Swan's Movie Commentaries

[Swan]

Indeed she does. :yup:

So he's pretending to be a cowardly Indiana Jones?

This sequence is a bit Indiana Jonesish, now that I think about it.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Hot red woman

[Swan]

Love the alien chick.

[honeykid]

So in the future reactions and propulsion systems move quicker than light? Good to know.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It is. This movie's all soundtrack.

[Swan]

So in the future reactions and propulsion systems move quicker than light? Good to know.

You just reminded me of the scene in The Mummy Returns when he runs faster than light. :laugh: As a kid, I was so confused by that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Troll doll. Orange hair.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is Peter the little kid grown up?

[Swan]

Is Peter the little kid grown up?

Yep.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

20th century tech on a 100th century ship...

[honeykid]

His ship looks like something didn't quite understand what steampunk means.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did he just say Mr. Queer?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Dr Manhattan!

[honeykid]

Is Peter the little kid grown up?

Yes, that's why we cut to his Walkman when he was grown up.

[Swan]

It's the wonderful Karen Gillian!

[honeykid]

Ooh, it's gone all Star Wars and the Emperor.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm bored.

[honeykid]

It's the wonderful Karen Gillian!

She is a very attractive woman. Not there, but usually. :D

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Halle Berry has green boobies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hey! It's Optimus. And JayDee.

[honeykid]

So it's Han and Chewie?

[Sexy Celebrity]

This looks like a '90s movie. Like, some kind of odd, Tank Girl-ish, stoner '90s movie.

[Swan]

It's Neaiytieyeriee, from Avatar.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's also got this Matrix thing going on.

[honeykid]

Learn genders, man.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

It's all about balls.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Reminds me of the Starfox video games.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Reminds me of the Starfox video games.

YES!

I was also going to say next that this movie looks like a video game.

[honeykid]

I was there, too. :up:

[JayDee]

Morag? Do you think they picked that name because it looked so much like Scotland? :D So glad JD's not here to read that. :D

Oh so you don't think I'm here? :mad:

You racist b*stard!

[Sexy Celebrity]

But I see the Starfox thing. I used to love that game. Can't remember it well now, for some reason, but I used to love it.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Glenn Close looks hot!

[Sexy Celebrity]

There's Glenn Close.

[honeykid]

Ah, it's Basil Exposition. Hello, Basil.

[Sexy Celebrity]

John C. Reilly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't even understand what's going on. I am just looking at it like it's some painting on my TV.

[Swan]

Glenn Close looks hot!

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[Sexy Celebrity]

This reminds me of the Alien movies, too, with the way they're in space and walking in a group on this space station thing.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think Groot wants a rep for being Groot.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

It also reminds me of the Defiance TV show.

[honeykid]

Blue man group got hench.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hot guy.

[honeykid]

SC must be really starting to hate this now.

[Swan]

Lloyd Kaufman cameo!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is this a Movie Forums convention?

[honeykid]

Hot guy.

Maybe not. :D

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Was that a midget Klingon?

[Swan]

Batista is great in this.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Oh no it steroids.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like Steroids.

Did someone mention that black woman is Halle Barry? It doesn't look like her to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

She looks like Janet Jackson.

[Swan]

I like Steroids.

Did someone mention that black woman is Halle Barry? It doesn't look like her to me.

No, it's Zoe Saldana.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

I'm bored. I'm calling it a night. Peace out.

[honeykid]

I like Mr. Pedantic. Sounds like me. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm bored. I'm calling it a night. Peace out.

By us or the movie? Or the whole commentary?

[honeykid]

Night SFS.

[honeykid]

It's the emperor again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the makeup jobs in this film.

[honeykid]

lol @ sonic hammer.

[honeykid]

I hope this all looked better on a big screen.

[honeykid]

CLANG

[Sexy Celebrity]

You people better start talking. I'm paying attention to the movie.

[Swan]

I AM GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[honeykid]

This "I am Groot" **** better pay off.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Why didn't they just call this movie "I am Groot?"

[Sexy Celebrity]

All they do is fight. I can see fighting in millions of other movies.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Next time, I'm picking an obscure foreign film.

[honeykid]

Little Iron Man's flying around.

[Swan]

I wish we did All Cheerleaders Die.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought this was supposed to be good?

[Sexy Celebrity]

It feels like the main character is this raccoon.

[honeykid]

Never mind. We can do that tomorrow or this weekend. :)

[honeykid]

It feels like the main character is this raccoon.

He is. He's Han Solo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm just staring at Bautista.

[honeykid]

I thought this was supposed to be good?

People are easily pleased during the summer.

[honeykid]

I do like Mr. Literal though.

[honeykid]

Ew. He spits when he talks. :sick:

[Swan]

I thought this was supposed to be good?

People are easily pleased during the summer.

I don't know. I'm not a big fan of Marvel films or summer blockbusters in general, but I really like this one.

[honeykid]

Oooh. Gravity.

[honeykid]

It's not bad or anything, just nothing I'd consider good.

[honeykid]

The Malano? Not the Malono Falcon is it? :D Really, they're not even trying any more.

[Swan]

It's not bad or anything, just nothing I'd consider good.

I admit it's basically a mismash of all sorts of other stuff, as you guys have already figured out, but that's not always a bad thing. It's has a lot going for it, at least with me.

[honeykid]

Ah, it's been a while since we had a popular song.

[honeykid]

He's become The Rocketeer. :)

[honeykid]

You're an imbecile.

[honeykid]

Ooh, foreshadowing. :yup:

[Swan]

The only thing that kills it sometimes is when it has the "Marvel feel." But overall, I think it feels unique in the Marvel canon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's just such a ... childish movie.

[Swan]

It's just such a ... childish movie.

Seriously? One of the things I like about the film is that it has more adult humor than the other Marvel films!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Although, a tad more violent.

[honeykid]

Chris Pratt is Ewan McGregor meets Michael C. Hall.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This Groot guy is just a Teletubby that turned into a tree stump.

[honeykid]

Seriously? One of the things I like about the film is that it has more adult humor than the other Marvel films!

I'm with SC on this. This is a kids/family film. I thought it was supposed to be. If this is supposed to be more 'grown up' then it's really missed its mark with me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It helps that I'm drinking some alcohol right now.

[honeykid]

This Groot guy is just a Teletubby that turned into a tree stump.

:rotfl:

[Swan]

I don't think it's a kids film, though I agree it's a family film. I just think it has more for the adults than the other Marvel films.

[honeykid]

It helps that I'm drinking some alcohol right now.

I must say that I've thought about having a cigarette during this film. It's been months since I thought about having a ciggie. That could be a coincidence, though.

More popular music.

[JayDee]

The Malano? Not the Malono Falcon is it? :D Really, they're not even trying any more.

Just as a little note his ship is named The Milano after Alyssa Milano. James Gunn decided she would have been Peter's boyhood crush when he left Earth in the 80s

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't think it's a kids film, though I agree it's a family film. I just think it has more for the adults than the other Marvel films.

Maybe some really geeky adults.....

[honeykid]

Basil's back.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I mean, I do think it's rather visually stunning.

[honeykid]

Just as a little note his ship is named The Milano after Alyssa Milano. James Gunn decided she would have been Peter's boyhood crush when he left Earth in the 80s

Cool. But would he even know who she was back then?

[honeykid]

I mean, I do think it's rather visually stunning.

None of it looks real, though.

[honeykid]

Another song.

[JayDee]

Cool. But would he even know who she was back then?

I seem to remember Gunn saying he would have fallen in love with her on Who's the Boss? And just checking imdb that show started in 1984 so it would have been on for a few years before he was kidnapped.

[honeykid]

SC must be liking this a bit though as he's not complaining about it being one long music video.

[honeykid]

I seem to remember Gunn saying he would have fallen in love with her on Who's the Boss? And just checking imdb that show started in 1984 so it would have been on for a few years before he was kidnapped.

Yes, I forgot about that. She as on that for years.

[honeykid]

lol@ Laika

[honeykid]

del Toro is reminding me of someone but I can't think who it is.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is making me wanna watch Batman & Robin, so maybe it's kinda like that?

[Swan]

You guys ruined this movie for me. :(

[Sexy Celebrity]

This is the first movie I've watched in awhile, so, that's nice.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I miss movies.

[honeykid]

Sorry Swan. :(

[Swan]

Sorry Swan. :(

It's okay. I'm not sure it's you guys, actually. I think I only like horror now for some reason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

What does the orb do, exactly? Let you control the universe?

[honeykid]

Return of the Jedi Death Star battle. :cool:

[honeykid]

What does the orb do, exactly? Let you control the universe?

It locates the remote control when you can't find them.

[honeykid]

The music is familiar to that scene, too. They've worked it really well.

[honeykid]

Or maybe it's the end of Empire?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Vin Diesel is GROOT?!

[Swan]

We should have just done a commentary on the new Star Wars trailer.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like this bad guy. The one with the black mascara running down his face.

[honeykid]

OK, it's some of both, but mainly Jedi.

[honeykid]

We should have just done a commentary on the new Star Wars trailer.

I've not seen it. Surprisingly I don't have any interest in the new star wars films. :D

[Swan]

I like this bad guy. The one with the black mascara running down his face.

The first time I saw this movie, I honestly thought it was James Gunn playing Ronan. He and the actual actor look very similar to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I do wish we had done something else. Especially since I might not be in another commentary mood for awhile.

[honeykid]

Rebirth

[Sexy Celebrity]

She's not really dead, is she?

[honeykid]

No.

[honeykid]

Death Star!

[honeykid]

Why do they always paint this woman when she makes films?

[Swan]

Why do they always paint this woman when she makes films?

Because she's black and Hollywood hates black people.

[honeykid]

:laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

What else has she been in?

[Swan]

What else has she been in?

She was in Avatar and Star Trek.

[honeykid]

Mr. Literal is starting to look like Arnie as Mr. Freeze to me.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mr. Literal is starting to look like Arnie as Mr. Freeze to me.

Maybe that's why I was getting in that Batman & Robin mood.

[honeykid]

Could be. :yup:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Do you know what I'd like to do a commentary for? HK wouldn't join... but Aliens.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just realized Michael Rooker is that blue guy.

[honeykid]

The voice hadn't given it away? I think he looks just like himself, but that voice.

[honeykid]

I think Aliens might just be a step too far for me. Maybe though, if I was in the right mood for a commentary.

[Sexy Celebrity]

At first he reminded me of Dennis Hopper for some reason.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know Dennis Hopper has been dead for 5 years, but it just seemed like him.

[Swan]

What percentage of a plan do you have?

[honeykid]

:D

[honeykid]

I thought that was Ralph Ineson. I had to look it up and see if it was.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Groot eats himself.

[honeykid]

Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I feel like we should have learned more about how Peter adjusted to this bizarre life in space after being kidnapped from Earth after his mother dies.

I mean, seriously, who goes from that to this kind of life?!

[honeykid]

Another great song.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle. :D

Cue the music.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Another great song.

I remember this from a Song Tournament. Godoggo nominated it.

[honeykid]

This is like the planning scene in Charlie's Angels.

[honeykid]

No, seriously, I need it. It's important to me.

[honeykid]

Let's go to work.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Glenn Close looks like a vanilla ice cream machine attacked her head.

[honeykid]

Pull up. ALL CRAFT PULL UP!

[Swan]

Chick next to Glenn Close is so hot.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate battles that take place in the sky during the daytime. They look better at nighttime.

[honeykid]

Concentrate your fire on that super star destroyer. :D

[honeykid]

Hang on. What happened there?

[Sexy Celebrity]

What just came out of Groot's arm?

[honeykid]

This dumb tree, he is my friend.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Fire droplets?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Whistle while you kill.

[honeykid]

It's like One Man and His Dog.

[honeykid]

Wow. Now that's a sunburn.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*sits waiting for the ending credits*

[honeykid]

You've probably got another 20-25 minutes to go.

[honeykid]

Why are they turning that ship into a giant golden condor ala The Mysterious Cities Of Gold?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is there going to be a sequel?

[Swan]

Is there going to be a sequel?

Yup.

[honeykid]

I believe so.

[honeykid]

let's face it, it made so much money there's going to be a sequel.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe I'll like the sequel.

[honeykid]

YAY!!! Han's brought down the shield generator.

[honeykid]

Now it's time for the final showdown with the Emperor.

[honeykid]

LOL. I liked that.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So Groot's building them a tree house?

[honeykid]

He's put fairy lights up inside.

[honeykid]

There's the payoff.

[honeykid]

Another great song. Not my favourite version though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity Grooty.

[honeykid]

Chewie gave his life so his friends could live. Still he's got to be around for the sequel so he's not dead yet.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes, I doubt Groot is dead.

[honeykid]

They should've taken a cutting. :D

[honeykid]

I'm liking this ending.

[honeykid]

Turd blossom is a great putdown.

[honeykid]

Oops. Luke's lost his hand.

[Sexy Celebrity]

:leo: @ Villain with Black Mascara Running Down His Face's expression as he tried to grab that orb.

[honeykid]

We're reconnecting with mummy.

[honeykid]

Are you still out there, Swan?

[Swan]

Yep.

[honeykid]

:cool:

[Swan]

Sorry I like that scene. :D

[honeykid]

She may be blue or green, but she has a nice arse.

[honeykid]

He's turned Groot into Harry Potter's wand?

[honeykid]

Well that's bloody fortunate, isn't it?

[Swan]

I like Zoe Saldana.

[honeykid]

If they walk out the doors and there's a load of cardboard cutouts applauding I'm not going to be happy. :D

[honeykid]

Have they actually taken Groot as a cutting? :D

[honeykid]

And now we can find out what the foreshadowing was.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He's a potted plant.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This movie is very sappy.

[honeykid]

Ah. It was her pet name for him.

[honeykid]

Last song of the movie?

[honeykid]

Yep, we're going to play out to this.

[Swan]

Yep, we're going to play out to this.

NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnOPE!

[honeykid]

Oh, he's the sunburn daddy.

[honeykid]

More uptempo number then?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I guess Groot has to grow until the next movie.

[honeykid]

Yep.

[Sexy Celebrity]

2.5

3 on a good day. If I watched it intently.

[honeykid]

I liked it well enough. I'll certainly give it a go when I can watch it properly.

3

[Swan]

I'm not going to rate it because I don't know how I feel right now. I had more problems with it this time even if there's still a lot I can enjoy about it.

Anyway, thanks for the commentary guys!

[honeykid]

Thank guys. I enjoyed that. Nice to do a commentary again. :up:

[mark f]

Did anyone stay to see who showed up after the end credits?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Did anyone stay to see who showed up after the end credits?
No.

[rauldc14]

So Sexy didn't like Guardians? Boo to him.

[Gatsby]

This was a Guardians commentary? Lol.

[JayDee]

I liked it well enough. I'll certainly give it a go when I can watch it properly.

rating_3

Wow that's a more positive reaction that I could have ever hoped for. For you rating_3 is really pretty good. Hell that must put it in the running for being amongst your favourites of 2014. Though that could largely be because you're unlikely to have seen too many others! :p

I certainly didn't imagine you'd be up for watching it again at some point in the future. Just reading back through the commentary and there are numerous moments you allude to as liking or finding funny and I really wish I knew what bits you were talking about. :D

I was pretty sure however that you would be a fan of the awesome soundtrack

[Swan]

ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE

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With honeykid!

[honeykid]

Ready when you are.

[rauldc14]

Damn you guys. Better do one with me soon.

Sorry can't join this anyways

[Swan]

Play!

[honeykid]

Playing

[honeykid]

RACHEL!!!!1

[Swan]

Okay, HK. This movie is really dumb, but I had a lot of fun with it. I hope you do too. :)

[honeykid]

Pro-Active

[honeykid]

BREE!!!!

[Swan]

I do hate the opening sequence, personally.

When I first saw this, I was hating it for a while, then started having fun with it.

[honeykid]

She's going to blue up Terry's balls/

[honeykid]

So far it reminds me of Bring It On! in tone. That's a good thing for me.

[honeykid]

ouchee!

[Swan]

Do you like Luky McKee's other work, HK?

[honeykid]

Do you like Luky McKee's other work, HK?

I've only seen May, which I thought was OK but didn't get into like others did at the time. Or since, TBH

[Swan]

I've only seen May, which I thought was OK but didn't get into like others did at the time. Or since, TBH

Check out The Woman.

Anyway, Maddy, if I remember correctly, is the best character of the film. And the hottest.

[honeykid]

Maddy is one of the two reasons I wanted to see this. She was Rachel in Neighbours.

[honeykid]

And there's the other reason I wanted to see it. It's BREE!!!!

[Swan]

Leena is the little sister of Kodi Smit-McPhee.

[honeykid]

I have no idea who that is. I only know her.

[Swan]

I have no idea who that is. I only know her.

He's the kid from Uhhhhh that Martin Scorsese movie.

Hugo.

[Swan]

High school drama is the best!

[honeykid]

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Bree

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Rachel

[honeykid]

He's the kid from Uhhhhh that Martin Scorsese movie.

Hugo.

I've not seen that.

[honeykid]

Homoerotica ahead.

[Swan]

Oh, yeah. Maddy kisses women a lot in this movie.

:)

[honeykid]

There we go.