Swan's Movie Commentaries

[Swan]

Oh my God, it's the chick from the bad Psycho remake!!!!

This movie really knows how to scare me, reminding me of that movie.

[honeykid]

Hi middle-aged man in his 40s!

:yup: 42 and counting.

[Gatsby]

Sounds like South Park.

[Gatsby]

Because it's a Kevin Williamson script. Pop culture references ahoy.
I would have not asked that question if it was a good reference.

[honeykid]

I would have not asked that question if it was a good reference.

It's because she's in the country knocking on a strangers door.

[Swan]

It's because she's in the country knocking on a strangers door.

Get it, Gatsby? It's in the name... Jodie... Foster...

Yeah, I don't get it either.

[Gatsby]

I get it. Jodie Fos-DOOR.

[Swan]

Why would she scream hey and bang on the window when she just had to give them their cigs? Crazy woman.

[honeykid]

Wha?

Halfway through, BTW.

[honeykid]

Why would she scream hey and bang on the window when she just had to give them their cigs? Crazy woman.

Jump scare. :D

[honeykid]

I get it. Jodie Fos-DOOR.

:facepalm::D

[Gatsby]

Finally we're gonna get some proper killing... I hope.

[honeykid]

Uh-oh.

[honeykid]

Bloody 90's horror. That would've been a perfectly gratuitous tit shot in the 80's.;)

[Gatsby]

That crown is cursed, that's the problem.

[Swan]

Bloody 90's horror. That would've been a perfectly gratuitous tit shot in the 80's.;)

I was going to say. We should have seen boobies there, and it should have been JLH's boobies.

[Gatsby]

Bloody 90's horror. That would've been a perfectly gratuitous tit shot in the 80's.;)
:highfive:

I wanted those ****! :D

[honeykid]

Her hair!!!! Her beautiful hair!!

[Swan]

OHMY GOD THE KILLER DID SOMETHING TO MY HAIR OH MY GOOOOOOOODO

[Gatsby]

SOON...er or later. Can we please get to the juicy stuff?

[honeykid]

Typical. You go away to college and come back with crabs.

[Gatsby]

Plural tit is censored? Don't most kids know what they are by the age of 13? ;)

[honeykid]

TBF, he didn't try to run Barry over. He did it. He sets goals and he achieves them. Ben's a goal-orientated killer.

[Swan]

Plural tit is censored? Don't most kids know what they are by the age of 13? ;)

Don't be a tit, Gatsby.

[Gatsby]

If this was final destination she would have died instantly.

[honeykid]

Oh, you got a letter? I get run over, Helen gets her hair cut off, Julie gets a body in the trunk and you get a letter? Oh, that's balanced.

[Gatsby]

Don't be a tit, Gatsby.
You're right. I should be a boob, large, warm and accepting.

[Swan]

Freddy Prinze jr. saying the f word just doesn't seem right to me.

[Gatsby]

40 minutes left. Yawn.

Independence Day, the day of the killers.

[honeykid]

She hasn't disappeared. She moved to go to college and, when the summer's over, she'll go back. Stupid girl. :D

[Swan]

"I'll pound his ass."

:|

[honeykid]

"I'll pound his ass."

:|
I was going to say. That was a while ago. Am I that far ahead again?

[Gatsby]

Say sorry to the old man you prick.

[Swan]

I was going to say. That was a while ago. Am I that far ahead again?

Yeah, I guess you are then.

[honeykid]

I'm at Missy and the knife.

[Swan]

There.

[Gatsby]

Wait for me!

[honeykid]

Welcome to Slicker world. The world of red herrings.

[honeykid]

You not there either?

[honeykid]

I'm at missy gutting fish.

[Gatsby]

Okay I think I've catched up.

[Swan]

I'm at shot of note saying "I WILL NEVER FORGET LAST SUMMER"

[honeykid]

She really does have a rather wonderful frontage doesn't she?

[Gatsby]

Ummm... I'm at the horrible singing.

[Swan]

She really does have a rather wonderful frontage doesn't she?

:yup:

[honeykid]

There.

[Swan]

there.

[Gatsby]

Bad shaky cam isn't needed to create horror...

[honeykid]

I can already see her talent.

[Swan]

Everyone pause.

[Gatsby]

Maybe the killer is a descendent of Captain Hook?

[Swan]

Where are you guys?

[honeykid]

Hook to the body.

[honeykid]

Barry's been killed and the cops are going upstairs.

[Gatsby]

Fargo rip-off scene. In the police car. :D

[honeykid]

I think Gatsby's ahead of me now. :D

[Swan]

I'm so confused. My thing for some reason stopped and now I have to catch up, but I'm not sure where you guys are. I think I'm where HK is at.

[Gatsby]

Everyone get to her searching on the computer, then.

[honeykid]

I'm at 1:10. They just too the crown off her.

[Swan]

Everyone get to her searching on the computer, then.

Alright, I fast forwarded a bit and I'm here.

[honeykid]

Also, this film doesn't obey the rules of blood spatter forensics. :D

[Gatsby]

Everyone ready to press play yet again?

[honeykid]

We could do an Urban Legend commentary some day.

[Swan]

Everyone ready to press play yet again?

I am.

[honeykid]

I have them in the police car now. She' just told the cop he'll fry in hell.

[Gatsby]

Rule #23: Always go to the alley

[Swan]

I have them in the police car now. She' just told the cop he'll fry in hell.

I'm here.

[honeykid]

I'm at Ben doing the Michael Myers "walking but still keeping up with the running person" bit. Helen's now calling for her sister.

[Swan]

BOOM! KILLED!

[Gatsby]

He looks likes he's puking organic grape juice instead of blood.

[Swan]

Girl Dead in Car Accident.

Said the most generic newspaper article ever.

[Gatsby]

Elsa! Elsa! I wanna build a snowman!

[honeykid]

And that's Mrs. Sampras dead.

[honeykid]

SMG looks good in that dress.

[Gatsby]

I am restraining myself from making a Frozen reference.

[Swan]

I am restraining myself from making a Frozen reference.

Never seen it.

[honeykid]

Me neither, but I'm guessing that was the Elsa building a snowman comment earlier/

[Gatsby]

I think these girls learned how to properly scream instead of act.

[Swan]

I think these girls learned how to properly scream instead of act.

That's all you need to be a Scream Queen. ;)

[honeykid]

Personally I think they're doing a good job of both. :shrug:

[Gatsby]

There should be a Scream Pageant and the Top 3 get to be in their own horror film.

[Swan]

There should be a Scream Pageant and the Top 3 get to be in their own horror film.

I think there was a reality show like that. I'm ashamed that I know this.

[Swan]

Personally I think they're doing a good job of both. :shrug:

They're not horrible, but they're not great either.

[Gatsby]

'Murica has some strange things. :D

[Swan]

'Murica has some strange things. :D

You're one to talk. :p

[honeykid]

I think there was a reality show like that. I'm ashamed that I know this.

Indeed there was. I think it was on MTV and I think it was called Scream Queen or something like that. SC would probably know.

[honeykid]

His face has healed well, hasn't it?

[honeykid]

They're not horrible, but they're not great either.

They're in an decent slasher film. Is there any need to be great?

[Swan]

They're in an decent slasher film. Is there any need to be great?

True

[honeykid]

He's jumped aboard like a Greenpeace activist. :D

[Gatsby]

I knew that homework one-liner was coming!

[Gatsby]

He has a short attention span lol

[Gatsby]

That hook didn't even get close to his face. :D

[honeykid]

And she's found the bodies.

[honeykid]

BOOM!

[honeykid]

Let me give you some advice. When you leave a man for dead, make sure he's really dead.

[Gatsby]

Swan where are ya? Are you just really scared? :p

[Swan]

I bet that ice is making her cold. :randy:

[honeykid]

This should be nipple-tastic, but it isn't.:(

[Swan]

Ouch.

[Gatsby]

I bet that ice is making her cold. :randy:
Warm things are better Swan. :randy:

[honeykid]

I don't know how this has happened today, but once again I'm miles ahead.

[Swan]

Warm things are better Swan. :randy:

Touche.

[honeykid]

You're not supposed to touch, Swan. :D

[Gatsby]

They didn't make sure if the body was dead.

[honeykid]

See. they weren't really murderers. They're good kids.

[Swan]

Oh, c'mon. This movie is one big tease.

[Gatsby]

What a boring, sexless shower scene. Boooo.

[honeykid]

Sherrif: You have any idea why this man would want you dead?

*Look at each other*

Together - None.

[Swan]

DUN DUN DUN would have been perfect there.

Question. Where does the "dun dun dun" thing come from? Was it genuinely used once?

[Gatsby]

The end for me.

EDIT- I love the song being played at the end credits. Anyone else?

[Gatsby]

A poor man's Scream devoid of basic intellect and boobs.

2

[Swan]

2+

A decently fun but mostly mediocre slasher, but I don't hate it, just trying to be a tougher grader. Also, I think it's rather pointless criticizing any post-80's slasher for ripping something off when the majority of them are rip-off's. :p

And yes. Shame on this movie for not showing us some JLH boobies. Truly for shame.

[honeykid]

The end for me.

EDIT- I love the song being played at the end credits. Anyone else?

Yep, I said earlier I like this version so much that I don't know which I prefer. Sacriliage I know, but there you have it.

3 Better than it deserves, but I like it. It's like a proper stripped back slasher film. Minimum gore and a small group of friends. Classic horror/urban legend stuff. Had it been the 70's/80's rather than the 90's I'd have enjoyed it even more.

Thanks for the commentary, guys. :)

[Gatsby]

When the film isn't that good you realize how fun commentating is IMO. This one was a blast, I had lots of fun. :)

[honeykid]

DUN DUN DUN would have been perfect there.

Question. Where does the "dun dun dun" thing come from? Was it genuinely used once?

I don't know. I wonder if it was the old Hollywood horror film or maybe the serials?

[Gatsby]

Wait. Swan got 3 rep, that means there's someone else beside us...

DUN DUN DUN

[honeykid]

A quick glance seems to indicate that the dun dun dun started on radio.

[Swan]

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/who_framed_roger_rabbit_movie_poster_by_expofever-d7tk5ak_zpstztgpoyj.jpg

With Miss Vicky, Funny Face, gbgoodies, Sexy Celebrity and Camo!

[Swan]

I'm ready.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm ready.

[Funny Face]

Almost ready. BRB

[Miss Vicky]

Getting your beer?

[gbgoodies]

Can you give me 1 minute to find my DVD?

[Swan]

Sure GB.

[Miss Vicky]

No problem, GBG.

[Swan]

Random Jessica Chastain GIF while we're waiting.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/tumblr_m9qpi4kVbr1rv1bj0_zpsdcjum86x.gif

[Sexy Celebrity]

*sigh*

Since this is such a huge commentary, maybe I should join, too. I have it.

[gbgoodies]

Got it. Thanks. :up:

[Miss Vicky]

The more the merrier, Sexy.

[Swan]

Feel free Sexy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

OK. I need a minute. Hold on.

[Funny Face]

Getting your beer?
:yup:

Random Jessica Chastain GIF while we're waiting.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/tumblr_m9qpi4kVbr1rv1bj0_zpsdcjum86x.gif
Love Jessica Chastian!

[Swan]

Have you seen Take Shelter, FF?

[gbgoodies]

DVD is in the player, and I'm ready whenever everyone else is ready.

I haven't watched Roger Rabbit in years. This should be fun. :)

[Camo]

Ready when you are.

[Miss Vicky]

We're waiting on Sexy to be ready.

[Gatsby]

I can't do this one but I'll keep an eye on the commentary.

[Funny Face]

No, but after reading your review it has been added to my watchlist :)

[Swan]

Shame Gatsby.

[Swan]

No, but after reading your review it has been added to my watchlist :)

:up:

[Camo]

I can tell I'm going to be a lot slower than you gays anyway tell me when to press play

[Miss Vicky]

No, but after reading your review it has been added to my watchlist :)

One of the many Mofo things we discussed this evening.

[Funny Face]

I'm ready whenever

[Swan]

When Sexy says ready, I'll set a time for everyone to press play. Be ready.

[Camo]

I meant guys lol

[Miss Vicky]

I can tell I'm going to be a lot slower than you gays anyway tell me when to press play

:laugh:

[Gatsby]

I should really be doing this one, the only active members I haven't done a commentary with are Camo and MV.

[Swan]

One of the many Mofo things we discussed this evening.

What? My review? What did you say? Good things I hope. If you said "HIS REVIEW WAS SH*T WHAT A LOSER" I'll be disappointed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Are we watching that cartoon before it? Or does that play automatically? I forget.

[Swan]

Gatsby, join us! It's on YT.

[Miss Vicky]

It plays automatically. It's part of the movie.

[Swan]

I'm doing whatever is on Netflix, Sexy.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Then I'm ready. I'm paused at Touchstone Pictures.

[Camo]

We will Gatsby ;)

[Miss Vicky]

What? My review? What did you say? Good things I hope. If you said "HIS REVIEW WAS SH*T WHAT A LOSER" I'll be disappointed.

We discussed our interest in the movie.

[Camo]

Same SC

[Swan]

We discussed our interest in the movie.

Oh nice. :up:

[Gatsby]

I'm outside, without a computer.

[Swan]

Okay, everyone play at :36

[Camo]

Have we started?

[Camo]

Played

[Swan]

This is a long :34. I never know when it's going to change so I always wait two minutes.

[gbgoodies]

Pressed Play.

[Miss Vicky]

not yet. two minutes, camo

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm at Somethin' Cookin'.

[Camo]

I forgot all about this short

[Swan]

Okay I'll just say play then. Everyone get ready.

[Miss Vicky]

Well I guess I'm pressing play then.

[Funny Face]

I'm confused...did everyone press play yet?

[Swan]

PLAY!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I thought this was called "Tummy Trouble."

[gbgoodies]

Were we supposed to start?

[Miss Vicky]

Somthing's Cookin just started

[Swan]

Whatever. We should all be roughly at the same place. Don't need to be perfectly synced.

[Miss Vicky]

Baby herman looking all sweet and innocent.

[Gatsby]

We will Gatsby ;)
Yeah but MV probably won't. :p

[Miss Vicky]

Baby Herman looks like a girl.

[Swan]

An animated short before the film, ALA Pixar.

[Camo]

Camp started prematurely lol

[gbgoodies]

I thought this was called "Tummy Trouble."


I think "Tummy Trouble" was a separate short.

[Miss Vicky]

Yeah but MV probably won't. :p

You probably don't want to commentate with me anyway, I'm stingy with rep.

[Camo]

Camp is camo bTW I don't have time to correct autocorrect here

[Swan]

I have this book, written by the lead animator of the film. There was a time I was very into animation.

http://www.milessebesta.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/best-animation-books-the-animators-survival-kit.jpg

[Swan]

Uh oh, Roger's gonna die.

[Miss Vicky]

Extra hot chili sauce.

[Miss Vicky]

Meat cleaver to the crotch.

[Miss Vicky]

Suck O Lux

[gbgoodies]

I forgot how much trouble Roger got into in this short.

[Funny Face]

I work with a kiddo that likes to eat spicy sauce like that. He's so stinking cute!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I paused cause I was way ahead.

[Camo]

I found some crazy manga drawing book in my uncles and instantly thought of Guap. I have it in my house somewhere lol

[Gatsby]

You probably don't want to commentate with me anyway, I'm stingy with rep.
I haven't begged for rep in months, don't worry. I'm actually in rehab because of you. Thanks. :D

[Miss Vicky]

Roger sees birds. He supposed to see stars.

[Swan]

This is very Tom and Jerry.

[Funny Face]

Suck O Lux
That should be a name of an adult toy.

[Camo]

That baby sound like Danny Devito

[Miss Vicky]

'Scuse me toots.

Love the foul mouthed baby.

[Swan]

I found some crazy manga drawing book in my uncles and instantly thought of Guap. I have it in my house somewhere lol

I was kind of the all-star of both my high school animation classes. Probably because I was the only one who was really into it, though.

[Camo]

I forgot and love how well the real and animated world mixes together

[Sexy Celebrity]

When I watched this movie as an adult a couple of years ago, this seemed like a completely different movie than what I saw as a kid.

[Miss Vicky]

I was kind of the all-star of both my high school animation classes. Probably because I was the only one who was really into it, though.

You should share your work.

[Gatsby]

I think Guap's grand plan is to keep ranting about manga and anime so whenever we see one of those we think of him. Brilliant.

[Swan]

When I watched this movie as an adult a couple of years ago, this seemed like a completely different movie than what I saw as a kid.

I haven't seen it since I was a kid. I don't remember anything about it.

[Miss Vicky]

When I watched this movie as an adult a couple of years ago, this seemed like a completely different movie than what I saw as a kid.

I had the same experience the first time I watched as an adult.

Dirty, dirty, hilarious movie.

[Camo]

That Jessica rabbit sounds like a total whore

[Funny Face]

I was shocked as a kid when I heard Bob Hoskins talking with his regular voice...I thought he was American.

[gbgoodies]

I remember bits and pieces of the movie.

[gbgoodies]

I was shocked as a kid when I heard Bob Hoskins talking with his regular voice...I thought he was American.


Yeah, me too.

[Miss Vicky]

Maroon thinks a hundred bucks is ridiculous. He's used to stars that work for peanuts.

[Funny Face]

You should share your work.
I second that!

[Miss Vicky]

Dumbo. Aww.

[Miss Vicky]

That movie is so racist, though.

[Camo]

Love the animation in that back of a truck part

[Funny Face]

Dumbo. Aww.
I had the same exact reaction.

[Swan]

Dumbo! Wow. That's visually really cool.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Love that female animal that just entered that doorway and went "hmmmph!" at Bob Hoskins. I'm not sure what the animal was. An ostrich?

[Miss Vicky]

Love all the little cartoon cameos.
Still don't consider this an animated movie, though.

[Gatsby]

That movie is so racist, though.
Those crows... :sick:

[Camo]

Some of you are a bit a head of me. No worries I'll just mop up the parts you missed :p

[Miss Vicky]

Love that female animal that just entered that doorway and went "hmmmph!" at Bob Hoskins. I'm not sure what the animal was. An ostrich?

Yes, except in real life only male ostriches look like that. Females are brown.

[Swan]

Some of you are a bit a head of me. No worries I'll just mop up the parts you missed :p

It's okay, we're all roughly in the same area.

[Gatsby]

Yes, except in real life only male ostriches look like that. Females are brown.
How do you know this? :p

[gbgoodies]

It's okay, we're all roughly in the same area.


Eddie just got mail from the mailman. Is that about the right spot?

[Miss Vicky]

How do you know this? :p

I obsessively watched nature shows as a kid. And I seem to retain all sorts of useless knowledge.

[Swan]

Miss Vicky and FF would get along with my sisters. One is a wildlife management major so knows a ton about animals, the other is an art major.

[Swan]

Eddie just got mail from the mailman. Is that about the right spot?

Basically.

[Miss Vicky]

Here's to the pencil pushers, may they all get lead poisoning.

[Gatsby]

I obsessively watched nature shows as a kid. And I seem to retain all sorts of useless knowledge.
I learned a lot lot useful knowledge. For example sexual intercourse.

[Camo]

I love all of the seedy locations in this I wouldn't have noticed when I was a kid

[Funny Face]

Miss Vicky and FF would get along with my sisters. One is a wildlife management major so knows a ton about animals, the other is an art major.
:cool:

[Miss Vicky]

I love all the innuendo that went over my head as a kid.

[Miss Vicky]

Valiant does not work for toons!

[Camo]

I obsessively watched nature shows as a kid. And I seem to retain all sorts of useless knowledge.

Same

[Funny Face]

Dropped a piano on his head.

[Sexy Celebrity]

As I recall, this movie actually isn't that long. I think I remember being surprised by how short it is.

[Miss Vicky]

Password: "Walt sent me."

:laugh:

[gbgoodies]

Nice monkey suit. :lol:

[Swan]

I love all the innuendo that went over my head as a kid.

Weird how a lot of these cartoon shows and movies have adult humor that go right over kids heads.

[Gatsby]

IMO Roger Rabbit is an adult movie.

[Miss Vicky]

I love the Daffy/Donald piano scene.

[Miss Vicky]

IMO Roger Rabbit is an adult movie.

It totally is.

[Funny Face]

Weird how a lot of these cartoon shows and movies have adult humor that go right over kids heads.
Gives us a little something to enjoy when we rewatch as adults.

[Camo]

This film is so sleazy, it honestly feels surreal that I didn't notice any of this as a kid. Very well made

[gbgoodies]

I love the Daffy/Donald piano scene.


:up:

[Sexy Celebrity]

What was the point of making this movie? Just for fans of cartoons?

[Miss Vicky]

I've worked with a lot of wise quackers, but you are despicable.

This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment.

[Gatsby]

Weird how a lot of these cartoon shows and movies have adult humor that go right over kids heads.
Shrek 1 and 2 have the most and are the funniest.

[Funny Face]

Valiant is such a badass.

[Miss Vicky]

What was the point of making this movie? Just for fans of cartoons?

It's noir.