The MoFo Personal Pictures Thread

[Miss Vicky]

She loves getting called ma'am, don't ya, cowgirl?

Yep, she and her gal pal Sexy Celebrity both love it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I really need to turn into Samantha Claire again.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe you should only do commentaries with Samantha because she's not as rude as I am.

[The Gunslinger45]

Me at the range (http://s1329.photobucket.com/user/juanLopez85/media/IMG_0402_zps6b65a266.mp4.html)

Here is a short video of me trying to split a 45 caliber bullet on an ax head to pop two balloons. This was the second time I tried this, the first time I got it in one shot, but I was not on camera! Oh well. Put a face to the name.

[Miss Vicky]

Lookin' good, GS.

[Mmmm Donuts]

F*cking badass, man! And with a Punisher shirt on!

[The Gunslinger45]

Thanks Miss Vicky!

[The Gunslinger45]

F*cking badass, man! And with a Punisher shirt on!

Thanks dude. Also no BS, I got a buddy of mine who keeps calling me Frank Castle. lol

[Godoggo]

Not a bad shot. It's been forever since I've shot at targets. Now I want to.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had to make my comment to Gunslinger private.

[Mmmm Donuts]

I had to make my comment to Gunslinger private.

That's scary.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I know. I'm worried he won't talk to me anymore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11559&stc=1&d=1382184975

I am reminded of that cop guy from Super Troopers.

But with more clothes and a little less hair.

[The Gunslinger45]

I know. I'm worried he won't talk to me anymore.

No I still am. lol

[The Gunslinger45]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11559&stc=1&d=1382184975

I am reminded of that cop guy from Super Troopers.

But with more clothes and a little less hair.

I have much hairier legs then that guy

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have much hairier legs then that guy

Mmmmm. :kiss:

[The Gunslinger45]

And now I have excited SC. I must double the guard! lol

[ash_is_the_gal]

I don't normally like to post photos of myself, but I like this particular picture. This was taken at the Renaissance Faire today. I'm holding my friend's 8 month old baby, Noah. I also don't usually like kids that much, but he's pretty cute.

what a great picture!

[teeter_g]

I am considering getting this tattoo as a cover up. What do you guys think.

http://comicattack.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/batman-arkham-city-the-riddler.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

Where at? And do you mean the whole image or what? At first I thought you were going to get a giant question mark tattooed on your back and I thought, "Oh, noooooooooo...."

[teeter_g]

It would be what you see in the picture there. On my left upper arm. The jacket will be switched up to look like a shiney leather one because the tattoo that I have now is dark and needs that to make it so you can't see it anymore.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like the idea of a shiny leather jacket... but personally, I wouldn't go with this. I mean, it's okay, but do you really want this Riddler on your arm forever? To me, it's kind of plain and just not badass enough. I'd keep looking.

[Yoda]

Depends on how much of that detail is going to be lost. I imagine a fair bit.

[Mmmm Donuts]

That's pretty interesting, Teeter. You got any other tattoos, excluding the one you want to cover up?

[Yoda]

If it's really bad, go on Bad Ink (http://www.aetv.com/bad-ink/). Pretty amusing show.

[teeter_g]

That's pretty interesting, Teeter. You got any other tattoos, excluding the one you want to cover up?

They are all on page 394 of this thread. I have 6. The first is the one I will be getting covered.

[Sexy Celebrity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/216461_195677753801947_5757753_n.jpg
This one was my first tattoo. I was so drunk at the time I didn't put much thought into it. I think I am going to fade it out enough to get it covered.

I actually kind of like this one. It's interesting. I don't know if I'd go covering it up with The Riddler.


https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/208574_195677797135276_7806217_n.jpg
This was #2. It doesn't really fit my style. It also isn't finished. The guy never finished it before I quit hanging out with him.I don't like this one, however. Yuck.


https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/217013_195677823801940_8306217_n.jpg
Tattoo #3 is the only one that I have had done by a professional.Nor do I like that one.


https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/20541_100375266665530_7801194_n.jpg
#4 This one is a memorial.A horrendous memorial.


https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/218097_195678607135195_508485_n.jpg
#5 Had to be redone because I faded it out in the tanning bed. It was originally different colors and I really like these new ones better. I haven't been back to the tanning bed since though, cause that $#!t hurts!Passable.


https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/206331_196131443756578_2551179_n.jpg
#6 is my very favorite one so far! Yeah, I want to get several more.

:)

What is it? Deformed antlers?

[teeter_g]

I like the idea of a shiny leather jacket... but personally, I wouldn't go with this. I mean, it's okay, but do you really want this Riddler on your arm forever? To me, it's kind of plain and just not badass enough. I'd keep looking.

Riddler has always been my favorite villan, even when played by Jim Carrey... That said, I never saw him as a badass. To me he was always just a smart guy that was almost always a step ahead.

[teeter_g]

SC Tattoo #6 is the Buck Commander logo. It is a tribal buck head

[teeter_g]

I've decided to go with it. I am getting it Friday!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let us see it when it's done.

[teeter_g]

Let us see it when it's done.

Will do.

[7thson]

Starring as the next Dark Knight: Damian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rotq5ENl6b0&feature=youtu.be

[teeter_g]

I've decided to go with it. I am getting it Friday!

Appointment has been cancelled. Artist has CPR training for his day job he just got. I'll just take pictures and surprise everyone when I get it. :)

[Monkeypunch]

Halloween in Salem, MA with the woman I love. Salem is a bit too commercialized, it was more about buying things than anything festive, but I still had a lot of fun.

[teeter_g]

Here's what we ended up with. It ain't the Riddler but that one is coming, it was just going to be to big to go on my arm. I am going to use it to cover that horrible butterfly on my leg. I'll post a better picture when I get done having to use the anti bac, it's shiny.
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/s403x403/1453398_593983897304662_64558881_n.jpg

[Mr Minio]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11625&stc=1&d=1383077854

This right here is my little boring mark.

What I thought it would look like when I first read it:

http://i39.tinypic.com/28gw2e1.jpg

[Gabrielle947]

Ok,these are a bit old(well, okay, very old :D).I am blonde now and fatter,of course. :D

http://i44.tinypic.com/2chmhqh.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/9j2idu.jpg

[Mr Minio]

http://i43.tinypic.com/9j2idu.jpg

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/241/d/c/jaw_dropping_gif_by_buddycomics-d5cwwjy.gif

[Sexy Celebrity]

Here's what we ended up with. It ain't the Riddler but that one is coming, it was just going to be to big to go on my arm. I am going to use it to cover that horrible butterfly on my leg. I'll post a better picture when I get done having to use the anti bac, it's shiny.
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/s403x403/1453398_593983897304662_64558881_n.jpg


I like it.

[The Gunslinger45]

What I thought it would look like when I first read it:

http://i39.tinypic.com/28gw2e1.jpg

Now that is kinky!

[The Gunslinger45]

Ok,these are a bit old(well, okay, very old :D).I am blonde now and fatter,of course. :D

http://i44.tinypic.com/2chmhqh.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/9j2idu.jpg

I really wish I lived in the UK now...

[Mr Minio]

Stuff yourself, Gunslinger. I the first person thinknig that! Damn, can't type properly.

[Gabrielle947]

you're embarassing me. :[

[Mr Minio]

Don't be, lady. You're beautiful.


I can't believe I'm actually putting my photo here.

It's one month old, the photo.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2rrtgt2.jpg

You can fap.

[Daniel M]

My mental image of you was always just the main character from Werckmeister Harmonies that you use as your avatar for so long.

[jiraffejustin]

You can fap.

brb fapping. :randy:

[The Rodent]

Definitely got that European Beauty thing going on there, Gabrielle.

Way too pretty for the UK :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

brb fapping. :randy:

May I offer you a hand?

[jiraffejustin]

May I offer you a hand?

No, trust me, I can do it myself. :D

[Gabrielle947]

If I don't a find job here soon,I'll go with rich man instead. :D

[Mr Minio]

brb fapping. :randy:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/the_rock_gif.gif

[jiraffejustin]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/the_rock_gif.gif

You really know how to push my buttons. ;)

[Mmmm Donuts]

If I don't a find job here soon,I'll go with rich man instead. :D

If I were a woman, I think I wouldn't mind being a gold digger.

[bluedeed]

If I were a woman, I think I wouldn't mind being a gold digger.

Who says you can't be one as a man?

[mark f]

There's a gold strike somewhere? I need some too.

[Mr Minio]

You better put your photo instead. I always mistake you for Bogart!

[mark f]

My photos are all over the place.

[Sexy Celebrity]

My photos are all over the place.

And now they're on my body.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=11652&stc=1&d=1383512675

Maybe this should be my tattoo.

[Mr Minio]

That thread not only got pretty kinky but unbelievably awkward as well. That's what happens when a king of kinkiness adds his photo.

[Gabrielle947]

If I were a woman, I think I wouldn't mind being a gold digger.
That's not as easy as you think. It's not enough to be a woman. :D

[teeter_g]

Thought a before and after would be kind of nice.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/p200x200/1426252_594238197279232_484828697_n.jpg (Before)

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p200x200/1453475_594238753945843_906371299_n.jpg (After)

[Mmmm Donuts]

Much better. Looks awesome! :up:

[teeter_g]

Thank ya! I am very pleased with it!

[Skepsis93]

Skepsis in America!

I recently took some time off University to spend a week in New York with my awesome siblings. We spent 3 nights in New York City and then took about 2 and a half days driving through the gorgeous upstate area to see Niagara Falls. I'd been to the city once before but I didn't mind doing a few of the typical tourist things again, plus this time I got some time to explore on my own, which was fantastic. I really love that place. Thought y'all might like to see a few photos.

Hotel "view"!
http://i.imgur.com/Ej9jzzph.jpg

From the Empire State Building
http://i.imgur.com/5ZHbAfch.jpg?1

Madison Ave, hurriedly taken as I was crossing the street. Disappointed at the lack of impossibly suave ad men with dark pasts.
http://i.imgur.com/rpZUWgzh.jpg?1

Grand Central. Couldn't help but be reminded of Cary Grant in North By Northwest.
http://i.imgur.com/URGtD5gh.jpg

The photo every NYC tourist in history has.
http://i.imgur.com/ubzmuDph.jpg?1

The arduous security measures were worth going through to be here. Deeply moving place in a way that really sneaks up on you.
http://i.imgur.com/5u5GUTWh.jpg

We were lucky enough to nab cheap (ish) tickets for a Broadway show. We weren't hugely bothered with what we saw but we were leaning toward Matilda, and luckily enough it's absolutely superb.
http://i.imgur.com/LTzJZd6h.jpg?1

As a Friends fan, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to stop by this place.
http://i.imgur.com/TFHvBtth.jpg?1

Nor this one as a huge Louis C.K. and Louie fan (The Comedy Cellar, appears in the title sequence of the show for anyone that doesn't know). Sorry for the sh**ty quality.
http://i.imgur.com/q4WZITEh.jpg?1

Sadly I neglected to take that many shots on our road trip. I did get one of this trippy shoe-tree, though.
http://i.imgur.com/xxYUXoOh.jpg?1

Our final stop - the falls.
http://i.imgur.com/RSLFEnsh.jpg

I used my time on my own to see the Museum of the Moving Image in Queens. I would probably still be there now if I could. I figured if anyone would be interested in seeing photos I took there it would be you MoFos. There's quite a few, so I put them in an album to save cluttering up the thread even more: http://imgur.com/a/yx0kB

[Mmmm Donuts]

Awesome shots! Is that a HD camera?

[Gabrielle947]

Amazing,Skepsis :up:

[mark f]

I really like the Jack Crabb masks in the album. The NYC/Niagara photos remind me of my honeymoon. :)

[The Rodent]

Looks like a fun holiday Skep!

One thing though... I wouldn't have checked out the Friends building...

I'd have been straight to 55 Central Park West and 14 North Moor Street.

[Skepsis93]

Looks like a fun holiday Skep!

One thing though... I wouldn't have checked out the Friends building...

I'd have been straight to 55 Central Park West and 14 North Moor Street.

;) If I'd had more time I'd no doubt have done a full-blown tour of NYC film/TV locations. My travelling partners and I are all huge Friends fans, though, so that was the first choice!

I really like the Jack Crabb masks in the album. The NYC/Niagara photos remind me of my honeymoon. :)

I thought you might like that one, Mark. And that's nice to hear. :)

Awesome shots! Is that a HD camera?

iPhone. I was pretty surprised with how well a few of them turned out, actually. Especially that one of the Falls.

[honeykid]

I'm with you, Skepsis, as a huge Friends fan I love that shot. :cool: And, as a weirdo, I like the shoe tree, too. Should I go there, I'll have to see that.

Thanks for the photos. :)

[The Rodent]

Budgie Bombing.

http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q552/The-Rodent/thewolfmanmoviescreenshots29copy_zps3586c3e1.jpg (http://s1163.photobucket.com/user/The-Rodent/media/thewolfmanmoviescreenshots29copy_zps3586c3e1.jpg.html)

http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q552/The-Rodent/the-dark-knight-movie-screenshots1copy_zpse83a568d.jpg (http://s1163.photobucket.com/user/The-Rodent/media/the-dark-knight-movie-screenshots1copy_zpse83a568d.jpg.html)

http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q552/The-Rodent/jawscopy_zps45781bf9.jpg (http://s1163.photobucket.com/user/The-Rodent/media/jawscopy_zps45781bf9.jpg.html)

[Nostromo87]

aye what the heck

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/frankog10/capri_02_zpsfaf31aa0.jpg

[Mr Minio]

Embrace yourself! The next photo is coming!

http://i41.tinypic.com/6i9v7d.jpg

[Yoda]

embrace yourself!
ftfy.

[Mmmm Donuts]

ftfy.

Actually, he probably did mean embrace. I wouldn't be surprised.

[Yoda]

Could be. The post certainly takes on a very different tone that way. :eek:

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh my!

[Mr Minio]

Actually, he probably did mean embrace. I wouldn't be surprised. It's all your dirty mind.

[Tacitus]

Well, I've finally moved to my little country cottage:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/private/PIC_0002_zpsd71cc66c.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/private/PIC_0002_zpsd71cc66c.jpg.html)

The car's just been cleaned, so it'll never look like that again. ;)

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/private/PIC_0001_zps43b7fc0d.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/private/PIC_0001_zps43b7fc0d.jpg.html)

Practically the same since I'm a rubbish photoist. :p

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/private/PIC_0005_zpsf039fb3f.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/private/PIC_0005_zpsf039fb3f.jpg.html)

View from the front.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/private/PIC_0004_zps59e7ef38.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/private/PIC_0004_zps59e7ef38.jpg.html)

View from the back.

It'll need new windows, a lick of paiint on the outside and redecorated inside, but I love the house to bits.

It's 50yds from where I grew up, which is kinda weird because I've not lived in the area for over 20 years. :)

[cinemaafficionado]

Enviable!

[nebbit]

Looks Great Tatty :yup:

[teeter_g]

Lookie what I got this evening!

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/s403x403/1463929_608126382557080_140209890_n.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't kill it. Be nice to it and pet it.

[teeter_g]

Don't kill it. Be nice to it and pet it.

.....little late for that. I think I'll eat it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

.....little late for that. I think I'll eat it.

Oh my God. Bring back negative rep!

[nebbit]

Lookie what I got this evening!

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/s403x403/1463929_608126382557080_140209890_n.jpg
OMG :eek: :bawling:

[Tacitus]

It's times like this I'm glad I moved and if it continues I might even have to buy a decent camera. :p

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/PIC_0013_zps7af6bffb.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/PIC_0013_zps7af6bffb.jpg.html)

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/PIC_0014_zpsdb39486e.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/PIC_0014_zpsdb39486e.jpg.html)

Not doctored them either - The lens bugs out all on its own when it sees sun. It's a proper Irish camera. ;D

[nebbit]

Yes need a new Camera ;D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Doesn't bother me.

[The Gunslinger45]

Lookie what I got this evening!

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/s403x403/1463929_608126382557080_140209890_n.jpg

It looks delicious!

[Tacitus]

Fame at last!

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/FamePNG_zps8c18a17e.png (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/FamePNG_zps8c18a17e.png.html)

Me and Paul are popping out for a coffee later...

This might mean nothing to MoFos from The Colonies or, indeed, BritFos under 35. It means a great deal to me. :p

[nebbit]

Had to look him up Tatty :blush:

[The Rodent]

I know who Paul Daniels is.

Great bloke. Very outspoken.

[Mmmm Donuts]

What's your Youtube channel about?

[Tacitus]

Nothing really. I'd commented on his and he was kind enough to reply. ;)

My 3 heroes when I was under 10 were Muhammad Ali, Lee Majors and Paul Daniels. Only one of them is now my new BFF. :p

[Mmmm Donuts]

That must be an awesome feeling. I too would love to have the privilege and opportunity to meet Muhammad Ali, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. :(

[honeykid]

So, he liked you video. But how much? My guess is... Yeah, you can fill the rest in. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

My 3 heroes when I was under 10 were Muhammad Ali, Lee Majors and Paul Daniels. Only one of them is now my new BFF. :p

How does a comment lead to coffee and friendship? You British people are so different. I comment to American celebrities on Facebook all the time and they just roll their eyes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That must be an awesome feeling. I too would love to have the privilege and opportunity to meet Muhammad Ali, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. :(

Have you made attempts?

[Mmmm Donuts]

Have you made attempts?

Nope.

[nebbit]

Nothing really. I'd commented on his and he was kind enough to reply. ;)

My 3 heroes when I was under 10 were Muhammad Ali, Lee Majors and Paul Daniels. Only one of them is now my new BFF. :p
Name dropper :laugh:

[Tacitus]

So, he liked you video. But how much? My guess is... Yeah, you can fill the rest in. :D

Not even going to go there. ;)

[cinemaafficionado]

Back to pictures:

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee35/mAnTiz_1/2013-12-17201335.jpg

Nothing like a few beers and a Vindaloo, looks like I've got some curry left on face there, I'll save that for later. :D

[cinemaafficionado]

Currently envolved:

*IMAGE ATTACHMENT WAS LATER REMOVED BY ORIGINAL POSTER*

[Mmmm Donuts]

You serious cinemaafficionado? That's your girlfriend?

You must be doing pretty good for yourself then. :up:

[cinemaafficionado]

Problem is they don't make an umbrella big enough for us to share:p

[Yoda]

Yeah, I don't think so. Plug that into Google Images and it shows up in a hundred places.

[Yoda]

Back to pictures:
That's from the cover of a novel:

http://girlsinthestacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cross-my-heart-by-sasha-gould-297x450.jpg

[cinemaafficionado]

I see you have finaly figured out that I date models:D

[cinemaafficionado]

I see you have finaly figured out that I date models:D
But the girl in the mask is not one of them.

[Yoda]

I see you have finaly figured out that I date models:D
Right, and for some reason you only have pictures you have of them that you aren't in and which are widely available. Makes sense.

But the girl in the mask is not one of them.
So you posted a picture of a random person here for no reason whatsoever? Eh?

[cinemaafficionado]

Did I say anything about her other than back to picures? Just wanted to change topic so I posted her picture and than posted Joanna's. You can see, it's two different girls.

[Mmmm Donuts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGYpc9pnRko

[Yoda]

So that's a yes, you posted a picture of a random person in a thread specifically devoted to personal pictures.

Given that, and given that you didn't explicitly claim to be dating "Joanna," it's pretty obvious that you're trying to insinuate these things without technically lying about it. But this is a thread for personal pictures; if you want to post random pictures of women you don't know, we have threads for that already.

[cinemaafficionado]

So that's a yes, you posted a picture of a random person in a thread specifically devoted to personal pictures.

Given that, and given that you didn't explicitly claim to be dating "Joanna," it's pretty obvious that you're trying to insinuate these things without technically lying about it. But this is a thread for personal pictures; if you want to post random pictures of women you don't know, we have threads for that already.

Sorry, Joanna I am dating, if that makes you happy:)

[Yoda]

If "Joanna" is the girl in post #8006, then you're clearly lying, and not very convincingly.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cinemaafficionado, I want to love you, but are you who you say you are?

I don't care if you're a guy and you're not all the things you've claimed to be, but if you're a girl, I'm gonna scream.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Did I say anything about her other than back to picures? Just wanted to change topic so I posted her picture and than posted Joanna's. You can see, it's two different girls.

Don't argue cinemaafficionado, if you don't speak PC launguage you won't be understood. You must be serious, politically correct, and completely devoid of a sense of humor, it not, then you will be admonished by the powers that be around here. :shifty:

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee35/mAnTiz_1/2013-12-17201335.jpg

Nothing like a few beers and a Vindaloo, looks like I've got some curry left on face there, I'll save that for later. :D

I'll get it for you. :licklips:

[Yoda]

Don't argue cinemaafficionado, if you don't speak PC launguage you won't be understood. You must be serious, politically correct, and completely devoid of a sense of humor, it not, then you will be admonished by the powers that be around here. :shifty:
Is this in response to me deleting your post where you referred to the woman in the picture as "p***y," or are you suggesting that his claims are so obviously ridiculous that they constitute a joke and should be taken as such?

[cinemaafficionado]

If "Joanna" is the girl in post #8006, then you're clearly lying, and not very convincingly.

What exactly makes you so certain that I couldn't be dating the girl in post #8006?

[Daniel M]

Is this in response to me deleting your post where you referred to the woman in the picture as "p***y," or are you suggesting that his claims are so obviously ridiculous that they constitute a joke and should be taken as such?

I cringed at that post if I am honest, pretty derogatory towards women especially when you consider some of the main posters on here are women.

And yeh, it's not about a sense of humour, it's about clearly trying to lie to impress people which there isn't really a need for, a reverse image search for the last image shows 5 results (Click (http://tineye.com/search/62ab6629d405b589f37735337b44e0a8ae5ffaaa/)) and seems to go back a couple of years to a Turkish photographer.

[Yoda]

What exactly makes you so certain that I couldn't be dating the girl in post #8006?
Oh, tons of things. I can list them if you want, but it might be quicker to just skip to the end of this silly dance where I ask you for actual proof (like, say, a single picture of the two of you together) and then you make up some flimsy excuse about why you can't. That'd probably save time.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Is this in response to me deleting your post where you referred to the woman in the picture as "p***y," or are you suggesting that his claims are so obviously ridiculous that they constitute a joke and should be taken as such?


The latter.:D

[Sexy Celebrity]

The problem is we haven't really had any concrete proof that Cinemaafficionado is who he says he is. I mean, I don't even know what he looks like. He posted some pictures in the past, but they were just bizarre.

[cinemaafficionado]

I cringed at that post if I am honest, pretty derogatory towards women especially when you consider some of the main posters on here are women.

And yeh, it's not about a sense of humour, it's about clearly trying to lie to impress people which there isn't really a need for, a reverse image search for the last image shows 5 results (Click (http://tineye.com/search/62ab6629d405b589f37735337b44e0a8ae5ffaaa/)) and seems to go back a couple of years to a Turkish photographer.

Never claimed that she wasn't a model and no she's definitely not Turkish and I don't need to impress you. I suppose the next thing you guys will ask me for is my dog tags ID.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, but a picture of you wearing the dog tags would be nice. I like hot guys in dog tags.

[Yoda]

...and then you make up some flimsy excuse about why you can't.
Ahem:
I don't need to impress you. I suppose the next thing you guys will ask me for is my dog tags ID.
Of course, if you didn't need to impress us, you wouldn't be posting the pictures in the first place.

[cinemaafficionado]

The problem is we haven't really had any concrete proof that Cinemaafficionado is who he says he is. I mean, I don't even know what he looks like. He posted some pictures in the past, but they were just bizarre.

Isn't it clear that I am trying to impersonate you?

[Mmmm Donuts]

Dammit, this is reminding me of "A History of Violence".

Then again, that movie was awesome, so...

[cinemaafficionado]

Why don't you try to run my IP address Yoda and see if you can find out who I am.

[Yoda]

Uh, you can't trace IPs without a court order, and I'm pretty sure even with one you can't use them to find out who someone's dating.

[cinemaafficionado]

Ahem:

Of course, if you didn't need to impress us, you wouldn't be posting the pictures in the first place.

Just like most girls I like beautiful women and some of them I date so why not share?
But I suppose you would rather look at something ordinary and not imposing?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Maybe Psychic Isaac knows. We need his help.

[Yoda]

Just like most girls I like beautiful women and some of them I date so why not share?
I'm not sure why you think "why not" is supposed to explain anything. Obviously, you share them so people can see how attractive they are, in hopes of impressing them.

But I suppose you would rather look at something ordinary and not imposing?
I'd rather The MoFo Personal Pictures Thread contain only, you know, personal pictures, not pictures of random models you pulled off the Internet.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

I'd rather The MoFo Personal Pictures Thread contain only, you know, personal pictures, not pictures of random models you pulled off the Internet.


How do you know my pic isn't of some random model?

[Yoda]

:up: Well played.

[cinemaafficionado]

uh, you can't trace ips without a court order, and i'm pretty sure even with one you can't use them to find out who someone's dating.
that's the internet for you, but you guys want names, dates, addresses and then when someone shows you something that might be out of your reach, it's so easy for you to call him a liar.
I can drop a clue here and there for you but I'm not about to disclose my full identity. This is just a playground for me, where I can preserve my anonimity. That's why in the eight years I've been here I've never posted a current pic of myself, but I have certainly posted plenty of pictures of people I know and some of them are public allready, so I don't see what's the big deal.
I like women and they like me and I've been with too many to count. That's a fact jack and you can take that or leave it, but don't call me a liar.

[cinemaafficionado]

I think, I'll run back to Albert's beautiful pictures thread. It's safer there:)

[Yoda]

Hey, I'm just surprised it took this many posts for you to feign outrage.

And I'm pretty amused that your response to being asked for even a shred of corroborating evidence is to pretend you were asked for names, dates, and addresses, none of which anyone even came close to requesting.

[Cobpyth]

Well, this is getting awkward...

[cinemaafficionado]

Hey, I'm just surprised it took this many posts for you to feign outrage.]

Do I look like I am feigning outrage? OUTRAGE? Ha, ha, ha!

And I'm pretty amused that your response to being asked for even a shred of corroborating evidence is to pretend you were asked for names, dates, and addresses, none of which anyone even came close to requesting.

It's called a generalization for whenever someone asks for proof on the net. You need to preserve some kind of a standard, don't just pick and choose who you are going to question.
I suppose if I posted a pic of areal ugly girl and said she was my girlfriend,
no one would ask me silly questions. Hell, some of you might get hypocritical and tell me how cute she is.

[Yoda]

Correct, you would probably not be accused of lying for making a believable claim that you have no clear incentive to lie about.

[Yoda]

I feel like now is a good time to point out that, in his profile, CA claims to be an 800m track record holder and state wrestling champion who speaks six languages, travels the world, and works for a paramilitary security organization.

[Frightened Inmate No. 2]

this is me

http://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Brad.jpg

[mark f]

I feel like now is a good time to point out that, in his profile, CA claims to be an 800m track record holder and state wrestling champion who speaks six languages, travels the world, and works for a paramilitary security organization.
And apparently has an unlimited number of "hot babes" in his harem. :)

[cinemaafficionado]

Correct, you would probably not be accused of lying for making a believable claim that you have no clear incentive to lie about.

Whether you believe it or not is irrelevant. I'm sure that not every post on the MOFO personal thread is personal nor true. You're the moderator. You have the delete button. If you don't like it or agree with it or you think it's in the wrong thread, just move it or delete it. No need to question it.

[Yoda]

this is me

http://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Brad.jpg
Nice try, but I know you're lying.

Because that's me.

[Cobpyth]

I feel like now is a good time to point out that, in his profile, CA claims to be an 800m track record holder and state wrestling champion who speaks six languages, travels the world, and works for a paramilitary security organization.

And he has watched practically every film on all movie lists.
I'm not accusing you or anything as you are probably just joking around, but CA, you must be some kind of human wonder. :p

[Yoda]

Whether you believe it or not is irrelevant. I'm sure that not every post on the MOFO personal thread is personal nor true. You're the moderator. You have the delete button. If you don't like it or agree with it or you think it's in the wrong thread, just move it or delete it. No need to question it.
I choose to question it, because it's patently ridiculous and a waste of both your time and ours to try to sell us on these silly fantasies.

Just talk about movies and have a good time, dude. You don't need to try to impress us with insane stories about being a supermodel-dating athlete polyglot who travels around the world.

[cinemaafficionado]

Anything else you feel like reeterating for me or questioning? But if you are so insistent on playing this game, we can do it on a need to know basis.
You can sign a non-disclosure agreement and put your money where your mouth is and I will prove to you whatever it is you are questioninng about me. Otherwise, just stand down!

[Yoda]

And he has watched practically every film on all movie lists.
I'm not accusing you or anything as you are probably just joking around, but CA, you must be some kind of human wonder. :p
Good point. How much you wanna bet he'll be hazy on the details of most of them if we ask?

I did think it was a nice touch that he only went to 97% on the BFI list, though, since it's filled with all sorts of rare films that even huge cinephiles haven't always seen.

[Sexy Celebrity]

And apparently has an unlimited number of "hot babes" in his harem. :)

I feel like now is a good time to point out that, in his profile, CA claims to be an 800m track record holder and state wrestling champion who speaks six languages, travels the world, and works for a paramilitary security organization.

Nobody with that much going on stays on Movie Forums all the time.

Even I -- Sexy Celebrity -- have limits.

[Yoda]

You can sign a non-disclosure agreement and put your money where your mouth is and I will prove to you whatever it is you are questioninng about me. Otherwise, just stand down!
Deal. Send me the NDA.

[Frightened Inmate No. 2]

i personally wouldn't feel comfortable boarding with anyone who speaks less than 5 languages.

[cinemaafficionado]

I'll tell you what. You don't believe I travel??? You don't believe I'm in China this minute, how about I PM you a number in China, you can call right now and you ask me anything you want. Let's do it!

[Yoda]

i personally wouldn't feel comfortable boarding with anyone who speaks less than 5 languages.
One time this guy propositioned me, but then I find out he spoke six languages and worked for a private security organization...but was only regional wrestling champion. And I was like, no way, I don't get with no scrubs.

[Yoda]

I'll tell you what. You don't believe I travel??? You don't believe I'm in China this minute, how about I PM you a number in China, you can call right now and you ask me anything you want. Let's do it!
Oh, I believe you travel. In fact, this is probably the one part of your purported life I think is real, which is why I'm completely unsurprised that it's the one part you might actually be willing to prove.

Should I PM you an address for the NDA? Is it okay if I use my work address? Can't wait to sign that thing and learn more about your incredible life.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Even I -- Sexy Celebrity -- have limits.

Nonsense.:D

And he has watched practically every film on all movie lists.
I'm not accusing you or anything as you are probably just joking around, but CA, you must be some kind of human wonder. :p

Yes, those movie list numbers are rather questionable to say the least. I'd like to think I have a broad knowledge of films from all genres, but there are many films on those lists I've never heard of.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let's just leave CA alone. He's not really doing anything bad, is he?

[cinemaafficionado]

Oh, i believe you travel. In fact, this is probably the one part of your purported life i think is real, which is why i'm completely unsurprised that it's the one part you might actually be willing to prove.
Let's end this BS right now. I'll pm you my number. Call me now and ask away. Just publicaly promise not to disclose any information I give you. If you are not satisfied with the answers, you can keep questioning me on these boards.

[cinemaafficionado]

And he has watched practically every film on all movie lists.
I'm not accusing you or anything as you are probably just joking around, but CA, you must be some kind of human wonder. :p

Ha ha. This is getting ridiculous. You are going to question my movie knowledge, as well. Get a life sonny!

[Yoda]

Sounds good to me, but I'm kind of confused as to why you think saying these things out loud is going to make them more believable.

[Daniel M]

Because everything is true when it's said over the phone.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Sounds good to me, but I'm kind of confused as to why you think saying these things out loud is going to make them more believable.

You are a rather acerbic little fellow aren't you.;)

[Yoda]

What are the odds that I get to talk to his girlfriend and it's just him with a slightly higher voice? 10%?

[mark f]

You mean deeper voice? :) (Sorry, ca)

[Yoda]

Don't worry, you guys: once I call him and he holds the picture of his girlfriend up to the phone, all will be confirmed.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Because everything is true when it's said over the phone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UxmMi3PIZs

[Yoda]

I'm talking to him right now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm talking to him right now.

You slut! Stay away from my man!

[Mmmm Donuts]

This thread has been awfully popular today...

[Sexy Celebrity]

What on Earth could they be talking about for this long? Only Obama knows.

[Yoda]

Well, that was...something.

I recorded it, too.

I have to go meet my wife for dinner soon but I'll try to pop back in a little later.

[mark f]

There is only one John Milius, right?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, that was...something.

I recorded it, too.

I have to go meet my wife for dinner soon but I'll try to pop back in a little later.

You are such a little teasing bitch.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That recording better be made available here. It would be a lot more interesting than those boring Mark F/Holden Pike Academy Award podcasts.

[Yoda]

I'm actually not sure if it even came out right, I didn't do any setup or anything to make sure. But if nothing else I can summarize it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

No, no, no, we want to hear the two of you converse.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Upload it or I will flood the website with Whoopi.

[Yoda]

I'm pretty sure only my side recorded, but I'll take a look.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/b771b76d187ce7fc6133cc5e8a868ddf/tumblr_mt165g5ZL31r38z3jo1_500.gif

You look hard.

[Mmmm Donuts]

I'm personally not that interested in the recording. I just want a summary of how it went, and what you learned from the conversation.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I want 64 phone calls of MoFos talking with MoFos all entered in a Phone Call Tournament and then we vote on which one was the best.

[Mmmm Donuts]

I want 64 phone calls of MoFos talking with MoFos all entered in a Phone Call Tournament and then we vote on which one was the best.

That could be awkward...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Miss Vicky and I having a fight over the phone would probably win.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Miss Vicky and I having a fight over the phone would probably win.

Yeah, just tell her that Quills sucks or something. Things should take their course after that.

Haven't seen the movie yet myself.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Haven't seen the movie yet myself.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Miss Vicky would say you aren't even fully alive yet, then. You are unborn, Mmmm Donuts, until you see that movie.

[seanc]

this is me

http://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Brad.jpg
By far the hardest I have ever laughed on this site.

[Sexy Celebrity]

THAT was that funny? Pfft....

[seanc]

THAT was that funny? Pfft....
It was just scrolling through all this craziness and then that showing up in the middle. Hit me in the funny bone.

[Yoda]

I want 64 phone calls of MoFos talking with MoFos all entered in a Phone Call Tournament and then we vote on which one was the best.
This made me actu-laugh.

Speaking of which, pretty much everyone has an open invitation to send me their phone number and have me call them and just ask them random questions. I'm dead serious. I'll just interview you.

[seanc]

I will see of the CIA will give me clearance to do that. You may however find out that I am a middle class white American who really doesn't know much about anything.

[Miss Vicky]

I'm game. I've got a screwy work schedule, especially this month though.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*snaps fingers* Recording?

I've got all kinds of Whoopi pictures coming out of the oven. Don't make me use them.

[Miss Vicky]

Number PMed.

[honeykid]

And here was me thinking that all these pages was just going to be SC fawning over Rodent or something. :D

[Tacitus]

You know the army of cats which is trying to adopt me?

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/PIC_0024_zps3db64bbd.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/PIC_0024_zps3db64bbd.jpg.html)

Yeah, it's a thing. ;D

[The Rodent]

^ This reminds me of one of the best Dean Koontz novels I've read... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_(1975_novel)

Worth a go...

[Tacitus]

Yeah, it feels like I'm living in one at times. Not that I mind. ;)

It's interesting seeing their strategy and hierarchy - The middle white one is the most outgoing, and the youngest, but they usually all take it in turns to sit at the window. A few days ago two appeared, and now all four.

I've not given in to feeding them. Yet. :D

[The Rodent]

I had a cat visitor once, tabby thing, skinny as hell but had a collar... then I realised the owner was a bit of an idiot.
Cat would come round once a week and always on a Wednesday.

So one Wednesday I fed it.

Couldn't get rid of it after that. No matter how much I tried it would keep coming back. Really friendly cat too... just a shame the owner used to abuse it and not feed it.
Then I moved home...

But I left a note on the sideboard before I moved out headed with "Note For The New Tenant"...

[Tacitus]

Yep, I've learned a few hard lessons over the years. One of them was 'never feed a neighbour's cat'.

[Gabrielle947]

4 cats greeting you everyday?Awwwww, you live in a dreamhouse. :D :love:

[Yoda]

FYI, I've moved the rest of the discussion about CA's Bondian existence to a new thread:

The Secret Life of cinemaafficionado (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=34176)

[nebbit]

Me and Boris :)

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p362/nebbit_2008/borisandme.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

Looking good, Nebbit. You look young.

[Mesmerized]

@ Nebbit,

Very cute! Great photo! Is Boris a Shih Tzu? Thanks for sharing it. :)

[nebbit]

@ Nebbit,

Very cute! Great photo! Is Boris a Shih Tzu? Thanks for sharing it. :)
He is a Jack **** A jack Russell Shih tzu cross :laugh:

Thanks Sexy, i am lucky for an old girl I have great skin :yup:

[Tacitus]

Boris will lead the Tories one day, he's got the haircut for it. :D

I'm trying to get to grips with the new cooker.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/PIC_0026_zps9bded80c.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/PIC_0026_zps9bded80c.jpg.html)

Does anyone here know how to work them? Anyone?

So far I've learned they're great for stews but crap for pizzas. ;)

[Yoda]

What on earth am I looking at? That looks like it should come with a cookbook called To Serve Man.

[Tacitus]

It's an Aga (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AGA_cooker) (or maybe a Rayburn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rayburn_Range)). A solid fuel cooker, basically, although this one has been converted to run on heating oil. Powers the radiators too. ;)

The problem I have is one of control - The oven's pretty much at a constant temperature, as are the hobs. I'm either undercooking stuff or burning it.

It's funny, but when I lived in England, the Aga was seen as the last word in middle class luxury but over here, every little farmhouse cottage had one. Never used one until I moved here though, but I'm determined to keep the microwave unplugged. :)

EDIT - Thanks to the power of The Google, I'm pretty sure it's a Rayburn. That makes all the difference. Obviously. ;)

[honeykid]

It's funny, but when I lived in England, the Aga was seen as the last word in middle class luxury but over here, every little farmhouse cottage had one. Never used one until I moved here though, but I'm determined to keep the microwave unplugged. :)
That's how the middle classes work. You get the best of everything until most people can afford it, then you go back to basics. I swear local produce, food miles and carbon footprints have more to do with that then they do saving the planet.

[Tacitus]

Totally agree. We had friends who lived out in the Welsh borders and could have bought and sold us many times over. She drove a Citroen 2CV and only bought food from her local farm shop.

The Good Life was more about fashion to them than a lifestyle choice.

I'm pretty sure they had an Aga. ;)

[Yoda]

Great observations. I'm really interested in how almost every sub-culture is embarrassed by its socioeconomic status for totally different reasons. Where I live the poorer people wear the newest-looking clothes (bright white sneakers, leaving stickers on hats, etc.), and the richer ones are the ones wearing faded t-shirts and distressed jeans.

[honeykid]

Where I live the poorer people wear the newest-looking clothes (bright white sneakers, leaving stickers on hats, etc.), and the richer ones are the ones wearing faded t-shirts and distressed jeans.
This is something that's always made me chuckle. People who can afford 'proper' designer clothes usually wouldn't be dead seen in said clothing with the name emblazoned over the item. The point is you know from the cut/style or you don't know and, if you don't know, then they know you're not 'one of them'. I suppose it's the same way in which certain words are pronounced, especially names. Magdalen College, for example. For those who aren't in the know, it's pronounced "Maudlin." I don't know if they'd serve you if you went into Gieves & Hawkes and pronounced it the way it's spelt.

'High street' designer stuff, as I believe it's known as, would usually be seen as below slumming it and the designers who licence it think the same way.

[Tacitus]

That's why I like where I'm living now. My cousin keeps and rides horses but she's as far from the landed gentry as you can imagine. My grandad's brother kept horses too but he was a Blacksmith. A proper Blacksmith with a forge - Man, I loved visiting there when I was a kid.

We'd get tea with unpasteurised milk, fresh from the cow. :)

Sheesh, I'm becoming a reminiscing old fool. :D

In for a penny...

Here's the local village (also where I grew up) in 1954 and today.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/3b765a3af8df1f40b80acf6a00_zpsde4b8261.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/3b765a3af8df1f40b80acf6a00_zpsde4b8261.jpg.html)

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/Main_Street_Clogher_-_geographorguk_-_1033305_zpsd890584b.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/Main_Street_Clogher_-_geographorguk_-_1033305_zpsd890584b.jpg.html)

Not an awful lot has changed.

[honeykid]

Wow! You get so much rain over there that the church has shrunk. :D

[Tacitus]

Cathedral, actually. :p

But yeah, as you can see it's actually smaller than Artie's Vauxhall Astra estate. That's probably the real reason that churchgoer numbers are dwindling. ;D

[nebbit]

Sheesh, I'm becoming a reminiscing old fool. :D

Sounds like you are happy :kiss:

[Tacitus]

Sounds like you are happy :kiss:

Happier than I've been in years, sweetheart. Love it here. :)

[earlsmoviepicks]

What a great place to live-- I'm sure your stress levels are low!

[Tacitus]

What a great place to live-- I'm sure your stress levels are low!

Hope so. :) Been on meds for my blood pressure recently so de-stressing was the main reason for moving.

[Holden Pike]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=12167&stc=1&d=1387948880

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a damn good night.

[Powdered Water]

You rock dude. I hope you're out caroling in that get up?

[Yoda]

Awesome top hat. :up:

[The Rodent]

One of my prezzies...

Already half way through it :D :D :D

[Yoda]

I'm imagining a series of photos side by side, where the liquid visible in the bottle goes down while your smile goes up.

[The Rodent]

I'm normally more cross eyed than that too.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

http://s29.postimg.org/ra6sm9f53/2013_12_25_17_03_20.jpg

My brother bought me a lovely present. Which I'm very happy with, can you tell? :)

[The Rodent]

Keep it in the box!!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://s29.postimg.org/ra6sm9f53/2013_12_25_17_03_20.jpg

My brother bought me a lovely present. Which I'm very happy with, can you tell? :)

Rodent, is that your brother?

[The Rodent]

My Brother looks like Phil Mitchell.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, you appear to have a Movie Forums brother now. Both of you are bald, wear glasses, live in England, and are addicted to Predator!

Ooooh, Rodent, another Christmas present for you: Now I have someone else to terrorize with Young Guns!

[The Rodent]

I'm not addicted to Predator and I microwaved my Young Guns DVDs.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm not addicted to Predator and I microwaved my Young Guns DVDs.

OH MY GOD.

He loves Young Guns so much that HE EATS THE DVDS.

[The Rodent]

Yeah, like in Red Dragon.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't remember that in Red Dragon. I was hoping you'd say, "Yeah, like I do with your mum." Think, Rodent. Think.

[The Rodent]

Nah I cast your Mum aside a few days ago so I didn't have to buy her a Christmas present...

[Tacitus]

Both of you are bald

Becoming a bald is something that happens to a lot of MoFos.

1990s:http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/P152_zps255b52b8.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/P152_zps255b52b8.jpg.html)

2000s:http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/P18_zps8a55b79d.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/P18_zps8a55b79d.jpg.html)

Nows:http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/greenspagbol/2f934d9c-Copy_zps27cdad02.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/greenspagbol/media/2f934d9c-Copy_zps27cdad02.jpg.html)

Next one will be in a hat. A trilby. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tacitus, there is something about your face that reminds me of Rik Mayall. I think it's your eyes.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=12169&stc=1&d=1387998628

[Tacitus]

Rik Mayall's fine. :) I usually get Damon Albarn crossed with a murderer. ;)

EDIT - The eyes thing is probably because I'm shortsighted and not wearing specs in the pics. Or else I'm genuinely evil...

[The Rodent]

I think you look like TV Chef Galton Blackiston...

http://craigduncan.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Galton.jpg

[Tacitus]

Ok then, I've got a common face. :p

[mark f]

Nah, you're unique.

[Tacitus]

Always loved you, Mark. :D John Merrick was also unique, though...

I used to work with a guy who was the spitting image of mass murderer Harold Shipman ... at the time Shipman was on trial. Of course, we never ever mentioned this to him. ;)

[Sexy Celebrity]

Rik Mayall's fine. :) I usually get Damon Albarn crossed with a murderer. ;)

EDIT - The eyes thing is probably because I'm shortsighted and not wearing specs in the pics. Or else I'm genuinely evil...

Good because I was thinking of coming up with a song for you...

"He's got Rik Mayall eyes...."

[Sexy Celebrity]

My friend thinks I sound like a serial killer. He tape recorded me and played it back and I had to agree.