Swan's Movie Commentaries

[Swan]

How are they going to keep them out?

[The Gunslinger45]

Dammit, we need to act before they turn the glass into lesbians!

[The Gunslinger45]

I'm you ya dumb prick!

[Swan]

Poultrygeist theme song.

[The Gunslinger45]

Hi Carl!

[The Gunslinger45]

Poultrygeist theme song.

Favorite song in the flick.

[The Gunslinger45]

Alcohol is their weakness.

[Swan]

Lesbionic ways.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh hell now for THIS scene...

[Swan]

That shot of Micki as the chicken looking up at Wendy freaks me out.

[Swan]

Arbie is a bit clueless.

[The Gunslinger45]

Only in a Troma movie...

[Swan]

I will get you off!

I will choke the chicken!

[Swan]

I wonder what happens in real life if you drink meat steroids.

[The Gunslinger45]

Zombie chicken Lloyd!

[The Gunslinger45]

I wonder what happens in real life if you drink meat steroids.

Horrible consequences.

[Swan]

Mel Gibson compels ya!

[The Gunslinger45]

Worked better in The Exorcist.

[Swan]

Wendy you f*cking drunk.

[Swan]

Arbie the detective.

[The Gunslinger45]

Were the hell did the beer come from? lol

[Swan]

Were the hell did the beer come from? lol

It came from the Troma basement.

[The Gunslinger45]

It came from the Troma basement.

Makes sense. lol

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh sure. Blame whitey.

[Swan]

Oh sure. Blame whitey.

Whitey is always to blame, you know that.

[Swan]

This is an egg.

No sh*t Arbie.

[The Gunslinger45]

Death is a minor inconvenience in this film.

[The Gunslinger45]

And the final musical number. At least before the end theme.

[Swan]

Whoops. I said earlier during auditions the guy who blamed Arbie got a boner with a topless Kate Graham. I was wrong - it was just a guy auditioning for the role of Arbie.

[The Gunslinger45]

We just came to cluck s*** up.

[Swan]

A bit of acid reflux.

[The Gunslinger45]

And he is dead.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh hi Paco.

[Swan]

Humus revealed.

[The Gunslinger45]

And now a suicide bomb to kill the chickens with a hot chick wit Humus' voice dubbed in.

[Swan]

Arbie forgot to punch out his timecard.

[Swan]

Amazing effects with the car driving.

[The Gunslinger45]

Amazing effects with the car driving.

Done extra cheap.

[The Gunslinger45]

And now for the clip in just about every movie since SGT Kabukiman.

[Swan]

And now for the clip in just about every movie since SGT Kabukiman.

The car exploding? Really?

[The Gunslinger45]

At least Kaufman's movies.

[The Gunslinger45]

The car exploding? Really?

Oh yeah it was a cost saving method. It is also in Terror Firmer and Citizen Toxie.

[Swan]

5 Amazing masterpiece.

Thanks for doing the commentary Gunslinger!

[The Gunslinger45]

Stupid, silly, full of nudity and fake blood, and funny as hell! IMO one of Troma's best.

4.5

[The Gunslinger45]

5 Amazing masterpiece.

Thanks for doing the commentary Gunslinger!

Anytime.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=16832&stc=1&d=1409411040

SCREAM 3

With Swan, Honeykid and Sexy Celebrity!

[Swan]

I'm ready. Just waiting on honeykid.

[honeykid]

Nearly there.

[honeykid]

Ready. Tell me when

[Sexy Celebrity]

Press Play.

[Swan]

Playing.

[honeykid]

Play

[Swan]

We start with HO in big letters.

[Swan]

Who could they mean? Neve Campbell?

[honeykid]

A spot;it Hollywood sign

[Swan]

Dat telephone.

[honeykid]

She's speaking to Cotton Weary.

[honeykid]

That's even older than my phone. :D

[Swan]

He's naughty for asking who you are?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Okay I am no longer a temporary Sexy Celebrity. I'm here for the whole thing.

[Holden Pike]

I don't think I ever saw Scream 3 all the way through, only pieces of it on cable. Scream 2 was the last one I bothered to see in the theater. Don't have time to sit and watch it with you all, now.

[honeykid]

DRIVE COTTON!!!!!

[Holden Pike]

But enjoy!

[Sexy Celebrity]

If you could change the opening kill in this movie, who would you make it be? Like, instead of Liev Schreiber, it's a different actor. Who? Has to be someone around in 1999/2000.

[honeykid]

Cotton's dating Kelly Rutherford. Nice.

[honeykid]

I don't think I ever saw Scream 3 all the way through, only pieces of it on cable. Scream 2 was the last one I bothered to see in the theater. Don't have time to sit and watch it with you all, now.

That's a shame, HP. Would've been fun to have you join in.

[Swan]

If you could change the opening kill in this movie, who would you make it be? Like, instead of Liev Schreiber, it's a different actor. Who? Has to be someone around in 1999/2000.

Hmmm. I would love to see Tom Cruise die in a slasher movie. Probably not the best example of a late 90's actor, but he was around.

[honeykid]

If you could change the opening kill in this movie, who would you make it be? Like, instead of Liev Schreiber, it's a different actor. Who? Has to be someone around in 1999/2000.

But then they'd have to be in the film. You can see my dilemma. :D

[Swan]

Wait! I know!

Drew Barrymore!

[honeykid]

Kelly doesn't like his Stab games. Cotton's gone kinky.

[Holden Pike]

Not part of this series, BTW.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=16833&stc=1&d=1409411618

[honeykid]

Wait! I know!

Drew Barrymore!
I've already had to sit through that nightmare. At least it was a good scream movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I am thinking I would choose Katie Holmes. And she would be a student at Woodsboro High School, because in my version, it's the Scream 3 set in Woodsboro, as originally intended.

[Swan]

Not part of this series, BTW.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=16833&stc=1&d=1409411618

Dat cast.

[honeykid]

I don't know if I've seen that or not.

Katie Holmes is a great choice, SC.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Katie Holmes would be good because she would be a brunette victim. We already had a blonde haired female victim and a black woman, so there needs to be a brown haired female victim.

[Swan]

We would have gotten to see Katie Holmes die if she was in The Dark Knight. Damn her!

[honeykid]

He's made the door look like a giant dice showing 5.

[honeykid]

I'd probably go with

http://www.rex-fox.com/wallpaper/alicia-witt/alicia-witt-28574.jpg

[Swan]

Not Sabertooth!

[honeykid]

And Cotton's out.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Alicia Witt. Isn't she the lead girl in Urban Legend? The one who lives.

[honeykid]

Not Sabertooth!
You think that's Kirsten Dunst? It's Alicia Witt.

[Swan]

This is the first one to be written by that damn Ehren Kruger.

[Swan]

You think that's Kirsten Dunst? It's Alicia Witt.

Huh? The guy who plays Cotton played Sabertooth. :p

Did Kirsten Dunst play Sabertooth or something? :laugh:

[honeykid]

Alicia Witt. Isn't she the lead girl in Urban Legend? The one who lives.

:yup:

And she's gorgeous. :randy:

http://thumbs.mywallpapers.org/files/wallpapers/13/1375/Alicia_Witt-009.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OJjlK3utHNM/T2iZ65UAguI/AAAAAAAAHx8/XACUB_BUNxs/s1600/Alicia-Witt-11.JPG

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is the first one to be written by that damn Ehren Kruger.

And not the last one, really, either because he did rewrites on Scream 4.

That whole Stab-a-Thon sequence was mostly all him.

[Swan]

:yup:

And she's gorgeous. :randy:

http://thumbs.mywallpapers.org/files/wallpapers/13/1375/Alicia_Witt-009.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OJjlK3utHNM/T2iZ65UAguI/AAAAAAAAHx8/XACUB_BUNxs/s1600/Alicia-Witt-11.JPG

Hmmm. I have no problems with Alicia Witt, HK. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

That guy in the audience who is rude to Gale is one of the Arquette brothers.

I always thought it would have been something if HE was the killer in this movie. Like, if there was some reason why he did that to Gale.....

[honeykid]

Huh? The guy who plays Cotton played Sabertooth. :p
I see.

Did Kirsten Dunst play Sabertooth or something? :laugh:
She's called Snaggletooth by some people who don't like her. I just thought it was a spin on that or a typo or something.

[Swan]

Nah. I like Kirsten Dunst.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I mean, people watching the movie probably wouldn't remember the guy in the audience who was rude to Gale when he revealed himself as the killer... but nobody would have been expecting it and it's something you could always go back and look at and say, "Oh, yeah......"

[honeykid]

LANCE!

[Swan]

Roger Corman the Goreman?

^Copyright pending.

[honeykid]

I mean, people watching the movie probably wouldn't remember the guy in the audience who was rude to Gale when he revealed himself as the killer... but nobody would have been expecting it and it's something you could always go back and look at and say, "Oh, yeah......"

But as he's an Arquette the conspiracy theorist would've spotted him and tried it out.

[honeykid]

Deja voodoo.

[Swan]

This commentary will be like the Twilight Zone. Honeykid and I bashing the film while Sexy is praising it.

[honeykid]

After 2 films I feel like I'm in your mind

Ah, that would explain the constant headaches.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But as he's an Arquette the conspiracy theorist would've spotted him and tried it out.

It would have even been a cool nod to Debbie Salt (Laurie Metcalf), the killer in Scream 2, because when she meets Gale outside the college the first time, she pretends she originally met Gale at a seminar and was in the front row asking her lots of questions. Well, this guy at the beginning of Scream 3 is attending a Gale Weathers seminar and he's asking her a question......

[honeykid]

CC and her terrible hair

[Sexy Celebrity]

You know what should have been the ending to this movie? The people who play Sidney, Dewey and Gale -- Angelina, Tom and Jennifer -- THEY'RE the killers.

[honeykid]

Gale - Do you see a camera!?!?!

Dewey - Ah,hum.

Gale - Right, you bought me this purse didn't you.

[Swan]

Starbucks has good food.

[honeykid]

Jay and Silent Bob.

[Swan]

Jay and Silent Bob!

[honeykid]

You know what should have been the ending to this movie? The people who play Sidney, Dewey and Gale -- Angelina, Tom and Jennifer -- THEY'RE the killers.

But you've got to buy it.

[honeykid]

Ghost Maureen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This commentary will be like the Twilight Zone. Honeykid and I bashing the film while Sexy is praising it.

This movie "sucks" -- especially when you consider it could have and should have been made much, much better -- but I still like it/appreciate it. I even prefer this one over Scream 4. The story for Scream 4 is a lot better, but the execution isn't that great. Scream 3 is a bad story, but I think it's a well made movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I believe there's a new editor on Scream 4. The first three Scream movies all had the same editor, but the editor is new on Scream 4. I feel the difference.

[honeykid]

Stab 3. Jesus I gotta get a new agent.

[Swan]

I hate that this isn't set in Woodsboro.

(I almost said Westboro.)

[honeykid]

I like the Woodboro set with Sid's house, though. That's a good set piece.

[Swan]

Makeup, you could use it.

This girl is vicious.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It saddens me that Jenny McCarthy's character isn't in this movie for long.

[honeykid]

It's a shame that Candy isn't naked in this. It is Jenny McCarthy after all.

[Swan]

I hate Jenny McCarthy.

[Swan]

It's a shame that Candy isn't naked in this. It is Jenny McCarthy after all.

But, I would like to see her naked. :D

[honeykid]

The whole shower thing's been done. Vertigo! Hello!

[Sexy Celebrity]

She would have been naked in Stab 3. She has a shower scene. She dies naked.

[honeykid]

But, I would like to see her naked. :D

Well, there's plenty of those pics. Thankfully. :D

[honeykid]

She would have been naked in Stab 3. She has a shower scene. She dies naked.

I know. That was my point.

[honeykid]

Well, she's about to die in Scream 3. Fully clothed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's actually stupid that Sarah Darling is a dumb, blonde bimbo, though. This is Scream. The characters should be smart, not stupid.

[Swan]

Well, there's plenty of those pics. Thankfully. :D

Damn, you're right!

[honeykid]

Prop props. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Sarah Darling should KNOW her horror trivia. She shouldn't have said, "The shower scene's been done! Vertigo! Hello!"

That is so not Scream.

[honeykid]

It's actually stupid that Sarah Darling is a dumb, blonde bimbo, though. This is Scream. The characters should be smart, not stupid.
Yes, but this is Stab. Not Scream.
Damn, you're right!
You're welcome. ;)

[Swan]

It's not that surprising that Jenny McCarthy is also dumb in real life.

[honeykid]

Sarah Darling should KNOW her horror trivia. She shouldn't have said, "The shower scene's been done! Vertigo! Hello!"

That is so not Scream.
Exactly. You're kind of missing the point here.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But Sarah was talking as Sarah when she says that. She wasn't reading the script and reading a Candy line.

[honeykid]

It's not that surprising that Jenny McCarthy is also dumb in real life.

Is she?

[Swan]

Is she?

Well, I hate her anti-vaccine crap.

[honeykid]

But Sarah was talking as Sarah when she says that. She wasn't reading the script and reading a Candy line.

Yes, but she's a Stab actor. I really shouldn't need to explain this to you. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

God, David Arquette looks hot as he has lunch with Gale.

[Swan]

God, David Arquette looks hot as he has lunch with Gale.

I almost said that's because he's standing next to Courtney Cox, but that would make it sound like I was saying Courtney Cox is ugly, which is the exact opposite of what I meant. :p

[honeykid]

Well, she's pretty ugly in this. Not as ugly as Arquette, though. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes, but she's a Stab actor. I really shouldn't need to explain this to you. :D

It doesn't matter. It's Scream. People in Scream are not just a bunch of stereotypes. That's not Scream's thing. Scream goes outside stereotypes and caricatures, for the most part.

This is just Jenny McCarthy acting dumb simply because she's blonde and is in a low budget film. Trust me - it's wrong. She should still be a smarter woman than that. The point of Scream is you can be really smart and you can know all the rules, but you can still get killed. Just like Randy was.

[honeykid]

Is this scene looped?

[Swan]

Hey Dewdrop.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And I know you're saying Stab is stupid, but in Scream 4, Stab wasn't stupid then. In the opening scene to Scream 4, in the Stab scenes, those characters were smart, too. They knew about horror movies and stuff. That's because Stab is their version of our Scream.

[honeykid]

It doesn't matter. It's Scream. People in Scream are not just a bunch of stereotypes. That's not Scream's thing. Scream goes outside stereotypes and caricatures, for the most part.

This is just Jenny McCarthy acting dumb simply because she's blonde and is in a low budget film. Trust me - it's wrong. She should still be a smarter woman than that. The point of Scream is you can be really smart and you can know all the rules, but you can still get killed. Just like Randy was.
But Randy was a Scream character. Sarah is a Stab actor, playing Candy a Stab character. This is the difference. It's the same with all of them. That's the point of Stab.

[Swan]

The director's name is Roman.

[honeykid]

God, Roman. Remind me not to sleep with him again.

[honeykid]

Do as mother tells you.

[Swan]

Honeykid, you are quite a bit ahead of me. The scene just changed.

[honeykid]

Pausing. I was just thinking the same.

[honeykid]

I'm at 35.53

[Swan]

Okay now you might be behind. :laugh:

[honeykid]

Sid just got the gun out of the drawer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But Randy was a Scream character. Sarah is a Stab actor, playing Candy a Stab character. This is the difference. It's the same with all of them. That's the point of Stab.

It doesn't matter. Sarah Darling is a Scream character, too. She exists in the same universe as the real Randy, the real Dewey, the real Sidney, Gale, etc.

Trust me. If Kevin Williamson was here, he'd probably say the same thing I'm saying. Sarah Darling may be a Stab actor, but she's still a real person in the Scream universe. He would have made Sarah more fleshed out, more real. Instead, Ehren Kruger writes her as a dumb bimbo with no smarts at all.

If this movie was a lot better, these people, these characters, wouldn't be as stupid and thin as they are. They would be real people who just happen to be actors playing in Stab movies. Instead, all of these characters in Scream 3 -- all of these actors -- don't act real. They act like they're stereotypes and such. They act like they're actually their Stab characters. That's wrong, I think. Maybe they could act A LITTLE like Stab characters, but this is just too much, I think.

[Swan]

Yep. I'll pause it for a second.

[honeykid]

Marueen's murder flashback

I never liked that scene

That's because you're not in it.

[honeykid]

It doesn't matter. Sarah Darling is a Scream character, too. She exists in the same universe as the real Randy, the real Dewey, the real Sidney, Gale, etc.

Trust me. If Kevin Williamson was here, he'd probably say the same thing I'm saying. Sarah Darling may be a Stab actor, but she's still a real person in the Scream universe. He would have made Sarah more fleshed out, more real. Instead, Ehren Kruger writes her as a dumb bimbo with no smarts at all.

If this movie was a lot better, these people, these characters, wouldn't be as stupid and thin as they are. They would be real people who just happen to be actors playing in Stab movies. Instead, all of these characters in Scream 3 -- all of these actors -- don't act real. They act like they're stereotypes and such. They act like they're actually their Stab characters. That's wrong, I think. Maybe they could act A LITTLE like Stab characters, but this is just too much, I think.

I agree with that. But that's not the case here is it? Because he didn't. It's not what it should be, it's what it is.

[honeykid]

Gale's spying on Dewey

[honeykid]

We have one Gale Weathers here, we don't need two.

[Swan]

I'll be right back guys. Just keep playing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I agree with that. But that's not the case here is it? Because he didn't. It's not what it should be, it's what it is.

But that's what I've been arguing about!! That it's all wrong. That's why I was making my case. You kept acting like it was alright.

[honeykid]

Sorry, that's not how it came across. to me. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not paying too much attention to the movie because it's like looking at the back of my hand. I could probably watch this movie in my mind and not forget about a single moment. I've seen this so many times.

[honeykid]

Stone getting stabbed and clianged. :D

[Swan]

I come back RIGHT when someone is getting killed!

[honeykid]

I think this is the 3rd or 4th time I've seen it. It's not close to being a favourite.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I saw this twice at the movies and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens of times on DVD and Blu-ray.

[honeykid]

It's the fax!!!

Hello C20th!

[jiraffejustin]

Starbucks has good food.

Dumb Starbucks is better

[honeykid]

I saw this twice at the movies and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens of times on DVD and Blu-ray.

Why? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, dozens of times on DVD. Maybe almost a dozen times on Blu-ray.

I feel like all I ever do commentary-wise is Scream commentaries.

I love the fax machine scene.

[Swan]

This is a pretty bad movie. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why? :D

Because I was 16 years old and it was the year 2000. Not much else exciting going on.

[honeykid]

And the Freddie Prinze Jr character explodes onto the screen. :D

[Swan]

I liked Mirrors (which I saw recently) better than this and I gave Mirrors a rating_2+.

[honeykid]

Because I was 16 years old and it was the year 2000. Not much else exciting going on.
I can understand that.

[Swan]

Dumb Starbucks is better

I agree. And Smart Starbucks is the worst.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I still need to do a Scream 1 commentary. I was actually watching that movie the other day, trying to see if I can make myself like it more than Scream 2.

[honeykid]

I feel like all I ever do commentary-wise is Scream commentaries.

Well, this is our 4th Scream commentary. :D I think you did one with MV and one on your own, too, didn't you?

[Swan]

I still need to do a Scream 1 commentary. I was actually watching that movie the other day, trying to see if I can make myself like it more than Scream 2.

You shouldn't be ashamed of liking Scream 2 more!

[honeykid]

Punchout!!

My. Lawyer. Liked. That.

Not as much as I did.

[Swan]

Punchout!!

My. Lawyer. Liked. That.

Not as much as I did.

Gale is pretty good with the comebacks.

[honeykid]

I still need to do a Scream 1 commentary. I was actually watching that movie the other day, trying to see if I can make myself like it more than Scream 2.

That's the one we need to do to complete the set. If I'd known you were watching it we could've done a commentary for it.

[Swan]

Didn't Jay and Silent Bob show up in that scene at some point? Did I miss it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have done at least three Scream 2 commentaries.
One Scream 4 commentary.
And now two Scream 3 commentaries.

[honeykid]

They've already been and gone.

[honeykid]

And Sid arrives!

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's the one we need to do to complete the set. If I'd known you were watching it we could've done a commentary for it.

I don't think you were around and I just wanted to watch it alone so I could really focus on it.

[honeykid]

I think this is one of the big problems with Screams 3 and 4. The way they pull Sid back in just doesn't feel natural.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The other night I was watching season 4 of Sex and the City on cable TV. I saw Carrie break up with Aiden and Samantha fighting with Richard.

[honeykid]

I don't think you were around and I just wanted to watch it alone so I could really focus on it.

Makes sense. I've been sleeping at more normal times the last week or so.

[honeykid]

The other night I was watching season 4 of Sex and the City on cable TV. I saw Carrie break up with Aiden and Samantha fighting with Richard.

We should get back to that.

[Swan]

Bahahahaha. That memory bit made me laugh out loud. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think this is one of the big problems with Screams 3 and 4. The way they pull Sid back in just doesn't feel natural.

It's kind of too hokey and convenient. She's scared for her life and being reclusive. Suddenly, THE KILLER CALLS HER. Instead of flying off to Baghdad for safety, she drives to Hollywood, WHERE THE KILLER IS WAITING FOR HER!

[Swan]

It's kind of too hokey and convenient. She's scared for her life and being reclusive. Suddenly, THE KILLER CALLS HER. Instead of flying off to Baghdad for safety, she drives to Hollywood, WHERE THE KILLER IS WAITING FOR HER!

That is the genius of Ehren Kruger.

[honeykid]

Clunky exposition with the sister. :D

[Swan]

This scene is so weird and dumb but I kind of enjoy it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe she fells compelled to face the killer because of Cotton's death. Cotton saved her life in the last movie and she put him in prison in the first movie. She feels guilty. Cotton died because of her. She probably feels like she owes him, so she goes to face death.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This scene is so weird and dumb but I kind of enjoy it.

The only good thing about this scene is that Randy's wearing his Scream 2 outfit and he's at the Scream 2 college. It's Scream 2 seeping into this movie.

Sidney is also wearing Derek's fraternity necklace in this movie. That's more Scream 2 seeping in. I like that.

[Swan]

The only good thing about this scene is that Randy's wearing his Scream 2 outfit and he's at the Scream 2 college. It's Scream 2 seeping into this movie.

Sidney is also wearing Derek's fraternity necklace in this movie. That's more Scream 2 seeping in. I like that.

I think those were probably Wes Craven touches, rather than Ehren Kruger's genius.

[honeykid]

It's the Gale off!

[Sexy Celebrity]

The Randy scene is just to appease the Randy fans who were pissed he was killed in the last movie.

I mean, A LOT of people really hated the fact that Randy died. A lot of people left this franchise after that.

[Swan]

The one thing this movie does right is Gale. She's so great.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The good thing about commentaries is they don't feel like they're taking a lot of time, usually, 'cause you're busy typing.

[honeykid]

Carrie Fisher was on tv over here a couple of weeks ago.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had my first cigarette around the time I saw this movie. I think it was what Carrie Fisher's smoking here, which is a Marlboro Light.

[honeykid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK8VC8H509A

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Carrie Fisher. Her last two books were great. But that Postcards from the Edge movie... OMG. Never again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually, her last book, Shockaholic, was just OK. The other one, Wishful Drinking, was great.

[honeykid]

I've never really been sure whether she's supposed to be a lot older than Sidney, in that mid 20's playing teens way of Hollywood or if it's just really bad casting. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't really like this woman playing Sidney. This Emily Mortimer woman. She's too British for Sidney.

[honeykid]

That's because she's British. :D

[Swan]

My dad met Jamie Lee Curtis. He was once the manager at a Barnes and Noble, and he sat next to her at a dinner table (with a bunch of other people too), if I remember correctly. Something like that. She might have been doing a book signing. I'm not sure on the details.

[honeykid]

I've always liked JLC. I say always, Trading Places and Perfect. :D

[Swan]

That probably came out of nowhere, but here's my train of thought.

- Sexy talking about Carrie Fisher's books.

- Dad recently told me he likes her books.

- One of them might be signed.

- Dad has a lot of signed books.

- He met Jamie Lee Curtis once.

[honeykid]

This is the best part of the film.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That's because she's British. :D

I know and it just feels wrong to me. I can feel her Britishness oozing off her. I expect her to start speaking in the accent.

She also just doesn't really feel Sidney-like to me. I can see what they were going for, but, I dunno... I also think she would have been a really irritating killer. I imagine she'd be like that psycho woman at the beginning of Pulp Fiction. Amanda Plummer. Really high pitch screaming voice, really manic, really physical.

Ehren Kruger actually wrote a version where she was the second killer. She was Roman's girlfriend.

[honeykid]

That probably came out of nowhere, but here's my train of thought.

- Sexy talking about Carrie Fisher's books.

- Dad recently told me he likes her books.

- One of them might be signed.

- Dad has a lot of signed books.

- He met Jamie Lee Curtis once.

Here's my train of thought. You said Jamie Leigh Curtis, I thought that scene in Trading Places I can't show a pic of and Perfect. :D

[honeykid]

She also just doesn't really feel Sidney-like to me. I can see what they were going for, but, I dunno...
I'm with you. Like I said, I don't know if she's supposed to be a lot older, which'd work with her being a Stab actress/character or just actual poor casting.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Carrie Fisher's books because they're short books and I like short books.

[Swan]

Maybe it's because I'm currently rewatching Goodfellas, but Dewey kind of looked like Ray Liotta there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm with you. Like I said, I don't know if she's supposed to be a lot older, which'd work with her being a Stab actress/character or just actual poor casting.

She's just someone the producer, Milton, liked to f**k. She beat out 50,000 actresses to play Sidney because she f**ked good.

[honeykid]

BTW, Perfect.

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[Swan]

I like Carrie Fisher's books because they're short books and I like short books.

Me too. I'm currently reading Siddhartha and it's short. I'm almost done. Been so long since I've read a book in full. Short books are good because you can finish them quick and feel accomplished.

[honeykid]

She's just someone the producer, Milton, liked to f**k. She beat out 50,000 actresses to play Sidney because she f**ked good.

I know why the character's there. I'm talking about the actual casting of the actress. I think we're at cross purposes again. :D

[Swan]

BTW, Perfect.

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I know she could have had surgery, but I just don't see how people can think JLC is a hermaphrodite. Just look at that picture! She is full woman.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Emily Mortimer probably really impressed Wes Craven. I think Wes Craven's really into ... getting the most impressive actresses. I mean, he somehow made a non-horror movie starring Meryl Streep!

[Swan]

The coolest twist this movie could have had was having Lance Henriksen turn out to be an android. :D

[honeykid]

I know she could have had surgery, but I just don't see how people can think JLC is a hermaphrodite. Just look at that picture! She is full woman.
I sometimes wonder if that's why she took the part in Perfect.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Swan, I look at that picture of Jamie Lee Curtis and see a man.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And not a man I want.

[Swan]

Swan, I look at that picture of Jamie Lee Curtis and see a man.

:coleman:

[honeykid]

Emily Mortimer probably really impressed Wes Craven. I think Wes Craven's really into ... getting the most impressive actresses. I mean, he somehow made a non-horror movie starring Meryl Streep!
But the casting shouldn't have even brought her in front of him, IMO.
The coolest twist this movie could have had was having Lance Henriksen turn out to be an android. :D

That would've been brilliant. Even for me.

[honeykid]

:coleman:

Don't worry, Swan. SC just likes to think of her that way.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't know. It seems to me that Emily Mortimer's actually rather... sort of "something" you know. Maybe the fact that she's a British actress adds to her ... impressiveness.

[Swan]

My life.

That was the stupidest answer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

MY GALE WOULD BE MORE ---

SHUT UP!

[honeykid]

Have you ever seen the Stab movies? Everytime this guy turns up he ends up a ******* shishkebab.

[honeykid]

Looks like I'm ahead again. :D I'll pause. I'm at 1.14.52 and they're looking for the screening room

[Swan]

I was just going to say.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I bought a Stab movie the other day. Jarhead 2.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm looking for the screening room, too.

[Swan]

Yep, looking for the screening room.

[honeykid]

I don't know. It seems to me that Emily Mortimer's actually rather... sort of "something" you know. Maybe the fact that she's a British actress adds to her ... impressiveness.

She's a good actress. I just don't think she works here at all.

[honeykid]

What's down there?

Zombies and aliens. Y'know, what you look like without make up Jennifer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

See, this movie is more stupid than Scream 4, but I would just rather watch this than that for some reason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have more emotional investments with this movie, I guess.

[honeykid]

Not sure which I'd rather watch, but I think 4 is the better film.

[Swan]

Scream 4 is way better.

[Swan]

Ehren Kruger is a terrible writer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I didn't even really want to do a commentary right now, but I just couldn't say no because it's Scream 3.

[honeykid]

I like that the slightly disabled man who's trained to shoot a weapon has given the gun to the untrained fully abled woman who could run away and is probably better in a fight than he is. :D Very American.

[honeykid]

I did not **** that pig Milton just to die here with second rate celebratires like you two!

[Swan]

He punches Dewey instead of stabbing him? Bad writing!