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I_Wear_Pants   02-21-25
Originally Posted by The Rodent


I genuinely had a fight with someone at school in around 1995 who used a pencil as a weapon.

I tukit away frum heem, stuck eet up hees *ss, and puled the trigger unteel it went... cleek.
Some girl once stole my pencil or pen and I tried for two days to get it back and she kept teasing me about it. I gave up. I think that's why I quit buying them; people would take them and not return them, so what was the point?
The Rodent   02-21-25
Originally Posted by I_Wear_Pants
I had a perfect system for the whole "writing utensil" conundrum in school; I never bought a single one vis I found them on the floor, and I never used them because I never took notes because I didn't need to take notes, and when someone would ask to borrow one, I'd happily hand the person one of the many I had found, and wouldn't worry about getting it back because I both rarely used them and never paid for them so I would never be out money.

People knew I would usually have a pen or pencil handy so they knew they could rely on me in case they needed one. If I had an in-class assignment I would finish it quickly and then hand someone a pen.

Originally Posted by MovieGal
Originally Posted by The Rodent
Originally Posted by John McClane
a true hitman would just make a gun



Or...or...

Now hear me out...

... kill a whole bar full of people to get a pencil.
And then use said pencil to write out his application for said gun.

Apparently, you don't know that John killed three people with just a pencil..

Now Rat, you need to go watch the John Wick films, NOW!!!



I genuinely had a fight with someone at school in around 1995 who used a pencil as a weapon.

I tukit away frum heem, stuck eet up hees *ss, and puled the trigger unteel it went... cleek.
I_Wear_Pants   02-21-25
I had a perfect system for the whole "writing utensil" conundrum in school; I never bought a single one vis I found them on the floor, and I never used them because I never took notes because I didn't need to take notes, and when someone would ask to borrow one, I'd happily hand the person one of the many I had found, and wouldn't worry about getting it back because I both rarely used them and never paid for them so I would never be out money.

People knew I would usually have a pen or pencil handy so they knew they could rely on me in case they needed one. If I had an in-class assignment I would finish it quickly and then hand someone a pen.
FilmBuff   02-21-25
Originally Posted by MovieGal
Poor Rocket, he gets no respect
John McClane   02-21-25
and that's why when someone asked me for a pencil in school i gladly gave em one. cause i didn't wanna get murdered.
MovieGal   02-21-25
MovieGal   02-21-25
Originally Posted by The Rodent
Originally Posted by John McClane
a true hitman would just make a gun



Or...or...

Now hear me out...

... kill a whole bar full of people to get a pencil.
And then use said pencil to write out his application for said gun.

Apparently, you don't know that John killed three people with just a pencil..

Now Rat, you need to go watch the John Wick films, NOW!!!
I_Wear_Pants   02-21-25
Originally Posted by John McClane
a true hitman would just make a gun


And hit absolutely nothing with it unless he's an absolute genius at making them.
ynwtf   02-21-25
lol
The Rodent   02-21-25
Originally Posted by John McClane
a true hitman would just make a gun



Or...or...

Now hear me out...

... kill a whole bar full of people to get a pencil.
And then use said pencil to write out his application for said gun.
John McClane   02-21-25
a true hitman would just make a gun


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