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MovieMeditation
07-19-15, 07:06 PM
LOL didn't even see your comment as I was typing myself. Guess we feel the same about it then! The only reason I think I consider the lighter 3.5 is because of nostalgic value...

Gatsby
07-19-15, 07:45 PM
Why do you guys keep doing crap movies for commentaries?

Me and Swany boy are gonna do a shot-by-shot analysis of Citizen Kane soon. I have the popcorn ready.

honeykid
07-19-15, 07:53 PM
Pfft. Good films suck. :p

That said, Final Destination is a good film and one that's good for a commentary. It's the best of both worlds.

Swan
07-21-15, 02:53 AM
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/indiana-jones-poster_zpsoqxlpvwg.jpg

With Gatsby and Funny Face!

Gatsby
07-21-15, 02:56 AM
Wait about 55 seconds

Swan
07-21-15, 02:57 AM
Funny Face, are you ready?

Gatsby
07-21-15, 02:59 AM
Funny Face should turn off her invisible mode.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 02:59 AM
Maybe she wants to hide that she enjoys reading the "best non-porn incest movie" thread on a daily basis.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:00 AM
She said she'll be here in a minute.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:01 AM
Not on invisible. And here.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:03 AM
Play at :04

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:04 AM
Okay, so I have two fatty snacks, a fully operating air conditioner, and an iPad with retina display for the commentary. You guys?

Swan
07-21-15, 03:04 AM
Playing.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:05 AM
Okay, so I have two fatty snacks, a fully operating air conditioner, and an iPad with retina display for the commentary. You guys?

Well, I just had a Monster and a Starbucks Frappucino, so I'm

HYPED AS SH*T

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:05 AM
I have my water and I'm watching it on a tiny TV that's almost the same age as me.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:05 AM
Horses.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:06 AM
Lol all that sugar in your veins might give you instant diabetes.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:06 AM
I have my water and I'm watching it on a tiny TV that's almost the same age as me.

How is it still functional? :D

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:07 AM
How is it still functional? :D
BRAT! :p

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:07 AM
I have an old box at home that's almost as old as mark f.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:09 AM
I love the story behind the hat!

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:09 AM
He used to love snakes.

Zotis
07-21-15, 03:09 AM
It's been so long since I watched this movie. The first time I watched it was when I was a kid, and the ending gave me nightmares.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:09 AM
River Phoenix, Joe bro, not as good an actor though.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:09 AM
I want film based on teenage Indy's adventures. Peter Dinklage?

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:10 AM
It's been so long since I watched this movie. The first time I watched it was when I was a kid, and the ending gave me nightmares.
Me too! Had to look away when I was a kid!

Swan
07-21-15, 03:11 AM
I want film based on teenage Indy's adventures. Peter Dinklage?

That'd be cool, but I can't see Peter Dinklage as Indy.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:11 AM
I want film based on teenage Indy's adventures. Peter Dinklage?
Or skip teenage Indy and just use Chris Pratt.

:D

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:12 AM
I was joking. SFS started that running joke.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:12 AM
I was joking. SFS started that running joke.
I was not joking.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:12 AM
Or skip teenage Indy and just use Chris Pratt.

:D
From what I've seen, Swan and JayDee combined is more handsome than Chris Pratty.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:13 AM
From what I've seen, Swan and JayDee combined is more handsome than Chris Pratty.

I know that's supposed to be an insult, but I'll take it as a compliment.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:14 AM
As much as I love Chris Pratt, I would pick any of those MoFos over him anyday.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:14 AM
I know that's supposed to be an insult, but I'll take it as a compliment.
I don't like Chris Pratt and I don't think he's handsome. Wasn't an insult to you and JD.

He was pretty good in Guardians though.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:16 AM
I should make a really racist joke about Gatsby just for revenge, but I won't stoop to his level. :D

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:16 AM
I dare ya.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:17 AM
Wise choice Swan. You would have been insulting both of us. :p

Swan
07-21-15, 03:18 AM
I'm sexier than Chris Pratt. Let's move on.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:18 AM
Everyone, deep down in their bloods, is a bit Asian. Even SC.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:19 AM
I'm sexier than Chris Pratt. Let's move on.
That's why I'd pick you over him. ;)

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:20 AM
I don't think FF has seen a pic of me. :D

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:22 AM
I don't think FF has seen a pic of me. :D
:nope:

gbgoodies
07-21-15, 03:22 AM
Am I the only one actually watching the movie?

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:22 AM
Ask MV. She knows how handsome I am. :p

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:23 AM
Am I the only one actually watching the movie?
No, but IMO the purpose of commentaries is also to causally chat about fun, random topics.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:24 AM
I peed in the holy grail once.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:24 AM
Am I the only one actually watching the movie?
No, but the guys are distracting! :lol:

gbgoodies
07-21-15, 03:25 AM
No, but IMO the purpose of commentaries is also to causally chat about fun, random topics.


I thought it was to chat about the movie. :shrug:

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:25 AM
Swan, Congratulations, your pee gained eternal life because of that.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:25 AM
I like sprinkling fruit loops on spaghetti and not eating it because that's gross.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:26 AM
No, but IMO the purpose of commentaries is also to causally chat about fun, random topics.

I thought it was to chat about the movie. :shrug:
A little bit of both!

Swan
07-21-15, 03:27 AM
This guy has ketchup on his suit. Oh wait that's a rose.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:27 AM
I wish my dad was Sean Connery.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:28 AM
I wish my dad was Con Seannery.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:28 AM
Indy just saw a pic of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. ;)

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:29 AM
I wish my dad was Con Seannery.
I wish my dad was Seanc.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:29 AM
I like this one because Indy does detective work to find the holy grail. Fuuuuuuuuun

Swan
07-21-15, 03:29 AM
I wish my dad was Seanc.

Don't we all?

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:30 AM
Elsa is my favorite Jones girl.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:30 AM
Elsa is my favorite Jones girl.

She's good, but I LOVE Karen Allen.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:31 AM
If my mom was MV and dad Sean, they would fight every day. :D

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:31 AM
Karen Allen FTW

Swan
07-21-15, 03:32 AM
Karen Allen FTW

:highfive:

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:32 AM
She's good, but I LOVE Karen Allen.
I like her too. When I was a kid I had a barbie with a white dress and I'd pretend it was her in Raiders.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:33 AM
I like her too. When I was a kid I had a barbie with a white dress and I'd pretend it was her in Raiders.

What a dork

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:34 AM
What a dork
:yup:

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:35 AM
Love the silly scene with the librarian!

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:36 AM
Nowadays FF pretends Mr. Stay Puft is a fat Elsa.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:36 AM
The librarian bit is easily the epitome of cinematic realism.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:36 AM
It's been 5 years since I've watched Indy 3. I can't remember a thing, other than Nazis getting involved.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:37 AM
The librarian bit is easily the epitome of cinematic realism.
What a dork.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:37 AM
It's been 5 years since I've watched Indy 3. I can't remember a thing, other than Nazis getting involved.

I seem to remember Elsa showing her boobs, but that may have just been something I created in my head.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:38 AM
Nowadays FF pretends Mr. Stay Puft is a fat Elsa.
Puft is sensitive about his weight.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:38 AM
I seem to remember Elsa showing her boobs, but that may have just been something I created in my head.
Wishful thinking? :laugh:

Swan
07-21-15, 03:38 AM
Why the hell is it Puft and not Puff?

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:40 AM
I seem to remember Elsa showing her boobs, but that may have just been something I created in my head.
I remember Indy showing his dik, which was in fact a snake.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:40 AM
Why the hell is it Puft and not Puff?
:shrug:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/bc7065f0183b150abf31ddb3dcd5abe4/tumblr_mjdd8uXDGT1qg8i80o1_1280.jpg

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:41 AM
I remember Indy showing his dik, which was in fact a snake.
:rotfl:

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:41 AM
Puff is a verb, and Puft is a adjective. "Stay Puff" doesn't make sense.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:43 AM
Puff is a verb, and Puft is a adjective. "Stay Puff" doesn't make sense.

It makes sense when your mouth is full of marshmallows. Smartass.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:43 AM
You said go between them!

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:44 AM
This boat chase makes Indy look like James Bond.

Swan
07-21-15, 03:44 AM
This boat chase makes Indy look like James Bond.

Indiana Jones > James Bond

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:45 AM
His name is Camo's fav movie, Kazaam!

gbgoodies
07-21-15, 03:45 AM
This boat chase makes Indy look like James Bond.


No, Indy's father looks like James Bond. :D

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:45 AM
Indiana Jones > James Bond
Duh. I'm just saying. :sick:

Swan
07-21-15, 03:47 AM
His name is Camo's fav movie, Kazaam!

Where has Camo been?

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:47 AM
Half of the dialogue is references to Indy's father. Movie, we get it!

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:47 AM
Where has Camo been?
He's taking a break from this site. I'll tell you more via PM.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:47 AM
Where has Camo been?
I think he's taking a break. :(

Swan
07-21-15, 03:48 AM
Half of the dialogue is references to Indy's father. Movie, we get it!

I think it's good they constantly reference him, otherwise we might forget and think he had lesbians for parents or something.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:50 AM
I think it's good they constantly reference him, otherwise we might forget and think he had lesbians for parents or something.
Me give rep.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:50 AM
Indy's fake accent makes me crack up. :lol:

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:51 AM
He's got a sniffle.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:53 AM
Omg it's that guy from The Rock.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 03:53 AM
Did anyone else watch that special on the history behind the Indiana Jones storylines?

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:57 AM
Let's revive the commentary!

Swan
07-21-15, 03:58 AM
No one freak out. I was just making toast.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 03:59 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Donovan looks like Dennis Hopper?

gbgoodies
07-21-15, 04:00 AM
No one freak out. I was just making toast.

L'chaim

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:00 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Donovan looks like Dennis Hopper?
A little?

Swan
07-21-15, 04:01 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Donovan looks like Dennis Hopper?

I don't know, I don't know what everyone in the world thinks of Donovan's appearance in relation to Dennis Hopper.

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 04:01 AM
You people suck.
Just so you know.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:02 AM
You people suck.
Just so you know.
:(

Swan
07-21-15, 04:03 AM
:(

Don't listen to Miss Vicky. We don't suck. We stink.

gbgoodies
07-21-15, 04:03 AM
You people suck.
Just so you know.


You haven't missed much. This is the most boring commentary ever. :(

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 04:03 AM
I missed out on yet another Indy commentary. But it's okay, I don't mind...

Swan
07-21-15, 04:04 AM
I missed out on yet another Indy commentary. But it's okay, I don't mind...

You can be there for the fourth one. :D

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:04 AM
I missed out on yet another Indy commentary. But it's okay, I don't mind...
Nah you obviously mind. We're sorry MV.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:04 AM
Don't listen to Miss Vicky. We don't suck. We stink.
Speak for yourself. :p

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:04 AM
You haven't missed much. This is the most boring commentary ever. :(
No it isn't.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:04 AM
Speak for yourself. :p

I stink of Armani.

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 04:04 AM
You can be there for the fourth one. :D

:coleman:

gbgoodies
07-21-15, 04:05 AM
I missed out on yet another Indy commentary. But it's okay, I don't mind...


Nobody's been taking about the movie anyway. I'm not even sure that they're actually watching it. :shrug:

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:05 AM
I missed out on yet another Indy commentary. But it's okay, I don't mind...
I almost missed it. And would have been extremely miffed if I did. There's still about half left- join in now!

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:05 AM
You can be there for the fourth one. :D
CGI monkeys and swinging on vines, then meeting an alien saucer! How cool is that? :D

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:06 AM
Nobody's been taking about the movie anyway. I'm not even sure that they're actually watching it. :shrug:
I'm watching it!

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:07 AM
:coleman:
:joaquin:

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 04:08 AM
I almost missed it. And would have been extremely miffed if I did. There's still about half left- join in now!

Yeah, no. I'm not gonna join halfway in.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:08 AM
Now I want to go to Disneyland.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:08 AM
Yeah, no. I'm not gonna join halfway in.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Swan
07-21-15, 04:09 AM
Now I want to go to Disneyland.

Dude, that's where we should meet. Let's go to Disneyland!

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:09 AM
The body count in this flick is surprisingly high.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:10 AM
Dude, that's where we should meet. Let's go to Disneyland!
We totally should, Dudette!

Swan
07-21-15, 04:10 AM
We totally should, Dudette!

:mad: :D

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:11 AM
Swan should dress as Micky, and FF as Minnie. :p

Swan
07-21-15, 04:11 AM
Swan should dress as Micky, and FF as Minnie. :p

I am Goofy, always.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:12 AM
Swan should dress as Micky, and FF as Minnie. :p
I would totally do that.

I am Goofy, always.
One of my favorite Disney characters is Max.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:14 AM
Wait, we're only halajnglkjbdfldsnbldnfbldfbnladjnfbljdfnblajggggggggg........!!2e555543vvvv

Swan
07-21-15, 04:15 AM
My favorite Disney character is EVE from Wall-E.

That's Pixar you dummy.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:15 AM
My favorite Disney character is EVE from Wall-E.
Well, you are always welcome to join us at Disneyland and dress up as EVE!

Swan
07-21-15, 04:16 AM
Wait, we're only halajnglkjbdfldsnbldnfbldfbnladjnfbljdfnblajggggggggg........!!2e555543vvvv

I started writing something serious here but got bored.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:16 AM
Wait, we're only halajnglkjbdfldsnbldnfbldfbnladjnfbljdfnblajggggggggg........!!2e555543vvvv
It looks like this post was written by a crippled 80 yr old man on an old Nokia phone.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:17 AM
That's Pixar you dummy.
If it was made before 2006, then yes.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:17 AM
I started writing something serious here but got bored.
Sorry we aren't entertaining enough. :p

Swan
07-21-15, 04:17 AM
If it was made before 2006, then yes.

I believe WALL-E was made in the 70's, wasn't it?

Swan
07-21-15, 04:18 AM
Sorry we aren't entertaining enough. :p

It wasn't you guys. I was boring myself by writing something seriou;sgjhsdlkhsdlkfb.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:18 AM
No ticket!

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:19 AM
I believe WALL-E was made in the 70's, wasn't it?
No man it was made in the 20s by Fritz Lang as a sequel to Metropolis.

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 04:19 AM
Wait, we're only halajnglkjbdfldsnbldnfbldfbnladjnfbljdfnblajggggggggg........!!2e555543vvvv

Is your cat doing your commentary for you now?

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:20 AM
No ticket!
That scene is hilarious! :)

Swan
07-21-15, 04:20 AM
Is you cat doing your commentary for you now?

My cat wrote the first part, I wrote the second part.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:22 AM
My cat wrote the first part, I wrote the second part.
Glad to see you're honest. :D

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:22 AM
My favorite scene is coming up!

Swan
07-21-15, 04:22 AM
https://secure.parksandresorts.wdpromedia.com/resize/mwImage/1/630/354/90/wdpromedia.disney.go.com/media/wdpro-assets/dlr/parks-and-tickets/attractions/disneyland/indiana-jones-adventure/indiana-jones-adventure-00.jpg?30042013105326

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:23 AM
What happens at 11 o'clock?

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:23 AM
https://secure.parksandresorts.wdpromedia.com/resize/mwImage/1/630/354/90/wdpromedia.disney.go.com/media/wdpro-assets/dlr/parks-and-tickets/attractions/disneyland/indiana-jones-adventure/indiana-jones-adventure-00.jpg?30042013105326
YESSSSSSSSSS!

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:23 AM
Son, I'm sorry, they got us.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:25 AM
He did when he rescued his dad!

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:26 AM
http://sigon426.github.io/Indiana_odyssey/photos/umbrella.jpg

Swan
07-21-15, 04:26 AM
I noticed Indy doesn't use his whip at all. :(

I wonder why.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:27 AM
He did already!

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:27 AM
You should have posted a gif instead. That pic looks really awkward.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:27 AM
I couldn't find one and I prefer acting it out in person anyways. :p

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:28 AM
Ladies and gentleman, a tank. Back then it was the new iPhone.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:29 AM
Someone deleted a post and it wasn't me.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:30 AM
Someone deleted a post and it wasn't me.
:shifty::D

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:30 AM
I always miss those.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:31 AM
My friend and I came up with a band name today. We're called Non Compos Mentis.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:31 AM
That blood is so fake.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:31 AM
That blood is so fake.

It looks like cherry Kool-aid.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:32 AM
My friend and I came up with a band name today. We're called Non Compos Mentis.
Change Mentis to Mentos.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:32 AM
Change Mentis to Mentos.

Non.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:37 AM
Our last song was influenced heavily by the Halloween theme. I'll have to show it to you, Hilarious Mug.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:37 AM
The only reason I like the name Henry is because it makes me think of these movies.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:38 AM
The reason why I like Indie movies is because it makes me think of these movies.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:39 AM
The reason why I like reasons is because reasons like me.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:39 AM
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:40 AM
The reason why I like Indie movies is because it makes me think of these movies.

The reason why I like reasons is because reasons like me.
Should I leave to give you two some room?

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:40 AM
For some reason when I was kid the old man (Sean Connery) fighting felt too intense for me. I thought he would break his bak any moment.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:40 AM
For some reason when I was kid the old man (Sean Connery) fighting felt too intense for me. I thought he would break his bak any moment.
Sean Connery has been a badass since he was born.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:40 AM
Should I leave to give you two some room?
Hell yeah. Get us Holiday Inn.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:41 AM
We don't need some room, we need a room.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:41 AM
Hell yeah. Get us Holiday Inn.
PM me your credit info and I'll make the reservation for you.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:42 AM
Your son is alive dummy. Don't you read the script before you act? ;)

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:42 AM
We don't need some room, we need a room.
I hope you put on some cologne for him.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:43 AM
PM me your credit info and I'll make the reservation for you.
Mommy told me not to give personal info to a stranger.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:43 AM
I hope you put on some cologne for him.

That's not what the room is for.

It's for cocaine dealing.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:44 AM
Mommy told me not to give personal info to a stranger.
Too bad, you're missing out.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:45 AM
Noooooooo that temple is starting to remind me of the atrocious Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. :mad:

Swan
07-21-15, 04:46 AM
Noooooooo that temple is starting to remind me of the atrocious Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. :mad:

You must subconsciously love that movie, then.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:47 AM
He did watch it.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:49 AM
I love these scenes because I'm a good Christian boy. :p

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:50 AM
Only the penitent man will pass...

Swan
07-21-15, 04:50 AM
I am going to crash after this movie.

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 04:51 AM
I love these scenes because I'm a good Christian boy. :p

I was raised a heathen.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:52 AM
I am going to crash after this movie.
Hope you have a safe landing.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:52 AM
This part is so freaking cheesy.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:53 AM
I was raised a heathen.
Me too, but occasionally would go to a Buddhist temple.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:54 AM
I was raised a heathen.
Me too, I only started believing in God 3 yrs ago. Ironically I'm in a place full of atheists right now. :p

I should be be spreading the Lord's word, but ain't nobody got time for dat. :D

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 04:55 AM
Me too, but occasionally would go to a Buddhist temple.

The only time I've been to a Buddhist temple was for a funeral. Horrible experience. Hard to grieve when I've got a raging headache from all the damn incense.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:57 AM
The only time I've been to a Buddhist temple was for a funeral. Horrible experience. Hard to grieve when I've got a raging headache from all the damn incense.
Yeah, my mom uses low-smoke incense and tries to open the windows when she's chanting.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:57 AM
I quote this scene all the time.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:57 AM
The water has to be the most tastiest I've ever seen on film.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:58 AM
I believe in Cheesy Poof Marshmallow Man. He is my God.

gbgoodies
07-21-15, 04:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubw5N8iVDHI

Gatsby
07-21-15, 04:58 AM
"He chose... poorly."

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:58 AM
Watched this for the first time when I was 4 or 5 and this part terrified me.

Swan
07-21-15, 04:59 AM
The water has to be the most tastiest I've ever seen on film.

You're right.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 04:59 AM
I believe in Cheesy Poof Marshmallow Man. He is my God.
Bill Murray is my guru.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 05:00 AM
Bill Murray is my guru.
Him or Bird boy?

Swan
07-21-15, 05:00 AM
Dat water though.

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 05:01 AM
Bill Murray is my guru.

Not your raptor training boyfriend?

Swan
07-21-15, 05:01 AM
Dammit Elsa!

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:01 AM
Him or Bird boy?
Bird Boy? :confused:

Gatsby
07-21-15, 05:02 AM
Bird Boy? :confused:
Swan.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:04 AM
Not your raptor training boyfriend?
No, Bill is my guru.

But if Pratt likes Hozier, he can take me to church any day.

Swan
07-21-15, 05:05 AM
What's wrong with being named after a dog? I'm offended. That was racist against dogs.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 05:05 AM
The end for me.

Swan
07-21-15, 05:05 AM
No, Bill is my guru.

But if Pratt likes Hozier, he can take me to church any day.

Hozier :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down:

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:06 AM
Swan.
I do adore Swan. If he starts his own religion, I might join him.

Swan
07-21-15, 05:06 AM
The end for me.

Really? I'm only about halfway in...

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 05:06 AM
WTF is Hozier.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:07 AM
Hozier :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down:
BOOOO

Swan
07-21-15, 05:07 AM
WTF is Hozier.

Don't worry about it. Your ears might bleed.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:07 AM
WTF is Hozier.
He sings the "Take me to Church," song.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 05:08 AM
I do adore Swan. If he starts his own religion, I might join him.
If you join his religion, you have to bow down to statues of Werner Herzog and various Italian Horror directors two times a day, then perform ritual mental breakdown. Think again.

Swan
07-21-15, 05:08 AM
If you join his religion, you have to bow down to statues of Werner Herzog and various Italian Horror directors two times a day, then perform ritual mental breakdown. Think again.

Sounds like fun to me.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:10 AM
If you join his religion, you have to bow down to statues of Werner Herzog and various Italian Horror directors two times a day, then perform ritual mental breakdown. Think again.
I'll join as long as I get to have a special title and position in this church.

Swan
07-21-15, 05:11 AM
I'll join as long as I get to have a special title and position in this church.

You can be Queen Attack Hugger.

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 05:12 AM
Don't worry about it. Your ears might bleed.

You mean as if I was listening to something you'd nominate in a song tournament? :D

He sings the "Take me to Church," song.

Got it playing. Ears aren't bleeding but... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:12 AM
You can be Queen Attack Hugger.
Yes! I'm in!

Gatsby, joooooooooooin us!

Swan
07-21-15, 05:13 AM
You mean as if I was listening to something you'd nominate in a song tournament? :D

Or watching something you'd nominate for an HoF. ;)

Gatsby
07-21-15, 05:13 AM
I'll be the guy who collects the offerings.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:13 AM
You mean as if I was listening to something you'd nominate in a song tournament? :D



Got it playing. Ears aren't bleeding but... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
This is my favorite song of his:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH7bjV0Q_44

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 05:14 AM
Or watching something you'd nominate for an HoF. ;)

Big Lebowski >>>>>>>>>> Sherlock Jr.

Swan
07-21-15, 05:14 AM
This is my favorite song of his:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH7bjV0Q_44

http://i61.tinypic.com/2efna0z.png

Swan
07-21-15, 05:15 AM
Big Lebowski >>>>>>>>>> Sherlock Jr.

:laugh: In your dreams.

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 05:15 AM
This is my favorite song of his:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH7bjV0Q_44

:sick: Not sure what's worse or more sleep inducing, this crap or that time you subjected me to John Denver in your car.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 05:15 AM
I'm listening to Take me to Church right now. I agree with MV, he isn't horrible or anything but I'm not exactly enjoying it, and he doesn't deserve 70 million views.

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 05:16 AM
Also, how does watching something like Lebowski or Being John Malkovich make your ears bleed?

Gatsby
07-21-15, 05:17 AM
Big Lebowski >>>>>>>>>> Sherlock Jr.
When considering laughs only, this is true, but tbh Sherlock Jr. is a better film.

Swan
07-21-15, 05:17 AM
I'm listening to Take me to Church right now. I agree with MV, he isn't horrible or anything but I'm not exactly enjoying it, and he doesn't deserve 70 million views.

The difference is, you and MV haven't been subjected to that song a billion times apparently. If you had, surely your ears would be bleeding.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:17 AM
http://i61.tinypic.com/2efna0z.png
https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3gx5iJ4q1qbgyx2o3_r3_250.gif

Swan
07-21-15, 05:17 AM
Also, how does watching something like Lebowski or Being John Malkovich make your ears bleed?

They remind me of your terrible taste in cinema. :D

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:18 AM
:sick: Not sure what's worse or more sleep inducing, this crap or that time you subjected me to John Denver in your car.
I'm going to make a special playlist just for you. :devil:

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 05:19 AM
When considering laughs only, this is true, but tbh Sherlock Jr. is a better film.

I was totally underwhelmed by it. Not a fan of Keaton's brand of "comedy." Only thing he's done that impressed me was The General, but that was only for the stunts.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 05:19 AM
Stop it. Y'all have bad taste.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:20 AM
Stop it. Y'all have bad taste.
Yet, you're the one that has seen that awful Transformers movie. :p

Swan
07-21-15, 05:20 AM
Yet, you're the one that has seen that awful Transformers movie. :p

Not to mention the one who likes Van Halen. :p

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 05:21 AM
They remind me of your terrible taste in cinema. :D

I have excellent taste and will not take criticism from a man with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in his top ten, nor one with Dr. Strangelove.

Swan
07-21-15, 05:21 AM
I have excellent taste and will not take criticism from a man with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in his top ten, nor one with Dr. Strangelove.

Sorry MV, your taste is crap.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 05:21 AM
Wait, Swan doesn't like Lebowski and John Malkovich? Shame. Combine that with his hating of GNR and he should actually be one of my least fav members. :tsk::p

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:22 AM
I have excellent taste and will not take criticism from a man with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in his top ten, nor one with Dr. Strangelove.
...27 Dresses?

Swan
07-21-15, 05:23 AM
Wait, Swan doesn't like Lebowski and John Malkovich? Shame.

I love John Malkovich, actually, and haven't seen Lebowski in a long time. Doesn't make her taste any better though. :p

Miss Vicky
07-21-15, 05:23 AM
I love John Malkovich, actually, and haven't seen Lebowski in a long time. Doesn't make her taste any better though. :p

In other words, Swan is full of *****.

Gatsby
07-21-15, 05:24 AM
But you still hate GNR.

Swan
07-21-15, 05:24 AM
In other words, Swan is full of *****.

So is your taste in cinema. :D

Swan
07-21-15, 05:25 AM
Keep in mind, I'm a Fleetwood Mac fan, but somehow my taste in music is terrible to MV. So if I'm full of sh*t for that, so is she.

Funny Face
07-21-15, 05:25 AM
Swan also doesn't like root beer. His taste is absolutely better than yours.