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Those credits are fantastic
The music makes the car look so epic.
How many great characters are in this film?
How many great characters are in this film?
A lot. Even the snow has great character.
Lundergard is so out of his element
You guys are such Fargo sluts.
You guys are such Fargo sluts.
You not apart of the love affair?
Or your f**king wife Jerry.
You not apart of the love affair?
I haven't seen it in so long. But I definitely like it.
Gene and Scotty never have to worry, love that line
Makes the pancakes look like his idea. Buscemi is such a weasel.
Gatsby, you don't want oxidation problems. Trust me.
I think I'm behind you guys.
Tell me if you want me to pause
Just like a kid, they listen when you hit em where it hurts
Jerry on phone with father
Where are you at?
I'm in my room.
I'm in my room.
I see what you did there. :D
I feel like Buscemi. Where is the chatter guys?
I feel like Buscemi. Where is the chatter guys?
Give me pancakes and I might chat. :D
gatsby, when you get to lundergard on phone in office say when
rauldc14
03-27-15, 10:46 PM
Sorry I couldn't do the Fargo commentary guys :(
Sexy Celebrity
03-27-15, 10:47 PM
I still haven't seen that movie.
That's okay Raul.
I'm at the scene where Buscemi is ranting about lack of chat while driving past Minneapolis.
Sorry I couldn't do the Fargo commentary guys :(
Bummer indeed. You been working a lot this week?
I gotta say, William H. Macy's wife in this film is pretty cute.
I gotta say, William H. Macy's wife in this film is pretty cute.
Nope. :D
I still haven't seen that movie.
Its on Netflix. Seems like something you would find funny to me.
I gotta say, William H. Macy's wife in this film is pretty cute.
No joking with Fargo Swan, this is serious stuff.
Uh oh. Trouble.
You at the kidnapping?
Nope. :D
No joking with Fargo Swan, this is serious stuff.
Wow really guys? I think she's pretty.
I'm way past the kidnapping. Tell me when you guys are at him cleaning off the front of his car.
You at the kidnapping?
Yep. Wife escaped.
Wow really guys? I think she's pretty.
That is because you have been looking at Buscemi for fifteen minutes. ;)
rauldc14
03-27-15, 10:52 PM
Bummer indeed. You been working a lot this week?
I put in my 60 this week.
I'm way past the kidnapping. Tell me when you guys are at him cleaning off the front of his car.
Got ya. I paused for a few minutes. We were way ahead of Gastby.
That is because you have been looking at Buscemi for fifteen minutes. ;)
You could be right. I just looked her up and don't find her as pretty anymore, for some reason. :shrugs:
I put in my 60 this week.
No fun
Got ya. I paused for a few minutes. We were way ahead of Gastby.
You guys left me behind in the dust. Save me.
I don't know how we got so far ahead of you, dude.
I feel bad for Jerry at times
Tell me when you get to him cleaning the car, Gatsby.
I love the cinematography in this movie so much
We're not a bank Jerry. Love this line.
I love the cinematography in this movie so much
Yeah the shots are beautiful.
Jerry's pissed, have no fear your wife is kidnapped Jerry
WE'RE NOT A BANK JERRY :lol:
He's back home only to find that...
Every time I watch this I forget how long it takes for my favorite character to show up
He's back home only to find that...
She already got groceries!
The Paul Bunyan statue always freaks me out.
She already got groceries!
:rotfl:
Just let Buscemi do the talking
How dumb do you have to be to not put tags on a stolen car
For some reason this inspection scene makes me laugh my ass off.
Biggest teeth in the world
The cop just looked familiar to me. You guys recognize him?
No who do you think he is?
No who do you think he is?
Just one of those actors that looks familiar. I am terrible with names of character actors.
Swan's is as dead as that policeman. :D
I really like the intensity of Stormare here
Swan is probably typed out
Swan's is as dead as that policeman. :D
Sorry. I've been without my geetar for a few hours so had to pick it up and play a little. :D
Either that or he forgot how amazing this movie is and is riveted
Swan is probably typed out
This too, a bit. I am still watching though.
Gatsby, how many times have you seen this
Finally we now introduce Frances McDoormouse
Gatsby, how many times have you seen this
This is my 4th. I don't rewatch all time favorites a lot.
Frances McDormand is great.
Fix her some bacon too. She needs protein.
This is my 4th. I don't rewatch all time favorites a lot.
I'd say four times is a respectable amount for a favorite for someone our age.
Fix her some bacon too. She needs protein.
There are other ways to give her protein. :randy:
This is my 4th. I don't rewatch all time favorites a lot.
I am not a big rewatcher either. Probably five or six for me but I assume you didn't start watching it when I did back in '96
The way the camera doesn't move is like a Wes Anderson film.
I am not a big rewatcher either. Probably five or six for me but I assume you didn't start watching it when I did back in '96
The thing is, he did. He even saw Oldboy back then. That's why Gatsby is so mentally disturbed.
Triple homicide. Sounds like a good name for a burger.
The way the camera doesn't move is like a Wes Anderson film.
Lots of good static shots
Her interaction with her partner might make me laugh more then anything else in the movie
Every single McDormand expression is pure gold.
Looking at a triple homicide and the morning sickness makes her sick. :D
Her interaction with her partner might make me laugh more then anything else in the movie
90 percent of it is "Yeah". :lol:
90 percent of it is "Yeah". :lol:
I love it when she says don't agree with your ploice work there
90 percent of it is "Yeah". :lol:
The other 10 percent is "oh."
The other 10 percent is "oh."
You forgot the occasional "jeez". ;)
Wade wants to negotiate them down
Hasn't even thought about Scotty. Father of the year
Yes Scotty things will go wrong.
Jerry has Dan Grossman on his side. Felling like a man in charge
Swan where are you. We need someone who isn't a Fargo slut.
Norm and Marge have the best marriage ever
I got a badass pair of noise-cancelling headphones today.
Just wanted to tell someone.
Those two girls are hilarious. I can't stop laughing.
Guys, what's a cooler progressive rock band name?
Screaming Butterflies
Dust and Guitars
Look how cold it is in that cabin, her breath coming through the cap. Great shot
I spy a Pringles on the shelf.
F*cking a, I thought I had turned off the television by accident. :laugh:
Guys, what's a cooler progressive rock band name?
Dust and Guitars
:cool:
Guys, what's a cooler progressive rock band name?
Screaming Butterflies
Dust and Guitars
Screaming Guitars.
It's funny how an Asian guy has a North Dakota accent.
The Mike stuff is weird. It doesn't bother me anymore but I still don't exactly know why its in there. What do you guys think?
Screaming Guitars.
Gatsby, if you ever start a band let someone else pick the name. :D :p
The Mike stuff is weird. It doesn't bother me anymore but I still don't exactly know why its in there. What do you guys think?
http://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/290/what-significance-does-mike-yanagita-have-in-fargo
He's also there so Gatsby has someone to relate to.
Force Majeure, never noticed that before
The Mike stuff is weird. It doesn't bother me anymore but I still don't exactly know why its in there. What do you guys think?
I don't know why half of the stuff in The Big Lebowski is there. But it's good. Same thing with good 'ol Mike.
He's also there so Gatsby has someone to relate to.
F**k you, I'm not like that. Did you see my pic in the MoFo Personal Pics thread? Ahem. :cool:
Oh my god you Americans eat so much.
F**k you, I'm not like that. Did you see my pic in the MoFo Personal Pics thread? Ahem. :cool:
Yes, you look much cooler. :)
http://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/290/what-significance-does-mike-yanagita-have-in-fargo
Tremendous answer. Thanks man. I will be pawning that explanation as my own in the future. ;)
Jerry's act is running thin.
Oh my god you Americans eat so much.
Hey what the fu...yeah your right we are fat asses
This thread is turning really racist by both parties. We're going to start the next world war.
Beautiful snow in parking lot.
Beautiful snow in parking lot.
This movie makes me cold just watching, its nuts
Jarry and Marge's two scenes together are my favorites in the movie
Jarry and Marge's two scenes together are my favorites in the movie
Ditto. I actually watched the scene on YT before watching the actual movie.
See I always took that as Marge reading him until she gets more info. Now I see it in a whole new light. Good stuff Swan.
I like it when he tries to sit next to her
This conversation doesn't even let me go to the bathroom.
Jose Feliciano you got no complaints
The Celebrity room? Wait that sounds terrifying. :D
Angry sex is the best according to cricket. :lol:
Shep is not to be played with
Swan where the hell are ya bro
I'm here. I'm here. I sucked into the movie for a second.
My favorite Buscemi scene incoming. Shows how good of a actor he is.
Buscemi and Jerry are trying so hard to be in control the whole movie, but never are. This script is perfect
God dammit I love this scene.
What the hell was Jerry expecting to show up and do
HE JUST SAID OH AND JEEZ AT THE SAME TIME!
HE JUST SAID OH AND JEEZ AT THE SAME TIME!
Double Slam. :D
All to buy a damn parking lot
Swan turned off his TV again
I love this little scene too
All to buy a damn parking lot
And to safely deliver the groceries to his wife.
That old man is a total rapper.
Conclusion of this film: Steve Buscemi is funny looking.
Burying Oliver Platt's money
Conclusion of this film: Steve Buscemi is funny looking.
in what way
in what way
Idk... he's just funny looking, Funny is funny. :D
Idk... he's just funny looking, Funny is funny. :D
No it's not. Funny is the saddest thing in the world.
Have you watched the TV series Gatsby?
Mike is similar to Swan, not me. He lives in his parent's house. :p
My eyes have been opened by that link Swan. Here I thought I knew my third favorite movie ever.
Have you watched the TV series Gatsby?
No, but I will soon. How do you think of it?
No, but I will soon. How do you think of it?
Really good. Lots of call backs but also fresh in its own way. Check it out.
Yeah I should really soon. I love Martin Freeman so that should help.
Mike is similar to Swan, not me. He lives in his parent's house. :p
There's no need to get snippy.
You see that pic of his wife Swan?
He's fleeing the interview!
You see that pic of his wife Swan?
I missed it. Why?
*GASP* She's pregnant!
Oh and sorry Swan, no harm intended. :)
I missed it. Why?
Just thinking about what you said earlier
*GASP* She's pregnant!
Oh and sorry Swan, no harm intended. :)
You didn't hear her say that?
The unexpected virtue of humanchipping.
Never forget the first time I saw the foot in the wood chipper
Damn, that was a good shot. I like a woman who can shoot you in the leg.
I love a woman who can shoot me in the heart. :D
And its such a beautiful day
"And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little bit of money ya know."
Amen.
I don't think she got through to him
I don't think Jerry is built for Shawshank
Mr. Anderson....
Matrix reference. :D
Awwww what a lovely couple. Sweet scene.
Well, The End. Remember guys, this is a true story.
So good 5 banger for me.
Give it to us straight Swan
4+ Excellent movie.
Thanks for doing the commentary guys. Gatsby, you are a welcome addition to the commentary family.
Glad we got to it Gatsby, you being on the other side of the world and all.
Thanks guys.
I see why you guys are commentary addicts. This is so much fun! :D
I see why you guys are commentary addicts. This is so much fun! :D
Its very cool. Wish I got to do more. Don't tell some of the uptight MoFos. They think we are just juicing our stats.
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/18b149286ca6f2920e017bd5d2ffcbf5_zpsc9ixqnxm.jpg
With Sexy Celebrity and honeykid!
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 08:44 PM
Okay, hold on. We might have Slob and more.
The Sci-Fi Slob
04-16-15, 08:46 PM
Netflix is dogsh!t - just downloading it. Be about ten minutes.
honeykid
04-16-15, 08:54 PM
Nearly there, SFS?
The Sci-Fi Slob
04-16-15, 08:56 PM
Nearly...very close
Yo HK, when do you think you might be available to do All Cheerleaders Die?
honeykid
04-16-15, 08:57 PM
I hope you're still talking about downloading the film. :sick::D
honeykid
04-16-15, 08:58 PM
Yo HK, when do you think you might be available to do All Cheerleaders Die?
Tomorrow is possible. Depends on when you can do it. If you can do daytime your time then there shouldn't be too much of a problem to find a time.
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 08:58 PM
I guess JayDee turned this down.
Tomorrow is possible. Depends on when you can do it. If you can do daytime your time then there shouldn't be too much of a problem to find a time.
Okay. I think I can any time before 12ish PST, it's after that I'm not sure about. We can play it by ear.
honeykid
04-16-15, 08:59 PM
He's too busy abusing himself listening to MV.:D
Holy ***** you guys actually got HK to watch Guardians of the Galaxy? :eek:
Anyway sad to say I won't be joining you this time round. But little dancing Groot just had to pop in and say hello, and wish you an entertaining commentary. Or of course as he would say, "I am Groot."
The Sci-Fi Slob
04-16-15, 09:02 PM
I'm ready
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 09:03 PM
Okay
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:03 PM
Ready.
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:04 PM
Some one want to kick us off?
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:04 PM
Play
Earth 1988
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 09:05 PM
I'm at Earth 1988
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:05 PM
I love this song.
The Sci-Fi Slob
04-16-15, 09:05 PM
Let the kid listen to his tunes
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 09:05 PM
I love this song.
What is it?
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:05 PM
Looks like someone only needed telling once. Smart boy. :D
Stupid kid sitting with a walkman. You're supposed to walk with a walkman.
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:06 PM
What is it?
I'm Not In Love by 10cc
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:06 PM
Yul Brynner's not looking too good.
The Sci-Fi Slob
04-16-15, 09:06 PM
Very sad..:bawling:
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 09:07 PM
I've heard that song before, but it's not one whose name/artist I knew.
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:07 PM
And she's gone. :(
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 09:07 PM
I don't even know what the general idea behind this movie is. Something sci-fi with aliens, I imagine.
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:07 PM
Zombie fog!!!!!
The kid's crying does annoy me, a bit.
The Sci-Fi Slob
04-16-15, 09:08 PM
terrible pollution
I don't even know what the general idea behind this movie is. Something sci-fi with aliens, I imagine.
Yeah, when you get down to it, it's not really a superhero movie, is it?
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:08 PM
Don't you hate it when your mum's died and you run outside beset with grief and an alien kidnaps you?
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 09:08 PM
OK, so his mom dies and he gets abducted by aliens?
The Sci-Fi Slob
04-16-15, 09:09 PM
Dave "Steroids" Batista
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:09 PM
Morag? Do you think they picked that name because it looked so much like Scotland? :D So glad JD's not here to read that. :D
James Gunn. He either has come a long way since Tromeo and Juliet, or has really lost his way since Tromeo and Juliet, depending on how you want to look at it. :D
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:10 PM
Looks like a Sand Person.
The Sci-Fi Slob
04-16-15, 09:10 PM
looks like a sith lord
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 09:10 PM
I see Glenn Close dragged her ass in this.
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:10 PM
Just so we know who he is.
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 09:11 PM
Oh, God. It's a movie about music.
HK, Drew looks good in your avatar.
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 09:12 PM
I like the credits sequence.
The Sci-Fi Slob
04-16-15, 09:12 PM
Glowing balls are always the best.
Sexy Celebrity
04-16-15, 09:12 PM
So the guy who wrote this also wrote Tromeo & Juliet?
Glowing balls are always the best.
You should take a look at my glowing balls.
The Sci-Fi Slob
04-16-15, 09:13 PM
Blue-eyed Gladiator man
So the guy who wrote this also wrote Tromeo & Juliet?
Yeah. He also wrote Scooby Doo!
honeykid
04-16-15, 09:13 PM
HK, Drew looks good in your avatar.
Indeed she does. :yup:
So he's pretending to be a cowardly Indiana Jones?
The Sci-Fi Slob
04-16-15, 09:14 PM
Nice CGI
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