Swan's Movie Commentaries

[Swan]

Oh wait...

[Miss Vicky]

Star Wars. :rolleyes:

[Funny Face]

Ford is the only reason I'm excited to see the new one. And I'm hoping to see Ewoks... :dizzy:

[Miss Vicky]

But you have a little Ewok at home. Her name is Daphne.

[Swan]

My sister and brother-in-law have an Ewok. His name is Duke.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/10403594_10205789981376229_7587805985423163671_n_zpsubpxyjf9.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/11082614_10205980291733869_3686312828153637644_n_zpss6wvy7mm.jpg

[Funny Face]

But you have a little Ewok at home. Her name is Daphne.
I may or may not have made her an Ewok costume myself... :shifty:

[Funny Face]

My sister and brother-in-law have an Ewok. His name is Duke.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/10403594_10205789981376229_7587805985423163671_n_zpsubpxyjf9.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/11082614_10205980291733869_3686312828153637644_n_zpss6wvy7mm.jpg

OMG that second picture is adorable!

[Swan]

OMG that second picture is adorable!

Not until you see my sisters eye... I just noticed that. Kind of freaky. :laugh:

[Miss Vicky]

He looks more like Gizmo than an Ewok in that second pic.

[Funny Face]

Oh my, I just took another peek and that is a little freaky! :lol:

[Funny Face]

He looks more like Gizmo than an Ewok in that second pic.
Gizmo is right up there with Ewoks, in terms of cuteness.

[Swan]

So... lots of action in this movie...

[gbgoodies]

Not until you see my sisters eye... I just noticed that. Kind of freaky. :laugh:


I didn't even notice her until you mentioned it.

[Funny Face]

Sorry, I'm easily sidetracked... :lol:

[Swan]

I didn't even notice her until you mentioned it.

That's because you were too busy looking at the freaking Dukester.

[gbgoodies]

That's because you were too busy looking at the freaking Dukester.


No, I just found this article and I was reading it.

20 Fun Facts About 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom' (http://mentalfloss.com/article/56881/20-fun-facts-about-indiana-jones-and-temple-doom)

[Swan]

4 Yes it's flawed, yes it's my least favorite of the trilogy. But it's still a great film.

[Funny Face]

The music makes me so happy and like I can take on the world :cool:

[Funny Face]

4 Yes it's flawed, yes it's my least favorite of the trilogy. But it's still a great film.
Yes to everything you just said!

4

[Swan]

Thanks for doing the commentary everyone. :cool:

[Funny Face]

Wait... what happened to that half point?!

[rauldc14]

Did I really get left out of an Indy commentary?!? For shame Swan, for shame.

[gbgoodies]

I would rate it about 3.0. It has some fun and exciting moments, but it loses points for the sick and disgusting parts.

[Swan]

Wait... what happened to that half point?!

Don't worry, I went back. :D

Did I really get left out of an Indy commentary?!? For shame Swan, for shame.

You weren't on!

[gbgoodies]

So when is the commentary for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?

[Miss Vicky]

Did I really get left out of an Indy commentary?!? For shame Swan, for shame.

I missed it, too. I was busy watching Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.

[Funny Face]

Thanks for the invite! I think I prefer commentaries when I've already seen the movie.

[Swan]

So when is the commentary for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?

Get planning!

Thanks for the invite! I think I prefer commentaries when I've already seen the movie.

Same.

[gbgoodies]

So when is the commentary for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?

Get planning!



As strange as it may seem, the middle of the night is usually the best time for me.

[Swan]

I like the late night Indy commentaries. Too bad there's only one more Indy film left.

;)

[Funny Face]

Swan, this is what I dug through to find the movie:
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm35/funnyface2137/reno_zpsqnorkgwz.jpg

Now, I understand why renovations are so stressful!

[Miss Vicky]

Pic's not working.

[Swan]

You dug through a broken image? :D

[Funny Face]

Darn it!

I'll fix it...

[Swan]

Oh, that's nothin'. You should see my garage.

[Funny Face]

It's like that in multiple rooms in the house :bawling:

[gbgoodies]

Swan, this is what I dug through to find the movie:
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm35/funnyface2137/reno_zpsqnorkgwz.jpg

Now, I understand why renovations are so stressful!


That's not so bad. You should see my attic and my warehouse.


This is my DVD case for my Indiana Jones movies:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c95/gbgoodies/ijdvdset6476_zps6e25b4b9.jpg

There are more pictures of it here (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?p=1131771#post1131771).

[Funny Face]

JEALOUS!

[gbgoodies]

It holds four DVDs. That's why I had to buy Crystal Skull.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c95/gbgoodies/ijdvdset6478_zpsfdf274b7.jpg

[Funny Face]

You could replace it with the bonus material DVD that the trilogy pack came with.

[Swan]

This commentary dedicated to Destiny.

:D

[gbgoodies]

You could replace it with the bonus material DVD that the trilogy pack came with.


I have that DVD on one of my shelves somewhere. I think it's mixed in with my Star Wars DVDs, next to some "Making of" documentary type of DVDs. (Someday I'll finish my DVD list, and figure out where all of my DVDs are filed. :shrug:)

I bought the Crystal Skull DVD and the Indiana Jones DVD case so cheap that it didn't make sense not to use it for all four movies. Maybe someday I'll be able to replace Crystal Skull with Indiana Jones 5?

[Funny Face]

Maybe someday I'll be able to replace Crystal Skull with Indiana Jones 5?
Fingers crossed!

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

This is the forth films only highlight:

http://estaticos03.elmundo.es/elmundo/imagenes/2008/05/28/1211963307_0.jpg

Ahh.. the lovely Cate.. there will always be a place in my heart for you. :kiss::love:

[Ðèstîñy]

I think I should choose a movie that I believe you youngsters have never seen. What do you think about that?

Remember, be considerate to your elders. ;)

[Swan]

That would be cool, Destiny. :cool:

[Ðèstîñy]

That would be cool, Destiny. :cool:

Great! I'll start dwelling on a list right now. I will post it, and then you guys can tell me what you've seen, and/or like.

[Swan]

SUPER

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/p8485176_p_v7_aa_zpssf08wesy.jpg

With Cole416!

[Cole416]

:)

[Swan]

Ready? Play at :42.

[Swan]

Playing.

[Cole416]

pressed!

[Swan]

This is a great movie, Cole. I hope you like it.

[Cole416]

Featuring...

http://static.tumblr.com/7bb8166d8f7c0be94a8c23afc9d112c0/elnmyrr/3M3mgkqp8/tumblr_static_rainn-wilson.jpg

[Cole416]

Is this supposed to be a comedy? When I looked it up they labeled it as a superhero movie..

[rauldc14]

Enjoy guys. I still need to see this!

[Swan]

Is this supposed to be a comedy? When I looked it up they labeled it as a superhero movie..

It's a dark comedy.

[Swan]

Amazing eggs, Dwight.

[Swan]

Crazy opening credits.

[Cole416]

You have an egg cooking gift, man.

[Swan]

These credits are slightly dorky, but I like them.

[Cole416]

Yeah lol, reminds me so far of kick-ass.

[Swan]

Yeah lol, reminds me so far of kick-ass.

I love this movie WAY more than Kick-Ass.

[Swan]

Burnt burgers lead to cancer. Apparently.

[Cole416]

This guy stole my wife. Can you arrest him?

[Swan]

He was evasive.

Great evidence.

[Cole416]

So you're saying this woman left you for this Jock guy and you want us to arrest him? Yes.

[Swan]

Linda Cardellini cameo.

[Cole416]

Tentacle porn, my favorite!

[Swan]

The tentacle porn added just for Minio.

[Cole416]

LOL, Holy Avenger.

[Swan]

Cole, the guy who wrote and directed this also wrote and directed Guardians of the Galaxy.

[Swan]

I love Liv Tyler. This movie kind of makes me sad because I love her so much.

[Cole416]

Yeah, she's really good looking.

And wow, didn't know that.

[Cole416]

I can't tell if so far this is pro-religion or anti-religion. :?

[Swan]

I can't tell if so far this is pro-religion or anti-religion. :?

I don't think it cares. :laugh:

[Cole416]

Oh no, not the worms... Gross!

[Swan]

This movie is secretly a great character study.

[Cole416]

I really like Ellen Page.

[Swan]

I really like Ellen Page.

Same. She's great.

[Swan]

Oh! Dwight has an idea!

[Cole416]

Here is the Crimson Bolt!

[Swan]

OH MY GOD IT'S A COKE CAN!

[Swan]

Oh, I mean box.

[Cole416]

Is that Michael Cera?

[Cole416]

Na, it isn't

[Swan]

Is that Michael Cera?

Nope. He's not in this.

[Cole416]

LOL. NO FAIR! NO FAIR!

[Cole416]

What a great and sick f****t!

[Swan]

So brutal. :laugh:

[Swan]

Getting some!

[Cole416]

Pity sex! lol

[Cole416]

Muscular caucasian, about 6'5 with dark eyes. Seems like Dwight.

[Swan]

Always kissing me... weird.

[Cole416]

Wow that was brutal... Now no one gets to see the movie.

[Cole416]

We're really busy right now

*shot to restaurant with 2 people in it*

[Swan]

Frank is bad at this. :laugh:

[Cole416]

I'm a dog person! That's who he likes to bite the most.

[Swan]

Hey Cole, I may have to bail before the movie is over. Just letting you know. I can smell dinner a-cooking.

[Cole416]

Ok that's fine.

[Swan]

Kevin Bacon is a demon.

[Cole416]

FEEL THE WRATH OF THE CRIMSON BOLT!

[Swan]

ETA is twenty minutes, so I probably won't finish. You should finish the movie though... it's great. :cool:

[Swan]

Or, we can finish the commentary when I'm done with dinner? Would that work for you?

[Cole416]

Yeah either way is fine!

And lol, you shot first! No you did that's evil to blame it on me!

[Swan]

Ellen Page wants to be a sidekick.

[Swan]

What the f is a robin?

A robin is a bird.

[Cole416]

Oh god that costume.

[Swan]

Inappropriate!

[Cole416]

Are you Harry?

Halloween was like a month ago, dude.

[Swan]

Ellen Page is psycho.

[Cole416]

He really keyed your friends car? Yeah, I think it was him.

[Swan]

Ouch.

[Cole416]

Oh god, this is crazy!

[Cole416]

Inbetween the panels, is that where we are right now?

[Swan]

Lloyd Kaufman cameo. :cool:

[Cole416]

OMG OMG OMG OMG THAT'S ME!

[Cole416]

err what

[Cole416]

stop pls

[Swan]

err what

Certainly the weirdest scene in the movie. :D

[Cole416]

Certainly the weirdest scene in the movie. :D
I hope that was. That was weird he's like 50 lol

[Cole416]

I was sleepwalking I had no idea.

[Swan]

I'm a little bird!

[Cole416]

Hey... I'm a little bird

LOL

[Swan]

Bolty. :(

[Cole416]

Wow, that was bloody... and sad.

[Swan]

Dwight about to kick some ass.

[Cole416]

PACK UP TIM!

[Swan]

Cole, let's pause here. We'll finish tonight, okay?

[Cole416]

Ok cool. Just let me know when

[Swan]

Dinner's not quite ready yet, but it will be any second, and I'd hate to stop when we're right in the middle of the last few minutes, which are great.

[Cole416]

My bad, I didn't see this, was outside for a bit. Just lmk when you finish!

[Swan]

Okay. We totally could have finished. :laugh: But it's too late now, dinner will be ready soon.

[Swan]

Alright Cole, you ready?

[Cole416]

Yeah let's do this

[Swan]

At :08. Give us a breather.

[Swan]

Playing.

[Cole416]

The drug dealer kills the black guys!

[Cole416]

btw.. pressed

[Swan]

That's racist!

[Cole416]

Behind you!

[Swan]

I love the ending to this movie.

[Cole416]

LOL. Ouch that's got to f'ing hurt. Jesus.

[Cole416]

YOU DON'T BUTT IN LINE!

[Swan]

Writing good endings is hard as hell. I always think about that when an ending is great, like in this film.

[Cole416]

Welp. He's dead.

[Swan]

I think the ending, like the entire film, resonates with me so deeply because I have felt a bit like Frank much of my life. This is a story for the underdog.

[Cole416]

Yeah this is really cool. It's original, unlike "the guy gets the girl" blah blah blah. That's deep and it's great. They both get to be happy, somewhat in the end.

[Swan]

5 for me. It's one of my very favorites, because I connect with it quite a bit.

Hope you enjoyed it too, Cole. :) Thanks for doing the commentary!

[Cole416]

I'd probably give it a 3.5+ (3.75), just because at the first part it kind of struck me as more of a dumb movie, but it gradually got much better. The ending was really cool.

[Swan]

Very respectable rating, my friend. :cool:

[Cole416]

Damn, I'm surprised at these ratings.. Just shows critics can't always be trusted.

[Cole416]

49%·Rotten Tomatoes
50%·Metacritic
2/4 Ebert

[Swan]

Damn, I'm surprised at these ratings.. Just shows critics can't always be trusted.

For sure. It's gotten to have a little bit of a fanbase, however. I think it'll ultimately gain cult status and be respected in the long run.

[Swan]

49%·Rotten Tomatoes
50%·Metacritic
2/4 Ebert

Critics are stupid. This is nothing new or surprising. :D

[Cole416]

It was lots of fun, Swan. Thanks for having me!

[Ðèstîñy]

This list is seriously growing. Good grief!

Cole, when you get back on, make sure to go through it, as well. Swan, Justin, Raul, etc. . .

If I ever finish typing the damn thing out.

[Swan]

Hurry up and post it. :D :p

[Ðèstîñy]

Hurry up and post it. :D :p

I would have by now, but when I started the post with a decent list of movies, I needed to go to another page to IMDb some actors/actresses. When I came back to this page, my post was gone. Now I can't remember those, and they were some of the best titles. Stupid IPad! . :(

I had to watch a movie, to make myself feel better! It's over now, so back to dwelling. By the way, this list is rather long. Did I tell you that already?

Oh, also, I need to nap a little, and shop. I'm not sure what I'll do first. Walmart is open at 6:30 a.m. I'm obviously tired, cause I won't shut up! :p

[Swan]

SUPERBAD

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/bdfolsom/superbad2_large_zpsittdiyvd.jpg

With Miss Vicky and Cole416!

[Swan]

I'm ready.

[MovieGal]

Im watching the episodes of Bones that I have missed .. which to me.. is better than that.. ... at least Bones has gorey body parts :p

[Miss Vicky]

I'm ready.

[Cole416]

One minute please, downloading it.

[Swan]

Okay.

[Cole416]

Ok, ready!

[JayDee]

Oh Superbad. I may actually have joined in with this one. Mostly because I don't really fancy it and I'm unlikely to ever watch it normally. I'm trying to decide whether to jump in at the last minute or not

[Swan]

Play at :50.

[MovieGal]

Oh Superbad. I may actually have joined in with this one. Mostly because I don't really fancy it and I'm unlikely to ever watch it normally. I'm trying to decide whether to jump in at the last minute or not

hey you... you owe me a film!

[Swan]

Oh Superbad. I may actually have joined in with this one. Mostly because I don't really fancy it and I'm unlikely to ever watch it normally. I'm trying to decide whether to jump in at the last minute or not

Feel free, bro. :)

[Cole416]

Oh Superbad. I may actually have joined in with this one. Mostly because I don't really fancy it and I'm unlikely to ever watch it normally. I'm trying to decide whether to jump in at the last minute or not

Do it!

[Swan]

Playing.

[Cole416]

played

[Miss Vicky]

Play pressed.

[rauldc14]

Damn I always miss the group ones :(

[Miss Vicky]

Opening credits/Bad dancing.

[JayDee]

Actually no I think I'll pass. If I had more warning I may have organised myself for it. But I've got stuff I need to do, and then Game of Thrones is on in a little bit.

[Swan]

Damn I always miss the group ones :(

Join! We just started.

[Cole416]

Vag-tastic voyage!

[Miss Vicky]

I've got HBO Go, so I'll just watch GOT when I'm done here.

[Swan]

Always loved the groovy opening credits.

[MovieGal]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ePr2cgkL.jpg

[Miss Vicky]

Vagtastic voyage sounds like some pretty crap porn.

[JayDee]

Will definitely try to join in with you guys on one soon though

[Swan]

Vag-tastic voyage!

I think you're like 20 seconds ahead.

[Cole416]

Coen-brothers don't direct the porn that I watch LOL, I didn't even remember that in the first one.

[Miss Vicky]

Peeing on people? That's normal?

[Cole416]

Coen-brothers don't direct the porn that I watch LOL, I didn't even remember that in the first one.

First watch, I mean.

[Miss Vicky]

Coen-brothers don't direct the porn that I watch LOL, I didn't even remember that in the first one.

They're hard to get a hold of, okay?

[MovieGal]

Peeing on people? That's normal?

exactly why I dont watch it..

Ok Swan.. Im out of your thread.. last post for this commentary...

[Swan]

Hot mom showing off her cleavage. :cool:

[Miss Vicky]

Her nipples are like little baby toes.

[Cole416]

3-quarters of a blowjob. But who's counting.

[Miss Vicky]

He wants to live in a world where women want to see his boners.

[JayDee]

Oh just noticed in the other thread that you're contemplating some Mad Max commentaries. I'd be up for doing The Road Warrior if I was feeling up for it at the time

[Swan]

That's the world I one day want to live in. :D

[Miss Vicky]

I honestly see now why Orson Welles ate his fat ass to death.

[Ðèstîñy]

Im watching the episodes of Bones that I have missed .. which to me.. is better than that.. ... at least Bones has gorey body parts :p

There are many reasons why Bones is better than this movie. ;)

[Swan]

Orson Welles reference. This movie is not as dumb as MovieGal thinks, it has an Orson Welles reference. :D

[Miss Vicky]

She looks like a good f*cker.

[Swan]

Surprised to see all the hate for this movie. It's a well-written comedy. :shrug:

[Cole416]

Bully looks like a total loser lol.

[Miss Vicky]

You really bitched out back there, man.

[rauldc14]

Join! We just started.

My wife's home. We are doing a Big Bang Theory marathon.

[Miss Vicky]

Amputee calls him a pussy. lol

[Swan]

Legless dude is better at running than Jonah Hill. :laugh:

[Miss Vicky]

FYI: Some women don't mind looking at boners.

[Cole416]

Saturday was actually a crazy day for me *cuts to porn*

[Miss Vicky]

He's doing a lot of fun *****.

[Miss Vicky]

They chillax in his basement.

[Miss Vicky]

They got thrown out of a t!tty bar.

[Cole416]

I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth.

[Swan]

:laugh:

Anyone who has had a bromance should enjoy this movie.

[Ðèstîñy]

Um, people! Seriously? I've read a little more. Stop posting what you know are R rated comments.

[Miss Vicky]

Michael Cera has oh so much range as an actor. This is not at all like George Michael. :rolleyes:

[Cole416]

We all know home ec is a bullsh!t class, no offense

[Miss Vicky]

Seth thinks Home Ec is BS. When is he going to need to cook Tiramasu?

[Miss Vicky]

I really don't find Emma Stone hot. Never got her appeal.

[Cole416]

Emma Stone is so great :D:D:D:D

[Miss Vicky]

Her brother called her "Hymen" until she was twelve.

[Cole416]

I really don't find Emma Stone hot. Never got her appeal.
I like her personality and she's really cute to me.

[MovieGal]

There are many reasons why Bones is better than this movie. ;)

David Boreanaz being one of them? lol

[Swan]

Jonah Hill is bad at visual examples.

[Miss Vicky]

That's a beautiful tiramasu.

[Cole416]

Mintz-Plasse's voice is so hilarious in this.

[Cole416]

chicka chicka whoa wow

[Miss Vicky]

David Boreanaz being one of them? lol

I never forgave that show for what they did to Zack.

[Miss Vicky]

Don't tell Fogel about the party.

[Swan]

That's a beautiful tiramasu.

I love tiramasu. So good.

[Miss Vicky]

The girls at state are half as smart and therefore twice as likely to falashe him.

[Cole416]

I just kinda sit around all day, and draw pictures of d*cks.

[MovieGal]

I never forgave that show for what they did to Zack.

I only recently started watching this.. the season that Sweets was killed.. which I was :furious: about...

[Miss Vicky]

That guy's the anti-poon.

[Miss Vicky]

I only recently started watching this.. the season that Sweets was killed.. which I was :furious: about...

I quit watching before that. But not sad to hear it.

[Miss Vicky]

Jonah Hill needs Michael Cera to shake his dick. Bromances are so weird.

[Miss Vicky]

Something like 8% of kids sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks.

[MovieGal]

I quit watching before that. But not sad to hear it.

he was played by John Francis Daley who as on Freaks and Geeks.. which was an interesting show to watch....

[Swan]

When I first saw this movie, with my bro, he nearly died during this scene.

[Miss Vicky]

I love this little dick pic montage.

[Cole416]

He thinks i'm possessed by some sort of d!ck devil

[Swan]

I think the music makes it.

[Miss Vicky]

he was played by John Francis Daley who as on Freaks and Geeks.. which was an interesting show to watch....

Yeah, I know. He was on the show when I quit, but the character was still alive.

[Miss Vicky]

Seth hit Becka's foot with his dick.

[Cole416]

fo shooo

[Miss Vicky]

Dick Devil. :laugh:

All the best foods are shaped like dicks. Mmm... hot dogs.

[Cole416]

Funny thing about my back is that it's attached to my c*ck

[Cole416]

Seth get off the field *Seth flips the bird*

[Miss Vicky]

You're a minute or two ahead of me, Cole.

[Swan]

Her friend annoys me. I don't know why.

[Cole416]

I'll pause for like a minute :)