Swan's Movie Commentaries

[Swan]

There be snakes...

[Swan]

Anyone been to Disneyland? I feel like I'm on the Indy ride with the music right now.

[gbgoodies]

Anyone been to Disneyland? I feel like I'm on the Indy ride with the music right now.


There's an Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland? :confused:

[Swan]

There's an Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland? :confused:

Yes, and it's awesome.

[Gatsby]

That French guy needs an erotic meet-up site, not Captain

[gbgoodies]

There's an Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland? :confused:

Yes, and it's awesome.


But isn't this a Paramount movie?

[Swan]

But isn't this a Paramount movie?

They may have struck a deal, I don't know. All I know is, I've been to Disneyland 8 billion times, throughout my youth, and every time we go we must go on the Indy ride.

https://disneyland.disney.go.com/attractions/disneyland/indiana-jones-adventure/

[Gatsby]

Anything associated with George Lucas and Spielberg is under Disney's control.

[jiraffejustin]

LucasArts

[gbgoodies]

They may have struck a deal, I don't know. All I know is, I've been to Disneyland 8 billion times, throughout my youth, and every time we go we must go on the Indy ride.

https://disneyland.disney.go.com/attractions/disneyland/indiana-jones-adventure/


I was only at Disneyland (in California) once, and that was when I was in L.A. for the Star Trek 20th Anniversary convention in 1986. I don't remember an Indiana Jones ride, but that was a long time ago.

[gbgoodies]

Anything associated with George Lucas and Spielberg is under Disney's control.


Yes, now. But not when this movie was released.

[Swan]

I was only at Disneyland (in California) once, and that was when I was in L.A. for the Star Trek 20th Anniversary convention in 1986. I don't remember an Indiana Jones ride, but that was a long time ago.

Looks like it opened in '95.

[Sexy Celebrity]

GB, did you ever meet Leonard Nimoy?

[Captain Spaulding]

Nothing turns me on like back cleavage. :randy:

[Gatsby]

That's racist!

[Swan]

These people sure like to laugh.

[gbgoodies]

GB, did you ever meet Leonard Nimoy?


Yes, a few times. He was at some conventions around here years ago.

[Captain Spaulding]

Were any snakes harmed during the making of this movie?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes, a few times. He was at some conventions around here years ago.
Cool. You have his autograph, too?

[Swan]

Were any snakes harmed during the making of this movie?

Only make-believe harm.

[gbgoodies]

Were any snakes harmed during the making of this movie?


No, but Spielberg dropped one on Karen Allen to get her to scream.

[gbgoodies]

Cool. You have his autograph, too?


Yes. He signed a first edition of his book "I Am Not Spock". It's packed away somewhere in the attic for safe keeping.

[Gatsby]

He only speaks French when delivering one liners.

[Swan]

Adieu.

[Swan]

I'm going to start typing really small in yellow.

[Captain Spaulding]

This movie would be better if Jean-Claude Van Damme played Indiana Jones. He ain't afraid of no snakes.

http://media1.giphy.com/media/GiKONlO8ER08U/giphy.gif

[Swan]

I'm Harrison Bored.

[Gatsby]

This movie scares me more than Halloween.

[gbgoodies]

I'm going to start typing really small in yellow.


That's okay. I know how to highlight the text, or copy and paste into Notepad.

[Swan]

This movie scares me more than Halloween.

Why? Neither are scary.

[Captain Spaulding]

I flew Nazi Airlines once.

[gbgoodies]

Why? Neither are scary.


This movie has spiders and snakes. :eek:

[Swan]

This movie has spiders and snakes. :eek:

Both of which aren't the least bit scary.

[gbgoodies]

Both of which aren't the least bit scary.


To you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I flew Nazi Airlines once.
Didn't know MoFo had an airport.

[Gatsby]

I flew Nazi Airlines once.
'We hope you have a fascist day, enjoy your flight.'

[jiraffejustin]

Both of which aren't the least bit scary.

Unless they are in your ass.

[Gatsby]

Girl with guns. Me like.

[Swan]

Unless they are in your ass.

Actually... I once read a report about a kid who heard what sounded like rice crispies crackling in his ear. He went to the doc and they washed it out, and spiders came out. Ever since then, I'm terrified that there might be spiders in my ear.

[gbgoodies]

Actually... I once read a report about a kid who heard what sounded like rice crispies crackling in his ear. He went to the doc and they washed it out, and spiders came out. Ever since then, I'm terrified that there might be spiders in my ear.


I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that. :eek:

[jiraffejustin]

Actually... I once read a report about a kid who heard what sounded like rice crispies crackling in his ear. He went to the doc and they washed it out, and spiders came out. Ever since then, I'm terrified that there might be spiders in my ear.

I once read a report about a kid who heard what sounded like pissing when he farted. He went to the doc and they washed his ass out, and snakes came out. Ever since then, I'm terrified there might be snakes in my ass.

[Captain Spaulding]

The whole sequence with the bald guy whupping Indy's ass was pretty good. I'd forgotten about that part.

[Sexy Celebrity]

All kinds of things can live in your body.

[jiraffejustin]

By the way, I love commentaries because I can posts things like that and only expect maybe 6 people tops seeing that.

[Captain Spaulding]

Judging by these comments, I feel like I'm the only still paying any attention to the movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The whole sequence with the bald guy whupping Indy's ass was pretty good. I'd forgotten about that part.
Sounds like something I'd like.

[gbgoodies]

The whole sequence with the bald guy whupping Indy's ass was pretty good. I'd forgotten about that part.


How can you forget the part with the propellor?

[jiraffejustin]

Sounds like something I'd like.

You into dominate bald guys?

[Gatsby]

Judging by these comments, I feel like I'm the only still paying any attention to the movie.
The movie is too badass to put into words. :D

[gbgoodies]

Judging by these comments, I feel like I'm the only still paying any attention to the movie.


No, I'm still watching it. :)

[Sexy Celebrity]

You into dominate bald guys?
That and I am one.

[Gatsby]

But that horse! Animal cruelty right there.

[Captain Spaulding]

How can you forget the part with the propellor?

I remembered it after it started happening. Like I said, I've only seen this movie once, and that was several years ago.

[jiraffejustin]

That and I am one.

So when you have sex, you and the other guy just beat the sh*t out of each other?

[gbgoodies]

I remembered it after it started happening. Like I said, I've only seen this movie once, and that was several years ago.


You should watch it more often.

[Swan]

WILHELM SCREAM

[Gatsby]

CS, how many viruses do you think have been added to your computer at this point?

[Swan]

CS, how many viruses do you think have been added to your computer at this point?

None. He just needs adblock.

[Gatsby]

Without the music some of these scenes would be way less entertaining.

[Swan]

Adblock was seriously created by God. It had to have been. It is heavenly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

So when you have sex, you and the other guy just beat the sh*t out of each other?
You mean what we do is sex? News to me.

[gbgoodies]

Without the music some of these scenes would be way less entertaining.


I love the music in this movie. :)

John Williams is a genius.

[Gatsby]

Go go old man!

[jiraffejustin]

You mean what we do is sex? News to me.

Yes. We have sex.

[Sexy Celebrity]

CS, how many viruses do you think have been added to your computer at this point?
Better the computer than his body. If he had answered any of those sex ads, he might get some different kinds of viruses.

[Gatsby]

That friction should've burned his back off.

[Swan]

That friction should've burned his back off.

Ever see the Red Letter Media Indy review? They talk about this. Really, he would look like Mickey Rourke or something.

[jiraffejustin]

That friction should've burned his back off.

My favorite thing about movies: F*ck science.

[Captain Spaulding]

That whole sequence with the truck was awesome, too.

This movie is much more entertaining than I remember it being.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yes. We have sex.
I've been having sex with you? When was this? Also news to me.

[Gatsby]

Ever see the Red Letter Media Indy review?
No, I should really catch up on Red Letter Media vids. Maybe after this commentary.

[gbgoodies]

That friction should've burned his back off.


The "Making of" shows that they dug out a ditch to make more room for the stuntman under the truck.

[Gatsby]

That whole sequence with the truck was awesome, too.

This movie is much more entertaining than I remember it being.
See? By the time this movie is over you'll be a believer.

[Swan]

I've been having sex with you? When was this? Also news to me.

JJ likes roofies.

[jiraffejustin]

I've been having sex with you? When was this? Also news to me.

If I am not a comedian, can I still make a rape joke? Like a date rape joke? If not, ignore this post.

*awaits crucifixion*

[Sexy Celebrity]

Go ahead. I am the King of Rape Jokes around here. Ask Miss Vicky.

[jiraffejustin]

What happened to that assrape smiley somebody found?

[Gatsby]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=38836

:p:D

[Swan]

What happened to that assrape smiley somebody found?

:suspicious:

[Sexy Celebrity]

What happened to that assrape smiley somebody found?
This?

:joaquin:

[Swan]

Yeah, let's get back to the movie.

Kissy kissy.

[Swan]

I love Karen Allen in this movie. She was always my favorite Indy girl.

[gbgoodies]

When I saw this movie in the theater many years ago, when Marian reached back for her dress, some little kid yelled out "She's not wearing anything." :lol:

[Gatsby]

What happened to that assrape smiley somebody found?

An assrape smiley? :eek:

Yoda wants to keep things PG13, probably that's why. Obviously it's not working.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Wait a minute -- I think there's an incomplete rape joke in progress.

[Captain Spaulding]

See? By the time this movie is over you'll be a believer.

Maybe. I don't really consider this a proper viewing since I wasn't paying that much attention during the first half. I've never seen Temple of Doom and whatever the other one's called. I've been thinking about watching all of them over the course of a weekend or something. This commentary has increased that desire.

[Gatsby]

Alright seriously back to the movie.

[gbgoodies]

Maybe. I don't really consider this a proper viewing since I wasn't paying that much attention during the first half. I've never seen Temple of Doom and whatever the other one's called. I've been thinking about watching all of them over the course of a weekend or something. This commentary has increased that desire.


Temple of Doom is pretty good, but it's my least favorite of the trilogy. Last Crusade is definitely worth watching.

[jiraffejustin]

Mods don't read these threads right? :shifty:

[Swan]

Temple of Doom is pretty good, but it's my least favorite of the trilogy. Last Crusade is definitely worth watching.

I'm with GB. Though a lot of people really like Temple of Doom. I like it, but it's my least fave.

[Gatsby]

Temple of Doom is pretty good, but it's my least favorite of the trilogy. Last Crusade is definitely worth watching.
Two thumbs up for this post. :up::up:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mods don't read these threads right? :shifty:
Depends. Most of the time, I think it's ignored.

[gbgoodies]

Unlike in most movies, the uniform does not fit. :lol:

[Gatsby]

Ze Altar haz been preprazed

[Swan]

That was a weird yell.

[Swan]

A fly just went into Belloq's mouth.

[gbgoodies]

Did anyone else notice the bug crawling on Belloq's face?

[Swan]

Did anyone else notice the bug crawling on Belloq's face?

Every time.

[gbgoodies]

Every time.


Yeah. It annoys me every time I watch the movie.

[Swan]

More bad matte paintings. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Goodnight. Sorry for interrupting.

[Gatsby]

The ark sends out electromagnetic waves?

[gbgoodies]

Don't look at it! Shut your eyes!

[Gatsby]

Goodnight. Sorry for interrupting.
No it was fun having ya sort of in a awkward way. :D

[gbgoodies]

Goodnight. Sorry for interrupting.



Good night. :yawn:

[Captain Spaulding]

That's what I tell women: "Shut your eyes and don't look at it. No matter what happens."

[gbgoodies]

When they showed a still of the face-melting scene at a convention, most people thought it was from the movie Scanners.

[Ðèstîñy]

Mods don't read these threads right? :shifty:

Not until I saw a spammer about 15 minutes ago, and was wondering what was going on in this very active thread. Why would you ask that, my dear? :)

[jiraffejustin]

Not until I saw a spammer about 15 minutes ago, and was wondering what was going on in this very active thread. Why would you ask that, my dear? :)

:shifty:

no reason.....

:D

[gbgoodies]

Not until I saw a spammer about 15 minutes ago, and was wondering what was going on in this very active thread. Why would you ask that, my dear? :)


Don't ask. And you might not want to read the last few pages. :(

[Gatsby]

Conclusion: God can melt your face.

[gbgoodies]

Bureaucratic fools! :mad:

[Captain Spaulding]

Not until I saw a spammer about 15 minutes ago, and was wondering what was going on in this very active thread. Why would you ask that, my dear? :)

We've been making fun of Jack Carlson for the last two hours.

[Gatsby]

Who the hell is Jack Carlson?

[Gatsby]

The end. Best adventure movie made. Ever.

5 Easy rating

[gbgoodies]

Who the hell is Jack Carlson?


I think he's a hockey player.

[Captain Spaulding]

Who the hell is Jack Carlson?

The sexiest man alive.

[Swan]

Who the hell is Jack Carlson?

Youdunwannaknow...

[gbgoodies]

I was supposed to watch Starship Troopers for the Sci-Fi HoF tonight, but I'm sure this movie was much more fun.

5.0

[Gatsby]

The sexiest man alive.
No that's me, now who's Jack Carlson? :p

[Swan]

5 Adventure films don't get any better.

[gbgoodies]

Who the hell is Jack Carlson?

The sexiest man alive.


Not according to People Magazine. ;)

[Gatsby]

Not according to People Magazine. ;)
Pffft what do people know? From an alien point of view I'm handsome. :D

[gbgoodies]

Pffft what do people know? From an Alien point of view I'm handsome. :D


You look just like Judge Judy to me. :lol:

[Captain Spaulding]

No that's me, now who's Jack Carlson? :p

He's the guy in Destiny's avatar. The one she's obsessed with.

[Gatsby]

I'm waiting for Captain's long-ass write-up about this film and his rating.

[jiraffejustin]

3.5 - I've seen better adventures movies and stuff, like Indiana Jones and the Item Lost in the Cave.

[gbgoodies]

3.5 - I've seen better adventures movies and stuff, like Indiana Jones and the Item Lost in the Cave.


3.5??? What movie did you watch? :confused:

[jiraffejustin]

3.5??? What movie did you watch? :confused:

Indiana Jones and the First Item He Found in a Cave

[Gatsby]

3.5 - I've seen better adventures movies and stuff, like Indiana Jones and the Item Lost in the Cave.
I haven't seen it, but I'm sure it's better than Indiana Jones and the Lost Creativity and Actual Adventure

[Ðèstîñy]

Don't ask. And you might not want to read the last few pages. :(

Why not. Might I get to ban someone? I might have me some fun! ;)

Swan, when adding this movie to your list of 24 films, I own 13 of the 25. I had no idea something like this was going on. Where in the hell was my invite?

Don't worry about me joining. I'm too damn busy already.

[gbgoodies]

Indiana Jones and the First Item He Found in a Cave


Well there's your problem. You watched the prequel, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. :shrug:

[Swan]

Why not. Might I get to ban someone? I might have me some fun! ;)

Swan, when adding this movie to your list of 24 films, I own 13 of the 25. I had no idea something like this was going on. Where in the hell was my invite?

Don't worry about me joining. I'm too damn busy already.

If you ever want to do one, I'm pretty much always in the mood for a commentary. Just holler! :)

[gbgoodies]

If you ever want to do one, I'm pretty much always in the mood for a commentary. Just holler! :)


Yeah, but you usually do horror movie commentaries. :(

[Gatsby]

If Destiny did a commentary that would be so cool. :yup:

[Iroquois]

Man, I should try getting in on this commentary racket.

[Swan]

Yeah, but you usually do horror movie commentaries. :(

It depends on who I'm watching with. If it's honeykid, for example, we will often choose horror because we're both big horror fans. But I'm game for most anything.

[jiraffejustin]

You guys, Swan and I are going to do a Team America commentary at some point soon. You should join us and we are going to stay on topic for maybe two-sevenths of the time.

[Swan]

Yep.

Also, raul and I are planning on doing a Signs commentary some time tomorrow, if anyone is interested.

[Ðèstîñy]

Yeah, but you usually do horror movie commentaries. :(

and that's a problem why? ;)

[jiraffejustin]

We should do a really, really, really serious movie for a commentary and let's just make it funny.

[gbgoodies]

I don't have Team America, and if I remember correctly, Signs was pretty bad.

[Swan]

We should do a really, really, really serious movie for a commentary and let's just make it funny.

The Shawshank Redemption or Crash or something. :D

[Gatsby]

Man, I should try getting in on this commentary racket.
Yeah you should finally start to stop posting only in your One Movie a Day I Hate Thread. :D
You guys, Swan and I are going to do a Team America commentary at some point soon. You should join us and we are going to stay on topic for maybe two-sevenths of the time.
Cool, when are you guys planning to do it? I can totally stay off topic. ;)

[jiraffejustin]

You definitely need to get Team America, gbg. Absolutely your type of movie.

[jiraffejustin]

The Shawshank Redemption or Crash or something. :D

Crash already makes itself funny...we need something darker.

[Swan]

Cool, when are you guys planning to do it? I can totally stay off topic. ;)

We can wait for you, if you want.

[Iroquois]

I just watched Team America, dammit. Fortunately, it's very re-watchable, so I may be inclined to join in on that. I'm not sure if a straight comedy really needs a minute-by-minute commentary, though.

[Gatsby]

Crash already makes itself funny...we need something darker.
A Ingmar Bergman film.

[jiraffejustin]

I just watched Team America, dammit. Fortunately, it's very re-watchable, so I may be inclined to join in on that. I'm not sure if a straight comedy really needs a minute-by-minute commentary, though.

I think the same thing, but I guess you could call it an experiment.

[Ðèstîñy]

It figures. I freaking love Signs. Team America you can keep. I don't think so, baby! Iro, you should join in. Maybe I will too. I know Signs like the back of my hand.

Damn, where'd all these wrinkles come from?

[Miss Vicky]

I remember correctly, Signs was pretty bad.

You don't remember correctly.

Although I did a commentary for Signs with Sexy already, I would join this one if I could. I'll be at work all morning and most of the afternoon and then I have somewhere to be tomorrow evening.

I might've joined the Raiders commentary if I knew about in time.

[gbgoodies]

You definitely need to get Team America, gbg. Absolutely your type of movie.


I'll see if I can find it. I buy a lot of movies at garage sales and flea markets, so with the warmer weather finally coming in, I might be able to find it cheap. (I may even have it in the DVD stock in the warehouse, but I'd have to check through a LOT of boxes to find it.)

[jiraffejustin]

A Ingmar Bergman film.

I was thinking Haneke. I won't do a commentary on a serious film that I haven't seen though.

[Iroquois]

Yeah you should finally start to stop posting only in your One Movie a Day I Hate Thread. :D

Well, the rep is starting to dry up over there, but I'm sticking it out, dammit. It's not my fault my movie-watching outpaces my review-writing and I can never quite keep up.

[Swan]

I know, JJ!

The Turin Horse.

[Iroquois]

Also, I watched Signs at some point earlier this year and gave it a 1.5. Wasted potential and some unintentional amusement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdI00iQ03tE

[Miss Vicky]

Well, the rep is starting to dry up over there, but I'm sticking it out, dammit. It's not my fault my movie-watching outpaces my review-writing and I can never quite keep up.

I check your thread every day, but you keep watching sh!tty looking films I haven't seen or giving low ratings to movies I like.

[Swan]

The thing is guys, even bad movies are good for commentaries. :shrug:

[jiraffejustin]

I know, JJ!

The Turin Horse.

No, no, no.

How about Shoah or Satantango?

[gbgoodies]

Isn't Signs the Shyamalan movie that had something to do with aliens and water?

[gbgoodies]

I check your thread every day, but you keep watching sh!tty looking films I haven't seen or giving low ratings to movies I like.


Ditto

[Swan]

No, no, no.

How about Shoah or Satantango?

Ah, my old joke about that Satantango commentary I have planned. :D

[Iroquois]

It is what it is.

[gbgoodies]

We should do a commentary for the movie Airplane!

[Gatsby]

Even better: one of those Andy Warhol films.

[Swan]

It is what it is.

Iro, we should do some commentaries for movies in your top 10. Blues Brothers and Monty Python both seem like good candidates.

[jiraffejustin]

Even better: one of those Andy Warhol films.

Empire.

[Iroquois]

Iro, we should do some commentaries for movies in your top 10. Blues Brothers and Monty Python both seem like good candidates.

Blues Brothers, perhaps, but it is a comedy/musical so it might be a bit contentious. A commentary on Akira, on the other hand...that'd get some interesting comments, I bet, especially from first-time viewers.

[Gatsby]

Iro, we should do some commentaries for movies in your top 10. Blues Brothers and Monty Python both seem like good candidates.
This. I love Iro's Top 10. I can do a commentary for any film on his Top 10.

Gotta go guys and gals, it was an awesome commentary. :up:

[Swan]

Later, Gatsby.

[gbgoodies]

Good night.

I have to go catch up on tonight's TV shows before I go to sleep.

[Ðèstîñy]

OK Swan, just let me know if Signs is the movie, and about what time you will be starting this thing, and then I will know if I can make it or not.

[honeykid]

The thing is guys, even bad movies are good for commentaries. :shrug:

I would say quoted for truth, but it's not quite right... Because bad movies are better for commentaries. :D

[Ðèstîñy]

Hey Swan! Just to let you know, I won't be able to make it this time. Maybe sometime in the near. Anyway, I didn't ever take the time to read back on what you all were talking about. If mods ever read this thread. I'm assuming it's OK, but just to be safe, I will quickly remind everyone to keep it PG-13. I'm going to assume that the three members who plus repped my joke about banning some of you, did not make any R rated posts in here. So you my dear Swan, Gatsby, and SC are in the clear. I'll be watching the rest of you. ;)

I'm still just kidding. I almost completely trust you guys. :D

[Swan]

TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/Team_america_poster_300px_zpsw6eqaj8t.jpg

With JJ and whoever else!

[honeykid]

When's this kicking off?

[Swan]

When JJ gets back from taking his dog for a poo.

[honeykid]

OK. Start when you want and I'll jump in. :)

[Swan]

:up:

[Swan]

Play!

[Swan]

Playing. Was buffering a little bit.

[jiraffejustin]

paramount. Yay. Commentary is exciting. yay!

[Swan]

Bad French impersonations.

[Swan]

Just a beautiful day in France...

[jiraffejustin]

Racism!

[Swan]

That kid has sh*t on his face.

[jiraffejustin]

I love MLK but violence might be necessary because when you live on MLK and it gets very scary, might need to pull an AK and send some to the cemetery.

[Swan]

Greatest hand-to-hand combat scene in cinematic history? Yes.

[jiraffejustin]

The blonde chick is hot

[Swan]

The blonde chick is hot

Not my type. I prefer the dark-haired chick.

[Swan]

I love the soundtrack to this film. I have listened to it countless times.

[jiraffejustin]

AIDs

[jiraffejustin]

Sweet ass whip

[Swan]

This film is full of genius moments like that, when they walk off. :laugh:

[jiraffejustin]

"I am not from Hollywood, and I am not going to f*ck your mouth."

[Swan]

Have you seen a man eat his own head?

[jiraffejustin]

Then you haven't seen everything, and neither have we

[jiraffejustin]

My favorite character is Chris, because his shades.

[Swan]

I love how INTELLIGENCE sounds like a stoner.

[jiraffejustin]

"Alright, thanks."

Finally a movie where a character does something that makes sense.

[Swan]

"Alright, thanks."

Finally a movie where a character does something that makes sense.

Then he ruins it.

[jiraffejustin]

I know it's a parody of a crappy song, but it's just as annoying. Alan Jackson somehow being worse isn't my thing.

[jiraffejustin]

I admit that the line "it's a hefty f*ckin' fee" gets me though.

[Swan]

I know it's a parody of a crappy song, but it's just as annoying. Alan Jackson somehow being worse isn't my thing.

The buck o five song? I love it. :(

[jiraffejustin]

Is that chick supposed to look like Sandra Bullock?

[Swan]

I sense that you're making him feel intimidated. :laugh:

[jiraffejustin]

That surgery bit is pretty good.

[jiraffejustin]

In school everybody singing America, F*ck Yeah was annoying. But it is fun to sing, so maybe I am just a jerk.

[Swan]

Gary has sh*t on his face.

[Swan]

In school everybody singing America, F*ck Yeah was annoying. But it is fun to sing, so maybe I am just a jerk.

Yes, you're a grade A jerk.

[jiraffejustin]

Yes, you're a grade A jerk.

I'll rip off your balls and shove them up your ass, so the next time you sh*t you will be sh*tting all over your balls.

[Swan]

This is my favorite scene.

[jiraffejustin]

I just think the people not watching the movie should see this visual gag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92d1xtjXf8E

[Swan]

Lisa kind of annoys me. I don't know why.

[jiraffejustin]

I put a jihad on them

[Swan]

I put a jihad on them

I love how he says this with a slight southern accent.

[jiraffejustin]

Bakalakadaka Street hahahahahaha

[jiraffejustin]

I love how he says this with a slight southern accent.

Yeah, excellent delivery of that line

[jiraffejustin]

"Smart-ass motherf*cker"

[Swan]

I love how Team America destroys these great monuments and whatnot.

[jiraffejustin]

I appreciate that nobody is safe. Everybody is being made fun of.

[Swan]

I appreciate that nobody is safe. Everybody is being made fun of.

That's typical Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

[jiraffejustin]

Better than Jaws

[Swan]

I'm just waiting for the Kim Jong Il song, to be honest.

[jiraffejustin]

I promise I will never die.

[jiraffejustin]

The most famous sex scene in the history of sex scenes?

[Swan]

The most famous sex scene in the history of sex scenes?

Perhaps. Perhaps.

[jiraffejustin]

The guy saying "no me gusta" is getting me.

[Swan]

There is no I in Team America.

Yes there is.

[jiraffejustin]

I want to see a Chris spin-off.

[Swan]

These puppets have huge eyes.

[jiraffejustin]

These puppets have huge eyes.

That's racist

[jiraffejustin]

Here is your song.

[Swan]

I'm so ronery...

[jiraffejustin]

It's kinda sirry, not reary.

[Swan]

If you look closely at the shot with the Kim Jong Il statue, you'll notice it's slightly moving - it's a human.

[jiraffejustin]

Do the scene where everybody gets AIDs

[Swan]

I remember when Daniel posted this whole monologue, and got it deleted by Yoda. :laugh:

[jiraffejustin]

I've only been that sick once in my life.

[Swan]

The noises he made while puking were rather disturbing.

[jiraffejustin]

A song about Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor seems like an odd choice, but sure, I'll go with it.

[Swan]

Yeah, it's my least favorite song in the film, but I still like it.

[jiraffejustin]

"You're a buttf*cking quitter!

[Swan]

This scene is weird.

[jiraffejustin]

This scene is weird.

The blowy scene?

[Swan]

The blowy scene?

Yep.

[Swan]

Aaaaand we're back.

[jiraffejustin]

the Team's reaction to news of the blow job :laugh:

[jiraffejustin]

And we have MoFo podcast music.