The MoFo Personal Pictures Thread

[sadesdrk]

ew.

[patti]

my running route ......'cept the snows all gone now. ;)

[sadesdrk]

you know how to run sideways?! Mwahahmwah.:p I'm a silly girl.

[patti]

mwahaaaaaaa, ahem.....well, yes, ...yes, i do. :laugh:

here's a pic of my dog jack. she's been my sidekick for 12 years.:love:

[thmilin]

awwww, she's a cutie, yes she is! *makes cute pet admiring noises*

*snort* heh sades, I was gonna say the exact same thing. think about it - how many people who downloaded that, all had to turn their head sideways ... ;)

[spudracer]

*raises hand* me me...I had to turn my head sideways!! :laugh:

[Sir Toose]

Me too! So funneee :laugh:

[patti]

Originally posted by thmilin

*snort* heh sades, I was gonna say the exact same thing. think about it - how many people who downloaded that, all had to turn their head sideways ... ;)

' got me laughing as usual thmilin.:laugh:
but i thought i sent the horizontal version......oops


bravo spud, for posting some more pics........now c'mon MoFo's - get busy and pose!

[spudracer]

Vogue it people Vogue...

You know how it goes...

Strike a pose...:laugh:

[thmilin]

no no no, all the other pics of me look awful, so you just get to enjoy the original one where i still look good. :)

[Yoda]

Awwww. Well, I'M gonna try to get some more up. I hope everyone else will, too. It'll be fun.

[thmilin]

Greta Garbo, and Monroe
Dietrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean ...
On the cover of a magazine ...

Grace Kelly, Harlowe Jean,
Picture of a beauty queen,
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire ...
Ginger Rogers, danced on air ...

They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too,
Betty Davis, we love you ...

Ladies with an attitude ...
Fellas that were in the mood,
Don't just stand there let's get to it,
Strike a pose, there's nothin' to it ...

Vogue vogue vogue vogue -

COME ON! Vogue!
Let your body groooove to the music (groooooove to the muuuusic)
Hey hey hey!
COME ON! Vogue!
Let your body goooooo with the flooooow (gooooo with the floooow)

...

copyright Mz. Madonna "Kick Your @ss and Kiss It, Too" Ciccone

[spudracer]

Nice one thmmie...:D

[thmilin]

hehehe, I try, I try ... ;)

[spudracer]

;D

[patti]

Originally posted by thmilin
hehehe, I try, I try ... ;)

put yo money where your mouth is, sistah......give your boyfriend the camera! ;D

i should talk........i can't manage a second picture that i think looks good. every once in a blue moon i look good in a photo........i pull the wool over the emulsion's eyes. heh heh

HOLDEN!!!!! post your pic! :yup: :yup:

[mightymose]

Has Holden never posted a pic? That is one I would definitely like to see :)

[Yoda]

He's never posted one publicly, and probably never will. Go figure. Hopefully he'll change his mind...but I'm not holding my breath.

[OG-]

http://clanuk.dynu.com/images/RippsLAN/ripplan10.jpg

The sexy biznitch on the left is the one and only OG-.

It's the newest picture of me on the net so I figured I'd link it here.

[Yoda]

Damn, you looke cray-zay. Was that taken at like 3 AM or something? :D Nice Napster t-shirt.

[The Silver Bullet]

I'll hold my breath in anticipation for Holden's picture.

Can someone phone an ambulance now, to save time later on when I've passed out and have turned blue...?

[patti]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
He's never posted one publicly, and probably never will. Go figure. Hopefully he'll change his mind...but I'm not holding my breath.

....as opposed to posting one privately? :p

[Yoda]

Well, he may have. Lots of ways to contact people on this board without making it publicly viewable. :)

[thmilin]

in honor of an attempt, patti, I grabbed my camera and took some silly self-shots (the same way the original pic was made) ... but if they look ****tay you don't get to see them!

OG- you look hilarious! is that your dorm room or sumthin'?

[OG-]

Nah it was at a party at a friends house. Probably was around 3 or so in the morning though. :)

[spudracer]

Guy on the right is coppin a feel man!! You shouldn't stand for that. :laugh:

[sadesdrk]

We should always update this thread when we get a chance...I have some comin' this way soon...:)

[Yoda]

Is it just me, or does Sullivan (http://www.movieforums.net/attachment.php?postid=28776) look like Steve from the Dell (http://www.dell.com) commercials?

[spudracer]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
Is it just me, or does Sullivan (http://www.movieforums.net/attachment.php?postid=28776) look like Steve from the Dell (http://www.dell.com) commercials?

I was dyin over that one....:laugh:!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sir Toose]

I found this old pic of me choking my brother...reminded me of a conversation with T... about sibling abuse :D

[Sir Toose]

Okay...disregard above attempt

[Sir Toose]

Me again...

[Sir Toose]

One more...


Played with the scanner :D

[sadesdrk]

You have like, THE coolest eyebrows in the history of cool eyebrows.;D

[spudracer]

:laugh:

[patti]

yippeeeeee......more pics! good to see, keep on. :cool:

[OG-]

Bored and procrastinating so I was messing with my webcam, seeing if I could make the pic bigger, but alas I couldn't. Anyways, heres a mug shot of the OG-. I kinda look like a wolf......

[Yoda]

Yeah, very wolfy. I've got the same thing going. My brother calls me Teen Wolf. Hilarious. I dunno where all the damn hair came from all of a sudden.

[OG-]

Yea I started to grow a beard, but wasn't feeling the way it looked, so I shaped it into burns and a gotee, I, and everyone else i know, love it so I decided to keep it.

[Yoda]

Damn you, my goatee won't come in thick enough...and the sideburns are taking their sweet-*** time. Anyway, looks good. Keep it. :yup:

[spudracer]

I did something like that a while back...here recently I was thinking about doing it again.

[OG-]

I always thought goates were for the birds, but then I grew one, and regardless of the way it looks I wouldnt get rid of it just because I love tugging on it soo much. It just feels cool. Gah im weird.

[Yoda]

That's not weird at ALL. I'm always pulling on the hairs on my pathetic little goatee. Damn my genes...I can't grow large amounts of facial hair. WTF? But no, that's not weird at all. It's another thing to mess around with.

[Steve]

D-d-d-damn! Who's that sexy cat with the goatee and the whooping cough?

It's Peter! :eek: :eek:

I think I should post a picture of me with a burning cigarette and a bottle of beer, and a bong on the table in front of me. And an angry look on my face. Yeah, what's up.

Back on topic, I don't have a goatee. I'm clean shaven. I don't know why.

[mightymose]

I've got a monster of a beard, used to be goate, but I decided to just grow the entire thing out (less shaving!)... I keep saying I am going to go ZZ Top with it, but I just don't have the cahones to go quite that far, LOL.

I can sympathize with ya though Chris. I have a spot the size of a dime where I can't grow much hair, but it's from frostbite and not natural causes. When I was younger I was out skiing with my dad and we were all excited b/c we were the only people on the ski hills, until we went inside and realized the wind chill was something like 40 below. We were well covered except for that small spot on my face :)

My mom's favorite story takes place when I was in 5th grade or so. My Grandmother took all us grandchildren to see a play and my older cousin turned around to me and said "Grandma takes us out to this nice play and you can't even take the time to wash your face!" Meanwhile all the adults are cracking up b/c I had forgotten to shave that morning :laugh:

[spudracer]

I have a small area under my chin where hardly any hair will grow. I thought, boy am I a freak, then I was watching X-Men and saw that Hugh Jackman had somewhat the same thing.

So this morning when I got up I didn't shave, and nor will I this weekend just to see what comes of it. I'm also thinking about getting one of those electric razors where you can set it to a certain length and keep it there. That would come in handy for me. :D

[sadesdrk]

I'm taking notes on this conversation. I wanna show all my little girlfriends in my class how guys don't talk about girls when their together...they talk about facial hair.:laugh:

[spudracer]

:laugh:

Imagine if we were all in the same room.

"Man your beard is coming in nicely"

"Oh yeah, I know, I had a little trouble with it at first but it just took off all of a sudden"

"How did you get it to do that?"

:laugh:

[sadesdrk]

:laugh:
I can't wait to dish about this, seriously. A bunch of us girlies were sittin' around talking about what guys talk about...and beards never were mentioned.
You all WISH you knew where our conversation headed that day.:laugh:

[Yoda]

Pshaw. I don't. I'm immune.

:laugh: Indeed, Spud. A few guys have told me that shaving it will cause it to grow back thicker than before...so I might try that...but I'm hesitant to try, because then I'll be without my pathetic goatee for at least a week or two...and that'd be annoying. I love it. I should take an updated picture for everyone...

[spudracer]

:rolleyes:

[sadesdrk]

Spud pulled a Holden!!!:p

[spudracer]

What can I say...he's my idol. :laugh: Not really.

[Fez Wizardo]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
Pshaw. I don't. I'm immune.

:laugh: Indeed, Spud. A few guys have told me that shaving it will cause it to grow back thicker than before...so I might try that...but I'm hesitant to try, because then I'll be without my pathetic goatee for at least a week or two...and that'd be annoying. I love it. I should take an updated picture for everyone...

That's a load of toffee mate, how it grows depends on the type of hair you have - I don't feel comfortable enough talking about bodily hair here - I don't know how old you are either - but if it doesn't grow good and proper by 18/19 it ain't growing proper at all.

[Yoda]

Well, don't worry, I don't really buy it -- even though some I know swear by it. I feel the need to try it out of curiousity, though. Not comfortable talking about body hair? Have you SEEN what SC and Sades and the others talk about here? :laugh: Bodily hair is tame. Anyway, I know I'll never have a long beard, because very few of the men in my family do.

[Fez Wizardo]

It's worse if you get it and don't want it...pain in the arse shaving every morning, if I forget I end up looking scruffy. never good.

[Yoda]

Yeah, I'd rather have too litte than too much, no doubt. I don't even like using my electric shaver for a few minutes every 2-3 days...wouldn't be able to stand going full-on every day.

Hey, my WebCam's working...so I might take some shots later. The light from the window in this room is completely awful, though. I need a digital camera.

[spudracer]

Kinda reminds me of the muffin tops episode of Seinfeld...:laugh:

[thmilin]

OG, you look like the hero from The Time Machine!! His chin, anyway.

Hmm, beards. Rubbing against a guy's cheek scruff feels good . But back hair on a man is not cool. I know that's the norm though but I can settle for someone keeping it in check. I saw a dude out with his girl once and it was growing out of the back of his shirt collar ... *shudders* ...

Let me just say, if you insist on being hairy, that you keep that sh|t soft. Combed, groomed, cleaned, conditioned, all that jazz. Scrubbed and healthy. Then we can live with it. Maybe even like it. sigh.

[OG-]

Aye, for all you girlies out there heres a conversation between myself, Steve, and Ryan that happened during english today. Well here are subjects we touched on at least:

My goatee, Steve came in class saying it looked terrible, hes just made because I won't make out with him.

Ryans facial hair, in comparison to mine, much like people on this board discussed. He let me borrow some trimmer thing I have to bring back tomorrow.

The substitute teacher and how she looked like the queens daughter alien in Alien Resurection.

Make out factors of us and people in the class. Thats when it got the best, analyzing people. We went into some other factors as well, but I'll abstain from mentioning those. A pretty good debate grew out of that.

What else....poems...movies...music, some other stuff.

But unlike many girlies think, guys dont get together and just talk about sex, as I think many girlies do.

Hoy.

[OG-]

Originally posted by thmilin
OG, you look like the hero from The Time Machine!! His chin, anyway.


Oh and muy gracias. I'll take a compliment where I can get one. Funny, Steve asked me if I could look like one man who would it be, and I said none other than Guy Pearce (the hero from The Time Machine). Odd eh?

[thmilin]

THAT's his name. I always forget. :-D Hmm, well there you go, you've accomplished your mission.

[Yoda]

Hmmm, do I need to pick? I'm not gay, and I don't eat cake.

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by Sexy Celebrity
You've seen it in "Celebrities Looking Stupid", and then "Happy Birthday Sexy Celebrity". Now the very famous tabloid picture of Sexy Celebrity looking stupid with his very own birthday cake is coming here to the MoFo Personal Pictures Thread. Which looks yummier -- me or the cake? You.:D I dunno, that's actually a toss up...that cake looks scrumptious!

[Sir Toose]

Makes me feel like imitating a MoFo but I hold within me the greatest power of self restraint.

[sadesdrk]

ahhh...I think I know what you're driving at, baybee.:yup:

[patti]

okayyyyyy...i now have a digital camera.....a jam cam....it's more a toy than a camera....so here is my kiddo and me...i'm the more mature looking one :p

[Yoda]

You two are UNBEARABLY cute. :) I can't get over how cute and happy you two look. Your daughter's 3, you said?

[spudracer]

:yup:

You just wanna reach up and pinch her cheeks. Your daughter's that is. :D

[BrodieMan]

here i am in all my sexiness:





stop undressing me with your eyes already. ;)

[BrodieMan]

hmmmm...... *thinking* now to learn how to give myself an avatar pic......

[Yoda]

Excellent; thanks for posting a pic, Brodie. Nice to put a face to a name.

[BrodieMan]

um, can i give myself one of those custom titles now or do i have to reach a certain number of posts before i can do that?

also, how do avatar pics work?

[Yoda]

You've got PLENTY of posts...way more than you need to qualify for a custom user title/avatar. :yup:

Avatar:
http://www.movieforums.net/member.php?action=editavatar

Custom title:
http://www.movieforums.net/member.php?action=editprofile

[BrodieMan]

can we have pics in our sig?

[Yoda]

Naw, sorry. It'd be too bulky. You can have a link to the picture you uploaded on this board in your sig, though.

Oh, BTW, here's another one of me. Was kinda bored, so I figured, what the hell? It passes time.

[Yoda]

Ta-da. The result of boredom.

[Yoda]

Eh, more of the same. Yes, that's a smile.

[spudracer]

Ummm...I can't see any of those.

[Yoda]

Right-click on the red "X" and choose "Show Picture"

[spudracer]

:rotfl:

Chris you look like a goober in those pictures. :laugh: I wish my webcam was working. You would see some hilarious pictures of me.

[Yoda]

Yeah, I'll bet. Goober? I've heard that used in lots of ways. Which do you mean?

[spudracer]

Usually when and if I say it...it means that I can't look at you without laughing. I'll remember something hilarious you said before and just start laughing.

[Yoda]

:D It's okay if it's something negative, I don't care. But yeah, even I sorta cracked up looking at one. Not a good sign, is it? :laugh:

[BrodieMan]

*raises hand*

'nother dumb question (i'll be done soon, i swear :D )

how can i tell how many pixels or bytes any random pic i have on my computer is? also, what happens if i try to use a pic that's too large in my avatar?

will i have to go directly to jail, not passing "go" and not collecting 200 dollars? because i really need that 200 bucks......

[Yoda]

Right-click on the file on your hard drive and select "Properties" from the resulting menu. There should be two tabs. I think the first (the one it defaults to when it first comes up) displays, among other things, the size. The other tab should contain the width and height somewhere.

[spudracer]

Do you have any type of imaging program on your computer?

Paint Shop Pro, PhotoShop, Microsoft Image Composer? Anything like that?

[patti]

chris....it's so nice to see a face to match your kind soul. i think you look handsome and you have the eyebrow intensity thang goin'.
didn't you say you were nursin' a goatee? bleck.....you look good as is, IMO
:cool:

[BrodieMan]

is 17,000 bytes ok? :D

[BrodieMan]

i wish i could grow a goatee....... that and giant 70s sideburns. my facial hair is so thin though......... some girls go for that "smooth as a baby's bottom" look though :D i'm so cute.

[Yoda]

Mr. Woods: yes, I've got PSP7 and Animation Shop.

Ms. Patti: :blush: Yeah, if you look close you can see the goatee in there a little. It ain't getting any bigger, unfortunately.

Mr. Chocolate Pretzels: 17,000 bytes, or, more likely, 17,000 KB (kilobytes)? The limit, I believe, is 204K...which is one-fifth of a MB, basically.

[BrodieMan]

LOL..... i just found out what happens when i try to use an image that's too large. what's with all the futurama avatar images? i'm a fan, but where's the simpsons stuff?

[Yoda]

Spud uploaded a bunch of Futurama stuff. Good avatars are hard to find, and it's been difficult finding Simpsons equivalents...I've got some, but most are small and/or fuzzy. If I find some, rest assured I'll slap 'em up there.

[BrodieMan]

can you tell that's jimmy page or does that just look crappy?

[Yoda]

I couldn't tell...not sure if there's much that can be done about it, though.

[BrodieMan]

lol.... ok, i'll quit my whining...... i think i know what i'm doing, i just have to find a pic that looks decent...... when it's really, really tiny, i mean

[mightymose]

I found that it really helps to crop the image down as small as possible before you resize it to 70x70 (or whatever the small size is). My avatar looked horrible after I did a simple resize. After I cropped the heck out of it and then resized it looked fine.

[BrodieMan]

that's actually good advice...... *thinking*

[mightymose]

Like my dad always says... A blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile!

[BrodieMan]

bah. that still didn't work exactly the way i wanted it to. oh, well..... i'll shut up. i'm wasting space on this thread.

[patti]

brodieman- i dig your avatar.......'cept i thought it was an edward gorey illustration...i love edward gorey...so, like i said, i dig your avatar.
:yup:

[spudracer]

Originally posted by mightymose
Like my dad always says... A blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile!

So does a gay guy. :rotfl:

[patti]

that's pretty funny spud, but i don't think there are any shortage of nuts with such preferences......not that there's anything wrong with that. :)

[spudracer]

:laugh: Of course not...I usually prefer hiding mine in..well I can't continue without it getting really nasty. Twould be a funny joke though.

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
Eh, more of the same. Yes, that's a smile.

Without a doubt smiling at something I posted.

[BrodieMan]

patti -
it's definitely page. or it's supposed to be. who's gorey?

[patti]

edward gorey was a chicago born artist/illustrator and author. one of my favorite gorey books is the Gashleycrumb Tinies.....you may have seen his illustrations on PBS Mystery.
this site shows some of his stuff--

http://www.salon.com/people/portfolio/2000/02/15/gorey/

[OG-]

:)

[spudracer]

Here's one I just took cause I was bored (don't I look happy):

[spudracer]

Here's another one I snapped off. I look really red and kinda funny. I'll have to take one later when I can pose myself. :rotfl:

[Sir Toose]

Is that a booger, Spud?

[spudracer]

:rotfl:

I don't think so, I think it was the light. I could be wrong though

[spudracer]

Here's another one I snapped off just a minute or two ago (I was typing something into the shoutbox when it took it):

[spudracer]

And here I am posing...

[sadesdrk]

I'm gonna post some pictures soon...I promise this time, before the week is up. I just have to send them to my editors first.;D

[Sir Toose]

Can I pinch your cheeks Spudly?

[mightymose]

Suuuuure Sadey Lady... heard that promise one to many times before!

[spudracer]

Originally posted by Toose
Can I pinch your cheeks Spudly?

HAHA I guess, No boogers this time right Toose?

[spudracer]

Originally posted by Sexy Celebrity
S.C. straddling a car.

You mean a chair???? :rotfl:

[spudracer]

Straddling a car would be a sight to see though. :rotfl:

[sadesdrk]

about 24 hours until I post mine...I bet you're all just dying with anticipation, right? There are two of me and one of my darling sisters, Emily (17) and Sarah (20) I thought I'd post pics of them too, since I talk about them so much.:D

[spudracer]

HAHA That's Cool!!

[L .B . Jeffries]

quite few picks have been added so I thought I'd put one up again

here a pick of me and my cat Stanley he's so frickin manly






Peace

[Yoda]

Stanley the Manly Cat. Does he drive cars, too? You've got some nice, crazy hair, by the way, man. Few people today appreciate a good head of completely wild hair. I don't mean wild like shocking (blue and right, sticking right up, etc)...I mean wild so that it looks like it's just a lawn that hasn't been mowed for awhile, so it starts poking every which way. I dig it.

[L .B . Jeffries]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
Stanley the Manly Cat. Does he drive cars, too? You've got some nice, crazy hair, by the way, man. Few people today appreciate a good head of completely wild hair. I don't mean wild like shocking (blue and right, sticking right up, etc)...I mean wild so that it looks like it's just a lawn that hasn't been mowed for awhile, so it starts poking every which way. I dig it.

yeah I'm usually to lazy to comb it so when I goes outs I strap on a tugue






Peace

[L .B . Jeffries]

yeah I'm usually to lazy to comb it so when I goes outs I strap on a tugue

I feel like posting another pick

So quoting myself, here's a pick of me sporting my "Property of OILERS" tugue I've had it well, it seems like since I was born.


Check it






Peace

[Yoda]

Originally posted by Sexy Celebrity
Oh my, what a major Freudian slip I made.
Eh, it'd only be a Freudian slip if you, for some reason, desired to fornicate with automobiles.

Nice toque, Mr. President. Not a hockey fan myself, but I can appreciate it nonetheless.

[L .B . Jeffries]

Originally posted by Sexy Celebrity


That's one of the best cat pictures I've ever seen!


And for that kind sir you my have another

[L .B . Jeffries]

and another

[Yoda]

Gives a whole new meaning to the terms "lube job," or "hatch back," or "trunk," or "headlights" or "stick shift." Okay, I'm done now. I guess a taxi would be kind of like a prostitute under this fetish, eh?

[L .B . Jeffries]

You are Yoda, TWT that was hilarious :laugh:

[patti]

LBJ---
get this!! i was reading the last page or two of this thread backwards because i didn't know how many posts i'd missed..and i though the following comment was in regards to your cat stanley....and combing HIS hair!! and i thought you'd made a typo and were telling us you groom stanley with a "strap on tongue"!!!! :eek: :laugh:

hmmm, i wonder, do they make such a thing? a strap on tongue? ..for pet grooming purposes ofcourse. :modest:


Originally posted by L .B . Jeffries

yeah I'm usually to lazy to comb it so...... I strap on a tugue

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
Gives a whole new meaning to the terms "lube job," or "hatch back," or "trunk," or "headlights" or "stick shift." Okay, I'm done now. Hold the phone! Chris is being a naughty, little, Jedi. Tsk-Tsk.:nope:

[Yoda]

Have no idea what you're talking about, do I. :nope:

[The Silver Bullet]

I had an entire conversation on a bulletin board with someone once regarding the make and model of German cars. The conversation began discussing German Exchange students. Soon German Car became the code word and the sexual inneuendo was flying...

"Leather interior, rear entry, headlights, great fuel intake, and they mind the syphoning of petrol. Oh yeah, I'd love to have sex with a German Car."

It got pretty ridiculous.

[BrodieMan]

i'm trying to post another pic of myself, but it's giving me that stupid "attatched file is too big" remark again. :mad:

oh, and the only car i'd ever have sex with is a mclaren. *drools* did you ever see those things? :love: or jags....... european cars kick everything else's arse. i said "arse"! :D

[patti]

okay, okay........i would definitely do a jag. :randy: :yup:

[BrodieMan]

lol... i'm laughing my european arse off! :laugh:

jags rule! you know who has the best cars? james bond. over the years he's had astin martins, jags, bmws and a lotus in the 80s. :D

[Yoda]

Sades' asked me to post a few pictures for her. Numba' one:

[Yoda]

Here's contestants 2 and 3...Sadie's sisters in their MoFo debut. :yup:

[Yoda]

Last one.

[sadesdrk]

That last one I have my hair up...it's not short. Just, up.:D So there ya go...no one can bug me about posting pics anymore!:p

[The Silver Bullet]

Now, your sisters rock...

[sadesdrk]

Yeah...They are Hotties all right!

[The Silver Bullet]

I think there's another one of me somewhere.


http://storm.prohosting.com/~mattjc/reel/haw.jpg

Is that me?

[spudracer]

Dunno, but Sadie is lookin Mi-T fine. :D :rotfl:

[The Silver Bullet]

I find it funny that you said that and then rolled around laughing...

Don't worry Sadie, you'll always be my sports car...

;D

[spudracer]

I was only laughing at my Mi-T Fine thing. Sounds corny, but it had to be said. :D

[Yoda]

I think she's pretty. :yup: Ditto for her sisters.

[BrodieMan]

lol.....

it's pretty obvious sades just has a lot of fun TEASING you all...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[patti]

whooooheeee sadie girl.....you should have warned me to turn down the brightness on my monitor...your beauty practically blinded me. :yup:

so glad you posted some more pics.......and i'm sure that goes triple for some of the guys around here. ;)

[BrodieMan]

:rotfl:

are you guys in a cult or something?

sadie's cute but not too many people bend over packwards to kiss patti's ***....... :(

i thought that pic of you and your daughter was adorable. :)

[BrodieMan]

lol..... packwards = backwards.

i get those two mixed up because the "p" and the "b" are right next to each other on my keypoard.

:D

[Yoda]

Attitude is a major factor, BrodieMan. Anyway, patti already knows what I think of her and her daughter. :) BTW: if the "P" and "B" are next to each other, does that mean you're using a DVORAK keyboard?

[BrodieMan]

:nope: :yup: :dizzy:

[spudracer]

For future reference Brodie, there is a nice little EDIT feature you can use in the event you make a mistake like that. :)

[patti]

brodieman- you're my favorite MoFo :p






and what's this dvorak deal? chris? my typing skills would take a nose dive if you moved the letters around on me. :eek:

[spudracer]

It's a different type of keyboard, obviously, not very common however.

[Yoda]

It works like this: the most common type of keyboard (the QWERTY keyboard) originated with typewriters. Typewriters had to arrange their letters in such a way that the stampers (or whatever you want to call them) wouldn't slam into each other when typing quickly. That layout is what we still use. However, it's not the most efficient layout, because it was arranged that way simply for the physical limitations of typewriters. Now, with keyboards, it makes no difference what order they are in, so a more efficient design was developed.

The QWERTY keyboard, in the top-left hand corner of the rows of letters, begins with those: Q-W-E-R-T-Y. A DVORAK keyboard is named under the same principle. Apparently, if you learn to type using a DVORAK keyboard, you save a lot of finger-blood in the long run...but personally I think any efficiency gained that way is likely to be offset, at least for quite awhile, by having to..

1) slowly become less accustomed to using the type of keyboard that almost EVERYONE else uses...so good luck typing well on someone else's keyboard if you ever have to.

2) learn a whole new way of typing.

I'm sticking with QWERTY -- I can type 60-70 WPM with it no problem and don't see a compelling reason to switchover right now...at least not while it's still so rare.

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by BrodieMan
:rotfl:

are you guys in a cult or something?

sadie's cute but not too many people bend over packwards to kiss patti's ***....... :(

Hellooooooooo, Dorian. So nice of you to stop lurking around the edges and finally start posting again! Too bad you missed out on all the special bonding between most of the MoFos around here. Maybe you can catch up.:) In the meantime, in reguards to your comment about our cult...there's just certian qualifications you have to have to join, that you just don't have. Now, I know patti might like you (I love ya sistah, you know it's true) and I think I remember our friendship; so maybe with a bit of luck...patti and I can help you meet our standards for Cult MoFo Membership, but you gotta play nice. Tongue and cheek insults will getcha nowhere. Thanks for playin'. Come again.:D

[patti]

:p i'm taken care of brodieman....sades, chris and spud all PMed me raving about my daughter's cuteness.
and as for sades cult following. it's true.. ..she has power over us. i defer to her youth, ballsyness and height....eventhough if push came to shove, i'd whip her @ss in the jello ring.

[BrodieMan]

what tounge in cheek insults? :(

anyway, how come it says my pics been downloaded 57 times? does that mean 57 different people have clicked on that link? that's kinda strange.

[Yoda]

Yep, that's what it means. That's not too strange...I've got a few pictures which've been downloaded over 100 times, and I think Sades' first over 90 or so. It's been up for awhile, and everyone likes to know what the various MoFos look like...sometimes they check back to remind themselves. Quite common. :yup:

[BrodieMan]

um, ok. :) i guess i'll take that as a compliment. i love the edison quote in your sig, by the way. he was the man.

hey, sades,what qualifications have i yet to meet? i hope i'm not inherently non-mofo material. :rolleyes: lol.

[Yoda]

When you're a truly addicted MoFo, my friend, you'll know it.

:rotfl: :dizzy: :eek: -- you'll be like those smilies pretty much all the time. :D

[patti]

hey chris, is there some way to index the thread so we know who's pic is posted on what page?

[spudracer]

Brodie, you ARE a MoFo. Just to join this so called "cult" you have to flirt 24/7. :rotfl:

[Yoda]

Eh, not really. But I have thought about sticking up a simple page which shows the top ten most downloaded attachments, though. Whatcha think?

[spudracer]

Originally posted by patti
hey chris, is there some way to index the thread so we know who's pic is posted on what page?

Stop bein lazy patti and go through each of the 29 or however many pages. :laugh: Just kiddin. ;)

[BrodieMan]

i'm page 22. i know you can't resist my understated boyish good looks. :D

[BrodieMan]

Originally posted by patti
brodieman- you're my favorite MoFo :p



why spank you, patti. :p you're mine, too.

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by spudracer
Brodie, you ARE a MoFo. Just to join this so called "cult" you have to flirt 24/7. :rotfl: Um...nuh-uh.:rolleyes:

[BrodieMan]

are you being sarcastic? :(

are you mad about something? :(

[The Silver Bullet]

Stop bein lazy patti and go through each of the 29 or however many pages.

I did that last weekend. For the hell of it.

[The Silver Bullet]

Stop bein lazy patti and go through each of the 29 or however many pages.

I did that last weekend. For the hell of it.


Brodie, she's talking about needing to flirt 24/7.
Not about your being a MoFo.

[BrodieMan]

um... oh :confused:

[patti]

Originally posted by BrodieMan

why spank you, patti. :p you're mine, too.


:randy: :blush: i didn't have a highlight all day untill i saw this post.
i know this ain't the highlight thread, but i had to travel here for the goods.

brodieman hath proven he can do the mofo flirt......and brodie...you made me laugh out loud and blush simultaneously.
thanks man.

[BrodieMan]

no problem. :D :D :D

spanks alot, patti. being your highlight is also MY highlight. hey, how cool is that?

anyway, sades knows i can flirt, trust me. ;)

[patti]

hellloooooooo sadie? you'd better fill me in, sistah. :p

[L .B . Jeffries]

Sadie lady

nice picks girl :blush:


Big wheels a'keep on turn' N


and I'm out like a thief in the night
Peace

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
Last one.

Pictures of Sadie...

Be still my beating heart...:yup:

[BrodieMan]

Originally posted by patti
hellloooooooo sadie? you'd better fill me in, sistah. :p

i could fill you in.

[Yoda]

This is what the PMs are for, guys. Keep negotiations off the board. :D

[BrodieMan]

it's not as if i'm totally spilling my guts on the board.

[Yoda]

Yes, I know; I read the posts. This thread is for people to post their pictures in, and to talk about them. If you want to talk about dealings or such with other members, it's best to contact them directly. That's why the feature's here.

[BrodieMan]

tons of people gossip, flirt, goof off, drop in-jokes, and act silly on the boards in a manner that would be better suited for PMs.

did i do something wrong? :(

[Yoda]

Yes, they do...and I try to remind them...but I don't always get to it. I'm just saying that if you wanna say something to just ONE person, and it isn't really related to the thread you'd like to post it in, send a PM instead. No big whoop.

[BrodieMan]

oh.

no big deal. sorry. i'll remember.

hey, i stopped running all my paragraphs together like i used to. aren't you proud of me for that? :D

[Yoda]

Very.

:rotfl:

[The Silver Bullet]

Yay.
A picture of me.
Not very good for two reasons:

[list=1]
I had cotton wool in my mouth because the inside of it was bleeding, so I look like I have this bloated face.
Bit shadowy too.
[/list=1]

But you see me in (basically) why I always wear.

:D

[BrodieMan]

just because you have a picture of yourself doesn't mean you HAVE to post it!

:laugh: :laugh:

god, you look like you just woke up from surgery. save that for the scrapbook, my man.

[The Silver Bullet]

just because you have a picture of yourself doesn't mean you HAVE to post it!

Just because you have something mean to say doesn't mean you have to say it.

:(

Just kidding, but I hope I still enduced guilt.
I posted it because I like the shirts.

[BrodieMan]

hey, i'm just playing around. :) don't get upset. weren't you the one who laughed at spud's booger?

for the record, i looked terrible after i had my wisdom teeth pulled. what a terrible ordeal that was. and my one friend got called a squirrel for a week. i wasn't jabbing you personally.

[The Silver Bullet]

I know.

:D

[BrodieMan]

did you get your wisdom teeth pulled? that was the only operation they ever performed on me awake. the doped me up pretty well, but being able to feel them literally pull an entire molar out of my mouth wasn't pleasant.

then the stuff wore off and the next couple days were spent with an unbelievably sore bleeding mouth. what a drag.

[thmilin]

hmm, having mine out wasn't such an ordeal ... during anyway.

see, it went down like this. they put some mask over my face and next thing I know i wake up humming to the radio and it's over. it literally took like, 2 seconds. and i find i know like, every word to the song and i'm singing around the jaw clamp and schtuff in my mouth and then it's removed and i'm blinking, looking around making "huhh? you're done?" noises and the doc is like, yep, all done.

then the nurse comes round and she's like, we thought you were crying from the start and could feel it but then we realized you were singing along. I mumbled, the whole time? she said, yes, every word to every song, from start to finish. my dad was there for it all, too. i told my best friend and she was disappointed that she wasn't there to laugh at me.

after that though i felt like sh|t. the jaw clamp and prolonged stretching of facial muscles gave me the most incredible headache i've ever had in my life i couldn't walk straight, the light hurt, it was awful, so we stumbled back the next day and they gave me codeine. heh.

i just ate soft foods for like 2 days and i was fine, a couple cotton wads, that's it. no hard core bleeding and stuff. so why the stob stories, fellas?

sorry, this has nothing to do with pics, but there go my 2 cents. :)

[BrodieMan]

lol...... we're just sensitive guys ;)

seriously, it wasn't a total horror story, it's just the couple days after the operation my mouth bled and hurt a lot.

the surgery itself wasn't painful at all. like i said, i was completely out there. i had a total buzz going the entire time. it was just sort of surreal to be able to feel them slice my gums open and pull my molar out. it's almost like a waking dream or something. lol.... i dunno, i don't like being awake but i'm not enough of a wuss to ask to be put to sleep for it. i know people who requested to be put under. that's a little much, i think.

oh, and a couple weeks after, my sutures dissolved and fell out while i was in class. i had to sit there and swallow them. that was gross.

lol....... i'm sure these tales of my bloody surgery are really making a good impression, thmilin. lol....... we could change the topic if you want. ;)

[thmilin]

i'm man enough to take it, how about you, wuss?!

lol, I don't remember having sutures. Just big gaping holes. Not really big, I have little teeth that my father is always telling me to be careful with. They're small and dainty Miriam, take care of them, blah blah blah. I still get a little thrill when a dentist sees them for the first time and tells me they're pretty. That must mean something to a dentist! Oh, what a way to swoon a girl.

Back to blood and guts. are you supposed to be swallowing such things? that's nasty man, just spit the sh|t out! let the world see your hard work. i didn't ask to be put under, they just did it. sleeping gas I guess but apparently i wasn't totally asleep if I was singing the whole time. but i'm definitely not into feeling them cut into me - painless or not. i'm never squeamish and am pretty calm whenever dentists go at it in my mouth but, between being knocked out and awake, come ON ... why not take a snooze?

anyway, what's this about spud's booger?

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by The Silver Bullet
Yay.
A picture of me.
Not very good for two reasons:

[list=1]
I had cotton wool in my mouth because the inside of it was bleeding, so I look like I have this bloated face.
Bit shadowy too.
[/list=1]

But you see me in (basically) why I always wear.

:D

Very swellegant Sir Silver! You appear natural behind the camera... our very own MoFo auteur.

The surgical stories are very... appetizing. Let's see the pics of them :D

[BrodieMan]

lol...... :laugh:

[spudracer]

Brodie, I must say your signature makes me laugh everytime I see it. :rotfl:

[thmilin]

wait, so that's you in the avatar with peachfuzz on your face? mwahahah ....

what gives with the freddie fingers man? do you use those for headshots when looking for work (are you an actor or do I assume incorrectly?) or was that you being a nut at prom or something?

[Yoda]

I'll bet it was crazy prom stuff. Anyway, his avatar, I believe, is actually Brad Pitt.

[thmilin]

well the avatar's face is sorta squished and softened on the chin, which, no offense, looks sorta like you. hehehe.

now, tell me why you took those freddie pics for senior pics, again?

[mecurdius]

WHAT!?!?!?!
this whole time i thought Sexy Celebrity was a girl, that was weird, ok sorry dude. Scary pics

[BrodieMan]

Originally posted by spudracer
Brodie, I must say your signature makes me laugh everytime I see it. :rotfl:

thanks, spud :D i would love to say i thought it up with my own witty, clever brain, but i copped it from SNL. it was too good to pass up! the ultimate st. patty's day sentiment. :D

[Yoda]

I had to post this...that's my great grandmother holding me. I don't remember her, unfortunately. This picture, to me, is utterly beautiful. It's probably my favorite picture of all time. And no, not because I'm in it (you can't even recognize me). :D We have another wonderful picture around somewhere containing 4 generations; starting with me and ending with my great grandmother. Anyway, here it is...

[patti]

she looks like a wonderful great grandma........beautiful. :)

[Yoda]

:rotfl:

That's hilarious, SC. And thanks; I do need to get a bigger copy, yeah. Isn't she just a perfect looking kindly grandma-type? :) I just love pictures like that...

[Yoda]

firegod had trouble posting his picture (we're both clueless as to why), so I'm doing it for him. I had to resize it significantly (it was huge!), but here it is:

[BrodieMan]

hm.... i'll have to find some baby pictures of myself to post. that will be hilarious. :D

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
firegod had trouble posting his picture (we're both clueless as to why), so I'm doing it for him. I had to resize it significantly (it was huge!), but here it is: firegod, wow. Nice sweater. You could be the poster boy for Men in Sweaters.:yup: Men should wear them more often. You guys just don't realize how nice you look in them.:)

[patti]

hey firegod......about that concert..................heh heh heh :randy:

:p

[thmilin]

mwahahaha, patti, exactly what i was saying! no! he promised to take me to the movies, i got dibs!

lol, nah. firegod's a hot ticket, I think he knows it. george clooney type, eh? i dunno about the Now n' Later sweater but, them eyebrows have potential. :D

[firegod]

Originally posted by sadesdrk
firegod, wow. Nice sweater. You could be the poster boy for Men in Sweaters.:yup: Men should wear them more often. You guys just don't realize how nice you look in them.:)

Thanks. I don't wear them all that often. I wear my leather jacket a lot.

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by firegod


Thanks. I don't wear them all that often. I wear my leather jacket a lot. Leather is so fresh. Nice.

[thmilin]

ha, leather, eh? trying to go all bad@ss GQ, are we? hmph. well ... you got my vote. ;)

[firegod]

Originally posted by thmilin
ha, leather, eh? trying to go all bad@ss GQ, are we? hmph. well ... you got my vote. ;)

I started wearing leather when I was 12. I love it.

[thmilin]

ladies and gentlemen. the birth of S&M. or would that be, d/S?

just kidding!! leather is nice but i'm picky about it. men look good in them jackets but those things cust a fortune! i have a weakness for suede. i think it's my favorite form above all. a slight nap, as opposed to the shiny patina moves me more. some leathers just remind me too much of patent fake leather sunday school shoes. blech.

[Yoda]

Leather; hell yes. I don't wear it often, but I try. It's not the most comfortable of things, but it sure looks nice. Anyway, I don't dig the sweater thing...not unless it's a really, really light sweater, maybe with the sleeves rolled up. I can live with that. Otherwise, I look too much like the end of a Disney movie. :)

[thmilin]

you ARE a Disney movie!

*evil laughter*

*runs quickly from the room*

[Yoda]

Originally posted by thmilin
you ARE a Disney movie!

*evil laughter*

*runs quickly from the room*
The blood of many nations shall be spilled for this, I assure you.

[BrodieMan]

i wear sweaters all the time. it's just a combination of them looking nice in a casual not-too-overdressed kinda way, and the fact that they're comfortable.

[thmilin]

The blood of many nations shall be spilled for this, I assure you.

bwahahah, like, I'M afraid of YOU? ha!

[BrodieMan]

lol! ouch. :D

[patti]

the only leather i've ever WANTED is a pair of soft but weathered brown leather pants........ can't afford them but i think they are the coolest. *long sighhhhhhhhhhhh*

:cool:

[Yoda]

Another. As is surely evident, this is my standard reaction to most of SB's comments.

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
Another. As is surely evident, this is my standard reaction to most of SB's comments. Ha! I bet you make that face a lot, Chris.:laugh:

[Yoda]

You have no idea.

[The Silver Bullet]

If you don't like scary comments, Chris, I earge you stop starting frightening conversations. Or something along those lines.

I was actu-laughing when I saw that, my friend...

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
You have no idea. Is that face a good example of what you do when you and I have our "checker buddy" conversations?

[The Silver Bullet]

You mean you talk about me?!
I knew it. It's The Truman Show all over again.

I always knew the entire world revolved around me and only me..

:eek:

[Yoda]

Originally posted by sadesdrk
Is that face a good example of what you do when you and I have our "checker buddy" conversations?
No, I'd say this one is a better example of that.

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by TWTCommish

No, I'd say this one is a better example of that. :laugh: Oh Come on! I'm not that shocking!

[Yoda]

No...but you are just that bad at checkers.

[The Silver Bullet]

:laugh:

Chris.
You need to make a huge mural of faces of you sitting at your computer. It'd sell. Much like Warhol's 201 Coke Bottles.

201 Warning Tracks

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
No...but you are just that bad at checkers. :( You made my Pout Rash come back.

[Yoda]

Alright. Start a thread and request an emotion. :rolleyes: :D

Originally posted by sadesdrk
:( You made my Pout Rash come back.
I did the who to the what now?

[The Silver Bullet]

I've got a better idea.

Each MoFo gets to make ONE comment to you, and then we get the reaction. We'll make a little catalogue.

201 Warning Tracks.

[Yoda]

Um. Whatever you want, man.

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by TWTCommish



I did the who to the what now? I break out with this nasty, itchy, pout whenever you 'dis my checker playing skills...you know what the only cure for my Pout Rash is, don't you?:randy:

[Yoda]

Actually, no. But you really ought to have it looked at one way or another...because I'm sure as hell not gonna stop talking about how badly you've been playing lately. :nope:

[burton]

Im quite n00b around here, in this forum.. did't notice that you already had a thread for this and made a new ome. sry guys

But.. here i am ;)

http://www.hot.ee/burtons/burtonsmall.gif

[sadesdrk]

Is your hair pink?! Nice pic. Have fun touring the boards...:)

[patti]

burton........i love the look of your photo......how did you get it?
......and welcome. ;)

[burton]

Originally posted by patti
burton........i love the look of your photo......how did you get it?
......and welcome. ;)

thnx ;)

it is just a filter in a photoshop, if you ment this "blueness"

[burton]

Originally posted by sadesdrk
Is your hair pink?! Nice pic. Have fun touring the boards...:)

thnx
and my hair was pink, now it's blonde ;)

[sadesdrk]

See on the right hand top of your post, that button that says, edit? You can go in your post and add something...that way..you're not double or triple posting. It's kind of a "no-no".

:)

[burton]

Originally posted by sadesdrk
See on the right hand top of your post, that button that says, edit? You can go in your post and add something...that way..you're not double or triple posting. It's kind of a "no-no".

:)


thnx for the good point but..
ive been on these kind of forumus for about 2-3 years (vBulletin) and i actually knew that ;)

and i posted like this because i quoted for only 2 people and i just like when they are more separated..

but next time in here, ill make it as one post ;)

[L .B . Jeffries]

Don't scare the poor kid off ;) I say let him duble and triple post as many times as he wants :laugh: until he's gotten use to it. :(