Swan's Movie Commentaries

[MovieMeditation]

I know you are a style-kind-of-guy, Swan! :p that's obvious by now!

But man, I must have forgot you love for PTA as well. I'm a big fan of both QT and PTA too!

[MovieMeditation]

Despite how nasty and grossly sloppy-looking Kurt Russell just was eating those tacos... I became rather hungry just now lol.

[Swan]

I just ate, so it didn't make me hungry. Though I kind of wish I ate nachos. :D

[Swan]

Snarky Rose McGowan.

[MovieMeditation]

I just ate, so it didn't make me hungry. Though I kind of wish I ate nachos. :D
Oh yes, nachos, my mistake...

It's easy to mess up though; nachos, tacos, burritos, enchiladas, tortillas, chippie changas, nanch nafh sfd jkdsvfjj f*cking stupid names! :p

[Swan]

Now he's drinking milk.

[Swan]

Big Kahuna Burger!

[MovieMeditation]

by the way, I think it's great that Tarantino was DoP on his own movie for this. He knows exactly how it should look and feel. No better man for the job. at least it's also fun to see him try his hand at that...

He's not quite up there with Rodriguez though, who edits, makes music and all that sh*t! :D

[Swan]

by the way, I think it's great that Tarantino was DoP on his own movie for this. He knows exactly how it should look and feel. No better man for the job. at least it's also fun to see him try his hand at that...

He's not quite up there with Rodriguez though, who edits, makes music and all that sh*t! :D

Yeah, he was probably inspired by Rodriguez there.

I think Tarantino is better than Rodriguez, but I'm enough of a Rodriguez fan too. I admire him greatly for doing his "own stunts," if you want to put it that way.

[Swan]

You know Tarantino is pulling this "do you know any of these shows or actors I'm talking about?" bit from real life. :D

[MovieMeditation]

Yeah, he was probably inspired by Rodriguez there.

I think Tarantino is better than Rodriguez, but I'm enough of a Rodriguez fan too. I admire him greatly for doing his "own stunts," if you want to put it that way.
I definitely like QT way more, but I was just referring to how he does so much on his own. It's really admirable.

What is your least favorite Tarantino flick, Swan?

[MovieMeditation]

LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE!

[Swan]

I definitely like QT way more, but I was just referring to how he does so much on his own. It's really admirable.

What is your least favorite Tarantino flick, Swan?

I think probably Inglorious Basterds. I read the script to it a couple years ago (I've read, I think, half of Tarantino's scripts. At least out of the ones he made into movies. :D) and I felt it was a lot better than the movie it turned into. I hate to put down a Tarantino flick, and it has some great moments, but it just doesn't do a hell of a lot for me personally.

How about you?

[MovieMeditation]

I think probably Inglorious Basterds. I read the script to it a couple years ago (I've read, I think, half of Tarantino's scripts. At least out of the ones he made into movies. :D) and I felt it was a lot better than the movie it turned into. I hate to put down a Tarantino flick, and it has some great moments, but it just doesn't do a hell of a lot for me personally.

How about you?
I haven't read the script for IB, so I like it just fine! :D haha, but yeah many seem to hate it, but oddly enough that was the film that truly got me interested in Tarantino.

As of now I say Jackie Brown. I have only seen it one time but I really didn't feel it. Funny enough, it is also the only film of QT's which isn't an original story by him - though of course it's his dialogue and everything. But I do feel like you can sense that it is based on other material... Anyways, I just remember it to be over-long and rather boring. But I'll need to see it again, of course.

[Swan]

I love Jackie Brown, but I've only seen it once.

The worst Tarantino is still better than a lot of stuff, though, in my opinion.

[MovieMeditation]

I love Jackie Brown, but I've only seen it once.

The worst Tarantino is still better than a lot of stuff, though, in my opinion.
Yeah, course if you like Tarantino, bad Tarantino is still very much Tarantino.

Anyways! Now it gets awesome! love this dialogue Stuntman Mike gives!

[Swan]

Breaking the third wall.

[Swan]

This scene is a great idea of what a Tarantino horror might look like.

[MovieMeditation]

I'm ready for car crash mayhem on repeat!! Bring it!

[MovieMeditation]

This scene is a great idea of what a Tarantino horror might look like.
In other words, awesome! :cool:

I would love to see him in any genre! He talked about sci-fi once, didn't he? But that would be so weird since he love things that are "from way back when" and not the other way around! :D

[Swan]

Yeah. I think he could still do an interesting science fiction film. Maybe time travel would work for him?

[Swan]

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! on Shana's shirt. :D

[MovieMeditation]

Yeah maybe so!

Anyways, F*CKING TIRE TO THA FACE! AWESOME!

[Swan]

Wilhelm scream!

[MovieMeditation]

Where are you at now in the film, Swan? Just wondering how it's going with that possible time differences.

[Swan]

I love how he's called "son #1." I never noticed that before.

[Swan]

Where are you at now in the film, Swan? Just wondering how it's going with that possible time differences.

The two dudes are talking in the hospital right now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't know if you knew this, but, Quentin Tarantino was actually asked to write Halloween 6 (1995's Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers).

Here's an article about it. (http://www.angelfire.com/ma/babybrownsplace/articles/art5.html)

"They wanted me to write Halloween 6 back when they were first going to make it," recalls the Oscar-winning filmmaker. "It totally would have dealt with that whole open-end thing that Halloween 5 had. But it just never happened."

[MovieMeditation]

I love how he's called "son #1." I never noticed that before.
more hints at that QT cross-universe!

[Swan]

Don't know if you knew this, but, Quentin Tarantino was actually asked to write Halloween 6 (1995's Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers).

Here's an article about it. (http://www.angelfire.com/ma/babybrownsplace/articles/art5.html)

Oh my God. Imagine.

[Swan]

more hints at that QT cross-universe!

What do you mean? I've heard that theory, but how is son #1 tied to it?

[MovieMeditation]

The two dudes are talking in the hospital right now.
Yeah, think it's still going fine then! I just came to the change in time and setting now!

[Swan]

Yeah, think it's still going fine then! I just came to the change in time and setting now!

I think you're just a little ahead of me, but I fast forwarded a bit. No worries.

[MovieMeditation]

What do you mean? I've heard that theory, but how is son #1 tied to it?
Oh, I was just about to write something but thought it was stupid since you probably knew.

Kill Bill vol. 2 being my possible favorite QT, I definitely remember the sherif as clear as day, with the dusins of sunglasses in his car, and calling to son #1 or #2 or whatever, when they check out The Bride's "death spot" aka Massacre Wedding crime scene. :D

That's the same guys. ;)

[Swan]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is my favorite actress in the whole damn movie. She's just great.

[Swan]

Oh, I was just about to write something but thought it was stupid since you probably knew.

Kill Bill vol. 2 being my possible favorite QT, I definitely remember the sherif as clear as day, with the dusins of sunglasses in his car, and calling to son #1 or #2 or whatever, when they check out The Bride's "death spot" aka Massacre Wedding crime scene. :D

That's the same guys. ;)

Nice.

[MovieMeditation]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is my favorite actress in the whole damn movie. She's just great.
Well, she's also very likable... and cute. :D

[MovieMeditation]

oh god, even more feet. QT control yourself dammit!

[Swan]

What if he just started sucking on her toe? :laugh:

[Swan]

This is probably the saddest scene in the movie for Quentin. Her putting the boots on.

[MovieMeditation]

More cross-universe... kinda. I just heard the same "whistle" done by that one-eye lady (forgot her name) in the first Kill Bill, where she walked down the hospital hall.

[MovieMeditation]

This is probably the saddest scene in the movie for Quentin. Her putting the boots on.
Loool haha, very true!!

[Swan]

More cross-universe... kinda. I just heard the same "whistle" done by that one-eye lady (forgot her name) in the first Kill Bill, where she walked down the hospital hall.

I just learned the other day that the one-eyed chick in Kill Bill was inspired by Christina Lindberg in Thriller: A Cruel Picture.

[Swan]

OMG Italian Vogue!

[Swan]

This music is from The Bird with the Crystal Plumage! Holy sh*t!

[MovieMeditation]

I just learned the other day that the one-eyed chick in Kill Bill was inspired by Christina Lindberg in Thriller: A Cruel Picture.
Look! Something I knew that Swan didn't! :D

But of course, I wrote my final exam assignment on Tarantino and general violence in cinema. 26 pages of glory golden cinema discussion! I didn't get top grade though, I fanboyed a little too much in the middle - though I tried my best to resist - and ended a little "off" from what I was supposed to do. I was supposed to analyze Kill Bill vol. 1 but instead I kind of "expanded" my knowledge and showed why it was awesome. Dammit. :D

[Nostromo87]

Don't know if you knew this, but, Quentin Tarantino was actually asked to write Halloween 6 (1995's Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers).

Here's an article about it. (http://www.angelfire.com/ma/babybrownsplace/articles/art5.html)

better movie, John Carpenter's Halloween, or, *insert any Quentin Tarantino movie* ?

pretty sure i've got Swan on my side here

http://oi61.tinypic.com/4u29.jpg

[Swan]

Look! Something I knew that Swan didn't! :D

But of course, I wrote my final exam assignment on Tarantino and general violence in cinema. 26 pages of glory golden cinema discussion! I didn't get top grade though, I fanboyed a little too much in the middle - though I tried my best to resist - and ended a little "off" from what I was supposed to do. I was supposed to analyze Kill Bill vol. 1 but instead I kind of "expanded" my knowledge and showed why it was awesome. Dammit. :D

Nice. Did your teacher critique you for "fanboying," or is that just something you noticed?

[Swan]

better movie, John Carpenter's Halloween, or, *insert any Quentin Tarantino movie* ?

pretty sure i've got Swan on my side here

http://oi61.tinypic.com/4u29.jpg

You know I'm gonna prefer Halloween, but they're two different styles. I'm a bigger fan of Halloween than Pulp Fiction (though both are in my top ten), but I'm a bigger fan of Tarantino than John Carpenter (though I'm a fan of both). Still, like I said, two different styles - Tarantino being more in-your-face, Halloween being more subtle and mood-oriented.

[MovieMeditation]

Nice. Did your teacher critique you for "fanboying," or is that just something you noticed?
Well, nah not exactly. They just basically said I forgot to "lead the reader" a few places, because I obviously had more basic knowledge on the subject than the potential reader, and sometimes I kind of forgot that.

And during the analysis I basically just did it wrong, so not much to do there. Instead of analyzing it on a filmmaking kind of level, I digged more in the story and origin behind, which apparently was wrong, though I found their description of the assignment stupid. It basically was impossible to do exactly what they said for a piece of 10+ pages...

But **** it, I love what I ended up with and I'm satisfied with my grade. :D

[Swan]

Well, nah not exactly. They just basically said I forgot to "lead the reader" a few places, because I obviously had more basic knowledge on the subject than the potential reader, and sometimes I kind of forgot that.

And during the analysis I basically just did it wrong, so not much to do there. Instead of analyzing it on a filmmaking kind of level, I digged more in the story and origin behind, which apparently was wrong, though I found their description of the assignment stupid. It basically was impossible to do exactly what they said for a piece of 10+ pages...

But **** it, I love what I ended up with and I'm satisfied with my grade. :D

That's cool, dude. I've never had to write a 26 page paper on a movie. Though it sounds like a fun challenge.

[Swan]

This commentary is fascinating and unusual. A lot more interesting discussion going on today.

[MovieMeditation]

This commentary is fascinating and unusual. A lot more interesting discussion going on today.
That's because we are two fanboys! :D

Anyways, TRUNK SHOT!

[Swan]

Zoe Bell is cool. Unfortunate she hasn't gotten much work since then - though, maybe she's doing a bunch of stunt work?

[Swan]

Hey, it's... that guy.

[MovieMeditation]

That's cool, dude. I've never had to write a 26 page paper on a movie. Though it sounds like a fun challenge.
Yeah but you gotta remember, it is with pictures and everything. Text-wise I think it was about 10.000 words... But although there was a certain set of pages you at to write, I wrote more because I couldn't stop. :D

[MovieMeditation]

Zoe Bell is cool. Unfortunate she hasn't gotten much work since then - though, maybe she's doing a bunch of stunt work?
Yeah, a shame she doesn't get more work. Maybe, just maybe, The Hateful Eight will give her some work following its release... Though I have no idea how her character's going to be.

[Swan]

Yeah, a shame she doesn't get more work. Maybe, just maybe, The Hateful Eight will give her some work following its release... Though I have no idea how her character's going to be.

She's going to be one of the main characters?

[MovieMeditation]

She's going to be one of the main characters?
Yeah I guess. Since the characters are very few, as are the settings, I think she will play a pretty dominate role ("Six-Horse Judy"... sexy name).

[MovieMeditation]

And now we are finally IN the THE CAR! Soon... soon it's going to be awesome. :D

edit: or well... they got the car... setting things up... bla bla get on the hood woman!!!

[Swan]

Gulp.

Can't believe her friends would do that to her. :p

[Swan]

She's got poop on her brain? How'd that happen?

[MovieMeditation]

She's got poop on her brain? How'd that happen?
Are you at the place where she's on the hood yet?

[Swan]

Are you at the place where she's on the hood yet?

Yep.

[Swan]

Wind is being a cockblocker.

[MovieMeditation]

Goodie then!

And here we have Stuntman Mike going crazy again! F*cking aye!

[MovieMeditation]

I love how realistic and intense this car chase looks! But yeah, I miss the dirt and scratches! :(

[Swan]

I love how realistic and intense this car chase looks! But yeah, I miss the dirt and scratches! :(

Imagine if this scene was done grindhouse-style. Would be so cool.

The choreography and everything in this scene is quite amazing, still.

[Swan]

Now the girls will get their revenge!

[MovieMeditation]

Imagine if this scene was done grindhouse-style. Would be so cool.

The choreography and everything in this scene is quite amazing, still.
Exactly. it's a shame really.

Oh, here we get a sign of a weak Stuntman Mike! Pathetic prick haha

[Swan]

Alcohol to ease the pain.

[MovieMeditation]

Oh yes! Cars flying through the air!

[Swan]

Moo, mothaf*cka, moo!

[Swan]

The stuntwork on this scene is legendary.

[MovieMeditation]

The stuntwork on this scene is legendary.
Yes indeed. And totally of topic here, I came to think of the new Mad Max just now. Can't wait to see the stunt work in that! 80% practical effects in all its glory! Just booked my tickets for friday!

Anyways, here we go! SMASH!!!

[MovieMeditation]

Butt shots!

[Swan]

Yes indeed. And totally of topic here, I came to think of the new Mad Max just now. Can't wait to see the stunt work in that! 80% practical effects in all its glory! Just booked my tickets for friday!

Anyways, here we go! SMASH!!!

I still need to see the first three Mad Max films.

[Swan]

Holy crap, the punching sounds they used. :laugh:

[Swan]

And it ends with Chick Habit, best song in the entire film.

[Swan]

Great last bit.

[MovieMeditation]

Love the ending in that weird and trashy way!

Smash, smash, smash, smash ...... TADA! "the end" :laugh:

[MovieMeditation]

Thanks for the commentary Swan! Fun to see this again, and actually, my rating has raised a little!

[Swan]

3.5+ Awesome flick, though not without its problems.

That was a f*cking awesome commentary, though. One of the best I've ever done. Thanks a lot, MovieMeds!

[Swan]

I might keep the main menu running for a bit. I love this song. :D

[MovieMeditation]

3.5+ Awesome flick, though not without its problems.

That was a f*cking awesome commentary, though. One of the best I've ever done. Thanks a lot, MovieMeds!
Wauw, nice! Glad you also enjoyed it. It was indeed great, and a perfect movie for a commentary!

I also throw it a 3.5, without the '+' though. If it had to be something it would be '-', but I feel like it earns that 3.5 fairly well for me.

Anyways, I'm heading to bed now. Goodnight!

[Swan]

DAWN OF THE DEAD

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With The Gunslinger45!

[The Gunslinger45]

Ready when you are.

[Swan]

Play!

[Swan]

So Guns, I take it you're a fan of this flick?

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh I love this movie. Been a big zombie movie fan since college.Romero is the king!

[The Gunslinger45]

In the TV station

[Swan]

Oh I love this movie. Been a big zombie movie fan since college.Romero is the king!

For sure. This is probably still the best zombie film. This or Night.

[The Gunslinger45]

Goblin did the soundtrack for this movie right?

[The Gunslinger45]

For sure. This is probably still the best zombie film. This or Night.

The two are pretty neck and neck. But I give the slight edge to Dawn.

[Swan]

George Romero is playing the main control guy, I think.

[Swan]

Goblin did the soundtrack for this movie right?

Yes! Love it.

[The Gunslinger45]

And the news channels have not changed all that much since the 70's... SO many talking heads.

[Swan]

The two are pretty neck and neck. But I give the slight edge to Dawn.

I probably would to, but like you said, they are pretty close.

[The Gunslinger45]

George Romero is playing the main control guy, I think.

I think he might.

[The Gunslinger45]

I probably would to, but like you said, they are pretty close.

Day is still great. But Dawn for me is my favorite. It is just iconic!

[Swan]

Day is still great. But Dawn for me is my favorite. It is just iconic!

Yeah. I think I've mentioned this before, but I have this great memory of being a kid and eating pepperoni pizza while watching Day of the Dead for this first time, and feeling like a total badass. :D

[The Gunslinger45]

Got to love the set up of this movie. Philly is under siege, zombies in the streets, and political revolutionaries are taking advantage. Oh hi SWAT team!

[Swan]

I love how fast-paced it starts. You can tell there is craziness in the world.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh practical gore, how I have missed you!

[Swan]

You just know crazy fat guy is going to bite the dust.

[The Gunslinger45]

Wally has gone ape s**t!

[The Gunslinger45]

Bye Wally!

[The Gunslinger45]

You can tell this is the 70's. Revolvers are still the issue sidearm and the M-16's are the original Vietnam era versions.

[The Gunslinger45]

For f**k sake RELOAD!

[Swan]

I think suicide would be pretty popular in zombieland.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh yeah. Then again in that movie you had Woody Harrelson as a one man army. Here it is the hordes against 4 regular dudes.

[Swan]

Having a nice quiet smoke in a world of chaos.

[The Gunslinger45]

Cancer is not that big a concern anymore.

[The Gunslinger45]

Evening Father...

[Swan]

This bit is genuinely kind of creepy.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh that is unsettling. And the Goblin score makes this SO much creepier!

[The Gunslinger45]

The Pennsylvania National Guard. You can tell by the insignia.

[The Gunslinger45]

Any island...

[Swan]

I feel like these older zombie films had to tell the story a lot more intelligently than they do now. Mainly because they were forced to give off a vibe that the world is overrun with zombies but tend to be more limited in their effects. Now you can just show it in movies like World War Z. But back then, it took a little more craft.

[The Gunslinger45]

Not that bad an idea for a temporary escape plan. But the fuel salvaging will become a major issue.

[Swan]

Do you think you would shoot zombies for sport, Guns?

[The Gunslinger45]

I feel like these older zombie films had to tell the story a lot more intelligently than they do now. Mainly because they are forced to give off a vibe that the world is overrun with zombies but tend to be more limited in their effects. Now you can just show it in movies like World War Z. But back then, it took a little more craft.

I HATED World War Z. So damn much. Yeah before CGI you had to be practical. And you had to keep the budget low for that. So you needed character, story telling, and clever movie making. Now they make them generic.

[Swan]

I HATED World War Z. So damn much. Yeah before CGI you had to be practical. And you had to keep the budget low for that. So you needed character, story telling, and clever movie making. Now they make them generic.

I think the last truly great zombie movie was probably 28 Days Later.

[The Gunslinger45]

Do you think you would shoot zombies for sport, Guns?

Hell yeah. The perfect target. They're dead, a legit threat, and you see when you hit the target. Then again from a survival stand point you need to lay low.

[The Gunslinger45]

I think the last truly great zombie movie was probably 28 Days Later.

28 Days Later was good. I prefer the Zack Snyder Dawn remake, but yeah it has been a while since they made a really good zombie flick.

Then again I really enjoyed Diary of the Dead. HATED Survival of the Dead though...

[Swan]

For me, it would depend on what kind of zombie they are. If there's a possibility of them being able to become human again (unlikely, but I'm thinking about the virus-zombies like in 28 Days Later), then I'd only shoot them if they were about to kill me. But if they're totally useless corpses? Well, I think I just might have a little fun.

[The Gunslinger45]

LOVE that effect!

[Swan]

I love how with the interior shots, it's dusk outside, but with the exterior shots, it's bright out.

[The Gunslinger45]

For me, it would depend on what kind of zombie they are. If there's a possibility of them being able to become human again (unlikely, but I'm thinking about the virus-zombies like in 28 Days Later), then I'd only shoot them if they were about to kill me. But if they're totally useless corpses? Well, I think I just might have a little fun.

If it is the dead coming back to life then they are un-holy demon spawn. F'em. Rage monkey virus zombies would get weird from that stand point...

[Swan]

If it is the dead coming back to life then they are un-holy demon spawn.

:laugh:

[The Gunslinger45]

Who the hell forgot the radio?!?!?!? That is premo in a post TEOTWAWKI situation!

[The Gunslinger45]

M-16's with 20 round mags. So retro.

[The Gunslinger45]

Love the premise of this movie. I was oblivious to the subtext at first, but that does not distract from the film.

[The Gunslinger45]

So Swan, what would you grab to defend yourself in the zombie apocalypse?

[Nostromo87]

quality commentary movie here

i'd be down for a Night of the Living Dead one, locked in as my #1 60s movie

http://oi58.tinypic.com/vqmsr8.jpg

[Swan]

So Swan, what would you grab to defend yourself in the zombie apocalypse?

Man, I'd have to think about that. I can be pretty aggressive when I feel like it, so probably something like a bat or an axe, as opposed to a gun which takes more precision. I imagine with a zombie I'd rather bash their brains in. I can see myself owning with a bat. Actually, I remember around 2011 I kept a bat near my bed in case of a zombie attack. :D

What about you? I might not even need to ask, but I will anyway. :D

[The Gunslinger45]

That will be high on my 60's list. And yeah I am down to do it next Monday night.

[Swan]

Night would be great, nostro! I've been trying to get you to do a commentary with me, we should do that soon.

[The Gunslinger45]

Man, I'd have to think about that. I can be pretty aggressive when I feel like it, so probably something like a bat or an axe or something, as opposed to a gun which takes more precision. I imagine with a zombie I'd rather bash their brains in. I can see myself owning with a bat. Actually, I remember around 2011 I kept a bat near my bed in case of a zombie attack. :D

What about you? I might not even need to ask, but I will anyway. :D

I have an AR-15, but I also want to get a shotgun. My department uses the Remington 870, so I want to pick up one of those. Selections of handguns range from my duty issue 9mm, my beloved Sig Sauer 45 ACP, and my S&W 686 in 357 Magnum.

And also a machete. Need one melee tool on hand.

[Swan]

I have an AR-15, but I also want to get a shotgun. My department uses the Remington 870, so I want to pick up one of those. Selections of handguns range from my duty issue 9mm, my beloved Sig Sauer 45 ACP, and my S&W 686 in 357 Magnum.

I do think, if it was the dawn of the zombie apocalypse and you had no knowledge about the zombies, something relatively long distance like a gun would be a better option, if you were good with it. Considering close-range, you might get blood on ya which, who knows, might be contagious.

[The Gunslinger45]

I need lighter fluid. Men must have priorities.

[The Gunslinger45]

I do think, if it was the dawn of the zombie apocalypse and you had no knowledge about the zombies, something relatively long distance like a gun would be a better option, if you were good with it. Considering close-range, you might get blood on ya which, who knows, might be contagious.

That is why I have the Israeli gas mask! :D

[Swan]

I need lighter fluid. Men must have priorities.

Wait. I change my answer to flamethrower. :laugh:

[The Gunslinger45]

Wait. I change my answer to flamethrower. :laugh:

TOASTY!

[The Gunslinger45]

Between Zombieland and Dawn, it makes me want to play Resident Evil 2 again!

[Swan]

Whoa, we're almost 40 minutes in. Crazy how time flies when you're discussing zombie apocalypses. :p

[The Gunslinger45]

I love it!

[The Gunslinger45]

The good company helps too. Just glad I have a night off after I aced my test! Tomorrow night it is back to the books. :(

[Swan]

The good company helps too. Just glad I have a night off after I aced my test! Tomorrow night it is back to the books. :(

Oh yeah, congrats on that by the way. :up:

[The Gunslinger45]

Thanks bro. Now fly boy is going crazy with his Colt Single Action Army.

[Swan]

I think placing the film in a mall was a stroke of genius. Such a good idea for a zombie film.

[The Gunslinger45]

This commentary brought to you by Mio Energy! For when you need caffeine after kicking a mean Red Bull habit.

Black Cherry is the bomb!

[The Gunslinger45]

I think placing the film in a mall was a stroke of genius. Such a good idea for a zombie film.

Oh hell yeah. Best place for it too. Enclosed so it still feels kinda claustrophobic, but plenty more space then a house.

[Swan]

This commentary brought to you by Mio Energy! For when you need caffeine after kicking a mean Red Bull habit.

Black Cherry is the bomb!

Dude, you like Mio too? F*ck yeah! I have so much Mio in the house. :laugh:

[Swan]

Mio Energy does wonders at keeping me awake. For some reason, coffee doesn't really work as well as that stuff.

[Nostromo87]

what would you grab to defend yourself in the zombie apocalypse?

jumping in here

lots of

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dual machetes

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51T1ajEq-IL._SY355_.jpg
& a sawed-off double-barreled shotgun

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefield/images/9/9f/DoubleBarreledShotgunRealLife.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130709004751

with lots of these strapped around

http://www.csmcspecials.com//v/vspfiles/photos/AMMOBLT-2T.jpg

[The Gunslinger45]

Not to mention it tastes SO much better! I hate coffee! And no where near the level as the taurine and such of Red Bull, and no sugar!

[Swan]

Dual machetes. Now that's my kind of weapon.

[The Gunslinger45]

jumping in here

lots of

http://oi60.tinypic.com/md2mp3.jpg

dual machetes

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51T1ajEq-IL._SY355_.jpg
& a sawed-off double-barreled shotgun

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefield/images/9/9f/DoubleBarreledShotgunRealLife.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130709004751

with lots of these strapped around

http://www.csmcspecials.com//v/vspfiles/photos/AMMOBLT-2T.jpg

Might I recommend a pistol grip pump action?

http://www.remington.com/~/media/681BDF9ADB48413DA3A5A2179B38F618.ashx

[The Gunslinger45]

Dual machetes. Now that's my kind of weapon.

Just needs some practice. Cold Steel makes some great affordable options.

[Swan]

Ghandi zombie!

[The Gunslinger45]

Ghandi zombie!

Hari Krishna zombie!

[The Gunslinger45]

Dude, you like Mio too? F*ck yeah! I have so much Mio in the house. :laugh:

Oh it is my new thing! I have the orange vanilla, the black cherry energy, and the blue lemonade as my top 3!

[The Gunslinger45]

Love the gun store. Though they cater more to the big game hunter crowd it seems.

[Swan]

Oh it is my new thing! I have the orange vanilla, the black cherry energy, and the blue lemonade as my top 3!

I would say Fruit Punch, Black Cherry and Strawberry Watermelon are my top three. Haven't tried Orange Vanilla or Blue Lemonade, though.

[The Gunslinger45]

I would say Fruit Punch, Black Cherry and Strawberry Watermelon are my top three. Haven't tried Orange Vanilla or Blue Lemonade, though.

I like the Blue Lemonade since we can't have flavored drinks in class. But out water bottles are blue so a little squirt for a hint of flavor blends in more then say a dark red batch.

[The Gunslinger45]

Wal-Mart sells a generic water enhancer that is Strawberry Limeade. That is actually pretty bitchen too.

[Swan]

I like the Blue Lemonade since we can't have flavored drinks in class. But out water bottles are blue so a little squirt for a hint of flavor blends in more then say a dark red batch.

You clever bastard. :laugh:

[The Gunslinger45]

You clever bastard. :laugh:

Man gotta stay one step ahead of the Sergeant. lol

[The Gunslinger45]

Pregnant in the zombie apocalypse? Not the best time. And Peter just offered what I assume is a coat hanger abortion.

[The Gunslinger45]

No one wants to go to Canada. To many people who say about, aboot.

[Swan]

Pure, motorized instinct.

[Swan]

I like how we're barely talking about the actual film. This commentary has been more of a platform to talk about a zombie apocalypse than the film. :laugh:

[The Gunslinger45]

Got to block the doors. Love the news broadcasts in the background. Just adds to the ambiance.

[Swan]

Woman wanting equal rights, even during a zombie apocalypse. :D

[The Gunslinger45]

I like how we're barely talking about the actual film. This commentary has been more of a platform to talk about a zombie apocalypse than the film. :laugh:

Let the commentary flow! Though we have talked a bit about the zombie apocalypse, weapons, and Mio. lol

[Swan]

Let the commentary flow! Though we have talked a bit about the zombie apocalypse, weapons, and Mio. lol

Just got to do what's natural, I suppose.

[The Gunslinger45]

Woman wanting equal rights, even during a zombie apocalypse. :D

It was the 70's. lol At least she is more useful then the catatonic girl from Night.

[Swan]

Aw yeah, the music is so groovy!

[The Gunslinger45]

Aw yeah, the music is so groovy!

Goblin does great soundtracks. They did Susperia too right?

[Swan]

Goblin does great soundtracks. They did Susperia too right?

Yeah, they did a lot of work for Argento. Really great stuff.

Also Suspiria* :D

[The Gunslinger45]

Yeah, they did a lot of work for Argento. Really great stuff.

I really need to see more Italian horror.

If that was me in the truck I would go GTA a little on the zombies. Thin the ranks a bit ya know?

[The Gunslinger45]

Also Suspiria* :D

Whatever. ;)

[Swan]

I really need to see more Italian horror.

If that was me in the truck I would go GTA a little on the zombies. Thin the ranks a bit ya know?

Yeah, I've been loving a lot of Italian horror lately. I recommend checking out Fulci's Zombie if you like zombie flicks.

[The Gunslinger45]

HALFWAY....

[The Gunslinger45]

Yeah, I've been loving a lot of Italian horror lately. I recommend checking out Fulci's Zombie if you like zombie flicks.

Been long overdue for me.

[Swan]

HALFWAY....

I'm excited for the Tom Savini cameo.

[The Gunslinger45]

And this is why a trench broom is needed.

[The Gunslinger45]

Right in the damn eye!

[The Gunslinger45]

Should have done more of that in the parking lot.

[The Gunslinger45]

Great location scouting. The mall, the surrounding area. Great stuff man. Romero was in top form in this flick.

[Swan]

Girl can shoot.

[The Gunslinger45]

Roger forgot his damn bag. Sloppy.

[The Gunslinger45]

And Roger is boned.

[Swan]

I'm dealing with it man, don't worry about it.

[The Gunslinger45]

Time for a gun run. Stock up on ammo and high powered heat!

[The Gunslinger45]

Sporting goods and a mall means plenty of ammo!

[Nostromo87]

Dual machetes. Now that's my kind of weapon.

Just needs some practice. Cold Steel makes some great affordable options.

i have an odd combination of being slightly ambidextrous & with a strong lefty streak, but right-eye dominant... the machete in the left hand and double-barreled shotgun in the right hand has the chance to be pretty lethal

then again, part of me just wants to go southpaw freddy blades, as messy as that'd be

http://oi58.tinypic.com/10z94xu.jpg

love Dawn of the Dead (1978)

http://oi62.tinypic.com/2v0lu6h.jpg

Rating: 4+ 8.5 / 10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V66m52YFZBg

[Swan]

Guns, you a big fan of old-school exploitation cinema? I've been quite into it lately.

[The Gunslinger45]

I like quite a few. Have not had the time to see a lot of them though.


I love this scene!

[Swan]

This is definitely one of the best scenes.

[The Gunslinger45]

Easy.

[The Gunslinger45]

Man that is a tiny car!

[Swan]

Goblin is the definition of groovy.

[The Gunslinger45]

No doubt. Don't make soundtracks like this anymore.

[The Gunslinger45]

This mall is clean...

[The Gunslinger45]

Roger does not look good.

[Swan]

Sorry, I'm browsing about exploitation cinema now.

I found this awesome site today.

http://www.grindhousedatabase.com/index.php/Main_Page

[Swan]

This part is depressing. Roger is losing it.

[The Gunslinger45]

Clean up!

[The Gunslinger45]

Man don't put them in the fridge! Steak is in the fridge!

[The Gunslinger45]

And commercialism subtext, HO!

[Swan]

Old-school arcade games. :p

[The Gunslinger45]

Best line in the flick in 3...2...1.

[Swan]

Best line in the flick in 3...2...1.

Here it comes...

[Swan]

Oh sh*t!

[The Gunslinger45]

When there is no more room in Hell. The dead will walk the Earth.

[The Gunslinger45]

Epic!

[Swan]

Roger is looking like a zombie.

[The Gunslinger45]

Getting there.

BTW was checking out that sight you posted. The have a listing for another of my favorite movies, Vice Squad!

[Nostromo87]

Sorry, I'm browsing about exploitation cinema now.

I found this awesome site today.

http://www.grindhousedatabase.com/index.php/Main_Page

first thing i see, is an all-time Top 5 movie :up:

http://www.grindhousedatabase.com/images/Box1.png

COFFY (1973)

how have we not done that commentary? i'm in for that, preferably with some ladies involved as well such as Hit Girl & Funny Face

http://oi58.tinypic.com/91bfdi.jpg

[The Gunslinger45]

first thing i see, is an all-time Top 5 movie :up:

http://www.grindhousedatabase.com/images/Box1.png

COFFY (1973)

how have we not done that commentary? i'm in for that, preferably with some ladies involved as well such as Hit Girl & Funny Face

http://oi58.tinypic.com/91bfdi.jpg

I saw that too.

[The Gunslinger45]

Cannibalism? An option? Crazy sh*t.

[Swan]

Have not seen Coffy yet. I know.. I know..

[The Gunslinger45]

Have not seen Coffy yet. I know.. I know..

:eek:

[The Gunslinger45]

Goodbye Roger. :(

[The Gunslinger45]

Okay Swan and Nostromo. What would be the first store you would hit after securing it from a zombie horde?

[Swan]

Okay Swan and Nostromo. What would be the first store you would hit after securing it from a zombie horde?

The DVD store, of course! :D

[Swan]

What I would do, is go to the DVD store, find this movie, watch it, and see what stores they go into and what they do. Use it as kind of a guide.

[The Gunslinger45]

Sport goods for me (ammo), a Best Buy for a TV, THEN the DVD store for me!

[The Gunslinger45]

What I would do, is go to the DVD store, find this movie, watch it, and see what stores they go into and what they do. Use it as kind of a guide.

Not a bad idea.

[Swan]

Sport goods for me (ammo), a Best Buy for a TV, THEN the DVD store for me!

I can totally picture you sitting in front of a small TV watching some badass movie, and just shooting zombies as they approach you without even looking. :D

[The Gunslinger45]

And the emptiness and cabin fever start to set in.

[The Gunslinger45]

I can totally picture you sitting in front of a small TV watching some badass movie, and just shooting zombies as they approach you without even looking. :D

I will look. Need to line up the sights. ;)

[The Gunslinger45]

first thing i see, is an all-time Top 5 movie :up:

http://www.grindhousedatabase.com/images/Box1.png

COFFY (1973)

how have we not done that commentary? i'm in for that, preferably with some ladies involved as well such as Hit Girl & Funny Face

http://oi58.tinypic.com/91bfdi.jpg

I would be into a Coffy commentary.

[Swan]

I want to see it first, but I'd be up for one, too.

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh hi Tom Savini...

[The Gunslinger45]

Raiders. Ever present post collapse.

[Swan]

Bikers are just going to cause a bunch of mayhem.

[The Gunslinger45]

More like raise Hell.

[Swan]

Hey, I just saw Hagrid! :D

[Swan]

Didn't know Hagrid and Harry were in this film.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101111223700/harrypotter/images/2/22/Motorbike.jpg

[The Gunslinger45]

Hey, I just saw Hagrid! :D

You're a wizard 'Arry. Now fetch me my whiskey so I can f**k my old lady...

[Swan]

Pies to the face.

[The Gunslinger45]

Mugging a zombie. Have they no shame?

[The Gunslinger45]

And seltzer...

[The Gunslinger45]

It is on now...

[Swan]

Damn looters!

[Swan]

I forgot that Stephen becomes a zombie. One of my favorite zombies, actually, just for the stuck gun on the finger and the way he walks.

[The Gunslinger45]

I see you!... Chocolate man.