Swan's Movie Commentaries

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sneaky Alicia and her motorcycles.

[Swan]

I would like to see Schumacher's version of the Joker.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mr Freeze arrives at Arkham Asylum in a freezer/fridge thing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I would like to see Schumacher's version of The Joker.

That is a thought........

[Sexy Celebrity]

Turkish Bath.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This Turkish Bath scene, with this gang here, reminds me of The Lost Boys, now that I think about it.

[Swan]

Glow-in-the-dark paint.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What IS this floor?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bane is always being controlled by a more powerful woman, isn't he?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate these stupid scenes with Bruce Wayne's throwaway girlfriend in the movie. She serves no purpose, really.

[Swan]

Oh sh*t, this is my jam.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And just like The Lost Boys, now the young'uns are hanging out and --

Oh my god, were those people dressed like Clockwork Orange people?

There's Coolio.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Anyway, they're all riding motorcycles, like in The Lost Boys.

[Swan]

I read a long time ago, like when I was like a kid, that when you shoot a gun into the air the bullet can come down and hit you on the head, and kill you that way. Don't know if it's true.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I read a long time ago, like when I was like a kid, that when you shoot a gun into the air the bullet can come down and hit you on the head, and kill you that way. Don't know if it's true.

I don't know, but I'm willing to believe it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've often thought that was possible.

[Sexy Celebrity]

How can you not believe it, Robin?

Alfred's an old man. Old men die!

[Swan]

Okay, my mouse ran out of batteries so I missed the motorcycle scene, who won?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, my mouse ran out of batteries so I missed the motorcycle scene, who won?

You know what? I don't know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alicia almost fell or something. I don't think we learn of the actual winner.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't really care too much about the plot of this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Really, my favorite thing about this movie is probably the ridiculous dialogue.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Uma Thurman and Arnold Schwarzenegger deliver the lines really well.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I'll help you grab your rocks."

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Reinforced steel.... not good!"

[Swan]

I think I had a Batman action figure from this movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Poison Ivy's weapon is basically making men horny.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Imagine if the Poison Ivy action figure actually came with that kind of weapon.

[Swan]

Batman and Robin are worse than Obi-Wan and Anakin.

[Sexy Celebrity]

EXIT! *GROWLS*

[Sexy Celebrity]

Batman and Robin are worse than Obi-Wan and Anakin.

Robin just said he's going Solo!

[Swan]

Nice catch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

YOU LIE!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm Sorry.

[Swan]

As that tear was falling, I knew they would do something with it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

YES!

[Sexy Celebrity]

ENDLESS WINTER!

THE WORLD!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Adam... and Evil!

[Swan]

It's weird to me that people born in 2000 are now 14.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Robin wants a Robin signal.

Who would use it??

[Swan]

I hope the Batgirl costume has nipples.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Oh, dear. Bad guys are at it again. Shall we call Batman or Robin? Which signal?"

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hope the Batgirl costume has nipples.

Actually, she's the only one nipple-less.

[Swan]

Actually, she's the only one nipple-less.

That's weird then that they didn't think to reject the bat-nipples concept altogether when they decided to include Batgirl.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie should have been in 3-D. Imagine the Poison Ivy pheromone dust spraying out at the audience.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's weird then that they didn't think to reject the bat-nipples concept altogether when they decided to include Batgirl.

Showing a woman's nipples is always a no-no. It's deemed too arousing, too explicit. You can show the rest of a woman's boobs in places, but never the nipples. They always have to be hidden.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Uh oh. Alicia's breaking into the Batcomputer.

[Swan]

Showing a woman's nipples is always a no-no. It's deemed too arousing, too explicit. You can show the rest of a woman's boobs in places, but never the nipples. They always have to be hidden.

Well, I know that, it just seems like a weird continuity problem that could have been fixed by not giving any of them nipples.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, I know that, it just seems like a weird continuity problem that could have been fixed by not giving any of them nipples.

It's a Joel Schumacher movie. He's gay. Nipples are going to stay on the men.

[Swan]

I didn't know he was gay. That explains everything.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't know he was gay. That explains everything.

Everything.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"It is the size of your gun that counts!"

"GUN!"

[Swan]

Mr. FREEZE is FREEZING people.

I'm terrible at puns.

[Sexy Celebrity]

BOMB!

BOMB!

BOMB!

BOMB!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here comes the Max Headroom Alfred.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alfred made the Batgirl suit. Suddenly he's Project Runway's Tim Gunn.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm actually wishing this movie would hurry up and end. It's LONG!

[Swan]

I'm actually wishing this movie would hurry up and end. It's LONG!

I agree. It was fun for a while but I want it to end now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"I need a sign."

"How about SLIPPERY WHEN WET?"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Batman Saw.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Poison Ivy fixes her hair while looking at her reflection in her mini knife.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's almost over..... it's almost over.........

[Sexy Celebrity]

I still prefer this movie over the other Batman films, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

BANE:

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT."

[Swan]

My favorite Batman film is The Dark Knight, which I think is the best superhero film of all-time.

Yeah I know, how many times have you heard that? But it's a good movie dammit. :mad:

[Sexy Celebrity]

My favorite Batman film is The Dark Knight, which I think is the best superhero film of all-time.

Yeah I know, how many times have you heard that? But it's a good movie dammit. :mad:

Yeah.... I might even prefer that film over this film, too.

[Nostromo87]

"Reinforced steel.... not good!"

favorite scene in the movie, wish i had been on here in time to join. was watching the NBA Finals Game 2. the game wasn't very interesting tho

[Swan]

Is Batman in like, his Superbat costume or something?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes, they somehow found the time to change costumes.

[Swan]

And the day is saved.

[Sexy Celebrity]

A doctor who keeps his medicine right on his arm.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alicia looks like Hell.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I've often wondered what Mr. Freeze does to Poison Ivy at Arkham Asylum to make her life a living Hell.

[Swan]

I don't like seeing Alfred show so much emotion.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And there they go.

THE END.

3

[Swan]

I'll give it a rating_1_5.

Thanks for doing the commentary, Sexy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No problem, Swan.

[honeykid]

I read a long time ago, like when I was like a kid, that when you shoot a gun into the air the bullet can come down and hit you on the head, and kill you that way. Don't know if it's true.
They did this on Mythbusters. I can't remember for sure, but I think it's busted.
Poison Ivy's weapon is basically making men horny.
The most powerful weapon.

This movie should have been in 3-D. Imagine the Poison Ivy pheromone dust spraying out at the audience.
If there has to be 3D, this is the sort of film it should be used for.

It's not a good film and I don't think I've ever seriously just sat and watched it all the way through in one go, but I wish I'd been around for this. It would've been fun.

Thanks for the commentary, guys. :)

[mark f]

From Mythbusters (http://mythbustersresults.com/episode50):

Bullets fired into the air maintain their lethal capability when they eventually fall back down.
BUSTED / PLAUSIBLE / CONFIRMED
In the case of a bullet fired at a precisely vertical angle (something extremely difficult for a human being to duplicate), the bullet would tumble, lose its spin, and fall at a much slower speed due to terminal velocity and is therefore rendered less than lethal on impact. However, if a bullet is fired upward at a non-vertical angle (a far more probable possibility), it will maintain its spin and will reach a high enough speed to be lethal on impact. Because of this potentiality, firing a gun into the air is illegal in most states, and even in the states that it is legal, it is not recommended by the police. Also the MythBusters were able to identify two people who had been injured by falling bullets, one of them fatally injured. To date, this is the only myth to receive all three ratings at the same time

[Sexy Celebrity]

This was gonna be in my thread, but I think it's better that we do it here.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=15804&stc=1&d=1402690867

Friday the 13th Part V:
A New Beginning

with Swan and Sexy Celebrity

[Swan]

Alight Sexah Celebritah, I am ready.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Press Play.

[Swan]

Playing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this one your favorite or just one of your favorites?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This scene with Corey Feldman here was filmed in his backyard.

[Swan]

Is this one your favorite or just one of your favorites?

One of my favorites. I recently watched 5 - Jason X because I hadn't seen them before, and found this one and Jason X to be the funnest. But, I would have to rewatch the first four to know exactly what my favorites are.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They are unearthing Jason from his grave.

But this is just a dream sequence that the older Corey Feldman character -- who actually isn't Corey Feldman -- is having.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This opening is a lot like Friday the 13th Part VI's.

[Swan]

I will say I initially gave this one kind of a low rating, because I was thrown off by it not being Jason. But it's weirdness and uniqueness grew on me over time.

[Swan]

Grown up Tommy looks exactly like kid Tommy.

[Swan]

Juliette Cummins!

[Swan]

I love how they say "Special Appearance by Cory Feldman" after he made his special appearance.

[Sexy Celebrity]

To me, it really doesn't matter that it's not actually Jason. I don't see why everyone complains about it not being Jason.

It's still a man in a hockey mask and he does a very convincing Jason.

In fact, as a kid, when I'd watch this movie, I'd never even really get that it wasn't Jason, 'cause back then, like when I was really young in the '80s and I'd see this movie -- I didn't watch it to focus on the plot or anything really. I didn't really know what was going on. I'd just know it was a slasher killing everyone and I'd watch for those scenes. The "it's not Jason" thing never even really dawned on me until I got older and REALLY watched it for what it was.

So, to hate this movie because it's not actually Jason is stupid. I think it just makes it more unique and fascinating. They did something different. It's what makes this film interesting. It has its own thing -- it's own theme -- which is that someone took the Jason legend and used it to act like Jason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Grown up Tommy looks exactly like kid Tommy.

However, he doesn't really look like a 16 year old, which is the age I believe he is. He looks like a 25 year old.

[Swan]

Yeah, it doesn't bother me anymore. It just kind of felt off to me because they all have the actual Jason, and then this one doesn't. But, like you said, it makes it more unique and different.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't see Juliette Cummins yet. Did you just see her name in the credits? Or was she standing around?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I saw Mark Venturini, the guy who plays Suicide in Return of the Living Dead. He was on a tractor.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Help Destroy a Family Tradition" a sign reads on the wall behind the doctor.

What family tradition is that?

[Swan]

Credits. I was so happy to be reminded that she's in this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I never really cared for her, though.

I like the Violet character. The punk girl with the purple hair and the weird dance.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I saw Violet in a video on Youtube (talking about this movie) the way she looks now -- aged horrrrrrrriblyyyyyy.

[Swan]

In a year, Tommy will go through so much puberty that he'll look entirely different.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They should have had grown up Reggie in Friday the 13th Part VI.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This guy who plays Tommy here was apparently a method actor. He stayed in character as Tommy throughout the whole shoot.

[Swan]

I saw Violet in a video on Youtube (talking about this movie) the way she looks now -- aged horrrrrrrriblyyyyyy.

If you Google Juliette Cummins, there are some pics of how she looks now. I think she's still hot stuff.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, here come the redneck mama and son.

[Swan]

The lady who played Violet looks like she got into drugs or something. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

"They were screwin' their heads off!"

Here comes the Mama's Family portion of the movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT, MA!

WILL YOU SHUT THE F**K UP?!?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's got a bomb on her. She'll blow ya all up! She swears to it!

[Swan]

Here comes the craziest murder in the entire movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This scene with Joey used to seem so stupid to me, but once I figured out that he's supposed to be the killer's son... and is the reason why this murder spree starts in the first place... now it makes sense.

But it's all still really weird. An obnoxious fatso who likes candy bars gets murdered, so his father "becomes" Jason and kills everyone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Although, if you think about it, Jason Voorhees was supposed to be a weird, deformed kid, and he wound up dying, and his mother took revenge.

This is actually the same thing. Joey is like Jason. And here, the father takes revenge.

Pretty neat, huh?

[Swan]

It is weird. Isn't it great?

[Sexy Celebrity]

It would have been funny if Joey came back as a zombie (a fat zombie) and became the killer in Friday the 13th Part VI.

[Swan]

Although, if you think about it, Jason Voorhees was supposed to be a weird, deformed kid, and he wound up dying, and his mother took revenge.

This is actually the same thing. Joey is like Jason. And here, the father takes revenge.

Pretty neat, huh?

Whoa, I never thought about that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Joey needs Richard Simmons.

[Swan]

I love that kill for some reason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I could just imagine Richard Simmons crying hysterically over this death scene of Joey. Like if he was actually there or even just watching the movie -- he'd be in tears. He really would. He cries a lot.

[Swan]

It would have been funny if Joey came back as a zombie (a fat zombie) and became the killer in Friday the 13th Part VI.

He should have had a cameo in Return of the Living Dead.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I need a picture of that paramedic blowing bubblegum for my bubblegum thread.

[Swan]

This guy is a looneyist.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Joey's bloody body lying there is so gory.

It's really disturbing. It's more disturbing than the other kills, really, because it's not a Jason murder. There's something more real about it. And the way Joey just lies there like a fat, dead hunk of meat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Some think these guys at the car here are gay.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't think I see it, though.

[Swan]

I think I'm ahead of you. What's going on for you? He just got killed with the firecracker for me.

[Swan]

Now he's singing like a dumbass.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, the other guy is about to die now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't get why the fake Jason killed them. They have nothing to do with the halfway house for mentally ill kids.

At least, I don't think they do....

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tommy got all buff. He works out?

[Swan]

I don't get why the fake Jason killed them. They have nothing to do with the halfway house for mentally ill kids.

At least, I don't think they do....

Because the other guy was going to kill all the looneys before he got to.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I agree with you now. He is better than the Tommy from Part VI.

[Swan]

I love how the kid pouts.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Because the other guy was going to kill all the looneys before he got to.

.... Huh?

They were going to murder the others first?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This Jason kills EVERYONE. He even kills that kid's grandpa.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But the real Jason kills everyone, too. Tommy's mother got killed in the last movie.

[Swan]

.... Huh?

They were going to murder the others first?

I'm kidding. The one guy said something like "I think all those loonies should be killed."

[Sexy Celebrity]

Reggie is so funny.

REGGIE'S GRANDPA: "I don't think Victor and Joey will be having breakfast with us this morning."

REGGIE: "Or any other morning!"

REGGIE'S GRANDPA: "REGGIE!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

Can he take a joke?

HELLO??? You're at a halfway house for mentally disturbed teenagers and kids.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This redneck woman called Joey a "piggo."

And now she just called her redneck son a BIG DILDO.

[Sexy Celebrity]

YOU HEAR ME, JUNIOR?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

WHO THE F**K ARE YOU AND WHAT THE F***K DO YOU WANT?!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Come back here after you got all the sh*t out and then I'll fill your stomach!

[Swan]

For some reason it never clicked to me that they all have mental illnesses. Most of them seem totally normal.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They're a mother and son, those rednecks. It's another Jason and his mother kind of nod.

[Sexy Celebrity]

For some reason it never clicked to me that they all have mental illnesses. Most of them seem totally normal.

Well, yeah, they're just unknown actors who took a leave from their waiter jobs to do this movie.

[Swan]

"Lana with nothing ona."

Smooth, man, smooth.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here comes some boobs.

"I'm going to party!"

[Sexy Celebrity]

IT'S SHOWTIME!

[Sexy Celebrity]

We never see Lana before this scene, do we?

[Sexy Celebrity]

We see Billy, though. I think he was the man who drove Tommy to the house at the beginning.

[Swan]

We never see Lana before this scene, do we?

Nope. I don't like this pair much.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cat jumped out of nowhere and scared Lana. In her diner.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Nope. I don't like this pair much.

Really? I always used to like this part.

[Swan]

The sequence is enjoyable but I don't like these characters.

[Swan]

I like them being killed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Uh oh. She's outside and Billy's somewhere dead.

And Lana's COLD.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And there's all kinds of cocaine in the car.

[Swan]

And Lana's COLD.

You know what that means!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, and there's an axe murderer standing outside the car, too.

[Swan]

Maybe he's killing these random people just for practice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There goes Lana. Axe to the chest.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe he's killing these random people just for practice.

Not a bad thought.

He seems like a pro, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sheriff laying back in the chair, smoking a cigar.

[Swan]

That bit reminds me of the bit in Halloween where Laurie looks outside, sees Michael, then it cuts back to her, STILL LOOKING, then cuts to where Michael was, and he disappeared. I never liked that bit much because Laurie is looking the whole time, and still acts shocked when he's gone.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They think Jason was cremated, yet he's also buried.

[Swan]

I like this girl too. The big ta-ta's girl.

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's lots of big boobs in this movie.

[Swan]

Well, I mean the one we're watching now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"F**k you!"

"Exactly.... f**k me."

*races to the woods to f**k*

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now "Jason" is finally gonna start killing the mentally ill teens. Starting with the horniest.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Who is this guy watching them?

Just some perverted peeping tom?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I read this sex scene was originally filmed to be more explicit. Practically X-rated.

[Swan]

I read this sex scene was originally filmed to be more explicit. Practically X-rated.

They seem to have cut out the part where they actually have sex.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's night already.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Neon "Trailer Park" sign.

[Swan]

WHOA. The girl who played Tina (big ta-ta's girl) is named Deborah Voorhees.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's another Return of the Living Dead guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

WHOA. The girl who played Tina (big ta-ta's girl) is named Deborah Voorhees.

Yep. Heard that before.

[Swan]

Hey that is the Return of the Living Dead guy. And he's dressed similarly. Maybe it's the same guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Reggie and Pam have an interracial relationship.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What's the point of Reggie meeting up with his older brother, who's shacking up with his exotic girlfriend in a van?

Just so there would be more victims? And more family members of Reggie's to kill?

They really should have made Reggie grow up in a sequel.

[Sexy Celebrity]

They let the white boy grow up and appear in two more sequels, but did the black boy?

Nope.

Racist!

[Swan]

What's the point of Reggie meeting up with his older brother, who's shacking up with his exotic girlfriend in a van?

Just so there would be more victims? And more family members of Reggie's to kill?

They really should have made Reggie grow up in a sequel.

I guess that's the reason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tommy's sibling is still alive. Reggie's sibling won't be soon. Reggie's gonna be even more screwed up.

[Swan]

Stay cool baby.
Stay safe reckless.

[Swan]

Portapotties are nasty.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, Reggie, it's not those enchiladas that's making you need to take a dump. It's that marijuana you're smoking.

[Swan]

I have to say, I like this chick. She seems laid back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Damn, he's an abusive boyfriend. She merely shakes the port-a-potty while he's in it for fun, and he's like, "YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, BITCH!"

He's O.J.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just heard her gasp. She's been killed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now Jason's shaking the port-a-potty.

He REALLY hates it when you shake the port-a-potty.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looks like she already got it, abusive boyfriend!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ugh. This stutterer guy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, okay. Violet has blonde and black hair.

Her hair looks like burnt french fries.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The redneck son is crazily riding around his yard on the motorcycle.

His mother is MAKING HIS DINNER! And spitting in it.

God, can you imagine these two in psychotherapy?

[Sexy Celebrity]

GET OFF THAT F**KING BIKE AND COME HERE AND EAT MY STEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I actually want to try her stew just to see what it tastes like. Even with her spit in it.

[Swan]

That scene, for some reason, brought me back to my youth when I watched slashers all the time. I really regret not watching the entire series back then.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You mentioned your father is big into horror films. Did he get you into them?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's Juliette Cummins. Did you talk to your dad about Slumber Party Massacre II? Has he seen it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's so low key in this movie. Look, she's watching an old black and white movie with the stutterer boy.

She still gets naked and shows her tiny boobs in a minute, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stutterer guy wants stuttering sex with Juliette Cummins.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But the thing is, stutterer guy seems practically willing to do it with anyone. Now he's going after Violet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'D... L-L-L-LIKE....T-T-T-TO...T-T-T-TALK TO Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Meat cleaver for Stutterer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I wonder if that was that redneck woman's meat cleaver. He must have taken it from her after she dropped dead in her pot of stew.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Juliette Cummins' character has some kind of James Dean poster on her wall.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wow, she's really prancing around the room without her top on.

[Swan]

You mentioned your father is big into horror films. Did he get you into them?

Hmmm he definitely introduced me to a lot of cool movies as a kid but the horror he showed me was classic 50's horror. No, I got into slashers on my own.

I remember how it started. I went to a Halloween party at my mom's work and there was a kid dressed as Michael Myers. So he would calmly walk around and us kids would run away from him. It was awesome and terrifying. I knew we had the movie, my dad is a big fan (I think he never showed me slashers because I was "too young"... that didn't stop me), so I immediately watched it and it became my favorite movie for a while. Then I got into slasher movies and Romero's zombie movies, stuff like that. Good times.

I think my dad stuck to 50's horror because it was tamer. But he let me watch whatever I wanted, for the most part.

I guess you could say he got me into horror in general, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She regrets screwing it up with Stutterer. Who happens to be named Jake.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, looks like you didn't mess up after all, Juliette Cummins. Stuttering Jake is in your bed right now, right beside you.

Dead, but it's still Stuttering Jake.

[Swan]

Here's Juliette Cummins. Did you talk to your dad about Slumber Party Massacre II? Has he seen it?

He hasn't seen the sequel, but I think he's seen the first one.

She's so low key in this movie. Look, she's watching an old black and white movie with the stutterer boy.

She still gets naked and shows her tiny boobs in a minute, though.

Don't be hatin'.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And here's Violet's big dance number.

This scene always stuck with me for some reason.

I have this song she's listening to on a MP3. It's pretty popular with fans of the Friday the 13th series.

[Swan]

Wow, you're right. Her hair does look like french fries.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Originally, I think Violet was supposed to get a machete in her vagina. I think they even filmed it.

But they changed it to a machete to her stomach.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wow, you're right. Her hair does look like french fries.

Yeah, like the fries with the ridges and things. I forget what you call them exactly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Reggie discovers a room full of dead, sex crazed, mentally ill teenagers.

[Sexy Celebrity]

In Tommy's room, no less.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm thinking maybe they're trying to get people to think Tommy is actually the murderer.

Which is kinda cool.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This whole ending is very much like the ending of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

An older woman and a young boy running from Jason.

[Swan]

This whole ending is very much like the ending of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

An older woman and a young boy running from Jason.

Except in this case, it's a black boy, which makes it a whole new experience.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Except in this case, it's a black boy, which makes it a whole new experience.

Yeah, I know.

Do you think this rain they're running through is purple rain?

[Swan]

No, I think it's chocolate rain.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, I think it's chocolate rain.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm showing my age. I have purple rain, you have chocolate rain.

[Sexy Celebrity]

All these dead bodies that "Jason" killed which we didn't get to see him kill.

Like Reggie's dead grandfather, now thrown the window to scare Pam.

[Swan]

Purple Rain, admittedly, is far better.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's funny how they even have black help at the halfway house. The black grandfather is like... the cook and the cleaning man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Reggie on the tractor that Mark Venturini was riding earlier.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's funny that he uses the tractor that Mark Venturini was riding on to hurt "Jason", when Mark Venturini was the one who started all this, really, by killing "Jason's" son. I don't know. It kinda seems like an approval for what Mark Venturini did to Joey.

Mark Venturini = Victor. That was his name.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Now they're in the barn. Which is so Friday the 13th Part III.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Pam's got herself a chainsaw.

According to IMDB, this scene with the chainsaw duel was filmed on Halloween Night.

[Swan]

I can't remember much about the first four, except for the first which I've seen a few times. But, I remember the second one not being that great.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I always loved this chainsaw scene because it reminded me of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But, man, just like Valerie and her saw in Slumber Party Massacre, women can never get motorized saws to work very long for them. Pam's chainsaw just cut off.

There's like a 1 minute limit with women in horror movies and chainsaws.

Even in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, at the end, it takes Stretch a very long time to get the chainsaw started.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, now we know the killer isn't Tommy.

So the audience is wondering.... who is Jason????

Actually, the audience isn't wondering that at all. I don't think the audience has any idea yet that this isn't the real Jason.

They don't. There's no way of actually knowing until the end.

[Swan]

Mia in the Evil Dead remake kicked ass with a chainsaw, though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ugh. Evil Dead.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Reggie, can't you hide behind that haystack a little better?

[Swan]

Ugh. Evil Dead.

Haha. I loved it when it was in theaters, but I watched it recently and it didn't do much for me this time, sadly, for some reason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like how in this movie, Jason's mask has big, blue stripes on the sides.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I haven't seen the Evil Dead remake. Don't care to.

[Swan]

I like how in this movie, Jason's mask has big, blue stripes on the sides.

He's playing for a different team.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay, so Jason's about to fall from the top of the barn out the window and onto a platform of spikes.

But now until he's finished trying to drag Reggie with him.

Tommy wakes up to screaming. Goes up to save them.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And there he goes onto the spikes. SLAM!

[Sexy Celebrity]

And the mask is off, revealing... a normal looking guy.

[Swan]

The thing about the reveal of who it is is, we saw the guy from like one shot in the beginning of the movie. When I first watched this, I had no idea who it was supposed to be.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The killer's name is Roy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Roy kept Joey's existence a secret. I guess he was embarrassed that he had a screwed up fat kid who loves candy bars for a son.