell me all about it?

[Cole416]

My friend told me I cant **** in his house anymore - lol.

[Cole416]

LOL. You see that deer up there? Yeah. I don't think you do. THUMP!

[Swan]

So far, this movie is hilarious.

[Cole416]

I'm sorry

u r a liar

[Swan]

U r a liar.

[Swan]

Gotta sh*t. :laugh:

[Cole416]

wtf

They're out of toilet paper so i had to use my hands

[Cole416]

d*ck pics lol

[Swan]

Weiner photographs.

[Cole416]

Wow you have blossomed so much!

No, her t*ts are still small.

[Swan]

The script for this movie is incredible.

[Cole416]

This is so bad lmao

[Swan]

This is so bad lmao

You know you love it.

[Cole416]

Nevermind, just got better.

[Camo]

Zombeavers :rotfl:

[Swan]

Nevermind, just got better.

They chose the right girl too. Zoey is my favorite so far.

[Cole416]

They chose the right girl too. Zoey is my favorite so far.
Heck no. Blondie (and im not talking about Clint Eastwood) is the hottest easily.

[Cole416]

Is that like green beaver urine?

[Swan]

Heck no. Blondie (and im not talking about Clint Eastwood) is the hottest easily.

Maybe, but Zoey's got personality.

[Cole416]

LOL She covered her t*ts when she saw the bear. I'm so done.

[Swan]

Kiss, dammit!

[Cole416]

That'd be nice if they made out

[Cole416]

"Why are there no streetlights? Because there's no streets"

[Swan]

Only a pretentious a**hole wouldn't be able to enjoy this movie.

[Cole416]

Dude in the letterman looks like Kiefer Sutherland.

[Cole416]

Gentlemen, i'll see you in the bone zone.

[Swan]

I feel like a power ranger!

[Cole416]

rekt.

[Swan]

Right in a nuts.

[Cole416]

OMG SHES GONNA DIE BEAVER

[Swan]

Can we pause? I need to pee but don't want to miss anything.

[Cole416]

ok cool

[Swan]

Paused.

[Swan]

Okay, play at :51

[Cole416]

kk

[Cole416]

playedd

[Swan]

Playing.

[Swan]

OH MY GOD ITS A PUPPET!

[Cole416]

We need a safety orgy

[Swan]

Safety orgy.

[Cole416]

Yeah its safer in the lake than the house

[Swan]

Why did the beaver cross the road?

[Cole416]

ooooh BF sleeps with friend not cliche

[Swan]

ooooh BF sleeps with friend not cliche

So original. This script is better than Chinatown and Citizen Kane combined.

[Cole416]

LOL this is so bad, im so glad hes dead tho

[Cole416]

ITS COMING BACK FOR SECONDS!!!!!!!!

[Cole416]

OH MY GOSH IT CUT THE TELEPHONE LINES THEYRE SO SCREWED!

[Cole416]

They threw the dog in the same direction theyre swimming....

[Swan]

Poor dog. :(

[Cole416]

Poor Kiefer look-a-like :(

[Swan]

Jen is the worst actress in the movie.

[Cole416]

Very very true

[Swan]

Leaving the cheaters with Jen. Sh*t will go down.

[Cole416]

lol why did half of them leave. smart!

[Cole416]

LOL dog switch to beaver

[Swan]

No duh.

[Cole416]

go blondie, small jabs!

[Swan]

Filthy hairy beavers!

[Swan]

What you got there? Sandwich?

No it's Buck's foot...

[Cole416]

They're so screwed

[Cole416]

MAKE OUT SESH PLS

[Swan]

omg no way

[Swan]

Dammit.

[Cole416]

OH NO, OSCAR WORTHY TRANSFORMATION!

[Swan]

So Zoey is the final girl? Right on.

[Cole416]

BUCKKKKKKK

[Swan]

Oh wait. The cheaters are still alive.

[Cole416]

reminds me of "A Clockwork Orange" when she jumped out lol

[Cole416]

glasses girl is hot too damn

[Swan]

glasses girl is hot too damn

Yeah the brunettes are bangin' IMO.

[Cole416]

Dude, you see that tree? Yep. I don't think you do. WAM!

lol

[Cole416]

can we pause for just a second please?

[Swan]

Okay.

[Swan]

Pasauzed.

[Cole416]

ok ready. :34

[Cole416]

started

[Cole416]

You still here?

[Swan]

Yeah sorry. I pressed play.

[Swan]

Woo! Zoey's the final girl!

[Cole416]

What a POS, threatens to kill friend because she thinks that they could be bit but she was bit as well.

[Cole416]

cop out ending lol

[Swan]

Oh, I guess she's not. :laugh:

[Swan]

Proper rating: 2.5
Enjoyment rating: 3.5

Had a blast. Thanks for doing the commentary dude!

[Cole416]

5 for teh lulz but 1 for serious lol.

[Cole416]

just kidding. but i'd probably go with yours, maybe bump the enjoyment up to 4 and the proper to 2

[Cole416]

I enjoyed it lol, glad they didn't make it too long either.

[Swan]

TRICK 'R TREAT

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With cole416!

[Cole416]

omg 19999

[Swan]

I heart this movie.

(20,000th post)

[Cole416]

I heart this movie.

(20,000th post)
Lame!

[Swan]

Lame!

Shut up!

[Swan]

Ready?

[Cole416]

Yessir.

[Swan]

Start at :45

[Cole416]

started!

[Swan]

Playin' like a super saiyan.

[Cole416]

spoooooooky intro

[Cole416]

i doubled my volume from watching a regular movie. this should be....... interesting.

[Cole416]

she's hot

[Swan]

MY 20,005TH POST!!!!!!!!

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[Cole416]

Less lame.

[Swan]

Creepy guy turns out to be just a normal dude in costume cliche.

[Swan]

Being attacked by midget cliche.

[Cole416]

LOL WHAT

what the hell just happened

[Cole416]

I can tell this is gonna be good

[Swan]

Have you heard of this movie before, Cole? Was quite a big deal among horror fans when it came out.

[Cole416]

Yeah heard of it, but never bothered to look at a trailer or anything.

[Swan]

Anna Paquin is great.

[Cole416]

Im a sucker for blondies. Which one is she?

[Cole416]

Calling it, fat kid is the bad guy

[Swan]

Im a sucker for blondies. Which one is she?

Paquin is little red riding hood.

[Cole416]

Paquin is little red riding hood.
They're all hawt :D:eek:

[Swan]

Kid can vomit.

[Cole416]

grossss

[Swan]

HOPPY HOLLOWOONNNNNNN

[Swan]

Cole you there?

[Cole416]

happy halloween! screw you.

[Cole416]

Yeah

[Cole416]

dat loud music

[Cole416]

gross costume

[Swan]

The only slow segment in this movie is the last one. It's the only part I could do without. Even though it's not terrible.

[Ðèstîñy]

What are you guys watching?

[Swan]

What are you guys watching?

Trick 'r Treat.

[Cole416]

What are you guys watching?
Trick 'r Treat!

And Swan we have such different tastes for girls imo.

[Swan]

And Swan we have such different tastes for girls imo.

Dude I was kidding. :laugh:

[Cole416]

we can agree this is hot!

[Cole416]

Dude I was kidding. :laugh:
Oh lol, I was thinking you were kind of being pervy

[Ðèstîñy]

I,ve never heard of that. Well, except for around Halloween. :p

OK, I was just curious. Carry on! As you were! :)

[Cole416]

oh god nerd alert

[Swan]

Oh lol, I was thinking you were kind of being pervy

Nope.

[Swan]

Since you like blondes, here's Anna Paquin as a blonde. Normally I go for brunettes but I like her as both brunette and blonde.

http://www.wallpaperfo.com/thumbnails/detail/20120427/true%20blood%20anna%20paquin%202336x3504%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperfo.com_64.jpg

[Cole416]

as minio would say... kinky!

this horror story though lol

[Swan]

The thing that I love about this movie is the constant twists and turns and interconnecting of the stories.

[Cole416]

What did you give this on first watch?

[Cole416]

lol "he's really really nice"

"so he's hideous?"

[Swan]

What did you give this on first watch?

I don't remember. I'd probably give it a four plus now.

[Cole416]

The schoolbus wasnt that deep i guess!

[Cole416]

Actually this is a really cool story.

[Swan]

Man, kids can be so mean.

[Cole416]

Oh wow, nevermind. It would have been really cool if the badguys were the kids that died in the legend

[Swan]

Oh wow, nevermind. It would have been really cool if the badguys were the kids that died in the legend

Stories not over buddy. :D

[Cole416]

Oh jeez!!!

[Cole416]

Wow and you thought Rhonda was hot. SMH.

[Swan]

Wow and you thought Rhonda was hot. SMH.

It was a joke, because she's the "ugly girl". I thought it would be obvious. Immediately after I posted it I realized it was a joke in really poor taste so I deleted it. Don't remind me jerk. :( :D

[Cole416]

yeah Anna Paquin got a lot hotter

[Swan]

yeah Anna Paquin got a lot hotter

I know dude.

[Cole416]

wtf

[Swan]

So cool.

[Cole416]

Im kind of lost but w/e

[Swan]

Im kind of lost but w/e

Why are you lost?

[Cole416]

Why are you lost?
I must not have been paying close enough attention, why did they all turn into Werewolves/Vampires/WTF things?

[Swan]

I must not have been paying close enough attention, why did they all turn into Werewolves/Vampires/WTF things?

They turned into werewolves. It's a ritual for them to turn into werewolves and eat men on Halloween. Anna Paquin had never done it before - making her a "virgin" among the werewolves.

[Cole416]

They turned into werewolves. It's a ritual for them to turn into werewolves and eat men on Halloween. Anna Paquin had never done it before - making her a "virgin" among the werewolves.
Ohhh that makes sense.

[Swan]

Ohhh that makes sense.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UMgThbX1_3s/Tzta4hqdxqI/AAAAAAAAPKc/zaE7TomPErw/s1600/thinking-cap.jpg

:D

[Swan]

This is the segment I'm not over the moon about.

[Cole416]

Someone's playing tricks on the old man

[Cole416]

they're summoning satan!

[Swan]

OH MY GOD A CANDY BAR!!!!!!!!